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Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001) brings back the beloved doctor who can talk to animals, this time on a mission to help a group of forest creatures. With plenty of laughs, lovable animals, and an inspiring message about nature and teamwork, this fun-filled adventure is perfect for the whole family.  dr dolittle 2, 2001 movie, family comedy, talking animals, eddie murphy, animal adventure, fun for kids, nature and friendship, forest animals, lighthearted film, feel good movie, family entertainment, comedy sequel, animal friends, wholesome humor

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00:00:00Musique

00:00:30Welcome to San Francisco, the city by the bay, home to 30,000 fire hydrants, 4 million tennis balls, and very liberal pooper scooper lobs.

00:00:48My name is Lucky. I'm a dog, in case you hadn't guessed, and I belong to this man.

00:00:53You remember Dr. Doolittle, right? The guy who can talk to animals?

00:00:57If you don't, let me jog your memory. He's a doctor, and he talks to animals.

00:01:02Well, anyways, he's busier than ever.

00:01:04Doctor, you've got Mr. Carson at 10 for a full workup. Mr. Winnington's EKG's at 12.

00:01:08Mrs. Blumcouch has got a bad rash on her back. I told her 11-15.

00:01:11I got you. Buster's got a deworming at 12.30. Misty's kennel cop is back. I put her in at 1.00.

00:01:16Afternoon, wall-to-wall noodles.

00:01:17You've got the Rotary Club dinner tonight.

00:01:19You've got the kennel club breakfast tomorrow.

00:01:21Look, push Mr. Carson's workup to 11. I will deworm Buster at 12, do the EKG at 12.30.

00:01:25Moved Misty to 1.15, and look, Lucky, you've got to stop mixing up my charts.

00:01:28Last week, you almost had me neutering Mr. Penich.

00:01:30Oh, yeah? Well, from what I hear, you'd be doing Mrs. Penich a favor.

00:01:34Anytime, lady. Thank you.

00:01:36No matter how busy he got, Doc always found time to help animals.

00:01:40Hi. My name is Bandit.

00:01:41Hi, Bandit.

00:01:42How are you doing, Bandit?

00:01:44And I'm a stray?

00:01:45That's okay. We're all strays.

00:01:47Yeah, I know how hard it is the first time to get up here, Bandit. Take your time.

00:01:50Just one part of time, Bandit.

00:01:52That's true.

00:01:53That's right. Never give up hope, Bandit. Never, ever give up hope. Not just Bandit. All you dogs, listen to me.

00:01:58Every dog in here can find a family and be somebody's best friend.

00:02:02Really?

00:02:03Let me hear you say that. Say, I am somebody's best friend.

00:02:06I am somebody's best friend.

00:02:08One more time again. I am somebody's best friend.

00:02:11I am somebody's best friend.

00:02:14That's right. That's right.

00:02:15Also, there's a family out in North Beach that's trying to find a good watchdog.

00:02:20Somebody that's housebroken and great with kids.

00:02:22Any of you guys got a background in security?

00:02:24Oh, that'd be Rusty. Rusty's a watchdog.

00:02:27Who's Rusty?

00:02:28Rusty, tell... Oh, no.

00:02:30Rusty.

00:02:31This better be important.

00:02:33No, uh...

00:02:33Never mind, Rusty.

00:02:35He says he must not lick his ass all the time.

00:02:39Every zoo in the country had a job for the dog.

00:02:43He was especially good at matters of the heart.

00:02:45So how long has it been since you guys made little baby turtles?

00:02:48Not that long. Maybe 20 years?

00:02:51It'll be 48 years next Monday.

00:02:54Okay, I see the problem here.

00:02:56You know what to do here. Listen.

00:02:57I'm going to give you these pills.

00:02:58I want you to crush them up and put them in your food.

00:03:00Oh, yeah? What did I do?

00:03:04Oh, yeah. You're looking fine.

00:03:07Coming at you, baby.

00:03:09In fact, he became an international celebrity,

00:03:12traveling from Alaska to Australia.

00:03:14I'm here with the world-famous Dr. Doolittle,

00:03:17who actually speaks with animals.

00:03:20Now, what we're going to do is sneak up on

00:03:22and rescue this unsuspecting alligator.

00:03:25But we'll have to be quiet so he doesn't know we're here.

00:03:28The trick with catching this alligator

00:03:29is to be wary of those teeth.

00:03:31Huge, penetrating teeth.

00:03:33See, what I'm doing is allowing Steve to think

00:03:36that I don't know he's back there.

00:03:38Wait until he tries to grab me,

00:03:40turn on him,

00:03:41and Bob's your uncle bite his arm off.

00:03:44I'm going to have to get my arm around his neck

00:03:46and hang on.

00:03:47Steve, I think he knows the old...

00:03:49Shh. I don't want to blow the element of surprise.

00:03:51Now!

00:03:53Oh!

00:03:54Crikey me up!

00:03:55Yeah, it seemed everybody wanted a piece of the good doctor,

00:04:03and his family understood.

00:04:05Thank you.

00:04:05Well, most of them did.

00:04:07But we'll get to that part in a minute.

00:04:09Thank you very much.

00:04:10Right now, I've got to answer the door.

00:04:12Uh...

00:04:12Yeah, who's there?

00:04:15Hey, it's me.

00:04:16I forgot my key.

00:04:17Open up.

00:04:17Well, then, I guess you'll have to beg, huh?

00:04:19Come on, boy.

00:04:20Beg.

00:04:20Come on.

00:04:21Get it?

00:04:22Roll reversal.

00:04:23Because usually, it's the human

00:04:25that says to the dog,

00:04:27I know you better open up the door

00:04:29before I...

00:04:30Just open the door, Lucky.

00:04:32Now, seeing as you're the one who feeds me,

00:04:33I'm going to let you in this time.

00:04:34Okay.

00:04:35Thank you.

00:04:40Guess who's back from France?

00:04:42John?

00:04:42Hey.

00:04:43Hey.

00:04:44Hey, sir.

00:04:45How you doing?

00:04:46Ah!

00:04:48Mmm.

00:04:49I got you a present from Paris.

00:04:51That's for me?

00:04:52Yeah, that's for you.

00:04:53That's for us.

00:04:53Hey, oh!

00:04:55I can enjoy this present as well.

00:04:57You know what would be

00:04:59a really nice present, John, though?

00:05:01What's that?

00:05:01If you could keep that flock

00:05:02of your faithful

00:05:03away from the building.

00:05:04I'm sorry.

00:05:05I'll talk to him later, okay?

00:05:06Betty!

00:05:06Hey, baby.

00:05:07How you doing?

00:05:08Hi.

00:05:08How you...

00:05:09Look, I got you a little present

00:05:09from Mexico.

00:05:10Ooh, gracias.

00:05:11Yeah.

00:05:12Ooh, I wonder what it is.

00:05:13Ah!

00:05:14Earthquake!

00:05:15911!

00:05:16911!

00:05:16Oh, no, no.

00:05:17Don't shake it.

00:05:17I won't shake it.

00:05:18My spleen.

00:05:18Oh, that hurt.

00:05:19Oh!

00:05:20Oh, cute!

00:05:21Thanks, Dad.

00:05:22Hey, this is in Puerto Vallarta.

00:05:23Yes, a chameleon.

00:05:24You know it can change color

00:05:25against different backgrounds

00:05:26you put it on?

00:05:26The blend master is in the house.

00:05:28I'm gonna disappear

00:05:29like old baby daddy.

00:05:30Now you see me?

00:05:32Poof!

00:05:32Now you don't, eh?

00:05:33No, we can still see you.

00:05:35I'm not gone?

00:05:35I'm not invisible?

00:05:37Uh, you did remember

00:05:38it's Charisse's birthday?

00:05:39I sure did.

00:05:39You remember

00:05:40to get the cake

00:05:40from Stenson's?

00:05:40How about now?

00:05:41Uh, actually,

00:05:42Charisse doesn't want

00:05:43to have a family birthday party.

00:05:45Now, what's that about?

00:05:46I thought we always

00:05:46celebrate together.

00:05:47Okay, you have anything

00:05:48green, maybe?

00:05:49Hey, take this thing

00:05:49to your room, please.

00:05:50Jamole, a zucchini,

00:05:51a big pico?

00:05:53She's got a date.

00:05:54I suck.

00:05:55A date?

00:05:56A date with who?

00:05:57I didn't ask.

00:05:58She's a big girl now, John.

00:06:01Well, we'll see

00:06:01about this date thing.

00:06:03Where's the birthday girl at?

00:06:04Uh, she's unreachable.

00:06:05What do you mean,

00:06:06she's unreachable?

00:06:06Where is she?

00:06:07She's in her room

00:06:08with the door locked

00:06:09and headphones on.

00:06:10You could try paging her.

00:06:11She's in the house

00:06:12and she's unreachable

00:06:12in the house

00:06:13with a headphone.

00:06:13I'm supposed to page

00:06:14her in my house.

00:06:15I'm gonna page somebody

00:06:15in my own house.

00:06:16Okay, we'll see

00:06:17if I'm a page sell.

00:06:18I ain't page nothing.

00:06:21Careful, Doc.

00:06:22She's 16.

00:06:23That's a tough age.

00:06:24Hey!

00:06:26Cherise, open this door.

00:06:28Can you believe this?

00:06:29Hey!

00:06:30Try your cell.

00:06:31I'm not calling on the cell phone

00:06:32while she's in her bedroom.

00:06:36Hey!

00:06:38Cherise.

00:06:39Open the door.

00:06:41Okay.

00:06:42All right.

00:06:42Okay.

00:06:43Okay.

00:06:44Okay.

00:06:46Those teenagers, Doc,

00:06:57they can drive a man

00:06:57to drink.

00:06:58Hey.

00:07:00What are you drinking?

00:07:01Gatorade.

00:07:02Oh, really?

00:07:03Give it to me.

00:07:04Hmm.

00:07:06Gatorade make wine now, huh?

00:07:08Nah.

00:07:09You better slow down.

00:07:13Which one of you

00:07:14is doolittle?

00:07:15What now?

00:07:16I have a message

00:07:17from the boss.

00:07:18From the who?

00:07:19The boss.

00:07:20The guard beaver.

00:07:20Now save the questions

00:07:21and come with me.

00:07:23Look, you guys know the rules.

00:07:24You just don't come up here

00:07:25on my balcony.

00:07:25Make an appointment.

00:07:26You make an appointment.

00:07:28Now go.

00:07:28You tell the beaver

00:07:29make an appointment

00:07:29just like everybody else.

00:07:30I can't tell him that.

00:07:31I'll end up sleeping

00:07:32with the fishes.

00:07:33But how's it gonna look

00:07:34in the paper

00:07:34when Dr. Doolittle

00:07:35throws the possum

00:07:36off the roof?

00:07:37That's not gonna look right.

00:07:38Now leave,

00:07:38because I will.

00:07:39Watch your tone, buddy.

00:07:40Come here.

00:07:48Talk.

00:07:49This is Daddy.

00:07:49How are you?

00:07:50Hey.

00:07:50Hey, I got a couple

00:07:51of questions for you.

00:07:52I want to know

00:07:53how come I gotta climb

00:07:54up a side of a building

00:07:55and get on a cell phone

00:07:56to talk to you

00:07:56in your bedroom.

00:07:57Dad, where are you?

00:08:00Dad, Dad,

00:08:01what are you doing?

00:08:02Why?

00:08:03What am I doing

00:08:04because it's the only way

00:08:04I can reach you?

00:08:05What are you doing in here?

00:08:06What's all of this?

00:08:07What's all of that about?

00:08:08You don't do that in public,

00:08:09do you?

00:08:09Dance?

00:08:10Of course.

00:08:10That's not dancing,

00:08:11that's advertising.

00:08:12What's this about you

00:08:13don't want to spend

00:08:13your birthday with your family?

00:08:15Dad, having dinner

00:08:15with your family

00:08:16is something you do

00:08:16when you're young,

00:08:17now when you're turning 16.

00:08:19Besides, I have a date.

00:08:20Well, you can bring

00:08:20your date with you

00:08:21because you're coming to dinner.

00:08:22Oh, cool, Eric.

00:08:23These are my parents

00:08:24and my little sister.

00:08:25They're going to be

00:08:25joining us on our date.

00:08:26No, he's going to be

00:08:27joining us

00:08:28at a family event.

00:08:29Charisse, we have it every year.

00:08:30I don't even know why...

00:08:31What's this?

00:08:35Dad, that's private.

00:08:36I can see why it's private.

00:08:37It's embarrassing, Charisse.

00:08:38You got two C's

00:08:39and a D on here.

00:08:41Embarrassing?

00:08:43Dad, you are the last person

00:08:44who should be talking

00:08:45about anything being embarrassing.

00:08:47What are you talking about?

00:08:47What's that supposed to mean?

00:08:50Oh, so I'm supposed

00:08:54to stop doing what I do,

00:08:55stop doing my work

00:08:56and stop helping the animals

00:08:56because you find it embarrassing?

00:08:58That's not going to happen.

00:09:00That's right, it's not going to happen,

00:09:01so forget about it.

00:09:02You're coming to dinner.

00:09:03Look at this.

00:09:04No cell phone for a week.

00:09:06Oh, what am I supposed to do

00:09:07without my cell phone?

00:09:08Here's some stamps.

00:09:09You can learn how to write

00:09:10a letter to somebody

00:09:11or something.

00:09:11You think I care?

00:09:12Look at me.

00:09:12Do I look like I care?

00:09:13Look, just take it.

00:09:14Do I look like I...

00:09:14Look at me.

00:09:15Look, no, Charisse.

00:09:16Look at me.

00:09:17Do I look like I care?

00:09:18Look.

00:09:19I don't care.

00:09:20This is unbelievable.

00:09:24You know she has 50 numbers in here

00:09:25and not one of them is mine.

00:09:27You shouldn't be looking at that.

00:09:28Why not?

00:09:31Biggie Mac Cell.

00:09:33Biggie Mac Pager.

00:09:34Biggie Mac Home.

00:09:36Who the hell is Biggie Mac?

00:09:37I don't know, John.

00:09:39I'm going to find out

00:09:40who Biggie Mac is.

00:09:41I don't like that name, Biggie Mac.

00:09:42What the hell kind of name is that?

00:09:46What is that?

00:09:48Marcus's cell phone.

00:09:49Cell phone?

00:09:50Mm-hmm.

00:09:51When did he get a cell phone?

00:09:52Last week.

00:09:53What are you doing?

00:09:54Shh, John.

00:09:55Shh, I'm checking out Biggie Mac.

00:09:57Hello?

00:09:59Hey, who is this?

00:10:00Well, who is this?

00:10:02Is this Biggie Mac?

00:10:03Who wants to know?

00:10:05Hey, I'm asking the questions here, punk.

00:10:07What?

00:10:08How old are you?

00:10:09None of your damn business.

00:10:10Oh, really?

00:10:10What if I make it my business

00:10:11to find out how old you are?

00:10:12Are you threatening me?

00:10:13No, I don't make threats.

00:10:14I'm promising you

00:10:15that if you ever...

00:10:16John, is this John Doolittle?

00:10:18Hi, I'm so sorry.

00:10:19That's a wrong number.

00:10:20It's not.

00:10:20That's a grown man

00:10:21that's on the other than that phone.

00:10:22I wish I could say

00:10:23the same thing about you.

00:10:27The door.

00:10:28I hear the door.

00:10:29Go get that door right now.

00:10:30Who am I?

00:10:31Mr. French up in here?

00:10:32Honest.

00:10:32Hey, Dr. D, what's up?

00:10:41It's me.

00:10:44Me?

00:10:44Who's me?

00:10:45Back up, me.

00:10:47I'm saying, you gonna let me in?

00:10:51Dr. D, what's going on?

00:10:53Excuse me?

00:10:54Remember me, Eric,

00:10:55Domino's Pizza,

00:10:56extra cheese, anchovies,

00:10:57tomatoes, guacamole...

00:10:58You the pizza guy.

00:10:59Yeah, I delivered that.

00:11:00Oh, thanks a lot, man.

00:11:01What, I forget to give you a tip?

00:11:02I'm sorry.

00:11:02No, no, no, no, no.

00:11:03That's cool.

00:11:03You gave me something

00:11:04a little better than a tip.

00:11:05I'm gonna take care of you, man,

00:11:06because you know

00:11:06it's nice to have a little...

00:11:07What's up, baby?

00:11:09What's going on?

00:11:09Are you ready?

00:11:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:11:11This is your date?

00:11:12Dad, Eric.

00:11:12Eric, Dad.

00:11:14My man.

00:11:15What's up?

00:11:16Um, Eric...

00:11:17No, we have to stay here

00:11:18with the family

00:11:19and eat dinner.

00:11:20Hmm?

00:11:22It's cool with me.

00:11:24Hey, Charisse, now,

00:11:25don't be like that.

00:11:26You're gonna ruin dinner

00:11:26for everybody.

00:11:28Come on, now.

00:11:29You know what, Pops?

00:11:30Don't even sweat that, man.

00:11:31Don't worry.

00:11:32I know how to take care of you.

00:11:36Pops.

00:11:37Yeah.

00:11:38She called me by surprise,

00:11:40I must say...

00:11:41You know, Charisse

00:11:42always had a mind of her own.

00:11:44When she was about

00:11:44a year and a half,

00:11:45she decided she wasn't

00:11:46gonna wear diapers anymore.

00:11:47Remember that?

00:11:47Jonathan.

00:11:48And she started having

00:11:49all these little accidents

00:11:50around the house

00:11:51because she didn't have it down yet

00:11:52so we'd have little piles

00:11:53and stuff.

00:11:53Dad, you just had to go there,

00:11:55didn't you?

00:11:55Come on, it's just family

00:11:56we're talking the whole day.

00:11:57It's cool, it's cool.

00:11:58I'm actually learning

00:11:58something here.

00:11:59Really?

00:12:00You're learning something?

00:12:00You know what's interesting?

00:12:01You never learn to take off

00:12:02your hat at the dinner table.

00:12:04And your head getting hot,

00:12:04so...

00:12:04I don't mind just getting hot

00:12:06just sitting here

00:12:06looking at you in that hat.

00:12:0816!

00:12:09Just think, Charisse,

00:12:10in two years

00:12:11you'll be out of this house

00:12:12and on your way to college.

00:12:14One year, 10 months, 16 days.

00:12:16And you know what?

00:12:17Berkeley's a really close college.

00:12:18If you went to Berkeley,

00:12:19you could live at home

00:12:19and you could save some money.

00:12:20That's a good idea,

00:12:22but I've already reserved

00:12:23a U-Haul for the day

00:12:24I graduated high school.

00:12:26You reserved a U-Haul already?

00:12:28Uh, Dad?

00:12:29Someone to see you.

00:12:31Yo!

00:12:32Step outside.

00:12:34Thank you, sweetie.

00:12:35Excuse me, darling.

00:12:36Bye, Dad.

00:12:37Love you.

00:12:37I love you, too.

00:12:39Excuse me, Eric.

00:12:41Yeah, hey, yo.

00:12:43Yo, down here.

00:12:44Okay.

00:12:45All right, now what do you want?

00:12:46First of all,

00:12:46let me say the beaver

00:12:47sends birthday greetings

00:12:48to your lovely daughter.

00:12:50Oh, really?

00:12:51That's very nice.

00:12:51Now you go and you tell the beaver

00:12:52that he's starting

00:12:53to get on my nerves.

00:12:54Oh, what are you getting

00:12:55all bent out of shape for?

00:12:56He only wants a moment

00:12:57of your time.

00:12:58Then what if I say no?

00:12:59I don't think you want

00:13:00to go down that road,

00:13:01my friend.

00:13:04All right, look,

00:13:04you go and tell the beaver

00:13:05at 8 o'clock

00:13:06my office tomorrow.

00:13:07Oh, the beaver

00:13:08don't travel for nobody.

00:13:10He knows you're a busy man

00:13:11and he will remember this,

00:13:12but this is truly

00:13:13a life or death situation.

00:13:14All right, shut up.

00:13:15Listen, my car,

00:13:167 a.m.

00:13:17in the morning,

00:13:17all right?

00:13:18Hey, this is good news.

00:13:20The beaver likes good news.

00:13:21Thank you.

00:13:23Jimmy, get the car.

00:13:25Happy birthday to you.

00:13:28Happy birthday.

00:13:29Happy birthday, dear Cherie.

00:13:35Happy birthday.

00:13:36Happy birthday to you.

00:13:40Come on, blow your candle out

00:13:42and make a wish.

00:13:47Whee!

00:13:48Surprise!

00:13:49Happy birthday!

00:13:50It's your birthday.

00:13:51It's your birthday.

00:13:52There's a mouse in the house.

00:13:54Hey, give me that.

00:13:55I'm licking the candles.

00:13:57Oh, yeah, well,

00:13:57you can lick my fat,

00:13:58funky little...

00:13:59Hey, don't be a biggie.

00:14:00Cherie, I'm so sorry.

00:14:01Ooh, ooh, ouch.

00:14:02Hey, hey, watch the fur.

00:14:03Watch the fur, buddy.

00:14:04We're trying to do something

00:14:04nice for your daughter.

00:14:05I bet if a cute little kitty

00:14:07popped out, you say,

00:14:08oh, how cute, how cute.

00:14:09But you're not.

00:14:10You're not.

00:14:10You're not a couple of...

00:14:11Listen, you're not a couple

00:14:12of cute little kitties.

00:14:13Yes, we are.

00:14:13You're two disgusting rats.

00:14:15No, we're not.

00:14:16They just ruined the birthday cake.

00:14:17Oh, so you want to get

00:14:18personal now, don't you?

00:14:19Well, you know what rat

00:14:19spelled backwards is, mister?

00:14:21It's star.

00:14:22That's right.

00:14:22I'm a star, buddy.

00:14:23Oh, really?

00:14:24Is that right?

00:14:25Well, do you know

00:14:25what hot spells backwards?

00:14:26Um, no, I don't have a...

00:14:27Ah!

00:14:28Exactly!

00:14:31Good day.

00:14:32Yes, it is!

00:14:33Dapers!

00:14:34My favorite, chocolate.

00:14:37Say Maya.

00:14:39Maya.

00:14:39Maya?

00:14:40Maya.

00:14:41Maya.

00:14:42Um, what do you think

00:14:43you're doing?

00:14:44I think he's about

00:14:44to say something.

00:14:46Bring me a bone.

00:14:48And a large order of flies.

00:14:51Supersized.

00:14:52You will bring me ham,

00:14:55luncheon meats,

00:14:56cold cuts.

00:14:57Lucky out.

00:14:59Hey, Maya,

00:15:00can I talk to Charisse

00:15:00alone for a second?

00:15:01Okay.

00:15:03Come on, boy.

00:15:03Hey, Charisse, look,

00:15:09I'm sorry about tonight.

00:15:11Okay?

00:15:11I'm thinking about

00:15:12cutting back a little bit

00:15:13and spending some more time

00:15:13around here with you guys.

00:15:16Great.

00:15:16Now more animals

00:15:17will be here.

00:15:17What if we don't stay here?

00:15:19We can go on a big vacation

00:15:20to Europe,

00:15:20the whole family.

00:15:21What about that?

00:15:22Are you serious?

00:15:23I'm dead serious.

00:15:24We can go to Paris,

00:15:25Rome, the Greek Islands.

00:15:26We always talked about that.

00:15:27Let's do it.

00:15:28What do you think?

00:15:31Is this a bribe?

00:15:34Yes, this is a bribe.

00:15:37It's working.

00:15:39Hey, yo, Doc,

00:15:39one other thing

00:15:40I forgot to tell you.

00:15:41Tomorrow!

00:15:41What?

00:15:42Jesus.

00:15:43Tomorrow.

00:15:44Tomorrow.

00:15:45Yeah, European vacation.

00:15:46So, tomorrow.

00:15:47Tomorrow?

00:15:48We're going to Europe.

00:15:49Tomorrow.

00:16:04So, Doc,

00:16:05the raccoon,

00:16:06and the possum

00:16:06took a road trip

00:16:07to meet this mysterious beaver.

00:16:10Hey, Doc,

00:16:11nice wheels.

00:16:11What do you call this thing?

00:16:12Oh, this is a Mustang.

00:16:14Yo, Doc,

00:16:15is there a car named after me?

00:16:16No, I don't think

00:16:17they make a possum.

00:16:18Why not?

00:16:19Not a lot of cars

00:16:20named after rodents.

00:16:28All right,

00:16:29I want to go over

00:16:29a couple of ground rules

00:16:30for when you're

00:16:31in the beaver's presence.

00:16:32Number one,

00:16:33no sudden movements.

00:16:35Number two,

00:16:35do not stare at his teeth.

00:16:37Between you and me,

00:16:38he's got a little bit

00:16:39of an overbite.

00:16:39I personally think

00:16:40he needs braces,

00:16:41but I'm not a dentist.

00:16:43Numbers three through ten.

00:16:44You will treat him

00:16:45with the respect

00:16:46he deserves.

00:16:47Capisce?

00:16:48We're talking about

00:16:48a beaver, right?

00:16:50Hey, Toadie,

00:16:51how you doing?

00:16:52How's it hanging?

00:16:52Hey, Doctor,

00:16:53how are you?

00:16:54Hey, back away.

00:16:55Back away from him,

00:16:56Jimmy, all right?

00:16:56Show some respect,

00:16:57you animal.

00:16:58Hey, look,

00:16:58the raccoon got the doctor.

00:16:59He says he's

00:17:00a miracle worker.

00:17:01Hello?

00:17:02Hey, Paul,

00:17:02we'll get the boss ready.

00:17:03He's doing everything

00:17:04he's saying,

00:17:05no, we'll do everything

00:17:05like the ball game.

00:17:07I'll decide

00:17:07I'm gonna go get

00:17:08to make one.

00:17:09Make one.

00:17:09Yeah,

00:17:11Doctor Doolittle,

00:17:12I presume.

00:17:13Welcome to my den.

00:17:14Would you like a fish?

00:17:16Oh, no thank you.

00:17:17I've eaten already.

00:17:18Hey,

00:17:18the beaver offers you a fish.

00:17:20You take the fish.

00:17:21Joey, shut up.

00:17:22I'm sorry, boss.

00:17:23I've heard good things

00:17:24about you

00:17:25from some of

00:17:25the Bay Area families.

00:17:27From the Bay Area families,

00:17:28really?

00:17:30What are you guys,

00:17:31some kind of mafia

00:17:31or something?

00:17:32Mafia?

00:17:32No, we don't know

00:17:33nothing about no mafia,

00:17:34do we, boys?

00:17:35Nah, I've never heard of it.

00:17:36No, that's a myth.

00:17:37I'm just a simple fisherman

00:17:39who's blessed

00:17:40with many friends.

00:17:41Perhaps you'll be

00:17:42one of them.

00:17:43What do you guys

00:17:43want from me?

00:17:44Well, I'm losing

00:17:46my territory.

00:17:47What, the other animals

00:17:48moving in on you

00:17:49or something?

00:17:49Yeah, the humankind.

00:17:50They're cutting down

00:17:52our homes,

00:17:53busting up families.

00:17:54Where it is,

00:17:55they're cutting down

00:17:56a whole forest.

00:17:57Okay, guys,

00:17:58you're talking

00:17:58to the wrong person.

00:17:59You need to contact

00:17:59one of those nature groups,

00:18:01like the Sierra Club

00:18:02or, um...

00:18:03It has to be you, Doc.

00:18:04You're the only one

00:18:05who knows how to speak human.

00:18:07Yeah, we can't fight

00:18:07humans on our own.

00:18:08I mean, they got guns

00:18:09and knives

00:18:10and pull-out couches.

00:18:12Sure, I got rabies.

00:18:13I could bite somebody,

00:18:14but I can only do so much.

00:18:16You guys have no idea

00:18:17what I'm talking about,

00:18:17do you?

00:18:18Sure, I do.

00:18:19It's man against nature

00:18:20because you're on our side

00:18:21and I like the odds.

00:18:23Me on your side?

00:18:24I didn't say

00:18:24I was going to help you.

00:18:26I didn't say.

00:18:28Doctor, before you say no,

00:18:30I would like you to see

00:18:31what we're talking about.

00:18:32It's gone.

00:18:58everything, gone.

00:19:08How do you save a forest, anyway?

00:19:10You know, it's not going

00:19:11to be easy, John.

00:19:12I would assume the lumber companies

00:19:13have a lot of clout.

00:19:15But I do know

00:19:16if there were a threatened

00:19:17or an endangered species

00:19:18living in the forest,

00:19:19there definitely are laws

00:19:20that protect it.

00:19:21How am I going to find out

00:19:22if there are any endangered animals

00:19:23in the forest?

00:19:24Well, you could ask Eugene.

00:19:28Well, he found an endangered species,

00:19:30a bear, a female

00:19:31whose mother had been killed

00:19:32by poachers.

00:19:33She's the only Pacific Western bear

00:19:35up there.

00:19:35Well, that's good.

00:19:36One bear has to be protected, right?

00:19:38Well, no.

00:19:38The lawyers for Potter's Logging Company

00:19:40argued that since she's

00:19:41the only one up there,

00:19:43there's no chance for survival

00:19:44of the species anyway.

00:19:45There'd have to be a male, too.

00:19:46Pardon me?

00:19:47Why don't we just get a male up there,

00:19:48get the two of them together,

00:19:49and let nature take its course?

00:19:50Well, unfortunately,

00:19:52the only male Pacific Western bear

00:19:53that we could find

00:19:54was raised in captivity,

00:19:56and there's never been

00:19:56a bear raised in captivity

00:19:58that's been successfully

00:19:59reintroduced to the wild.

00:20:00They've never had

00:20:01the world-famous love doctor

00:20:02make any introductions.

00:20:03Psst.

00:20:04Doctor.

00:20:05Excuse me, sir.

00:20:07Your man left the barn door open.

00:20:10Something wrong?

00:20:10Oh, yeah, uh...

00:20:12Oh, jeez.

00:20:14Don't get...

00:20:15Bam Bam didn't see that.

00:20:16No, I'm short.

00:20:17The giraffe is the one

00:20:18that was disgusted.

00:20:19I am so sorry.

00:20:20I know you're really disappointed.

00:20:32Disappointed?

00:20:33About not going to Europe?

00:20:36Now, Dad,

00:20:36why would I be disappointed?

00:20:38I made your promise

00:20:39I'm gonna stick to it.

00:20:41If you don't want me to do this,

00:20:42I'll understand, okay?

00:20:43Why can I actually say no

00:20:45and not feel guilty

00:20:45for the rest of my life?

00:20:47When do we leave?

00:20:48As soon as we can get a court order

00:20:49of stopping the clear-cutting.

00:20:51Who's gonna argue the case?

00:20:56Why...

00:20:57Why are you looking around?

00:20:58Me?

00:20:59What, me?

00:20:59Not me.

00:21:00You.

00:21:00No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:21:01Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:21:02No, no, no, no.

00:21:03Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:21:05No.

00:21:06Come on, for the animals.

00:21:06Don't, don't make me do this.

00:21:08For the animals.

00:21:09Do it for the animals.

00:21:10I don't do animals.

00:21:10Do it for the animals.

00:21:11I don't do it.

00:21:11That's speciism.

00:21:12You're a speciest.

00:21:14You're a speciest.

00:21:16No, Your Honor.

00:21:17We're simply asking for an injunction

00:21:19so that we might have the chance

00:21:21to save a species.

00:21:21Your Honor, this is a delaying tactic

00:21:25slash publicity stunt.

00:21:27Saving a species.

00:21:28I have affidavits signed by a range of experts

00:21:31who all concur that to take a bear raised in captivity

00:21:34and reintroduce it into the wild

00:21:36is, well, dangerous and irresponsible.

00:21:40Simply put, a bear raised by circus folk

00:21:43wouldn't know how to feed itself

00:21:45or interact with real bears,

00:21:47let alone make it through its first winter.

00:21:48No, it would certainly succumb to Darwin's law of nature.

00:21:53Survival of the fittest.

00:21:55Actually...

00:21:56Well, yeah, but Darwin's never met my dad.

00:21:58Young lady, that's inappropriate behavior.

00:22:02And just who is your father?

00:22:03Uh, sir, Your Honor, that's me.

00:22:05I'm her father.

00:22:06Name's Doolittle.

00:22:07Dr. Doolittle.

00:22:09Dr. Doolittle.

00:22:11Do you feel you could rehabilitate a tame bear

00:22:14and mate it in the wild with a female?

00:22:17Yes, I do, Your Honor.

00:22:18Well, in that case,

00:22:19I'll grant her one month's delay

00:22:20on the harvesting of Campbell's Grove.

00:22:23Well, one month, Dr. Doolittle.

00:22:25That's it.

00:22:27Thank you, sir.

00:22:28And, doctor,

00:22:29if that bear should so much as set one paw

00:22:32in a campsite or this town,

00:22:35I'll rescind this order immediately.

00:22:37I understand completely.

00:22:38Thank you, Your Honor.

00:22:39Thank you.

00:22:40Thank you, Your Honor.

00:22:41Doctor, Dr. Doolittle.

00:22:45Dr. Doolittle, you speak to both domestic and wild animals.

00:22:49Can a surface bear relate to a forest bear?

00:22:51Well, um, I don't know much about him

00:22:53except that he's been living in captivity,

00:22:55so I'm sure he'll be really happy to return in a while.

00:22:57So much for a family vacation,

00:23:07but Doc figured how hard could this be?

00:23:09That was before he met Archie.

00:23:14Ladies and gentlemen,

00:23:15he's the bear with flair,

00:23:17the walkin' rug with an adorable mug.

00:23:20Archie the bear!

00:23:21I want you to go to Ronnie

00:23:24Get on the highway

00:23:26I love me.

00:23:28Go.

00:23:29Born to be wild!

00:23:32Archie!

00:23:33Born to be wild!

00:23:35Archie!

00:23:35And that's the show!

00:23:40Woo!

00:23:41Big bone gal, huh?

00:23:43Oh, yeah, I guess so.

00:23:45You got any action shots?

00:23:46You know what I'm talking about.

00:23:47No, I don't, but listen,

00:23:48you'd be really lucky to wind up with somebody like her.

00:23:50Oh, look,

00:23:51I have had so many girlfriends,

00:23:54and, you know...

00:23:55Okay, look,

00:23:56I've never had a girlfriend,

00:23:57but just bring her by.

00:23:58Bring her by on Monday.

00:23:59That's when I'm dark, okay?

00:24:01Oh, no, no, no,

00:24:02I can't bring her here.

00:24:02You have to go to her.

00:24:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:24:04Go to her?

00:24:05Where?

00:24:05Um, she's in the forest.

00:24:07Ooh.

00:24:08Oh, I don't play forests.

00:24:09I'm strictly state fair,

00:24:11small arena-type bear.

00:24:12Archie,

00:24:13do you know what kind of bear you are?

00:24:14Um, let's see.

00:24:15Yes, I'm a singer,

00:24:17dancer,

00:24:17three years tap,

00:24:18two years jazz,

00:24:19you're an endangered species.

00:24:21Hey, is that a threat, buddy?

00:24:23Because my lawyer will be down here...

00:24:25No, it's not a threat.

00:24:25I'm not threatening you.

00:24:26What I'm saying is that you're a very rare bear.

00:24:28You're what's called a Pacific Western bear.

00:24:30You know what that is?

00:24:30Yes, I know what it is.

00:24:31Look, I can play any kind of bear.

00:24:33I've got range, grizzly, panda, polar.

00:24:35Here, check out my polar.

00:24:36I am freezing.

00:24:37It is cold.

00:24:37Let me break it down to you.

00:24:40Your ancestors come from the mountains of California, okay?

00:24:43And when you were six months old,

00:24:44they took you from your mother,

00:24:45and they taught you to wiggle your hips

00:24:46to a recording of Hound Dog.

00:24:48Peace and quiet.

00:24:49No, no, no.

00:24:50I taught myself that.

00:24:51I admit, I pander,

00:24:52because I'm a panda bear.

00:24:53Get it?

00:24:54Ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:24:55You pander.

00:24:56Yes, funny stuff, Archie.

00:24:58But listen, um,

00:24:59what I'm proposing to you

00:25:00is I'd like to take you back

00:25:02to where your ancestors roamed,

00:25:03get you out in the woods

00:25:04and teach you to be a real bear.

00:25:06Look, I like the bear I am, okay?

00:25:08I'm famous.

00:25:09Look, have you been to the gift shop?

00:25:11I have my own beanie baby.

00:25:13You do this,

00:25:14I promise you'll be the most famous bear

00:25:15in all the world.

00:25:16Bigger than Pooh.

00:25:18Are you kidding me?

00:25:19You pull this off,

00:25:20they'll be saying Winnie the Who.

00:25:22You've got yourself a bear.

00:25:24And in what must be

00:25:25one of the most unusual stories of the year,

00:25:28Dr. John Doolittle

00:25:30is trying to rewrite the laws of nature

00:25:32by attempting to reintroduce

00:25:34a performing bear into the wild.

00:25:36And in doing so,

00:25:37he hopes to save an entire forest

00:25:39from destruction.

00:25:40It's Darwin versus Doolittle.

00:25:42Oh, get over yourself.

00:25:44Governor,

00:25:45I've got two lumber mills

00:25:47waiting for that wood.

00:25:48I understand, Joe,

00:25:50but it's complicated.

00:25:51Especially if that endangered bear survives.

00:25:54I don't meet my quota, Governor.

00:25:56You're the one who's gonna be endangered.

00:25:58Now, now, J.P., not to worry.

00:26:00That ridiculous bear

00:26:01is bound to screw up at least once.

00:26:04And when he does,

00:26:05you'll have yourself a new trophy.

00:26:08And I've got just the place to put him.

00:26:10It's Saturday.

00:26:16Get the car shined up.

00:26:18And?

00:26:18Hair collider.

00:26:20What you gonna wear?

00:26:21Heaven made my mind up.

00:26:22The local fair force

00:26:23one size I've been tired of.

00:26:25Oops, she'll be there.

00:26:27I wonder how she wears her hair.

00:26:29What you gonna do?

00:26:30If I see her, I swear,

00:26:32I'm gonna put the gates down like a young girl.

00:26:34I'm looking for somebody.

00:26:37So, we all moved to the forest

00:26:40and waited for Archie to arrive.

00:26:42Now, while the family got settled,

00:26:44it was time I started looking out

00:26:45for number one.

00:26:47Ha-ha-ha!

00:26:48Do-do-do-do-do-do.

00:26:50Well, this looks like

00:26:50as good a place as any here.

00:26:52Here we go.

00:26:53Ah, the simple pleasures of life.

00:26:55Holy Lord, that wolf is a fox.

00:27:01I hope I don't have dog breath.

00:27:02You know, from looking at my own...

00:27:04Never mind.

00:27:05Oh, you like that, huh?

00:27:05Yeah, that was me.

00:27:06Ha-ha-ha.

00:27:07Plenty more where that came from,

00:27:08if you know what I mean.

00:27:09Ha-ha.

00:27:11Grr to you, too.

00:27:13What is that?

00:27:14Some kind of secret wild lady dog code

00:27:16for you like me?

00:27:18Yeah, I do some dancing.

00:27:19Here's a little move

00:27:20I call the back scratcher.

00:27:22Pretty cool, huh?

00:27:23Hey, hey, hot lady dog.

00:27:25Wait.

00:27:26Where are you going?

00:27:27Call me.

00:27:29And so the big day finally came,

00:27:31and I had a feeling

00:27:32the fur was gonna fly.

00:27:34Okay, everybody.

00:27:35You all know why we're here.

00:27:37We're about to try to do something

00:27:38that's never been done before.

00:27:40And everyone thinks

00:27:41that we can't pull this off.

00:27:42And they got their blades sharpened

00:27:44and their trucks ready to roll.

00:27:45But we're gonna prove them wrong, right?

00:27:48That's right.

00:27:49I want everybody

00:27:50to put their claws together

00:27:52and how about a big round of applause

00:27:54for the bear that's gonna lead the way.

00:27:56Let's hear it for Archie.

00:27:58Yeah!

00:28:00Come on.

00:28:03Are you ready to save the forest?

00:28:07Well, put your paws up.

00:28:09Put your paws up.

00:28:10Come on, now.

00:28:11Is this some kind of joke?

00:28:13Hey, I want to go serious on you

00:28:15for a second.

00:28:16I know I've got my work cut out for me,

00:28:18but with your help,

00:28:19I know one thing.

00:28:21Now go.

00:28:28I will survive!

00:28:29Yes, I will survive!

00:28:31For as long as I know how to love,

00:28:33I know I'll stay alive!

00:28:35Yes, I will survive!

00:28:37For as long as I know how to love,

00:28:39I know I'll stay alive!

00:28:41Everybody!

00:28:43Da-da-da-da!

00:28:44We're dead.

00:28:46Never more.

00:28:47This show's over.

00:28:49Well, let's go fool around.

00:28:50Got your work cut out for you, Doc.

00:28:52Oh, okay.

00:28:53I'm done.

00:28:53That's good.

00:28:54Turn it off.

00:28:56You're not a real bear.

00:28:57You're Wayne Newton in a bear suit.

00:28:59It's so dirty.

00:29:00Look at my paws.

00:29:01Yes, it's the woods, Archie.

00:29:03His chief component is dirt.

00:29:05Wait.

00:29:05Hey, Doc, is that her?

00:29:06She's a babe.

00:29:08Yeah, that's her.

00:29:08Oh, look at the way she moves.

00:29:10Oh, man, would I love to see her wet.

00:29:13I'll tell you what.

00:29:14I'm gonna go over and introduce you.

00:29:15You just wait here, okay?

00:29:16Yeah, good.

00:29:18Hey, tell her I really dig her fat pouch.

00:29:20But don't be crude.

00:29:21I'll try to work that in.

00:29:23Okay, good.

00:29:25Wait.

00:29:26Hey.

00:29:27Oh, are you coming over here?

00:29:30I'm a little busy foraging.

00:29:32Hi.

00:29:33Hello.

00:29:33My name is John.

00:29:35I'm Ava.

00:29:35Hi, Ava.

00:29:36That's a pretty name, Ava.

00:29:38Nice to meet you.

00:29:38Hi.

00:29:39Hey, a quick question, Ava.

00:29:40How would you like to meet the man of your dreams?

00:29:44You're real cute, but I don't go interspecies.

00:29:46Oh, no.

00:29:47I'm not talking about me.

00:29:48I'm talking about...

00:29:49I shouldn't have said man.

00:29:50I should have said bear.

00:29:50How would you like to meet the bear of your dreams?

00:29:52Look at that big...

00:29:52What do you think of that big, magnificent hunk of bear over there?

00:29:55Um, I don't think I see him.

00:29:58Oh, is he standing behind that door?

00:30:00Oh, no, he is...

00:30:02Look, let me explain to you what's going on, all right?

00:30:04There's a logging company that's going to tear down this whole forest, everything.

00:30:07Oh.

00:30:07And the only thing that can stop him is if I can get two Pacific Western bears together.

00:30:12You're a Pacific Western bear and so is he.

00:30:14And if I can get the two of you together and you made little Pacific Western bears, then...

00:30:19You see where I'm going with this?

00:30:20Uh-huh, yeah.

00:30:21Look, no offense, but I don't talk to bear pimps.

00:30:23Hey, wait a minute.

00:30:23Come on.

00:30:23At least let me call him over so you can meet him.

00:30:25Please.

00:30:25Hey, Archie, come over here.

00:30:27Hey, Johnny.

00:30:28Hey, there you are.

00:30:29Come on, man.

00:30:30I thought we were going to go work out.

00:30:32Jeez.

00:30:34Okay, Archie, you're on.

00:30:35What do I say to her?

00:30:36Get to know her a little bit.

00:30:37Tell her a little about yourself.

00:30:39Hi, I'm Archie.

00:30:41I like moonlit walks on the beach, sharing slop buckets with that special someone, and soulful

00:30:48sounds of the Backstreet Boys.

00:30:50You're very weird.

00:30:51Weird as in sexy?

00:30:53No, just weird.

00:30:55Hey, Archie.

00:30:56Archie, why don't you let me take it from here?

00:30:58That was good.

00:30:59Okay.

00:31:00Damn.

00:31:01So, Ava, what do you think of Archie?

00:31:03Cute, huh?

00:31:04Oh, don't make me eat you.

00:31:05Oh, stop that.

00:31:06I know he's a little uncomfortable around the female species at first, but if you give him...

00:31:09That's not even really the point.

00:31:11You see, I need a real bear.

00:31:12Someone who can hunt and protect and provide for me.

00:31:15Oh, okay.

00:31:16I can understand that.

00:31:18Oh, and, you know, I'm already involved with someone.

00:31:20Really?

00:31:20You have a boyfriend or a bear friend?

00:31:22Yeah.

00:31:23Are you in love with this bear?

00:31:24Love?

00:31:25Look, my cousin married for love, and the next thing she knows, he's two-timing her,

00:31:28with this hot little grizzly in a cave up north.

00:31:31Okay, so you're not in love?

00:31:32No.

00:31:33All right, let's make a deal.

00:31:34Don't make any decisions for a month.

00:31:36I'm going to go work with Archie.

00:31:37In a month's time, I'm going to turn that bear into a bear that you will be proud to have

00:31:41little bear cubs with, okay?

00:31:42Check it out!

00:31:43I flip for you, pinecone!

00:31:45Gah!

00:31:54Hey.

00:31:55Hey.

00:31:57Mmm.

00:31:59Mmm.

00:32:00Perfect night.

00:32:01Mm-hmm.

00:32:02Sitting out here breathing this fresh country air and just listening to the crickets chirp.

00:32:06Yep.

00:32:08Hey, you know what the crickets are saying?

00:32:09Dad, I don't know what the crickets are saying.

00:32:12I don't speak to the animals.

00:32:13You're the one who understands them, not me.

00:32:14Little monkeys don't come up to me asking me for a 40-ounce.

00:32:16I don't say, hey, can I help you, little animal?

00:32:18Do you need a shot?

00:32:18I don't do that, Dad.

00:32:19I'm up in my room listening to music.

00:32:20Hey, whoa, whoa.

00:32:21Do you see me talking to the animals?

00:32:21Hey, hey, slow it down a second, now.

00:32:23I was just going to tell you that the crickets are nature's thermometers, that's all.

00:32:27You can tell how cold it is by how fast they chirp.

00:32:30Okay.

00:32:30It seems a little cold out here, doesn't it?

00:32:37Yeah.

00:32:38You're a little nippy.

00:32:40Maybe I need to go get my vest.

00:32:42Yeah.

00:32:56Whoa!

00:32:57Yo, fake Dr. Dren stupid.

00:33:02Hey, and get a tune-up, man.

00:33:04Get a tune-up.

00:33:06Yo, what's up, baby?

00:33:08Hey, Eric.

00:33:11Oh, man.

00:33:12Hey!

00:33:13Hey!

00:33:13You left your homie!

00:33:15What's up, Dr. D?

00:33:16I don't know, Eric.

00:33:17Maybe you should tell me what's up.

00:33:18Yo, man, I came to visit.

00:33:19I figured since y'all love me so much that I was going to stay a couple of days, but it was cool.

00:33:23Oh, no, no, hell no.

00:33:25Hey, Charisse, I don't understand.

00:33:26What's not there to understand it?

00:33:28Um, Eric with bags?

00:33:29I don't understand that.

00:33:30Well, he's staying here for a couple of nights.

00:33:31Mama said so.

00:33:32Oh, your mother said so.

00:33:34Yes, Mom.

00:33:34Oh, okay, Eric.

00:33:35You're going to be on the floor in the living room in a sleeping bag on the floor if you don't have a problem with that.

00:33:40And by the way, Eric, I'm watching you.

00:33:43And not just me.

00:33:44You know, I got eyes all around the woods.

00:33:45You know I talk to the birds, right?

00:33:46Thanks, Dad.

00:33:47Yes, sir.

00:33:48Watch your back.

00:33:49I hear you.

00:33:50Yeah, you feel me?

00:33:51Yeah, I hear you.

00:33:52Okay, all right.

00:33:53I'm watching you, Eric.

00:33:55I'm watching you back.

00:33:57Bears are opportunistic eaters, finding food wherever they can.

00:34:01Can we please see what else is on?

00:34:03No, we can't see what else is on.

00:34:05You need to watch this, Archie, so you can learn how to feed yourself and survive during the winter.

00:34:08What is he doing, digging?

00:34:11You never even wondered what your shop clothes was for, have you?

00:34:14Uh, no.

00:34:16Bears are excellent swimmers.

00:34:18Not this bear.

00:34:20I know you're not going to sit there and tell me you don't know how to swim.

00:34:22Oh, wait, you haven't heard?

00:34:23There's a new invention.

00:34:24It's called the boat.

00:34:26Okay, that's the last straw.

00:34:27Tomorrow morning, we're going to get up at the crack of dawn, and I'm teaching you how to fish.

00:34:31How about noonish?

00:34:32Unbelievable.

00:34:32And so began the bear-a-thon, a training mission so grisly, so unbearable, so hairy.

00:34:38Okay, that's enough.

00:34:39All right, Archie, let's do it.

00:34:40This river's full of fish.

00:34:41Let's go.

00:34:42Yep, so is Red Lobster.

00:34:44Hey, don't look at me.

00:34:45Look at the water.

00:34:45That's where the fish are.

00:34:46They're moving.

00:34:47Oh, man, one just touched me.

00:34:49One just touched me.

00:34:50Look, you big furry baby, I want you to put your face down in that water right now and grab a fish.

00:34:54No.

00:34:54Archie, I want you to do just like you saw on TV.

00:34:57Put your face under the water and catch a fish.

00:34:59You can do it.

00:35:00Come on, man, I'm here with you.

00:35:01Go on under the water.

00:35:02All right.

00:35:03I'll try it.

00:35:05All right, one, two, three, four, take it.

00:35:08It's Archie.

00:35:10What's up?

00:35:11What's up?

00:35:12What's up?

00:35:13What's up?

00:35:16Okay.

00:35:17Okay, get one.

00:35:20Archie.

00:35:22Hey!

00:35:25Archie!

00:35:26Archie!

00:35:27Okay, Archie.

00:35:35Now you tell me how smart you have to be to lift your head up out of the water when you can't breathe.

00:35:39I saw a light.

00:35:40It was a bright light.

00:35:41It was beautiful.

00:35:43Okay, that's it.

00:35:43We're going to take you on a little trip right now that's going to toughen you up.

00:35:45Come on.

00:35:45What?

00:35:46What?

00:35:47We're going to find something even you can catch.

00:35:49Come on.

00:35:49I saw my grandma.

00:35:50Don't eat.

00:35:57Oh, I'm...

00:35:58Come on, eat.

00:35:59I don't eat.

00:36:00I'm good.

00:36:01Thanks.

00:36:04Okay, my clothes?

00:36:06Cold.

00:36:08Use the force.

00:36:10Colder?

00:36:11Warmer?

00:36:12Arctic.

00:36:13So how's it going?

00:36:15I think it's going great.

00:36:16I'm not even going to need three weeks.

00:36:17Honey, look, he's already foraging grapes, right?

00:36:20Why is he walking away from...

00:36:21Help me out.

00:36:22He's not walking away from them.

00:36:23He's circling the grapes.

00:36:24Why?

00:36:25Are they dangerous grapes?

00:36:26No.

00:36:27No, the grapes aren't dangerous.

00:36:28Eric?

00:36:29Seriously, where are the grapes?

00:36:31Don't worry.

00:36:32He's doing great.

00:36:33We're right on schedule.

00:36:34I'm getting dizzy.

00:36:35Hey, fuck!

00:36:36Oh!

00:36:37Oh!

00:36:39Couple takes!

00:36:41Cockreet broke my ball!

00:36:43Definite bruise.

00:36:45Now, explain this again.

00:36:47I'm supposed to climb into a small, dark space and sleep for six months?

00:36:52Yes, that's what bears do.

00:36:53It's called hibernation.

00:36:54Oh, it sounds more like depression.

00:36:56Wait, how do I eat?

00:36:58Well, you don't eat.

00:36:58What you do is, uh, is you eat a lot during the summer, and that lasts you throughout the

00:37:02whole winter.

00:37:03Where do I go?

00:37:03To the bathroom?

00:37:04Well, there's no going to the bathroom.

00:37:06What?

00:37:07You get...

00:37:08I'm serious.

00:37:09What you do is, uh, a week before your hibernate, you start eating things like dirt and moss

00:37:14and hair and grass, and it forms a big, big plug in your, um...

00:37:18It plugs up your, your, uh...

00:37:21Well, you know.

00:37:22It blocks my butt?

00:37:23Oh, yeah.

00:37:24It blocks it all up with this big, nasty, hairy plug of hair and grass.

00:37:29It's a big, nasty plug.

00:37:30Whoa, whoa, wait!

00:37:32So you want me to sleep for six months with a big cork in my butt?

00:37:37Yeah, that's the idea of it.

00:37:38Okay, goodbye!

00:37:40Hey, Archie!

00:37:40See you later!

00:37:41Archie, come back here!

00:37:42Nope, I'm gone!

00:37:43See ya!

00:37:44Hey, heading south?

00:37:45Archie, listen, nobody's gonna pick up a hitchhiking bear.

00:37:48Look, or I'll split the gas and sit in the back with the kids.

00:37:51Come on now, Archie, stop it!

00:37:52I'm sorry, Doc, this isn't working out.

00:37:54I almost drowned.

00:37:56Ava doesn't like me.

00:37:57Hey, look, I'm sick and tired of your complaining, Archie, okay?

00:38:00Look up in this tree.

00:38:00What do you see, huh?

00:38:03Bird.

00:38:04Right, a bird in his home.

00:38:05And on the branch below him, there's a squirrel in his home.

00:38:08And down there by the fence, there's a little rabbit in his home.

00:38:10All these animals are depending on you, okay?

00:38:13You can do this.

00:38:14Just listen to your inner bear, okay?

00:38:16Just trust him.

00:38:17He'll tell you what to do.

00:38:17Just trust him, Archie.

00:38:19Come on.

00:38:20Okay, but I gotta tell you, my inner bear has a problem with the butt plug.

00:38:24All right, that's it.

00:38:25I'm gonna show you what happens to animals that don't have a home.

00:38:27Come on.

00:38:27Hello, Clarice.

00:38:40Uh, Doc, this isn't really necessary.

00:38:42It's time for a little tough love.

00:38:44Come on.

00:38:44Look in here.

00:38:46What's the matter, boy?

00:38:47Couldn't make it on the outside?

00:38:49Hey.

00:38:49Come on in here, Potterpuff.

00:38:51Go on in there.

00:38:53What?

00:38:54Why?

00:38:54There's a couple of bears inside that want to meet you.

00:38:56Go.

00:38:57Come on.

00:38:57I'll just sit over on that side of the cell.

00:39:01Time to this madness.

00:39:02Don't be scared.

00:39:04I'll bite you.

00:39:05Yes, do look.

00:39:06Oh, hi, honey.

00:39:07Don't like to hunt?

00:39:08Don't like to fish?

00:39:09Do you know what I would give to be up there in the forest of steady in this dump?

00:39:13Uh, Doc!

00:39:14Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:39:15Do I hear someone talking?

00:39:17See, that's the problem with kids today.

00:39:19No respect, kid thing knows my life.

00:39:22I think he needs us to teach him a lesson.

00:39:25No, no, I just...

00:39:26I'm gonna give him a bear hug.

00:39:27Get over here.

00:39:27Let me give you a bear hug.

00:39:28Get on over here, tiny.

00:39:29No, actually, it's going quite well.

00:39:31Yes, I think I finally got this under control.

00:39:35Her name was Lola.

00:39:37Yeah.

00:39:37She was a show bear.

00:39:39Hey, Lisa, let me call you a friend.

00:39:40With yellow feathers in her hair and her dress cut down to there.

00:39:44Where?

00:39:44At the Copa.

00:39:46Yes.

00:39:46Copa.

00:39:47Yeah, apparently everyone in this place loves musicals.

00:39:49I'm kidding.

00:39:51I get it.

00:39:51I'll try harder.

00:39:53Meanwhile, while the cat's away, the mice will play.

00:39:56And by mice, I mean teenagers.

00:39:58All right, are you still close?

00:39:59Yes.

00:40:00Here they come.

00:40:02You did all this?

00:40:04Well, okay, boys, this is it.

00:40:05Remember what the doc said.

00:40:06If this punk tries anything fresh, we let him have it.

00:40:09Capisce?

00:40:09I got wings, legs, tacos, whatever.

00:40:13Taco?

00:40:13Did somebody say taco?

00:40:15No, no, no.

00:40:16Blend in, blend in.

00:40:17You're gonna blow our cover.

00:40:19Charisse, it's something I've really been meaning to do ever since we got out here.

00:40:23Oh, really?

00:40:24What's that?

00:40:26This.

00:40:30Now!

00:40:31Now, that worked out nicely.

00:40:38The drinks are on me, Jenny.

00:40:40Meanwhile, the doctor gave Archie and me some lessons of our own.

00:40:45Could you leave a little for me?

00:40:46Because technically it is mine.

00:40:48Just a thought.

00:40:50Hey, what's going on here?

00:40:52I've been so blessed, I feel I should give back to the hot lady dog.

00:40:56No, look, you don't have to put up with that.

00:40:57Hey, get out of here.

00:40:58Ah!

00:40:59Go!

00:40:59Ah!

00:41:00That is one hot fox.

00:41:01What's the matter with you two?

00:41:02What?

00:41:03Don't you know that every female is looking for the strongest male?

00:41:05But what about personality?

00:41:07I'm gonna die a virgin.

00:41:08Look, shut up and listen.

00:41:09The strongest male is called the alpha male.

00:41:12Now, the alpha male is the big boss.

00:41:14He wants everybody to know he's the boss male.

00:41:15You have to be him.

00:41:16The boss of all the males.

00:41:18The alpha male, you have to learn how to walk like the alpha male.

00:41:21Walk the walk.

00:41:23Walk the walk.

00:41:24That's right.

00:41:25And talk the alpha male talk.

00:41:26Yeah, I'm still on the walk.

00:41:28That's right.

00:41:28It's about power and respect.

00:41:30It's about pure, unchecked, uncompromised, testosterone-driven male power.

00:41:35John, didn't I ask you to line the garbage pails?

00:41:38You're not in your damn self, woman!

00:41:40What?

00:41:41I'm sorry, honey.

00:41:42I was talking to the animals.

00:41:43I got a little riled up.

00:41:44I was teaching them something.

00:41:46Stop messing with those animals and go and get us something to eat.

00:41:49Okay, I'm on my way.

00:41:50I'm going to get the food right now.

00:41:51Go.

00:41:52Oh, on my way.

00:41:53Way to go, alpha male.

00:41:54Talk the talk.

00:41:55Shut up!

00:41:55Who are you telling to shut up?

00:41:57I wasn't talking to you.

00:41:58I was talking to them.

00:41:59I was talking to the animals.

00:42:00I'm going to get the food.

00:42:07You sure you don't want another one of these things?

00:42:09No, I'm fine.

00:42:11Okay.

00:42:15I got a question for you, Archie.

00:42:17Let's say you spend your whole life in show business, right?

00:42:19What's going to be a big finish?

00:42:21Every act has to have a big finish.

00:42:23Big finish?

00:42:24Check it out.

00:42:24San Francisco B, quote, the best thing about Archie's act is when it's finished, end quote.

00:42:29No, I mean in life, you know?

00:42:31Who are you going to share your success with?

00:42:33Your hopes and your dreams and your fears and failures?

00:42:35I tell you what, everything that I do wouldn't mean anything if I didn't have my wife and

00:42:39kids to go home to.

00:42:40Sometimes I do get very lonely.

00:42:43I've never been in love.

00:42:44Okay, this is your big chance.

00:42:46You know, I think Ava really likes you.

00:42:47What?

00:42:48Did she say something?

00:42:49What'd she say?

00:42:50Well, you know, you've got to learn to read between the lines sometime.

00:42:53She loves me?

00:42:54I knew it!

00:42:55Hey, let's not get carried away, all right, Archie?

00:42:57I feel like I'm about to burst.

00:43:00So, this is what love feels like, right?

00:43:03Oh, or maybe it's the marshmallows.

00:43:07Yeah, I think it's the marshmallows because you ate a whole bag of them.

00:43:11Doc, tomorrow, you're going to see a brand new bear.

00:43:14You know what, Archie?

00:43:14I think I'm going to call it a night.

00:43:16Don't go.

00:43:17It's a little scary out here for me.

00:43:19Just, can you stay here until I fall asleep?

00:43:25Okay.

00:43:26I'll wait until you fall asleep, and I'm leaving.

00:43:28Hey, Doc?

00:43:29Yes, sir?

00:43:30Um, can you leave the light on?

00:43:34Okay, light stays on.

00:43:37Keep these here, okay?

00:43:43Night, Archie.

00:43:44Night, Doc.

00:43:45If you want a marshmallow, you just can ask me, okay?

00:43:47Look out, Ava, there's a new Archie in town!

00:44:01Oh, yeah!

00:44:03That feels good!

00:44:06Feel it coming!

00:44:08Feel the burn!

00:44:11Feel the wind!

00:44:12Feel the muscle cramp!

00:44:16Ow!

00:44:17Ah!

00:44:19Ow!

00:44:20Come on, Archie, don't quit.

00:44:21Dig deep, come on, let's go!

00:44:22Come on!

00:44:23I think I pulled my butt muscle.

00:44:24Ouch!

00:44:25It stings.

00:44:26My butt stings.

00:44:27Could you rub my butt?

00:44:28Could you rub it?

00:44:29Please rub my butt.

00:44:31Come back here, rub my butt.

00:44:32Please rub my butt.

00:44:33Okay.

00:44:34Okay.

00:44:35Okay.

00:44:35Doc finally realized he was never going to make Archie fast enough or strong enough to impress Ava.

00:44:42But maybe, maybe he could make him sweet enough.

00:44:47Wow, how could anybody be so beautiful?

00:44:50Why don't you go down there and tell her that?

00:44:52I don't know.

00:44:53I, oh my, what is that?

00:44:56Oh, that's Sonny.

00:44:58That's her little bear friend.

00:44:59She told me about him.

00:45:00But he's a Kodiak bear.

00:45:02They don't get discouraged, man.

00:45:04Listen, you can win her over.

00:45:06Look, the key to winning a woman over is just figure out what she likes.

00:45:09Like, take my wife.

00:45:10Please.

00:45:11Hey, don't do that.

00:45:12This is serious.

00:45:12I'm sorry.

00:45:13My wife, she, she likes to be surprised.

00:45:15You mean, like jumping out of the bushes?

00:45:17Screaming?

00:45:17No, nothing like that.

00:45:18They're like romance.

00:45:19Do something romantic.

00:45:20Something that says, you know, I'm thinking about you all the time.

00:45:23You're always on my mind, you know?

00:45:24Wow, that's really nice.

00:45:26I mean, you do stuff like that all the time?

00:45:28I used to.

00:45:30But lately I've been, you know, all, you know, caught up in this.

00:45:34So I guess I'm a little out of practice.

00:45:41My candles, my fruit, my cheese, my wine.

00:45:44Perfect.

00:45:48What are you doing?

00:45:49Oh, hey, honey.

00:45:51What are you doing right now?

00:45:52This is, it's all about you tonight, baby.

00:45:54Yes, I sent the children off to the movies and the bear is camping in the woods.

00:45:58Yes, we're all alone.

00:46:00Oh, yes, all alone.

00:46:03Just give me one second.

00:46:04Oh, no, you cannot see me.

00:46:05I am at one with the couch.

00:46:07I am blended perfectly, interwoven, into every fiber.

00:46:11Oops, come on.

00:46:12Found them.

00:46:13I can give you some pointers.

00:46:14Less of the intrusions.

00:46:15Come on, it ain't no funny to homies can't see none.

00:46:18Now, where were we?

00:46:19Well, you were thinking a few candles and some wine would make up for ignoring me for the last few days.

00:46:24I'm sensing a little resistance, and I take that into consideration.

00:46:27I know something you won't be able to resist.

00:46:34Is this our wedding song?

00:46:36That's not fair.

00:46:37Is this the first thing you ever dance to as Mrs. Doolittle?

00:46:40The show is about to start.

00:46:43Watch out.

00:46:44It is.

00:46:45It truly is.

00:46:46It truly is.

00:46:49I'm truly in love with Mrs. Doolittle.

00:46:53I'm truly in love with you, girl.

00:46:59Oh, D is so good.

00:47:02Let me tell you, he scratched my belly the other day.

00:47:04My leg went crazy.

00:47:08Hey, what's going on?

00:47:10Apparently, he's truly, truly in love with her.

00:47:13Hey, Doc, give her some garbage.

00:47:16Chicks like garbage.

00:47:17How about playing a little sugar on Dr. D's lips, huh?

00:47:20I think I can do that.

00:47:23Oh, really?

00:47:23Mm-hmm.

00:47:24Go, Doctor.

00:47:26Go, Doctor.

00:47:27Oh!

00:47:28He broke her!

00:47:30Hey, get out of here, all of you!

00:47:32Kids got lots.

00:47:33This ain't no peep show.

00:47:34But this is really helpful.

00:47:36I'm learning a lot.

00:47:37Truly.

00:47:38Just get out of here.

00:47:39We'll discuss it tomorrow.

00:47:40Uh-oh, buster.

00:47:40You're gonna discuss what tomorrow?

00:47:42Oh.

00:47:43Well, I was...

00:47:45I was...

00:47:46Well, baby, why don't we just...

00:47:48Why don't we just pick it up where we left off, huh?

00:47:50Baby.

00:47:51Hmm.

00:47:52Why don't you sleep on the couch?

00:47:57Oh, wait.

00:47:58What'd she say, Doc?

00:48:00She said that she loves me so much I get to sleep on the couch.

00:48:03You're the man.

00:48:05Yes, I'm the man.

00:48:07I'm the man on the couch.

00:48:25Psst.

00:48:26Hey, Doc.

00:48:27Homeo's on the move.

00:48:28His homeos are raging.

00:48:31There he goes.

00:48:34Hold it.

00:48:35I was only going to the bathroom.

00:48:39You can hold it.

00:48:41I know that trick.

00:48:44Hey, baby.

00:48:46Hi.

00:48:47What's wrong with your voice?

00:48:48You're looking mighty fine.

00:48:50So, why don't you plant some of that sugar over here on my...

00:48:54On Archie, the...

00:48:55Truly.

00:48:59Oh, no.

00:49:01Is that our song?

00:49:03Oh.

00:49:03Ow!

00:49:07Hard ground back.

00:49:10You should maybe learn how to climb trees.

00:49:12Truly.

00:49:13That's a bruise.

00:49:15Hey, come on out of there, Archie.

00:49:17Never.

00:49:18Look, I'm sure it wasn't that bad.

00:49:19It was the most humiliating thing I've ever done.

00:49:22And I once rode a unicycle and a tutu.

00:49:24A tutu!

00:49:25Okay, I understand.

00:49:27But we can fix this.

00:49:28We just have to work a little harder.

00:49:29No, I'm just going to stay here and hibernate.

00:49:31Tell them to stay in there.

00:49:32We're making our own bear soup.

00:49:34No, Archie's fine.

00:49:35Good, because we were wondering, would it be all right if every animal in the whole entire

00:49:38forest stays with you next week?

00:49:40All right, Archie.

00:49:41I'm not playing anymore.

00:49:42I want you to come out here right now, you big coward.

00:49:45All right, excuse me.

00:49:46Who are you calling a coward?

00:49:49You.

00:49:49I'm calling you a coward.

00:49:51You're a big coward for quitting like this.

00:49:52Well, it's hard.

00:49:53You want to know what hard is, Archie?

00:49:55My wife is mad at me, my daughter's mad at me, and I'm spending my vacation with a pizza

00:49:59boy who greets me by saying, yo, Dr. D, what's up?

00:50:02Now I'm standing there listening to a big furry baby crying, telling me he wants to quit

00:50:05because it's too hard.

00:50:06Oh, Ava laughed at me.

00:50:09Oh, boo.

00:50:10Oh, Ava laughed at me.

00:50:11I love her and I need her.

00:50:13She laughed at me.

00:50:14You know something?

00:50:14You don't even deserve, Ava.

00:50:15Why should Ava have to spend the rest of her life with a coward like you?

00:50:18Hey, don't poke the bear, buddy.

00:50:20Well, I didn't poke a bear, because if I poked a bear, a bear would be mauling me.

00:50:23So I don't know what I poked, but it sure as hell ain't no bear.

00:50:25Hey, I'm warning you.

00:50:26Oh, yeah, and I'm poking you.

00:50:28Hey, stop it.

00:50:28All right, and poke, poke, poke.

00:50:29All right, that's it.

00:50:35Archie, you hurt.

00:50:38Hey, that felt good.

00:50:39It's a bear-like.

00:50:41Hey, Archie, you know what?

00:50:42You're beyond my help.

00:50:42You just take your ass back to the circus.

00:50:44A bear?

00:50:46Woo-hoo!

00:50:47I'm a bear!

00:50:49I'm the alpha bear!

00:50:50Grr!

00:50:51Grr!

00:50:52Grr!

00:50:53You better say grr, right?

00:50:58What happened to you?

00:51:00Archie!

00:51:01I, you know what?

00:51:02Pfft.

00:51:04Uh, Potter called.

00:51:06He wants to make a deal.

00:51:08Just listen to what he has to say.

00:51:12Pfft.

00:51:13Pfft.

00:51:14Pfft.

00:51:15Pfft.

00:51:16Pfft.

00:51:17Pfft.

00:51:18Pfft.

00:51:27Pfft.

00:51:28Pfft.

00:51:28Pfft, madam.

00:51:30Thanks.

00:51:30So, does Sonny bring you fish?

00:51:32No, not a fish.

00:51:33Usually about 100.

00:51:34100?

00:51:35Wait, no.

00:51:36He can't carry that many-

00:51:38Okay, but does Sonny tell you that you have the most beautiful eyes he's ever seen?

00:51:43Does he promise to fill your life with love, poetry, laughs?

00:51:46Non, mais il me demande juste quand je pense qu'il sera dans le heat.

00:51:51Prince Charming, hein?

00:51:52Oui.

00:51:54Donc, quand est-ce que ça?

00:51:57Tu veux aller pour un walk?

00:51:59Avec vous ou avec moi?

00:52:00Avec moi.

00:52:02Ok.

00:52:05Ce n'est pas un walk, nous sommes en route.

00:52:07Pourquoi nous devons toujours avoir à route?

00:52:46Be the man.

00:52:49Hey, now you listen to me.

00:52:51Yeah, that's right.

00:52:52You're in my house now.

00:52:54Yeah, my house.

00:52:57Also my house.

00:52:58All these are my houses.

00:53:02Hey, you're a lucky girl, you know that?

00:53:03Yeah, you're the lucky one, not me.

00:53:06You.

00:53:07Hey, you want to go out with me tonight or would that be good?

00:53:09Hey, wait a minute.

00:53:10What do you think you're doing?

00:53:12Who, who, me?

00:53:13No, I'm not doing anything.

00:53:14I'm just, you know, assuming the position.

00:53:18Hey, you marked my tree.

00:53:20Oh, no.

00:53:21I would never do that.

00:53:22I would never mark your tree.

00:53:24I don't even know what those words mean.

00:53:25I drank a lot of water.

00:53:27I'll tell you something about water.

00:53:28It goes right through me.

00:53:29Come on.

00:53:30It smells like lemonade.

00:53:31Oh.

00:53:32Yeah, oh, I see your point.

00:53:34Yeah, yours is very, very strong.

00:53:36It's like, like ammonia.

00:53:38I'm actually getting dizzy, to tell you the truth.

00:53:41Come on, let's beat it.

00:53:42We're leaving.

00:53:43Well, you two are going.

00:53:44Well, have fun.

00:53:45Have fun.

00:53:46You make a very handsome couple.

00:53:48God, I hate myself.

00:53:54Wow.

00:53:55Yeah.

00:53:56You know, bears have died trying to reach that height.

00:53:58Well, if you want it, you got it.

00:54:01Oh, please, don't even think about it.

00:54:03That's not funny.

00:54:04No, I'm going to go get it for you.

00:54:06Archie, I'm serious.

00:54:07Don't.

00:54:07It's too dangerous.

00:54:08Okay.

00:54:09Promise me.

00:54:10Okay.

00:54:10I like you, Ava.

00:54:13I like you, too, Archie.

00:54:16Oh, what are you girls doing over here?

00:54:19Sonny, don't.

00:54:20Beat it, circus boy.

00:54:22Sonny.

00:54:22Oh, you keep your yap shut.

00:54:24Well, hi.

00:54:25Your charm is matched only by your odor.

00:54:27And what does that mean?

00:54:28Oh, it just means you're a malodorous ignoramus.

00:54:30It's nothing really.

00:54:31What is he saying?

00:54:33I'm confused.

00:54:34I don't like being confused.

00:54:36Yeah, he really doesn't.

00:54:37Really?

00:54:37Well, you'd think he'd get used to it, huh?

00:54:39Let's go, Ava.

00:54:41Ava, don't go.

00:54:43Look, maybe you can do better than me, but don't do worse.

00:54:45I thought you liked me.

00:54:47Of course I do.

00:54:48Come on, Ava.

00:54:48But you'll always be a city bear.

00:54:51And I need more than that.

00:54:53City bear.

00:54:55Great.

00:55:02Should we put all our cards on the table?

00:55:05Of course.

00:55:05This bear you brought up here has as much likelihood of making little bear babies as Riley here.

00:55:14Ain't it gonna happen.

00:55:15On the other hand, thanks to you, I'm not exactly drowning in favorable publicity.

00:55:19So, here's my offer.

00:55:21I will set aside ten acres, turn it into a sanctuary.

00:55:26You can bring all your little animal buddies there.

00:55:29Plus, you'll be saving face.

00:55:31You won't have to admit you'd failed.

00:55:33You don't look like a fool.

00:55:36Ten acres is ridiculous.

00:55:38That's the offer.

00:55:40The deadline is Wednesday at 12 noon.

00:55:41Let me be clear.

00:55:42At 12.01, we'll be sending in every logger, every piece of logging equipment we've got.

00:55:47By Friday, there won't be a tree standing.

00:55:49I need to run this by my wife.

00:55:55Excellent idea.

00:55:56There's a pay phone in the back.

00:55:59Excuse me.

00:56:03Calling your wife.

00:56:05Always a sign of weakness.

00:56:06Great.

00:56:07Woo-hoo!

00:56:08Woo-hoo!

00:56:08Hey, Johnny!

00:56:10Get out.

00:56:12What are you doing?

00:56:14Doc, I know what to do.

00:56:15I've got my big finish.

00:56:17Look, come in here, quick.

00:56:20All right.

00:56:21Hey, I don't think I'm allowed in here.

00:56:26Okay.

00:56:27Listen, I gotta tell you, this thing is over.

00:56:30I'm just sorry I dragged you into all of this.

00:56:31I'm gonna have to get your audition in Vegas or something, you know, because these guys offer me a deal, and it's the best I can do.

00:56:36No, no, no, the best you can do is not give up on me, Doc.

00:56:39Come on, you told me.

00:56:41Listen to your inner bear, remember?

00:56:43I don't know, Archie.

00:56:44Look, I know how I can win Ava.

00:56:46Okay, I know I'm nuts or something, but I'm gonna give it another shot.

00:56:50I'll give it one more chance.

00:56:51Yes!

00:56:52Okay, let me get over.

00:56:53Yes!

00:56:53Uh-oh.

00:56:54Uh-oh.

00:56:55Uh-oh, what?

00:56:55What's the problem?

00:56:56Ice cream is acting up.

00:56:58What ice cream?

00:56:59I got depressed after Sonny and Ava, and I went on a bender, and by the second gallon, I realized I'm in love with Ava and this ice cream called Cherry Garcia.

00:57:09Hey, don't you dare throw up on me.

00:57:11Oh, that's not where it's gonna come out.

00:57:13Oh!

00:57:14Wait, wait, wait, one second.

00:57:15You gotta do that.

00:57:16Sit down on the toilet.

00:57:17Hey, can't hold it.

00:57:18Hey, wait a second.

00:57:18No, don't sit.

00:57:19You gotta lift the lid up first.

00:57:20Oh, and this is not gonna be big enough.

00:57:22Oh, boy.

00:57:22You'll be fine.

00:57:23You'll be fine.

00:57:23Just sit there.

00:57:24I'm gonna keep guard outside.

00:57:25You just take care of what you gotta take care of.

00:57:26Yeah, it's gonna come.

00:57:27Hey, how you doing?

00:57:28I'll be with you in one second.

00:57:29I'm gonna take care of business.

00:57:29Sure, sure.

00:57:30Who are you talking to in there?

00:57:31I'm talking to myself.

00:57:32I was, you know, sometimes you gotta coax it down.

00:57:35Right.

00:57:35Je vais me donner un peu de sphincter, un peu de pep talk.

00:57:37Excusez-moi, je vais me donner un peu.

00:57:39Oh, mon Dieu !

00:57:40Je vais me donner un petit peu.

00:57:41Ok.

00:57:42Je vais me donner un petit peu.

00:57:42Je vais donner un petit peu.

00:57:45Oh, oh !

00:57:46Si le ventre only a petit peu, ça ne va pas être un peu.

00:57:49Oh, hey, hey, vous faites un peu, aren't vous ?

00:57:51Wow !

00:57:52Oh, c'est plus que...

00:57:54C'est plus que je l'imaginais.

00:57:55Oh, oh, Archie !

00:57:59Vous avez juste un peu ?

00:58:00Yes !

00:58:01C'est pas juste un peu.

00:58:02C'est pas juste un peu.

00:58:04Oh, Archie !

00:58:05Oh, I ain't that bad.

00:58:06Come on !

00:58:08Woo !

00:58:08Gentlemen, uh, no deal.

00:58:14Thanks for your time.

00:58:23Hmm ?

00:58:24Is that me ?

00:58:27Can you hear me, Pupito ?

00:58:28Stop staring at me.

00:58:29You're giving me a complex.

00:58:31I'm trying to blend.

00:58:32Well, if you can't hear me, can you change to the color of this table ?

00:58:35What do you think you're doing ?

00:58:37I think he understands me.

00:58:39Well, if he understood me, I'd tell him how sick I am of all these stupid animals.

00:58:42Oh, that really hurt.

00:58:44Well, if you can understand me, I'd tell you to do something about those dander flakes.

00:58:47It's looking like Christmas in July.

00:58:49I hate this place.

00:58:50I hate this place.

00:58:51I hate this place.

00:58:52So young, so angry.

00:58:53Damn that rap music.

00:58:54Hey.

00:58:55Hey.

00:58:56Hey.

00:58:57So, how'd it go ?

00:58:58Well, I told Potter no deal.

00:58:59Well, I thought it wasn't working with Archie.

00:59:00Well, Archie's got an idea.

00:59:01He thinks he can win Ava over, so I'm gonna see this thing through.

00:59:05So that means we're stuck here ?

00:59:06Oh.

00:59:07Charisse.

00:59:08Hey.

00:59:09Charisse.

00:59:10Hey.

00:59:11Charisse.

00:59:12Hey.

00:59:13Charisse.

00:59:14Hey.

00:59:15Charisse.

00:59:16Hey.

00:59:17Charisse.

00:59:18Hey.

00:59:19It's a long walk back to the city.

00:59:20Hey.

00:59:21We're not getting along too good, are we ?

00:59:22I wanna go home.

00:59:23I wanna go home too.

00:59:24We're going home, but there's something else that's bothering you, isn't it ?

00:59:27I'm not saying it's all your fault.

00:59:28Maybe it's my fault.

00:59:29I don't know.

00:59:30Maybe it's a phase of something that you're going through.

00:59:31But something's bothering you.

00:59:32Okay.

00:59:33And your mother thinks you got a problem and you're not telling us about it.

00:59:35No.

00:59:36You sure ?

00:59:37There's nothing bothering you ?

00:59:38I'm sure.

00:59:39Charisse.

00:59:40Fine, dad.

00:59:41Okay, now.

00:59:42Cause you know, I'm not saying you do have a problem.

00:59:44But if you do have a problem, we always work things out, right ?

00:59:47Right.

00:59:48You cool ?

00:59:49Cool.

00:59:50All right.

00:59:51But your mother was a little worried and I was . . .

00:59:55Tell her.

00:59:56I'm fine.

00:59:57Okay.

00:59:58Okay.

00:59:59Yeah.

01:00:08Dad ?

01:00:09Yes.

01:00:10Yes.

01:00:11I knew it.

01:00:12I knew something was bothering you.

01:00:13What is it ?

01:00:14Come on, talk to me.

01:00:15Come on, talk to me.

01:00:16Really.

01:00:17I mean, you know, daddy to daughter.

01:00:18Break it down.

01:00:19We cry together.

01:00:20If that's . . . what is it ?

01:00:22Nothing.

01:00:23Stop.

01:00:24Must be the mountains messing me up.

01:00:26Cause . . .

01:00:27I'm fine.

01:00:28You sure you're all right ?

01:00:29Yeah.

01:00:30She's all right.

01:00:31You have your little space.

01:00:32I'll be in the house.

01:00:33All right.

01:00:34Okay.

01:00:35Talkin' time's done.

01:00:36It's time to be bold.

01:00:37For Ava.

01:00:38He's going after the hive.

01:00:39He's going after the hive.

01:00:40Who ?

01:00:41Archie.

01:00:42Who ?

01:00:43Archie, you idiot.

01:00:44Jeez.

01:00:45Boy, this cliff's a lot higher than I remember.

01:00:47Bye-bye, species.

01:00:48So this is your big plan, huh ?

01:00:49Archie, you get back here right now.

01:00:50I'm sorry.

01:00:51I'm sorry.

01:00:52I'm sorry.

01:00:53I'm sorry.

01:00:54I'm sorry.

01:00:55I'm sorry.

01:00:56I'm sorry.

01:00:57I'm sorry.

01:00:58I'm sorry.

01:00:59I'm sorry.

01:01:00I'm sorry.

01:01:01I'm sorry.

01:01:02I'm sorry.

01:01:03I'm sorry.

01:01:04Boy, this cliff's a lot higher than I remember.

01:01:08Bye-bye, species.

01:01:10So this is your big plan, huh ?

01:01:12Archie, you get back here right now.

01:01:13Come back in.

01:01:14No way, Doc.

01:01:15I'm gonna do this or die trying.

01:01:17That bear is one bad mother.

01:01:19Archie, what are you doing ?

01:01:21Archie, you get back in here right now.

01:01:22Come back in.

01:01:23Stop playing.

01:01:24I don't think I'm gonna win Ava by eating a bunch of worms.

01:01:27I'm never gonna be more woodsy than Sonia.

01:01:29I have to show her how much she means to me.

01:01:31Yeah, and if you fall, it's gonna prove that you're stupid and dead, Archie.

01:01:35What's going on around here ?

01:01:36Oh, circus boys got a new trick.

01:01:39Quiet, Sonny.

01:01:40Okay.

01:01:41I got it.

01:01:42I got it.

01:01:43That log ain't gonna hold them.

01:01:44And I know logs.

01:01:45Okay.

01:01:46Whoa-ho-ho-ho.

01:01:47Don't move, Archie.

01:01:48Don't move.

01:01:49Careful.

01:01:50Careful.

01:01:51I'll buy you the honey.

01:01:52Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.

01:01:53Hey, oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho.

01:01:54Break.

01:01:55Break.

01:01:56This is not a good idea.

01:01:57Archie, get down.

01:01:58I'm fine.

01:01:59Oh-ho-ho-ho.

01:02:00They're bees.

01:02:01What's happening?

01:02:02What's happening?

01:02:03I'll try to talk to them and work something out.

01:02:04Don't you move.

01:02:05They're stinging me.

01:02:06Oh, no, no.

01:02:07Sting, sting, sting.

01:02:08Guys, uh, move.

01:02:09I can't see.

01:02:11Ooh, they're stinging.

01:02:12Get away from me.

01:02:13Get away from me.

01:02:14Attack.

01:02:15Oh, no, no.

01:02:16No attack.

01:02:17Hey, stop.

01:02:18Even the hive.

01:02:19Hey, Archie.

01:02:20Get the little hive.

01:02:22Attack.

01:02:23Contact the hive.

01:02:24Attack.

01:02:25Watch out.

01:02:26Watch out.

01:02:27Watch out.

01:02:28Watch out.

01:02:29Watch out.

01:02:30Watch out.

01:02:31Watch out.

01:02:32Hey, Archie.

01:02:33Archie.

01:02:34Archie.

01:02:35Archie, get back in here.

01:02:37Jump circus, boy.

01:02:38Go suck a salmon.

01:02:40Hey, my goodness.

01:02:42For you.

01:02:43Good job, Archie.

01:02:44Way to go, Archie.

01:02:45All right.

01:02:46Yeah.

01:02:47You did it.

01:02:48Yeah.

01:02:49That kid's got Maxie.

01:02:51Hey.

01:02:52I love him.

01:02:53Okay.

01:02:54Okay.

01:02:55What's the matter with you, huh?

01:02:56What are you doing something like that for, huh?

01:02:58Are you crazy?

01:02:59I could have got that hive if I wanted it.

01:03:01Come on, Ava, before I get mad.

01:03:03Sonny, we're not working out, so take a hike.

01:03:08Honey?

01:03:09Yeah, babe, what's up?

01:03:10No.

01:03:11I meant would you like more honey?

01:03:13Oh, no.

01:03:14I'm good.

01:03:15Okay.

01:03:16So, you ready to talk about preserving the species?

01:03:18Well, we could talk, or you could count to a hundred and come and get me.

01:03:22Okay.

01:03:23Counting was great.

01:03:24Um, one, two.

01:03:26One, two, three.

01:03:28That's impressive.

01:03:29He's really counting.

01:03:30Come on.

01:03:31Focus.

01:03:32Focus.

01:03:33Uh, the one.

01:03:34Maybe I should stay in the open.

01:03:35One, two, ten, G, H, P.

01:03:38Green, orange, fish.

01:03:40Pace yourself.

01:03:41Not so fast.

01:03:42One, two, three, ten, uh, fifteen.

01:03:44Okay!

01:03:45One hundred!

01:03:46Ow!

01:03:47What's a nap?

01:03:49Daddy?

01:03:50Hey.

01:03:51Daddy's back!

01:03:52What is it?

01:03:53What happened?

01:03:54It's Archie.

01:03:55Okay, folks.

01:03:56Let's move it back now.

01:03:57We got a wild animal coming through.

01:03:58Wild animal coming through.

01:03:59I know you've all seen the show when animals are dead.

01:04:01I know you've all seen the show when animals are dead.

01:04:03I know you've all seen the show when animals are dead.

01:04:05Have you seen when animals wake up and attack?

01:04:06Now there's nothing more dangerous than a half sedated, half unsedated bear.

01:04:10They have big, sharp teeth and claws.

01:04:11Excuse me.

01:04:12I'm Dr. Doolittle.

01:04:13What happened in here?

01:04:14Oh, well, he broke down the back door and then we found him ransacked in the kitchen.

01:04:15No.

01:04:16Yeah.

01:04:17Sorry, Dr. Doolittle.

01:04:18I was rooting for you.

01:04:19All right, let's move it out.

01:04:20Show's over.

01:04:21Let's go.

01:04:22Hey, Archie, it's me.

01:04:23What happened?

01:04:24Hey, Archie, it's me.

01:04:25What happened?

01:04:26Hey, what happened?

01:04:27Hey, I was so close, Doc.

01:04:28It came out of nowhere.

01:04:29And I...

01:04:30Are you ready to save the forest?

01:04:31No, no, no.

01:04:32The good news is we're setting aside ten acres of forest.

01:04:34We're calling it the Dr. Doolittle Wildlife Sanctuary.

01:04:35I'm very pleased about that.

01:04:36Ah, speak of the devil.

01:04:37Dr. Doolittle, can we ask you a few questions?

01:04:38You know what?

01:04:39I'm sorry.

01:04:40I'm sorry, Dr. Doolittle.

01:04:41I'm sorry, Dr. Doolittle.

01:04:42I was rooting for you.

01:04:43All right, let's move it out.

01:04:44Show's over.

01:04:45Let's go.

01:04:46Hey, Archie, it's me.

01:04:47What happened?

01:04:48Hey, I was so close, Doc.

01:04:49It came out of nowhere.

01:04:50And I...

01:04:51Are you ready to save the forest?

01:04:52No, no, no.

01:04:53The good news is we're setting aside ten acres of forest.

01:04:56We're calling it the Dr. Doolittle Wildlife Sanctuary.

01:05:00Very pleased about that.

01:05:01Ah, speak of the devil.

01:05:02Can we ask you a few questions?

01:05:03You know, you think you won this thing round, but you haven't.

01:05:05Fine.

01:05:06We'll just level your forest and call it a tie.

01:05:09Thanks very much, folks.

01:05:10That's it for today.

01:05:11Thank you.

01:05:12Only I had an eyewitness.

01:05:15Did anybody see what happened?

01:05:17Yeah.

01:05:18We got one problem.

01:05:19He's a friggin' weasel.

01:05:21Oh, really?

01:05:22What'd he do?

01:05:23No, I mean he's an actual friggin' weasel.

01:05:25Hey, weasel, the doctor's here.

01:05:27Okay, you know what?

01:05:28That's Mr. Weasel.

01:05:30Hey, well, Mr. Weasel, did you see what happened to the bear?

01:05:32Ooh, the big scary bear.

01:05:34Did I see what happened to the...

01:05:35Did you see anything or not?

01:05:37Okay, here's the deal.

01:05:38You give me that shiny wrist watch of yours, and I'll tell you what you need to know.

01:05:41He's such a weasel.

01:05:43Oh, thank you.

01:05:45Look, how does people set Archie up?

01:05:47I got a witness.

01:05:48An animal?

01:05:49You can't offer them to evidence.

01:05:51Well, you got any better ideas?

01:05:53Well, I'll stall for time.

01:05:54Maybe we'll get a private investigator.

01:05:56Look, if those trucks are ready to roll, they're gonna take Archie and ship him off to a zoo in Mexico.

01:06:00John, if you go on the witness stand, Riley is gonna tear you to shreds.

01:06:04Well, what do I have to lose?

01:06:05Your reputation.

01:06:07Look, I don't care.

01:06:08I'm not giving up on those animals this easy.

01:06:10Not without a fight. Excuse me.

01:06:12Your Honor, we admit it was a setback.

01:06:15But we would like one more week to rehabilitate the bear.

01:06:18Might I suggest perhaps Council would like to admit the animal into the Betty Ford Clinic.

01:06:24Or the Yogi Bear Clinic.

01:06:29What if I could prove the entire thing was a setup?

01:06:33That would be a very serious allegation.

01:06:36Do you intend to present evidence?

01:06:39We have an eyewitness.

01:06:41Your Honor, can I address the court just for a minute?

01:06:44Go ahead.

01:06:45Sir, we have an eyewitness who'll testify that they heard a gunshot, then they saw a truck backing up to the area where the shot was fired.

01:06:52Is that witness here in the courtroom?

01:06:54No, they're not in the courtroom with us because, um, he's, uh, he's a weasel.

01:07:08Order.

01:07:10Your Honor, I know this, this seems very unreasonable, but I can talk to animals and one of them did come forward with this information, sir.

01:07:17Your Honor, if it pleases the court, I have no problem allowing Dr. Doolittle or Council the opportunity to question the eyewitness.

01:07:25I-I would just ask for a brief recess so that I have opportunity to get a camera. I'd like a snapshot of the animal being sworn in.

01:07:34That's enough.

01:07:35Does the weasel need immunity? Because certainly we could provide animal protection programs.

01:07:38That's enough. Dr. Doolittle, I will not allow you to make a mockery of my courtroom. The deadline is passed. Motion to extend denied.

01:07:47That's a shame. You hate to say it, don't you?

01:07:49Uh, Dr. Doolittle, will you go up here?

01:07:54Uh, Dr. Doolittle, can you tell us what the weasel said?

01:07:56Can you tell us what the weasel said?

01:07:57Can you tell us what the weasel said?

01:07:59Geez.

01:08:00Hey, Doc, okay. Coming to get me out?

01:08:05Um, sort of.

01:08:06Sort of?

01:08:07What do you mean, sort of?

01:08:08Well, I couldn't really prove your story, Archie, so they, um...

01:08:09What?

01:08:10They what?

01:08:11They what?

01:08:12They think you're too dangerous to be set free, so...

01:08:14Yeah?

01:08:15What?

01:08:16They sold you to a Mexican circus.

01:08:17Ay, chihuahua.

01:08:18Oh, man.

01:08:19Oh, man.

01:08:20Oh, man.

01:08:21Oh, man.

01:08:22Oh, man.

01:08:23Oh, man.

01:08:24Oh, man.

01:08:25Oh, man.

01:08:26Oh, man.

01:08:27Oh, man.

01:08:28Oh, man.

01:08:29Oh, man.

01:08:30Oh, man.

01:08:31Oh, man.

01:08:32Oh, man.

01:08:33Oh, man.

01:08:34Oh, man.

01:08:35Wow!

01:08:36Oh.

01:08:37Archie, I am...

01:08:38I'm so sorry.

01:08:39For what?

01:08:40For everything.

01:08:42I'm dragging you out of here, putting you through all this stuff.

01:08:45Giving you hope.

01:08:46I feel like I ruined your life.

01:08:48Ruined my life?

01:08:49Tac.

01:08:50You gave me a life.

01:08:53You're the one who taught me about love.

01:08:55And no one can ever take that away from me.

01:08:59Hey, Cherise!

01:09:04What are you doing down here?

01:09:05Mom wanted me to tell you that her motion for an appeal has been denied.

01:09:10Mom, we knew it was a long shot anyway.

01:09:19No, Archie, at least you'd be back in show business.

01:09:21Yeah, that's not what I want anymore.

01:09:24I just want Ava.

01:09:25I know you want Ava.

01:09:27Well, maybe I wasn't meant to be loved.

01:09:31Everybody is meant to be loved.

01:09:33That's right. Everybody is meant to be loved.

01:09:40Charisse.

01:09:43Oh, my God.

01:09:46Charisse, since when?

01:09:49A couple of weeks now.

01:09:52At first it was kind of fuzzy.

01:09:55But, uh...

01:09:57Now it's really clear.

01:10:00And this is what you've been keeping from us, right?

01:10:02I didn't want to say anything, Dad, because I didn't want to become a freak.

01:10:05Oh, no, you're not going to become a freak.

01:10:07Not at all.

01:10:10Hey, look, when it started happening to me, I got scared, too.

01:10:12Just looking at it the wrong way, this is a good thing.

01:10:14How?

01:10:16Well, look all the good that's come out of it already.

01:10:19What good?

01:10:20Well, look at us, like this, huh?

01:10:21How about this, huh?

01:10:25Hey, guys.

01:10:27Now I know what I've been missing.

01:10:29The family.

01:10:30I guess that's something I'll never have.

01:10:33Dad, you gotta help him.

01:10:34Isn't there something that we can do?

01:10:38And it's not just him.

01:10:40I mean, it's all the animals.

01:10:42There's so many of them.

01:10:47Yeah, there are so many of them.

01:10:48You guys are giving up, haven't you?

01:10:57Hey, what am I going to do?

01:10:59I'm six years old.

01:11:00I'm not a young beaver no more.

01:11:02Besides, we've been living in this forest how long?

01:11:05About a hundred years we've been shaking down this forest, boss.

01:11:08So we had a good run.

01:11:10Look, I tried to do this by myself, but I can't.

01:11:12So if you guys want to save your homes, you're going to have to help me.

01:11:14And whether or not you believe it, you guys have enormous untapped power.

01:11:20I'm serious.

01:11:21Whenever people talk about the best of the best, there's always an animal expression.

01:11:24You got a heart like a lion.

01:11:26Or he's as strong as an ox.

01:11:27He's got eyes like an eagle.

01:11:28Or he can move swift like a gazelle.

01:11:30Or you stink like a skunk.

01:11:32What?

01:11:32Sorry about that, man.

01:11:33I'm just trying to make my point here.

01:11:34What I'm trying to say is we can do this.

01:11:37We can do it.

01:11:38Just don't give up without a fight.

01:11:40Let the word go out from Sicily to SeaWorld.

01:11:42The trucks don't move.

01:11:44Capisce?

01:11:44Beaver's right.

01:11:45Yeah.

01:11:46He's got it.

01:11:46All right.

01:11:48Yeah.

01:11:50Yeah.

01:11:51Hey, kids.

01:12:02I've got to ask you to move.

01:12:04No.

01:12:05No?

01:12:08Listen.

01:12:08Don't start with me.

01:12:10Everybody, take your positions.

01:12:12Hasta la vista, baby.

01:12:21Baby.

01:12:23Roll them off.

01:12:27I ain't never seen nothing like this before.

01:12:29None of them have any milk.

01:12:31What?

01:12:32All of them are dry.

01:12:34What's wrong, Annabelle?

01:12:37Strike.

01:12:38Strike.

01:12:39Strike.

01:12:40Strike.

01:12:41Here's your egg.

01:12:43Do you want to scribble?

01:12:44Strike.

01:12:45Strike.

01:12:46Strike.

01:12:46Let's go get the frisbee.

01:12:49Come on.

01:12:50Go get it.

01:12:52Don't...

01:12:54Strike.

01:12:55Strike.

01:12:56Strike.

01:12:57Oh, God.

01:12:58Give me that.

01:12:59Strike.

01:13:00Strike.

01:13:00Hey, Archie.

01:13:13All the animals are working together.

01:13:14You'll be out of here in no time.

01:13:17It's ridiculous.

01:13:18Animals can't organize.

01:13:21You may want to take a look at this for yourself, then.

01:13:24All over the world, animals have organized.

01:13:26They're striking in Paris, Texas, in Paris, France, in Brooklyn, in Mexico, and in Canada.

01:13:34I'm sure I'm going to regret this in the morning, but maybe you should talk with Doolittle.

01:13:39And what?

01:13:40Give in to a bunch of beasts in lower life forms?

01:13:44I took on the Democrats.

01:13:45I can take on a bunch of animals.

01:13:48Yikes!

01:13:48Oh, no!

01:13:52Go on.

01:13:54Watch it.

01:13:55Beat it.

01:13:56Retreat!

01:13:58Medic!

01:13:59Organized.

01:14:14We have two bogeys bearing Alpha, Tango, Niner.

01:14:18We are locked on target, Spuddy.

01:14:21There's something.

01:14:21Commence bombing.

01:14:24Roger that, sir.

01:14:25Well done, man.

01:14:26I got you.

01:14:27I got you.

01:14:28Carly's over yet.

01:14:30I want it.

01:14:34Sir?

01:14:36Don't make any sudden moves.

01:14:39Gotcha.

01:14:42Attack!

01:14:43Knock and unload.

01:14:45Hoops away.

01:14:46Firing with two.

01:14:51Let's return to me.

01:14:52Sir, you've locked the door, sir.

01:14:55Sir, you've locked the door, sir.

01:14:59You might want to.

01:15:03I think you should run.

01:15:05I'm an attorney.

01:15:06I was...

01:15:06Yeah.

01:15:07I'm not with him.

01:15:09Run!

01:15:09There he is again!

01:15:10Get the little guy!

01:15:11No!

01:15:12No!

01:15:13No!

01:15:14No!

01:15:15No!

01:15:16No!

01:15:17No!

01:15:18No!

01:15:19No!

01:15:20No, please!

01:15:21No, no!

01:15:22I'm sure we can work something out.

01:15:24I'm just reaching for my phone.

01:15:25I'm gonna call Dr. Doolittle.

01:15:26Oh, oh, oh!

01:15:27No sudden movements or I'm gonna bite you in the cannolis.

01:15:30Uh, hello.

01:15:31Uh, the number for Dr. John Doolittle, please.

01:15:34Not Stuart Little.

01:15:36Doolittle.

01:15:37Doolittle.

01:15:38Oh, Mr. Potter, how are you, sir?

01:15:39Oh, I could be better.

01:15:40I'm here with, uh, a couple of your friends.

01:15:41Well, I know you can't possibly believe that animals are organizing.

01:15:42Uh, well, you know, I don't know what to think anymore.

01:15:43I'll tell you what.

01:15:44Let's put our cards on the table.

01:15:45I will be more than happy to set up a meeting between you and these animals so you can work

01:15:46out your problem.

01:15:47What?

01:15:48Hey, look, it's the only way you're gonna be able to save face.

01:15:49You won't have to admit you were wrong.

01:15:50And you can get out of this thing without looking like an idiot.

01:15:51Here, okay, okay, look, anything.

01:15:52Just, just...

01:15:53Call him off.

01:15:54Okay, all right, listen.

01:15:55Put the raccoon on the phone.

01:15:56He wants to speak to you.

01:15:57Make it short.

01:15:58Hello.

01:15:59Here.

01:16:00No, no, no, I got it under control.

01:16:01Hey, we'll call you his back.

01:16:02All right.

01:16:03First off, let me say that I'm here only a minute.

01:16:04I'll tell you what.

01:16:05I'll tell you what.

01:16:06Let's put our cards on the table.

01:16:07I'll tell you what.

01:16:08Let's put our cards on the table.

01:16:09I will be more than happy to set up a meeting between you and these animals so you can work out

01:16:10your problem.

01:16:11What?

01:16:12Hey, look, it's the only way you're gonna be able to save face.

01:16:13You won't have to admit you were wrong.

01:16:14You can get out of this thing without looking like an idiot.

01:16:16Hello.

01:16:17Here.

01:16:18No, no, no, I got it under control.

01:16:19Hey, we'll call you his back.

01:16:20All right.

01:16:21First off, let me say that I'm here only as a mediator.

01:16:24And these negotiations will be between Mr. Potter and the representatives of the United

01:16:29Animals of the Forest Local 534.

01:16:31Yeah, let's come to order.

01:16:33This is my new proposal.

01:16:36All right.

01:16:37What's the stipulations, Doc?

01:16:39What kind of territory are we looking at?

01:16:41It's only, uh, 12 acres here.

01:16:42It's 12 acres.

01:16:43I got your 12 acres right here, pal.

01:16:46Hey, they like it.

01:16:47I'll give you something you like.

01:16:48Like this.

01:16:53I think that's a no.

01:16:56Well, hell no, maybe.

01:16:58Meanwhile, the strike kept growing.

01:17:01Even the pros were getting in on the act.

01:17:03The last few runners left to load now for one of the biggest spectacles of the year.

01:17:08It's dirty time.

01:17:09Last horses in.

01:17:11Gates closed.

01:17:12And all.

01:17:13Wow.

01:17:14Hell no, we won't go.

01:17:15Hell no, we won't go.

01:17:16Hell no, we won't go.

01:17:17Hell no, we won't go.

01:17:18Run your own stupid race.

01:17:19You try running a mile.

01:17:21Don't even think about reaching for that whip, shorty.

01:17:24Ladies and gentlemen, Shamu.

01:17:31This is Shamu.

01:17:33No, I don't feel like jumping through any hoops today.

01:17:38Any of you guys?

01:17:39No, no.

01:17:40Not me.

01:17:41Not today.

01:17:42I just ate.

01:17:43Uh-uh.

01:17:44Mr. Pot, I hope we have a deal now.

01:17:46Oh, my God.

01:17:47Good job.

01:17:48Told him everything he knows.

01:17:49Viva le bear.

01:17:50Viva le ouchie.

01:17:51Viva le ouchie.

01:17:52Viva le ouchie.

01:17:53Viva le ouchie.

01:17:54Ah!

01:17:55Come on, give me a bear on.

01:17:56Come on.

01:17:57No, absolutely not.

01:17:58You're not leaving here until you get a bear on.

01:17:59It's a little one.

01:18:00Come on.

01:18:01Oh-oh!

01:18:02Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

01:18:32Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

01:19:02Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada

01:19:32You will blend in, trust me, you will blend in.

01:19:35How? How will Pepito ever blend in? Pepito sucks.

01:19:40Look at me! I'm blending in! I'm invisible!

01:19:46That's right, you're invisible. Great job, honey.

01:19:49Did you ever doubt me? The blend master is back!

01:19:52How about that?

01:19:53I am the king of the third world!

01:19:55Hey, can we do the whole house like this? He's very feng shui.

01:19:59But the best news of all came the following spring.

01:20:02You don't know what you're talking about.

01:20:04Kids, come on. Hey!

01:20:06Woo! Woo! Woo!

01:20:07Over here, kids!

01:20:08Woo! Over here!

01:20:10Okay, now, it's step, step, turn, kick, step.

01:20:13Papa, I thought it was step, kick, turn, step, step.

01:20:16Come on, kids. We open in six weeks, okay?

01:20:19I thought you retired.

01:20:20Oh!

01:20:21I did.

01:20:22Honey, we're just playing.

01:20:24Okay, now from the chorus.

01:20:25Five, six, seven.

01:20:26I will survive.

01:20:27I will survive.

01:20:29For as long as I know how to love, I know I'll stay alive.

01:20:33I've got all my life to live.

01:20:35I've got all my love to hear.

01:20:37I'll survive.

01:20:39I will survive.

01:20:40Baby!

01:20:42Baby!

01:20:56Hey, come on.

01:21:15This is the most boring party I've ever been to.

01:21:17You guys are so stiff, so plastic.

01:21:19Come on, let's move.

01:21:20Let's conga.

01:21:21Hey, baby, are those real?

01:21:22Come on, let's get this party started.

01:21:25Let's go.

01:21:25Party over here.

01:21:27Party over there.

01:21:28Raise a roof.

01:21:29The roof is on fire.

01:21:50Can you see me now?

01:21:51I bet you can't.

01:21:52I'm invisible.

01:21:53Can you see me?

01:21:54Of course.

01:21:55I see both of you.

01:22:00There's a place in France where the naked monkeys dance.

01:22:04And you say, yeah.

01:22:05I want to ride with you.

01:22:06I want to ride with you.

01:22:07Get used to this party.

01:22:08Yeah, I do.

01:22:09I want to ride with you.

01:22:11I want to ride with you.

01:22:11Just get some fun.

01:22:12Yeah, I do.

01:22:13Oh, I got to ride with you.

01:22:15Oh, I'll be around with you.

01:22:16It's the show.

01:22:17For sure.

01:22:18I'm sure I'm on your phone.

01:22:19I need to get used to fight.

01:22:21Oh, I need to get some fun.

01:22:21Oh, yeah, check this out.

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