- 6/20/2025
Director: Tung Cho 'Joe' Cheung
Writer: Tung Cho 'Joe' Cheung
Stars: Sammo Kam-Bo Hung, Wei Tung, Cecilia Wong
In a small town somewhere in 19th-century China, two brothers, each using their own particular style of martial arts, defeat a bully of a fighter who is terrorizing the town. In the ensuing celebration, a debate among the townspeople arises over which of the brothers has the best style, and the brothers become bitter rivals, neither of which is willing to admit that the other is his equal. Each sets up a martial arts school in the town. Years pass. A rich stranger comes to town with his two sons, and he places them in the two martial arts schools: One son in one school, and the other son in the other school. He vows to return in two years to test their knowledge. Meanwhile: Kung Fu Ching is a local boy in the town, and Ching is an unabashed martial arts fanatic who is trying to develop his own style of kung fu. He meets up with a wandering winemaker who also knows a lot of kung fu, and who encourages Ching to study more than one style of martial arts. Ching begins attending the martial arts school set up by the two feuding brothers mentioned above. They find out and kick him out of both schools. In desperation, he turns to the wandering winemaker and asks the winemaker to teach him his style of kung fu. After two years, the rich stranger returns to the town, and confesses that he is the brother of the bully the two brothers defeated years ago, and he has come to exact revenge. His two "sons" were merely spies he hired to provide him with information about the kung fu style of the two brothers. He handily defeats the two brothers individually, but when they toss aside their differences, they manage to do slightly better. But it takes the timely arrival of Kung Fu Ching to hand the rich stranger the defeat he so richly deserves... ...at which point the original bully arrives with eight henchmen. He's spent the all his time since his unfortunate defeat training in new styles of kung fu. Kung Fu Ching runs back to his master, and they prepare for the final showdown.
Writer: Tung Cho 'Joe' Cheung
Stars: Sammo Kam-Bo Hung, Wei Tung, Cecilia Wong
In a small town somewhere in 19th-century China, two brothers, each using their own particular style of martial arts, defeat a bully of a fighter who is terrorizing the town. In the ensuing celebration, a debate among the townspeople arises over which of the brothers has the best style, and the brothers become bitter rivals, neither of which is willing to admit that the other is his equal. Each sets up a martial arts school in the town. Years pass. A rich stranger comes to town with his two sons, and he places them in the two martial arts schools: One son in one school, and the other son in the other school. He vows to return in two years to test their knowledge. Meanwhile: Kung Fu Ching is a local boy in the town, and Ching is an unabashed martial arts fanatic who is trying to develop his own style of kung fu. He meets up with a wandering winemaker who also knows a lot of kung fu, and who encourages Ching to study more than one style of martial arts. Ching begins attending the martial arts school set up by the two feuding brothers mentioned above. They find out and kick him out of both schools. In desperation, he turns to the wandering winemaker and asks the winemaker to teach him his style of kung fu. After two years, the rich stranger returns to the town, and confesses that he is the brother of the bully the two brothers defeated years ago, and he has come to exact revenge. His two "sons" were merely spies he hired to provide him with information about the kung fu style of the two brothers. He handily defeats the two brothers individually, but when they toss aside their differences, they manage to do slightly better. But it takes the timely arrival of Kung Fu Ching to hand the rich stranger the defeat he so richly deserves... ...at which point the original bully arrives with eight henchmen. He's spent the all his time since his unfortunate defeat training in new styles of kung fu. Kung Fu Ching runs back to his master, and they prepare for the final showdown.
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00:00:00Hey, can you break it up?
00:00:30Hey, you're going too far.
00:00:43Who may I ask you?
00:00:44I'm Li Chenpei.
00:00:45I'm Li Chenping.
00:00:46I'm the elder.
00:00:47I'm the younger.
00:00:49You understand?
00:00:51You see?
00:00:54What do you want here?
00:00:56We're asking you to...
00:00:58Please go.
00:00:59Please, will you leave?
00:01:01Go away.
00:01:03You know who I am?
00:01:05Who is he?
00:01:06I don't know.
00:01:08I am Yang Wei, the best known fighter around here.
00:01:13Know him?
00:01:14No, I don't.
00:01:16You must be lost.
00:01:18Like a sheep.
00:01:19You two clowns think that you're very funny.
00:01:22Good.
00:01:23Well, now I'll give you something to laugh about.
00:01:29Let's see what I should know.
00:01:31What?
00:01:32What?
00:01:33Oh, my God.
00:01:34You're a fool.
00:01:35Ah.
00:01:36What?
00:01:37Oh, my God.
00:01:38What?
00:01:39Why?
00:01:40Oh, my God.
00:01:41Ah, man.
00:01:42Ah.
00:01:43You're a fool.
00:01:44No, no.
00:01:45Oh, my God.
00:01:46Oh, God.
00:01:47Not you do.
00:01:48Yeah, no.
00:01:49Oh, God.
00:01:50Oh, God.
00:01:51No, no, light.
00:01:52Ah.
00:01:53Oh, God.
00:01:54Oh, my God.
00:02:24Thank you. Thank you.
00:02:30From all of us, may I extend my thanks.
00:02:36It was nothing at all. Our pleasure.
00:02:38You know that we are for justice.
00:02:42You are far too kind to us.
00:02:45May I ask what style you use?
00:02:47My style is called Yongchun.
00:02:49I'm five-style fist.
00:02:52Which style do you think is the best?
00:02:53Of course, Yongchun.
00:02:57And what are your side?
00:02:59Five-style fist.
00:03:01Five-style fist.
00:03:02Five-style fist.
00:03:08I would have beaten him.
00:03:20I would have beaten him if not for you.
00:03:25I would have beaten him if not for you.
00:03:29Well?
00:03:35He could have beaten you if it wasn't for my help.
00:03:42What's that?
00:03:43You could never beat him without my help.
00:03:44Now, you apologize.
00:03:46You fool of bullshit.
00:03:49I'll disown you.
00:03:51You go ahead.
00:03:52Come on.
00:03:53Come on.
00:03:54Hey, wait.
00:03:57Hey, wait.
00:03:58Wait.
00:03:59Wait.
00:03:59Wait.
00:04:00Wait.
00:04:01Wait.
00:04:02Will you wait?
00:04:02Wait.
00:04:03Wait.
00:04:05Yongchun originates from Shaolin.
00:04:08And all the masters believe that Yongchong is the best Shaolin technique.
00:04:13Now watch.
00:04:17It is very fast and accurate.
00:04:22It's better than the fighting of those imbeciles.
00:04:31Five-star fist is from Shaolin.
00:04:33And all the masters believe that it's the best from Shaolin.
00:04:37Now, watch.
00:04:40Gaeon.
00:04:42Snake.
00:04:43Tiger.
00:04:45Panther.
00:04:47Crane.
00:04:48Every one of them is for attacking.
00:04:50Not like those airy fairies of Yongchong.
00:04:53You can beat them any day.
00:04:56Now then, let me show you another style called Little Thought.
00:05:07Master, someone just delivered this.
00:05:12Take it inside, sir.
00:05:15Ching-ching, you take over here.
00:05:17Oh.
00:05:19Now, you watch while I show you.
00:05:26Ching-ching, come here.
00:05:27Oh.
00:05:29Oh.
00:05:31You show them.
00:05:32What is it?
00:05:37Yuck.
00:05:41Yuck.
00:05:45I will be a millionaire.
00:05:49Uh, Ching-ching, fortune has come to us.
00:05:52This rich man has given us 50 tales.
00:05:58As...
00:05:59As a greeting present.
00:06:02His two sons.
00:06:05Their school fees.
00:06:08Dad, but no one gives away money for nothing.
00:06:12Watch out.
00:06:12There'll be trouble.
00:06:13Well.
00:06:13You know nothing.
00:06:19All rich men are stupid with their money.
00:06:22If it pleases them.
00:06:30Ching-ching, don't let that bad-tempered bastard know.
00:06:34And who is that?
00:06:36You had better not tell that cunning old fox this.
00:06:39Huh?
00:06:41Uncle the fox?
00:06:42Then I am as well.
00:06:45Dad, what are you?
00:06:46Eh.
00:06:46Eh, you stop that.
00:06:48Dad, you're so stubborn.
00:06:50For such a little thing, you haven't seen Uncle for more than a year.
00:06:54Ah.
00:06:55That's not your business.
00:06:56Get on with your work.
00:06:57That's not your business.
00:06:59That's not your business.
00:06:59That's not your business.
00:07:00That's not your business.
00:07:00That's not your business.
00:07:01That's not your business.
00:07:01That's not your business.
00:07:02That's not your business.
00:07:02That's not your business.
00:07:03That's not your business.
00:07:03That's not your business.
00:07:03That's not your business.
00:07:04That's not your business.
00:07:04That's not your business.
00:07:05That's not your business.
00:07:06That's not your business.
00:07:07That's not your business.
00:07:08That's not your business.
00:07:09That's not your business.
00:07:10That's not your business.
00:07:11That's not your business.
00:07:12That's not your business.
00:07:13That's not your business.
00:07:14That's not your business.
00:07:15That's not your business.
00:07:16That's not your business.
00:07:17That's not your business.
00:07:18I am Tim Fung. I'm sorry to have kept you both waiting so long.
00:07:36Not at all. I am Li Qianfei.
00:07:38Li Qianpeng.
00:07:39Ah, it's an honor. I called you here to find my sons a master.
00:07:46Dago, Dago, show some respect.
00:07:53Peter.
00:08:05Master Tian, your two sons are smart and so very polite.
00:08:09I think they should learn Yongchun with me.
00:08:13Ah, your two sons are strong and energetic.
00:08:16They're real men. They should learn five-star fists from me.
00:08:23You're both very good at what you teach.
00:08:27I think Dago should learn Yongchun.
00:08:31Dago the other.
00:08:33For two years.
00:08:34Then I will know whose Kung Fu is the fastest.
00:08:41I will give 5,000 to the better.
00:08:45I'll guarantee your son learns everything he'll need to know.
00:08:48I can do it in one and a half years.
00:08:51I will take only a year.
00:08:53Six months.
00:08:53Wait a minute, gentlemen.
00:08:57I've decided on two years.
00:08:59Dago.
00:09:00Dago.
00:09:01You must both obey your teachers.
00:09:06You both must work hard.
00:09:08You both must obey my teachers.
00:09:29What have you messed up?
00:09:30Who is that?
00:09:51You stole it at once!
00:10:00It's getting late. Why don't you get up?
00:10:19Ching Ching, please don't annoy me. I thought it was Xiao Hai doing it.
00:10:23Hey, this is my single finger stand. What do you think?
00:10:26That's great. Where did you learn that then?
00:10:31I taught myself. I'm an expert.
00:10:35You're not a Kung Fu expert. You're a trouble expert.
00:10:39You didn't invent the technique. You liar.
00:10:42You're trying to cheat me.
00:10:45I'm not. Why, I'll show you.
00:10:49Convinced?
00:10:50Fool. You're lying.
00:10:53Hey, Mr. Chen, what are you doing way out there?
00:10:56Huh? Mr. Chen?
00:11:10Mr. Chen, where is he?
00:11:13He's not here. I made a mistake.
00:11:16Oh, oops.
00:11:18You idiot.
00:11:20Kung Fu Ching, don't pretend to be great. You're afraid of your boss.
00:11:25Yes. I'm afraid. He's the one who pays me.
00:11:29Hey, what do you want?
00:11:31Oh, when I passed the shop, the door was closed. I knew you were still sleeping.
00:11:37My God, I'll be late. He'll cut my salary again.
00:11:40Come on.
00:11:41I got you. I got you first.
00:11:56Tiger's caught.
00:12:02Tiger's caught.
00:12:06Eagles.
00:12:07Eagle's claw.
00:12:15The dog's claw.
00:12:18Cat's claw.
00:12:20Chicken's claw.
00:12:22You, you, you, you.
00:12:24All you ever think about is Kung Fu.
00:12:27You even practice when you sleep.
00:12:29Even when you're pretending
00:12:30to work for me.
00:12:32Your name suits you down to the ground.
00:12:36Kung Fu, king indeed.
00:12:37Stupid boy.
00:12:41Your monthly salary is one one hundred and twelfth of a tale of silver.
00:12:46But you were late by over an hour, so I must deduct some.
00:12:50Am I right?
00:12:51Yeah.
00:12:52Sign this receipt.
00:12:53The dragon's face.
00:13:01Begins circle.
00:13:03And then into the first strike.
00:13:05Second strike is like this.
00:13:07The third strike is to the rear.
00:13:10Fourth strike follows through.
00:13:13Fifth strike back to the front.
00:13:17Shago, come back.
00:13:18Your father teaches, but not you.
00:13:24One of our rules is that I teach also.
00:13:27You must join us.
00:13:28Come back.
00:13:30My father pays much more.
00:13:33And so, I am special.
00:13:37Hey, let's give him something special.
00:13:39You are special only if you pass a test.
00:13:47What is the test?
00:13:51Five of the students will attack you with their style.
00:13:54If you survive, you've passed.
00:13:57No problem.
00:13:59Good.
00:14:00Positions.
00:14:01Move on.
00:14:08Move on.
00:14:22Hey, what's up?
00:14:27Not a free shot.
00:14:28Ready?
00:14:29Tiger ascending.
00:14:33Descending.
00:14:35I win, you fool.
00:14:37You?
00:14:39Nothing ever.
00:14:59Snake.
00:14:59Snake.
00:14:59Snake.
00:15:00Snake.
00:15:01Snake.
00:15:01Snake.
00:15:01Snake.
00:15:02Snake.
00:15:02Snake.
00:15:02Snake.
00:15:03Snake.
00:15:03Snake.
00:15:03Snake.
00:15:04Snake.
00:15:04Snake.
00:15:04Snake.
00:15:05Snake.
00:15:05Snake.
00:15:05Snake.
00:15:06Snake.
00:15:06Snake.
00:15:07Snake.
00:15:07Snake.
00:15:08Snake.
00:15:08Snake.
00:15:09Snake.
00:15:09Snake.
00:15:09Snake.
00:15:10Snake.
00:15:10Snake.
00:15:11Snake.
00:15:11Snake.
00:15:12Snake.
00:15:12Snake.
00:15:13Snake.
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00:15:14Snake.
00:15:14Snake.
00:15:15Snake.
00:15:15Snake.
00:15:16Snake.
00:15:17Snake.
00:15:17Snake.
00:15:18Snake.
00:15:19Snake.
00:15:19Snake.
00:15:20Snake.
00:15:21Snake.
00:15:21Snake.
00:15:22Snake.
00:15:23Snake.
00:15:23Snake.
00:15:24Snake.
00:15:25Snake.
00:15:25Snake.
00:15:26He's all hissed out.
00:15:34The crane.
00:15:46You're quite good.
00:15:53Brother, what comes next?
00:15:55He's forgotten.
00:15:57Goddamn, it's flying to the sky.
00:15:59Now I remember.
00:16:03Now let's see you fly.
00:16:05I will!
00:16:06I will!
00:16:07I will!
00:16:08I will!
00:16:09I will!
00:16:10I'll fly!
00:16:12My wings are being clipped.
00:16:15Fly away!
00:16:16Remember, not here.
00:16:22Who are you?
00:16:23Who are you?
00:16:24I'm Pond Crane.
00:16:27Wu Wong?
00:16:29Tiger?
00:16:30Bing Fancer?
00:16:31The snake?
00:16:33The crane?
00:16:34Pond Crane?
00:16:36You're lying.
00:16:37There's only five.
00:16:38But I am Pond Crane.
00:16:40Damn it!
00:16:41You're lying!
00:16:42Forget it!
00:16:43Forget it!
00:16:44Forget it!
00:16:45Forget it!
00:16:46What's wrong?
00:16:47What's wrong?
00:16:48We're practicing.
00:16:49DJ's lying!
00:16:50DJ's lying!
00:16:51You fool!
00:16:52They tricked me with a bum crane!
00:16:56Sorry!
00:16:57Hey!
00:16:58Wait up!
00:16:59Where's Ching Chi shop for wine, eh?
00:17:00Ching Chi?
00:17:01He died long ago.
00:17:02Oh, that's bad news.
00:17:03His son, Shui Chi, took over quite a long time ago.
00:17:04Shui Chi became the name of the shop.
00:17:06Although it's closed now, our Shui gave up the shop and moved into the city.
00:17:09Do you know Ching Chi?
00:17:10You know how it broke?
00:17:11What about you, sir?
00:17:12You know how it broke?
00:17:13What about you, sir?
00:17:14But it's even been dead.
00:17:15He died long ago.
00:17:16Ah, yeah!
00:17:17He died long ago!
00:17:18Oh, that's bad news.
00:17:19His son, Shui Chi, took over quite a long time ago.
00:17:22Shui Chi became the name of the shop.
00:17:23Although it's closed now, our Shui gave up the shop and moved into the city.
00:17:26You knew Ching Chi?
00:17:28Oh.
00:17:29He is my uncle.
00:17:30He is a good man.
00:17:31Oh.
00:17:32Place your bets, gentlemen!
00:17:33Place your bets, gentlemen!
00:17:34This could be your lucky day!
00:17:35Step right up, gentlemen!
00:17:36Come along, sir!
00:17:37How about you, sir?
00:17:38You know how to brew? Of course I do. And to drink.
00:17:44Hey, you drink and gamble? Come.
00:17:47Hey, but I will win.
00:17:49And the sun shines when you take up your trousers.
00:17:51But I've got sharp eyesight.
00:17:53Well, his tricks are sharper. He's a swindler.
00:17:57A cheat.
00:17:59Well, I'm not afraid of him.
00:18:02Come along, sir. How about you, sir? This could be your lucky day, sir.
00:18:05Step right up, sir. Come on, sir.
00:18:07There we go. Now, any more bets?
00:18:10I'll have it. On the sun, on the sun.
00:18:11Yes, you, sir. Come on. Thank you, sir.
00:18:13Come over there.
00:18:14I know the one.
00:18:15Please, sir.
00:18:19Here's one.
00:18:21Hey, you. Place the bets. It's easy to win.
00:18:23Yes, he's quite right.
00:18:26These two bastards are trying to trick me.
00:18:30Good. I'll teach them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry.
00:18:34Face your bet, gentlemen.
00:18:38The more you put down, the more you stand to win.
00:18:41Oh, yes.
00:18:41Come on.
00:18:43Come on.
00:18:44That's a thought.
00:18:46I'll help him lighten his load.
00:18:50You take him slowly.
00:18:54All right.
00:18:56Face your bet, gentlemen.
00:18:57Try to see which one it's up.
00:18:59That's it.
00:19:01That's it.
00:19:02That's it.
00:19:02Come on.
00:19:03Put all your money on that one there.
00:19:06I guarantee it.
00:19:07I guarantee, gentlemen.
00:19:07It'll win.
00:19:08It'll win.
00:19:08Hold that chance, gentlemen.
00:19:10And...
00:19:11You win.
00:19:14See, I told you, sir.
00:19:15It'll win.
00:19:17What about another one, sir?
00:19:18Of course I will win, you stupid idiots.
00:19:23Place your bets.
00:19:24I'm going to put the little devil in here.
00:19:26Hey, you.
00:19:27You should put some more money in.
00:19:29My ma told me never to be greedy
00:19:31or else you'll end up with nothing.
00:19:41Hey, this time in the middle.
00:19:43Place your bets.
00:19:49It's under there.
00:19:50Not here.
00:19:51Oh, my mother told me not to be so predictable.
00:19:56God damn it.
00:19:58You're mad.
00:20:01Let's see if you can let me win this time.
00:20:13Hey, you win.
00:20:15Hey, friend.
00:20:16My mother is always right.
00:20:19Hey, you're right, son.
00:20:20What else does she say?
00:20:24Oh, she says everything in life comes in threes,
00:20:28and I believe her.
00:20:29Huh?
00:20:29Really?
00:20:30Yeah.
00:20:30If I win again, I'll bet all.
00:20:34Right.
00:20:35Come on, now.
00:20:36Watch carefully, gentlemen.
00:20:37Watch very carefully.
00:20:38So, and there we go.
00:20:41Right.
00:20:42I'll follow your bets.
00:20:44I'll bet this.
00:20:45Come on, gentlemen.
00:20:46I won it.
00:20:46Anyway, I dare not look.
00:20:48Roll the bets down.
00:20:59Now, open.
00:21:05Oh.
00:21:08Fire, Frank.
00:21:09Put all your money in.
00:21:10They'll be wiped out.
00:21:11Hmm, right.
00:21:12They're through.
00:21:13You, you, you're going?
00:21:22I'm not going.
00:21:24I'm going to stake the lot.
00:21:25Oh.
00:21:27Oh.
00:21:39Hey.
00:21:39What the hell are you doing?
00:21:40Dad, so you're here.
00:21:42The pal.
00:21:43Brother, after the game, eh?
00:21:45No.
00:21:46What if you lose?
00:21:47I've never lost once.
00:21:49He hasn't lost a game.
00:21:50No.
00:21:50I never.
00:21:51Hey.
00:21:51Can't lose.
00:21:52Look there.
00:21:52See?
00:21:53See?
00:21:53Look there.
00:21:54Look.
00:21:54See?
00:21:54See?
00:21:55Please, hey, come on.
00:21:56Please, no.
00:21:56I'm nearly where a fortune.
00:21:58You pay or I'll kill you.
00:22:01Oh, back here.
00:22:02Come here.
00:22:03Come here.
00:22:03Come here.
00:22:04Come here.
00:22:04Come here.
00:22:05What's happening?
00:22:06It's your fault.
00:22:07You're always going patient.
00:22:08And now we've lost him.
00:22:09No.
00:22:10It's your fault as much as it is his.
00:22:12You're the one who insisted on taking all of that practice.
00:22:15You stupid fool.
00:22:17Let go of me.
00:22:20Let go of me.
00:22:25Now, thanks for your help.
00:22:28Hey, but I can't take that.
00:22:30You're new to this town.
00:22:32I must help you.
00:22:33Ah, you're a good man.
00:22:35What's your name?
00:22:36I am called Changliang, but I'm known as Kung Fu Ching.
00:22:39Oh, your Kung Fu is good.
00:22:41Well, it's all right.
00:22:43Who's your master?
00:22:45My master? I learnt it on my own.
00:22:48Where do you work?
00:22:50Oh, Chen Chi's Rice Emporium.
00:22:53Emporium?
00:22:53Oh, no! My salary!
00:22:55Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:58Emporium.
00:23:06What's wrong?
00:23:19I can't practice with him.
00:23:23But why?
00:23:24It's pointless for two men to practice this.
00:23:28There's no difference between men and women.
00:23:30But you're wrong.
00:23:32Men are rough, and they're clumsy.
00:23:34It's no fun.
00:23:37Then what's your plan?
00:23:39I...
00:23:40I...
00:23:44Would you practice with me?
00:23:51You're so pretty, and...
00:23:53Well, your skin is so smooth, and...
00:23:56Well, I enjoy practice.
00:24:00All right, all right, I'll practice.
00:24:03Oh?
00:24:04Uh-huh.
00:24:06Good.
00:24:10Uh-huh.
00:24:11Uh-huh.
00:24:11Uh-huh.
00:24:12Uh-huh.
00:24:13Uh-huh.
00:24:16Uh-huh.
00:24:17Oh.
00:24:18Uh-huh.
00:24:20Uh-huh.
00:24:20Sister, this is great.
00:24:23I can feel your touch.
00:24:26Touch my heart.
00:24:29Touch my stomach.
00:24:30touch my lungs touch my
00:24:34you all right
00:24:37please carry on
00:25:00my god look at that the one great and you
00:25:18come full chain ah the one for the ratio
00:25:23come on let's go call it keep calm master
00:25:31tien told us your impatience will be the
00:25:33ruin of our plans i haven't let his
00:25:35control listen brother why does he want
00:25:40us both to learn master tien has many
00:25:43plans there must be a reason now stop
00:25:45talking and drink hey ladies and
00:25:49gentlemen now let me sing a little song
00:25:52for you if you like it please applaud if
00:25:55you don't well you can leave
00:25:58two big dogs funny eyes stupid faces
00:26:06without no sense when they come no one
00:26:09looks they're so ugly it'll make you puke
00:26:12they're both crazy beware of them they
00:26:14might bite you in the ahem what's he
00:26:18singing he's taking the piss
00:26:20thanks for taking the piss
00:26:36of them
00:26:37from the
00:26:43Oh, God!
00:26:46Oh, God!
00:26:49Oh, God!
00:26:55Oh, God!
00:26:59Oh, God!
00:27:02Oh, God!
00:27:02You have been successful.
00:27:04Let your monster roll!
00:27:05Oh, God!
00:27:09Oh, God!
00:27:11Oh, God!
00:27:13Oh there, you're the punk crane.
00:27:43Now you're gonna be dead.
00:27:59Your Kung Fu's good?
00:28:01Not this time.
00:28:13Your Kung Fu is good.
00:28:14Of course it is.
00:28:20Hit him!
00:28:26Alright?
00:28:27Yes.
00:28:28You go.
00:28:29You first.
00:28:33You go.
00:28:34You first.
00:28:35You go.
00:28:36You go.
00:28:37You go.
00:28:38You go.
00:28:39You go.
00:28:40You go.
00:28:41I can't.
00:28:42Go.
00:28:43I'm asleep.
00:28:44I'm asleep.
00:28:45Wait for me.
00:28:46You wait where you are.
00:28:51Wait for me.
00:28:52You wait where you are.
00:28:53Damn cowards.
00:28:54My fat friend, I've saved you again.
00:28:56If I wasn't here, you would have been beaten, right?
00:28:58Yes.
00:28:59I'm going.
00:29:00See you again.
00:29:01My rice.
00:29:02Where's my rice?
00:29:03Where's my rice?
00:29:04Where the hell is it?
00:29:05Damned cowards.
00:29:09My fat friend, I've saved you again.
00:29:12If I wasn't here, you would have been beaten, right?
00:29:15Yes.
00:29:16I'm going. See you again.
00:29:21My rice! Where's my rice?
00:29:24My rice! Where the hell is it?
00:29:30You have lost your boss's merchandise.
00:29:32You'll be fired for that.
00:29:35What do you do?
00:29:37I'll concentrate on my Kung Fu practice.
00:29:41Which style?
00:29:43Both your styles.
00:29:46No.
00:29:47If father finds out, then you'll be in trouble.
00:29:50Why?
00:29:51Hey, the two of them argued and then fell out.
00:29:56Fell out?
00:30:00They hate each other, you see.
00:30:02This situation's like food.
00:30:07Some people like chicken.
00:30:11Others like fish.
00:30:14Others prefer vegetable and bean curd.
00:30:16I like it all, as long as it's edible.
00:30:23I can eat anything.
00:30:25I don't care.
00:30:26That's why I'm so fat.
00:30:29Then I'll learn from you.
00:30:31I'll eat anything.
00:30:32That's right.
00:30:33Everything.
00:30:33It's the same.
00:30:58Do you understand our rules?
00:31:02I understand.
00:31:08Especially this one. You must obey this rule.
00:31:12Sir.
00:31:17So you see, you must follow this rule very closely.
00:31:21Sir.
00:31:23Starting tomorrow, you practice with the others.
00:31:26Oh.
00:31:28So, look.
00:31:30Yeah.
00:31:31Come on.
00:31:34Oh, that sounded nice.
00:31:36I don't know.
00:31:37Well, I don't know.
00:31:38I think it's the rest of the woods.
00:31:40I never saw anything.
00:31:42I don't know.
00:31:44I don't know.
00:31:46I don't know.
00:31:47Don't know.
00:31:48I don't know.
00:31:51It's all.
00:31:53I am faint.
00:31:55You're a cunning fella.
00:32:10You're the best for both.
00:32:15Brothers, what a coincidence.
00:32:18Please come inside.
00:32:19You're welcome.
00:32:22No, thank you.
00:32:23Well, we're after something.
00:32:26Friend, friend, we can top this over.
00:32:29No.
00:32:30Learning Yongchun and five styles is all wrong.
00:32:35We must beat you.
00:32:37You can't.
00:32:52A corpse?
00:32:53Yes.
00:32:54No.
00:32:55Huh?
00:32:55Eh?
00:32:56Written your will.
00:32:57Oh.
00:33:02Got him.
00:33:03Huh?
00:33:06Well, nearly.
00:33:08But you never catch me.
00:33:10Oh, right.
00:33:10You're serious.
00:33:20You're serious.
00:33:20Oh, you're serious.
00:33:21Oh, you're serious.
00:33:21Oh, you're serious.
00:33:22Oh, you're serious.
00:33:23Oh, you're serious.
00:33:24Oh, you're serious.
00:33:25Oh, you're serious.
00:33:26Oh, you're serious.
00:33:27Oh, you're serious.
00:33:28Oh, you're serious.
00:33:29Oh, you're serious.
00:33:30Oh, you're serious.
00:33:31Oh, you're serious.
00:33:32Oh, you're serious.
00:33:33Oh, you're serious.
00:33:34Oh, you're serious.
00:33:35Oh, you're serious.
00:33:36Oh, you're serious.
00:33:37Oh, you're serious.
00:33:38Oh, you're serious.
00:33:39Oh, you're serious.
00:33:40Oh, you're serious.
00:33:41Oh, you're serious.
00:33:42Oh, you're serious.
00:33:43Oh, you're serious.
00:33:44Oh, you're serious.
00:33:45Oh, you're serious.
00:33:46No one will save you this time.
00:34:06Now I'll take you.
00:34:07Hands up! You do it!
00:34:18Very good, you idiot!
00:34:24You learn fast.
00:34:26Fingerspare.
00:34:28Tiger's claws.
00:34:30Handback, handback, handback, handback.
00:34:33Tiger and crane and dragon fist.
00:34:36Are you dead?
00:34:44I'm up.
00:34:52What a baby!
00:34:53You're helpless.
00:34:54Help us!
00:34:55Come on, let's leave him here.
00:35:06Dad, why did you teach this to your other students?
00:35:12Don't ask so many questions.
00:35:14Remember this is for the family only.
00:35:20What?
00:35:22What the baby!
00:35:24What?
00:35:26What?
00:35:27What?
00:35:28What?
00:35:29What?
00:35:30only.
00:36:00very clever very good you must learn more by continuing to spy on them certainly then we
00:36:11can learn their best right you wait for your chance you learn it and then report yes master
00:36:21but there is this bastard called kung fu ching he's a good friend of shahe and ching ching
00:36:28he's learning both at kung fu what can we do master that bastard who will be trouble
00:36:34you must get rid of him
00:36:46hey what's wrong
00:36:47dad hmm kung fu ching here
00:37:05how long have you been with us one year teacher have you learned much kung fu hmm quite a lot
00:37:23you're quite clever and hard-working now you must be tested oh teacher you think so much of me
00:37:32you are the best and i like you you knew it oh i knew but you are not the only one someone likes me more
00:37:42is this only one here
00:38:03what's this
00:38:11uh claw
00:38:13the snake's claw
00:38:15claw of a snake
00:38:16oh i meant a lizard
00:38:19oh a lizard
00:38:21look there
00:38:23now you can leave
00:38:25master please listen
00:38:30well
00:38:33kung fu's like eating
00:38:35some people like chicken
00:38:37some duck
00:38:38some like fish
00:38:39some like meat
00:38:40but i like all kinds of good food
00:38:42if it's edible
00:38:44you eat shit
00:38:46you're like a garbage bin
00:38:48believe
00:38:49you're no longer my student
00:38:51dad
00:38:52two masters for kung fu
00:39:01what
00:39:04you still deny
00:39:05get out of here
00:39:08have a drink
00:39:14anything wrong
00:39:16money
00:39:19no
00:39:20is it a woman
00:39:22no it isn't
00:39:24huh cancer
00:39:25come on fats
00:39:27those two masters
00:39:29found me out
00:39:30they kicked me out
00:39:31hey
00:39:32that's all
00:39:33so what the hell
00:39:35listen
00:39:36i myself
00:39:37will teach you kid
00:39:38is it hard
00:39:40it's really easy
00:39:42to learn with me
00:39:43really
00:39:44i'm willing
00:39:47to work hard
00:39:48that's really upsetting
00:39:51but and i've created
00:39:54that's all
00:39:56easy
00:39:57thank you
00:39:58join me
00:39:58and so
00:39:59great
00:40:00and i've liked
00:40:04so
00:40:04i want
00:40:05to be
00:40:05thank you
00:40:06handsome
00:40:06this isn't
00:40:06a
00:40:08maybe
00:40:10you
00:40:11you
00:40:11work
00:40:11but
00:40:12you
00:40:13you
00:40:14do
00:40:14even
00:40:15use
00:40:15that
00:40:17you
00:40:18Oh, my God.
00:40:48Oh, my God, don't let me down.
00:41:07Oh, my God, don't let me down.
00:41:18Oh, it hurts.
00:41:21Come on, do it all again.
00:41:24Oh, my God, don't let me down.
00:41:34Oh, my God, don't let me down.
00:41:40Oh, my God.
00:41:42Oh, my God, don't let me down.
00:41:44Oh, my God.
00:41:46Oh, my God.
00:41:48Oh, my God.
00:41:50Oh, my God.
00:41:52Oh, my God.
00:42:00Oh, my God.
00:42:02Oh, my God.
00:42:03Oh, my God.
00:42:04Oh, my God, don't let me down.
00:42:08Oh pork soup very nice indeed will you have a bowl I'm much too tired to eat
00:42:14anything you'll have to be able to work much harder than that if you want to
00:42:21become the best at Kung Fu
00:42:38you're getting better now right get up hey put that there and that one
00:43:08and now back the one behind oh jump down and up again do it again and again down
00:43:26he wants me to jump up and down and he's asleep
00:43:56Kung Fu Jing food's ready
00:44:06what a bloody mess who did this
00:44:23hey go out and come in again it's too slippery if you can't walk then you
00:44:37can't eat
00:44:44oh
00:44:46oh
00:44:51oh
00:44:54oh
00:44:58oh
00:45:04oh
00:45:05oh
00:45:06hey Master leave some food for me
00:45:12you can have some if you are eat
00:45:15Master, I can't.
00:45:33Come here.
00:45:43There.
00:45:46If you crawl over, you'll eat like this.
00:45:48If you walk over, then you can sit up there.
00:46:13If you crawl over, you'll eat like this.
00:46:28If you crawl over, you'll eat like this.
00:46:43If you walk over, then you can sit up there.
00:46:58If you crawl over, you'll be able to crawl over.
00:47:13If you crawl over, you'll be able to crawl over.
00:47:17If you crawl over, you'll be able to crawl over.
00:47:28Master, who's ready?
00:47:32Master, I'm coming.
00:47:47Master, I'm coming.
00:48:02Master, I'm coming.
00:48:06Master, I'm coming.
00:48:22Master, I'm coming.
00:48:25Master, I need you.
00:48:30so can i have my dinner now yes go ahead
00:48:43there's nothing left i'm full have you enough but enough then clean the table
00:48:53well you'll behave yourself next time yes i'm really full what a pig
00:49:02listen carefully to every word that i say don't miss a thing
00:49:12right xiaolin is the origin of chinese kung fu but there are many different factions
00:49:21what have i said xiaolin is the origin of chinese kung fu but there are many different factions
00:49:26it's impossible for a man to learn all the factions look master why'd you hit me
00:49:34why didn't you resist me
00:49:36even if you had the strength the will and the mind you wouldn't have the time
00:49:44each faction has its good techniques and its bad ones too
00:49:48so it's up to us to find out which are the best and not waste our time on the bad ones
00:49:57not again what was i saying uh good and bad what good and what bad
00:50:06take the best and leave the worst uh take the best and leave the worst
00:50:17hmm don't forget or you'll get into trouble the next time
00:50:20sharp eyes good hearing rapid attacks and quick moves are the most important things in kung fu
00:50:30sharp eyes and good hearing are the most important quick quick quick moves
00:50:39why not fight back
00:50:42you're my master i wouldn't dare yeah if you don't attack how can you learn forget i'm your master now
00:50:54come on i can't you can't then i will
00:51:03this is called the conqueror
00:51:07this is called the vital weapon
00:51:12master you're serious of course i am
00:51:21all right then take this
00:51:25that is called temptation
00:51:33that's called illusion
00:51:59what's this called careful now
00:52:02they fall down
00:52:05they're not
00:52:06that's called the tricky attack
00:52:11what
00:52:12hey what are you doing
00:52:31master
00:52:34is that called the tricky attack
00:52:37oh you learn fast
00:52:41yes of course
00:52:43it's because i'm your student
00:52:45it's going for ting
00:52:57ah sure
00:52:59he works in wine shop now
00:53:01right
00:53:01the master told me
00:53:11to get practice
00:53:12whenever i can
00:53:13good
00:53:15then i'm going to start now
00:53:17kung fu ting
00:53:21why don't you come to our school
00:53:23pray we'll meet you
00:53:24what i want is
00:53:50to beat you
00:53:51what i want is
00:53:52to beat you
00:53:54what i want is
00:53:57for
00:53:58i want im
00:53:59hot
00:54:01i want
00:54:02hot
00:54:03hot
00:54:04hot
00:54:06hot
00:54:08hot
00:54:10hot
00:54:12hot
00:54:12hot
00:54:15hot
00:54:19hot
00:54:20hot
00:54:20hot
00:54:21Oh, yeah.
00:54:51He's very good.
00:55:14When did he end this?
00:55:15Come on.
00:55:21Come on.
00:55:51Come on.
00:56:07This time I'll teach you a young chun.
00:56:09Come on.
00:56:15Careful.
00:56:16Now here's a new one.
00:56:25This isn't young chun.
00:56:32Don't you want to try once more?
00:56:37I can't stand it.
00:56:38What do I do?
00:56:39You fight.
00:56:40Me?
00:56:41I'm a fighter.
00:56:45I'm a crane.
00:56:48Dragon.
00:56:49Dragon.
00:56:50I can't take this anymore.
00:56:55I can't take this anymore.
00:57:03I can't take this anymore.
00:57:11Catch.
00:57:13Uh.
00:57:15Oh.
00:57:16Oh.
00:57:17Oh.
00:57:19Oh.
00:57:21Uh.
00:57:22Uh.
00:57:23Yeah.
00:57:25Uh.
00:57:26If you stay, you have to stay.
00:57:44One can't leave without the other.
00:57:51Up.
00:57:56Up.
00:58:02Up.
00:58:07Up.
00:58:13Up.
00:58:18Up.
00:58:21Up.
00:58:26Up.
00:58:28Up.
00:58:30Up.
00:58:32Up.
00:58:34Up.
00:58:36Up.
00:58:38Up.
00:58:39Up.
00:58:40Up.
00:58:41Up.
00:58:42Up.
00:58:43Up.
00:58:44Up.
00:58:45Up.
00:58:47Up.
00:58:48Up.
00:58:49Up.
00:58:50Up.
00:58:51Up.
00:58:52Up.
00:58:53Up.
00:58:54Why you'll be invincible
00:59:02Teach me if it's so fantastic
00:59:04Hmm now listen carefully
00:59:07You start with a one-line stand
00:59:10Head up back straight hands on the ground twist your waist from side to side and all the time
00:59:18breathe in deeply
00:59:24I've known Kung Fu for many years
00:59:39I've never heard of the one-line stand
00:59:44Hey
00:59:46Are you sure?
00:59:48Sure, it was taught by the famous Tomo
00:59:52Oh, he said if you learn it well, it's invincible
00:59:56Teddy
00:59:58Hmm
01:00:00The one-line stand
01:00:04The one-line stand
01:00:08The one-line stand
01:00:10The one-line stand
01:00:12The one-line stand
01:00:22We'll do the one-line stand
01:00:26Head up
01:00:28Hands
01:00:30Hands on the ground
01:00:34Now shake your bottom
01:00:36The one-line frozen
01:00:37On the ground
01:00:38Now chop the top
01:00:40Come here
01:00:41On the ground
01:00:42Find the Regina
01:00:44He'll do the one-line stand
01:00:45The one-line stand
01:00:47The one-line stand
01:00:48The two-line stand
01:00:53The two-line stand
01:00:55And who taught you that Kung-Fu?
01:01:10Tomo, do you know him?
01:01:12Well, do you?
01:01:17You took me for a fool.
01:01:25We were cheated by Fat-Pao.
01:01:28I have an idea.
01:01:37There he is.
01:01:39Yes, that's Fat-Pao.
01:01:41Try his Kung-Fu.
01:01:55Who's Fat-Pao?
01:01:58I am.
01:01:59Who are you?
01:02:02Are you only invincible?
01:02:04Oh, invincible.
01:02:06You must be good.
01:02:09I've never been beaten before.
01:02:11And now I must kill you.
01:02:19Master, maybe there's some trickery in his spears.
01:02:22Hey, don't worry.
01:02:24He won't hurt me.
01:02:26I can easily handle him.
01:02:29You don't know what you're saying.
01:02:32Master, I'll handle him.
01:02:34Watch.
01:02:35Hey.
01:02:37Oh, he said he was looking for me.
01:02:40I'll take care of him.
01:02:47Ready.
01:02:48Your stick is too short to fight with me.
01:02:54Ah, this is no ordinary stick.
01:02:58As I fight, it gets longer, much longer.
01:03:01And by that time, you'll be beaten.
01:03:05Well, let's see it grow.
01:03:06Oh, I'm getting angry.
01:03:35Oh, I'm getting angry.
01:03:35How about that, then?
01:03:41It has grown.
01:03:53I told you, it gets longer as I fight.
01:03:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:03:57Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:04:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:04:08You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
01:04:08You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you.
01:04:08I don't know.
01:04:39You've got a nice bouncy ass.
01:04:47I'm sorry, but that's my weapon you're using.
01:04:53Take back your spears.
01:05:08I wonder who sent him.
01:05:17I expect that we'll find out.
01:05:19You knew he'd beat me.
01:05:25I'm ashamed.
01:05:26How can I face my friends?
01:05:31Our invincible hero.
01:05:34He's just bullshitting.
01:05:36He's just bullshitting.
01:06:06We'll find him.
01:06:14He's just bullshitting.
01:06:17It's bullshitting.
01:06:19He's just bullshitting.
01:06:23He's just bullshitting.
01:06:25Hey.
01:06:46Hey.
01:06:47Hey, Qing Qing.
01:06:50Kung Fu Qing, your kung fu has improved a lot.
01:06:55Of course it has. I'm the best teacher.
01:06:58You must have some wicked plans.
01:07:00Oh, no, no.
01:07:03May I go?
01:07:05I know what's in your mind.
01:07:07All right, you can.
01:07:12What do you want?
01:07:14Oh, mine for my father's birthday.
01:07:16He's 50 in a few days' time.
01:07:20Well, I think I'll get him a present.
01:07:23Is he still hungry?
01:07:25Of course.
01:07:26You know how stubborn he is.
01:07:28Then I won't get him anything.
01:07:30Don't be childish.
01:07:32Whatever happens, he is still your teacher.
01:07:35So you bring him some wine tomorrow.
01:07:38It's free.
01:07:39Oh, master, thank you.
01:07:40But I'll deduct your salary.
01:07:42Huh?
01:07:56Master Tian, we've done everything you asked us to do.
01:07:59We've arranged a meeting with him tomorrow at the 10-mile slope.
01:08:08Thank you for all your help.
01:08:10Not at all.
01:08:12Not at all.
01:08:13Not at all.
01:08:14Not at all.
01:08:15Not at all.
01:08:17Oh, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:08:21Oh, ha.
01:08:25Thank you, thank you.
01:08:35I keep my money.
01:08:45You're very punctual.
01:08:47Thank you, sir.
01:08:49Uh, where are the others?
01:08:51Uh, they're waiting for you.
01:08:55But where?
01:08:57In hell.
01:08:59Where?
01:09:05There's one thing that you two can't have forgotten.
01:09:07Three years ago,
01:09:09you joined together
01:09:11and beat Yang Wei.
01:09:13Afterwards, he went to Manchuria
01:09:15and disappeared.
01:09:19Yang Wei's my brother.
01:09:21And I've come for revenge.
01:09:23And I send
01:09:25Dago and Chago
01:09:27to spy for me
01:09:29and report back.
01:09:31What is it that you want?
01:09:35I want to break your legs.
01:09:43You two can fight together.
01:09:45As before.
01:09:47I'll fight alone.
01:09:51You'd better be good.
01:10:05They won't let us out.
01:10:23They won't let us out.
01:10:25They won't let us out.
01:10:27There are many fists.
01:10:29They won't let us out.
01:10:31I can't find any more traps
01:10:33back.
01:10:35MichaelΠΈΡΠ°Π½ Kato,
01:10:39can you please?
01:10:41Dad!
01:10:59Dad!
01:11:00Dad!
01:11:02It's your turn now.
01:11:32It's your turn now.
01:12:02It's your turn now.
01:12:32It's your turn now.
01:13:02It's your turn now.
01:13:32It's your turn now.
01:14:02It's your turn now.
01:14:32It's your turn now.
01:15:02What has happened to you?
01:15:16I intended to take revenge for you, but this boy has ruined me.
01:15:24It's your turn now.
01:15:25It's your turn now.
01:15:26It's your turn now.
01:15:28What?
01:15:29You don't know?
01:15:30It's your turn now.
01:15:32He's a student.
01:15:34It's your turn now.
01:15:36It's your turn now.
01:15:38It's your turn now.
01:15:39It's your turn now.
01:15:40It's your turn now.
01:15:41It's your turn now.
01:15:42It's your turn now.
01:15:44It's your turn now.
01:15:46That's your turn now.
01:15:47It's your turn now.
01:15:48So, I will begin with you.
01:15:51I will put to the test what I've learned in three years.
01:15:55then I will kill your masters oh his brother I hope your Kung Fu isn't as bad
01:16:25oh
01:16:28yeah
01:16:31yeah
01:16:34yeah
01:16:37yeah
01:16:40yeah
01:16:45yeah
01:16:50yeah
01:16:53yeah
01:16:57yeah
01:16:58ha
01:17:01ha
01:17:02ha
01:17:05ha
01:17:07ha
01:17:11ha
01:17:12ah
01:17:17ha
01:17:19Oh, my God.
01:17:50Master, master, wake up.
01:17:52What's wrong?
01:17:52Look.
01:18:02Well, they're putting on quite a show.
01:18:04Look.
01:18:06Yeah, I'm shit scared of them.
01:18:10Here.
01:18:16You?
01:18:17You'd better stay out of this.
01:18:20Well, now, I just hate people who interfere.
01:18:23Oh, master, this involves me also.
01:18:26How can I stay away?
01:18:28Hmm.
01:18:29Hmm.
01:18:45No.
01:18:46No, not me.
01:18:47You want him.
01:18:48What do I do now?
01:19:00Serve them our special.
01:19:01Come and get it.
01:19:11Now, let me serve you.
01:19:27Now, let me serve you.
01:19:27Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
01:19:51Hmm.
01:19:52Oh, my God.
01:20:22Come on, come on.
01:20:52Come on, come on.
01:21:22Come on, come on.
01:21:52Come on, come on.
01:21:54Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:21:57Is that a bump?
01:21:59Huh?
01:22:00Huh?
01:22:01Huh?
01:22:02Huh?
01:22:10Huh?
01:22:13the swirling ghosts of Lana?
01:22:24Yes, fat guy. You're a dead man.
01:22:54You're a dead man.
01:23:24You're a dead man.
01:23:54Oh, master. Master, are you all right?
01:24:03No. He's finished me. Listen.
01:24:06Master.
01:24:07You can't beat him. You better run away.
01:24:10Master. Master. Master.
01:24:12Master. Master.
01:24:14Master.
01:24:16Master.
01:24:18Master.
01:24:20Master.
01:24:22Master.
01:24:24Master.
01:24:26Master.
01:24:28Master.
01:24:30Master.
01:24:32Master.
01:24:34Oh!
01:24:38β."
01:24:40Oh β
01:24:43Oh!
01:24:49β
01:24:53β
01:24:57β
01:25:00β
01:25:03β
01:25:04β
01:25:04You're finished.
01:25:31Now it's all over.
01:25:34This is known as a rear attack.
01:25:44It's very nearly all right.
01:25:56Left side, right side, left side, left side, right side, left side, right side.
01:26:11Did you enjoy that?
01:26:15Fighting battle.
01:26:20Very good.
01:26:21Let's do the commercial.
01:26:29Let's go.
01:26:32Are you looking for me?
01:26:56This fist is able to find you.
01:27:02What's this?
01:27:10It's a smile.
01:27:19Would you like to stay in this position forever?
01:27:22It is comfortable.
01:27:29Faster, hit his head!
01:27:32Hello!
01:27:33Perfect!
01:27:34Oh, my God!
01:27:35Aha!
01:27:36There's no need.
01:27:37Oh, my God!
01:27:38Oh, my God!
01:27:39Ah!
01:27:40zrobi bit.
01:27:41Oh!
01:27:42My God!
01:27:43Why?
01:27:44Oh, my God!
01:27:46Way of money!
01:27:48Oh, my God!
01:27:49Oh, my God!
01:27:50Oh, my God!
01:27:51Oh, my God!
01:27:52Oh!
01:27:53Oh, my God!
01:27:54Oh, my God!
01:27:55Oh, my God!
01:27:56What happened to you?
01:27:57Now, show me what you can do.
01:28:20Master, master.
01:28:22Are you really dead?
01:28:24You used to teach me and beat me.
01:28:27I was afraid and loathed you.
01:28:30Now you are dead, and I really miss you.
01:28:35I wanted to learn a lot more from you, so I can beat you.
01:28:40Now I will never find out.
01:28:43You will.
01:28:57You will know me when you wear gloves for Jesus.
01:28:59You are so sad.
01:29:01I will never forget.
01:29:03You will.
01:29:03I know you guys know.
01:29:04I'm going to getICIA Lars.
01:29:05I have a GRANDCH.
01:29:07Now we are gonna get it.
01:29:08God bless you.
01:29:09It's all up here.
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