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A Canadian_sex_comedy in the tradition of "Police Academy".
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Transcript
00:00:00100 years of the Queen
00:00:02Al Mata
00:00:05He's been so hurt
00:00:07You are not my to-do
00:00:09You are라는 people
00:00:11She is a great person
00:00:13You are not my to-do
00:00:15You are not my to-do
00:00:17You are not my to-do
00:00:19You are not my to-do
00:00:21You are not my to-do
00:00:22You are my to-do
00:00:24You are my to-do
00:00:26You are my to-do
00:00:28Oh, my God.
00:00:58Oh, my God.
00:01:28Oh, my God.
00:01:57Oh, my God.
00:02:27Oh, my God.
00:02:57Oh, my God.
00:02:59Oh, my God.
00:03:27Oh, my God.
00:03:29Oh, my God.
00:03:33Oh, my God.
00:03:35Oh, my God.
00:03:37Oh, my God.
00:03:39Oh, my God.
00:03:41Oh, my God.
00:03:43Oh, my God.
00:03:45Oh, my God.
00:03:47Oh, my God.
00:03:49Oh, my God.
00:03:51Oh, my God.
00:03:57Oh, my God.
00:03:59Oh, my God.
00:04:01Oh, my God.
00:04:03Oh, my God.
00:04:05Oh, my God.
00:04:07Oh, my God.
00:04:09Oh, my God.
00:04:11Oh, my God.
00:04:13Oh, my God.
00:04:15Oh, my God.
00:04:17we seem to have misplaced Larry the Lobster just now perhaps you will do the
00:04:23honors my dear my friends I give you the spirit of clam coal
00:04:47captain you can't turn civilians into motorcycle police in just two weeks my
00:04:58Capitan what will we do the mayor has insisted that they be ready to escort the
00:05:02governor listen carefully both of you when the governor comes to present the
00:05:07mayor with a big fat check for the highway suppose something should happen to
00:05:11him like an assassination attempt sir I said attempt Stomal no harm will come to
00:05:18him but if these civilian recruits guarding the governor should be complete
00:05:22screw-ups they'll make a mess of defending them right
00:05:25your whole my Capitan and who would be blamed if the mayor's own personal squad
00:05:30screwed up he's honored a mayor then the mayor will have to resign and someone
00:05:35will have to take his place and that someone will be me but sir what if the
00:05:41recruits do a good job of protecting the governor that's why we have to find
00:05:45the most inept incompetent stupid bozos in the entire town and recruit them onto
00:05:50the force but gee sir where are we gonna find people like that we can start with
00:05:56your family
00:05:58are you the sexy lady say something buddy sexy lady and she rides like a dream hey who the hell are you anyways
00:06:25scrub a double boat cleaners I'm here to clean a sexy lady oh the ladies
00:06:30tomorrow this one the virgin yeah this is the yacht virgin and you can start on the
00:06:35upper duck how about I uh strip off her bottom looks like she'd love a good rub
00:06:41listen to me a little toad oh okay I'll concentrate on your top
00:06:47sheesh what a bunch
00:06:49thumbs up
00:06:58and
00:07:02Why, you little pervert, I'll kill you!
00:07:32Holy shit, that's what I call a fine-looking double scoop.
00:07:36I think I found a couple of flavors we haven't tried yet, man.
00:07:39This could be it.
00:07:41Well, let's go get them.
00:07:47Hey, come on, man, give me a hand with a sign.
00:08:02Ladies, here I come.
00:08:10Ladies, you better come with me.
00:08:11Get lost! What are you, some kind of weirdo?
00:08:13I'm with Medic Alert Team.
00:08:15Looks like an ice cream truck to me.
00:08:17Ladies, this is a cold-red emergency.
00:08:19Do you realize that right now your bodies are being bombarded
00:08:22by dangerous gamma beams emanating from the ozone cathodes in the hemisphere?
00:08:26See this?
00:08:27This is a direct order from the governor.
00:08:30I'm gonna have to examine you all for mesomorphic plutomic syndrome.
00:08:33Sure.
00:08:34Well, maybe you'd like to mix a chocolate sundae while you're at it.
00:08:36Help me!
00:08:37Oh, help me, please!
00:08:39I'm turning back!
00:08:41Oh, God!
00:08:42Help me!
00:08:43Oh, brother.
00:08:44Quick, give me a hand!
00:08:48Oh, God!
00:08:49If I could make...
00:08:52Definitely Megamorphic Atomic Syndrome.
00:08:54I thought you said Mesomorphic Atomic Syndrome.
00:08:57No time to argue over a diagnosis.
00:08:59Oh, I think I'm dying!
00:09:02Oh, jeez.
00:09:03The lips.
00:09:04That skin.
00:09:06Those breasts.
00:09:08It's definitely the syndrome.
00:09:10Undo your top.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:12What?
00:09:13Start massaging ice cream now.
00:09:15Oh, my God!
00:09:16They never showed us anything like this in medical school.
00:09:20Guten Tag Herr Doktor.
00:09:22Hey, officer!
00:09:23Slip out of your tunic.
00:09:24I'll be with you in a minute.
00:09:28I told you it wouldn't work.
00:09:30Just a little bad luck, man.
00:09:32In one chance in a thousand a cop would be there.
00:09:34How come we always get screwed on you one chance in a thousand?
00:09:37Quiet, man.
00:09:38I don't want to excite the weirdo next to me.
00:09:41I'm not a weirdo, buddy.
00:09:43Hey, man.
00:09:44I don't talk to fish.
00:09:46Actually, lobsters aren't fish.
00:09:48Who asked you, bone bag?
00:09:50Look, we're stuck here with each other, right?
00:09:52So we may as well be friends.
00:09:54My name's Steve Gorman.
00:09:56I'm for desecrating a public monument.
00:09:58Mike Badowski.
00:09:59Impersonating a doctor.
00:10:00Winston Ridgecliff III.
00:10:01Impersonating a black man.
00:10:02Howie Gluckstein.
00:10:03Break and enter.
00:10:04Gross indecency.
00:10:05Attempted murder.
00:10:06Sexual assault with intent to rape.
00:10:09Do you think they'll keep me in jail for this?
00:10:10Hey, man.
00:10:11I sure hope so, you geek.
00:10:12I hope they throw away the key, man.
00:10:13Recruit Candidly.
00:10:14Hey, what's going on out there?
00:10:15Let's go check it out.
00:10:16They want us to stay right here.
00:10:17Come on.
00:10:18Please join the blind blue outlast.
00:10:22.
00:10:27Come on.
00:10:28I don't know.
00:10:42I don't know, I don't sign up.
00:10:43name murphy mike it's all there sir master's degree in criminology black belt and karate
00:10:53olympic medal sharpshooting sharpshooting yes sir well hellfella you're just the kind of man
00:10:58just a minute what metal was it silver sir silver my grandmother's a silver but i was
00:11:03only one point away from gold i swear one point too many come on agitate the pavement get out of
00:11:08it captain one point shut up next qualifications
00:11:13you slime bag bum you would you go lay yourself in the gutter this is official business here
00:11:26easy sign them up sign them what you heard me sign them up no thanks
00:11:31next
00:11:36got a position for me stonewall
00:11:44i'm sure nothing you haven't tried brazil get lost sign her up
00:11:54next
00:12:00excuse me um i don't have any experience and i'm a bit scared of guns but i was wondering if i could
00:12:06be a cop okay it's fine with me okay with you yeah sign them up sure next
00:12:12my name is clinton i want to join the force
00:12:19movie house is down the road clint go get some popcorn i said i want to join the force yeah how
00:12:27about this force not clint how about if i force us down your cranium pond scum
00:12:31yeah sign them up thanks a lot man thank you very much you won't be sorry thank you guys you'll be good
00:12:42that's the mayor's daughter i want to be a cop you you want to be a cop great so tell me about
00:12:54your qualifications i love leather good
00:13:01good
00:13:05good
00:13:06good
00:13:10good
00:13:11good
00:13:13good
00:13:14good
00:13:15good
00:13:17good
00:13:18good
00:13:19good
00:13:20good
00:13:21good
00:13:22good
00:13:23good
00:13:24good
00:13:29good
00:13:30good
00:13:30thank you
00:13:31nice hand writing
00:13:32hey man can you believe these losers and they're gonna be cops
00:13:36we need about three or four more but mine capitans these were the only ones who could meet the
00:13:42qualifications
00:13:44what about those four guys over there but they are nothing but common criminals
00:13:50don't worry about us we're just taking our lobster for a walk
00:13:53exactly what this troop needs
00:13:57snowmall
00:13:59snowmall grab him
00:14:00sir
00:14:01hey you up here
00:14:02come on up let's go this way come on get him on your feet let's go come on let's go right away
00:14:08come on here we go hey sir please i don't want to die
00:14:11i have allergy to guns
00:14:14yeah yeah me too with me it's nerves
00:14:16all right shut up
00:14:18all right sergeant you give these jerks permission to leave the police station
00:14:21no sir
00:14:22i didn't think so
00:14:23well we add on attempting to escape
00:14:25resisting arrest to the charges
00:14:27what will they get
00:14:29five years maybe sir
00:14:30five years
00:14:31and for you midget
00:14:32on the other hand if they decide to join the police force
00:14:37things might go a little bit easier on them
00:14:40it's amazing
00:14:41my allergies have just cleared right up
00:14:43mine too
00:14:45great god
00:14:46why i'm cured at last
00:14:49all right sergeant sign these monkeys up let's go
00:14:52listen up
00:14:54listen up scum heads
00:14:56my name is master sergeant stonewall
00:14:59this is sergeant shickle gruba
00:15:01together we have two weeks to teach you morons to walk talk and act like motorcycle officers
00:15:14at the end of that period you might and i repeat might have the opportunity to escort our governor
00:15:20gosh and golly i'm so excited i could just fall to pieces
00:15:23name
00:15:27steve gorman serge
00:15:28gorman
00:15:29i don't like smart ass remarks
00:15:32if you ever get smart with me again
00:15:36i will kick your little shellfish ass
00:15:39so hard
00:15:41you'll be farting from your mouth
00:15:43understand
00:15:45yes sir
00:15:46yes sergeant
00:15:48yes sergeant
00:15:49much
00:15:50much
00:15:51better
00:15:53gorman
00:15:54sergeant shickle gruba
00:15:58issue these aliens
00:16:00the uniforms
00:16:01jawohl herr polizza wachtmeister
00:16:03whitencipes
00:16:06EIN FIGHT! EIN FIGHT! EIN FIGHT! EIN FIGHT!
00:16:28When are they gonna take our blood?
00:16:30There will be no drinking, no smoking, no late night carousing,
00:16:35and most of all, no women allowed in the dorms!
00:16:38Do you hear me?
00:16:39Excuse me, Sergeant.
00:16:41What is it, Badowski?
00:16:42Well, Sergeant, if there's no women allowed in the dorm,
00:16:44how are we gonna get laid?
00:16:45Laid?
00:16:48Laid!
00:16:49This is a police department, Badowski, not a summer camp.
00:16:52I suggest you get a hold of yourself, glamour boy.
00:16:56Thank you, Sergeant. I guess I'll have to.
00:16:59Oh, yes. If I catch you little morons so much as looking through that door,
00:17:04I will bust you so low, you'll be picking your noses with your peckers.
00:17:10Wake up, 5 a.m.
00:17:11Training starts tomorrow.
00:17:14Get some sleep, boys.
00:17:15I'd rather be in prison than stay here.
00:17:26Yeah, at least in prison you don't have to wear clothes like this.
00:17:28Hey, this isn't so bad.
00:17:30No? Give me one good reason why we shouldn't just take off.
00:17:33One good reason? I'll give you three.
00:17:35Check this out.
00:17:40Oh!
00:17:42You've convinced me.
00:17:50Oh, uh, baby, let me help you with your bags.
00:17:52You know, since we're gonna be training together,
00:17:54maybe we should get to know each other better.
00:17:57What do you say, Mama?
00:18:07Fuck!
00:18:13Well, well, well.
00:18:15I guess we're gonna be roommates.
00:18:23Seems like we're gonna have to share the bed.
00:18:27Boy, am I tired.
00:18:30Hmm.
00:18:31You look a little tired, too.
00:18:33Why don't you retire early tonight?
00:18:35Okay, sugar.
00:18:37Ow.
00:18:38Bye right back.
00:18:41Make yourself really comfortable.
00:18:44That's it.
00:18:48I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:18:49Oh, yeah.
00:18:50I'll be right back.
00:18:52Oh, baby.
00:18:54All right, baby.
00:19:05Hey, excuse me.
00:19:06I seem to have forgotten my soap,
00:19:08and I was wondering if I could borrow yours.
00:19:10Oh!
00:19:11Oh!
00:19:12Oh!
00:19:13Oh, oh!
00:19:14Oh!
00:19:15Oh!
00:19:16Oh!
00:19:17Oh!
00:19:18Oh!
00:19:19Oh!
00:19:20Oh!
00:19:21Oh!
00:19:22Oh!
00:19:23Oh!
00:19:24Oh!
00:19:25Oh!
00:19:26Oh!
00:19:27Oh!
00:19:28Oh!
00:19:29Oh!
00:19:30Oh!
00:19:31Oh!
00:19:32Oh!
00:19:33Oh!
00:19:34Oh!
00:19:35No!
00:19:38Hey!
00:19:39I'll scrub your back if you scrub mine.
00:20:02Oh, baby.
00:20:05You're sick bastard.
00:20:10Oh!
00:20:12Oh!
00:20:13Oh!
00:20:14Oh!
00:20:15Oh!
00:20:16Oh!
00:20:17Oh!
00:20:18Oh!
00:20:19Oh!
00:20:20Oh!
00:20:21Oh!
00:20:26Oh!
00:20:27Oh!
00:20:28Oh!
00:20:29It's mine!
00:20:35Baxter, you slay-buckers!
00:20:37I want to see those legs murky!
00:20:40You know, that wasn't very nice, what you did, girl.
00:20:42So tell me, what's he like in bed?
00:20:43I wouldn't know.
00:20:44You know, he made me clean the whole gym floor with my tongue last night.
00:20:47At least it got some exercise.
00:20:50I'm sorry about what happened last night,
00:20:51and I'll understand if you never want to talk to me again,
00:20:54but since we are working together, I think we still should be friends.
00:20:57I don't know.
00:20:59Oh, maybe.
00:21:00Great. How do you feel about sex between friends?
00:21:23I've got to lie down.
00:21:26That makes two of us.
00:21:29Let's go.
00:21:36Hurry up, before they see us.
00:21:39Get your clothes off.
00:21:40No, Mike, not here.
00:21:42Go, fuck.
00:21:52Go, fuck.
00:22:06getting tired bratwurst maybe you need a little help getting it up good again
00:22:36I know
00:22:39oh
00:22:41oh
00:22:43oh
00:22:45oh
00:22:47oh
00:22:49oh
00:22:51oh
00:22:53oh
00:22:57oh
00:22:59oh
00:23:01oh
00:23:06How much did we get?
00:23:18Shit, he's got that in here.
00:23:19Let's get some credit cards.
00:23:20Hold it right there.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:24Now put your arms up.
00:23:26Higher.
00:23:27Higher.
00:23:28That's it.
00:23:30Okay, I'll put the handcuffs on.
00:23:31Wait a minute.
00:23:32Take your pants off first.
00:23:34Spread your legs.
00:23:37Come on.
00:23:38Come on.
00:23:39Take your pants off.
00:23:43All right.
00:23:45Up and down.
00:23:46Up and down.
00:23:48Up and down.
00:23:50Harder.
00:23:51Harder.
00:23:54Faster.
00:23:56Faster.
00:23:59Harder.
00:24:00Faster.
00:24:01She did what in a cruiser?
00:24:06Sir, actually, that's not all.
00:24:09You know, we're going to have to glue this Bagley girl's uniform right on her.
00:24:12Captain, about the uniforms.
00:24:14What?
00:24:14What is it?
00:24:17I'm going to go back to my office for five minutes.
00:24:20When I get back, this picture better be different.
00:24:24Yes, sir.
00:24:26When cleaning the guns, we first remove the bullets.
00:24:30So, the guns are empty.
00:24:32Yes, sergeant.
00:24:33Yes, sergeant.
00:24:35I'm sorry.
00:24:36Sorry.
00:24:36I'm sorry.
00:24:43Squeeze the trigger gently.
00:24:46Relax and concentrate on the target.
00:24:49Now, pick up your guns.
00:24:52Aim them.
00:24:53Slowly.
00:24:55And fire.
00:24:56Yahoo!
00:25:21Sarge, we're all out of bullets up there.
00:25:24Can we have some more?
00:25:24Perhaps we work on something a little more peaceful, yeah?
00:25:33Freeze! Police!
00:25:35All right, buddy, you're under arrest.
00:25:40Don't cop! What if he is concealing a weapon?
00:25:43All days before putting your gun away, feel for a bulge in his clothing, understand?
00:25:50All right, buddy, you're under arrest. Let's go.
00:25:55Up against the fence. Spread your legs.
00:26:04I can feel it. He's got a gun in his pants.
00:26:09All right, turn around.
00:26:12Now, I want you to take it out nice and slow and put it on the table.
00:26:18I'm afraid it won't reach.
00:26:20Don't get smart with me. Just take it out.
00:26:23Okay, you asked for it.
00:26:28My God.
00:26:32Is that a permit for that thing?
00:26:34I heard about the stunt you pulled today in gun training, Mbowski.
00:26:42That was very funny.
00:26:43Thanks, sir.
00:26:44Shut up!
00:26:45Now, you guys have been itching my balls since you got here.
00:26:51Now, I'm going to teach you a lesson.
00:26:53You see these pieces of shit bikes behind you?
00:26:56They have not been used in 12 years.
00:27:00I want you to scrub them up and make them shine.
00:27:04Just like new.
00:27:06All ten of them.
00:27:07Oh, and when you finish, I want you to clean this here garage and make it spotless.
00:27:14Have a good day, guys.
00:27:16And night.
00:27:17I think this guy is one grade A asshole.
00:27:23Gotta get back at this guy.
00:27:25I got an idea.
00:27:28Check it out.
00:27:29Come here, guys.
00:27:31Stonewall's bike.
00:27:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:27:34I got to scrub them up.
00:27:36Listen up!
00:27:38Okay, geniuses.
00:27:40This is a motorcycle.
00:27:43This is not a toy.
00:27:45This is a highly sophisticated piece of machinery.
00:27:48Now, can anyone tell me what kind of bike this is?
00:27:51It's a 214 turbocharged Yamaha Special 650.
00:27:54Well, I can see someone knows their motorcycles.
00:27:57It has dual throat fusion carbs, titanium pipes.
00:27:59Okay, that's enough, Thunderhead.
00:28:00It's not bad a little bike for cruising, but for pickup.
00:28:03Shut up when I'm talking to you!
00:28:06Now, most of you worms may think you already know how to ride a motorcycle, but you're wrong.
00:28:13I am the foremost motorcycle rider in this entire state, and I will now demonstrate to you how to properly ride a motorcycle.
00:28:20Let her rip, asshole.
00:28:24Whoa!
00:28:26Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:28:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:28:31Ho!
00:28:33Ha, ha, ha!
00:28:35Ha-ha!
00:28:37Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:28:38Ha!
00:28:40Ha!
00:28:42Boom!
00:28:43Whoa!
00:28:44Want to go?
00:28:45Ha!
00:28:46Ha, ha, ha!
00:28:47all right sergeant it's all up to you these recruits have to be ready for the governor in
00:29:11less than a week said he'll be ready my captain all right i want you to take him on in traffic
00:29:15details see how they fare in real life situations and by the way uh did you get the motorbikes
00:29:19working yeah all right teach him how to ride then oh does it hurt stonewall good
00:29:45uh
00:29:47uh
00:29:52uh
00:29:54uh
00:29:56uh
00:29:58uh
00:30:00uh
00:30:04uh
00:30:07uh
00:30:11uh
00:30:13uh
00:30:19uh
00:30:26uh
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00:30:32uh
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00:30:39uh
00:30:41uh
00:30:47uh
00:30:49uh
00:30:50uh
00:31:03okay
00:31:04so what's next perhaps
00:31:06he leaves the bikes for today
00:31:16Now we are going to look at some of the days a police officer deals with traffic problems on foot.
00:31:22So, um, why won't you go out with me?
00:31:25Because you're lazy, irresponsible, and a sexual pervert.
00:31:31So what's your point?
00:31:32Ah, here we have a typical situation. That man is planning to Javok.
00:31:37Now, how to deal with this violation?
00:31:41Maybe I could be of some assistance, Sarge.
00:31:48Good. Clint, go ahead.
00:32:00Himmler and Gurbos, you moron! You don't kill Javokers!
00:32:05I wasn't trying to kill him, Sarge. I was just trying to fire a few warning rounds into his legs.
00:32:10You know, Susan, I really like you a lot. And, you know, I'd like to get to know you better.
00:32:16Spend some time with you.
00:32:18All right, Steve. I'll go out with you.
00:32:21Great! Michael's right. That sincerity shit really works.
00:32:25Ooh!
00:32:27They're doing just fine.
00:32:29All right.
00:32:32I'll talk to you later, Mayor. Thank you. Goodbye, sir.
00:32:35What a gearbox.
00:32:37What's the problem, Captain?
00:32:38He wants those idiots on the highway unsupervised.
00:32:42What? I mean, after what they did today?
00:32:44Wait a minute. This will be perfect.
00:32:47Don't you see? The more they screw up, the more the mayor will be blamed.
00:32:50It's perfect. They're doing better than we even hoped for.
00:32:52In fact, tonight, I want you to give them the night off.
00:32:55And put them on traffic detail tomorrow.
00:32:56Captain, I... I... I... I don't think there would...
00:32:59Exactly. You don't think. I don't want you to think. I just want you to do.
00:33:03And I told you to go give them the night off. Now go and do it!
00:33:06Yes, Captain. Oh!
00:33:08Oh, idiot.
00:33:12Ouch!
00:33:14Steve, do we have to walk so fast?
00:33:16Just stay behind me. We're almost there.
00:33:18Oh, boy. When you said you found an out-of-the-way spot,
00:33:20I didn't think we'd have to, like, um, bushwalk to get there.
00:33:25You know what I mean?
00:33:26Believe me, it's very romantic.
00:33:28Mm-hmm. What's the specialty of the house? Acorns?
00:33:32Do me a favor. Close your eyes.
00:33:34Oh, Steve, I can't see anything anyway.
00:33:37Just close them, okay?
00:33:43And no peeking.
00:33:45You better not be doing anything perverted.
00:33:50Okay, you can open them now.
00:33:54My God, that's beautiful!
00:33:57You didn't do that for me, did you?
00:34:03Diner for two, mademoiselle.
00:34:07I'm telling you, I'm tired of getting all these women for you, all right?
00:34:11Now, we're gonna get some bloomed hands, man.
00:34:15Hey, man, look at this.
00:34:17Hey, did you see that? What?
00:34:18Hey, they just threw a guy out of his own bar, man.
00:34:20So what, man? You almost made me spill my goddamn beer.
00:34:22Come on, we're going in there.
00:34:23Listen, Mr. Doc Gable.
00:34:24It's a country and western bar, man.
00:34:25If you go in there, we're gonna have to surgically remove a cowboy boot from your asshole.
00:34:28You saw 48 hours.
00:34:29If Eddie Murphy can do it, so can I.
00:34:30100 bucks says you don't last five minutes.
00:34:31Ha, ha, ha, you're on, baby.
00:34:32Woo!
00:34:33Woo!
00:34:34Woo!
00:34:35Woo!
00:34:36Woo!
00:34:37Woo!
00:34:38Woo!
00:34:39Woo!
00:34:40Woo!
00:34:41Woo!
00:34:42Woo!
00:34:43Woo!
00:34:44Woo!
00:34:45Woo!
00:34:46Woo!
00:34:47Woo!
00:34:48Woo!
00:34:49Woo!
00:34:50Woo!
00:34:51Woo!
00:34:52Woo!
00:34:53Woo!
00:34:54Woo!
00:34:55Woo!
00:34:56Woo!
00:34:57Woo!
00:34:58Woo!
00:34:59Woo!
00:35:00Woo!
00:35:01Woo!
00:35:02Woo!
00:35:03Woo!
00:35:04Woo!
00:35:05Woo!
00:35:06Woo!
00:35:07My man, can I have a black Russian, please?
00:35:11What'd you say, boy?
00:35:13I would like to have a black Russian.
00:35:16Don't know there are no blacks in Russia.
00:35:20Maybe we should give him a chocolate milk and stand.
00:35:23I don't think you heard me.
00:35:25I said that I would like to have a black Russian.
00:35:28I don't know, Colin, how to make that drink.
00:35:31Do you, Billy Bob?
00:35:32Well, I think you take an ounce of vodka, some crushed ice, and just squeeze his head into a glass.
00:35:38Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:35:39Sad city is funny, guys.
00:35:41Ha, ha, ha!
00:35:42Ha, ha!
00:35:43Swing my head into a glass.
00:35:44Ha, ha, ha!
00:35:51You don't realize that you're talking to a police officer.
00:35:56Ha, ha!
00:35:57Ha, ha!
00:35:58What you gonna do, officer?
00:35:59Poke a saw with your little old stick?
00:36:02I'm going to arrest your monkey ass.
00:36:05In order to say, boys, I say we squeeze his arms off and use him for a swizzle stick.
00:36:09Hey, maybe I should get your bullwhip, Billy Bob.
00:36:12Better yet, let's chop his arms off and feed him to the old hogs.
00:36:17You think that I'm a police officer.
00:36:21I have this rare mental disease that makes me think I'm a lot of different people.
00:36:27You wouldn't hurt a sick person, would you?
00:36:31Get him, boys.
00:36:32You're doing great, partner. Keep it up.
00:36:42Buddy, is here your partner?
00:36:44Yeah, that's right. Why?
00:36:52All right.
00:36:57You okay?
00:36:59I think so.
00:37:00Give me the hundred bucks.
00:37:02Get your hand off of there, you disgusting animal!
00:37:19You don't understand?
00:37:20I understand perfectly, Val.
00:37:23Do you know what I do with little boys who play with themselves?
00:37:29I wasn't, I swear.
00:37:30I was just getting it ready for shooting practice.
00:37:32Oh, were you?
00:37:34Then, uh, maybe you need a little help and finding the target, yeah?
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:39I don't know.
00:37:39I don't know.
00:37:58Yeah.
00:37:59Okay.
00:38:00Bye.
00:38:01I'm not trying to knock first.
00:38:12You are like steel.
00:38:14Oh, God.
00:38:31Well, well, well.
00:38:39But isn't Larry the lobster?
00:38:41Hi, guys.
00:38:43Nice night for a ride, isn't it?
00:38:45That's just exactly what we had in mind.
00:38:48Isn't it time we should be going, dear?
00:38:51That's right, Tommy.
00:38:52That's our son.
00:38:53He'll worry, right, Steve?
00:38:54He's a Green Beret.
00:38:56Tough little mother.
00:38:57He's probably looking for us right now.
00:38:59Your husband sure has a thing for doing it in public.
00:39:01Doesn't he?
00:39:02Last time we saw him, he had eight legs wrapped around the mayor's hot little daughter.
00:39:07That was you?
00:39:08Gosh, if we said something we shouldn't have said, tell you what, why don't you hop on and we'll discuss it over some dinner.
00:39:16Let's go, baby.
00:39:17We don't want to make him late for a snack now, do we?
00:39:20No!
00:39:23Come with me, darling.
00:39:31So after your husband and I fight to the death, I thought you wouldn't mind if the rest of the guys had a little fun with you.
00:39:45Hey, I know.
00:39:48We could take you out to the desert, cover your body with paint remover and drag you behind our bikes for a while.
00:39:57Hey, you said we could saw off their legs and make them crawl through a pit of tarantulas.
00:40:01I didn't say that.
00:40:07What do you think I am?
00:40:08Sick?
00:40:09You did.
00:40:10Did not.
00:40:11You did too.
00:40:11Did not.
00:40:12You did.
00:40:13Did not.
00:40:13You did.
00:40:14Did not.
00:40:14Did.
00:40:15Did not.
00:40:15Did.
00:40:16Did.
00:40:16Did not.
00:40:30You did.
00:40:31I did not.
00:40:32You did.
00:40:33Did not.
00:40:34Did.
00:40:34Did not.
00:40:35Did.
00:40:36Did not.
00:40:37I know what you're thinking.
00:41:07You're thinking, did I fire all six rounds or only five?
00:41:13Feeling lucky, punk?
00:41:15It was six. You fired all six shots.
00:41:18It sounded like five because two were so close together.
00:41:21What are you talking about?
00:41:22You're right. I found a six bullet hole.
00:41:24Little devil was jammed right in the window, sir.
00:41:28It comes empty, all right.
00:41:30He's kidding. It's just like in the movies.
00:41:32I always save one for the end.
00:41:34You know, you look good in Mustard.
00:41:35There they go.
00:41:37Well, I hear we all had quite a time last night.
00:41:55Disorderly conduct, public nudity,
00:41:59firing weapons without regard to public safety.
00:42:02I could fire all of you right now, but I'm not going to.
00:42:07I'm going to give you another chance.
00:42:09Why? Because I'm soft-hearted.
00:42:12Today, you will have one more chance to prove yourselves.
00:42:15You are all going on totally unsupervised traffic control.
00:42:31Hey, man, you want to drag?
00:42:32Kidding.
00:42:33Kidding.
00:42:41This is a big chance, man.
00:42:56We can earn a couple of easy bills and get ourselves kicked off of the police force.
00:43:01What's the game plan?
00:43:02Hey, man, just watch.
00:43:03License, officer, I didn't do anything illegal.
00:43:18You made a right turn on a two-way street.
00:43:20That's 50 bucks, buddy.
00:43:22What's illegal about making a right-hand turn on a two-way street?
00:43:25Stanley.
00:43:26It's Tuesday.
00:43:28It was a Tuesday just like this when it happened.
00:43:30A little girl, maybe you know the kind that I mean.
00:43:33We have a daughter of our own.
00:43:35She was playing with the ball.
00:43:36She didn't see it.
00:43:39How could she?
00:43:41She was blind.
00:43:43And what was she doing playing with the ball?
00:43:44Stanley.
00:43:45Carl made a right turn.
00:43:48Didn't even see it.
00:43:51She would have made such a great little break dancer.
00:43:55I swear I was her father.
00:43:57Oh, my God.
00:43:58I'm sorry I didn't know.
00:44:01Forget about the ticket.
00:44:03It's not even on the books.
00:44:04It's just that...
00:44:06Go on.
00:44:07Well, it's just that every dollar goes towards the Wilfred P. Quimsucker School for Blind Breakdancers.
00:44:12Oh, Stanley.
00:44:15Give us money.
00:44:16Did you say $50, officer?
00:44:19I couldn't.
00:44:20Here's $100.
00:44:23God bless you, sir.
00:44:25God bless you, sir.
00:44:31Get the money and run.
00:44:34All right.
00:44:34Gennaro.
00:44:35Ow!
00:44:56Are you a drink dropper, buddy?
00:44:58Yes, officer.
00:44:59I am.
00:44:59I'm going to have to confiscate this bottle.
00:45:02Yeah, officer.
00:45:03Don't finish it.
00:45:04It's all I've got.
00:45:06Now, I'm going to let you go this time.
00:45:09Don't let it happen again.
00:45:15Hey, baby.
00:45:16Long time no see.
00:45:17Hey, do I know you?
00:45:19Yeah, the biblical says.
00:45:20Get it, sweet chips.
00:45:21Come on.
00:45:21Whip it out.
00:45:23Oh, gladly.
00:45:24Hey, you little junk.
00:45:25Licensed asshole.
00:45:27Hey, man.
00:45:28How can you expect people like me to take you citizen cops seriously?
00:45:31Man, look at you.
00:45:31You're a real whore.
00:45:33I guess you're right.
00:45:34So, uh, what did you have in mind, babe?
00:45:39All right.
00:45:40What about a little ride over to my place?
00:45:42It's going to cost you.
00:45:43How much?
00:45:45About 38 bucks.
00:45:47Cheap at twice the price.
00:45:49And about right for failure to stop.
00:45:56Your receipt.
00:46:02Hey, man.
00:46:05Talking about it.
00:46:06How do you expect me to...
00:46:07Is this what you want, scumbag?
00:46:10Should I book you for some?
00:46:11Or carve you a new one?
00:46:13Compliments of Brazil.
00:46:14Well, it's what that thing it is, man.
00:46:16I'm going.
00:46:17I'm going.
00:46:19You saw what I did back there?
00:46:39Now it's your turn.
00:46:40Remember, the secret is never let the other guy get the upper hand.
00:46:43No problem.
00:46:49I'm going.
00:46:50Okay, guys.
00:46:52See that intersection back there?
00:46:54You made an illegal right-hand turn.
00:46:55Now get out of the car.
00:47:01Hey, man.
00:47:01What's the problem, man?
00:47:03Hey, man.
00:47:03Hey, come on.
00:47:04Come on.
00:47:05Come on.
00:47:06Come on.
00:47:07Come on, guys.
00:47:07I'm a cop here.
00:47:08Now wait a minute.
00:47:08You don't know what you're doing here.
00:47:09Oh! Yeah!
00:47:15Okay, Winston.
00:47:17Now that I've got the upper hand,
00:47:19what the hell do I do with it?
00:47:33Setting up a speed trap, eh?
00:47:35Catching people unaware, eh?
00:47:37Mind your own business!
00:47:41Susan. Susan.
00:47:43I'm not speaking to you, okay?
00:47:45Come on.
00:47:47Tanya doesn't mean anything to me.
00:47:49It's just one of those things.
00:47:51I was gonna be just another one of those things, right?
00:47:55That's not what I meant.
00:47:57Go for it!
00:47:59What can I say?
00:48:01You're different.
00:48:03Fucker, I did it!
00:48:05Would you guys shut up?
00:48:07Hey, pardon me, officer!
00:48:11Anyways, it's not just that.
00:48:13I'm really serious about becoming a cop.
00:48:15And you're not serious about anything.
00:48:17I'm serious about you.
00:48:19Yeah?
00:48:21Doggy style!
00:48:23Doggy style!
00:48:25Doggy style!
00:48:27You bastards!
00:48:29What?
00:48:31Look, I can only be serious about you when you become serious about something else.
00:48:39Okay?
00:48:41Like, that makes lots of sense.
00:48:43Okay?
00:48:49Maybe we should hide the bikes.
00:48:51The cars are starting to slow down before we can even clock them.
00:48:55Okay, listen, this is the plan.
00:48:57From now on, we're only going after expensive looking cars.
00:49:00Oh, like that one.
00:49:01Yeah!
00:49:02Just like that one.
00:49:03Yeah, well, maybe I'll let you handle this one by yourself, okay?
00:49:06Okay, good buddy.
00:49:07You have a permit to park here?
00:49:19Well, hell, I ain't parking.
00:49:21What are you doing?
00:49:22Riding the wind currents, huh?
00:49:23Just waiting on my boys.
00:49:24Oh, the little tykes out there in the forest digging up roots for dinner, huh?
00:49:27Just rounding up my cattle.
00:49:29Well, Tex, I'm gonna have to write you up a ticket.
00:49:31This is gonna cost you.
00:49:32Hope you realize you're standing on my land.
00:49:35Of course, it's cheap if you pay now.
00:49:40I said you're standing on my land.
00:49:42And if you don't get off, I'm gonna have to tower and feather you like a chicken.
00:49:46Well, look who we have here, boys.
00:49:48The predator and your old friend Swizzlestick.
00:49:50Oh, Swizzlestick.
00:49:53Hi, guys.
00:49:54Tex here was just telling me we're all having chicken for dinner.
00:50:05No!
00:50:06Get over here!
00:50:07No!
00:50:08No!
00:50:13Over here.
00:50:14Give me that.
00:50:15Hey!
00:50:19Fantastic.
00:50:29Jake!
00:50:30Help me!
00:50:31Oh my god
00:51:02Is he dead? I don't know. Maybe we should give him mouth-to-mouth. What's the matter girls? Oh miss Grubachek
00:51:08This poor man was attacked by a shark stand back. I'll take care of this
00:51:31Okay, out of the car, buddy
00:51:55Gross indecency
00:51:57Soliciting causing public panic using a motorcycle for personal amusement sexual assault again
00:52:05Aiming your gun at a six-year-old and dressing like a frickin chicken
00:52:09Please I am gonna strike on you, but I won't I won't I won't you want to know why?
00:52:16chicken man because you like a serge?
00:52:18I'd like to see you all get diseases, but it's not up to me. Captain Magruder. He believes in you
00:52:29I don't know why he's a saint
00:52:32Tomorrow you're gonna escort the governor into clam cove
00:52:35Oh
00:52:39Now we have reason to believe that terrorists will be planning an assassination attempt on the governor
00:52:44So we have taken precautionary measures and you will
00:52:48be issued
00:52:50guns
00:52:53Sergeant
00:52:55Take over
00:52:57The governor will be arriving at precisely all nine hundred hours
00:53:03Foreman and Henderson will drive the limousine and meet the governor at the airport
00:53:07Magruder and Stone bulb will be on duty at the town hall awaiting our arrival
00:53:13Now are you really sure they are ready yet mayor the civilian traffic squad is the best thing to happen at Clam's Cove
00:53:20If I may say so an inspiration worthy of genius
00:53:24Well, thank you, Harry, but I'm still concerned
00:53:26Don't worry mayor everything is gonna go exactly as planned
00:53:30In fact, I can't wait to see the governor's face when he finds out it was your idea for the squad
00:53:34Hey, the governor's plane's been delayed
00:53:40How long?
00:53:41About an hour
00:53:42What are we gonna do for an hour?
00:53:48Steve, I'm not interested
00:53:49Steve
00:53:53Susan
00:53:54Hey, hey, hey, they're coming
00:53:56They're coming
00:53:57Schnell, everyone in to ask for information
00:54:00Salute the governor
00:54:02The idiots forgot to stop, move out
00:54:19Here we are, governor
00:54:44Oh, God, it's the governor
00:54:46Thank you, Michael
00:54:47That goddamned airplane
00:54:49Now, Charles
00:54:51Well, boy, what have you got to say for yourself?
00:55:00Uh, sorry, sir, it's entirely my fault
00:55:03Nonsense, that damn pilot
00:55:05Well, boy, what are you waiting for?
00:55:07I've got a speech to make
00:55:08And obey those traffic laws
00:55:10Yes, sir
00:55:10Captain, why couldn't we just use rifles?
00:55:32Rifles
00:55:33Because I need a big bang
00:55:35Guns here already
00:55:46Made with Zodiac
00:55:47Thanks for the commission
00:55:49Thank you
00:55:50Miss
00:55:51Miss
00:56:00Miss
00:56:00Miss
00:56:05Miss
00:56:06Miss
00:56:07Miss
00:56:09Miss
00:56:10Miss
00:56:12Miss
00:56:13Miss
00:56:13Miss
00:56:13Miss
00:56:15Miss
00:56:15Miss
00:56:16Welcome to Clam's Cove, Mr. Governor, sir.
00:56:32Hey, thanks, baby. How you doing, man?
00:56:35What?
00:56:36How's everyone doing? You all right?
00:56:37Thanks for the welcome. I love yous all.
00:56:39Thank you. That's my girls, man.
00:56:40You all want to talk to me about my girls later on.
00:56:42It's all right.
00:56:42This is my other girl here, and I got another girl here.
00:56:45I see there's lots of girls, right?
00:56:47And this is my main squeeze, and I think she's going to cost a little more.
00:56:50How you all doing? You all right?
00:56:51Come see me in a little while, and we'll all make business arrangements.
00:56:57That's not good.
00:57:03Hurry up.
00:57:05My dress is stuck.
00:57:07You're going too slowly, boy, and that can be just as dangerous as going too fast.
00:57:11Remember, safety first on the road.
00:57:14Yes, sir.
00:57:15Really challenged.
00:57:16We thought, at the very least, it would get a motorcycle escort.
00:57:23Where are they going?
00:57:24Not for them, you dumb cop and let's go!
00:57:35All right, all right.
00:57:36Here it comes.
00:57:36Stand by, Stonewall.
00:57:37Stand by.
00:57:40Boy, this is a convertible, I believe.
00:57:41Lower the top.
00:57:42Can't, sir.
00:57:43Security.
00:57:44Security be damned.
00:57:45I said lower the top.
00:57:46Damned insubordination.
00:57:48Here, dear.
00:57:48Here you go.
00:57:49Are you sure this is not going to hit anything, right?
00:58:12Sir, according to my calculations, should hit the window across the road.
00:58:17All right.
00:58:20That's great.
00:58:39That's great.
00:58:48Give me that. Give me that.
00:58:51We know how to pick them, huh?
00:58:53We know how to pick them.
00:58:55Goodbye, Mayor Begley.
00:59:09Protect the governor!
00:59:13Protect the vaccination!
00:59:15We're all gonna die!
00:59:28We've got to see the governor!
00:59:30We've got to see the governor!
00:59:39Stonewall and Gruden!
01:00:04All right, look alive, Stiffs.
01:00:09Well, you finally did it, didn't you?
01:00:13Our poor mayor had to resign, and all because of you.
01:00:17It wasn't our fault someone took a shot of the governor.
01:00:19Hey, hey, hey!
01:00:22I had faith in you, but you let me down.
01:00:25But it doesn't really matter anymore, does it?
01:00:28Because it's goodbye.
01:00:30What do you mean goodbye?
01:00:32You mean we're fired?
01:00:34Fired? Come on!
01:00:35You can't do that to us, man!
01:00:36What we've been through!
01:00:37Hey, put a lid on it! Shut up!
01:00:39Of course you're fired.
01:00:41You can't do this, Captain.
01:00:43I don't care what happens to myself,
01:00:45but the rest of these guys will work their guts out for you.
01:00:47Guts this, Gorman!
01:00:49You heard the captain.
01:00:50Get your stuff together and get out!
01:00:53By tomorrow morning.
01:00:55We should get some signs made up that say something like, uh, Magruder, uh, the people's choice.
01:01:16Yeah, that'd be good.
01:01:17The climate code ladies sing this song, Magruder, Magruder.
01:01:21You're dancing on the street, it'll be great.
01:01:26Happy time.
01:01:27What is it, my little piece of cheesecake?
01:01:29It's about the recruits.
01:01:31The recruits?
01:01:32What's about the recruits?
01:01:34Is there nothing we can do for them?
01:01:36After all, they did try.
01:01:39Do I detect a note of sensitivity?
01:01:44Could we not find them jobs?
01:01:46Jobs!
01:01:46Listen, both of you, when I am the mayor, I need a captain with an iron fist to rule this department.
01:01:54So instead of worrying about those stupid recruits, you two should be worried about who I'm going to pick for the job.
01:02:06In the meantime, I think we should have a party to kick off the election campaign.
01:02:10A beach party?
01:02:12Of course.
01:02:13A lot of wine, women, and lobster.
01:02:16Who wants a lobster?
01:02:18Look at these babies.
01:02:19Everybody, who wants one?
01:02:20How many?
01:02:22How many?
01:02:28Listen up, everybody.
01:02:31Sit down.
01:02:33Make them shut up.
01:02:36Attention!
01:02:42Sit down, everybody.
01:02:43Come on.
01:02:44Sit down.
01:02:45Here we go.
01:02:46Look alive.
01:02:46Look alive.
01:02:47Come on.
01:02:49When I'm elected mayor, everyone's going to get a big fat raise.
01:02:55Okay, a bigger raise.
01:03:03It's more light.
01:03:06And when I'm elected mayor, I don't feel good.
01:03:11I think I'm going to be sick.
01:03:12Where'd you get these lobsters?
01:03:23They were fresh, Captain.
01:03:24It must have been the pot.
01:03:26Well, some guys were dumping some stuff down by the water.
01:03:30I left one behind, so I took it and I washed it out.
01:03:32Hey, what are you going to do now, Brazil?
01:03:49What the hell do you think I'm going to do?
01:03:51Hey, come on.
01:03:52You can't go back to doing that now.
01:03:53Oh, yeah.
01:03:54And you're the big expert, right?
01:03:57You know, Suze, I kind of like being a cop.
01:04:00Yeah, me too.
01:04:01For the first time in my life, I felt like a somebody.
01:04:05Okay, would you mind passing me that bottle?
01:04:12So what are you going to do?
01:04:14I don't know.
01:04:15You know, if we could just find that assassin, we can get our jobs back.
01:04:19I told you, I saw them.
01:04:20But how?
01:04:21We don't even know what they look like.
01:04:22Magruder and Stonewall up on the roof.
01:04:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:04:25We'd just be wasting our time.
01:04:27Hey, nothing's going to get our jobs back.
01:04:29How come no one ever listens to me?
01:04:31Don't be so paranoid, Howie.
01:04:33Daddy.
01:04:45Take it easy, pumpkin.
01:04:46Recruits, we have a major crisis on our hands.
01:04:50The entire police force of Clams Cove is down with severe food poisoning.
01:04:54The word has hit the streets.
01:04:56Stores are being looted.
01:04:57Innocent people are being mugged by roving gangs.
01:04:59You're the only ones who can stop the criminal element from destroying our town.
01:05:04I thought we weren't good enough to be cops.
01:05:06Oh, Magruder said that, not me.
01:05:08Oh, yeah, and you're just sweet-talking us because you need us now.
01:05:10Yeah, and then you'll dump us tomorrow, mayor.
01:05:12No, please.
01:05:13I personally assure I'll see to it that you're reinstated in the department.
01:05:17You're not even mayor anymore.
01:05:18They're not going to listen to you.
01:05:19Yeah, go find yourself some other suckers.
01:05:21Bye, Daddy.
01:05:25What's this crap?
01:05:27All I've heard for the last day is you bitching about not being cops anymore.
01:05:31And now you get the chance to do some real police work?
01:05:33What do you do?
01:05:34You chicken out.
01:05:36I ain't chickening out.
01:05:37I don't think any of us are Gorman.
01:05:39Maybe Magruder was right.
01:05:41Maybe you are a bunch of losers.
01:05:42But no, I don't think so.
01:05:45I think there was a reason why you wanted to be cops.
01:05:48And I think that reason was you wanted to be someone special.
01:05:51Someone who could take care of this little town of ours and look after its people.
01:05:54Someone who could be a hero.
01:05:56Yeah, that's right.
01:05:57A hero.
01:05:59All right, we're with you.
01:06:01Just don't make any more speeches, okay?
01:06:03Okay.
01:06:12Holy shit.
01:06:36Well, looky here, banana roll color pal.
01:06:39Let's see how fast the bike can go there, Henry.
01:06:41Yeah.
01:06:49Jeez, I better get some help.
01:07:04Hey, it's our favorite shark victim.
01:07:06Ladies, I need your help.
01:07:11Hey, guys.
01:07:12Why don't you time and get some?
01:07:14Girls on top, wanna take control.
01:07:16Girls on top, wanna take control.
01:07:18Hey, man, look at the shark.
01:07:19Hey, look at the shark.
01:07:20Hey.
01:07:21Girls on top, wanna rule the world.
01:07:44Girls on top, wanna rule the world.
01:07:47Girls on top, wanna rule the world.
01:07:48Thank you, ladies.
01:07:49No problem, anytime.
01:07:52Can you handle it, baby?
01:07:53You got it.
01:07:54Hey, why did you do that?
01:08:13I dig that funky stuff.
01:08:15Hey, stand by your man.
01:08:19Made a big mistake in coming here, boy.
01:08:21You're the one that has made the mistake.
01:08:23You're all under arrest for armed robbery.
01:08:26Get a rope, Bobby Joe.
01:08:28Let's teach this boy some respect.
01:08:30I'm gonna have to warn you.
01:08:31If you don't come along quietly,
01:08:33I'm gonna have to get my colleague.
01:08:34And I'm gonna tell you redneck son bitches
01:08:37that that cat don't take no stuff.
01:08:40Do you dig?
01:08:41Then bring him on, boy.
01:08:42Hell yeah, let's see this buck.
01:08:45Okay, you wanna be like that?
01:08:47You had your chance.
01:08:48I tried to be nice.
01:08:49I warned you.
01:08:52Okay, partner.
01:08:54We're ready for you.
01:08:54Morris, it's din-din.
01:09:02We've got some redneck tuna.
01:09:04Oh, it's a fillet, white boy.
01:09:06Oh, you are in trouble now.
01:09:08Oh, down, girl.
01:09:13Hey, man.
01:09:14What's up?
01:09:24Winston, you can relax.
01:09:30Problem is solved.
01:09:47Excuse me.
01:09:51Fellas, you know what you're doing is wrong, don't you?
01:09:54Hey, wait a minute.
01:09:58Maybe he's right.
01:09:59Sorry, officer.
01:10:01Come on, fellas.
01:10:02Let's go home and find some wholesome,
01:10:03constructive activity that we can do
01:10:05that will enrich our minds
01:10:06and prepare us for the future.
01:10:09Yeah, I'm gonna open up
01:10:11the daily savings interest, ain't you, Uncle?
01:10:13Come on, fellas.
01:10:15Come on, fellas.
01:10:17Come on, fellas.
01:10:17Come on, fellas.
01:10:18Come on, fellas.
01:10:19Come on, fellas.
01:10:20Come on, fellas.
01:10:21Come on, fellas.
01:10:22Come on, fellas.
01:10:23Come on, fellas.
01:10:24Come on, fellas.
01:10:24I'm going down there.
01:10:27Hold on, Thunderhead.
01:10:28This is gonna take some ingenuity.
01:10:29Sure.
01:10:37Well, well, well, but isn't Larry the lobster?
01:10:40Top yours, asshole.
01:10:41You're making a big mistake.
01:10:43Oh, yeah.
01:10:44Move.
01:10:45Move.
01:10:45Move.
01:10:46Get out!
01:10:48Get out!
01:10:49Get out!
01:10:50Get out!
01:10:52Get out!
01:10:53Get out!
01:10:54Get out!
01:10:55Get out!
01:10:57Go!
01:10:58Get out!
01:10:59Get out!
01:11:00Oh, my God.
01:11:30Who the hell is that?
01:11:49Yesterday's gone for good
01:11:51But tomorrow is here to stay
01:11:55Violence in the air
01:11:58I'm not gonna run
01:12:01I'm not gonna run away
01:12:03I'm not afraid
01:12:06This time
01:12:08It's never gonna be insane
01:12:12I can't take it
01:12:14I can't take it
01:12:16Let's shake it
01:12:19Let's make shit
01:12:22Let's rumble
01:12:26I stream today
01:12:29Celebrate
01:12:33The death of creation
01:12:36This means move
01:12:42Come on
01:12:56Come on
01:13:00Come on
01:13:02Come on
01:13:04Come on
01:13:06Come on
01:13:08You're serious
01:13:09Yahoo!
01:13:11Hey, Steve!
01:13:27Kill me!
01:13:39No!
01:13:41No!
01:13:50Yo-ho!
01:13:58Okay, scumbags.
01:14:00You're under arrest.
01:14:04Kill him! Kill him!
01:14:09Kill him!
01:14:23Hey, guys!
01:14:25Got a hundred bucks?
01:14:29Come and get it!
01:14:35Hey, little girl, you want some candy?
01:14:37Oh, here we go.
01:14:40Go ahead, assholes.
01:14:42Make my fucking day.
01:14:44This is crazy. Let's get out of here!
01:14:50Hey, do you want a drink?
01:14:52Sure, little man.
01:14:54You want a drink?
01:14:57You want a drink?
01:15:02Okay, get it! Get out of here!
01:15:03Hey, scumbag!
01:15:04Kick that knife!
01:15:05Drop the knife!
01:15:07Hey, back!
01:15:09She gets it!
01:15:10Relax, you see?
01:15:11Okay, Steve!
01:15:13Up!
01:15:14Drop that gun!
01:15:15Come on, man. Get out of there.
01:15:23You better not hurt her. I'll crush her head. Come back. Come back.
01:15:28Let her get away. Come on.
01:15:30You're finished. Get him.
01:15:32Right, Steve. Go on and get him, man.
01:15:45Oh, no! Jesus!
01:16:06Christ! Damn!
01:16:10Yeah, we did it!
01:16:13We did it!
01:16:15We did it!
01:16:16We did it!
01:16:18We did it!
01:16:20We did it!
01:16:21We did it!
01:16:22We did it!
01:16:23We did it!
01:16:24We did it!
01:16:25We did it!
01:16:26Yes!
01:16:27Yes!
01:16:28Yes!
01:16:29Yes!
01:16:30Yes!
01:16:31At this time, it behooves us all to acknowledge the gallant efforts of our new motorcycle squad.
01:16:40After only a few short weeks of training, these public-spirited residents have demonstrated their courage and dedication.
01:16:49And so, it gives...
01:16:50Out of my way!
01:16:51Out of my way!
01:16:52All that!
01:16:53...the great pleasure to...
01:16:54To tell you the truth, this old windbag poisoned the police force for his own political gain!
01:17:00That's a lie!
01:17:01And he tried to assassinate the governor!
01:17:03With the help of these fifth-made recruits!
01:17:05Us?
01:17:06Right now, you're all under arrest for the attempted assassination of Governor Foster!
01:17:09It's you who's a disgrace to the uniform.
01:17:14Captain, I know who tried to assassinate the governor.
01:17:17It was you and Sergeant Stonewall there!
01:17:19I saw them up on the roof with the cannon!
01:17:22That's slander, Glutstein!
01:17:25It's true.
01:17:27Magruder thought he could be mayor if he blamed the fiasco on Mayor Bagley.
01:17:31You traitorous Nazi bitch!
01:17:33You think I was going to stand by and watch this idiot become captain?
01:17:37Officers!
01:17:38Harass those men!
01:17:39Let's get the hell out of here!
01:17:45Faster!
01:17:46Faster, you idiot!
01:17:47Officer Glutstein?
01:17:48It's a pleasure.
01:17:59Out of the way!
01:18:00Out of the way!
01:18:01I'm gonna get the business to attend to!
01:18:02Out of the way!
01:18:03Get out of here!
01:18:08Step on it, captain!
01:18:09Just watch where you're going, you idiot!
01:18:11Come on!
01:18:12Let's help, Howie!
01:18:13How's he tuning?
01:18:26I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:27Sorry, sir!
01:18:31criminals apprehended your honor thank you officer gorman as of today all of you people
01:18:53are officially members of the clams cove police department
01:19:02one more thing people you're going to need a new captain of police may i recommend sergeant schicklegruber
01:19:16there's my little howie
01:19:31so
01:19:46right