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  • 6/21/2025
Struggling musician Nomi accepts a last-resort job from her overachiever best friend Mara: mentoring misfit campers, the | dG1fVGZ5X1FWMHRtbm8
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00:00So you're the camp plumber now?
00:10Well, your dad would be proud.
00:13Well, it can't be any worse than that shitbox that broke down on us on our way to Dave Matthews.
00:17Tell anyone I like Dave Matthews and I kill you.
00:20Oh! Mark!
00:22Oh God!
00:23Mark, hurry!
00:24I...
00:25Oh my God!
00:26Mark!
00:27Mark!
00:28It's getting all over her face! Hurry!
00:30Stop it!
00:31Stop it!
00:32Oh!
00:44Well, well, well.
00:46Isn't this a familiar sight?
00:48Gosh, I think the last time that I saw you two together, you were pigs in mud, eating shit in a macabre eye three-legged.
00:55What's this asshole doing here?
00:57Oh, Nomi.
00:58Did that music career not work out for you?
01:01You know, I meant to buy one of your records.
01:04Did you...
01:05Did you never put one out?
01:07You're boring, dude.
01:08Daniel, I told you, no macabre eye. Get out of here.
01:11And I came to tell you that I'm sweetening the deal.
01:1315K to the winning camp.
01:15My donor's thrown in to spice up the old camp rivalry.
01:1830K and you have a deal.
01:19What are you talking about, Mark?
01:21Oh.
01:22Double.
01:23Wow.
01:24That's bold.
01:25Boy, Mara, you've really come into your own, haven't you?
01:28No longer a scrawny brown noser in a training bra?
01:31Oh, funny, cause you're still a scrawny brown noser in a training bra, Dan.
01:35This is a sweat-wicking athletic undergarment.
01:38Mark Wahlberg wears them.
01:39Yeah, okay.
01:40Bye, Daniel.
01:41We'll see you at Maccabre eye.
01:42Yeah, okay.
01:43Well, normally I'd shake on it, but, uh, your hands are disgusting.
01:46Oh, you sure you don't want a quick, quick...
01:48Yeah, cause I can still kick your ass, Dan!
01:50No!
01:51Yeah, why don't you stay back there?
01:52You should fight with your mind, Nomi.
01:54I'll have my donor send the agreement, okay?
01:57Yeah, everyone who knows the donor is your dad, Daniel.
02:00Look at my daddy to sign the agreement!
02:03I signed my own paperwork!
02:05My daddy signs them!

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