Summer Situationship Evan Adams Full MOVIE

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00:00:00You drive me crazy!

00:00:02I drive you crazy! That's funny!

00:00:04You're the one who leaked our sex tape!

00:00:05If someone makes you crazy,

00:00:07you're either hopelessly in love with them

00:00:09or you hate their guts.

00:00:11For me and Noah, it's both.

00:00:18Jules!

00:00:19Can you scrub the toilets?

00:00:21I'd like to see you on your knees.

00:00:22Don't tempt her, Emmett.

00:00:24This little gutter set will do anything for five bucks.

00:00:27The only way for me to pay off my family's medical debt

00:00:30was to work as a maid for my ex-best friend

00:00:33and ex-boyfriend in their summer home.

00:00:35I think Mia hired me just to torture me.

00:00:37Clean it up, maid.

00:00:45I may be a maid, but you'll always be a bitch.

00:00:49And you'll always be the girl

00:00:50who leaked her sex tape for clout.

00:00:53That's not true, and you know it.

00:00:55I know that everyone in a hundred-mile radius

00:00:57has seen her titties.

00:01:04I can't believe I used to be friends with her.

00:01:08I'm glad that phase is over.

00:01:10Right, Emmett?

00:01:11Yeah.

00:01:12She did have a good pussy, though.

00:01:13Oh, you just can't help but open your legs

00:01:23at every opportunity, can you?

00:01:29Am I dreaming?

00:01:31No way is the guy who ruined my life helping me.

00:01:33What the hell's going on?

00:01:40Noah?

00:01:41What the hell's going on?

00:01:43Uh, Jules came in here to work,

00:01:45and she started being really disrespectful,

00:01:47and she grabbed me.

00:01:48And then when I pulled my hand away,

00:01:50she just, she just fell.

00:01:52Destiny?

00:01:53Hmm?

00:01:53Is that what happened?

00:01:54That's not exactly how it happened.

00:01:56Shut the fuck up,

00:01:57or you're gonna end up being an outcast

00:01:59from the group, like Jules, okay?

00:02:01Why do you even care?

00:02:03She released a video of you two having sex,

00:02:05and I had to jump in and,

00:02:07and save your reputation

00:02:08before things got out of hand.

00:02:13Mia?

00:02:13Hmm?

00:02:14Give me your phone.

00:02:15What?

00:02:16Give me your phone.

00:02:17No.

00:02:17Hmm, it's right here.

00:02:18I got you.

00:02:21I thought Noah hated me.

00:02:23Why is he standing up for me now?

00:02:26If I see anybody with pictures of Jules

00:02:28on their phone,

00:02:29they'll have to speak to me.

00:02:31No.

00:02:31Open.

00:02:40I know we aren't really friends anymore.

00:02:42You didn't have to do that.

00:02:44I know.

00:02:48Whoa!

00:02:52Guys, she's not breathing.

00:02:56Guys, she's not breathing.

00:02:58All right, somebody call the police.

00:02:59Dude, we can't.

00:03:00Yes, we can.

00:03:01No, we can't.

00:03:02This place is loaded with drugs.

00:03:03Why would we do that

00:03:03when she's obviously just faking it for attention?

00:03:06Wake up, slut.

00:03:07Show's over.

00:03:08Mia, if you're not gonna help out,

00:03:09then just fuck off, all right?

00:03:10Fine by me.

00:03:11I'll be by the pool.

00:03:12Just call me when the trash is taken out, okay?

00:03:15Emmett!

00:03:15I know you've always had a thing for Jules,

00:03:20but she used to be my friend, too.

00:03:23You have to save her.

00:03:26Jules?

00:03:27Jules!

00:03:28Come on!

00:03:29Shit, shit, shit.

00:03:30What do I do?

00:03:31Mouth to mouth.

00:03:32Give her mouth to mouth.

00:03:38You okay?

00:03:39Thank God.

00:03:43All right, um, let's get you up.

00:03:46I don't know what the hell happened back there,

00:03:48but I need to get back to work.

00:03:49Jules, you're not going anywhere.

00:03:52I'm fine.

00:03:53Yeah, thanks to me.

00:03:54You know, Jules, you better have a pretty good explanation

00:03:56of why you came crawling back to me.

00:03:58What, are you a stripper?

00:04:00I'm supposed to be your maid.

00:04:02You know, last time I saw you,

00:04:04you leaked our sex tape,

00:04:05lied about it,

00:04:06and then you told me never to talk to you again.

00:04:08And now you come to my summer house

00:04:10with a bunch of people who hate your guts,

00:04:12and you're wearing this little dress?

00:04:15What are you trying to do?

00:04:17Trying to stalk my friends?

00:04:18Trying to ruin my summer?

00:04:19You trying to drive me crazy?

00:04:21I'm here to clean your toilets

00:04:22and serve you drinks, sir.

00:04:27You know what I think?

00:04:28I think you're here to win me back.

00:04:30Why would I want you back

00:04:34after everything you've done to me?

00:04:36Because I'm the best sex you've ever had

00:04:37and you're a freaky little bitch.

00:04:39And you know what?

00:04:39I didn't do anything to you.

00:04:41So why don't you just admit it?

00:04:44You still want me.

00:04:45Is he coming on to me?

00:04:50In your dreams.

00:04:53Jules, when you leaked that sex tape...

00:04:55We've been over this a million times.

00:04:56I didn't leak the tape.

00:04:58Yes, you did.

00:04:58And when you did,

00:05:00you cost me my job opportunities

00:05:01and you almost cost me my friends.

00:05:03I'm sorry for your almost loss.

00:05:06Mia decided that I was officially canceled

00:05:08and got everyone to turn against me.

00:05:10And you let her.

00:05:12Did someone say my name?

00:05:17You two are hooking up.

00:05:18We're not hooking up.

00:05:20Noah's my boyfriend.

00:05:25We're not hooking up.

00:05:27Noah's my boyfriend.

00:05:28Be so fucking for real.

00:05:32Your rebound is my ex-best friend?

00:05:35It happened a couple months ago.

00:05:37Right when you told everyone to stop talking to me.

00:05:40How convenient.

00:05:43Let the girls talk.

00:05:44After everyone saw your tits online,

00:05:52I knew I couldn't be friends with such an embarrassing skank.

00:05:55Did you just spit on me?

00:06:04Yeah, and I can do it again if you didn't feel it.

00:06:09Everything you've ever had or wanted is mine.

00:06:14And I'm not giving any of it back.

00:06:17Especially Noah.

00:06:20Oh!

00:06:22Ow!

00:06:24Noah!

00:06:25Did you see that?

00:06:26She shoved me!

00:06:27Oh my God.

00:06:28Yeah, like Noah would believe a lie like that.

00:06:30I'm always honest.

00:06:32You're the one that's lied in the past.

00:06:34Thanks, Noe.

00:06:40Fire her.

00:06:49Fire her.

00:06:50Do you really think firing her would be the best option?

00:06:56I think it'd be more of a punishment if we let her serve us all summer.

00:07:00Noah, she shoved me!

00:07:02And this is my rental too.

00:07:04So, what I say goes.

00:07:07Mia and I are splitting the summer house.

00:07:17So you should probably go.

00:07:20I found something for you when I was cleaning.

00:07:26Have fun fucking Mia's pointy vagina.

00:07:33Jules.

00:07:33Look, I know things have probably been really tough since your dad died last summer.

00:07:44I want you to take this, okay?

00:07:46It's what you would have made if you worked for me all summer.

00:07:49I don't want your pity check.

00:07:52Thank God, I can't believe I ever wanted you.

00:07:54This is too humiliating.

00:07:56I'll find another way to pay off dad's debt.

00:08:03What are you doing home?

00:08:11I lost my job at the summer house.

00:08:13No, no.

00:08:14That was the only thing keeping us afloat.

00:08:17Jules, when your father died, he left us in $100,000 in debt.

00:08:20I know, but I was working for Mia and she fired me.

00:08:24Mia?

00:08:25Her father owns the hospital that put us into this debt.

00:08:28But her father said that if you worked at their summer house, he would forgive our debt.

00:08:32But, Jules, if you don't get this job back, we will lose everything.

00:08:36Everything.

00:08:42I'm so glad you took out the trash, my little knowy.

00:08:46Please don't call me that.

00:08:49You're really proving yourself to be marriage material.

00:08:52I'm going to call daddy and have him send you some money so you can go out and buy me a ring.

00:08:55Mia?

00:08:57Slow down, okay?

00:08:59We've only been dating for two months.

00:09:00What, you still have feelings for Jules or something?

00:09:05I don't know what you ever saw in that girl.

00:09:08Mia, do not say anything mean about Jules.

00:09:10Why not?

00:09:11That grubby little maid ruined your life with her sex tape.

00:09:14I'd rather be a grubby maid than a frigid bitch.

00:09:18What are you still doing here?

00:09:19You don't even work here anymore.

00:09:21Tell me this.

00:09:22Are you genuinely stupid or do you just not get it?

00:09:26Nobody wants you here.

00:09:28I can't back down.

00:09:29Not if I want to save my family.

00:09:31I'm not talking to you.

00:09:34I'm talking to you.

00:09:36I need this job.

00:09:38I need you to choose me.

00:09:39After everything that happened between us, I shouldn't want her.

00:09:43But I do.

00:09:45What do I get if I choose you?

00:09:49What do I get if I choose you?

00:09:51I'll do whatever you want.

00:09:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:09:55No one can make him happier than me.

00:09:58Tell her, Noah.

00:10:00Prove it.

00:10:04I'll work harder than I ever have before.

00:10:07And I'll do whatever you say.

00:10:10Okay.

00:10:11Enough with this little seduction act of yours.

00:10:14And keep your grubby hands off of my boyfriend!

00:10:18Mia?

00:10:20I need to talk to Jules.

00:10:21I need to talk to Jules.

00:10:22Alone.

00:10:23Well, she better be gone by the time I'm back.

00:10:30She really has you by the balls.

00:10:33Don't insult me.

00:10:35Or what?

00:10:37You'll spank me?

00:10:38You can leave now.

00:10:41Hey.

00:10:43You won't let me work here because it'd be too tempting to bang me.

00:10:49You're right.

00:10:51Read my lips, Jules.

00:10:55You're fired.

00:10:58You're right.

00:11:00Read my lips, Jules.

00:11:04You're fired.

00:11:05You can be a real dick sometimes, you know that?

00:11:12Yeah, I know.

00:11:13It's part of my charm.

00:11:14Hey, where are you going?

00:11:15Jules, you can't just leave.

00:11:17Jules!

00:11:18You can't just leave.

00:11:21You fired me.

00:11:23I can do whatever I want.

00:11:24You're so hot, I love you.

00:11:29You're ticklish.

00:11:33Please tell me this isn't what it looks like.

00:11:36Does it look like she's drinking, huh?

00:11:38Noah, you come over here.

00:11:46Now.

00:11:47Mia, why is image cock in your hand?

00:11:54Mia, how long have you been fucking my roommate?

00:11:56Don't be prude.

00:11:57It's just a hand job.

00:11:59You sure know how to make Noah happy, don't you, Mia?

00:12:01Mia, don't be jealous because I know how to keep a man satisfied.

00:12:06Follow my lead and we'll talk about you keeping your job.

00:12:21What are you doing?

00:12:21What the fuck are you doing?

00:12:37You want your job back?

00:12:40Fuck me.

00:12:44Oh, Jules, you're so hot.

00:12:46Play along.

00:12:47Why would I do that?

00:12:49You want your job back?

00:12:50You've got to earn it.

00:12:52Oh, Jules, your body is so sexy.

00:12:58Okay, fine.

00:12:59Go ahead.

00:13:04You're crazy.

00:13:05I'm committed.

00:13:09Yeah, baby, give it to me.

00:13:12You better give me my job back after this.

00:13:15I am the only person you can trust in this house for the sakes.

00:13:19Noah, come out.

00:13:21Right now.

00:13:24Oh, yeah, Jules.

00:13:25Oh, yeah, Jules.

00:13:26Oh, I'm coming for the third time.

00:13:29Oh, come on, baby.

00:13:31Show me what you got.

00:13:36Jules, hand me your shirt.

00:13:37Hand me your shirt.

00:13:38Now, now, now.

00:13:38Are you seriously fucking my boyfriend?

00:13:54Yeah.

00:13:56Thanks for warming him up for me the past few months.

00:13:59You fucking bitch.

00:14:01You can't stay here.

00:14:02You don't work for me anymore.

00:14:04Take it up with Noah.

00:14:05This isn't over.

00:14:08If you think that you can just climb your way back up the social ladder that easy, you're wrong.

00:14:14I'm going to make your life hell.

00:14:23You're a time to get back at me as cringe as hell.

00:14:25You know what?

00:14:26I should thank you.

00:14:26Because now that Mia's off my hands, I can just be with Jules.

00:14:29Oh, you're going to blow it just like you did last time.

00:14:32Oh, wait.

00:14:33I guess she really blew it when she leaked the sex tape, didn't she?

00:14:36You know what?

00:14:37Let's make a bet.

00:14:38Yeah, me and you.

00:14:39Let's make a bet.

00:14:39We're the last two candidates for the Lehman internship, right?

00:14:42Yeah.

00:14:43What about it?

00:14:45If I stay with Jules to the end of the summer, you back off the internship.

00:14:49Now, if Jules breaks up with me, I'll back off.

00:14:51Internship will be yours.

00:14:54Yeah.

00:14:54She's really going to stay with you with all five and a half inches of Emmett Coburn in this house.

00:14:59You're on.

00:15:02We need to talk.

00:15:10Emmett, get out.

00:15:13Did I get my job back?

00:15:17Actually, you've been promoted.

00:15:20To be my new girlfriend.

00:15:26You're nuts.

00:15:27I'm not a hooker.

00:15:29I'm not crazy, and I don't pay for sex.

00:15:32Well, my services aren't cheap.

00:15:36Oh, says the girl that didn't want my money.

00:15:38Well, I changed my mind.

00:15:40Now, I need $100,000.

00:15:43Done.

00:15:45Pull this off with me, and at the end of the summer, this money will be yours.

00:15:52Give me that.

00:15:53Not yet.

00:15:59Give me that.

00:16:00Not yet.

00:16:01I will give this to you on the last day at the summer house.

00:16:05But until then, this money's mine.

00:16:07This check is enough to save my mom, my house, and my dignity.

00:16:14I'll do it.

00:16:17Great.

00:16:21Let's seal the deal.

00:16:28Let's shake on it.

00:16:29All right.

00:16:38Let's set some ground rules.

00:16:48Rule number one.

00:16:50No boners.

00:16:52You know, I can handle my own boners.

00:16:54You got any other rules, Madam President?

00:16:56Yeah, just one.

00:17:00No feelings.

00:17:02I don't want things to get complicated.

00:17:06You're my complication, Jules.

00:17:11Do you have any rules for me?

00:17:15Yeah, I do.

00:17:17I have one.

00:17:19No one touches you with me.

00:17:21You don't own me.

00:17:26Jules, I'm being serious.

00:17:28While we do this, I don't want you hooking up with anybody else.

00:17:32So you really want to be the last person I had sex with, huh?

00:17:36Oh, I'm the last person you had sex with?

00:17:38Don't get an ego about it.

00:17:40Hey, my ego's doing fine.

00:17:44Let the show begin.

00:17:45Ew.

00:17:49Ew.

00:17:50Not having dinner with her, there's a reason we kicked her out of the group.

00:17:54You kicked me out.

00:17:56Everyone else was on my side and left your sorry ass in the dirt.

00:18:00Including your little sex tape partner over here.

00:18:03At least I didn't show your dick to the entire world like this skank.

00:18:08Mia.

00:18:11Do not talk to me or Jules like that again.

00:18:14This is my house.

00:18:15And Jules is my...

00:18:20I'm his permanent guest.

00:18:22I'm not going anywhere.

00:18:26My mom.

00:18:28Jason!

00:18:29Can we get some fucking service?

00:18:33Dinner is served.

00:18:39Let's fucking go!

00:18:42Yay!

00:18:43Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

00:18:45I spilled.

00:18:47Emmett!

00:18:48You want to help?

00:18:49Yeah?

00:18:50Look at Jules's squirm.

00:18:52Oh, she can release a sex tape but can't take a body shot.

00:18:53Noah, are you thirsty?

00:18:59Jules, take your shirt off?

00:19:00I'm not hungry.

00:19:01No?

00:19:02I'm not hungry.

00:19:03So, I'm not hungry.

00:19:04No, you're not hungry.

00:19:05Luz is my cat.

00:19:06I'm hungry.

00:19:07I'm hungry.

00:19:08I'm hungry.

00:19:09I'm hungry.

00:19:10body shot? Noah, are you thirsty? Jules, take your shirt off.

00:19:40Oops. Spilled a little. Jules, I'm still thirsty.

00:20:06Did Noah just kiss me for real? I have to go.

00:20:10If you're so thirsty, Noah, you can take a sip off of me. Choke on it. Don't run away

00:20:29from me. Why did you kiss me out there? It was an act, Jules, and you agreed to be a part

00:20:39of it. You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that? Yeah, I know. Now you're

00:20:46going to strip from it? You're shivering. Come here.

00:20:51Bed's yours tonight. I'll take the couch.

00:21:04What are you doing here? And where is Noah?

00:21:27Are you all sore from getting your back blown out last night?

00:21:35Destiny, that is your brother.

00:21:37Whatever. I just came by to tell you how happy I am you've stolen back from Mia.

00:21:42Mia's your best friend.

00:21:43Yeah. She's also a huge bitch. People contain multitudes. Don't be scared of Mia. She's been

00:21:50jealous of you since the first time you started hooking up with Noah. And she's jealous of you

00:21:54still. And it looks like you two have got a little catching up to do. If you know what I mean.

00:22:00Oh.

00:22:01Do you like what you see?

00:22:14I do, actually.

00:22:31What are you doing here? Taking a shower. Remember, no don't win. You wish.

00:22:50Show's over, pretty boy. I got some friends coming over. Meet me at the pool.

00:23:01What's with this guy? One minute, he's ice cold. Now that we're in front of all these people,

00:23:11he's putting on a show.

00:23:17Don't look now, but Mia looks like she's ready to rip your hair out.

00:23:26Let's give her something to stare at.

00:23:31I'm not going to let Jules ruin my summer. Everyone's paying attention to her when they

00:23:45should be paying attention to me. Maybe everybody thinks you guys are friends again.

00:23:50Should definitely let her know that that's not true. You're right.

00:23:54It's time to put everyone's loyalty to the test.

00:23:56Everyone, I've decided that it's time to take a vote. Everyone must decide right now whether

00:24:07Jules stays or I do.

00:24:10Mia, would you relax? We're not taking a vote. We're not on Survivor. All right?

00:24:16What's Survivor?

00:24:17A show for old people.

00:24:18Ew! It's so boring.

00:24:20I'm kidding.

00:24:23Guys, guys, I'm just kidding.

00:24:25What game is she trying to play?

00:24:29Whatever it is, I know it won't be good for me.

00:24:36Wow. Not one of your friends wants me to leave.

00:24:40That must feel pretty embarrassing.

00:24:41Oh, honey. You don't know the meaning of embarrassing.

00:24:49It's time to find out what Jules really said about all of you behind your back.

00:24:54What are you talking about? I never said anything about it.

00:24:57Save it.

00:24:58Herb's right here.

00:25:01And Noah, I saved the best for last.

00:25:05Don't you want to know what Jules said about you?

00:25:07I bet you're dying to find out what your little girlfriend said about you behind your back.

00:25:14I think everyone should find out what Jules really said about them.

00:25:20Oh, Emmett. This one's about you.

00:25:22Emmett is so dumb because he thinks that vegans can't eat pussy.

00:25:27They can?

00:25:28I never said that. Mia did.

00:25:31She's framing me with the text that she sent.

00:25:33Oh, and this one says that Destiny's boob job doesn't even look like it made a difference.

00:25:38Hey, I make good money for these.

00:25:42Mia, would you knock it off?

00:25:43Jules will never say any of those things, all right?

00:25:45Really?

00:25:46Because this one's about you, Noe.

00:25:48She sent this to me after the first time you two lovebirds hooked up.

00:25:51Noah is arrogant, cocky, and needs to be the best at everything.

00:25:56Him and Emmett are perfect as roommates together.

00:25:59You said that about me?

00:26:01I can explain.

00:26:02Save your breath.

00:26:15Mitch!

00:26:16Don't touch me!

00:26:17Get off of me!

00:26:22You're so hot.

00:26:31Say not again with your shirt off.

00:26:53Yo!

00:26:54Emmett, you and Jules are officially over.

00:26:59No, no, no way, dude.

00:27:00Like, I'm just going to distract myself, screw around a little bit.

00:27:03She'll come crawling back.

00:27:07Speak of the devil.

00:27:08You hooked up with Jules.

00:27:14Dude, look.

00:27:16You hooked up with Jules!

00:27:17I don't know what's going on, dude.

00:27:18What do you mean, dude?

00:27:19It's pretty fucking clear.

00:27:20You hooked up!

00:27:23Fuck!

00:27:24Yeah, you're fucked.

00:27:26Emmett, stop!

00:27:27Fuck you, dude!

00:27:28Stop!

00:27:28Fuck!

00:27:28Did you post this?

00:27:42Jules, did you post this?

00:27:48I don't know.

00:27:49Jules, why would you take a video of us having sex and post it?

00:27:52What, are you trying to be a porn star?

00:27:53How do I know you didn't plant it?

00:27:58Jules, I'd rather get hit by a bus than let everybody at this party know that we just had sex.

00:28:03You know what?

00:28:05Everyone was right about you.

00:28:06You're just like all the other douchebags on this campus.

00:28:09Whoa, you don't mean that.

00:28:11Lose my number.

00:28:12I never want to see you again.

00:28:14Fine.

00:28:15Feelings mutual.

00:28:16Great.

00:28:20You just blew it with a girl you've had feelings for since freshman year.

00:28:26Mia, thank God you're here.

00:28:29Listen, Jules, none of us want to be associated with you anymore.

00:28:33You're a skank.

00:28:35So get out and don't come back.

00:28:43Ah!

00:28:46Help!

00:28:48Help!

00:28:49Help!

00:29:01You saved me?

00:29:04That feels better, doesn't it?

00:29:19And now since I saved you, maybe you can make me feel better.

00:29:24Emmett, don't even think about it.

00:29:27Go on, Jules.

00:29:28Tell your boyfriend how I saved you.

00:29:30Jules, tell Emmett to leave.

00:29:31We have to talk.

00:29:32Emmett, thank you for saving me, but I got it from here.

00:29:45One step closer to making her mind.

00:29:53Jules, what the fuck was that?

00:29:55I can explain everything.

00:29:56Good, explain.

00:29:58Now.

00:29:58You're a hottie, you know that?

00:30:06Takes one to know one.

00:30:08Remember, don't tell anybody about this, okay?

00:30:16I'm not some dirty little secret.

00:30:20I never said that, okay?

00:30:21Okay.

00:30:21You know, once we make this official, I'm going to post this everywhere.

00:30:34That way everyone can see it.

00:30:36But for right now, it's party time.

00:30:40Oh, M.G.

00:30:47I finally hooked up with Noah.

00:30:49I wouldn't hook up with him if he was the last person on Earth.

00:30:53How could you hook up with your ex-boyfriend's roommate?

00:30:56You don't know him like I do.

00:30:58If you saw him naked, you'd understand.

00:31:01Ew.

00:31:02Spare me the visual.

00:31:03I thought you hated that guy.

00:31:05Noah is arrogant, cocky, and probably needs to be in therapy.

00:31:08He and Emmett are the perfect matches roommates.

00:31:11But I like him more than I ever liked Emmett.

00:31:14More than I ever liked anyone.

00:31:18The rest of the texts were all things that Mia said to me.

00:31:21Except for the one about you.

00:31:23I called you arrogant and cocky.

00:31:25That's true.

00:31:30Right before I told her I have feelings for you.

00:31:34Is that true?

00:31:45It's true.

00:31:47I liked you.

00:31:49Jules, how am I supposed to trust you?

00:31:51I mean, really.

00:31:54All right.

00:31:54I need to see the texts from your phone.

00:31:56So that way I can know that they're legit.

00:31:58Maybe if I show Noah the texts, he'll finally believe me.

00:32:04I guess you can't.

00:32:06There's no way for me to prove it.

00:32:14I know it was a really long time ago.

00:32:16But when I really think about it, I really liked you, Jules.

00:32:20I really did.

00:32:21I give those two until the end of today.

00:32:27To what, Bone?

00:32:30They're just doing this to make me mad.

00:32:32It's like they're obsessed with me.

00:32:34I don't think they remember you exist.

00:32:40Then I'll make them remember.

00:32:41Okay, the rules of the game are simple.

00:32:48You take a hit of the vape and pass it around.

00:32:50When the smoke stops, you kiss whoever blows you.

00:32:55Mm-hmm.

00:32:56She's never kissed me like that.

00:33:20My turn.

00:33:21No smoke.

00:33:32Looks like we have to kiss.

00:33:37All right.

00:33:38All right.

00:33:51Keep the circle moving.

00:33:57Do you want to really piss me off?

00:34:00Kiss me like you mean it.

00:34:06Get off of me.

00:34:08Dude, I took her virginity.

00:34:10What's a little peck?

00:34:13Why would you tell everyone that?

00:34:15Remember that six-pack you bought me for doing the deed?

00:34:16Hey, Jules.

00:34:23Jules.

00:34:24You're a pig.

00:34:25Hey, Emmett is lying, okay?

00:34:26He's lying.

00:34:27I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?

00:34:29But that was well before I had feelings for you.

00:34:33You have feelings for me?

00:34:38I knew that you guys were hooking up, all right?

00:34:40But that was well before I had feelings for you.

00:34:42You have feelings for me?

00:34:44Yes, Jules.

00:34:44I have feelings for you.

00:34:46You do?

00:34:48Yeah.

00:34:48I have all the feelings.

00:34:50Confusion, frustration, blind rage.

00:34:52I predict.

00:34:53Yeah, but you know what?

00:34:54Sometimes, Jules, sometimes you make me really happy.

00:34:57Look, I know that you're hurt.

00:35:00I broke your trust.

00:35:01And when that video was leaked, my trust was broken, too.

00:35:10What do you mean?

00:35:11I mean, I trusted you and you let me down.

00:35:13And now I'm saying I would do anything to try again.

00:35:17Do you want to get back together?

00:35:20You said no feelings.

00:35:22Yeah, you're right.

00:35:23So tell me you want to be with me.

00:35:27Tell me you want to break the rules and end the contract.

00:35:29Tell me you want to do this for real.

00:35:31Tell me that you want to give up the money.

00:35:32Well, it looks like our favorite couple survived the ring of fire.

00:35:42Ew.

00:35:43Why is he so obsessed with her?

00:35:45Doesn't he know that she's poor?

00:35:46I didn't know she was poor.

00:35:49Mm-hmm.

00:35:51Parents lost all their money after her dad died of cancer.

00:35:54And the only reason why I know that is because my dad owns the hospital that her mother still owes money to.

00:35:59Maybe we should take Jules shopping so she can forget she's poor.

00:36:02Spending money always makes me feel better.

00:36:04Yes.

00:36:05Yes, that's a great idea.

00:36:06You should go do that right now.

00:36:07Dad!

00:36:07It's not that easy.

00:36:15Stop avoiding the question.

00:36:16I'm not avoiding it.

00:36:18Look, if I don't get the money, I'll lose everything.

00:36:23What do you mean?

00:36:24I mean, Mia and I want to take you shopping.

00:36:28Destiny, me and Jules are talking.

00:36:31She's about to answer a very important question.

00:36:33I don't want to go shopping with Mia, but I really don't want to lie to Noah

00:36:37and tell him I don't have feelings for him or tell him about my dad and the debt.

00:36:42We can talk later.

00:36:44I promise.

00:36:54The girls go shopping.

00:36:56Saturdays are for the boys.

00:37:00Must be embarrassing for everyone to realize how much she wants me.

00:37:03I cannot wait to crush your ego once I get Jules and the Lehman internship.

00:37:07Dude, the Lehman internship is the hardest internship in the entire country.

00:37:11It was tailored for sigmas, like me.

00:37:14The internship is mine.

00:37:16Believe me, me and Jules are in this for good.

00:37:18Or at least until the end of the summer and I have to pay up.

00:37:21If it isn't my favorite customer.

00:37:31Oh, that dress you ordered finally came in.

00:37:35Oh my God, it's gorgeous.

00:37:37Yes, I'm going to go try the sun.

00:37:45You ordered the wrong size!

00:37:48Uh, no, I used the measurements that you gave me.

00:37:51No, you didn't.

00:37:52That's impossible.

00:37:52It doesn't fit.

00:37:54Maybe the zipper's stuck.

00:37:55What are you doing?

00:37:57I'm shopping.

00:37:59Do you not remember me?

00:38:01I used to be in here all the time.

00:38:03Oh, she can't afford this place anymore.

00:38:05She can only shop at thrift stores.

00:38:06Oh, but what Mia says goes.

00:38:09So your money's no good here.

00:38:10You know what?

00:38:12You're right.

00:38:13I have better things to do than to be dealing with shrewds like you.

00:38:18That's it.

00:38:18You're out.

00:38:20Oh, Mr. Allen.

00:38:21Excuse me.

00:38:22I'm just going to take out the trash.

00:38:24Trash?

00:38:25Yeah.

00:38:25That's my girlfriend.

00:38:27Oh.

00:38:31Apparently, I'm too poor to even stand in this boutique.

00:38:35See this car?

00:38:38Has no spending limit.

00:38:39My girlfriend.

00:38:40She can get whatever she wants.

00:38:42And I would like to try this dress on first.

00:38:45No way.

00:38:45This is mine.

00:38:46Are you going to purchase it?

00:38:47No.

00:38:48Not with this janky little zipper.

00:38:50Great.

00:38:51Let's try it on, Jules.

00:39:05What do you think?

00:39:05Noah?

00:39:06Noah?

00:39:10Will you come help zip me up?

00:39:15Of course.

00:39:22You know, there's only one problem with this dress.

00:39:24Is it too expensive?

00:39:26No.

00:39:27It breaks a no boner rule.

00:39:29Well, aren't you going to thank me?

00:39:38No.

00:39:39Thank you, Noah.

00:39:49You can be pretty sweet sometimes.

00:39:52Like lipstick on a fucking pig.

00:39:55Put the dress on my card.

00:40:03Excuse me.

00:40:03Um, I am missing a very expensive necklace.

00:40:09I bet she stole it.

00:40:11I would never.

00:40:12Then dump out your bag and prove it.

00:40:13Fine.

00:40:17Whatever, Mia.

00:40:30See?

00:40:30Told ya.

00:40:31I don't know how that got there.

00:40:39Well, she stole it.

00:40:42And I believe that $500 is a felony.

00:40:46Call the police.

00:40:48Don't call the police.

00:40:50This is all my fault.

00:40:51No, it's not.

00:40:52Yes, it is.

00:40:54I wanted to surprise you, so I put the necklace in your purse.

00:40:57But I was going to pay for it once everybody left.

00:41:00You can't do this.

00:41:01It's a waste of money.

00:41:03Neither of us want me to win.

00:41:05It's worth it.

00:41:06Trust me.

00:41:07And you look beautiful in that dress.

00:41:10Put the necklace on my card as well.

00:41:11Please and thank you.

00:41:19Hey.

00:41:20I'm missing you.

00:41:21Oh, I can't.

00:41:22Oh, I can't.

00:41:22Okay?

00:41:23Ah, there he is.

00:41:26Jules is looking pretty hot tonight.

00:41:29Yeah, Jules looks hot every night.

00:41:30Well, enjoy it while it lasts, because after tonight, I'll have a little slut begging for

00:41:34me.

00:41:39Watch your mouth.

00:41:40Don't talk about Jules like that.

00:41:42Okay, dude.

00:41:44Jules is mine first.

00:41:45I dumped her, okay?

00:41:47It's a matter of time before she comes running back to me.

00:41:49Jules broke up with you so she could be with me.

00:41:51Okay, all right.

00:41:55Let's add some heat to her, bet.

00:41:56Yeah?

00:41:57I get Jules' panties off.

00:41:59By the end of tonight, you hand over the Lehman internship and never come back to the summer

00:42:03house, hmm?

00:42:03Fine.

00:42:04And when you don't hook up with Jules, I want you to back off of her for the rest of the

00:42:07summer, okay?

00:42:08I don't even want you looking at her.

00:42:10Deal.

00:42:15You better not make me go into that club alone.

00:42:18Jules, you are looking so hot in that dress.

00:42:26Eat shit.

00:42:27Hey.

00:42:30Don't leave my side the rest of the night, okay?

00:42:33Enjoy it while I'll last, Noah.

00:42:35Because I'm not letting Jules leave tonight unless it's with me.

00:42:37Hey.

00:42:51Where did Destiny and Mia go?

00:42:53Uh, I don't know.

00:42:54Jules.

00:42:56You, uh, you didn't answer my question.

00:42:58About what?

00:42:59The music in here?

00:43:01Because I think it sucks.

00:43:03Jules.

00:43:04Tell me that you want to be with me.

00:43:06For real.

00:43:07No contracts and no money.

00:43:09I mean it.

00:43:11I need Jules to come with me.

00:43:13Uh, Destiny, we're right in the middle of something.

00:43:15Like I care.

00:43:16I need Jules to come backstage with me.

00:43:20I'm sorry.

00:43:21We'll talk about it later, okay?

00:43:23Have fun.

00:43:25Here.

00:43:25Put this on.

00:43:27I entered us into a lap dancing competition.

00:43:32You're crazy.

00:43:36Well, if you're too afraid, you can just back out now.

00:43:42You're on.

00:43:48Follow me.

00:43:53Let the show begin.

00:43:55You think you're hot shit?

00:44:06Well, it's time for you to prove it.

00:44:09Everyone in the club get hot and happy.

00:44:12Tonight is Electric Lounge's lap dance competition.

00:44:16The rules are simple.

00:44:20Each one of these smoke shows will give one lucky man a lap dance.

00:44:25And you get to vote on who is hotter!

00:44:28You've heard...

00:44:29Woo!

00:44:42Yes!

00:44:43Come on!

00:44:45Yes!

00:44:46Come on.

00:44:47Come back.

00:44:48Come on.

00:44:48Come back, come back, come back.

00:45:18Come back, come back, come back.

00:45:48You're the most beautiful girl here, Shawna.

00:46:18Yo, Jason, dude, I need the Lady Killer special, now.

00:46:25Yeah?

00:46:26I got you.

00:46:30Here's a tip.

00:46:32And the winner of the lap dance contest is...

00:46:36And the winner of the lap dance contest is...

00:46:43Mia!

00:46:44Woo!

00:46:48As the winner, you get to smooch the hottie in the chair!

00:46:53I can deal with public humiliation, but I can't deal with public hurtbreak.

00:46:59Here we go.

00:47:00Drew, wait.

00:47:05You look upset.

00:47:06What are you, my therapist?

00:47:10Fuck off.

00:47:11No, just the guy who hates seeing a pretty girl so sad.

00:47:16Jules.

00:47:17I have something that can make you feel better.

00:47:23What is that?

00:47:24Oh, you got time?

00:47:26Come on, Jules.

00:47:27You want to have some fun?

00:47:28No, thanks.

00:47:34Jules, I'm not letting you leave until you take these.

00:47:37Something tells me that Emmett's not going to leave me alone until I do this.

00:47:41Better play along.

00:47:51Bottoms up.

00:47:52Cheers.

00:47:56All right.

00:47:57Turn that shit around so you can grind on me.

00:47:59Come on.

00:48:00I'm going to go change.

00:48:04Destin.

00:48:06Have you seen Jules?

00:48:07I saw her running off to the dressing room.

00:48:09Emmett was with her.

00:48:12That little shit.

00:48:19Don't move.

00:48:22What do you think you're doing?

00:48:27Stop denying yourself, Jules.

00:48:29We both know you want this.

00:48:31Be gentle.

00:48:32Just like our first time, remember?

00:48:34Back off.

00:48:36Relax, baby.

00:48:38Let that e-kick in.

00:48:39You gave me drugs so you could fuck me?

00:48:41Oh.

00:48:42I was going to fuck you anyways.

00:48:44Let go of me.

00:48:45This is just going to take a minute.

00:48:49Emmett, let go and we can pretend.

00:48:52Like, this never happened.

00:48:53Oh, I'm not leaving until I'm done with you.

00:48:55Jules?

00:48:57Jules, are you in there?

00:48:58Noah!

00:48:59Help me!

00:49:03Noah!

00:49:04Help me!

00:49:06Emmett!

00:49:07Get off of her!

00:49:09You had no problem sharing her when she was my girlfriend.

00:49:12What's the big deal now, huh?

00:49:16Emmett!

00:49:16She doesn't want you!

00:49:17What are you doing?

00:49:19She wants me so bad, dude.

00:49:21Even if she won't say so.

00:49:27Dude, I thought we were friends.

00:49:29I'd never be friends with a piece of shit like you.

00:49:33Wait!

00:49:34Stop!

00:49:34This asshole isn't worth it.

00:49:56You look like shit.

00:49:58Jules just kicked my ass.

00:50:00All I did was try to give her a compliment.

00:50:03Hey!

00:50:04Keep your hands off my boyfriend.

00:50:11Leah, stop.

00:50:13This bitch wants to be me so bad, it's fucking pathetic.

00:50:17Emmett just tried to assault me.

00:50:19Be so fucking for real.

00:50:20Emmett would never want to skank like you.

00:50:22You're just jealous because Emmett is hooking up with me.

00:50:27And you know what?

00:50:29He's coming back to the house with me.

00:50:31Tonight.

00:50:32Mia!

00:50:33Sit down!

00:50:34Emmett!

00:50:35If you ever come near the summer house again, I will kill you!

00:50:39Okay, Noah, let's go.

00:50:40Let's go.

00:50:45I'm not letting you take Noah from me.

00:50:48No.

00:50:49No.

00:50:50No.

00:50:51No.

00:50:52No.

00:50:53No.

00:50:54No.

00:50:55No.

00:50:56No.

00:50:56Thank you for getting me out of there.

00:50:59Ow.

00:51:00You're hurt.

00:51:01Let me help you.

00:51:13I want to kill that guy for touching you.

00:51:15I still think I should take you to a hospital.

00:51:28I mean, you just never know what those pills could have been laced with.

00:51:30Really.

00:51:31I didn't take them.

00:51:33You didn't take the pills?

00:51:34You know, I got something better than E.

00:51:41It's twice as fun.

00:51:44And I've been saving it just for you.

00:51:52What are you trying to give me?

00:51:58Rocky Road.

00:51:59Oh, hey, I got you ice cream and this is how you repay me?

00:52:04How are you capable of being an asshole even when you're trying to be nice?

00:52:09I'm not an asshole.

00:52:11No.

00:52:12You're the king of assholes.

00:52:15You know, I don't know how saving you from a rapist freak makes me the king of assholes,

00:52:19but whatever.

00:52:24I got to show you something.

00:52:35I never let anybody else in after you broke up with me.

00:52:42And I only dated Mia to make you jealous.

00:52:49It worked.

00:53:01I've wanted you all somewhere.

00:53:04Stop waiting.

00:53:05Mom.

00:53:06I need you now.

00:53:13What if somebody sees?

00:53:15Everybody's at the club.

00:53:19I'm taking you upstairs.

00:53:49Hi, Mrs. Allen.

00:53:54It's Mia.

00:53:55Yeah, Noah's girlfriend.

00:53:57Um, he was hinting at proposing to me soon, and we would just love it if you were here for

00:54:03it.

00:54:03Okay.

00:54:04Okay.

00:54:05Bye.

00:54:05Hey, sleepy little.

00:54:19What are you doing up so early?

00:54:22I thought I wore you out last night.

00:54:23I'm ready for another round.

00:54:26Hey, can you knock?

00:54:27Can you put your boner away?

00:54:28Hey, get up.

00:54:31Get up.

00:54:32Get up.

00:54:33Get up.

00:54:33Hey, unless there's a fire, I'm not getting up.

00:54:34It's worse than a fire.

00:54:38Mom's on the way, and she can't see Jules.

00:54:47You're fucking with me.

00:54:48What's the big deal?

00:54:49Uh, there's the drugs.

00:54:50And the mess.

00:54:51And you.

00:54:51What about me?

00:54:52She, like, totally thinks you're a slut.

00:54:53But, like, in a bad way.

00:54:55Look, my mom knows about the sex tape, and she blames you for the whole thing.

00:54:59I need to get out of here.

00:55:00I'll hide Jules.

00:55:01I'll distract mom.

00:55:05Yo, Jason.

00:55:06I'm gonna go hide Jules.

00:55:07Do not let my mom know that we're here, all right?

00:55:14Tell me when the coast is clear.

00:55:16Got it.

00:55:24Get your brother.

00:55:26Now.

00:55:32Mommy!

00:55:33Wait!

00:55:34Noah!

00:55:35Uh.

00:55:39My baby boy.

00:55:41Mom, hi.

00:55:42Hey.

00:55:43Mom, I thought you were in Fiji with, uh, Roberto.

00:55:46Mia called and said she needed the family ring to propose.

00:55:50Why are you hiding in a closet?

00:56:04I'm hiding until Noah's mom leaves.

00:56:06Oh.

00:56:07She just left.

00:56:11I can't wait for you to propose to Mia.

00:56:15What is that slut doing here?

00:56:17You're the girl from the sex tape.

00:56:22Get out of this house.

00:56:23Mom.

00:56:24Noah, a little help?

00:56:26Uh, Mom.

00:56:26Uh, this is Jules, and she's going to be our help for the summer.

00:56:33Uh, yes.

00:56:34It fills my heart with so much joy to serve your son.

00:56:38Well, it's nice to see you with your clothes on.

00:56:43Lisa.

00:56:43My second, Mommy.

00:56:44We need to talk about engagement plans.

00:56:48Oh, yes, we do.

00:56:52You're marrying Mia now?

00:56:53I have no idea what got into her head.

00:56:55I am so sorry, okay?

00:56:56But after dinner tonight, I'm going to explain everything to her.

00:56:59Look, just play along for a couple hours, okay?

00:57:02Please?

00:57:02My head hurts.

00:57:13Can you make yourself useful and get me some aspirin?

00:57:15Yeah.

00:57:16I have some in my purse.

00:57:17Oh, thanks.

00:57:18She's a pair.

00:57:31Water.

00:57:33Water.

00:57:33I need water.

00:57:35Jules?

00:57:37What did you give my mom?

00:57:39Aspirin.

00:57:40Aspirin?

00:57:40Woo!

00:57:42It's so hot here.

00:57:45Jules, do you have any more of that aspirin?

00:57:49Oh, no.

00:57:51Woo!

00:57:51Hey, I have an idea.

00:57:53Why don't we invite some of your hot friends over?

00:57:56I'm feeling like a cougar.

00:57:58Wow!

00:57:59Oh, that's enough.

00:58:00I've got to talk to you.

00:58:01Woo!

00:58:02Jules, what is wrong with her?

00:58:04Your mom took the drugs that Emmett gave me at the club.

00:58:07No way.

00:58:08You gave her those?

00:58:09I didn't gift them.

00:58:10She found them.

00:58:11Should we call an ambulance?

00:58:12Oh, no fucking way, Jules.

00:58:14She hates you already.

00:58:15What is she going to think when she finds out that you gave her drugs?

00:58:19Where did she go?

00:58:34Mom, get out of the pool.

00:58:36No way.

00:58:37It feels so good.

00:58:39Oh, wait.

00:58:41No.

00:58:43Ow!

00:58:44I'm drowning!

00:58:46Mia, save me!

00:58:48No, absolutely not.

00:58:50I'm not going in there.

00:58:52No!

00:58:53Help!

00:58:54Help!

00:58:54You saved me!

00:59:14Here.

00:59:15I brought you some tea.

00:59:18I was wrong about you.

00:59:25I'd much rather see my son with you than a girl like Mia.

00:59:29Thank you for taking care of her.

00:59:40I hope I was a good maid.

00:59:41Yeah, I should give you a raise.

00:59:43Can you ever be serious for more than two seconds?

00:59:46You know, maid, girlfriend, it doesn't matter.

00:59:49I still got to pay you to hang out with me.

00:59:54No feelings.

00:59:55No feelings.

00:59:57Remember?

00:59:57I'd throw that contract away if it were up to me.

01:00:05I'll tear it up right now.

01:00:08I mean it.

01:00:09I need that money more than I want you.

01:00:14When my dad died, he left my family with thousands of dollars in medical debt.

01:00:20If I don't get that money, then my mom will lose her house.

01:00:24So it was really always just about the money?

01:00:27Really?

01:00:28When I started our relationship, it was about the money, but now I can't make it real because

01:00:34of that same money.

01:00:42Come with me.

01:00:44I want to give you the money, not as your boss, as your boyfriend, because I want to

01:00:54give you everything.

01:00:57I don't know what to say.

01:01:01Just let me take care of you.

01:01:08And tell me that you love me.

01:01:09I don't think I can say it.

01:01:17Let me take care of you.

01:01:19It's the least you can do.

01:01:22Fine.

01:01:24You can take care of me, okay?

01:01:27And you don't have to tell me that you love me.

01:01:29I know you do.

01:01:30Good morning, everyone.

01:01:36Oh my god, Lisa, you're okay.

01:01:39Oh, I'm just so happy that this little petty bitch didn't kill you.

01:01:43I was just leaving.

01:01:44You're not leaving, Jules.

01:01:46We need to talk about how you ruined my son's life.

01:01:51After your little sex video was released, at first I wanted to tell you to get out of

01:01:57my son's life forever.

01:01:58But, after you saved me, all I can say is, welcome to the family.

01:02:09Wait.

01:02:10You were supposed to give me your family ring.

01:02:13That was before you left me to drown.

01:02:16I'm off to see my new boyfriend, Ronaldo, in Cancun.

01:02:21Adios.

01:02:23Bye, Mom.

01:02:24Bye, Mom.

01:02:28I'll figure out a way to break you two up.

01:02:31Good luck with that.

01:02:33I don't need luck.

01:02:34I have a really big brain.

01:02:42There must be something incriminating in here.

01:02:48What is this?

01:02:55Ew.

01:02:56Ew.

01:02:57What died in here?

01:02:58My manhood.

01:03:00Listen, I have something juicy for you.

01:03:03Really?

01:03:06I don't like to read.

01:03:08It's a contract between Jules and Noah.

01:03:10They're faking their entire relationship so he can get that stupid layman internship.

01:03:15That's cheating.

01:03:16Oh, great.

01:03:18You finally figured it out.

01:03:19Good boy.

01:03:21I think it's time for you to cheat, too.

01:03:23Okay.

01:03:27I thought this was summer vacation.

01:03:31I know.

01:03:32I know.

01:03:33But I've got to work on my presentation for the layman internship.

01:03:39What up, lovebirds?

01:03:41Emmett, I thought I told you I'd kill you if I saw you.

01:03:43You wouldn't want to do that in front of our guests.

01:03:49Who are you?

01:03:51I'm the man who holds Noah's future in his hands.

01:03:54Mr. Lehman, it's great to meet you.

01:04:03What are you doing here?

01:04:04Emmett called me up and told me about your summer house setup.

01:04:08I'm a guy who likes to party.

01:04:11The name's Andrew, but my friends call me Andy.

01:04:15I'd like to be your friend.

01:04:16I have enough friends.

01:04:22Thanks.

01:04:25Mr. Lehman, why don't I take you to a night on the town?

01:04:28I'm a high-profile guy who likes to get in lots of trouble,

01:04:31and Emmett promised me lots of trouble.

01:04:35The next intern for Lehman Corp will be responsible for keeping me entertained.

01:04:40And I get bored easy.

01:04:41Your interview for Lehman Corp starts now.

01:04:50Interview starts now.

01:04:51Dopest candidate gets the dopest internship.

01:04:55Well, I'll see you in the office.

01:04:57Hey, how about I show you out to the pool?

01:04:59That's where all the babes are rocking their swimsuits.

01:05:01Mm-hmm.

01:05:08That's the guy you want to work for?

01:05:10He's a total clown.

01:05:13Andrew Lehman is one of the most successful tech billionaires in the industry.

01:05:17And if I work for him, my career will be made.

01:05:19But don't you already have enough money?

01:05:22Jules, I had a 4.0 GPA.

01:05:24I was the captain of every sports team I was on,

01:05:26and I networked like a motherfucker.

01:05:28I was just trying to crawl out from underneath my father's legacy

01:05:31and have my own career.

01:05:32And then our sex tape got released.

01:05:35And all my job prospects were completely toast.

01:05:38The only interview I got was for Lehman Corporation.

01:05:42Jules, I need this internship.

01:05:43And so do you.

01:05:45Because without it, I can't give you the $100,000.

01:05:51You lied to me.

01:05:53No, I didn't lie to you.

01:05:54I just...

01:05:55I just didn't tell you everything.

01:05:57I'm sorry.

01:05:58I'm sorry.

01:05:58Everybody!

01:06:02Let's get the party started!

01:06:04Woo!

01:06:05Woo!

01:06:06So good!

01:06:08Oh, hold on.

01:06:08Grab your bag.

01:06:12Looks like I found my lady for the night.

01:06:14I've met a lot of pretty girls.

01:06:20There's something special about you.

01:06:23You're so...

01:06:24beautiful.

01:06:26Thanks.

01:06:27But I'm taken.

01:06:29I'm not trying to marry you.

01:06:31Noah,

01:06:32tell me,

01:06:34who snatched this hottie up?

01:06:36That'd be me.

01:06:38You're a lucky man.

01:06:40I know.

01:06:40How long is he gonna be here?

01:06:47I'll protect you.

01:06:49And look at here.

01:06:50The happy little couple.

01:06:53From full mates to soul mates.

01:07:00Emmett,

01:07:01Noah and I are talking.

01:07:03Can you go entertain your little friend?

01:07:05Yeah, well,

01:07:06I just wanted to congratulate the big man.

01:07:08Yeah,

01:07:09he's finally gonna win our bet.

01:07:11What bet?

01:07:14What bet?

01:07:16I told Noah that if you guys can make it throughout the summer,

01:07:19I would drop out of the internship pool.

01:07:22That's not true.

01:07:23Yeah,

01:07:24it is.

01:07:24I thought Noah would pussy out if I won,

01:07:26so

01:07:27I recorded the whole thing.

01:07:29You play that,

01:07:29I'll fucking kick your ass.

01:07:35I don't want to hear it.

01:07:37Yeah,

01:07:38it'd probably break your heart to know

01:07:39that you were just a bet to Noah.

01:07:41Hmm?

01:07:42I was nothing but a bet to you.

01:07:46I was nothing but a bet to you.

01:07:48I was nothing but a check to you.

01:07:51Both of you can fuck off.

01:07:57Chicks, dude.

01:07:57I'm gonna kick your fucking ass.

01:08:00I wouldn't want to do that in front of our special guest.

01:08:03I don't care about anybody except Jules.

01:08:07Hypothetic.

01:08:09B.

01:08:09Whatever, dude.

01:08:14What were you thinking?

01:08:16That Noah would fall in love with you and save your family?

01:08:19I've been waiting all day to get you alone.

01:08:24You're a sexy girl.

01:08:26We could have a lot of fun.

01:08:28I don't have time for that shit.

01:08:29Then make time.

01:08:30There's a tradition at Lehman.

01:08:33The boys share their toys.

01:08:36And I want to play with you.

01:08:37I don't want to be played with.

01:08:39If you play nice,

01:08:40I'll give your boyfriend the little job.

01:08:43The only reason why Noah made his bet

01:08:45was to get this job.

01:08:46Even if this guy is an asshole,

01:08:48I should hear him out.

01:08:50What do I have to do?

01:08:52Let me borrow you for the night.

01:08:54In your dreams, perv.

01:09:04Mia.

01:09:06You know where Jules is?

01:09:07You're still caught up on that skank?

01:09:10Maybe this outfit will change your mind.

01:09:12Mia.

01:09:13A lobotomy wouldn't make me change my mind about you.

01:09:16Get it through your head.

01:09:17I want to be with Jules.

01:09:19Why do you like her so much?

01:09:21I don't like her.

01:09:24I love her.

01:09:27You know,

01:09:28I feel sorry for you

01:09:30for falling in love with such a liar.

01:09:32You know she planted that sex tape, right?

01:09:34Yeah, well, she said she didn't.

01:09:36Found your girlfriend.

01:09:46If I do what you say,

01:09:50then you'll give Noah the straw.

01:09:51Yes.

01:09:52And it's the only way to get in.

01:09:54We only interviewed him

01:09:55as a favor to his mom.

01:09:57My company looks down on sex tapes.

01:10:00Wait.

01:10:02Now I know where I recognize you.

01:10:04Damn.

01:10:05You were great.

01:10:07Just one kiss.

01:10:08That's all it takes

01:10:09to get your boyfriend a little job.

01:10:11Don't play hard to get.

01:10:17Don't play hard to get.

01:10:25Get off her.

01:10:30Get off her.

01:10:31Let me have my fun.

01:10:33Then you can take your turn.

01:10:34If you don't leave her alone,

01:10:35I'm going to break your fingers.

01:10:37You wouldn't dare.

01:10:40You little shit.

01:10:41You'll never work for Lehman.

01:10:43Yeah, it looks like I dodged a bullet there

01:10:44because I would rather fuck a literal cheese grater

01:10:46than work with any of you pervs at Lehman.

01:10:48You'll be hearing from my lawyer about my hand.

01:10:52You want to mess with me?

01:10:53You want to mess with me?

01:10:53Yeah, why don't you sue me

01:10:54and we'll let all the papers know

01:10:56that you're a sleazy dirtbag

01:10:57who's chasing young girls around.

01:10:59You know, I bet your wife would love to hear about this.

01:11:01Please, don't tell my wife.

01:11:03Get out of my face, old man.

01:11:14How could you do that to me, Jules?

01:11:17How could you do that to me, Jules?

01:11:19It wasn't what it looked like.

01:11:20Don't lie to me.

01:11:22I saw you kissing back.

01:11:28I should be the one that's mad.

01:11:29You made a bet with Emmett about our relationship.

01:11:32You were getting money out of the deal,

01:11:34so why does it matter?

01:11:37Tell him that he's a good kisser

01:11:38and you want him right now.

01:11:40Tell him you love him.

01:11:42It matters because it makes it clear

01:11:44that you're an arrogant asshole.

01:11:53You're fired.

01:11:55Get out of my house.

01:11:59You're gone for good, bitch.

01:12:14You never belonged with us.

01:12:16And now, it's your turn to go.

01:12:20I played you and I won.

01:12:22This has nothing to do with you.

01:12:26Oh, honey.

01:12:27This has everything to do with me.

01:12:33I planted the camera in your room.

01:12:37And then, I got the sex tape of you and Noah.

01:12:40And then, I uploaded it for everyone to see.

01:12:44You thought you were better than me.

01:12:50But I always win.

01:12:53All I fucking do is win.

01:13:00A miserable bitch like you will never win.

01:13:03Mom, I saved the house.

01:13:15It's too late.

01:13:22Maybe we can call the bank

01:13:23and figure something out.

01:13:25Someone bought it out from under us

01:13:27just this morning.

01:13:28That's what happens

01:13:29when you lose sight of your goal.

01:13:31You lose everything.

01:13:32Oh, God.

01:13:45Can I help you?

01:13:46What are you doing in that uniform?

01:13:49My dad cut me off

01:13:50after I lost an Andrew Lehman internship.

01:13:53I guess he paid a lot of money

01:13:54to give me that job, so...

01:13:57Did you do anything?

01:14:02I have a big tip for you.

01:14:08Seriously?

01:14:11Smile more.

01:14:19This money feels dirty.

01:14:20I never want to see this check again.

01:14:22Miss me?

01:14:33Miss me?

01:14:37Miss me?

01:14:46Get lost.

01:14:46I deserve that.

01:14:51Look, I wrote us up a new contract, all right?

01:14:53And I think you'll really like it.

01:14:59Is this the deed to my house?

01:15:01Yeah.

01:15:02This morning, I bought it.

01:15:05You bought my house from under us?

01:15:07Look at the name on the title.

01:15:08Oh, my God.

01:15:13You put it under my name.

01:15:15It's yours, Jules.

01:15:17It's all yours.

01:15:18But...

01:15:19I am only giving it to you under one condition.

01:15:23Another condition?

01:15:25What, do you want me to be your fake girlfriend again?

01:15:28Sleep with your boss?

01:15:29Drug your mom?

01:15:30No.

01:15:30But I would like you to meet me at the summer house tonight.

01:15:41At 8 p.m.

01:15:43And I want you to wear this.

01:15:56What are you doing here?

01:15:58Noah told me to come.

01:16:00Really?

01:16:01Oh, how pathetic.

01:16:03Noah's throwing me an engagement party.

01:16:07He's proposing to you?

01:16:09When did you two get back together?

01:16:11Well, it's not official yet.

01:16:13But he invited me here to pop the big question in front of everyone.

01:16:17And even an idiot like you would know that he's proposing.

01:16:20I guess after spending the entire summer being bored to death by you,

01:16:24Noah decided it was time to be with the best.

01:16:28Mia!

01:16:29Jules!

01:16:29I am so happy that both of you were here.

01:16:32Why did you invite me here?

01:16:34To watch you propose to Mia?

01:16:36Propose?

01:16:37Who said anything about proposing to you?

01:16:39Oh, please.

01:16:40Oh, please.

01:16:40The big question.

01:16:42Yeah, I do have a big question.

01:16:45Mia, why did you plant that sex tape of Jules and I?

01:16:47Uh, how did you know about that?

01:16:52Well, because I made a huge mistake.

01:16:54And when you were leaving the summer house, I heard you're in Jules' fight.

01:16:57You know, the one where you told her that you planted the sex tape in our room.

01:17:00Okay.

01:17:01Okay.

01:17:02Fine.

01:17:03Yeah.

01:17:03I planted the camera and I uploaded the video to the internet, but I just wanted to watch

01:17:08your relationship blow up in all your faces.

01:17:10What are you going to do?

01:17:12Arrest me?

01:17:12Actually, that's my job.

01:17:14Oh, hi.

01:17:14Mia Matthews, you're under arrest for revenge porn.

01:17:17What?

01:17:17You're not actually doing this, are you?

01:17:19These are not what they're for.

01:17:20Call my dad!

01:17:22Oh, daddy!

01:17:23Bye, ma'am.

01:17:26If you invited me here to watch that, I appreciate it.

01:17:31That's not why I invited you here.

01:17:36Everybody!

01:17:38What is he doing?

01:17:43I have invited you all here so I can share my secrets.

01:17:47And here are my secrets.

01:17:52I scream when I see spiders.

01:17:55I do.

01:17:56And I crashed my car on Santa Monica Boulevard and I was so scared I just left it there.

01:18:03And I cannot tell my left from my right.

01:18:05Noah, what are you doing?

01:18:06You look like a crazy person.

01:18:08And I have one more secret.

01:18:11Jules, I am stupidly in love with you.

01:18:17And I want to make it official, Jules.

01:18:19Right here in front of everybody.

01:18:21I want everyone to know what you are to me.

01:18:28Jules, why did you reject me in front of everybody?

01:18:31I didn't.

01:18:32I just don't want everyone to know our business.

01:18:35Jules, do you want to be my girlfriend?

01:18:36Of course I do.

01:18:47Now, let's party.

01:18:48Okay.

01:18:49All I do is ripple and leave it.

01:18:53I can't keep track.

01:18:54I just up the stuff that made me mad.

01:18:56I up the text.

01:18:57I'm too far going in my bag.

01:18:58I'm never...

01:18:59I'm just going to watch it.

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