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  • 6/19/2025
The trio is ready to riff on this tale of a killer alien who feasts on rednecks and the mean, unemployed drunk who fight | dG1fa1dsNDNfakNBeEU
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00:00Oh, it's something else, all right.
00:04Oh, sorry, I just had some bridge work done.
00:06What the hell is it, Joe?
00:07Don't know what it is.
00:09You see these ropes?
00:10We'll need them if anybody tries to serve a salsa made in New York City.
00:14New York City?
00:16Exactly.
00:17Man, I could use some eyeballs.
00:19Oh, well, just a quick one, then I gotta usher a church today.
00:24They got them!
00:25All right!
00:26We eating good tonight!
00:30Sorry, fellas.
00:31Had one of them NPR driveway moments.
00:34That Terry Gross, he is a treasure.
00:37Was there an explosion?
00:38Not exactly.
00:39Just a huge crash with a fireball and a lot of noise.
00:43Not an explosion.
00:44I know it wasn't a plane or anything.
00:46Play Wooden Solar's new soul.
00:47Oh, you mean the Wooden, Wooden Solar's new soul?
00:50Or the new Wooden Solar's new soul cover?
00:56I want to sing!
01:00JJ, we've got to figure out how these things work.
01:04Well, when we were fighting the spaceman, this thing seemed to power the gun.
01:09I think you're right.
01:10So there you have it.
01:12How it works.
01:13I demand to know what's going on, or I'm going to call the cops.
01:15Can I get a vodka martini shaking that stirred on the rocks with a twist of wine?
01:19No.
01:20How about a beer?
01:22Sure can.
01:23Strange or chunky?
01:24Yes.
01:25Okay, JJ, let's figure this thing out.
01:27Let's put it down here on the floor.
01:29Or, as this family calls it, the dinner table.
01:31This breathing is all Jerry Ryan ever hears when she signs autographs at Star Trek conventions.
01:45David, do you know that woman?
01:47Yeah, it's Vicki Johnson.
01:48See if you can get her over here.
01:50Okay.
01:51Hey, Vicki.
01:52Vicki, come here.
01:53Cunning strategy, David.
01:54Hi, David.
01:57Hey, watch what you're doing, boy.
01:59Don't worry, Paul.
02:00I'm okay.
02:01His Iron Man costume's pretty weak.
02:04What do you mean it took the thing?
02:06Andy, you can't let the alien take the thing.
02:09Why don't you lock it in the garage?
02:11That's it.
02:14Crazy prospector laugh.
02:15Nice.
02:17I have the uneasy feeling these guys are about to hear the phrase, bring out the gimp.
02:24We're not touching you.
02:27We're not touching you.
02:28We're not touching you.
02:29We're not touching you.
02:35There's only one thing we can do.
02:38We must see Riff Trax live.

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