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00:00:00Once I loved
00:00:10And I gave so much love to this love
00:00:14It was a war to me
00:00:18Once I cried
00:00:24At the thought I was foolish and proud
00:00:28And let you say goodbye
00:00:32Then one day
00:00:38From my infinite sadness you came
00:00:42And brought me love again
00:00:46Now, now I know
00:00:52That no matter whatever defaults
00:00:56I'll never let you go
00:01:00I will hold you close
00:01:02Night and day
00:01:06Because love is the saddest thing
00:01:10When it goes away
00:01:14You know goldfish have only a three second memory
00:01:18That means if it takes three seconds to swim around the bowl
00:01:22Everything is new
00:01:24Each time two goldfish meet
00:01:26It's just like humans really
00:01:28Each time we fall in love
00:01:30It's as if we're doing it for the first time
00:01:32Some kind of chemical reaction kicks in
00:01:34And wipes out all the memories
00:01:36Of how painful the last heartbreak was
00:01:38And we think
00:01:40Wow, this is great
00:01:42This is new
00:01:44This is different
00:01:46Forgetting the pain of childbirth
00:01:48Lovely
00:01:50So we never change or learn or grow
00:01:52We simply go round and round
00:01:54Repeating the same mistakes until we die
00:01:56But what's the point?
00:01:58Love
00:02:00I brought you a present
00:02:02Hmm, Tom
00:02:04Rilke's poems
00:02:06Yes
00:02:08In German
00:02:10Yes
00:02:12With facing translation
00:02:13Thanks
00:02:14Here, look at page 23
00:02:16Again and again
00:02:18Again and again
00:02:19Again and again
00:02:20Even knowing the landscape of love
00:02:22And the little church out there
00:02:24With its sorrowing names
00:02:26And the hauntingly silent abyss
00:02:28Into which the others descend
00:02:30Oh, I think more something like, um...
00:02:34Champion
00:02:35No
00:02:36Cuckoo
00:02:38Cuckoo
00:02:40Ah, holy mother of God
00:02:42I'm so sorry
00:02:43I'm sorry
00:02:44Typical
00:02:48Yep, look, you're fine
00:02:51Sorry
00:02:55Typical
00:03:08Surprise, surprise, it's raining on St. Patrick's Day
00:03:11I...
00:03:14Oh, that sounds quite interesting
00:03:18Hi, I'm Angie Power from the 9 o'clock news
00:03:21Yeah, I recognize you
00:03:22I was wondering if you'd like to come over and tell us what this is all about?
00:03:26Sure
00:03:29Um, so why are you here?
00:03:31Well, there's ample evidence to support the fact that Patrick was North African and that many of his beliefs reflected the teachings of ancient Egyptian religion. The Catholic Church, of course, has simply used Patrick as propaganda to squelch out the indigenous religions of the day. That's very interesting. Yeah, they did the same thing to Jesus. Right. I'd love to hear more about this. Maybe you could give me a ring sometime.
00:03:48Oh, okay. Sure. Sure.
00:04:06Don't worry about this.
00:04:08She's the new semiotics professor. She's nice, isn't she? Not my time. What, over thirty? Yup. You're gonna have to watch yourself with these young ones. Why?
00:04:19She's nice, isn't she?
00:04:23Not my type.
00:04:24What, over 30?
00:04:26Yeah.
00:04:29You're going to have to watch yourself with these young ones.
00:04:32Why?
00:04:35Apparently, one of your, um,
00:04:37racing conquests went off and cried to mommy and they filed a report.
00:04:42That's ridiculous.
00:04:44Getting your heart broken is as much a part of Furt's love as moonlight and roses.
00:04:49God save us from Irish mammies.
00:04:51And you might choose to believe that, but the dean...
00:04:53Look, I love these girls, each and every one of them.
00:04:56And my actions are dictated only by love.
00:04:59I provide them with a safe place to blossom and when they want to, they can move on.
00:05:03That's very noble.
00:05:04I like to think so.
00:05:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:05:19Again and again, we walk out together under the ancient trees, lie down again and again amongst the flowers, face to face with the heavens.
00:05:46All right, have a great big end and be sure to read the story of the young bird for the next week.
00:05:56You want to see me?
00:06:06Ah, yes.
00:06:09Yes, Isolde.
00:06:10That was a brilliant essay.
00:06:12Oh.
00:06:13Really insightful.
00:06:14Oh, thanks.
00:06:15Oh, I especially liked your view on the notion of half-in-love that Keats talks about, because of course you've hit on his very weakness.
00:06:22And being half-in-love is like being half-pregnant, isn't it?
00:06:24Yes.
00:06:24That's what I think.
00:06:27I mean, you either are in love, or you aren't.
00:06:32Yes.
00:06:32Are you walking out?
00:06:39Yes.
00:06:41Of course.
00:06:43There's a difference between love and attraction.
00:06:46Oh, yes, of course, even though attraction sometimes feels like love.
00:06:50It's a funny old business, isn't it?
00:06:54Yeah, sometimes.
00:06:56For sake, I don't.
00:06:58I just know I do sometimes.
00:07:00Anyway, it's not important.
00:07:02I don't care.
00:07:10It'd be nice to have a imagine, though.
00:07:14Okay?
00:07:16I'll see you later.
00:07:16Go, tell you.
00:07:17Okay.
00:07:17Okay.
00:07:20Yes, you see, I thought you understood that here's a quote.
00:07:25Is that a test?
00:07:25No, no, no, no, just an in-joke.
00:07:28An intimate joke.
00:07:42Hiya, hand delivery to the signatory only.
00:07:45Sorry, could you hold on?
00:07:46I'll call you back.
00:07:47Assassin.
00:07:48You see, it starts with a toothbrush.
00:07:50And the next thing, we're fighting over the laundry.
00:07:53Now, if you want true love and commitment, get a puppy.
00:08:03Oh, for fuck's sake.
00:08:05I'd ask you up for the line.
00:08:13Flatman sleeps during the day.
00:08:15He's a security guard.
00:08:15Ah, thank you anyway.
00:08:17Oh, Isold, could you do me a little favor?
00:08:20Sure.
00:08:21Could you, um, whisper to me in German?
00:08:25Whisper to me?
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:27I just adore whispered German.
00:08:30Could you?
00:08:32Oh, what should I say?
00:08:33Oh, anything.
00:08:35Just tell me something you like.
00:08:39Please.
00:08:39Hello, hi.
00:09:03Is that Redburn?
00:09:04Yeah.
00:09:04Hi, this is, um, Bozo.
00:09:06You locked your bike to mine.
00:09:08It's easy knowing you don't make a proper living on a bike.
00:09:11Well, I get off work at six, so...
00:09:13Okay.
00:09:14I'll see you then.
00:09:15At the bike.
00:09:16Okay, all right.
00:09:17I'll see you then.
00:09:17Okay.
00:09:18Bye.
00:09:19Fucking idiot.
00:09:20I'll see you then.
00:09:50So...
00:09:54Good kisser?
00:09:56What are you talking about?
00:09:58You're a crap liar.
00:09:59I saw you, Tom.
00:10:01And you know, I don't even care about you being with other women, or lying about it.
00:10:05But you're pathetic.
00:10:07And one day soon, you're going to end up a sad, lonely old man with a guilty conscience.
00:10:12Goodbye.
00:10:12Goodbye.
00:10:13Goodbye.
00:10:20You again.
00:10:30Have you got something against me?
00:10:32I'm so sorry, I'm at you.
00:10:33I can't believe it's...
00:10:34I don't know.
00:10:35I'm an idiot.
00:10:36You're all right.
00:10:37Would you mind unlocking it now, though?
00:10:39Oh, Jesus, yeah.
00:10:40Of course, sir.
00:10:41Sorry.
00:10:42Sorry.
00:10:46Listen, thanks.
00:10:47Listen, um...
00:10:49I want to give you something for the wages that you lost.
00:10:52Don't be silly.
00:10:53You just buy me a drink sometime.
00:10:56Yeah, all right.
00:10:57Great.
00:10:58See ya.
00:10:59See ya.
00:10:59Hello, Angie.
00:11:15It's Clara.
00:11:17Hello, Clara.
00:11:19No, of course I remember you.
00:11:21Yes, yes.
00:11:24I'd love to.
00:11:26What about Thursday night?
00:11:28Perfect.
00:11:28Do you know, um...
00:11:30Miss Julie's?
00:11:31Hardcore Street.
00:11:31Yeah.
00:11:32Seven o'clock?
00:11:34Perfect.
00:11:34Fantastic.
00:11:35That's...
00:11:35I'll see you then.
00:11:36Okay.
00:11:36Bye.
00:11:38Yes!
00:11:38Yes!
00:11:39Yes!
00:11:39Yes!
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00:11:43Yes!
00:11:43Yes!
00:11:44Yes!
00:11:44Yes!
00:11:45Yes!
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00:11:47Yes!
00:11:48Yes!
00:11:49Yes!
00:11:50Yes!
00:11:51Yes!
00:11:52Yes!
00:11:53Yes!
00:11:54Yes!
00:11:55Yes!
00:11:56Yes!
00:11:57Yes!
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00:11:59Yes!
00:12:00Yes!
00:12:01Yes!
00:12:02Yes!
00:12:03Yes!
00:12:04Yes!
00:12:05Yes!
00:12:06Yes!
00:12:07Yes!
00:12:08Hi!
00:12:09Hello!
00:12:10I'm so sorry, my lady.
00:12:11I got a hell of a work.
00:12:12No problem.
00:12:13How are you doing?
00:12:14I'm good.
00:12:15I'm good.
00:12:16How are you?
00:12:17Love.
00:12:18Love.
00:12:19I mean, what is love?
00:12:20I mean, what is love?
00:12:21By the way, I brought you a little something.
00:12:23Oh, thank you.
00:12:24Oh, thank you.
00:12:25Oh, wow!
00:12:26Wilkes Bowens.
00:12:27In the original German.
00:12:28Yes.
00:12:29With facing translation.
00:12:30I was hoping you might whisper one to me, lady.
00:12:32Why don't you look at page 23?
00:12:33Okay.
00:12:34Again and again.
00:12:35Again and again.
00:12:36Again and again.
00:12:37Even knowing that.
00:12:38You know, the usual.
00:12:39My heart broken in 17 places, but, uh, well, I learned a lot.
00:12:42And you?
00:12:43Do you have a boyfriend?
00:12:44Um, not really.
00:12:45A girlfriend?
00:12:46No.
00:12:47Sorry.
00:12:48I just...
00:12:49You know, I just...
00:12:50You know, I didn't want to be a boyfriend.
00:12:51I didn't want to be a boyfriend.
00:12:52I didn't want to be a boyfriend.
00:12:53You might whisper one to me, lady.
00:12:54Why don't you look at page 23?
00:12:55Again and again.
00:12:57Again and again.
00:12:58Again and again.
00:12:59Even knowing that.
00:13:00You know, the usual.
00:13:01My heart broke in 17 places, but, uh...
00:13:02Well, I learned a lot.
00:13:03And you?
00:13:04Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:05You know, I didn't want to presume that you're straight.
00:13:09I mean, if you're not, it doesn't matter.
00:13:12Are you?
00:13:13Um, I don't know.
00:13:15Well, my best friend and I used to practice kissing on each other when we were 13, but,
00:13:20um, that doesn't really count, does it?
00:13:23Well, it depends.
00:13:25Did you enjoy it?
00:13:27I suppose.
00:13:28Um, Jesus.
00:13:30I haven't thought about this until now, but, uh, I suppose...
00:13:34We...
00:13:35Did it more than once, so...
00:13:36Um...
00:13:37Would you like another drink?
00:13:38Oh, yes, please.
00:13:39Ha, ha.
00:13:40Ha, ha.
00:13:41Ha, ha.
00:13:42Ha, ha.
00:13:43Uh.
00:13:44Yes, please.
00:14:14Yes, please.
00:14:44Yes, please.
00:15:14I got them for you.
00:15:18Thanks, but I don't think they'd suit me.
00:15:21You know what I mean.
00:15:24Do you want a beer?
00:15:45Oh, my God.
00:15:46He can't be more than 12.
00:15:48Why?
00:15:49Do you feel old?
00:15:49So do I.
00:15:51You don't want me to start.
00:15:53I had a great time.
00:16:06Me too.
00:16:07See you tonight?
00:16:07Can't wait.
00:16:08Good morning, Eddie.
00:16:24Good morning.
00:16:24You are a divine creature.
00:16:35No, no, seriously.
00:16:36Seriously.
00:16:36I love everything about you.
00:16:42I love the way you talk.
00:16:45The way you move.
00:16:46The way that lock of hair falls down over your eye.
00:16:54I'm crazy about you, Isolt.
00:16:57I love your name.
00:17:02I love you.
00:17:03I thought we were just going to have some fun.
00:17:09But we are having fun.
00:17:12Aren't we?
00:17:13Let's just keep it light, okay?
00:17:19I mean, I just got out of it.
00:17:22Heavy relationship.
00:17:22I don't want to get back into one.
00:17:25Of course, of course.
00:17:28Sorry.
00:17:29Don't be sorry.
00:17:31I'll go get dressed.
00:17:34Right.
00:17:43So what's today's disaster, then?
00:17:46Sheila Devine.
00:17:47You know the wife of that pity?
00:17:49Oh, you're a man that had the affair with the woman from the newspaper?
00:17:52Only for 17 years.
00:17:54Jesus.
00:17:56Mrs. Devine, how could you not know that she was deceiving you?
00:17:59Who?
00:18:00Sorry?
00:18:01Who was deceiving me?
00:18:03Your husband.
00:18:04Oh, no, no.
00:18:05No, I had no idea.
00:18:07No idea.
00:18:08Did you ever suspect that she was lying to you?
00:18:10Sorry, who?
00:18:11Your husband.
00:18:12It sounded like you said she.
00:18:15She?
00:18:15Yes, she was lying to you.
00:18:17Who?
00:18:18That's what I mean.
00:18:36Hi.
00:18:37Hello.
00:18:39A little light reading?
00:18:41Research.
00:18:42Sure.
00:18:43What are you working on?
00:18:44You don't want to know.
00:18:46No, really?
00:18:48Oh, it's just paper on quantum physics and Stone Age architecture.
00:18:52You know, spirals and algorithms and all that.
00:18:56Ah.
00:18:58You doing research?
00:19:01Yes.
00:19:01Yes.
00:19:02I'm, uh, I'm, uh, there's, uh, this paper, it's sort of, um...
00:19:07Ready to go?
00:19:07Ready to go?
00:19:08Yeah, yeah.
00:19:10See you.
00:19:11Bye.
00:19:16Oh, look.
00:19:23Don't you ever want kids?
00:19:25Jesus Christ, I'm 22.
00:19:26Give us a chance.
00:19:28Oh, stop it.
00:19:29Would you just sit down?
00:19:30Sorry.
00:19:31Oh, yeah.
00:19:35Box of matches, please.
00:19:37Box of matches?
00:19:38Bozo?
00:19:40How's it going?
00:19:41Hiya.
00:19:42Um, red.
00:19:43Yeah.
00:19:44Listen, drinks all around.
00:19:47Well, here and here, anyway.
00:19:49What are you having?
00:19:51Um, well, I, I, I have to, um...
00:19:54I owe you a drink, sir.
00:19:56That's true, you do.
00:19:57We'll have a tequila, thanks.
00:19:59I'll have a tequila and I'll have a pint, please.
00:20:01Oh, great.
00:20:02I'm just in the mood to have a beer spilled to me.
00:20:06Over the Saints!
00:20:08Go on the pitch!
00:20:09Over the Saints!
00:20:10Over the Saints!
00:20:11Go on the pitch!
00:20:13I want a pitch!
00:20:15Absolutely, please!
00:20:17Oh, when the Saints go on the pitch!
00:20:20Go on the pitch!
00:20:21Oh, when the...
00:20:22Shh!
00:20:23Shh!
00:20:25This is it.
00:20:27Right.
00:20:28I'd ask you what, but, uh...
00:20:30Girlfriend.
00:20:31Yeah.
00:20:38Come back to my place.
00:20:40I can't.
00:20:41Why not?
00:20:42I have a girlfriend and...
00:20:43Yeah, so you keep saying.
00:20:45I'm not gay.
00:20:47Of course, I'm not.
00:20:53I think I love you.
00:21:04I'm sorry.
00:21:05Should I not have said that?
00:21:13I don't like using words like love.
00:21:17Why not?
00:21:19I love you really means do you love me?
00:21:22And I own you and...
00:21:24All that crap.
00:21:26That's not true.
00:21:27You know, I...
00:21:29I don't expect you to love me back.
00:21:34It'll be nice.
00:21:38But...
00:21:38I really like you, Auntie.
00:21:46Well, I really like you, too.
00:21:47Where are you going?
00:21:55Where are you going?
00:21:58To the loo.
00:22:00Oh.
00:22:02Sorry.
00:22:02I'd love us to spend some...
00:22:30Some real time together.
00:22:33I'm seeing someone else, you know.
00:22:36Oh, yeah?
00:22:36Yeah.
00:22:37A woman.
00:22:41Cool.
00:22:42You don't have a problem with that.
00:22:43Why should I have a problem if you're bisexual?
00:22:45Who said anything about bisexual?
00:22:47Maybe I've turned lesbian.
00:22:52Have you?
00:22:52Would you have a problem with that?
00:22:55No way, babe.
00:22:56I believe in freedom in every possible way.
00:22:59You're beautiful.
00:23:00Of course everyone's going to want you.
00:23:01I can appreciate that.
00:23:03So you'd be cool about me seeing her and you at the same time?
00:23:07Yeah.
00:23:08Sure, babe.
00:23:09Why should we be limited to some antiquated bourgeois concept of monogamy?
00:23:13If you're attracted to someone, there's a reason for it and you owe it to yourself to find out what that reason is.
00:23:17Everyone in our lives is sent to us to teach us something that's part of our karma from our past lives.
00:23:22So if the gods see fit to send you someone, who are you to question their judgment?
00:23:26You just have to say yes to life.
00:23:27Yes to love.
00:23:28Yes to pleasure.
00:23:29You just have to say yes, yes, yes.
00:23:31Let me smell it.
00:23:32Let me taste it.
00:23:32Let me feel it.
00:23:34I might die tomorrow.
00:23:35Give it all to me now.
00:23:37Do you know what I mean?
00:23:38Yes.
00:23:39Hi, it's Isolde.
00:23:42Leave a message and I'll call you back.
00:23:44Just my name kind of Isolde.
00:23:46Yeah, it's me again.
00:23:47Look, I'm sorry to leave so many messages.
00:23:49It's just, uh...
00:23:50Look, I was worried about you, okay?
00:23:51I hope you're all right.
00:23:53Well, you're left without a note or anything, so, uh...
00:23:56Listen, give us a ring sometime and, uh...
00:23:59I'm sorry to be rumbling on.
00:24:02I'm at home and I'd love to see you, okay?
00:24:05Bye.
00:24:06What?
00:24:09You're a terrible man.
00:24:12Coo-coo.
00:24:14Sorry, I have to go.
00:24:23Hi, it's Clara.
00:24:24You know what to do.
00:24:25Hi, Clara.
00:24:26Yeah, Tom here.
00:24:27Just wanted to see how you are.
00:24:33I want to go dancing.
00:24:36We can dance right here.
00:24:39Okay.
00:24:42So you want to go out dancing?
00:24:45You never get bored just hanging around.
00:24:47You want to go dancing?
00:24:48I want to go dancing.
00:24:50Okay.
00:24:51So let's go dancing.
00:24:53Good.
00:24:53Fine.
00:24:54You know, Rosie, you don't get a medal for the amount of time you're sticking with the
00:25:02fella.
00:25:02I know, I know.
00:25:04I mean, every second you're unhappy is a waste of time.
00:25:07And that's a sin.
00:25:09God, look, let's get another drink.
00:25:10Okay, now you're talking.
00:25:12Hello, lovely ladies.
00:25:13How would you like a little libation?
00:25:16I'll go for a glass of champagne.
00:25:17Wouldn't you, Rosie?
00:25:19Yeah.
00:25:20Yeah, we'll have two cur royales, mister.
00:25:22A royal nectar for a royal highness.
00:25:25Christ, hello.
00:25:26We'll be lumbered with him or not.
00:25:27We'll catch a drink off.
00:25:34Give me two cur royales for those two wagons in the window.
00:25:37One of those two wagons is my girlfriend.
00:25:39Ah, well, my condolences.
00:25:43You can buy her the drink, son.
00:25:46Hang on.
00:25:47What's this?
00:25:49I guess you'll just have to spend the night with me with no man.
00:25:52Gee, you better fear.
00:25:54Sorry about the phone.
00:25:55It must have got cut off.
00:25:57What are you doing here?
00:25:58What time do you finish?
00:25:59I can't.
00:26:00My girlfriend is here.
00:26:01Here?
00:26:02Where?
00:26:02Which one is she?
00:26:04She's over there.
00:26:07Lovely.
00:26:07I wouldn't have thought you'd be the dolly board type.
00:26:10Or the other one.
00:26:15You know, you could do better.
00:26:16Do you want to order something?
00:26:19Yeah, I'll have a beer, thanks.
00:26:20What time do you say you finish?
00:26:27Huh?
00:26:28How do you look?
00:26:29I look fucking dreadful.
00:26:31How come?
00:26:31I mean, you look great and golden.
00:26:32Karen, how's it going?
00:26:33Oh, condo.
00:26:34How are you doing?
00:26:35Condo, this is Angie.
00:26:36Oh, hi, Angie.
00:26:37Cool.
00:26:38Claire has told me a lot about you.
00:26:40Oh, really?
00:26:41Yeah, she's some chick, what?
00:26:44What?
00:26:44Uh, condo, uh, I don't mean to be rude or anything, but, uh, we're kind of in the middle of something,
00:26:49so do you mind leaving us alone?
00:26:51Sure, babe.
00:26:51If I get you, I'll be to meet you.
00:26:53I'll see you again.
00:26:54Who's that?
00:27:00It's the guy from college.
00:27:02You told him a lot about me?
00:27:04Oh.
00:27:06He's just being obnoxious.
00:27:07Now, that's a word, all right, Erica, little prick.
00:27:09I love this song.
00:27:11Dance with me.
00:27:11I love you.
00:27:14I love you.
00:27:18I love you.
00:27:22I treat you unkindly.
00:27:29I love you.
00:27:59Howdy, where are you going?
00:28:02I'm leaving.
00:28:03Can I come in?
00:28:04You can do what you like.
00:28:05Well, I'll just get myself.
00:28:06What, you mean you say goodnight to him?
00:28:07No.
00:28:08I'll be outside.
00:28:14Hi.
00:28:15That'll be a minute.
00:28:15My friend's just coming.
00:28:16Oh, well, now it's a busy old night.
00:28:19Look, turn on the meter if you like.
00:28:20She'll be right here.
00:28:21Yeah, she better be, because if that's one thing I fucking hate, it's wait.
00:28:24Hey.
00:28:30Are you your one off the telly?
00:28:31Listen, why don't you guys go ahead?
00:28:33I'll catch up with you.
00:28:34Ah, no.
00:28:34Shall we wait?
00:28:35There's only another ten minutes.
00:28:36The boss says I have to work late.
00:28:38But you're closing.
00:28:39What does he want you to do?
00:28:41There's a big clean-up in the storeroom tonight.
00:28:44Poor thing.
00:28:45Oh, look, I'm not that pushed about going out anyway.
00:28:48I mean, I don't mind waiting.
00:28:50Do you, Helen?
00:28:51No?
00:28:53Shall we get best of these years in there, Barnum?
00:28:55But this place is crap!
00:28:59David, are you all right?
00:29:00Of course I'm all right.
00:29:01Are you sweating?
00:29:02Fine, I'm fine.
00:29:04I'm the mumps.
00:29:05He's having a hot flush.
00:29:06Yes.
00:29:07I dug in.
00:29:09Not tonight.
00:29:11Well, how about Thursday night, then?
00:29:13You're okay.
00:29:20See you later.
00:29:22Oh, though.
00:29:28He's nice.
00:29:37Are you coming to my place?
00:29:39Am I allowed?
00:29:39If you want.
00:29:41What's wrong, Angie?
00:29:41I don't enjoy being made a fool of.
00:29:43What do you mean?
00:29:45I mean your friend.
00:29:46Konza.
00:29:47Whatever.
00:29:47What about him?
00:29:49Is there something going on between you two?
00:29:51Not really.
00:29:53Not really?
00:29:55Christ.
00:29:56What?
00:29:57I don't see what the problem is.
00:29:59You and I didn't swear to be monogamous.
00:30:00That's a separate issue.
00:30:01I don't enjoy being humiliated.
00:30:03You...
00:30:03You are jealous.
00:30:05Jesus, I haven't even got to jealous yet.
00:30:07I'm still trying to get to the basic truth.
00:30:09Are you seeing him as well as me?
00:30:12Maybe.
00:30:13Would you mind if I did?
00:30:16Honestly, yes, I would.
00:30:18Why?
00:30:19There's no competition.
00:30:20Oh, I'm sure it's a very enlightened idea, Clara, but my stomach just turns at the thought of it.
00:30:24I'm only expressing my bisexuality.
00:30:27Do you really want to lock me into a monogamous relationship?
00:30:32I don't want to lock you into anything.
00:30:34If you're unfulfilled by being with me, then you shouldn't be with me.
00:30:38Then maybe I shouldn't be with you.
00:30:44Is that what you want?
00:30:46Angie.
00:30:47I can't change the way I am.
00:30:51I wouldn't want you to.
00:30:53Angie.
00:30:56I do love you.
00:30:59I thought you said that word was forbidden.
00:31:01Nothing is forbidden.
00:31:02That's my point.
00:31:07Oh, Clara.
00:31:09I'm sorry.
00:31:12I'm sorry, too.
00:31:17Do you want a lift, Pat?
00:31:41What are you doing here?
00:31:43You're such a little flourish.
00:31:45Take it easy, Tom.
00:31:45He's twisted out of his head.
00:31:47You're miserable little...
00:31:48What's wrong?
00:31:48Why him?
00:31:49Tom, if I were to have to drink after class, it's none of your business.
00:31:52Oh, so that's it.
00:31:53What we had meant nothing to you.
00:31:55You are a cruel woman.
00:31:56Come on, Tom.
00:31:56Calm down.
00:31:57Hey, hey, calm down.
00:31:58Jesus, Tom.
00:31:59Ow.
00:32:01Oh, my God.
00:32:01Oh, my God.
00:32:03Come on.
00:32:07Come on.
00:32:08Come on, come on, you cowards.
00:32:09Come on, I'll take on the two of you.
00:32:11What, are you afraid?
00:32:12Come on.
00:32:12Come on.
00:32:13Come on, you big girl's blows.
00:32:14Come on.
00:32:16Come on side by.
00:32:17Yeah.
00:32:22Help!
00:32:28Angie, what's wrong?
00:32:42It's Butch.
00:32:47What have you wrote over?
00:32:51I'm sorry.
00:32:52Oh, you poor king.
00:33:00Do you want me to...
00:33:12I just don't want them to be lonely.
00:33:35She must be so upset.
00:33:37She'll be okay.
00:33:39Look, tomorrow morning we'll go to the pet shop.
00:33:42Yeah?
00:33:46Are you out tonight?
00:33:48With Clara?
00:33:50And how's it going?
00:33:57It's over.
00:34:00Why?
00:34:01What happened?
00:34:03She's seeing this stupid guy as well as me.
00:34:08She said she's bisexual.
00:34:11Or in everybody else.
00:34:13Don't you start.
00:34:15Well, 10% of people are gay.
00:34:1810% are straight.
00:34:19And everybody else is bi.
00:34:21That's my tea.
00:34:22Well, I'm sick of berries.
00:34:24Can you have some tequila?
00:34:26Sure.
00:34:27Hi, Clara.
00:34:35Yeah, the Tom here.
00:34:37Listen, just wanted to see you.
00:34:43I'm through with women.
00:34:44Men aren't any easier.
00:34:46Women are so complicated.
00:34:47Yeah.
00:34:48And men are so fucking simple.
00:34:50Imagine two women having PMT at the same time.
00:34:53Imagine two men who are equally selfish.
00:34:57Women are so sensitive.
00:34:59You know, and every day is something different.
00:35:01Right when you think you've got a handle on it,
00:35:02something else happens and you're right back to square one.
00:35:05At least it's better than being with someone who's incapable of showing their feelings
00:35:09and who just cares only about themselves.
00:35:11Yeah, but women have so many feelings, you know,
00:35:13and all they want to do is express them.
00:35:15The only feelings men express are hunger and lusts.
00:35:20I'd love that.
00:35:22I'd love your problems.
00:35:24To men.
00:35:25To women.
00:35:25I don't think I'll ever find true love.
00:35:40Ever.
00:35:41No.
00:35:42It's definitely not true.
00:35:48Oh, Brad.
00:35:50Why couldn't I just be attracted to you?
00:35:53That would be so much easier.
00:35:55You're my best friend.
00:35:59You understand me?
00:36:02And you're gorgeous looking.
00:36:04Well, if I had to be attracted to any woman,
00:36:08I'd be attracted to you.
00:36:09No.
00:36:09Let's go.
00:36:39What did you think it was, David?
00:36:52You, Rosie.
00:36:53You.
00:37:09Mind if I join in?
00:37:31Oh, you must be on your own.
00:37:35Yeah, I am.
00:37:36Why?
00:37:37Because if you were with your fancy lesbian lover, you wouldn't be speaking to me.
00:37:40Hanzo, that's not true.
00:37:41It is fucking true.
00:37:43I thought you were cool.
00:37:44I am cool.
00:37:45I'm cool about you and whatever you want to do in bed, but I'm not cool about being treated like shit.
00:37:49I'm out of here.
00:37:49You want to see me?
00:38:07Lucy, I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your essay on Shelley's love is death metaphor.
00:38:15Thanks.
00:38:16Are you walking out?
00:38:18Yeah, I'm meeting somebody.
00:38:19Right.
00:38:21Would you like to get a cup of coffee sometime?
00:38:23Are you propositioning me?
00:38:25No.
00:38:26No, of course not.
00:38:27Because if you are, I just want to say I think you're a really nice guy, but, well, I don't really go for older men.
00:38:36Sorry.
00:38:37No, no, no, I just wanted to say how much I enjoyed your essay.
00:38:40Thanks.
00:38:42Right.
00:38:44Right.
00:38:55There you go.
00:38:56Oh, thank you, Red.
00:38:57You have saved my day.
00:38:58It's in my nature.
00:39:00You know, you're more than welcome to stay if you are.
00:39:01Oh, thanks.
00:39:02The idea of dining with six lesbians is tantalizing, but who's coming anyway?
00:39:08Oh, there's Felicity and Sophie.
00:39:09Oh, we thought they split up.
00:39:11Oh, they had.
00:39:12But, you know, they're still fans.
00:39:13Of course they are.
00:39:14And Felicity's bringing her new girlfriend, Sinead, who actually used to be Sophie's girlfriend before she met Felicity.
00:39:20Oh.
00:39:21I know, it's very intricate.
00:39:23Oh, and there's Emma and Jane.
00:39:24Are they still together?
00:39:25Oh, still breaking up.
00:39:28Of course.
00:39:29Emma and Felicity were lovers years and years ago.
00:39:31Oh, so is there going to be anyone at the table who isn't somebody's ex?
00:39:34Oh, well, Sinead's bringing her friend Kate, who I haven't met for.
00:39:39Of course, she's Karen Reynolds' ex.
00:39:41Well, if Kate was Karen's ex and Karen is Suzanne's ex, then Kate must be your ex's ex's ex.
00:39:48So, you two have got to sleep together, you know, complete the circle.
00:39:52Oh, no, no, no.
00:39:53I am through with love.
00:39:54I am going to buy myself a puppy, settle down as a happy single person, and quit wasting my time kissing a bunch of frogs.
00:40:01That is a good plan.
00:40:03Listen, have a good time.
00:40:05What are you up to tonight?
00:40:07I am meeting Prince Charming.
00:40:08Take care, Kate.
00:40:17See you later, all right?
00:40:18Bye-bye.
00:40:18Bye-bye.
00:40:19See you.
00:40:20Bye.
00:40:21Okay, next time.
00:40:22Don't know if I fill it in.
00:40:23Yes, good night.
00:40:26I can't.
00:40:32Some more wine?
00:40:34Why not?
00:40:35We go driving on your bike, and we make promises in the night, and then I curl around the body, and I say you'll remind me with your life.
00:40:48You're in my love, you're in my blood.
00:40:53You can be anything that you want.
00:40:58You climb into my mind, you drive everything inside wild, and then I curl around.
00:41:05You're madly, I say you'll remind me with your life.
00:41:10There are four corners on my bed.
00:41:15There are four angels overhead.
00:41:21This is a carriage, I am safe inside.
00:41:24It's refuge where my horse is riding to the stormy night.
00:41:30You're in my love.
00:41:32I'm so sorry, Rosalyn.
00:41:46Okay, look.
00:41:48I deserve that.
00:41:49You deserve far worse than that, David.
00:41:51Please, please, just try and understand.
00:41:54I've been in hell, Rosalyn.
00:41:55Oh, no, David.
00:41:57No.
00:41:58I'm sorry, but this is not the time to be looking for sympathy.
00:42:01You can look for that from your fucking boyfriend.
00:42:03I'll keep the flat.
00:42:09You move out.
00:42:11If that's what you want.
00:42:13If that's what I want.
00:42:15Like, any of this is what I want.
00:42:19Like, what I wanted was to be dumped for a man.
00:42:22Rosie, that's not what's happening.
00:42:24I want you gone by the time I get here.
00:42:25I don't have anywhere to go.
00:42:27Frankly, David, I don't give a shit.
00:42:40Hey, when we first met, I've got the time to come for me.
00:42:47Oh, hi.
00:42:50It's all.
00:42:52Hi.
00:42:53Ah, Clara.
00:42:54Clara.
00:42:56How you doing?
00:42:57I'm, I'm grand.
00:42:59And yourself?
00:43:00Good, thanks.
00:43:02Well, see you around.
00:43:04Okay, bye.
00:43:13Hey, Rich.
00:43:15Hey, how's it going?
00:43:18Good.
00:43:20What are you going on holidays?
00:43:23No way.
00:43:24I told Rosie about it or she kicked me out.
00:43:26Oh, shit.
00:43:28Listen, I was just wondering.
00:43:29Do you think I could maybe leave my stuff with you for a little while while I go and look
00:43:33at a flat?
00:43:34Oh, yeah.
00:43:35Yeah, no problem.
00:43:36Look, come on in.
00:43:38Look, you can leave it in here now.
00:43:43Just a hole in the corner there.
00:43:46Are you all right?
00:43:48Did you want a drink?
00:43:49Come and see you.
00:43:49No, thanks.
00:43:50Look, I'll just head off.
00:43:52Shouldn't take long.
00:43:53All right.
00:43:56Thanks, all right?
00:43:57Yeah, it's okay.
00:44:08Look, fuck it.
00:44:09Why don't you stay here tonight?
00:44:11No, I can't, Dad.
00:44:12Yeah, look.
00:44:12I have a day off.
00:44:14It's nice, cosy, warm bed down there.
00:44:16And a three-day-old Indian in the fridge.
00:44:19All right.
00:44:19Well, in that case...
00:44:21Yeah, come on.
00:44:22Okay, but just for tonight, are we?
00:44:25Well, fuck it.
00:44:26It's only one night.
00:44:27And further on, we know Grecian girls, the first and tallest, her white kerchief waving,
00:44:35were strung together like a row of pearls, leaped hand in hand, and dancing, each two
00:44:40having down her white neck long floating auburn curls, the least of which would set ten poets
00:44:45raving, their leader sang and bound into her song, with choral step and voice, the virgin
00:44:50throng.
00:44:51All these romantics go on about is love, love, love.
00:44:54Well, you know what?
00:44:54They were lucky.
00:44:55They all died young.
00:44:56In poetically tragic circumstances, of course.
00:44:59They had it easy.
00:45:00They didn't have to suffer to the shit like the rest of us.
00:45:02Life is great when you're dead by 30.
00:45:04Look, what would you all know?
00:45:14So you've been working here for four years?
00:45:16Five now, actually.
00:45:18Almost.
00:45:18Look at her pretty phone, Mummy.
00:45:21Isn't she gorgeous?
00:45:22Yeah.
00:45:24Do you want to have kids?
00:45:27No.
00:45:29Yeah.
00:45:30I do.
00:45:31One day.
00:45:33Hey, Betty.
00:45:34I would.
00:45:36Yeah.
00:45:42Is that his real name?
00:45:45It is.
00:45:46Yeah.
00:45:46Yeah.
00:46:04I didn't think I was going to let this pass without a celebration, did you?
00:46:20Thanks.
00:46:21I need it.
00:46:23I need it.
00:46:23I need it.
00:46:23Let's go.
00:46:53Perfect. You're welcome to enjoy the labour pains.
00:46:58Right. And you can do the night leads.
00:47:01With pleasure.
00:47:07Hi again, Isolde.
00:47:10Hi.
00:47:12Clara.
00:47:13Yeah.
00:47:15I'm sorry.
00:47:17I'm very sorry, but how do we know each other?
00:47:21Well, you know Tom Lawless?
00:47:23He was cheating on me with you.
00:47:25Oh my God. I'm so sorry.
00:47:28No, please. I'm sorry for you.
00:47:30I'm sorry for both of us.
00:47:31You're not seeing him anymore then?
00:47:33Jesus, I was never seeing him.
00:47:35I mean, it was a mistaken fling that he took too seriously.
00:47:39Oh God.
00:47:40I'm a prudence.
00:47:42I mean, no offence.
00:47:43You're not offending me.
00:47:44Did he pull the Rilke spiel on you?
00:47:47Oh yeah.
00:47:49Did he do the goldfish speech on you?
00:47:51Yes.
00:47:52Oh.
00:47:53Oh, crazy.
00:48:06Are you alright?
00:48:07You know, the only person who'd care if I did myself in right now would be my mother.
00:48:20And she'd only be troubled by the inconvenience.
00:48:23That's not true.
00:48:24You don't know my mother?
00:48:26No.
00:48:27I would care.
00:48:33Thanks.
00:48:34That's very kind of you to say so.
00:48:51Thank you for saving my life.
00:48:53It wasn't high enough to kill you anyway.
00:48:55I might have fractured my wrist.
00:48:57Or scraped my knee.
00:49:00Excuse me.
00:49:01Would you get your man over there, whatever he's having?
00:49:04Thanks.
00:49:05Oh, Helen, what are you at now?
00:49:06It's only a bit of fun.
00:49:08We both know the only cure for heartache is a good ride.
00:49:11Sir, can you have another drink coming?
00:49:13It's coming for me.
00:49:14There's two ladies right over there.
00:49:15It's alright.
00:49:16Not really my type.
00:49:18Well, Rosie, your type is at this moment having sex with a man.
00:49:21I'm trying to expand your range here.
00:49:26Oh, she's coming over.
00:49:30Hi, sorry.
00:49:31I don't mean to intrude.
00:49:32I just wanted to thank you for the drink.
00:49:34You're welcome.
00:49:35Would you like to join us?
00:49:36Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:49:41Okay, yeah, I'll, um...
00:49:44I'll just get my drink.
00:49:46Oh, my God.
00:49:55You speak German?
00:49:57A bit.
00:50:00Read some more.
00:50:02Please.
00:50:04Rilke.
00:50:05I mean, you could at least choose Schiller.
00:50:07I can't believe you speak German.
00:50:09What's this?
00:50:11What?
00:50:12Tom Lawless.
00:50:13That's you.
00:50:13Oh, no, give that to me.
00:50:15No.
00:50:16I'd really like to see it.
00:50:17No, no, please just give it to me.
00:50:18It's the least you can do after I saved your life.
00:50:29Look, I was a kid when I wrote that.
00:50:30I didn't know what I was doing.
00:50:31That's really nice, Tom.
00:50:39There's great potential here.
00:50:40What happened?
00:50:42What do you mean?
00:50:44Do you still write?
00:50:45No.
00:50:46No, not poetry.
00:50:48The odd academic article, just to keep my job.
00:50:51But why not?
00:50:52Well, you know, it's work and everything.
00:50:55All right.
00:50:57I'm lazy.
00:50:58I'm a lazy, good-for-nothing, cowardly, philandering has-been, bad poet, all right?
00:51:04So now that you know you can be on your way, go on.
00:51:14I'm still drinking my cocoa.
00:51:20So do you have a boyfriend?
00:51:21Not at the moment.
00:51:22Girlfriend?
00:51:23No.
00:51:24Sorry.
00:51:25I just didn't want to assume you're straight or anything.
00:51:30Have you been with a woman?
00:51:32No.
00:51:34I'm being against the idea.
00:51:36It's just, you know.
00:51:38I can't see how you can, really.
00:51:41I don't know.
00:51:42I'm into, you know, sex.
00:51:47Me too.
00:51:51Oh, yippee!
00:52:07Can we do that again?
00:52:08All right.
00:52:09Thanks for seeing me home.
00:52:22I'm sorry if Helen put you on the cross.
00:52:24No, no.
00:52:24She was, um, fun.
00:52:27I should go.
00:52:36Yeah.
00:52:37Could I walk you to your door?
00:52:40Would you like?
00:52:44Wait back in a minute.
00:52:45I hear no one that's waiting all night.
00:52:47Try it and me wait for no man.
00:52:48I'll make it watch your wire.
00:52:49Just make it quick.
00:52:50I'm, uh, really glad to have met you.
00:53:00You too.
00:53:02I mean, me too.
00:53:04I don't know what to say in these situations.
00:53:06Like, me too and you too.
00:53:07You know what I mean?
00:53:08Like, if I say me too, then does it mean I'm really glad to have met me?
00:53:11Or if I say you too, then does it mean I'm really glad to have met you?
00:53:15Huh?
00:53:15Here, I'm a busy man.
00:53:23I suppose I should go.
00:53:27Well, you can come in if you like.
00:53:30I like that very much.
00:53:33Me too.
00:53:35Renée, Renée, Renée.
00:53:38Orfée.
00:53:40Relay.
00:53:41B-Day.
00:53:45If you did have our baby, who would be the father?
00:53:54Ooh, the killer detail.
00:53:56I don't know.
00:53:57What do you think?
00:53:59What about Red?
00:54:00No.
00:54:03You two are so close.
00:54:04It'd be weird.
00:54:06What about your brothers?
00:54:08One of them is 12.
00:54:10The other is married to a battle axe.
00:54:11What about an anonymous donor?
00:54:16What if you get an axe murderer?
00:54:18No, no, no.
00:54:18You can choose.
00:54:19They have, like, menus on the internet.
00:54:20What kind of weirdos don't eat their sperm?
00:54:24I don't know.
00:54:26Ego-maniacs, I suppose.
00:54:27Oh, I'd rather go off to Greece and find some strapping young Adonis than just play Russian roulette.
00:54:32Yeah, but you wouldn't know what weird genetic defects you might be carrying with him.
00:54:36Plus, wouldn't you have to have sex with him?
00:54:46I just wish I could get pregnant by you.
00:54:51Me too.
00:54:52You know, goldfish have only a three-second memory.
00:55:09Oh, really?
00:55:11And how do they test the memory of the goldfish?
00:55:14I don't know.
00:55:15Flashcards?
00:55:17It's an urban myth.
00:55:19Well, but don't you think humans in love are like that?
00:55:22You know, we fall in love and we forget all the pain.
00:55:24And everything.
00:55:26How long was your last relationship?
00:55:29About three months.
00:55:30And before that?
00:55:33I don't know.
00:55:33Maybe, um, about the same.
00:55:35But before that?
00:55:38Look, I don't see what this is.
00:55:39A couple of months?
00:55:41Give or take, yeah?
00:55:43Maybe you're just a goldfish, Tom.
00:55:50Okay.
00:55:51Oh, there it is.
00:55:52Here we go here.
00:55:53Private fertility.
00:55:54And what we do.
00:55:56Donor search.
00:55:57Right.
00:55:58Good.
00:56:00Oh, look.
00:56:00Here we go.
00:56:02Okay.
00:56:04Here's Brad, 24, likes surfing and snowboarding.
00:56:09And has, like, totally no brain cells.
00:56:10Oh, Felipe, 26, is a male model studying to be a neurosurgeon.
00:56:17This is like blind date.
00:56:20Felipe, what do you like to do on cold winter evenings?
00:56:23Oh, Bill, from Tucson, Arizona, won the Mr. American Western Semifinals.
00:56:27Well, what if we had a black baby?
00:56:32What about me?
00:56:34Sorry?
00:56:35I mean, if you're that desperate for sperm, what's wrong with me?
00:56:40I've got decent genes.
00:56:42But apart from anti-ethnic.
00:56:43No, thank you.
00:56:45But thanks, anyway.
00:56:46Oh, meet Ricky, a Hawaiian ichthyologist.
00:56:49Now, don't be surprised if Mummy asks about kids.
00:56:57She's got visions of 17 grandchildren dancing around her feet.
00:57:00That's fine by me.
00:57:01I've always fancied having loads of kids, haven't you?
00:57:04Well, I don't know.
00:57:06I mean, I have to deal with kids all day in the nursery.
00:57:09I think one would be as much as I'd want to handle at home.
00:57:13Oh, really?
00:57:14Well, yeah.
00:57:17That's...
00:57:18We don't...
00:57:19We can just play it by ear.
00:57:22Exactly.
00:57:23It's not like we have to decide right this second.
00:57:25Exactly.
00:57:28Oh, by the way, let on you're a Catholic.
00:57:30Okay.
00:57:31What?
00:57:33Mummy.
00:57:34You're late?
00:57:34Yeah.
00:57:37So, what'd you do last night?
00:57:40Oh, when I was saying...
00:57:42Oh.
00:57:46So, what'd you do?
00:57:48Did you just have a kid next?
00:57:54Did you sleep?
00:57:58I thought we had an open relationship.
00:58:00Did you start asking?
00:58:02Yes, I did.
00:58:03I knew it.
00:58:05He's had his eye on you since the moment he met you.
00:58:08He's only been waiting for a chance to drag you into bed.
00:58:10Well, I wasn't exactly right.
00:58:12Oh.
00:58:12How could you sleep with him?
00:58:13I didn't ask you where you could sleep with that Konzo creep.
00:58:17Jesus, Clara.
00:58:19You said you were cool about it.
00:58:20Yeah, I'm cool about it.
00:58:21Where are you going?
00:58:22Come here, will you grow up?
00:58:28I thought I did well with the whole Catholic thing, didn't you?
00:58:31You were great.
00:58:32I mean, there is a difference between communion and confirmation, but you'll learn all about that when you convert.
00:58:37Yeah, right.
00:58:38I'm serious.
00:58:42If we're to be married at a church, you'll have to convert.
00:58:46No.
00:58:48No, I'm sorry.
00:58:49I mean, taking it to your parents is one thing.
00:58:52I'm not seriously going to convert.
00:58:59It'll break Mommy's heart.
00:59:01I'm not marrying Mommy.
00:59:05We'll sort something out.
00:59:08I'm sure.
00:59:11Do you know what day this is?
00:59:13No.
00:59:14It's our three-month anniversary.
00:59:17Wow.
00:59:18That's very sweet of you to know this.
00:59:20I'm a very sweet guy.
00:59:45First of three.
00:59:50Best of nine.
01:00:00Oh, God.
01:00:03I had to tell you in person.
01:00:07This woman died?
01:00:09You're never going to believe this.
01:00:11You've won the lottery.
01:00:13I'm pregnant.
01:00:22Congratulations.
01:00:23That's wonderful.
01:00:25I still can't get my head around it.
01:00:26That's a miracle.
01:00:28We should celebrate.
01:00:30What did you...
01:00:31Did you and Kate do the old turkey-based or thing?
01:00:34Red.
01:00:34I know it's a bit kinky, but if you're into kitchen...
01:00:37Kate doesn't even know yet.
01:00:39Sorry?
01:00:39Red, I'm so scared that she's going to leave me once you find out.
01:00:44What?
01:00:45Sorry, no.
01:00:46I'm completely confused.
01:00:48Who did you...
01:00:49What?
01:00:51You haven't gone straight, have you?
01:00:52Red.
01:00:55Remember.
01:00:56You remember what?
01:00:58Angie.
01:01:01Angie.
01:01:01Oh, Mother of God.
01:01:12You're winding me up.
01:01:14No, I'm not.
01:01:16Are you absolutely sure?
01:01:18Sure.
01:01:19Thirteen pregnancy tests.
01:01:21I think so.
01:01:22But how could that happen?
01:01:24We used a condom.
01:01:25One very determined little sperm.
01:01:28Oh.
01:01:28What are you going to do?
01:01:31I don't know.
01:01:33I have to talk to Kate about it.
01:01:37Look, I don't think I'd be the greatest dad in the world.
01:01:40Look, Dad, this isn't just about you, you know.
01:01:42No, I know.
01:01:43I know.
01:01:45It's just...
01:01:47I'm sorry.
01:01:48I'm a little shocked.
01:01:51So am I.
01:01:55Do you want a drink?
01:01:56Yes.
01:01:57Please, please.
01:01:59And not tequila.
01:02:01Do you want to have one?
01:02:04Not on my condition.
01:02:07Look at me, Dad.
01:02:08Look at me, Dad.
01:02:11Let's go.
01:02:12Let's go.
01:02:12Look.
01:02:12I'll see you next week.
01:02:13The end of the day is this small.
01:02:17It's soft.
01:02:17Let's go.
01:02:18I'm out.
01:02:18I'm not alone.
01:02:20I'm not alone.
01:02:21I'm not alone.
01:02:21I'm not alone.
01:02:22I'm not alone.
01:02:24I'm not alone.
01:02:26Yahu wa s' honatically.
01:02:29You are theدمic of temple.
01:02:31So there isainip home,
01:02:32And yes, baby.
01:02:35An mean the tree we are buried,
01:02:36and sugges the forefront,
01:02:38And I'm the journaling and Будdo.
01:02:40And I have no idea,
01:02:41And I just want to respond to that result.
01:02:43Abu wa haram,
01:02:44The הב�han's interspotpora.
01:02:49Happy birthday face,
01:02:52We are here's the sun.
01:02:53Bye-bye.
01:02:54I'll return to the beach.
01:02:55I love you, Dad.
01:03:09Go away!
01:03:10I'm not pervert.
01:03:12I'll call the guards on you.
01:03:14I'm serious now.
01:03:15I am a politician's wife and have some power.
01:03:18No, I'm a dad.
01:03:21God help us all.
01:03:22Yes.
01:03:23God help us all.
01:03:25Jesus, David, this is stupid.
01:03:29Look, if I wanted a wife and kids, I could have just stayed with Rosie.
01:03:32You said you were gay.
01:03:33Yeah, but you said you weren't.
01:03:34Well, I'm not.
01:03:35Oh, I am.
01:03:45I don't have to go.
01:03:46Can we not talk about it?
01:03:47I'll call you.
01:03:55I wrote you a poem.
01:04:21It's really bad, but would you like to see it?
01:04:29You read it.
01:04:30Simply to love you shall suffice today, so let us leave the gift of its return until some
01:04:40later hand has shaped my clay over and over, fitter for your name.
01:04:45And if that secret hand should never learn a new perfection on the endless wheel, ever my
01:04:53love must strengthen in the flame and make me true upon a rack of steel.
01:04:57I shall not weary if you dare to say ages of life as swiftly shall be gone as tumbling sands
01:05:04within the living glass.
01:05:07Oh, promised you, how could I curse the way or from the shadows to the shadows pass and
01:05:13not feel nearer sudden shafts of dawn?
01:05:27Hmm.
01:05:28Now this.
01:05:29That pulverized primrose petal and placenta.
01:05:34Listen, Rosie, on the 15th of next month I have to go to Galway for a conference and
01:05:39um, I thought I might go out to Connemara for three days.
01:05:44What?
01:05:46Why?
01:05:46That's only four days before the wedding.
01:05:49There's so much to do.
01:05:50No, I know, I know.
01:05:50I just think I need to be by myself just for a little while, you know, contemplating.
01:05:58Contemplating?
01:05:59What are you turning into, some kind of monk?
01:06:01No, no, no, no.
01:06:02I just need to sort my head out.
01:06:08You know, the Druids, they used to go into the temple for three days and nights by themselves
01:06:13to get inspiration.
01:06:15Druids?
01:06:16Now you're a Druid.
01:06:17I'm not a Druid.
01:06:20I just really think I need to do this.
01:06:23And I thought three days had a sort of power about it, like Christ in the temple.
01:06:29Oh, so now you're Christ resurrected.
01:06:31If you can't understand that this is something that...
01:06:33Why can't you understand that I need a bit of help in the run-up?
01:06:36It's a major event, you know?
01:06:38It takes a huge amount of planning and an organization.
01:06:41I know, I thought maybe one of your 13 bridesmaids might help you there.
01:06:44Typical man, just leave all the hard work to the women.
01:06:46Rosie, Rosie.
01:06:50Is this the way it's going to be for the rest of our lives?
01:06:52No, it gets worse.
01:07:09Have you ever thought about getting married?
01:07:14Is that a proposal?
01:07:16No.
01:07:17Oh, God, no.
01:07:18No, I was just wondering, you know.
01:07:21Theoretically.
01:07:22I mean, I don't know.
01:07:23It's, uh...
01:07:24Sorry.
01:07:25I was...
01:07:26I was just thinking out loud, I think.
01:07:30Sorry.
01:07:30Sorry.
01:07:30That's...
01:07:36I don't know.
01:07:40I don't know.
01:08:43I told them I'd think about it.
01:08:48Are you going to take it?
01:08:51That depends.
01:08:55Ah.
01:08:55I have to let them know as soon as possible.
01:09:01Okay.
01:09:02Okay.
01:09:05Well, congratulations.
01:09:06Are they offering tenure?
01:09:08Tom.
01:09:09Uh-huh.
01:09:10Am I wasting my time completely?
01:09:12How do you mean?
01:09:13Forget it.
01:09:15You've just answered my question.
01:09:18No, what are you talking about?
01:09:19Just forget it.
01:09:20What?
01:09:21I'm not 22 anymore.
01:09:23I don't care.
01:09:24I do.
01:09:26I don't get it.
01:09:28I know.
01:09:28I think I love you.
01:09:53I think I love you too.
01:09:54You have no messages.
01:10:15Sad bastard.
01:10:16Surely you can understand the people's shock at the idea of a lesbian couple raising a child.
01:10:23I'm well aware of their prejudices.
01:10:25But let me share with you an article from last week's paper.
01:10:27I quote,
01:10:28Lesbians make better parents because they are better at dividing up household tasks,
01:10:33spending more time with their children,
01:10:35and organizing alternative methods of work whereby each can spend more time at home.
01:10:40Yes, but every child needs a father.
01:10:43My child has a father.
01:10:45What?
01:10:45Did you think it was the virgin birth?
01:10:55Thanks for meeting up with me, Isabel.
01:10:57I just wanted to say that I am really, really sorry about that stupid incident at the gallery.
01:11:03You don't have to apologize.
01:11:05I wanted to see you.
01:11:07Yeah?
01:11:08Really?
01:11:10Cool.
01:11:11I mean, good, because, well, I just wanted to say that,
01:11:16well, if you could ever bring yourself to seeing me again,
01:11:18like, I would be totally cool about the way you wanted to put this.
01:11:21Clara,
01:11:22I really like you.
01:11:24I really like you, too.
01:11:28Look,
01:11:29do you want to be my girlfriend for the next week exclusive, like,
01:11:34and then we can renew, or not,
01:11:37next week.
01:11:38No pressure.
01:11:40Yeah.
01:11:42Yeah.
01:11:43That'd be great.
01:11:45Good.
01:11:45Good.
01:11:45Good.
01:11:52Good.
01:11:53So lay me down.
01:11:58It's the Mirage grant of sexo travel system we want.
01:12:01Check this out.
01:12:01Look at the suspension on this, baby.
01:12:03Hmm.
01:12:05Absolutely fantastic.
01:12:06An amazing drive, but...
01:12:07I'm terribly sorry.
01:12:11I didn't mean to.
01:12:11This is the Atlantis here.
01:12:13I'll do it.
01:12:13It's fine.
01:12:14It's broke.
01:12:14Red, it's here.
01:12:15Stand over there, please.
01:12:17It has a car seat included,
01:12:18lockable front swivel wheels,
01:12:20a removable washable seat pad,
01:12:22a weather shield,
01:12:23and a handy parent tray.
01:12:24What's that for?
01:12:25Cocktails?
01:12:26It also has a comfortable two-position lie-flat seat.
01:12:29Genius.
01:12:30Let's get it in silver.
01:12:31I prefer black.
01:12:32But silver is much nicer.
01:12:34I found the right model,
01:12:35so I get to choose the colour.
01:12:37That's not fair.
01:12:38Yes, it is.
01:12:39It is.
01:12:39Yes, it is.
01:12:40It is not.
01:12:40We also have an aqua one here.
01:12:45We'll take it.
01:12:46We'll take it.
01:12:52We are pleased to inform you
01:12:54that we would like to
01:12:55publish one of your poems.
01:13:03Hi, this is Renee.
01:13:10Sorry, I can't get to the phone.
01:13:11If you leave a message,
01:13:12I'll give you a call back.
01:13:13Thanks.
01:13:14It has a car seat included,
01:13:29lockable front swivelled wheels,
01:13:31a removable and washable seat pad,
01:13:33a weather shield,
01:13:35and, oh, look,
01:13:35a handy little tray for your martinis.
01:13:37Oh, that's great, Red.
01:13:42Look at the least a proud daddy can do.
01:14:14Are you happy to be getting married?
01:14:27I suppose, are you?
01:14:29Yeah.
01:14:30You don't sound too sure.
01:14:32Well, it's just,
01:14:34can you imagine
01:14:35never making love
01:14:36with anybody else in your life?
01:14:38Ever.
01:14:39Again.
01:14:44Is this the right woman?
01:15:07The right time?
01:15:08Give me a sign.
01:15:12Any kind of a sign.
01:15:18I'm near a mess.
01:15:21Dear Larry,
01:15:23this is the hardest thing
01:15:24I've ever had to do.
01:15:25But neither of us wants
01:15:28to make each other unhappy.
01:15:31Neither of us wants
01:15:31to live a lie.
01:15:33If I can even be
01:15:34attracted to another man,
01:15:35then I'm sure you'll agree
01:15:37I'm not ready for marriage.
01:15:39I'm so sorry
01:15:40to be telling you this way,
01:15:41but,
01:15:42well, maybe it's for the best.
01:15:44I will always love you,
01:15:46Rosie.
01:15:47I don't know
01:15:51what the right thing
01:15:52to do is, Rosie.
01:15:53I do love you.
01:15:55It's just,
01:15:55I don't think
01:15:57I can go through it
01:15:58with this.
01:15:58Hi, Tom.
01:16:03It's me.
01:16:05I'm going to meet
01:16:06the man from
01:16:06Boston University today,
01:16:08and it's pretty obvious
01:16:10what my answer
01:16:10will have to be.
01:16:12I'm sorry that it ends up
01:16:13I have to say goodbye
01:16:14on an answering machine,
01:16:16but maybe it's better
01:16:17this way.
01:16:27For fuck's sake, man,
01:16:28have you never heard
01:16:29of a hang-off?
01:16:29Where is she?
01:16:30Are you her dad?
01:16:31What?
01:16:32Are you her dad?
01:16:32Because if you are,
01:16:33she's not here.
01:16:34Who?
01:16:34Who are you looking for?
01:16:35Renee, the woman
01:16:36who lives next door.
01:16:36Where is she?
01:16:37Redhead.
01:16:38Kind of cuteness,
01:16:40Scarlett O'Hara kind of.
01:16:41Yeah.
01:16:41No fucking idea.
01:16:42Is she not at home?
01:16:45You're very welcome.
01:16:46Geez, I thought it was your dad.
01:17:04For God's sake, come on.
01:17:06What's happening?
01:17:07I think I'm out of front
01:17:07that won't move.
01:17:10Totally up.
01:17:11How much?
01:17:24Yeah, you're all right.
01:17:25I don't go to high-speed, Chase.
01:17:27Thanks.
01:17:27Listen, if you'd like to wait,
01:17:28we should be right back.
01:17:29Wait.
01:17:29Wait.
01:17:30I fucking hate waiting.
01:17:32I'm not hanging around here.
01:17:33Wait.
01:17:40Wait.
01:17:40Wait.
01:17:41Wait.
01:17:42Wait.
01:17:43Wait.
01:17:44Is that you?
01:17:45Where did you get to go?
01:17:46Come back there, now.
01:17:47Come back.
01:17:55Wait.
01:17:55Wait.
01:17:57Wait.
01:17:58Wait.
01:18:01Wait.
01:18:01Wait.
01:18:02Wait.
01:18:02Watch it out!
01:18:06Ah!
01:18:08Ow!
01:18:23Yes!
01:18:26Thank you!
01:18:28Thank you, God!
01:18:30Thank you!
01:18:30Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. He shoots. He misses. Thank you. Thank you. God.
01:18:53Here they are now, look.
01:19:00A stick, a stone, it's the end of the world. It's the rest of the world. It's already there.
01:19:12Oh, she looks gorgeous.
01:19:16What's her name?
01:19:18Oh, what's your name? Lovely. Good luck. Thanks a lot.
01:19:24You'd make a lovely mother.
01:19:32Thanks, guys. She'll look great, isn't it?
01:19:35Mother? Wow, looks like motherhood really suits you both.
01:19:38Really? We're loving it.
01:19:41In fact, that's what we wanted to talk to you about.
01:19:44How?
01:19:45Yeah.
01:19:46You were wondering.
01:19:49Kit.
01:19:49Well, I...
01:19:53You know, I have always wanted to have a child.
01:19:59Yes?
01:20:00We want to...
01:20:03That is, I...
01:20:04Want to...
01:20:05Go on, it's okay. Don't be nervous.
01:20:08You see, we...
01:20:10We were...
01:20:14We were wondering, David, if you would like to have a baby.
01:20:17Sorry, sorry, David.
01:20:21What about you?
01:20:22Me?
01:20:23I was jilted.
01:20:24No.
01:20:25Yeah, runaway bride.
01:20:26She took off with some rugger bugger and her honeymoon tickets to Rio.
01:20:29You must have been devastated.
01:20:32To be honest, I was having one or two deaths of my own.
01:20:36I can't go for it.
01:20:39You know, goldfish have only a two-cent.
01:20:42No.
01:20:42No.
01:20:43No.
01:20:43No.
01:20:43No.
01:20:43No.
01:20:47A stick, a stone, it's the end of the road.
01:20:52It's the rest of the slump.
01:20:54It's a little alone.
01:20:55It's a sliver of glass.
01:20:57It is life.
01:20:58It's the sun.
01:20:59It is night.
01:21:00It is death.
01:21:00It's a trap.
01:21:01It's a gun.
01:21:02The oak when it blooms.
01:21:04A fox on the brush.
01:21:05The knot in the wood.
01:21:07The song of the thrush.
01:21:08The word of the wind.
01:21:10It's a bullet lit for fall, a scratch alone.
01:21:13It is nothing at all.
01:21:15It's the wind blowing free.
01:21:17It's the end of the slope.
01:21:18It's a beam.
01:21:19It's a void.
01:21:20It's a hunch.
01:21:21It's a hope.
01:21:22And the riverbank talks of the waters of March.
01:21:25It's the end of the strain.
01:21:26It's the joy in your heart.
01:21:28It's a Veronica's terny.
01:21:31It's a passarinha animal.
01:21:33A pede a terny.
01:21:34It's a ma Derby no céu.
01:21:36It's a ma Derby no chau.
01:21:38It's a lager to the front.
01:21:39It's a pedaço de pau.
01:21:41It's a fundo do poço.
01:21:43It's a fim do caminho.
01:21:45Gros todos gostam.
01:21:46It's a pogoçozinho.
01:21:48It's a strip.
01:21:48It's a crepe.
01:21:49It's a pontei um bando.
01:21:51It's a dingo pingar.
01:21:53It's a cadeia acordo.
01:21:54It's a pjeu gest.
01:21:56It's a pleading pulhada.
01:21:57A mile, a must, a trust, a bump
01:22:04It's a girl, it's a rhyme, it's a cold, it's the moss
01:22:07The plan of the house, the body in bed
01:22:10And the car that got stuck, it's the mud, it's the mud
01:22:14A float, a drift, a flight, a wing
01:22:17A hawk, a quail, the promise of spring
01:22:20And the riverbank talks of the waters of March
01:22:24It's the promise of life, it's the joy in your heart
01:22:27A truckload of bricks in the soft morning light
01:22:55The shot of a gun in the dead of the night
01:22:58A mile, a must, a trust, a bump
01:23:01It's a girl, it's a rhyme, it's a cold, it's the moss
01:23:05The plan of the house, the body in bed
01:23:08And the car that got stuck, it's the mud, it's the mud
01:23:11A float, a drift, a flight, a wing
01:23:14A hawk, a quail, the promise of spring
01:23:17And the riverbank talks of the waters of March
01:23:21It's the promise of life, it's the joy in your heart
01:23:24A stick, a stone, it's the end of the road
01:23:27It's the rest of the stop, it's a little alone
01:23:30It's a sliver of glass, it is life, it's the sun
01:23:34It is night, it is dark, it's a trap, it's a girl
01:23:37The oak when it burns, the fox in the bush
01:23:40The night in the wood, the sun of the thrush
01:23:43The wood of the wind, the cliff of fall
01:23:46A scratch alone, it is nothing at all
01:23:50It's the wind blowing free, it's the end of the snow
01:23:53It's a beat, it's a void, it's a hunch, it's a hurt
01:23:56And the riverbank talks of the waters of March
01:23:59It's the end of the stream, it's the joy in your heart