- 6/22/2025
Hired To Be The Baby Momma To The Mafia – Episode 1
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00:00you must be the tool tool for what oh stop it vanessa i was in surgery selling all of my eggs
00:10to pay off your debt and you're cheating on me you're pregnant who's the father out of all the
00:16sperm to get i got marcella levine's the most terrifying criminal in the country you're about
00:21to spend the next nine months here raising my hair you think that you can just keep me hostage
00:26just because i'm having your baby and i'm supposed to say thank you our unborn child will have enemies
00:32that will stop in nothing to kill her i suspect she's not even mafia i want to know who his new
00:39little play thing is the levine blood is inside of you now i will protect you with my life i swear
00:51for a man who kills people he's so gentle i'll give don levine a chance but only because
00:59you deserve a father can we really trust an outsider to the mafia she isn't a nobody i've chosen
01:06the eggs of a young woman are extremely valuable miss peters but why does a senior in college need
01:28so much cash i just need enough money to pay off my boyfriend's tuition tuition i guess we'll have
01:36to harvest all of them then i've always dreamed of having a child of my own one day but the money
01:42for my eggs could help my boyfriend out so much okay whatever it takes
01:48don levine's here did he get shot again nope he's here to make a secret baby the heir to the levine mafia
02:06kingdom i wish i could be his surrogate that man owns four lambos two nfl teams and every criminal in
02:17the country is afraid of him he is so sexy no you don't that man doesn't know how to lug he's a cold
02:26blooded killer you stay away from him i need a room to fill this with my sperm all the rooms are booked
02:33today maybe you can come back tomorrow did you just tell me what to do oh right this way mr levine
02:42there's tools in here to help you with your sperm collection good girl
02:48what the
03:00what the
03:14you must be the tool
03:21the tool for what my sperm's not going to collect itself better start working
03:29i uh take a while to finish
03:32you
03:39that's a mafia symbol
03:42you're a murderer
03:44stop wasting time
03:46i wonder what mafia men are into
04:00oh stop it vanessa
04:02i'm not a tool and the nurse accidentally double booked this room
04:14my apologies
04:19but uh
04:21do you mind if i stay and take care of myself
04:23thanks
04:25whatever
04:28if i didn't need the money then i would have never come to a shady clinic like this
04:32please let me never run into that psycho again
04:35i guess this is insemination now
04:49so you are dom levine's surrogate
05:00good luck sweetheart
05:03i've always dreamed of having a child of my own one day but the money for my eggs could help my boyfriend out so much
05:17get it together vanessa it'll be worth it
05:22marcus will be debt free
05:25build a life together
05:27you don't need kids anyways
05:30shit
05:44why are you here
05:47marcus
05:48what the hell are you doing
05:50i thought you were supposed to be at the
05:56dad things or something
05:57i was in surgery
05:59selling all of my eggs to pay off your debt and you're
06:02you're cheating on me
06:04what
06:05marcus can't have a little bit of fun
06:07he's a new dad you know
06:09that's a lot of stress on top of football
06:11a new dad
06:13marcus what is she talking about
06:15you told me that you didn't want kids
06:23you probably just don't want to have them with you
06:26who want your dorky ass jeans
06:29vanessa i never wanted anything
06:31serious
06:33i gotta start prepping for the nfl
06:35what does that have to do with anything
06:37you promised to buy me a ring as soon as you got drafted to the nfl
06:41you mean like this one
06:44marcus is gonna be a football superstar honey
06:48the media doesn't want to see him with you
06:51a boring
06:52broke
06:53nobody
06:54who's too ugly to even look at
06:57here
06:58have some of the money from your eggs back
07:00keep it for an abortion
07:02in case anyone's ever desperate enough to finish in you
07:05oh
07:07oh wait
07:10you can't get pregnant anymore
07:13don't touch it you freak
07:17what the hell are you still here anyways
07:19i don't care about you
07:21i gave up my ability to have children for you
07:24hey
07:28that's my money
07:29no
07:30this money is from the eggs that i gave up
07:33before i knew that you were a lying scumbag
07:35to think that i wanted your kids
07:36fuck you
07:37well get back to you crazy bitch
07:41please there has to be something left
07:45for the hundredth time you sold all your eggs you don't have anymore
07:49wait
07:51wait a second
07:53they're all there
07:55what
07:56your eggs
07:57they're all there
07:59you just can't use them because
08:02you're pregnant
08:04trafficking children huh
08:11you're a fucking disgrace to this family
08:14my daughter
08:15can't you see i'm busy with this asshole
08:17i'm afraid it's urgent
08:19we just received a call from the clinic
08:21they finally found a surrogate
08:22our mafia looks weak without an air
08:24sir
08:26your sample was used
08:29by mistake
08:30you don't know who the woman is
08:32how the hell did this happen
08:33i didn't approve anyone yet
08:35i'm sorry my daughter
08:36i'm sure the hospital just made a mistake
08:38i guess it's time to introduce myself to that mistake then
08:44pregnant
08:46i'm still in college
08:48i can't have a child
08:50who's the father
08:51i can go check on the father's identity for you
08:54we could always terminate now
08:56i was so scared when i thought i couldn't have children
09:02i won't get rid of you
09:05you're all i have now
09:07even if i have to pull all-nighters
09:11we need to find this woman
09:13to bring her into questioning
09:14this could be a ploy from a rival mafia
09:17to blackmail you
09:18don
09:18i strongly advise
09:20against any rash decisions
09:22this woman is pregnant
09:24with your child
09:25and
09:25and i'm the world's most dangerous criminal
09:27my enemies will stop at nothing
09:30to bring me down
09:31we can't trust her
09:33you're safe
09:41not even the world's most dangerous criminal can keep you from me
09:45well
09:51who is it
09:52who's the father of my child
09:54have you heard of the living mafia
09:56sir you can't be in here
10:23what the hell is going on
10:25what are you doing here
10:26you're mine
10:27cause you want me to
10:29that's all the pain inside of me
10:32this child is mine
10:34none
10:38makes you mine
10:40no
10:48i remember you
10:51you psycho
10:52you're not taking my child
10:54just because you're in some kind of mafia
10:56the father of my kid
10:58look he's
10:58he's right here
10:59he's
10:59how much for you to hand over the rights to my job
11:10my baby isn't for sale
11:13go pay someone else
11:14my sperm is priceless
11:16every woman in this city
11:18wants to have my child
11:19yeah not me
11:21now just admit you want to cash out a couple million for this child
11:24then we can forget we ever met
11:27you don't scare me
11:29i'll die protecting my baby from some criminal like you
11:32slap me one more time
11:38i dare you
11:40the levine blood is inside of you now
11:53i will protect you with my life
11:56i swear
11:56i have enemies
12:00heartless enemies
12:02i would love
12:07to have their way
12:09with an innocent girl like you
12:11and worse
12:13are you threatening me
12:16i'm not the threat
12:18inside of you
12:22this is the heir to the levine crime syndicate
12:25our unborn child
12:28will have enemies that would stop in nothing
12:31to kill him
12:32no
12:33good
12:35you're getting it now
12:37my lawyer Antoine will be in touch for the custody arrangements
12:42that arrangement
12:55i can't have an arrangement with the mafia boss
12:58i haven't even graduated college
12:59i'm so sorry miss peters
13:04i don't know how he screwed up this badly
13:06out of all the sperm to get
13:10i got marcella levine
13:12it's the most terrifying criminal in the country
13:14he's not gonna stop until he takes my baby
13:18what am i supposed to do
13:20miss peters
13:21i don't think he'll hurt you
13:23you're the mother of his child
13:26he has to protect you
13:27what about after i give birth to his child
13:29what happens to me then
13:31i don't know
13:33but for now
13:34you need to keep yourself safe from the dawn's enemies
13:36and keep your pregnancy a secret
13:39Antoine i need you to find out everything about this woman vanessa peters
13:52where she lives
13:53who she works for
13:55and what kind of lingerie she wears
13:57and then erase all of that
13:59with my child now inside of her
14:01she has officially become my greatest witness
14:04no one can find out that she's not loving
14:06make her a new identity
14:08and then track her
14:09make sure she doesn't get too far off
14:12if she tries to run away
14:13as happy as i am to have you
14:20but you could not have come at a worse time
14:23i need to find a place to sleep tonight
14:26i don't want to use this dirty mafia money
14:37but there's no way i'm standing at that asshole
14:39where is this place today
14:40what you got there beautiful
14:45nothing
14:49only one way a girl is pretty easy
14:54you get this kind of cash
14:55why don't you show us a good time next sweetheart
14:58i might be able to let you keep a few dollars
15:01fucking scared bitch
15:06yo
15:11look at this clip
15:13she must be one of the levine family's whores
15:15so you a top notch hooker
15:17i thought we got a pretty price for you
15:19i don't know who that is
15:22hey god
15:34who's the father
15:38is it don marcella levine
15:41boy we hit the jack papadino
15:44i swear i don't know who that is
15:46stop crying
15:47let her go
15:52close your eyes for this
16:07don't shoot
16:09don lupine
16:12we were going to bring her back to you
16:15i swear
16:16it's safe and sound
16:18he's lying
16:21i know
16:28this trash out of here
16:40thank you
16:41no no no no
16:48please wait
16:49you're going to watch a lot of people die now
16:54especially now that you're pregnant with the heritage of the mafia empire
16:58just take me to the hospital
17:01guys get the car ready
17:03we're taking her to the safe house
17:05what no no no
17:06come on come on let's go
17:08where am i
17:17these are my clothes
17:22hello
17:33hello
17:33let me out please
17:36somebody help
17:37looks like you got your strength back
17:39you think my dna inside of you
17:48let me out now
17:51you almost lost my baby
17:55is my baby still alive
17:57our baby's fine
17:58the doctors barely saved you both
18:01are you ready to listen now
18:04you can't handle being alone with a mafia baby inside of you
18:08if my men weren't following you
18:10you were following me
18:12yeah
18:12you're welcome
18:13no
18:14you think that you can just keep me hostage
18:16just because i'm having your baby and i'm supposed to say thank you
18:19you're not afraid of me
18:29how you need
18:31i'm just out there
18:35trying you to obey me
18:37stop playing games asshole
18:57you're about to spend the next nine months here raising my hair
19:00don't make things difficult for yourself
19:04why did you
19:26you got documents to sign
19:29get changed
19:34he's close to it now but
19:36a few months
19:37get out
19:44i'll have an entire custom wardrobe made for you during your pregnancy
19:49back off i don't care if you know the versacis
19:52i'm baby during your pregnancy
19:56back off i don't care if you know the versacis
19:59my baby's inside of you
20:04that means
20:06i get to look at you
20:09touch you
20:12and do whatever i want to you
20:15plus
20:16my tail only speaks italian
20:18you really want to walk around my men in only a row
20:22fine
20:23but only because i need you close
20:25not because i don't think that you're a prick
20:27i want my woman's clothes to look perfect
20:45so gentle
20:51don
20:56you can change now
20:59aren't you going to leave
21:02i'm enjoying the view
21:03whatever
21:06i'm too tired for this
21:08i don't think that that's his gun pressing into me
21:31you can't
21:32count that when you're done
21:34count that when you're done
21:35stop telling me what to do
21:42sound
21:57Permission to speak my mind, sir.
22:00Can we really trust an outsider to the mafia not to give up the baby to our enemies for a check?
22:06A baby with the real mafia heirs could create a strong alliance with one of the major families.
22:13What are you suggesting I do, Antoine?
22:16Kill my unborn child?
22:18Stop listening to your heart.
22:21It's the smart thing to do.
22:23Plus, a girl like that, she can't handle the...
22:26Enough!
22:29Say those words again, then I'll rip your fucking dog out.
22:33Yes, boss.
22:38She isn't a nobody.
22:40I've chosen her.
22:45If anyone has a problem with that, they can go through me.
22:50Problem with what?
22:56Answer me.
23:17It's none of your business to hide.
23:20Last time I checked, I had your business growing inside of me.
23:23No more hiding things.
23:25Fine.
23:27If you insist.
23:29Take a blood out.
23:30You're not cutting me with that.
23:42We can discuss that after your pregnancy.
23:45But you do have to marry me in a ceremony to show the other bosses.
23:51What?
23:52It's fine.
23:56It's fine.
23:59Just because I'm pregnant with your baby doesn't mean that you can force me into marrying you.
24:03I won't be a part of a family of murderers.
24:05It's all the things you're late for there, don't you think?
24:08Besides, you'd be stupid not to sign with how much money I'm offering you.
24:12Following the birth of a living heir, Mrs. Peters will be provided with paid living expenses
24:18of up to $2.3 million a year for full custody of her child?
24:24What?
24:28What am I?
24:29Some kind of barn animal that you could just keep locked up while I squeeze out babies for you?
24:34My 10-acre Spanish fill-up is hardly a barn.
24:38And all of this might be yours.
24:41Once I take care of a few problems standing in my way,
24:48I'll build an empire.
24:50And you'll be my queen.
24:52Screw that.
24:54I don't want my child to grow around murderers.
24:59You're right.
25:01You are dealing with murderers.
25:04And the only option you have is to trust
25:07the only person who has a reason to keep you alive.
25:11If my enemies found out that you were in mafia,
25:13they would go after everything and everyone that you love.
25:18Do you really want to see your mommy and daddy jumped into tiny, little pieces?
25:24Shut up!
25:25Now, then do it for them.
25:29Do it for your child.
25:32And as for your...
25:33opinions,
25:35we can work on that.
25:37We might do illegal things.
25:42But we're not evil.
25:49Dangerous, huh?
25:52Yes.
25:55So you'll have to learn how to use your gift.
25:57Never.
26:15What better man?
26:16A gun?
26:17I don't want a gun!
26:18I don't care what you want.
26:20The mother of my child is going to be able to protect herself.
26:24I...
26:24I'm a student.
26:26I...
26:26I don't know how.
26:27I've never shot a gun before.
26:30I'll teach you.
26:32You don't become a mafia boss
26:34without learning how to be the best man.
26:38Here.
26:39Good.
26:40And relax.
26:42Good.
26:43Breathe.
26:43Square your shoulders.
26:46Ready?
26:47Intense.
26:49Breathe.
26:50Here we go.
26:50Good.
26:51Good.
26:52Ready?
26:53Now shoot.
26:55Shoot!
27:02I did that!
27:10I told you.
27:21I intend on keeping you
27:22and her child safe
27:24with everything in my power.
27:27Have the contract signed this evening,
27:29you damn one.
27:31Wait, I still need a minute
27:33to think about this.
27:35You can think about it
27:36while you're moving into the mansion.
27:40Wait, how did you guys get my stuff?
27:45Your boss is an asshole.
27:49Whether I like it or not,
27:51I have to accept that your father is in the mafia.
27:55You told me that you didn't want kids.
27:58He probably just didn't want to have them with you.
28:01Who'd want your dorky-ass jeans?
28:10I'll give Don Levine a chance.
28:16But only because
28:17you deserve a father.
28:20Even if he's a ruthless criminal.
28:22I'll agree to sign your contract.
28:49I'll agree to sign your contract.
28:49It's quick for someone so stubborn.
28:54But I'm not surprised.
28:56You're not?
28:57No.
28:58Levines always get what they want.
29:02On one condition.
29:04I want something, too.
29:06You don't make the orders?
29:07I'm not going to sit around all day
29:09like the world's comfiest prisoner.
29:11If I'm going to be having your baby,
29:12then I get to leave whenever I'd like.
29:14You can go wherever you like.
29:16Great.
29:17I plan on finishing my degree.
29:18As long as my security's by yourself.
29:22What?
29:23Security?
29:24At school?
29:24I'm already going to be pregnant.
29:26I don't need more attention being drawn to me
29:28from a bodyguard.
29:30Then I'll go undercover.
29:31You wouldn't.
29:36You don't make the rules.
29:38So if you really want that degree so badly,
29:41then I'm coming with you.
29:42I don't mind staying in a dorm, you know.
30:09Well, does a dorm room have heated floors?
30:13A sauna?
30:14A masseuse at your call?
30:16Point taken.
30:18That should be all of it.
30:20If you need anything, let Antoine know.
30:24Oh, and...
30:26And...
30:28If word got out that you're not from a mafia family yourself,
30:32it is vital that you keep your pregnancy a secret.
30:36Especially from Anita.
30:37I can try using Anita...
30:39No, no, no, no, no, no.
30:40You must, okay?
30:43And...
30:43She's my head of housekeeping.
30:45She has a soft spot for my ex, Lydia.
30:48Costello family's daughter.
30:50And, uh, she wants me to take her back
30:52after she cheated on me.
30:54Obviously, that's not going to happen.
30:58Great.
30:59Here she comes.
31:00I need a mafia 101.
31:09Anita.
31:10Buongiorno.
31:13Senor.
31:16I see you have a guest.
31:19Will she be staying long?
31:22Anita.
31:23This is my fiancée, Vanessa.
31:24Please make sure she's comfortable.
31:28Fiancée?
31:29But...
31:29But you've never brought her around.
31:32Are you questioning me?
31:34No, senor.
31:38Hi.
31:38I'm Vanessa Peters.
31:40Peters?
31:43I've never heard of a Peters family in the mafia.
31:47Uh, it's...
31:47It's not.
31:50Then why would the boss
31:51bring a non-mafia like you home?
31:56What's going on here?
32:02Uh, Peters.
32:03It's a fake name.
32:05I had to change my identity.
32:06My family's under investigation.
32:09And which family would that be?
32:11I can't tell you that.
32:12I'll just be going now.
32:13I can take my own things.
32:14A true mafia heiress
32:17would never dream
32:18of picking up her own bags.
32:20Right.
32:21I knew that.
32:22Which is why you should hurry up
32:23and get someone else to do it
32:24so I don't have to.
32:26I know a lying skank
32:28when I see one.
32:29She must have fooled
32:30Dawn Levine somehow.
32:32And now she's after
32:33the family's fortune.
32:35I'll expose this
32:36gold-digging whore
32:37if it's the last thing I do.
32:39Not so fast,
32:40Miss Peters.
32:44Anton has informed me
32:48that you will be
32:49accompanying Dawn Levine
32:51to each of the major houses.
32:53Then you will need
32:54to be briefed
32:55on each of the most
32:56powerful Dawns.
32:58So,
32:58Dawn Levine is running
33:00for mafia president?
33:02I'm sure you could
33:03explain it to me.
33:05Please.
33:06He's too busy
33:07to babysit you.
33:08This will be
33:11a perfect opportunity
33:12for me to test
33:13and refresh
33:15your table etiquette
33:16as an heiress.
33:18Crap.
33:19Where is Marcelo?
33:20I'm going to give
33:21everything away.
33:22After you, madam.
33:23The Levine clan
33:33is one of the
33:33oldest families
33:34dating back
33:35to the 19th century.
33:37For such an old family
33:39to have survived
33:40this long,
33:41the Levines
33:41have had to be
33:42ruthless,
33:44cold-blooded killers.
33:46Loyalty
33:47is one of the
33:48most important things
33:50to this family.
33:50Look,
33:52if this is about
33:53me snitching,
33:54I won't go
33:55to the police.
33:56I'll keep my loyalty
33:57to Dawn Levine,
33:57I promise.
34:01I don't believe you.
34:12What's that?
34:13In exchange
34:14for Dawn Levine's
34:15protection,
34:16you must swear
34:17yourself into
34:18this family.
34:19Because you're
34:19an outsider,
34:20you must consume
34:22his blood.
34:24You're crazy.
34:26It's a 200-year-old
34:28tradition,
34:29and you will
34:29follow it.
34:34If word got out
34:35that you're not
34:36from a mafia family
34:37yourself,
34:38the rest of the family
34:39wouldn't accept
34:39our heirs legitimately.
34:40It is vital
34:41that you keep
34:42your pregnancy
34:42a secret,
34:44especially from Anita.
34:45what do I tell
34:52this crazy woman
34:52without revealing
34:53I'm pregnant?
34:54Well,
34:55I'm sorry,
35:08I'm not in the mood.
35:09a true mafia heiress
35:12would understand
35:13the importance
35:14of a blood ritual.
35:16Unless,
35:16of course,
35:17you're an imposter
35:18after the Dawn's money.
35:20I'm not
35:21after his money!
35:24Then you think
35:25you're too good
35:26to drink
35:27the Dawn's blood?
35:27drink it,
35:32you ungrateful bitch!
35:33Please!
35:34No!
35:36Please!
35:38No!
35:39Did you not hear
35:40my fiancée?
35:51I'm sorry,
35:52Dawn Levin.
35:53I was just trying
35:54to make sure
35:54she was a real...
35:55Real what?
35:57Real heiress?
36:02Are you saying
36:03I'm too stupid
36:03to know who I'm marrying?
36:05No, Dawn.
36:06I'm terribly sorry.
36:08No,
36:08don't apologize to me.
36:10Apologize to the lady
36:11of this home.
36:12But, Dawn,
36:14there's something
36:15not right about her.
36:19Fuck,
36:19I gave you a chance.
36:20No!
36:21I don't believe it!
36:23Marcel,
36:24that's enough!
36:24No, no, no, no.
36:25Don't be sorry for her,
36:26okay?
36:27I'm going to
36:27kill her, not you.
36:29Besides,
36:29she deserves it
36:30for questioning me.
36:34I need it.
36:35She's just trying
36:36to protect
36:36the Levin family.
36:37forgive me.
36:48Forgive me.
36:49I should have
36:50never doubted you,
36:51madam.
36:53Get up.
36:58Just make sure
36:59that my room
37:00is ready
37:00by the time
37:01I get back
37:01from class.
37:02She's kind
37:05and fair.
37:07She'll make
37:08a good queen
37:08and an even
37:09better mother.
37:11Wait, hold on.
37:12Class
37:13after the day
37:14you've had?
37:15Unfortunately,
37:16my professors
37:16aren't going to care
37:17that my mafia's
37:18housekeeper
37:19almost killed
37:19my unborn child.
37:21Oh, here.
37:23Treat yourself
37:24has an apology.
37:26I was an apology.
37:41The demon
37:42inside of me,
37:42I don't feel
37:44so alone anymore.
37:45I can't let them
37:57see me paying
37:57for my classes
37:58with Don Levine's
37:59credit card.
38:10Look who came
38:11crawling back
38:12to campus.
38:15Venture string
38:24for classes?
38:25Yes,
38:2518 credits.
38:27All right,
38:28that's a full semester.
38:30How will you be paying?
38:31Uh,
38:32credit card, please.
38:32What you got there?
38:33Hey!
38:34You know they don't
38:35accept hooking
38:36as a way of paying
38:37around here,
38:37right?
38:38The Levine family?
38:41The Levines?
38:42The ones that run
38:43organized crime
38:44in this city.
38:45Well,
38:46how'd you steal this?
38:48It was given
38:49to me.
38:50By who?
38:52A thug
38:52you sucked off
38:53in exchange
38:53for tuition?
38:56Classic Vanessa.
38:58I am so glad
38:59that I stopped
39:00hitting that.
39:02That's your
39:02ass,
39:02you feel like
39:03a freak.
39:05Feelings mutual,
39:06assholes.
39:06Now give me back
39:07my credit card!
39:08I guess you do
39:20have to care
39:21about classes
39:21when you're not
39:23the type of girl
39:23a guy would want
39:24to marry.
39:27Sure,
39:27sharp your ring is.
39:28good idea.
39:31Maybe she'll
39:32see the fuck
39:33off campus
39:33after I show
39:34her this lesson.
39:39That's what
39:40a real diamond
39:40feels like.
39:42Now you know.
39:47Who the hell
39:48do you think
39:48you are pushing
39:49my fiancée around?
39:50Now,
39:51I don't mind
39:52the hit girls,
39:52but an ugly
39:53fucking troll
39:54like you're
39:54fair game.
39:59Babe!
40:00Any last words?
40:05Please go.
40:10Actually,
40:11you know what?
40:12I would enjoy
40:13this some more,
40:13huh?
40:20You're a Levine.
40:24Fuck!
40:25I'm not a Levine.
40:27I'm the
40:28Don Levine.
40:30And you both
40:30just put your hands
40:31on my fucking
40:32fiancée.
40:34We don't even
40:35know who
40:35your fiancée is.
40:37Right here,
40:38idiot.
40:40You're
40:41sleeping with
40:41a gangster?
40:47Mr. Levine,
40:48there has to be
40:48some mistake.
40:50She's his
40:50psycho ex.
40:52Psycho, huh?
40:53I'll show
40:54you,
40:54Psycho.
40:56Please,
40:57stop.
40:58Oh,
40:58there's been
40:58some kind
40:59of...
40:59I know
41:00who she is.
41:00She's my
41:01ex.
41:02Why would
41:02a man
41:03so is
41:04refined?
41:05Can I
41:05just you
41:06pick
41:06something
41:07like her?
41:10Oh,
41:10no!
41:10If she
41:11got pregnant,
41:12she wouldn't
41:12even know
41:13who the
41:13father is.
41:20Alright,
41:21fun's over.
41:21I'm
41:22tired of
41:22you low
41:23lifes
41:23insulting
41:23my
41:24future
41:24life.
41:25She was
41:25trying to
41:25get my
41:26kids just
41:26a few
41:26days ago.
41:28Yeah,
41:29I upgraded
41:29Marcus.
41:30Turns out,
41:31I found a
41:32real man.
41:33Not some
41:34loser with
41:34limp dick
41:34syndrome.
41:35Shut the fuck up.
41:36You shut the fuck up.
41:38They're not worth
41:39the trouble,
41:40Marcelo.
41:43Football player,
41:43huh?
41:44What?
41:45Let me guess,
41:45you're his
41:46slutty little
41:46cheerleader?
41:47Classic.
41:49What?
41:49And I bet
41:50you two dream
41:50of going to
41:51the NFL
41:51one day,
41:52too,
41:52huh?
41:52At least
41:53we are
41:53who we
41:53say we
41:54are.
41:55Come on,
41:55Marcus.
41:56There's no
41:57way he's
41:57really
41:57mafia.
41:59It's just
41:59this bitch
42:00Vanessa
42:00thinking we're
42:01stupid enough
42:01to believe
42:02the city's
42:03richest man
42:03would even
42:04look at
42:04her.
42:05I don't
42:06dream of
42:06going to
42:07the NFL.
42:08I am
42:08going to
42:09the NFL.
42:09Oh,
42:10I'm taking
42:11my beautiful
42:12fiance
42:12with me.
42:13So,
42:14you two
42:14losers,
42:15you can enjoy
42:16pretending to be
42:16rich.
42:17I'm actually
42:17going to go
42:18make millions.
42:20I'm not a
42:20real Levine,
42:21huh?
42:30You,
42:31put me on
42:32the phone
42:32with the
42:32dean.
42:33Seriously?
42:35Give it
42:35up.
42:36It's
42:36over.
42:37Stop
42:38wasting
42:38everyone's
42:38time with
42:39your
42:39dean-list
42:40acting.
42:41Oh,
42:41yes,
42:43Mr. Levine,
42:44the dean
42:44will be
42:44with you
42:45immediately.
42:46He's
42:46been meaning
42:46to thank
42:47you for
42:47your
42:47generous
42:48donation.
42:49Hello,
42:49team.
42:50Mr. Levine's
42:50in your
42:50office.
42:54What
42:54donation?
42:55We keep
42:56this
42:56serious.
42:57Vanessa,
42:57call him
42:58up.
42:58Relax.
43:00There's
43:00no way
43:00a real
43:01mafia boss
43:02would
43:02choose
43:02her.
43:04Mr. Levine,
43:05why didn't
43:06you let us
43:07know that
43:07you'd be
43:07on campus
43:08today?
43:08I would
43:08have
43:08given you
43:09the tour
43:09myself.
43:12No need.
43:13But can
43:13you please
43:14explain to me
43:14while your
43:15star quarterback
43:15and cheer
43:16captain
43:16assaulted my
43:18fiancée?
43:18They
43:19what?
43:23That's
43:24to call
43:24him off.
43:25We're
43:25sorry.
43:26We can
43:27talk about
43:27this.
43:28Please.
43:30Well,
43:31you're not
43:31going to do
43:32anything about
43:32it.
43:33I guess
43:33I'll sue
43:34the campus.
43:35Or,
43:35I mean,
43:36I'll revoke
43:37my $10
43:37million donation.
43:39Why not
43:40both?
43:40Did you
43:41two idiots
43:41know who
43:42you just
43:42messed
43:43with?
43:43We were
43:44just messing
43:45around.
43:46Things got
43:46out of
43:47hands,
43:47sir.
43:48Vanessa,
43:49we're
43:50sorry.
43:52Please
43:52call them
43:53up.
43:53I'm sorry
43:54for cheating
43:54on you.
43:55I'm sorry.
43:57Leave the
43:58Don's
43:58fiancée
43:59alone,
43:59you clowns.
44:01You're
44:01both
44:01suspended.
44:02You,
44:02you're
44:03off the
44:03cheer
44:03squad.
44:04And
44:04you,
44:04my star
44:05quarterback,
44:06you're
44:06bitch.
44:06Expelled.
44:08I want
44:08him
44:08expelled.
44:10Of
44:10course.
44:11I'll
44:11find a
44:12new
44:12quarterback.
44:13Anything
44:13for you,
44:13Donald
44:14Levine.
44:14Thank
44:15you for
44:15your
44:15continued
44:16support of
44:16our
44:16school.
44:17If I
44:18were
44:18sure
44:18I'd
44:18be
44:18kissing
44:19the
44:19crowd
44:19that
44:19taught
44:20him
44:20his
44:20fiancée.
44:20Walk
44:21on!
44:25It's
44:25my
44:26senior
44:26year.
44:27I'm
44:28getting
44:28my
44:28play
44:28time.
44:29You
44:29know
44:29what?
44:30I
44:31don't
44:31need
44:31this
44:31shit.
44:32You
44:33run
44:33the
44:33fucking
44:33NFL,
44:34buddy.
44:35I'm
44:35already
44:35drafted.
44:36So that
44:37means
44:37every
44:37Sunday
44:37I'm
44:38going
44:38to be
44:38on
44:38the
44:39TV
44:39playing
44:39for
44:39the
44:40motherfucking
44:40LA Rams.
44:41You
44:41goddamn
44:42piece of
44:42shit.
44:46Coach
44:46Alvin?
44:46Alvin?
44:53Hello?
44:54Yeah.
44:55This is
44:55Don
44:55Levine.
44:57Oh,
44:58wait.
44:58Dude,
44:59stop.
45:00Actually,
45:00I am a
45:00bit
45:01disappointed.
45:02Your new
45:03draft pick,
45:03Marcus,
45:04he assaulted
45:05my fiancée.
45:07Unfortunately,
45:07I can no
45:08longer support
45:09the team
45:09financially.
45:10Don
45:11Levine,
45:11I'll revoke
45:12that ass
45:12hole's offer
45:13myself.
45:13Wait,
45:14wait,
45:15Coach Alvin,
45:15I can
45:16explain.
45:16I can
45:16explain.
45:19You
45:19asshole.
45:21Well,
45:22I'm not
45:22the one
45:22who started
45:23it,
45:23but I'm
45:24going to be
45:25the one
45:25who finishes
45:25it.
45:26And you
45:26guys can
45:26remember that
45:27when all
45:27you're doing
45:27at football
45:28games is
45:29selling hot
45:29dogs and
45:30filling
45:30water bottles.
45:30No,
45:31please,
45:33Vanessa,
45:34stop him.
45:35We'll do
45:36anything.
45:37You both
45:37had no
45:38problem
45:38ruining my
45:39life and
45:39forcing me
45:40to start
45:40over.
45:41Now you
45:41get a
45:41taste of
45:42your own
45:42medicine.
45:43You
45:43bitch.
45:47Say
45:47another
45:48fucking
45:49word.
45:50And I'll
45:50kill you
45:50both.
45:52Go.
45:53Get the
45:54fuck out
45:54of here.
46:00That was
46:02amazing.
46:03How do
46:03you know
46:04the coach
46:04of the
46:04LA Rams?
46:05I'm sorry
46:06I had you
46:06call in
46:06that huge
46:07favor.
46:08Baby,
46:08I own
46:08the Rams
46:09and the
46:10Giants.
46:10And I'm
46:11working on
46:11the Niners.
46:12And it's
46:13my job now
46:14to keep
46:14you safe.
46:16And I
46:16will destroy
46:17anyone who
46:18tries to
46:18hurt you.
46:20Let's
46:20go.
46:27Whoa,
46:28whoa,
46:28whoa.
46:29What are
46:30you doing?
46:30I'm walking
46:31you to
46:31class.
46:32Okay,
46:32I'm here,
46:33but you
46:34can't go
46:34in there
46:34dressed like
46:35that.
46:38Like
46:38what?
46:42Like
46:42a criminal.
46:43Now
46:43leave.
46:45I don't
46:46think you
46:46should tell
46:46a criminal
46:47what to
46:47do.
46:49Fine.
46:50But
46:51go in
46:51five minutes
46:52after,
46:53so that way
46:53it doesn't
46:54look like
46:54we're
46:54together.
46:59Thanks.
47:00If that's
47:11our
47:11professor,
47:11I'd do
47:12things to
47:12him for
47:13extra credit.
47:14Did you see
47:15the veins in
47:15his arms?
47:16I'd totally
47:17hit that
47:17even if
47:17he failed
47:18me.
47:19You mean
47:19Grandpa
47:19back there?
47:21He's not
47:21that hot.
47:22Grandpa's
47:23buffer than
47:23you.
47:24Those abs
47:25are so
47:25not worth
47:26it.
47:27What?
47:29Nothing.
47:30I didn't
47:31say anything.
47:31Sorry.
47:33Hey!
47:35She looks
47:35oddly familiar,
47:36don't you guys
47:37think?
47:37Yeah.
47:38I swear,
47:43I don't
47:43know any
47:44of you
47:44guys,
47:44okay?
47:45Just
47:45please
47:45give me
47:45it back.
47:47Shut up,
47:48bitch.
47:49You're
47:49hurting me.
47:50I remember
47:50now.
47:51You're the
47:52one who
47:52got our
47:52quarterback
47:52expelled.
47:54And
47:54our
47:54squad
47:55captain.
47:57We should
47:57have recognized
47:58this rat the
47:58moment she
47:59crawled into
47:59our
47:59classroom.
48:00We can't
48:00let a rat
48:01get away
48:02with crushing
48:02our class.
48:03Can we?
48:04Lisa,
48:05please,
48:05please,
48:06no.
48:06I didn't
48:07do anything.
48:08I swear.
48:08Why don't
48:09you give
48:09the rat
48:09some whiskers?
48:10That way
48:11everyone knows
48:11she's a
48:12fucking snitch.
48:13Wait,
48:13wait.
48:14She sold
48:15her eggs,
48:15right?
48:17Idiot.
48:18That's
48:18right.
48:19Gosh,
48:20good thing
48:20she can't
48:21have any
48:21more little
48:22rat babies.
48:23You're a
48:23kicker,
48:24right?
48:24Why don't
48:25we make
48:25sure by
48:25giving her
48:26a good
48:26punt in
48:26the
48:27stomach?
48:27No,
48:28no,
48:28no,
48:29please,
48:29please,
48:30ah,
48:30please,
48:34somebody else.
48:36Please.
48:38This is
48:39remarkable.
48:44Don't worry,
48:45I'm not
48:46going to shoot.
48:51But I am
48:52going to break
48:52every fucking
48:54limb that
48:54touched my
48:55fiance.
48:56Wait,
48:56wait,
48:56wait,
48:56wait,
48:57wait,
48:57wait,
48:57wait,
48:58wait,
48:59wait,
49:00wait,
49:00wait,
49:00wait.
49:00Who the
49:00fuck
49:01are you?
49:01Let him
49:01go.
49:03Good idea.
49:04Get him
49:05out of
49:05here.
49:12Thanks for
49:12understanding.
49:14This is all
49:15just a huge
49:16mistake,
49:16man.
49:17I had no
49:18idea that
49:18was your
49:18chick.
49:22Get him
49:23the fuck
49:23out of
49:23here.
49:24Make sure
49:25your break
49:25is kicking
49:26leg.
49:26Wait,
49:27wait,
49:27no,
49:27no,
49:28please,
49:28I'll
49:29pay
49:29you.
49:30The team
49:31needs
49:31me.
49:32You'll
49:32pay me,
49:33huh?
49:34I don't
49:34shoot fucking
49:35football teams.
49:36I could
49:36buy you.
49:39All right.
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