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A relationship columnist on the brink of losing her job takes a bet with a self proclaimed match maker who guarantees to | dG1fOWgyRmJQUm5EV0E
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00:00You've got a meeting at the New York Chronicle today.
00:04Are you nervous?
00:05Of course I'm not nervous.
00:06I got the hottest relationship blog in the city.
00:08They'd be lucky to have me.
00:10Are you kidding me?
00:12I believe that belongs to me.
00:14Yikes, what happened?
00:16Oh, Mike, haven't you done enough?
00:18Joseph Webster, professional matchmaker.
00:21The only thing I trust less than dating apps
00:23is some random stranger hustling up business outside a coffee cart.
00:26Mr. Jacobs?
00:27Kate Nolan, your new columnist.
00:29The new owners, they've been pressuring me hard for somebody else.
00:33Glenn.
00:34Hello, again.
00:36Wait, he's not the other candidate, is he?
00:38You will be writing a profile piece about Joseph.
00:40And Joseph, find Kate her perfect match.
00:43I think this joker is going to find my true love.
00:45If you can't, then you win.
00:47Get ready to meet your soulmate.
00:49Hello, Mother.
00:50I sunk a large portion of the family assets into that takeover
00:53to ensure the job was yours.
00:54I will find her match, no problem.
00:56You know you can't force these things.
00:58Either you have the spark, or you don't.
01:00Well, if it isn't my worthy opponent slash personal biographer.
01:03Let's just get this over with, shall we?
01:04What the heck is that?
01:05But my software takes physiological signals
01:07to help create honest profiles.
01:09You show me a slideshow, and you think you know me?
01:13I'm having a really good time.
01:15Ah!
01:16How was date number one?
01:17He was married.
01:18What?
01:19You can't predict these things with bleeps and bloops.
01:21Ones and zeros.
01:22You're single, obviously.
01:23Why is that?
01:24You gotta find happiness within yourself,
01:25and then find someone to share that with.
01:26Joseph Kendall Webster.
01:27An interesting individual who is convinced
01:29that he can create the Pierce of Cupid's arrow
01:32from lines of code written on a laptop.
01:34So, maybe it's just me, but this Joseph seems, um, interesting.
01:39He wound up going bowling last night,
01:40and he was actually pretty good.
01:42You only take the special ones bowling.
01:44It wasn't like that.
01:46You know, I'm starting to think
01:47that you don't actually want to finish this thing,
01:49and you just fancy hanging out with me.
01:51Mother!
01:52I'm taking over operations.
01:53I've already been in touch with an actor,
01:55and we will create her perfect match.
01:58Well, you can't trick her.
01:59I'm David Stee. Pleasure to meet you.
02:00Do we really need the accent?
02:02She is besotted, which is all that matters.
02:05It's not fair to Kate.
02:06Look, I've got to tell her the truth.
02:08I didn't want to do this.
02:09So you want to break my heart,
02:10lie to me, and steal my job?
02:11He cheated. I win.
02:12He has one date left.
02:14You ever meet someone
02:15and think it was too good to be true?
02:16You don't care about the job.
02:17As much as I care about you.
02:19Are you ready for your last date?
02:21It was you who helped me see what I was missing.
02:30For my next episode be.
02:32I'm not sure.
02:33I will not have to call me.
02:34I am sure.
02:36I'm not sure.
02:37I won't have to call out.
02:38But I know me.
02:39I was not sure.
02:40You know, that I'm sure.
02:41There's no doubt about me.
02:42I've been doing that.
02:43I'm not sure.
02:44I'm sure.
02:45I'm sure.
02:46I'll call you.
02:47I'll call you.
02:48I won't be a pass.
02:49I'll call you.
02:50I'll call you.
02:51Thanks a lot of questions.
02:52You're, you're, you're.
02:53Yes, you're lucky.
02:54You're lucky.
02:55I'm sure.
02:56You're lucky.
02:57You're lucky.

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