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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:26The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end?
00:00:32You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left LA?
00:00:37You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:39I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:41I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:45No, no, no, Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay? Bye.
00:00:52I'm so fucked up.
00:01:14Oh!
00:01:23What the hell?
00:01:24Oh!
00:01:25Honey, I'm just trying to look out for you, okay?
00:01:39I want to scare you the embarrassment of being kicked out when everybody finds out.
00:01:46You mean like how you were kicked out of the mall?
00:01:48Leave on my own.
00:01:55Hey mom, I'm coming back to find daddy.
00:01:59Honey, I told you this before, I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:02Remember when you practically begged me to let you and Carl lift her.
00:02:05But you haven't told me.
00:02:06You mean the ring?
00:02:07I always knew you were a nasty little hussy.
00:02:09I always knew you were a nasty little hussy.
00:02:15K Group at record high profits this year, thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King, who's brought the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:22Hey mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:27He looks just like me.
00:02:28I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:31Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:36I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:44Come on pretty girl, get on over here.
00:02:52Hey mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:09Oh crap.
00:03:11Okay, I'm gonna go soon.
00:03:13Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:03:15Be good.
00:03:16Okay.
00:03:19What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:22Oh my god, what have you done?
00:03:35Do you have any idea how much this stress cost?
00:03:38I'm so sorry, I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:41You have a nice face.
00:03:43Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:45Trying to claw your way into high society I see?
00:03:48Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
00:03:51But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:53Clean it?
00:03:54Of course you lower class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:57You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:59With what?
00:04:00Your dish soap?
00:04:01My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:04Raymond?
00:04:05Interesting.
00:04:06I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:11A pity considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:17You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:18It's not the other way around.
00:04:19It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:22Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage, I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:27I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:28There won't be a next.
00:04:29I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:30Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:31I don't think so.
00:04:32Right.
00:04:33Of course.
00:04:34I'm sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:04:35You know, I'm sorry?
00:04:36No, no, I'm not.
00:04:37I'm sorry.
00:04:38I miss you.
00:04:39I need to find the disabled people.
00:04:40It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:41I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I need to find you conditions that you're guilty.
00:04:44I need to find any people who are willing to say anything.
00:04:49I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:53I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:55There won't be a next.
00:04:56I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:57Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:58I don't think so.
00:04:59Right, of course.
00:05:02Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:05Carry on.
00:05:07Miranda?
00:05:09Miranda.
00:05:12Wow, Miranda.
00:05:13And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:20Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:23Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:05:24Did you find another target?
00:05:26Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:29Miranda, what are you...
00:05:31Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:35Chardonnay?
00:05:37Sure.
00:05:39Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:43We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:47Congratulations, that's none of my business.
00:05:49Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:51If you take one look at my fiancé, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:56Do you understand?
00:05:57Let go of me.
00:06:01You're fired.
00:06:03What?
00:06:04Why?
00:06:05Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:07That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:09But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:06:10It was an accident.
00:06:12Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:06:15This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:06:18Do you understand?
00:06:19Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:22I can't lose this job.
00:06:23You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:28If you are serious about this position, we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:33I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:40In your dreams, perv.
00:06:43I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:53Have we met somewhere before?
00:07:01Sir, your mother just called.
00:07:02She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:05Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:06I know, but she's already...
00:07:08Steve, can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:13I'm trying to get some peace and quiet,
00:07:14and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:17You understand?
00:07:18Yes, sir.
00:07:19I'll try.
00:07:26What am I going to do?
00:07:27Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:28You do have an impressive academic record,
00:07:54but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:07:58how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:08:00Really?
00:08:01Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:03You can start today.
00:08:06Great.
00:08:07I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:11Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:08:20How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:24We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:26Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:28When's the submission?
00:08:30It's today, sir.
00:08:32Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:34Blanca's not coming?
00:08:35I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:44Yeah, send her in.
00:08:48Newbie.
00:08:49Sir, do you know her?
00:09:01Sir, do you know her?
00:09:02Yes.
00:09:03No.
00:09:05No?
00:09:07We just met yesterday.
00:09:09That's it.
00:09:11You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:14Yeah.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:15Yes.
00:09:21So, first, you show up to my banquet as a waitress, and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:31Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:32And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:36This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:39Are you a spy?
00:09:40What?
00:09:41No.
00:09:41I just work two jobs.
00:09:56Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:10:01What?
00:10:04No.
00:10:05My boss will fire me.
00:10:06That's not my problem.
00:10:08Wait.
00:10:09No.
00:10:11Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:13No.
00:10:13No.
00:10:14This is my first date.
00:10:15Please.
00:10:16I need the money.
00:10:17You're beautiful.
00:10:18And you seem smart.
00:10:22So, tell me.
00:10:26Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:28Let's go.
00:10:34Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:36Yes, sir.
00:10:44What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:46Good grief.
00:10:59Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client.
00:11:02Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:05Get out of my face.
00:11:07Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:27We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:30Yes, of course.
00:11:33Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:35I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:36Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:39You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:42Raymond.
00:11:43Like the Raymond King from the K Group?
00:11:47This is his home.
00:11:48Oh.
00:11:57Good try, small mother bear.
00:12:00You watch me now a little bit.
00:12:05Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:20Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:21Dammit.
00:12:37Dammit.
00:12:38Why is my fool wet?
00:13:03Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:06Yes, sir.
00:13:08And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:11Take care of her yourself.
00:13:17I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:20But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:27But I was just on my...
00:13:28There's nothing I can do.
00:13:31Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:35We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:36What are you doing in my house?
00:13:45I'm working.
00:13:47Or, I was.
00:13:49So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:55Well, let's see.
00:13:56Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress, and you got me fired from the interior design firm.
00:14:02And now I'm here.
00:14:03And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:09I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:12It's okay.
00:14:14I understand.
00:14:16I'll leave now.
00:14:17Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:25Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:31About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:35How about this?
00:14:38You can work your shift here as my maid, and double as my assistant at the K-Group office.
00:14:44I'll even double your pay.
00:14:48Really?
00:14:51Thank you so much.
00:14:53She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago, didn't finish her degree, now works part-time here and there, and she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:16Who is she?
00:15:18And who sent her?
00:15:20Look, I want details.
00:15:23Specifically who she associates with.
00:15:25Are you doing this spy stuff?
00:15:25How'd you get in here?
00:15:26Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:27Carl?
00:15:28What are you doing here so late?
00:15:30She's not very good.
00:15:33Sir?
00:15:35She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:37I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:41So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:45Yes, sir.
00:15:46And one last thing.
00:15:48Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:51Mr. Patrick and Blair.
00:15:56I'll be there.
00:15:58Yes, sir.
00:15:58Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:17What are you, a maid?
00:16:21Hey, where are you going?
00:16:22Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:25Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:34That's more like it.
00:16:36Excuse me.
00:16:37Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:51Of course, I'm just watering the plants, see?
00:16:54Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:17:06Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:08Ha, ha, ha.
00:17:09What are you talking about?
00:17:10Oh!
00:17:10Miranda, what were you thinking?
00:17:24Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:30So?
00:17:30I, I am so sorry.
00:17:33Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:37Because I've been busy.
00:17:38I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:40Oh, okay.
00:17:40So it's my fault now?
00:17:42No, no.
00:17:43Not at all.
00:17:46You know.
00:17:49I would stay sharp if I was you because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:53You know what?
00:17:58I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:18:01I quit.
00:18:05We'll be back.
00:18:06Your little spy game isn't over.
00:18:13Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:15Let me help you.
00:18:16Don't, don't touch me.
00:18:24Okay, you can do this.
00:18:26You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:27You can do this for Kirk.
00:18:29For a better life.
00:18:30I can handle it myself.
00:18:32Where's Patrick?
00:18:34I don't know.
00:18:35He's not here yet.
00:18:36Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:43Three, two, one.
00:18:50Welcome back.
00:18:50Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:53Mr. King, please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:18:57Do you have a preference?
00:19:00Anyone will do.
00:19:06I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier.
00:19:10And I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:14Well, keep this up and I might consider it.
00:19:19Miranda?
00:19:20Miranda?
00:19:24Hey, cousin.
00:19:28Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:33Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:37She's just a maid.
00:19:41Hello?
00:19:42Yes?
00:19:44What?
00:19:45Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:46Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:48Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:49Here we go.
00:20:01You're being rude.
00:20:05Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:20:07No one's stopping you.
00:20:08My apologies.
00:20:11Your wallet, sir.
00:20:13Much better.
00:20:16Oh, and another thing?
00:20:18Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:20You work for me.
00:20:21Okay.
00:20:21I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:37How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:40Drop the act.
00:20:41You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:46Hi, Patrick's with me now, so you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:50You've always been a gold digger, even back at school, just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:58I'm warning you, stay away from the king family.
00:21:01If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:21:04You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:08Miranda.
00:21:21If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:24You don't have to work here.
00:21:25Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:30Stop it.
00:21:30You're going to get me fired.
00:21:32You're a guest here.
00:21:34You left without saying a word.
00:21:36Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy, but was that a lie?
00:21:41What really happened?
00:21:42I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:44It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:46You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:47There's no hope for us.
00:21:49That's not true.
00:21:51I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:55Just stop it.
00:21:56Come on, please, Miranda.
00:21:57What the hell is going on here?
00:22:06You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:22:11You are fired.
00:22:13Get the hell out of here.
00:22:21Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:24Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:25Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:50Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:53A waiter at a high-end club.
00:22:56Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:22:58What do you say?
00:22:59I...
00:23:00Like, really rich guys.
00:23:02The kind that tip a lot.
00:23:05How long is the shift?
00:23:07Just a night.
00:23:08A few hours tops.
00:23:09They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:13Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:15It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:20$1,500?
00:23:23Okay, I'm in.
00:23:25God, any shorter night, I might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:28Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:30Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:32Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:35Yeah, you know what?
00:23:35Forget the drinks.
00:23:37I understand you were in ballet, yeah?
00:23:39Yeah.
00:23:39We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:43$3,000?
00:23:44Mm-hmm.
00:23:44What do I have to do?
00:23:46Dance.
00:23:47I'm not.
00:23:52Hello and welcome.
00:23:54We hope you enjoy the show.
00:23:58It's just one night.
00:23:59It's just for the money.
00:24:10They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:12That one.
00:24:27She must be new.
00:24:32She's not even seen her around here before.
00:24:34She's so good, though.
00:24:40Do you need a VIP room?
00:24:42Yes, sir, right away. Anything else?
00:24:45I want that dancer.
00:24:48Ooh, good choice.
00:24:50Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter and the dancing was already like a little bit much.
00:25:03This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:25:06$5,000 for what exactly?
00:25:09Don't worry about it. I know these guys. They're very rich.
00:25:12Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:15It's Miranda.
00:25:17It's not a big deal. Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:23And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:35Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:40I have a scar and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:47What a shame.
00:25:48Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:50Yeah.
00:25:51You know, I can get someone else if you prefer.
00:25:53Aww.
00:25:54You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:25:56That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:25:59If you, uh, make him happy, he'll get you $8,000.
00:26:04$8,000, not $5,000?
00:26:08Mm-hmm.
00:26:09So what? Like, pour drinks?
00:26:11Is that what your manager said?
00:26:14Okay, then.
00:26:15Yeah, go in there. Pour him a drink.
00:26:17Let go.
00:26:18Let me see the scar.
00:26:19No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:34So, you're an exotic dancer. Now, tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:42Hmm?
00:26:43What handler? I work here.
00:26:45Okay, Blair fired me and I needed the money.
00:26:48What?
00:26:51What? I told you to ignore them. You work for me. You remember?
00:26:55Yeah. Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:26:58Okay, just let me go. You can keep your eight grand.
00:27:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:27:06They're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:27:07God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:27:09Why are you always buzzing around? Why can't you just...
00:27:12Ow!
00:27:13No, just stop touching the glass. Here.
00:27:15Ow.
00:27:16Look, I'll pay for the damages. Just...
00:27:19Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:22What, you want to rehire me? So you can sleep with me?
00:27:26No.
00:27:27Well, that is a good suggestion. No, no, no. I meant just come work for me.
00:27:31And me alone.
00:27:33No, absolutely not. If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:37Hey, no, hey, look. Everybody has a price.
00:27:40How much should it cost? Hmm? How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:45Don't mind me. Carry on.
00:27:51Get out!
00:27:52Okay.
00:27:55How much should it cost, Miranda? Just tell me.
00:27:57Okay, fine.
00:27:59Ten thousand a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:28:02Deal.
00:28:03Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:10What is wrong with you?
00:28:16Well, I'm assuming that's a yes. Should we send someone to chase her down or...
00:28:21No, no.
00:28:23She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:26She'll be back.
00:28:30What? You just got rehired, Miranda. Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:34How about you put in a two week...
00:28:35Please, I can't do this anymore. I'm just here to return this.
00:28:39We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:44No, please. This is not worth his time.
00:28:48Turns out you really are Raymond's housemate.
00:28:51What a plot twist.
00:28:53Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:28:56but you also shift him and ran off.
00:28:59You also shift him and ran off.
00:29:02I like that.
00:29:03What are you doing here?
00:29:05I like that.
00:29:06What are you doing here?
00:29:09You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:29:12Great. Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:29:27So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:30All right.
00:29:31Well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date?
00:29:36You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:42Why would you let her quit?
00:29:44Raymond, dude, don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:48I mean, it was a kind of, uh, weird kink you had the, um...
00:29:56I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:29:58Yes.
00:29:59What I was trying to say, she should be living in her luxury house.
00:30:03Driving luxury cars, you know, waited on hand and foot by servants.
00:30:07Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:30:10Why don't you just give it to me?
00:30:12You know I'll, uh, take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:30:17All right, all right, I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:20I'm just here to work. I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:23You're interested in making money, though?
00:30:27What'd you say?
00:30:29You know what? I'm gonna go.
00:30:38Fine.
00:30:39I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:52Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:30:55Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:30:58Oh, so you're experienced. No wonder you're very handy.
00:31:01That's not important. We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:31:07I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:31:10You remember taking my black card?
00:31:13Get changed.
00:31:15Get changed.
00:31:18I am not doing some weird roleplay with you.
00:31:21Oh, okay, so you're, uh, fantasizing about me now.
00:31:24What's this for?
00:31:35Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged, and I need a date.
00:31:42I need a date.
00:31:45And you want me?
00:31:46Yes.
00:31:47Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:49I have a son to take care of if you don't remember, and the nanny gets off at six, so find someone else.
00:31:55You work for me.
00:31:58Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:32:02Because I'm your maid? I mean, what would people think?
00:32:03I'll take care of it. Don't worry.
00:32:06But I have to.
00:32:07Unless you can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:22Fine. Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:33This is your engagement party, Blair. Don't be impulsive.
00:33:00But Raymond is head of the King family. If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under forever.
00:33:06Okay, even so, you can't go against him. Maybe just not so direct.
00:33:11Patrick is second in line to inherit K group, and now that I'm his fiancee, I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:33:17Okay, you need to calm down.
00:33:19Calm down? If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:25I, we, worked so hard to get to where we're at today. If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:36Raymond, did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:40Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:44Blair, stop saying that.
00:33:48Everything's fine. Everyone. Emotions are just running high today.
00:33:54Fine? Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:33:58Don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch. I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:34:08You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:34:10Don't think you could weasel your way out of this one.
00:34:13Hey, Blair. Jesus.
00:34:14Have you lost your mind? Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:18Come on. Let's go.
00:34:26I'm sorry, do you know Patrick?
00:34:29And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:32I have no clue what she's talking about, and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:37Maybe that's what Patrick said. Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:40Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:46So happy you could make it.
00:34:48Thank you for having me. I really missed you.
00:34:50Yeah, of course.
00:34:51I mean, it could be bigger, but, you know.
00:34:54Anyways.
00:34:58Whose little brat are you?
00:35:03Whose little brat are you?
00:35:04Let me go! Let me go!
00:35:05What, you've never seen a cake before? That's expensive!
00:35:08Don't you understand? More expensive than your life!
00:35:12Let go of me, lady!
00:35:15Where are your parents?
00:35:17He's just lost. I'll go find his parents.
00:35:21Do you know if you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:23I don't really want to think about work right now, personally.
00:35:25I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:27Ow! You're hurting me!
00:35:29Enough, you little brat!
00:35:30Hey, Blair! What are you doing?
00:35:33This is not my problem.
00:35:34Oh, excuse me, where do you...
00:35:38Hey...
00:35:41Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:44Dad!
00:35:45Whoa!
00:35:47Whoa, I think, uh...
00:35:48I think you might be mistaken, because...
00:35:51I am not your dad.
00:35:53But you are my dad!
00:35:54But you are my dad!
00:35:55But you are my dad!
00:35:56I'm my dad!
00:35:57Okay, yeah.
00:35:58Oh, uh...
00:35:59Nothing to see here.
00:36:00Just, uh...
00:36:01A lost kid.
00:36:02Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:36:03Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:36:06Okay, okay.
00:36:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:08Just...
00:36:09Stop crying.
00:36:13Hey, young man.
00:36:16Oh, crap!
00:36:18I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:20Why don't you come with me, and we can go try and figure something out.
00:36:23No, you're wrong!
00:36:27Look, I think your parents are gonna be worried if they can't find you.
00:36:30Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:34Okay, buddy.
00:36:35Uh...
00:36:36Let's go, alright?
00:36:37One, two, three...
00:36:38Oh!
00:36:39Yeah, yeah.
00:36:40God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:49I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:36:53Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire on me.
00:36:55There's no way I'm gonna deal with that lawsuit case.
00:37:10Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:37:15You scared your mother.
00:37:19Mommy!
00:37:21Okay, here, here, here, here.
00:37:23Mommy!
00:37:24Oh, Kirk!
00:37:25Judy, ma'am, hello, hi, uh, hello.
00:37:30Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:31Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:34You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:35It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:37Don't tell me how to raise my kid!
00:37:39I...
00:37:45Something wrong, sir?
00:37:48Nothing, no.
00:37:49I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:38:03Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:38:04I'm sorry, mommy, but I saw that big cake and it looked so young.
00:38:08Okay, well mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:38:14You're not gonna go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:38:18Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:21Nope.
00:38:22Nope, not at all.
00:38:24Okay, now who's gonna pick you up in an hour?
00:38:26Auntie Cyn!
00:38:27Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:31I love you, baby. I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:36Sir, they found something. They found the ring.
00:38:42Where'd you find those?
00:38:44It was at some antique pawn shop.
00:38:45A pawn shop?
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:47What do you want?
00:38:48I need to talk to you.
00:38:49Right now?
00:38:50I need to talk to you.
00:38:51Right now?
00:38:52Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention please.
00:38:53I need to talk to you.
00:38:54I need to talk to you.
00:38:55Yeah.
00:38:56What do you want?
00:38:57I need to talk to you.
00:38:58Right now?
00:38:59I need to talk to you.
00:39:00Right now?
00:39:01I need to talk to you.
00:39:02I need to talk to you.
00:39:03I need to talk to you.
00:39:04Right now?
00:39:08Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention please.
00:39:22As a proud father of the future groom, I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and
00:39:28gratitude at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:33What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:36You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:39Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:41You know, Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:44I just...
00:39:45I need to know.
00:39:47If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:50I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:39:52We're done.
00:39:53Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:39:55Is it because of Raymond?
00:39:57If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:40:03And stop calling me.
00:40:04And stop asking to see me in private.
00:40:07Just stop it.
00:40:10Dad.
00:40:14Sir.
00:40:15I was just looking for you.
00:40:16The ceremony is real.
00:40:17About Patrick.
00:40:18That I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:20Tell him to get the fuck out of LA.
00:40:22Now.
00:40:28So.
00:40:29God bless.
00:40:30May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:33And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say,
00:40:35We can't wait for this wedding!
00:40:36Yay!
00:40:37Yay!
00:40:50Where have you been?
00:40:51I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:40:52Oh.
00:40:53So.
00:40:54I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:40:56I guess we just missed each other.
00:40:58Now.
00:40:59Let's get this party started!
00:41:01What?
00:41:02Texas?
00:41:03Hey.
00:41:04You should really focus on yourself.
00:41:05I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:07Deal with what?
00:41:08Deal with what?
00:41:09Deal with what?
00:41:10Deal with what?
00:41:11You and Patrick.
00:41:12You and Patrick.
00:41:13what Texas hey you should really focus on yourself I'll deal with you when we get home
00:41:24deal with what deal with what you and Patrick
00:41:35I I don't understand why would I be working with Patrick didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me
00:41:49what why would Patrick want to spy on you why did you meet him at the bar tonight alone
00:41:54were you feeding him information about me were you spying on me stop evading the question were
00:41:59you feeding him information about me or not okay can we just take it back a second
00:42:04I mean where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come you're at my banquets
00:42:09you're you're in my offices you're in my house you're at my clubs I mean what am I supposed to
00:42:13think you're everywhere you're everywhere okay so there's been a lot of coincidences but why would
00:42:21Patrick want me to spy on you so that you can seduce me to gain access to information that'll help
00:42:27Patrick and sweep the company out from under me okay whatever business family drama political
00:42:32bullshit you're going through I have nothing to do with it I'm not here to steal information I'm not
00:42:37here for Patrick and I sure as hell I'm not here to seduce you you really want me to believe that
00:42:43you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time
00:42:45because it's been working
00:42:52you
00:43:00me
00:43:05I don't know.
00:43:35Yeah, all right. I'll be on in a minute.
00:44:00To the office, sir?
00:44:02No.
00:44:04I want to follow up on this ring.
00:44:06You don't mind me asking, sir,
00:44:08what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:44:12It's mine.
00:44:14I think I gave it to her that night.
00:44:17Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:44:21She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:23We can head there now.
00:44:31Welcome.
00:44:33Um, may I help you?
00:44:35Yes. Are you Cindy?
00:44:36Yes.
00:44:39Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the third?
00:44:42Yes.
00:44:43Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:49Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:51What? What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:53Where'd you get the ring then?
00:44:55I snapped it from a flea market.
00:44:57The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:44:59It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:45:01Okay. Well, what did this person look like?
00:45:03I don't remember. It was years ago.
00:45:05Oh, I do remember.
00:45:07I do remember. It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:45:11No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:45:16I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:45:17We need to keep looking.
00:45:19Let's head back to the office.
00:45:20Yes, sir.
00:45:21While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:23I want to know everything about her.
00:45:25Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:27We've already tried, sir. We could...
00:45:29Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:31Of course, sir.
00:45:37Hello?
00:45:43I am so sorry.
00:45:45No, I'm on my way. I will be there soon.
00:45:47Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:49Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:45:52He knew-
00:45:53Sin?
00:45:54Sin!
00:45:56Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:45:58Where did you send him?
00:45:59I swear my dad does work here.
00:46:09Hey, excuse me. What's going on here?
00:46:11Yeah!
00:46:12Oh my gosh.
00:46:13What are you doing here, kid?
00:46:15What is your, uh, is your father work here?
00:46:17Hmm?
00:46:18You're my dad, and I just didn't have to get on a plane, so now I'm here.
00:46:23Hmm.
00:46:24Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:26Yeah, I think his father works here. Just, um, send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:35Hey!
00:46:36Hey, buddy, you like, uh, you like model cars?
00:46:38Yeah!
00:46:39I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:42Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:45Oh, we gotta find his father first!
00:46:46But you are my dad!
00:46:48Do I look like your dad?
00:46:49Yes.
00:46:52You two do look alike.
00:46:54Uh, well, hey, look, I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office, and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:47:17Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:18No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:19Oh.
00:47:20Excuse me, Mr. King.
00:47:21I thought, uh, I thought he might be yours, because, uh, he looks just like you.
00:47:22Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:29is this your kid sir no I don't have any kids oh excuse me mr. King thought he might be yours
00:47:44because he looks just like you sir I'll get back to work
00:47:50Stark do we really look that much alike no yes um I guess
00:48:07hey buddy you could be a businessman when you get older you seem to have the charisma for it
00:48:18dad I want to go home his father not answered the memo yet
00:48:43wow you really are a king dad this is like a castle
00:48:47that is right and you are in my kingdom so welcome sir who is this uh it's just for a couple of hours
00:48:56um until the police can pick him up
00:49:11where'd you go where are you
00:49:14uh hey uh where's Miranda at she ran off this morning said something about a family emergency
00:49:21call her yes sir oh and uh while you're out just go to the store not sure when the LAPD is getting here
00:49:29apparently they're understaffed today what else is new but uh pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age and get them in a toy while you're at it
00:49:36yes sir
00:49:43yes sir
00:49:57yes sir
00:49:58oh my gosh his dad's
00:50:04oh my gosh his dad's
00:50:16I'm not sure what kids eat but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do uh also this car toy was all they had
00:50:25I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:36Also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:39Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:40Hey, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:43She's right there, sir.
00:50:44Oh, goody.
00:51:14I'm starving.
00:51:17He's your responsibility now.
00:51:20LAPD will be here shortly, hopefully.
00:51:23Sounds good.
00:51:24Absolutely will do what can do.
00:51:31Okay, we're going to play a game, okay?
00:51:34Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:35Are we playing pretend?
00:51:37How did you know that?
00:51:39Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:43All right.
00:51:44Okay, we are going to play pretend again.
00:51:46I'm going to be the nanny, and you're going to be the little kid.
00:51:50But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:51:55Okay.
00:51:55Nanny, I'm tired.
00:52:04Take him to the guest room.
00:52:06And I'm going to go ahead and get in contact with the cops, because they should be here by now.
00:52:11No!
00:52:12What's gotten into you?
00:52:20No.
00:52:22I will take care of it for you.
00:52:24You are very clearly busy with stuff.
00:52:29So I'll deal with the boy and the police, and you just, you just relax.
00:52:34Hi, LAPD.
00:52:50I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning.
00:52:54I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found, and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:52:59Yeah.
00:53:00Okay.
00:53:04Oh, oh, oh.
00:53:12I'm sorry.
00:53:14No, no, no.
00:53:15It's all right.
00:53:15It's all right.
00:53:17No, no, no.
00:53:18Stop, stop.
00:53:18I got it.
00:53:19I can get you a new outfit.
00:53:21That would be helpful.
00:53:23Hey.
00:53:24Hey, buddy.
00:53:24Buddy.
00:53:25It's all right?
00:53:26I'm not mad.
00:53:28It's just an accident.
00:53:29It happens, okay?
00:53:32Now, go ahead and take that.
00:53:34And let's go get it cleaned up.
00:53:36Okay.
00:53:36Yeah.
00:53:41Oh, thank you.
00:53:42You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:46Oh, my gosh.
00:53:47Hey.
00:53:47I am so sorry that was the car.
00:53:56Oh, okay.
00:53:56Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:54:00Oh, my gosh.
00:54:01Oh, my gosh.
00:54:02Oh, my gosh.
00:54:19Hello?
00:54:19Raymond King.
00:54:20Did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:54:22Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:54:25Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay?
00:54:28He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years, and he can have the Houston
00:54:32office, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here
00:54:35in L.A.
00:54:35Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
00:54:38Let's talk.
00:54:38In person.
00:54:39Okay.
00:54:40I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:41I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:45Too late.
00:54:46I'm already here.
00:54:55Hey, buddy.
00:54:56All right, we're going to go up.
00:54:58One, two, three.
00:55:00Nice.
00:55:00Just like the airplane.
00:55:01Let's go.
00:55:02Go, go, go.
00:55:04Okay, no, no.
00:55:04Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:55:07Hey.
00:55:08Can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:55:10Nice.
00:55:12Hey, what's going on?
00:55:14Shh.
00:55:16Coming!
00:55:28I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:55:32I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:36Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:40I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:44I mean, do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:47Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:55:52And Alicia is your best bet.
00:55:55The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:56:01Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:56:09What's that?
00:56:09Tell me, Raymond, why not Alicia?
00:56:19Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:56:26I don't have time for this.
00:56:30I'll call my driver.
00:56:32No need.
00:56:32I drove myself.
00:56:39Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:42She's not a bad-looking girl either.
00:56:44Hang on.
00:56:45Yeah.
00:56:49Forgot my purse.
00:56:51Oh, sure.
00:56:51Sure.
00:56:55Oh!
00:56:56Who's toy is this?
00:57:03Whose toy is this?
00:57:06Oh, it's mine.
00:57:08I, you know, got it at the store.
00:57:12You used to love toy cars.
00:57:14We had to put the Greenfield Project on pause.
00:57:28What was that?
00:57:28The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:57:32And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:39Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I...
00:57:42What?
00:57:42Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:45There's just something about him.
00:57:47The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:57:53A de-aging...
00:57:54No, look, you get the point.
00:57:56Just do it in secret.
00:57:58Don't let anybody find out.
00:57:59Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:58:01Do it fast.
00:58:04I want results as quick as possible.
00:58:06Yes, sir.
00:58:12Hey, Kirk.
00:58:27Remember me?
00:58:28Remember me?
00:58:34Yeah.
00:58:34The boring uncle.
00:58:37Well, how about we play a game of hide-and-seek together?
00:58:41I want to play with Dad.
00:58:44Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:58:47Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:58:55Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
00:59:02Where are you?
00:59:07Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:59:18Ready or not, here I come.
00:59:22Found you.
00:59:22Okay, now it's my turn.
00:59:28One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
00:59:34What's this?
00:59:38It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:46So, we're not even a little bit related.
00:59:50Yes, sir.
00:59:52Sir, this is good news, isn't it?
01:00:09Mommy, take me out to play.
01:00:12Honey, it's raining outside.
01:00:15And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me Mom.
01:00:19Okay.
01:00:19Bye.
01:00:21Hey.
01:00:27God, the weather's just so weird today.
01:00:29Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:31We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:34I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:37Maybe we'll get super couch.
01:00:38Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:41So, anyway, what I was going to tell you...
01:00:46Um, two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:00:51No.
01:00:52No, they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick.
01:00:57And so I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:00:59Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:01:02Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:01:04Oh, my...
01:01:05Mom, Mom!
01:01:12Mom!
01:01:12Mom!
01:01:12Mom!
01:01:13Mom!
01:01:13Mom!
01:01:13Mom!
01:01:14What did you just call me?
01:01:16Mom, are you okay?
01:01:17Mom!
01:01:30So you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:35Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:39Ah, no.
01:01:39This is not a dream.
01:01:41It's not rocket science, you unclip, you unwind, find an outlet, and there you go, there you go, open, there you go, it's clip.
01:02:01Nanny, I'm tired.
01:02:11Come on.
01:02:15Mom, are you okay? You're acting weird.
01:02:18How long do you have to play Nanny game for? It was not that fun. It never even was.
01:02:24Okay, sure, we can stop, but what did you just call me?
01:02:28Mom, you said when it's just the two of us, I could call you Mom, and now the game is over.
01:02:36Why do you call me, um, Raymond Father?
01:02:40Because I look just like him, and in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:46Well, those are just the movies, kid. You know, you gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:02:52But there is proof.
01:02:54What?
01:02:55The ring. If you draw and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it. It must be his.
01:03:01Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:03:03You said it had a big ring of stone.
01:03:07Alright, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:03:10Alright, let's go.
01:03:31Miranda, what is it?
01:03:32I am Raymond.
01:03:36What? Sorry, I don't have time for this. Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:40I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago. We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:46What? How did you know that?
01:03:47Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:49This isn't funny. What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:52What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha? Please.
01:03:55Three years ago, when your mom got sick, I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:03:59The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:04:07Boss?
01:04:08Yeah.
01:04:09What happened?
01:04:11It's a long story.
01:04:13Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:04:15I need you to do another DNA sample, this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:04:19For the Better of K group, you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:35Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:38Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:41This is a private conversation.
01:04:43Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:58No thanks, Mr. Miss, Mrs. King.
01:05:01I have stuff to do at the office.
01:05:04Where can I find, you know, Mr. Miss Miranda?
01:05:13What is going on with everyone today?
01:05:21Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:33So he is my son.
01:05:36Sir, not to interrupt your midlife crisis, but we have another problem.
01:05:43You have six meetings today.
01:05:46Okay, and?
01:05:51Oh, crap.
01:05:52Miranda.
01:05:52Miranda.
01:05:53Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:06:11I mean, Miranda.
01:06:12We have a plan.
01:06:13Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce to you today my new advisor, Miranda.
01:06:41She will be stepping up today to lead today's meeting, and I trust that you will treat her
01:06:50with the same amount of respect that you treat me with, your boss, Raymond King.
01:06:54You have any idea on how to fix this?
01:07:05No, not a clue.
01:07:06Mr. King's office.
01:07:07Mm-hmm.
01:07:08Okay.
01:07:10Steve needs me.
01:07:11Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:12Steve needs me.
01:07:13Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:17I...
01:07:18This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:19God, how much coffee does one person have to drink for their caffeine tolerance?
01:07:24Be this high?
01:07:25Ugh.
01:07:26Bye.
01:07:27Bye.
01:07:28Bye.
01:07:29Bye.
01:07:30Bye.
01:07:31Bye.
01:07:32Bye.
01:07:33Bye.
01:07:34Bye.
01:07:35Bye.
01:07:36Bye.
01:07:37Bye.
01:07:38Bye.
01:07:39Bye.
01:07:40Bye.
01:07:41Bye.
01:07:42Bye.
01:07:43Bye.
01:07:44Bye.
01:07:45Bye.
01:07:46Bye.
01:07:47Bye.
01:07:48Bye.
01:07:49Bye.
01:07:50Bye.
01:07:51Bye.
01:07:52Bye.
01:07:53Bye.
01:07:54Bye.
01:07:55Bye.
01:07:56Bye.
01:07:57Bye.
01:07:58Bye.
01:07:59doing? Oh, it's you. That clumsy waitress. What are you doing here? Oh, I get it. You put those
01:08:06looks to use and seduced your way into a rich man's bed. I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:08:11Fuck off. Hey! Get back here! So what? Experimenting with my love life? What? No!
01:08:24Your mother was talking to me about how Alicia is the perfect match for you, and look, I was just
01:08:31doing you a favor by making the first move. A favor? You think setting me up with another woman
01:08:37is doing me a favor? Another woman? I don't understand. What's happening?
01:08:47What's happening? It's just a solar eclipse. Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:57I'm sorry. Like, it is so funny. You looking at me like that with my face, is that actually
01:09:04how I look like when I'm mad? Well, it's your face. No, I just think you're doing it a little
01:09:08bit different. How would I be doing something differently? I don't know. Maybe it's the,
01:09:12oh, it's the hair. I never do my hair like that. I like it, though. It gives me a more
01:09:16professional feel. This is exactly how you do your hair. No, no, it's not at all. I think
01:09:22you don't have your hair like that. I always have my hair like that. What did you do to my hair?
01:09:26No, your part is weird here. I don't know what you did to the lips. Yeah, look at that.
01:09:29Okay, so I don't have, like, lips right? Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes,
01:09:33everything. Don't talk about my hair. Everything.
01:09:46Hey, don't try to sidetrack it. It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:09:53So we got our bodies back just like that. What was that? Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:10:06Yeah, it's perfect timing, too. We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,
01:10:10and I was trying to figure out how I was going to do it in your body. You stay here,
01:10:15and you figure out a reason why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:10:17What are you talking about? Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:10:31So you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:35I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:39That night I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy. Then I found out I was pregnant,
01:10:44but I didn't remember what you looked like. But I went in, I asked the hotel staff,
01:10:48and they wouldn't tell me anything, and so I ran out of options.
01:10:52Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:10:54I sold it. You know.
01:10:57Didn't you recognize me?
01:11:01There was a time where that night I was drugged, and my memory...
01:11:06Kirk and I really struggled to get by. It was all fuzzy.
01:11:10Then I found out I was pregnant, but I didn't...
01:11:12What about you? Why didn't you remember what you looked like?
01:11:16But I went in, and I asked the hotel staff to recognize me.
01:11:19Well, you know, I was pretty messed up, and they wouldn't tell me anything,
01:11:22and so I ran out of...
01:11:24...stopped that night, too.
01:11:26But I was looking...
01:11:27...options.
01:11:27Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:11:30For you, for years. I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds.
01:11:33I sold it.
01:11:35You know.
01:11:36And thousands of wild goose chases, but we could never come up with any.
01:11:39You know, there was a time where...
01:11:42...thing, but here you are.
01:11:45Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:11:49I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy.
01:11:51What about you?
01:11:53Why didn't you...
01:11:54I sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:55You recognized me.
01:11:57Well, you know, I was pretty messed up.
01:12:00It's okay.
01:12:02I mean, I haven't forgiven you.
01:12:03...stopped that night, too.
01:12:04But I was looking...
01:12:06...quite yet, Mr. King.
01:12:07Okay.
01:12:08Well, what can for you for years?
01:12:10I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds.
01:12:12I do to earn your forgiveness.
01:12:14Mom! Dad!
01:12:15And thousands of wild goose chases, but we could never come up with any.
01:12:18Dad!
01:12:21...thing, but here you are.
01:12:23Dad!
01:12:25Dad!
01:12:26Hey, buddy.
01:12:27I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy.
01:12:31You can start by being a dad.
01:12:32I sent by my cousin's family.
01:12:38You know what, kid?
01:12:39It's okay.
01:12:41I mean, I haven't forgiven you.
01:12:42Uh, I think you might be right.
01:12:45You're quite yet, Mr. King.
01:12:46Okay.
01:12:47Well, what can I...
01:12:48About what?
01:12:50We do to earn your forgiveness.
01:12:53Mom! Dad!
01:12:54You look alike.
01:12:55I knew it!
01:13:00Hey, kiddo.
01:13:02What do you want for...
01:13:03Dad!
01:13:05Hey, buddy.
01:13:06Dinner tonight.
01:13:07Pizza!
01:13:10You can start by being a dad.
01:13:14Okay.
01:13:17You know what, kid?
01:13:17I...
01:13:18It's pizza, then.
01:13:19Let's go get some pizza.
01:13:22I think you might be right.
01:13:27About what?
01:13:28About what?
01:13:29We do...
01:13:33You look alike.
01:13:35I knew it.
01:13:37Hey, kiddo.
01:13:38What do you want for dinner tonight?
01:13:40Pizza!
01:13:44Okay.
01:13:45It's pizza, then.
01:13:46Let's go get some pizza.
01:13:51Let's go!
01:13:52Don't go!
01:13:54Fallout 3
01:14:02gonna win!
01:14:03Me!
01:14:03My hug!
01:14:03I need it!
01:14:04I'll go!
01:14:04I'm sorry!
01:14:04Really!
01:14:04I won!
01:14:04I don't want you guys.
01:14:06I just watched the movie.
01:14:06I ever want you guys out.
01:14:06I haven't got some pizza!
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