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  • 5/16/2025
Vick & Tarstar are shooting their latest horror movie trash epic, Scarecrowed, with a cast and crew of punks, drug addic | dG1fWXF5b2l0XzhOdms
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00:00Quiet on set. Frank. Sound speed. Benji.
00:13Roomp. Scarecrow directed by Vic and Tarstar. Scene nine, take one.
00:20Action. When you're ready, Tarstar. Action. Cue the mechanic.
00:25And suddenly, I was in two different realities.
00:32I caught her ripping her own hair out multiple times.
00:36It's this disorder called, like, trichotillomania.
00:41This scarecrow chooses the haircut for you.
00:44I love my scarecrow hair.
00:46Let's quit the nonsense and keep going down this grotesque road of analog nightmares, shall we?
00:51I also think it would be better for our relationship.
00:54If you stopped working with Tarstar.
00:58Hey, uh, do you think I should be, like, fully nude when the scarecrow gets into bed with me?
01:02Or, like, just topless?
01:03Fuck you. I quit.
01:05Guess we gotta replace her.
01:06With who? We gotta start shooting, like, today, and we have no money. You know that.
01:10Look, if you want this movie to be made, you're gonna have to talk to me.
01:13Look at what you did to me! Look at all the pain I'm going through because of you!
01:17I'm tripping pretty bad right now.
01:20That's all you're wearing a fucking shoes on, dude.
01:23I thought you were getting your food from a dumpster.
01:25One chicken, and we could feed the entire crew. It's right here.
01:29The finest bugs in all that.
01:34Hollywood's calling.
01:36Good luck with the, uh, dirt, food, and hair movie.
01:40We just wanted to make this sort of, like, uh, sleazy, heavy metal horror movie thing.
01:45Oh!
01:46Yeah.
01:47Oh!
01:48Yeah.
01:50Whoa!
01:51Ah!
01:56Aw!
01:58Oh, buttery.
01:59Uh!
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02:14Yeah!
02:15The medicine man at the fried beach has made many pieces about how you were going to say
02:22that.
02:23At least I wasn't in a dog call.

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