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Shiva Baby is a 2020 American comedy film written and directed by Emma Seligman, in her feature directorial debut. The film stars Rachel Sennott as Danielle,   a directionless young bisexual Jewish woman who attends a shiva with her parents, Joel (Fred Melamed) and Debbie (Polly Draper). Other attendees include her successful ex-girlfriend   Maya (Molly Gordon), and her sugar daddy Max (Danny Deferrari) with his wife Kim (Dianna Agron) and their screaming baby. It also features Jackie Hoffman, Deborah Offner, Rita Gardner and Sondra James in supporting roles.    *  #watchfreemovie  #watcnow  #fullmovie  #watchonlinemovie  #freestreaming  #StreamingNow  #MovieRecommendations  #MustWatch  #ClassicMovies  #Thriller  #Mystery  #WatchOnline  #TopRatedMovies  #CinemaLovers  #DramaFilm  #ForeignFilms  #AwardWinning  #MovieOfTheDay  #InstantClassic  #FeelGoodMovies  #RetroMovies  #MovieClips  #BestCinematography  #StreamingTonight  #LateNightMovies  #RomanticDrama  #Top10Movies  #PopcornTime  #MovieMarathon  #LoveStory  #romanticmovie  #WatchFree  #FreeMoviesOnline  #FilmOfTheYear  #BestMoviesEver  #Comedy  #FunnyMovie  #mustwatchmovie  #Movie  #Film  #filme  #Movies  #FullMovies  #ActionMovies  #ComedyMovies  #HorrorMovies  #DramaMovies  #RomanticMovies  #ThrillerMovies  #EuropeanFilms  #europeanmovie  #FrenchCinema  #SpanishMovies  #ItalianFilms  #GermanMovies  #EuropeanMovieClips  #EuropeanFilmFestival  #BestEuropeanMovies  #TopEuropeanFilms  #ClassicEuropeanCinema  #EuropeanDramaFilms  #EuropeanFilmAwards  #ScandinavianMovies  #EuropeanHorrorFilms  #EuropeanComedyMovies  #EuropeanArtFilms  #EuropeanIndieFilms

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00:00:00Ah! Fuck!

00:00:02Do it again?

00:00:03Yeah, daddy!

00:00:06Keep going!

00:00:07Oh! Oh my god!

00:00:30Hi, it's me. It's mommy. Listen, are you coming to the funeral today or what? Because we got a leave suit and you told me you were, but your dad just said you're not. He's always 10 months behind, though, so he's still at the gym. So who knows if we'll even get there. Danielle, your father, useless. I asked him to do one thing today. One thing. You know what? Just call me back, okay?

00:00:59Call. Do not text me.

00:01:02Busy day?

00:01:06Yeah.

00:01:09I have this brunch thing that I have to get ready for. Oh, with another client?

00:01:17Yes.

00:01:18Does he have hair?

00:01:20Yes.

00:01:21Does he have teeth?

00:01:23Yes.

00:01:25Well, how are you gonna get through law school when you're busy screwing around with these guys?

00:01:30It's funny. Don't forget. Okay?

00:01:33Mm-hmm.

00:01:34Mm-hmm.

00:01:35Mm-hmm.

00:01:36Mm-hmm.

00:01:37Mm-hmm.

00:01:38That's funny.

00:01:39Don't forget. Okay?

00:01:41Okay.

00:01:46Mm-hmm.

00:01:47Mm-hmm.

00:01:48um did you remember

00:02:03oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

00:02:08um i uh i really want to help you with your degree in law school and everything and i think it's

00:02:24really great to like um support females particularly um female entrepreneurs who will be doing nothing

00:02:31with their business majors in sociology okay cool great awesome

00:02:45hello hi good to see you guys

00:03:05danielle danielle please don't yell i just want to make sure that she sees us you're embarrassing

00:03:11yourself come in here alone hi daddy hi sweetie listen we could have given you a ride it's fine

00:03:19um why did you bring the van your mother neglected to tell me that she was having her own car fixed

00:03:25i did tell him to move all my products here to the back as a matter of fact there was no room for me

00:03:29to drive up front your mother had to drive i did tell you he doesn't listen or he's got alzheimer's

00:03:34how was the funeral ah eulogies were shit i like them you like everything you're wearing makeup

00:03:40you look nice with makeup thanks how do i look um you look great yeah do i yeah mom you didn't say

00:03:48that in a very self-assured way no you look great mom where'd you get that bracelet um i don't know

00:03:53wow looks expensive yeah i think you got it for me in like high school or something really yeah i'm

00:03:59amazing all right shall we go in everybody what's my sound bite again you know just that you're finishing

00:04:04up finals and uh you got a few job interviews lined up although maura's here and her daughter

00:04:09stephanie jessica whatever she's like this like this uh marketing executive kind of publicist thing

00:04:15assistant exactly you should really talk to her you know no she doesn't want to talk to her

00:04:19she's not interested in marketing it's just a job why is maya here

00:04:27oh my god we'll be here another hour why did you put them like that in the first place there's too much

00:04:32stuff to get in all at once but listen to me a second all right why don't you just tell people

00:04:37that you know temporarily you're gonna be working with me with your dad just until you find something

00:04:42better no no no she's not gonna say that why not tell me truthfully how i look you look good is the

00:04:49hair better oh shit deb do you have my phone on you no you have alzheimer's are you okay yeah really

00:04:55can i whisper something to you okay no funny business with maya what is that supposed to mean

00:05:04you know what it means you're lucky i'm so open-minded okay yeah you're right i should kiss the ground you

00:05:10walk on for not kicking me out of the house stop you're not in our house you're just on our payroll

00:05:14can we go yeah i've been waiting for you all right go oh now you don't wait for me watch the kids

00:05:20mom who died i'm so sorry for your loss thank you yeah it's it's so sad she was so she was so full of

00:05:31life you know she was so yeah i'm really um oh uh maya i mean danielle columbia oh my god that's

00:05:52fantastic it is but it wasn't her first choice you must be so proud it's incredible really honestly

00:05:59what's your line of that you're interested in here yeah well it's sort of like it's um like media

00:06:04you know no oh you look wonderful thank you so do you know they would be so does danielle want to go to

00:06:10law school or grad school neither right now she just um she's got a few job interviews lined up and

00:06:20that's great she lost so much weight yeah quite a lot is she okay um i think she just you know

00:06:28final stress or whatever is she seeing anyone not at the moment no is maya seeing anyone not at the

00:06:36moment no how come excuse me of course i feel so bad for debbie so good to see you thank you thank

00:06:49you for coming there's some bagels on the table oh i'm gonna go grab one yeah maya says she's changed

00:06:56her major at least a dozen times do you think she has an eating disorder who's that he's cute

00:07:03oh janice and maurice son um max i think

00:07:08you think she's in the way

00:07:22Hi. Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. I'm really good. Yeah, you seem it.

00:07:46I'm good. Congrats on law school. That's really great. Thanks. That only took you like four fucking months. How's babysitting? Good. What are you like? Are you here this summer? It's just I didn't know that I was going to see you today because I thought that you would still be taking finals. I finished them yesterday. And what? You just have to like race home for your best friend Annie? Abby. That's what I said. Well, I interned for her in high school. Oh, yeah.

00:08:16Of course you did. Yeah. So my mom and I thought it'd be like good to be with the family in this time. Show you off. Very on brand for Catherine. Were you, um, were you even at the funeral? Yeah. Really? Of course I was. Yeah. Your dad was kind of like frazzled. I don't, um, he said you were running late. Okay. Well, if he said that, then why did you ask?

00:08:46Didn't like reap the benefits of the buffet. Didn't. I was there. That's, yeah. Were you like looking for me and asking everyone? No, I was not looking for you. Let's live in the truth. Where's Danielle? What was your favorite part of the service?

00:08:58The whole thing was beautiful. Interesting. You must just be so sad. You must be really grieving your friend Annie. Well, actually, our families are really close.

00:09:06You know, um, she actually played bridge with my puppy. Bubby? Yeah. Okay. You've never met your grandma. Well, thank you for reminding me, Maya. All right.

00:09:16I'll be right back. It is so good to see you. We need to catch up. Yeah. Come find me.

00:09:22Come find me. What?

00:09:23Are you like thrilled to be home with your peak audience? Hey, I'm not thrilled. I'm grieving. It's a funeral.

00:09:36Maya. I know. I'm sad too. You remember Gloria.

00:09:41Hi. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good.

00:10:14Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Who died?

00:10:25Abby. Uncle Morty's second wife's sister. You remember her?

00:10:28No, I don't think so.

00:10:29Hmm. She used to play bridge with Bubby.

00:10:31Really?

00:10:32Here.

00:10:33Oh, Mom, I can't eat that.

00:10:35Why not?

00:10:36I'm vegetarian.

00:10:36You're killing me.

00:10:37I've told you it so many times.

00:10:38You have not eaten a single thing all day.

00:10:41That's because we just got here.

00:10:42You look like Gwyneth Paltrow on food stamps.

00:10:44Oh, my God.

00:10:45And not in a good way.

00:10:47You know what Aunt Oz says?

00:10:48She says she thinks you're animal.

00:10:49Wait a second.

00:10:52Danielle.

00:10:52Are you listening to me?

00:10:55Hey.

00:10:56Hey.

00:10:59Oh, my God.

00:11:01That's Paul and Cheryl Shapiro's nephew.

00:11:04He's so cute.

00:11:07You know what?

00:11:08He has a cousin that works in publishing.

00:11:12Maybe he can help you.

00:11:14Mom.

00:11:14Oh, no.

00:11:14Stop.

00:11:15I have to go to the bathroom.

00:11:16No, no, no.

00:11:16Let's go.

00:11:17Mom.

00:11:17I don't want to.

00:11:19I'll go later.

00:11:20Now.

00:11:20I didn't eat yet.

00:11:21Come on.

00:11:22I'll just get his number later.

00:11:24Stop.

00:11:24Now.

00:11:25Now.

00:11:26Mom.

00:11:26Now.

00:11:26Mom.

00:11:27The problem is that the interest rates and the economy don't

00:11:30have.

00:11:30Hey, look who's here.

00:11:32Hi, sweetheart.

00:11:33Hi.

00:11:34Hi.

00:11:35Hey, gosh.

00:11:37Max worked for your father years ago.

00:11:40Really?

00:11:41Yeah.

00:11:41Hi.

00:11:42Uh, Joel, is your father?

00:11:45Mm-hmm.

00:11:46Yeah.

00:11:47Yeah.

00:11:48Okay.

00:11:49Do you kids know each other?

00:11:52Um, yeah.

00:11:53We met, uh, a really long time ago.

00:11:56No kidding.

00:11:56How?

00:11:57Uh, at the, uh...

00:11:58Um, at the Beth Israel.

00:12:00Beth Israel, yeah.

00:12:03You met at Shul?

00:12:04Yeah.

00:12:05I was volunteering for the children.

00:12:09What children?

00:12:09Really?

00:12:10I can't even get you to go to services with me.

00:12:12It's the thing.

00:12:12It's, um, you can volunteer for the Jewish children.

00:12:15It's, it's like an organization.

00:12:17Aren't you too busy?

00:12:17I mean, like, with school and then doing the babysitting and everything?

00:12:20Oh, wow.

00:12:22You babysit.

00:12:23How often do you do that?

00:12:26Just, you know, whenever they need me.

00:12:28They don't give you a schedule?

00:12:29No.

00:12:29No schedule?

00:12:29No schedule.

00:12:30Mom.

00:12:30Well, do you enjoy it?

00:12:32Yeah, I mean, depends on the kid, but it's a great way to pay the bills, so...

00:12:35Bills?

00:12:36You've never paid a bill in your life.

00:12:38Well, that's, I don't, that's, you know what I mean.

00:12:41What do you mean she's not responsible?

00:12:42I've paid bills before.

00:12:44Listen, sweetheart, as soon as graduation comes, you'll learn all about bills.

00:12:47I'll make sure you'll understand.

00:12:48Right, um, but you're studying business?

00:12:51No, not business.

00:12:52No, no.

00:12:53She's studying gender.

00:12:55The business of gender.

00:12:56It's like, um, gender business.

00:12:59She does this fantastic program where you kind of design your own major.

00:13:03It's a little complex when it comes to finding employment, but she's doing terrifically.

00:13:06Well, it can get a job for a lot of people.

00:13:08Yes.

00:13:09Yeah.

00:13:09Absolutely.

00:13:10You are going to make your own job, right?

00:13:13Because you're so talented.

00:13:14Well, now that you're going to be going to law school, you won't have to worry about that.

00:13:17Law school?

00:13:17Where'd you get the idea about law school?

00:13:19That's Maya.

00:13:21Maya is going to law school.

00:13:23Danielle is gender business.

00:13:25Yeah, I still don't exactly know what that means, but she's great.

00:13:29What's the post-grad plan then?

00:13:30Well, uh, are they taking care of you?

00:13:32Are you making enough money now from the babysitter?

00:13:34No, no, Dad, not nearly enough, considering all the hard work that I'm doing.

00:13:37Well, it's a good thing that you don't need the money.

00:13:38I'm saving up for something.

00:13:39Oh, yeah, well, what are you saving up for?

00:13:41Your own apartment?

00:13:41Yes, she's doing just that.

00:13:43Daddy's not going to be paying for that apartment forever, you know?

00:13:45But she's very hardworking.

00:13:46Listen, maybe you and Max could discuss this in more detail together.

00:13:50Yes, yes.

00:13:51I mean, maybe he could help you find the ideal position.

00:13:53Yeah, I'm sure he can, but I already have a plan and a path, so I don't need that.

00:13:57Look, sweetheart, feminism isn't exactly what I'd call a career, you know?

00:13:59It's not my career, it's a lens!

00:14:01Through which, to see my career, it's...

00:14:05Oh, look, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:14:06I understand.

00:14:07There's acting, and there's film, there's comedy, there's activism, there's all that stuff,

00:14:12but you can't really support yourself as an adult through babysitting, you know?

00:14:16I mean, sooner or later, you're going to have to narrow it down to one thing.

00:14:19Don't you have a cousin who's in publishing?

00:14:22Sam, sure.

00:14:23Maybe he needs an intern.

00:14:26Sure.

00:14:27Yeah, would it pay?

00:14:28Well, some stipend or something.

00:14:31I mean, you could work out an arrangement, right?

00:14:34Oh, yeah.

00:14:34Get the family deal.

00:14:36Yeah, exactly.

00:14:38That would be great.

00:14:38For this beautiful thing.

00:14:40What a great idea.

00:14:41Oh, look, they put the desserts out.

00:14:43Hello.

00:14:46Joel.

00:14:47Excuse me.

00:14:48Let others go first.

00:14:51You go to the gym in the morning, you eat your way back to lunch.

00:14:55What are you going to do?

00:15:03Danielle?

00:15:05Yeah?

00:15:06Could you come with me to the kitchen for a second?

00:15:11He's funny.

00:15:13Don't go there.

00:15:14He's not for you.

00:15:16Go where?

00:15:16Just try to behave yourself today.

00:15:19For me, please.

00:15:20What are you talking about, Mom?

00:15:21I'm not going to blow him in the bathroom.

00:15:22We are at Sheva.

00:15:24That's what I'm saying.

00:15:25I'm not going to do it.

00:15:26And you can't go there anyway.

00:15:30Because he's married.

00:15:34He's married?

00:15:36Yeah, huh?

00:15:39Are you sure?

00:15:40Yeah, huh.

00:15:42To a shiksa princess.

00:15:45Poor guy.

00:15:46I'm so sorry about this.

00:15:55You're so sweet.

00:15:56You're so sweet.

00:15:57She does so wonderful.

00:15:59Hey.

00:16:09Thank you, Danielle.

00:16:10Thank you so much.

00:16:19Thank you so much.

00:16:19So, your folks, they're good.

00:16:22They're still in front.

00:16:23Yeah, they're, uh, they, uh, they've become quite the snowbirds, actually.

00:16:26They bounce back and forth quite a bit.

00:16:28Ah, that's so fantastic.

00:16:30I love that.

00:16:30I've been dying to get down there myself to play my annual golf tournament.

00:16:34Oh, I don't know you golf joked.

00:16:35Yeah, but I had major hip replacement surgery this year.

00:16:37I'm so sorry to hear that.

00:16:38Partial.

00:16:39Yeah, but she won't, uh, allow me to get on a plane.

00:16:41Well, that makes sense.

00:16:42It's probably a good idea.

00:16:43So, how's your brother, Max?

00:16:46Oh, he's good.

00:16:46He's, you know, he's...

00:16:48Um, yeah.

00:16:49He's, he's your parents' favorite.

00:16:52You're funny.

00:16:55Just kidding.

00:16:57I know.

00:16:58So, yeah.

00:16:59Yeah, but he's good.

00:17:00He's doing really good at the practices.

00:17:00And how's Kate?

00:17:02Um, Kim.

00:17:04Kim.

00:17:05Yeah, no.

00:17:05Kim, sorry.

00:17:06It's okay.

00:17:07She's good.

00:17:07She's doing really well.

00:17:08She's, she's on her way, actually.

00:17:11Oh, that's lovely.

00:17:12You know, I don't know how this escaped my mind, but didn't you guys have a baby this year?

00:17:17Yep.

00:17:17Oh, my God.

00:17:18You're fantastic.

00:17:19Marlott.

00:17:20I love that.

00:17:21What's great news.

00:17:22You have photos?

00:17:23Let's see.

00:17:23Sure, of course.

00:17:27Ah, look at that.

00:17:29Good on you, buddy.

00:17:30Ah.

00:17:31She's gorgeous.

00:17:32Oh, what a beauty.

00:17:34Oh, my goodness.

00:17:34I think you got a, the phone call.

00:17:36Oh, sorry.

00:17:37I'll be right back.

00:17:38Hello?

00:17:39Hi, yeah, we're, we're in the back.

00:17:41Let me come get you.

00:17:41It's a cute baby.

00:17:43You thought that baby was cute?

00:17:45Yes.

00:17:46It was hideous, freakishly pale, and no nose.

00:17:49What the heck?

00:17:51Where are you going?

00:17:52Because she's got her own business, you know, maybe she's not.

00:17:54I don't get it.

00:17:54I thought your mom was watching her.

00:17:55I know.

00:17:56She got sick.

00:17:57What the fuck?

00:17:58You want the baby getting sick?

00:17:59No.

00:18:01This is why we need a new sitter.

00:18:02Okay, fine.

00:18:03Well, I'll find a new sitter.

00:18:04Hi.

00:18:05How are you?

00:18:06Hi.

00:18:07Good to see you.

00:18:08So, congratulations.

00:18:10You brought the baby.

00:18:11Beautiful.

00:18:12I know.

00:18:12Oh, my goodness.

00:18:13We need a new sitter.

00:18:14I know.

00:18:14I'll find her.

00:18:15I know.

00:18:15I'm Debbie.

00:18:16I know.

00:18:17It's a handsome.

00:18:17It was a good woman, Briss.

00:18:19The Briss.

00:18:19Briss.

00:18:20That's right.

00:18:21That was fun.

00:18:23Well, I mean, you know what I mean.

00:18:24It was good to see you guys there.

00:18:27Yes, exactly.

00:18:28Oh, look at you, you little cutie.

00:18:32What a nice button nose you've got.

00:18:34Good thing she doesn't have my nose.

00:18:36Oh, my God.

00:18:37Look at those eyes.

00:18:40She definitely got her mom's eyes.

00:18:42Beautiful.

00:18:44Oh, your jacket's dirty.

00:18:45Interesting.

00:18:46I didn't want to wear the one that I took to the dry clothes.

00:18:49Uh, I guess I couldn't find it.

00:18:50Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:18:51Yeah, it's fine.

00:18:52Okay.

00:18:52You know what?

00:18:53Why don't I take her so you can get something to eat?

00:18:55Oh, it's fine.

00:18:56It's fine.

00:18:57And, I mean, you'll get me something, right?

00:18:59Yeah, yeah.

00:18:59Go down here.

00:19:00Can you have a shoe?

00:19:01I am starting.

00:19:02Sure.

00:19:03Been running around all day with this one.

00:19:05Aw.

00:19:05Max had a meeting this morning.

00:19:07A meeting?

00:19:08Yeah, Sunday?

00:19:09Uh, what do you want?

00:19:09A bagel or something?

00:19:10Uh, you know what I'd love?

00:19:12Hmm.

00:19:12Arugula.

00:19:13Ooh.

00:19:14Oh, it's arugula, not arugula.

00:19:17That's what she said.

00:19:18No, that's not what she said.

00:19:19She said arugula.

00:19:21And you need your hearing checked, so...

00:19:24My hearing is fine.

00:19:25Right.

00:19:25You just don't miss a matchup.

00:19:32Hi!

00:19:33Oh, my God!

00:19:35You look so gorgeous, sweetheart.

00:19:37Oh, my God, stop, please.

00:19:39You look gorgeous.

00:19:40But thank you.

00:19:41You're a grown woman.

00:19:43I know, yeah.

00:19:43Feels like just yesterday, you were the same age as Mason.

00:19:46It's crazy.

00:19:47I know he's going to be from Midford later this year.

00:19:50I heard, yeah.

00:19:50I went and I brought him a suit.

00:19:53I've got to show you this.

00:19:54Wait a minute.

00:19:55Wait a minute.

00:19:57That's good to see.

00:19:57It's here somewhere.

00:19:59Oh, sorry.

00:20:00Sorry.

00:20:01Now, look at this.

00:20:02Isn't this cute?

00:20:03Of course, it has to be tailored.

00:20:05Yeah.

00:20:05Because he gained a lot of weight.

00:20:07Oh.

00:20:07Oh, shit.

00:20:16Oh, shit.

00:20:17Oh, shit.

00:22:00I'm coming.

00:22:20One sec.

00:22:21Sorry.

00:22:22Just a minute.

00:22:22I'm coming.

00:22:52I'm coming.

00:23:22I'm coming.

00:23:25Danielle.

00:23:26Hi.

00:23:28Hey, you.

00:23:30You look stunning.

00:23:32Oh, thank you.

00:23:33Absolutely gorgeous.

00:23:35Thanks.

00:23:35So, any boyfriends?

00:23:36Um, no, not yet or right now.

00:23:39You're so excited about graduating.

00:23:41Yeah, I mean, like, I'm, uh, I have, like, some exams left, and then, um, I have some interviews

00:23:47that I'm going to do.

00:23:48Really? You didn't tell me.

00:23:49Where?

00:23:50Well, I don't think you know the places.

00:23:51I'm, well, I don't think you know the places.

00:23:52Do you still make those little videos? I always thought those were so fun.

00:23:57I haven't done one in a while.

00:23:58So, acting is still your goal.

00:24:00No, it's like comedy, stand-up.

00:24:03What was your major again, sweetie?

00:24:06No, no, no, she doesn't have a major, Mom.

00:24:07Uh, she makes it up.

00:24:09But you, like, you get a diploma.

00:24:10Yeah, I think it was politics.

00:24:13Now, I'm trying to think if I know anybody.

00:24:15I always remember you were such a humanitarian growing up.

00:24:19You want to go on that trip and, and, and feed the homeless and teach English in the Orient?

00:24:25My major was sort of, like, women and gender studies through the lens.

00:24:29Oh, so you could run marches, like with the pink pussy hat.

00:24:33Yes, exactly.

00:24:34That's such a good idea, right?

00:24:36You love to march and you love to knit.

00:24:39Our friend, Steve Epstein, his son, who was like you, he was studying what?

00:24:44Um, philosophy or photography, you know, one of those things.

00:24:49And his parents were terrified, naturally, about his future.

00:24:54I mean, I wasn't going to make any money, right?

00:24:57But I mean, 20 years later, he's a brain surgeon.

00:25:02Wow.

00:25:03You never know.

00:25:04Yeah, you never know.

00:25:07You might end up being a brain surgeon.

00:25:10Yeah.

00:25:13Hey, Sheila, I can, um, do that.

00:25:16What?

00:25:16I can take that for you.

00:25:17Oh, you are so lovely.

00:25:18Thank you, Charlie.

00:25:18You, like, momented all over the kids' room.

00:25:20It's okay.

00:25:20That's a mess in there.

00:25:21Yeah, I've got it.

00:25:22Perfect.

00:25:23Babysitter to the rescue.

00:25:25That's so sweet.

00:25:26You're adorable.

00:25:27I can help you, okay?

00:25:28It's fine.

00:25:28No, I won't do it.

00:25:31Such nice girls.

00:25:33Oh, my God.

00:25:35Why do people even bring gifts to ship us?

00:25:37Here, let me help you.

00:25:38I don't want to get it on you.

00:25:40Thanks.

00:25:41Uh, I was trying to build an app where, um, it...

00:25:47Weren't you wearing, um, tights before?

00:25:49No.

00:25:50No?

00:25:51Hmm.

00:25:52Wait, why are you bleeding?

00:25:55As you know, I...

00:25:56Really need.

00:25:58Um...

00:25:58It just got caught on something.

00:26:00It's fine.

00:26:01Well, you have an open wound on your leg.

00:26:04It's a scratch.

00:26:05Why do you keep looking over there?

00:26:27Where?

00:26:28At the, like, skinny blonde woman.

00:26:31I'm not looking at her.

00:26:33Okay, she's...

00:26:34She's very pretty.

00:26:35But she's too old for you.

00:26:38I don't think she's pretty.

00:26:43Malibu Barbie is not pretty.

00:26:44I mean, she's just, like, basic.

00:26:47You know, like, she's...

00:26:48She's just, like, generic looking.

00:26:50She's, like, generic pretty.

00:26:52She's...

00:26:53Could possibly be the most beautiful person I've ever seen.

00:26:55No, seriously?

00:26:56I just wouldn't be into her, is what I'm saying.

00:26:57She has, like, the essence I want in 15 years.

00:27:00What?

00:27:01Like...

00:27:02Boring.

00:27:03Boring, like, wife who, like, doesn't have sex and is, like, mean.

00:27:14No, she's, like, a hot businesswoman, basically a single mom, so stressed out, but you can't tell.

00:27:20It's, like, goals.

00:27:20She's not a businesswoman.

00:27:24Yeah, she is.

00:27:25She's an entrepreneur.

00:27:27No, she's not.

00:27:28Yeah, my mom told me she has, like, three businesses, but that's what I'm saying.

00:27:30You can't tell because she's so chill about it.

00:27:32Why does she have three?

00:27:36Like, do they all just, like, fail?

00:27:39Okay, you're projecting, like, a lot of misogyny for, like, a future women's march organizer.

00:27:44What's going on?

00:27:45What kind of company?

00:27:46It was, like, a stop down.

00:27:47What's that?

00:27:48What kind of company was it?

00:27:49It's, um...

00:27:50Excuse me.

00:27:52What are you...

00:27:53Nothing.

00:27:54Thank you for helping me.

00:27:59You're being so weird.

00:28:01Not being weird.

00:28:02Hi, Marty.

00:28:03Hi.

00:28:04Hi, mom.

00:28:05It's so good to see you.

00:28:06Okay.

00:28:07Bye.

00:28:07Yeah.

00:28:08Come here.

00:28:09Why are you dragging me?

00:28:11You're...

00:28:11I thought you were a vegetarian.

00:28:13I am.

00:28:14You said that you wanted me to eat.

00:28:16Your behavior right now is completely unacceptable.

00:28:19Okay, I think you need to relax.

00:28:21Don't you tell me to relax.

00:28:22You are flirting with everyone.

00:28:24You are chugging wine.

00:28:25You are sitting on a table.

00:28:27What is this?

00:28:28A party?

00:28:30And I thought I told you no funny business with Maya.

00:28:32I don't know what that means.

00:28:33Oh, yes, you do.

00:28:34Don't play dumb with me.

00:28:35I thought you were done experimenting.

00:28:37You think everyone that's bi is experimenting.

00:28:39You don't know anything.

00:28:41You have zero gaydar.

00:28:42Excuse me, kid.

00:28:43I lived through New York in the 80s.

00:28:44My gaydar is strong as a bull.

00:28:47Look at this waist.

00:28:48Oh, my God.

00:28:48Oh, my darling.

00:28:50How was spin class?

00:28:51Oh, it was good.

00:28:51But look at this one.

00:28:53Is she not eating?

00:28:54Right.

00:28:55How much she weigh?

00:28:56Uh, I don't know.

00:28:58I just...

00:28:58Oh, please.

00:29:00Come on.

00:29:01Do you want me to get out of scale?

00:29:02You're so funny.

00:29:03Look at this punum.

00:29:05You're...

00:29:06You're okay.

00:29:08Who the fuck brings a baby to a shiver?

00:29:10She doesn't know.

00:29:12She's not Jewish.

00:29:12What do you mean?

00:29:13You told me she converted.

00:29:14Converted?

00:29:15Shmurted?

00:29:15She doesn't even know how to say work a lot.

00:29:17You know what?

00:29:18I heard her dad was Jewish.

00:29:20That doesn't count.

00:29:21Well...

00:29:22Anyway, she's very charming.

00:29:24They seem very happy.

00:29:25Very happy, sweet couple.

00:29:27She seems like a pill to me.

00:29:29No.

00:29:29You're very hardworking.

00:29:30Oh, yeah.

00:29:31Okay.

00:29:31A hardworking pill.

00:29:33You know what I don't understand?

00:29:34What?

00:29:34A nice Jewish boy.

00:29:37Marries a shiksa.

00:29:38When he could have any wonderful woman here.

00:29:40Like, look at this beautiful girl.

00:29:42Right?

00:29:43Like, like, like someone like this.

00:29:45Wait, sweetie, you got schmutz.

00:29:46Stop.

00:29:46I'm just helping you.

00:29:47I'm just getting the schmutz off your face.

00:29:49It's because we love her.

00:29:50Anyway, the thing is, I think she's the breadwinner.

00:29:54The breadwinner?

00:29:55And where do you think she got that money, maybe from his dad?

00:29:58Maury?

00:29:59Maury.

00:30:00Maury doesn't have a pot to piss in.

00:30:01Oh, because he's so generous.

00:30:03Everybody knows his business is kaput.

00:30:05But that's not his fault.

00:30:06That's not his fault.

00:30:07Oh, look at you defending Maury.

00:30:09I forgot you have a crush on him.

00:30:11I don't have a crush on him.

00:30:12Don't be ridiculous.

00:30:14He was just very kind at a time.

00:30:15Very kind, yes.

00:30:17At a time that was difficult in my life.

00:30:19Oh, stop it.

00:30:20And he shrubs like a champ.

00:30:22Where did you hear that?

00:30:23I'm sorry, he's funny, you speaking.

00:30:24Where did you hear that?

00:30:25Don't answer it.

00:30:25Don't tell me, but I'd like to know at a later date.

00:30:28Excuse me, darling.

00:30:29We're not going to talk about this anymore.

00:30:31We can talk about it later.

00:30:32Because the checksum might be able to get her a job.

00:30:35No, go.

00:30:36Ma.

00:30:36Of course, of course.

00:30:37Go, go.

00:30:38Don't be shy.

00:30:39Speak up.

00:30:40This is my daughter, Danielle.

00:30:43You want to hold her, sweetie?

00:30:44You can calm her down.

00:30:45You're a babysitter.

00:30:46I'm okay.

00:30:47Oh, somebody's really tired.

00:30:49You're a good sport, sweetie.

00:30:50You need to nap.

00:30:52You need to nap.

00:30:54Well, everybody's crying.

00:30:56It's a shiva.

00:30:56Hi, I'm Kim Beckett.

00:31:00Hi.

00:31:00Nice to meet you.

00:31:02And that's Rose.

00:31:03Yeah, that was you.

00:31:05Not too long ago, sweetie.

00:31:07Danielle is about to graduate.

00:31:09Oh, congratulations.

00:31:11Do you know what college you're going to yet?

00:31:13I'm in college.

00:31:14Oh.

00:31:15Actually?

00:31:17Yeah, of course.

00:31:18So, Joel was saying that maybe you have a job offer for her?

00:31:23Yeah, we were just telling Kim what a fantastic babysitter you are.

00:31:27I'm looking for someone.

00:31:28I mean, it might be good to fill in part-time while you're looking for, you know, whatever

00:31:34it is that you're going to do.

00:31:36I mean, good babysitters are so hard to find.

00:31:38It's impossible.

00:31:40It sure is.

00:31:40That's so nice of you to offer.

00:31:41I'm just, I'm actually fully booked.

00:31:43Sweetie, you've only got one family, right?

00:31:45I mean, they can't take that much time.

00:31:46How would you know that, Dad?

00:31:47You make your deposits once a month.

00:31:49It's not rocket science.

00:31:51Why are you looking into my account so much?

00:31:53Because they're art, sweetheart.

00:31:54That's why.

00:31:55Anyway, the point is that I think Danielle was more interested in an office job, like

00:32:02at your office doing clerical work or something like that.

00:32:07I mean, you're such an amazing entrepreneur, a real self-made woman.

00:32:12Yeah, it's fantastic.

00:32:12You've got so many different things going on all at once.

00:32:15Terrific.

00:32:15I have to with his lifestyle.

00:32:17Really?

00:32:19That's funny.

00:32:19I never would have pegged you for a man of luxury, Max.

00:32:22Oh, are you kidding me?

00:32:23Him and his friends go to the most ridiculously expensive restaurants, don't you?

00:32:28I mean, they're foodies.

00:32:31I'm going to get a cup of coffee.

00:32:32Oh, could you get me one?

00:32:33Sure.

00:32:33Um, so I don't know.

00:32:36If you change your mind, if you find yourself in some time, I'm actually working from home

00:32:41right now.

00:32:41Oh, okay.

00:32:42But I really could use somebody to help with the organizing, scheduling, things like that.

00:32:47I mean, we could really tailor it to something that you like, if you, um, think that would

00:32:52suit you.

00:32:53Oh, that sounds wonderful.

00:32:54That would be great.

00:32:54Yeah.

00:32:55Um, no, that's so nice of you to offer.

00:32:58I just, I don't think that's anything that I would, um, like.

00:33:01I don't really want to be, like, um, a girl boss type of, that's not my thing.

00:33:08But it's very cool that that's what you do.

00:33:11Right.

00:33:14Oh, that's so funny.

00:33:16I have the same bracelet.

00:33:20Really?

00:33:21Oh.

00:33:22Would you look at that?

00:33:25You do.

00:33:26Ah, I guess we both have fabulous taste.

00:33:29Well, you and Max, I would say it's a little bit extravagant.

00:33:33Really?

00:33:34But, um, that's him.

00:33:35Was it a special present for your high school graduation or something?

00:33:39Yeah, I think so.

00:33:40It must have been, yeah, something like that.

00:33:42Sure.

00:33:43Yeah.

00:33:43Oh, I thought you were in college.

00:33:45I am.

00:33:46It's just that it's a new collection.

00:33:49Ah.

00:33:50Max, what are you doing over there?

00:33:52Listen, uh, if you guys need a ride, I happen to have the van outside.

00:33:56Sweetie, are you sure we got you that bracelet?

00:33:59Yeah.

00:33:59I mean, I can't afford this, so, you know.

00:34:02We can't afford it either.

00:34:03Who said it?

00:34:04Yeah, I'm pretty sure.

00:34:06It must have been you.

00:34:07It had to be.

00:34:08I guess so.

00:34:09Yeah.

00:34:10Shit.

00:34:11Whoa, I'm sorry.

00:34:12Somebody's popular.

00:34:14Has he got it?

00:34:14Work emails, getting them all at once.

00:34:16Wow, service in here is just terrible.

00:34:21That'll be it.

00:34:22I got it.

00:34:25No, no, no, I got it.

00:34:29I'm so sorry.

00:34:30I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm sorry.

00:34:35Did any of it get on her?

00:34:37She's okay.

00:34:38Are you okay?

00:34:38It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

00:34:42Oh, my God, are you okay?

00:34:44Yeah, um.

00:34:44Oh, sweetie, come with me.

00:34:46I'm so, so sorry.

00:34:51Is she all right?

00:34:54Well, thank God Sheila's coffee is always lukewarm.

00:34:57Or you'd have third-degree burns, you know?

00:35:13Are we allowed to use that?

00:35:16Yes, though.

00:35:17God will forgive us.

00:35:18It's too crazy in there.

00:35:24I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.

00:35:26It happens.

00:35:35Mommy?

00:35:36Yeah, Bubla?

00:35:42Are you disappointed in me?

00:35:46What?

00:35:48No.

00:35:50Um, sorry.

00:35:52Excuse me.

00:35:54Bye, Gloria.

00:35:54See you next week.

00:36:01Danny?

00:36:05You're not?

00:36:05Sheila, um, I-I can help you with these chairs.

00:36:11Oh, you're an angel.

00:36:12Yeah.

00:36:12Sheila.

00:36:13Okay.

00:36:14We're having a conversation.

00:36:16No, my cleaning lady got the flu yesterday, and it's just the worst timing.

00:36:19All right, all right.

00:36:21Uh, if you can put them up against that wall over there, Mike.

00:36:23Yeah.

00:36:23Hey, I can help you.

00:36:42Okay.

00:36:44Thanks.

00:36:50Nice cum stain.

00:36:59Seriously?

00:37:00You need to be less sensitive, okay?

00:37:02Excuse me.

00:37:03Wait, you need to stop biting.

00:37:05You're an elf.

00:37:05It's so gross.

00:37:05Can you stop?

00:37:07Yeah, this is so pretty.

00:37:08Where did you get it?

00:37:09I don't know.

00:37:10What do you mean, you don't know?

00:37:11I-I don't know.

00:37:12You don't know?

00:37:13Wait, it's unclasped.

00:37:14Did you buy it with your babysitting money?

00:37:16You're being a bitch.

00:37:17I'm not being a bitch.

00:37:18Hi.

00:37:20Stop.

00:37:20Hi.

00:37:22Hi, I'm Max.

00:37:25Hi.

00:37:25Are you, um, Danielle's cousin or sister or something?

00:37:28Because you guys look-you guys look really similar.

00:37:30Uh, no.

00:37:31But we do kind of look alike.

00:37:33It's kind of fucked up.

00:37:34We grew up together.

00:37:35Oh, so it's kind of like family.

00:37:37I don't know.

00:37:38We went to prom together.

00:37:39Oh, that's so sweet.

00:37:40It is so sweet.

00:37:42Yeah.

00:37:42You're right.

00:37:43She was, like, late and brought me a dead corsage.

00:37:46It wasn't dead.

00:37:47It was fully a dead flower.

00:37:49Oh.

00:37:49I-I feel like you two had a really fun prom.

00:37:53You bet that we did.

00:37:54Yeah.

00:37:55I don't know.

00:37:55We, like, had a limo.

00:37:56Uh-huh.

00:37:56Yeah, you spiked the punch.

00:37:57You know, like, puking everywhere.

00:37:59Like, muck and bop.

00:37:59And we, like, fucked.

00:38:01And she had her first orgasm.

00:38:03What the fuck is wrong with you?

00:38:04What?

00:38:05It was a night to remember.

00:38:06Oh, sorry, Mort.

00:38:06No problem.

00:38:07Hey, Mort.

00:38:07How are you?

00:38:08It's good to see you.

00:38:09Yeah.

00:38:09Just, like, sisters.

00:38:13Yeah, like a good sister fucks her sister.

00:38:15What the hell?

00:38:16So, are you-are you in the arts as well?

00:38:18Oh, no, absolutely not.

00:38:20I'm going to law school.

00:38:21Oh, you're the one going to law school.

00:38:23As a-what?

00:38:25Do you know me?

00:38:25Uh, Danielle hasn't told us what her post-grad plan is.

00:38:29Yeah, I did.

00:38:29I said I have interviews lined up.

00:38:31You know, some other babysitting gigs?

00:38:33Uh, or maybe you'd just be sticking with the one.

00:38:36No, Danielle doesn't need to work.

00:38:38Because her parents pay for everything while she does her, like, art thing.

00:38:42Really?

00:38:42So, you must be really in love with this kid.

00:38:48If you don't need to be getting paid.

00:38:58I'm sorry, how do you guys know each other?

00:39:00Oh, we met in Temple.

00:39:01We met at Joel, yeah.

00:39:01Why-you never go to-

00:39:03I go sometimes.

00:39:05So, now you're just, like, a deeply religious person?

00:39:07You can go without being super religious.

00:39:09You can be regular-

00:39:10Maya.

00:39:10Religious and go.

00:39:12Questionable.

00:39:13Maya?

00:39:15Oh, okay.

00:39:16Bye.

00:39:16Nice to meet you.

00:39:25You're full of surprises today.

00:39:31So, are we good?

00:39:38Yeah.

00:39:49Why wouldn't we be?

00:39:50So, have you seen the new rabbi?

00:40:01If Robert De Niro and Gene Kelly had a Jewish baby.

00:40:04Cute.

00:40:05So cute.

00:40:06For you cute?

00:40:07Or for Danny cute?

00:40:08For all of us cute.

00:40:09Cute is cute.

00:40:11But I want someone good for Danny.

00:40:13Well, of course.

00:40:14I'm trying to find someone.

00:40:15Just-

00:40:16Well, you can-

00:40:16Hey.

00:40:17You're back.

00:40:18Hey.

00:40:20Aw, so crazy.

00:40:22So, are you seeing anyone?

00:40:23No.

00:40:24No one we want to discuss right now.

00:40:26What?

00:40:28I thought you'd be swatting the boys away like flies.

00:40:31Well, I wish she would swat them away a little harder.

00:40:34Aw, I swat.

00:40:36Don't listen to your mother.

00:40:38Have fun.

00:40:39Enjoy.

00:40:40Enjoy this little, little body.

00:40:41I want her to enjoy her little body, but get a vibrator.

00:40:46Don't get a relationship.

00:40:48It's not the same.

00:40:49I just want her to finish her finals.

00:40:52Of course.

00:40:53Yeah, that's true.

00:40:54It's true.

00:40:54Listen to your mother.

00:40:55Right?

00:40:56And don't marry anyone until you've slept like what?

00:40:58At least ten people.

00:41:00Maybe less.

00:41:00Because you're going to end up with one, and you'll be wiping his arthritic ass for the rest of your life.

00:41:05There's someone who's going to swim.

00:41:06You know who I ran into recently, whose son would be perfect for her?

00:41:10Yes.

00:41:11Who did I run into?

00:41:12Danny, you know, the...

00:41:13Tell her.

00:41:14Tell her.

00:41:16No, Mom, I don't want to.

00:41:17I have to go to the bathroom.

00:41:18Oh, you tell her.

00:41:21I'm worried about her.

00:41:22What are you worried about?

00:41:23I don't know.

00:41:24She's acting a little strange.

00:41:26She is a little different.

00:41:27No, just off.

00:41:29Off?

00:41:30Yeah.

00:41:30Like distracted?

00:41:31Like distracted.

00:41:33Distracted, but distracted.

00:41:34It's treatable.

00:41:35Very distracted.

00:41:36It's not a disease.

00:41:37That's true.

00:41:53Just a second.

00:41:54Sorry about that.

00:42:05Okay.

00:42:05Sorry about that.

00:42:07You're out.

00:42:08I'll explain.

00:42:08Okay.

00:42:10All right.

00:42:12Let's go.

00:42:13Let's go.

00:42:29Let's go.

00:43:30What a day. Did you guys get enough to eat?

00:43:33How are you doing?

00:43:35No, it's just weird.

00:43:38Hey, Danny, sweetie.

00:43:42Are you okay?

00:43:43Yeah, can we go? Like, now, please?

00:43:45Yeah, if you can drag your father away from everybody.

00:43:48Okay, I'll do that.

00:43:49Sweetie.

00:43:50What?

00:43:51Thank you for coming.

00:43:53Yeah, well, you asked me to be here, so whatever.

00:43:55And I know it's not something that you like to do, and obviously, and I just want you to know that I appreciate it.

00:44:03You're welcome.

00:44:03You are such a good kid.

00:44:06Thanks.

00:44:06You are.

00:44:07How did I raise such a good girl?

00:44:10Are you on drugs?

00:44:11No, just kidding.

00:44:12No, really, you are such a good girl.

00:44:15I love you.

00:44:15I love you, too, Mom.

00:44:19Oh, my God.

00:44:20Wait a sec.

00:44:21I haven't had a chance to catch up with you yet.

00:44:23How are you?

00:44:24Where did you go, Danielle?

00:44:27Where did you go?

00:44:29Your skin and bones.

00:44:30Oh, my God.

00:44:32Yeah.

00:44:32What are you up to, besides starving yourself to death?

00:44:36Just, um, studying.

00:44:40Do you have a boyfriend?

00:44:42No.

00:44:43Ah, really?

00:44:44I don't believe you.

00:44:46I have nothing serious.

00:44:48So you just study and don't eat and go out with your beautiful friends.

00:44:55Is that it?

00:44:56Is that your life?

00:44:57Yeah.

00:44:57Yes, that's my life.

00:44:59Well, lucky you.

00:45:03Um.

00:45:04Huh?

00:45:05Uh, can you, um, excuse me?

00:45:07I haven't eaten yet.

00:45:09I have to go, um, un-un-un-starve myself.

00:45:16Excuse me.

00:45:23Excuse me.

00:45:27Danielle!

00:45:28Danielle!

00:45:29Danielle!

00:45:29Um, I'm just gonna go to my home.

00:45:31Oh, you know what is the point to you.

00:45:32Um, I'm just gonna go.

00:45:34I...

00:45:35Um...

00:45:36Hey.

00:45:53Are you, are you, are you okay?

00:46:05I'm, like...

00:46:10What?

00:46:19Nothing.

00:46:23What?

00:46:24What is it?

00:46:25What?

00:46:25It's literally nothing, okay?

00:46:26Well, you're laughing.

00:46:27So what's so fucking funny?

00:46:28Nothing's fucking funny.

00:46:29Nothing's funny.

00:46:30Okay.

00:46:30Okay, I, um...

00:46:37I, I miss you, okay?

00:46:42Okay.

00:46:48And I was, like, excited to, to see you.

00:46:51But, like...

00:46:52Great, whatever.

00:46:55It's, whatever.

00:46:55Okay, fuck, I'll fuck off.

00:46:57Okay, I miss you, too.

00:46:59Sick.

00:47:01That's awesome.

00:47:02Cool.

00:47:03Cool.

00:47:03Great.

00:47:04Awesome.

00:47:05Well, I wouldn't know, because you literally never text me, so...

00:47:08That is simply not true.

00:47:09I, I text you all the time.

00:47:11I didn't even know you were coming today.

00:47:12Well, you don't text me either, so I don't...

00:47:13I literally, I replied to your fucking story, and you didn't, you just, like, saw it.

00:47:17You do not reply to a reply, okay?

00:47:19Well, you should.

00:47:19That's psychotic behavior, but that makes sense for you.

00:47:22Why don't you fucking reach out?

00:47:24I just told you that I did!

00:47:25I told you that I reached out!

00:47:26Okay, well, why don't you just call me, like an adult?

00:47:28Nobody calls, so...

00:47:29Well, grow up.

00:47:31Be different.

00:47:33Than other people.

00:47:46You're right, you're right, you're right.

00:47:47You don't know.

00:47:48You don't know.

00:47:49You don't know.

00:47:51You don't know.

00:47:58Ah, I think I'll...

00:48:00Ah, okay, cool.

00:48:00I'll see you in an airplane.

00:48:02Ah!

00:48:02Look, she's eating.

00:48:32You can go ahead.

00:49:02It was Lucy's graduation present from me.

00:49:20Oh, that's so sweet.

00:49:22That's really nice.

00:49:24Can I see?

00:49:27Oh, you guys are at the Holocaust Museum.

00:49:31You look so happy.

00:49:44I'm just wondering.

00:49:47Uh-huh.

00:49:49How old is she?

00:49:53Oh, she's 18 months.

00:49:55Hmm.

00:50:00You two know each other because of your parents?

00:50:04Yeah.

00:50:05No.

00:50:07No.

00:50:16We met at Shul.

00:50:18Yeah.

00:50:19Shul.

00:50:20Yeah.

00:50:21Or did we?

00:50:31I can't remember.

00:50:33And this is us in Israel at Mason's Bar Mitzvah.

00:50:36I mean, Israel, Palestine, whatever they're calling it now.

00:50:41I don't know.

00:50:42That's a nice photo.

00:50:43Isn't it?

00:50:44I love it.

00:50:45Danielle.

00:50:46Danielle, listen.

00:50:47Can you call my phone?

00:50:48I lost it.

00:50:49I can't find it anywhere.

00:50:50Yeah.

00:50:51Sure.

00:50:52Shit.

00:50:53I don't have my phone.

00:50:54Great.

00:50:55Never mind.

00:50:56I'll ask your mother.

00:50:57Deb.

00:50:58Deb?

00:50:59Deb?

00:51:27You have a focacca memory.

00:51:57You keep losing everything.

00:51:58So?

00:51:59Maybe I do have dementia.

00:52:00Yeah.

00:52:01You've had dementia since our wedding day.

00:52:03Anybody can forget a ring, you know.

00:52:04It's not such a big deal.

00:52:05You know what?

00:52:06Look for your own phone.

00:52:07It's probably by the desserts.

00:52:15Hey.

00:52:16Hi.

00:52:17Have you seen my phone?

00:52:19No.

00:52:20Shoot, I'm looking because I'm...

00:52:22I just am trying to find it because I need it right now.

00:52:24I'm like, why do you need it right now?

00:52:26Um, I just, like, told someone that I met here that I would send them my resume.

00:52:33Oh, it feels like you have so many job prospects.

00:52:36I'm sure you could find more here, you know?

00:52:39Okay, so you haven't seen it, or you...

00:52:40I don't know.

00:52:41I might have seen it, like, in the kitchen or in the bathroom, but, you know, it was unlocked.

00:52:54So you might want to find it before, like, somebody else does.

00:53:04I know.

00:53:07Oh, Danielle, I need your help.

00:53:08I'm running out of locks.

00:53:09I... one sec.

00:53:10Um...

00:53:11Get the fuck off me.

00:53:12Please, don't tell anybody.

00:53:14Please.

00:53:15Danielle.

00:53:18I love your parents.

00:53:25I just wouldn't want them to know their daughter's a fucking whore.

00:53:27Danielle, the lunch is in the kitchen.

00:53:28Excuse me.

00:53:29I'm sorry.

00:53:30I...

00:53:31I'm sorry.

00:53:37I'm sorry.

00:53:38Hello.

00:53:39Oh, my God.

00:54:09Oh, my God.

00:54:39Oh, my God, he's not crying.

00:54:40Listen, sweetie, you don't have to worry.

00:54:42I found my phone.

00:54:43You don't have to think about looking for it.

00:54:44She was never worried about your phone.

00:54:46How long have you guys been together?

00:54:48Almost five years.

00:54:51And how did you meet?

00:54:52Online.

00:54:55You're very curious, aren't you?

00:54:57I'm just wondering how female entrepreneurs do it all.

00:55:01Well, you need a great support system.

00:55:06Right, you need a husband who's supportive of young female entrepreneurs.

00:55:10Right.

00:55:11I'm surprised you're able to work from home.

00:55:16You know, where do you live again?

00:55:19I mean, we've always had the Soho apartment because how could we let go of that?

00:55:23It's just the best location.

00:55:25But a few months ago, we got the house out here.

00:55:30Just seemed like the logical next step, especially if we're going to have another kid.

00:55:37Oh, baby.

00:55:39Another wonderful baby.

00:55:41I wish I could have my own bachelor pad where I could do whatever the fuck I wanted.

00:55:47Hey, what?

00:55:49Danelle, what the hell are you doing?

00:55:51She's just teasing.

00:55:53She's got such a crazy sense of humor sometimes.

00:55:55Are you drunk?

00:55:58What's going on?

00:55:58Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?

00:56:02Well, girlfriend.

00:56:03Girlfriend.

00:56:04She's experimented.

00:56:06Yeah, well, we can do this.

00:56:07No, no.

00:56:08Um, it's just so hard in my generation because there's just weird, unconventional ways of

00:56:15meeting people.

00:56:16Sure.

00:56:17Sure.

00:56:17Stuff like that.

00:56:19Oh, darling.

00:56:20What have you said?

00:56:21Of course you're going to find somebody soon.

00:56:23Listen, J-Date has been fantastic.

00:56:25Have you tried J-Swipe?

00:56:27A little bit of lipstick.

00:56:29A little bit of lipstick.

00:56:30Oh, I always tell her that about the lipstick.

00:56:33You know what, sweetheart?

00:56:34I'm absolutely convinced it's going to be much, much easier now.

00:56:36She had, uh, kind of an extended awkward phase, you know?

00:56:40She had the braces and she was kind of chubby for quite a while.

00:56:43Oh, I love it.

00:56:44A little chubby.

00:56:45Oh, you were so cute.

00:56:46There was this boy.

00:56:47She had a thing for him forever for the longest time.

00:56:50His name was Michael, right?

00:56:51And she asked him to the dance and I guess, I guess he said no.

00:56:56And, like, everybody at school knew and saw.

00:56:59And I picked her up and it was so sweet.

00:57:00The whole ride home, there were these little tears coming down.

00:57:03I felt bad, but, you know, like, she's my baby.

00:57:06But everybody goes through it.

00:57:08You know, it'll happen to your girl.

00:57:09You're such a cute lady.

00:57:11Remember the song we used to sing?

00:57:12Of course.

00:57:14Baby shake.

00:57:15When she was Rose's age, we used to sing the baby shake song.

00:57:19Whenever she cried.

00:57:21That's what we should have been doing with Rose.

00:57:23Let's make a baby shake.

00:57:26Let's make a baby shake.

00:57:30Let's make a baby shake.

00:57:32Can you let go?

00:57:33No, we're never going to let go.

00:57:34Never going to let go.

00:57:35Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:57:39Let go.

00:57:41Danny, let's take it easy.

00:57:43Everything's okay.

00:57:44Oh, it's okay.

00:57:45Yeah, just go, go, go, go, go.

00:57:47I'm going to talk to her.

00:57:51I know you don't believe in me.

00:57:53I know that you think that I'm not going to do anything,

00:57:54and you think that I'm a little baby.

00:57:57I don't think that you're a little baby, and I...

00:58:00Oh, my God.

00:58:03Thank you very much for joining me and the Feldmans

00:58:06in their time of mourning.

00:58:09If you would please join me in reciting the mourner's kaddish.

00:58:12Amen.

00:58:31Amen.

00:59:01and on all Israel, and said Amen.

00:59:04Amen.

00:59:05Amen.

00:59:06Amen.

00:59:07Thank you very much.

00:59:31Hey.

00:59:34Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:59:37Stop, stop.

00:59:38What?

00:59:39You know, I think...

00:59:46I think it would be best if we ended this.

00:59:54Sure.

00:59:55Yeah.

00:59:56We probably should before your wife runs out of money.

01:00:00Um, is there a second bathroom?

01:00:03Someone is taking forever in this one?

01:00:06Um, I think there's one upstairs.

01:00:09Oh, you gotta speak up.

01:00:11There's another bathroom upstairs?

01:00:13Forget it.

01:00:14I'll wait till I'm home.

01:00:16Oh, excuse me.

01:00:21I think we should get going soon.

01:00:24Sure.

01:00:25Mm-hmm.

01:00:29Sure.

01:00:30Mm-hmm.

01:00:31Mm-hmm.

01:00:53Sorry.

01:00:54Dad, can we go, please?

01:01:05Yeah, sure we can.

01:01:06Just, uh, go ask your mother.

01:01:11Mom, can we go now?

01:01:12Sweetie, I'm talking to the rabbi.

01:01:14Don't be rude.

01:01:15Don't be rude.

01:01:16But, yes, we can get...

01:01:17You wanna take these books back and...

01:01:20And we'll get going soon.

01:01:21Don't worry.

01:01:29Hey, Danielle.

01:01:32Is this yours?

01:01:33Um, yeah.

01:01:40I found it in the bathroom.

01:01:45Thanks.

01:01:47Yeah.

01:01:49Can I borrow you for a second?

01:01:51She's really hungry.

01:01:52And, uh, I need an extra pair of hands.

01:01:59Can you hold her?

01:02:00Can you hold her?

01:02:02You want...

01:02:03You really want me to...

01:02:04I just need you to hold her for a second.

01:02:06I've got some stuff in the bag.

01:02:07It'd be very helpful.

01:02:10Um, I just...

01:02:11I shouldn't, you know?

01:02:12Oh, hi.

01:02:14You're a babysitter, right?

01:02:17Uh, we're gonna go in a second.

01:02:19Oh, your parents are still here.

01:02:20You're leaving with them, aren't you?

01:02:23I really only work with, like, eight-year-olds and...

01:02:27Well, it's not brain surgery.

01:02:30Just hold her.

01:02:36Um...

01:02:37It's fine.

01:02:38You'll be fine.

01:02:40It's okay.

01:02:41Can you call the car?

01:02:42Yeah, I can do that.

01:02:43Honestly, can you call it?

01:02:44Yeah, but I can do both.

01:02:45I can do both.

01:02:46I can do both.

01:02:47I can do both.

01:02:48I can do both.

01:02:49I can do both.

01:02:50I'd like you to call the car.

01:02:53She's a babysitter.

01:02:54Remember?

01:02:55What?

01:02:56What?

01:02:57What's the matter with you?

01:02:58Honestly, stop.

01:02:59Stop.

01:03:00Oh!

01:03:01Oh!

01:03:02Oh!

01:03:03Oh!

01:03:04Oh!

01:03:05That's 40 years of fasting.

01:03:06It's more like 200.

01:03:07I don't know.

01:03:08It's just crazy.

01:03:09I don't know.

01:03:10It's just crazy.

01:03:11It's just crazy.

01:03:12It's just crazy.

01:03:13I don't know what you do.

01:03:14I don't know.

01:03:15I don't know what you do.

01:03:16It's crazy.

01:03:17What is that?

01:03:18Ah!

01:03:19Ah!

01:03:20Ah!

01:03:21Ah!

01:03:22Ah!

01:03:23Ah!

01:03:24That's 40 years of fasting.

01:03:25That's more like 200.

01:03:26I know.

01:03:27It's just crazy.

01:03:28I've seen things like that.

01:03:29I want you to do this.

01:03:30No.

01:03:31No, no, no.

01:03:32You don't have to worry about that.

01:03:35Can we get a broom, please?

01:03:36No, no, no, no. You don't have to worry about that. Can we get a broom, please?

01:03:42Danny.

01:03:51Sweetie. Danielle, stop.

01:03:57Sorry.

01:03:59What are you doing?

01:04:01Danny, stop. Come on. What are you doing?

01:04:07What's going on, sweetie? Bubbler. Bubbler. Talk to me.

01:04:13I can't. Talk to me. Talk to me. You can't what?

01:04:17I can't.

01:04:19You can't. You can't what, Danielle? What?

01:04:25What, honey?

01:04:27I don't know. I don't know.

01:04:30I don't know.

01:04:32Oh, baby. You don't need to know what you're doing.

01:04:34No, I don't know.

01:04:35You don't need to know.

01:04:37I don't know what I'm going to do.

01:04:39Everything's going to be fine.

01:04:41You're going to get a great job.

01:04:44You're going to meet a great man.

01:04:47You're going to fall in love.

01:04:49Just, you're going to figure it out.

01:04:52Listen, worst case scenario, you can move back into daddy means.

01:04:56No.

01:04:57All right.

01:04:58What are you doing?

01:04:59What are you doing?

01:05:01Yeah, sure.

01:05:03Hey.

01:05:06Everybody looky-loos.

01:05:08Are you okay?

01:05:11He's a little pushy, isn't he?

01:05:14What is wrong with you?

01:05:15Thank you, Maya.

01:05:17Um, you know what?

01:05:19I'm going to go get daddy.

01:05:21Have him bring the car around for us, okay?

01:05:24And you just get out of here by going and helping Mrs. Bronstein out.

01:05:28Okay?

01:05:29Yeah, I can help too.

01:05:32Thank you, Maya.

01:05:33All right.

01:05:34You want to go?

01:05:36Don't you worry about anybody here.

01:05:37They all love you.

01:05:38It's a sad day, you know?

01:05:40It's a sad day.

01:05:41A lot of sadness.

01:05:43Everybody feels it.

01:05:52Mrs. Bronstein, which one is your car?

01:05:54You'll see in a minute.

01:06:02Can I ask you something?

01:06:05What?

01:06:07Um, why do you do it?

01:06:10No, I'm not judging.

01:06:11I'm not judging.

01:06:12I mean, you clearly are.

01:06:13No, I'm not.

01:06:14I just don't know anything about it.

01:06:15I wanted money, and it was easy.

01:06:19Well, is it?

01:06:21Yeah, sometimes.

01:06:22It felt nice to, like, have power and be, like, appreciated.

01:06:29You can just put those in the front seat.

01:06:35Thanks.

01:06:40Do you need help?

01:06:41Oh, no.

01:06:42Thanks, girl.

01:06:43Do you want me to pull out for you?

01:06:45You drive a car?

01:06:47Yeah, I think I'm a pretty good driver.

01:06:50Oh, thank you. No.

01:06:52All right.

01:06:54Be safe.

01:06:58Wait, doesn't she have an expired license?

01:07:00Yeah, they took it away.

01:07:01She's not supposed to.

01:07:04Whatever.

01:07:05Hey, I'm really sorry.

01:07:14It's fine.

01:07:18I just never thought about it that way.

01:07:21No, get in, Maureen.

01:07:22Danielle!

01:07:24What?

01:07:25You coming?

01:07:26I'm really walking towards you, Dad.

01:07:27Sweetie, get over here before somebody sees the car.

01:07:30Where were you?

01:07:31I was looking all over.

01:07:33We were helping Mrs. Bronstein to her car, Mom.

01:07:35Why?

01:07:36Why?

01:07:37Because you're supposed to help fucking old people.

01:07:38I don't know.

01:07:39Don't you dare use that language or that tone with me, young lady.

01:07:43Katherine, Maya, you guys need a ride?

01:07:45No, that's okay. We'll get a car.

01:07:47Oh, good.

01:07:49Fine, Mom. They'll have two seconds for us.

01:07:51What?

01:07:55Make sure you get the car seats in front.

01:07:58Is it in front?

01:07:59Do it?

01:08:00No, it's fine in nearby driveway.

01:08:01Oh, of course.

01:08:02Jesus Christ.

01:08:04Hey, aren't we giving you two a lift?

01:08:06No.

01:08:07Three?

01:08:08Um, no.

01:08:09Oh, no, it's...

01:08:10No, it's okay. We're getting a car, so...

01:08:11Car.

01:08:13Come on, I got the Uber. That's Uberolis. Let's go.

01:08:15Joel, they got a car.

01:08:18We got Maureen.

01:08:19But he's right around the corner, he's a...

01:08:20My phone, just...

01:08:22Okay.

01:08:23My phone, just my phone.

01:08:24Where is it?

01:08:25It's somewhere in here.

01:08:26Okay, that's very specific.

01:08:27It's somewhere in here.

01:08:28Honestly, you guys have so many people between all of you,

01:08:32and we would have to strap her in and all of those things, so...

01:08:35When we were all her age, there was no straps, there was no carriers.

01:08:38Everybody all survived. Come with us.

01:08:40Oh, for the love of God.

01:08:42I'm getting in the car.

01:08:44Sure.

01:08:45Are you fucking kidding me?

01:08:48Uh, youngest in first, you guys to the backy back.

01:08:51Seriously?

01:08:52Come on.

01:08:53Okay.

01:08:56Wait, sorry, you gotta lift up the middle seat. I forgot.

01:08:59All right.

01:09:01You have to pull the lever.

01:09:03I'm literally pulling the lever.

01:09:04Do you want me to do it?

01:09:05No, I got it. It's fine.

01:09:06Come on, Maureen. You gotta use some muscle, you know.

01:09:09No?

01:09:10Oh.

01:09:11You got it?

01:09:12Yeah.

01:09:13Okay, who's next?

01:09:14Uh, Kim? Max?

01:09:16You go first.

01:09:17Okay.

01:09:20Terrific.

01:09:21Katherine, you think you can fit in on that same seat?

01:09:24Here we are.

01:09:26Scoot over.

01:09:28Hold on, hold on.

01:09:29Okay, last one is Maureen.

01:09:32Oh, my.

01:09:33Shit, I think I might have overbooked this.

01:09:35No, shit.

01:09:36We can honestly get out.

01:09:37We can just get a car.

01:09:38It's not a big deal.

01:09:39No, no, no, listen.

01:09:40Maureen, you get there in the backy back.

01:09:41Help Maureen.

01:09:42We should get out.

01:09:43And then, uh, Maureen.

01:09:44And Danielle, can you guys squeeze together into one seat?

01:09:46I mean, you're pretty small, right?

01:09:47Really, Joel?

01:09:48We could take a car.

01:09:49No, no, no, no.

01:09:50This is gonna work.

01:09:51Believe me.

01:09:52I promise you, no man left behind.

01:09:53Or, or woman.

01:09:54Sorry.

01:09:55You okay back there, Maureen?

01:09:57Got a lot of stuff back here, Joel.

01:10:00All right.

01:10:01Everybody comfortable?

01:10:02Put your legs around.

01:10:03Be hands safe.

01:10:05Hey, Maureen.

01:10:06I know.

01:10:07All in.

01:10:12Off like a herd of turtles.

01:10:14It's okay.

01:10:15How's it going to play with this?

01:10:16Just kidding.

01:10:17We're gonna be ready.

01:10:18He's okay.

01:10:19He's okay.

01:10:20He's okay.

01:10:21He's okay.

01:10:22He's okay.

01:10:23He's okay.

01:10:24He's okay.

01:10:25He's okay.

01:10:26He's okay.

01:10:27He's okay.

01:10:28He's okay.

01:10:29He's okay.

01:10:30I don't cry.

01:10:31I don't cry.

01:10:32Cosa?

01:10:33Seatbelt's on.

01:10:35All right.

01:10:36First stop will be Maureen.

01:10:38Oh, thank you.

01:10:41Oh, shit.

01:10:42Damn it.

01:10:46You don't have your phone.

01:10:47Again?

01:10:48I got it.

01:10:49I got it.

01:10:50What?

01:10:51Let's go.

01:10:52Let's go, Joel.

01:10:53Yes.

01:10:54Just, uh...

01:10:55Just finding my keys.

01:10:58Here we are.

01:10:59Okay.

01:11:01Everyone ready?

01:11:07I'm gonna kill you when we get home.

01:11:09No you bet.

01:11:14No one oh.

01:11:17No.

01:11:19No.

01:11:25No.

01:11:30No.

01:11:35No.

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