00:01They say love sees not with the eyes but with the heart
00:06Perhaps that's why it turns up where you least expect it
00:10Wait, so you're telling me you can date everything?
00:14The washing machine, the chair, the refrigerator
00:18Time for a snack
00:19This door, that door, even front and back door
00:22What are you looking at?
00:23The fan, the wall, the microwave, the toilet, the dust bunny behind the couch
00:28All right then
00:30The curtains, bed, treadmill, mousetrap, dishwasher, desk, piano, dirty laundry, clock, candelabra, the TV, bath, towels, rubber duck, shower, floor, ceilings, shelves, ironing board, trash can, air fryer, vacuum cleaner, the devs, a glitch in the game, the game itself, the shadows, water, earth, fire, air, your overwhelming sense of existential dread
00:56And you can even date the kitchen sink
00:59Because everything leads to love
01:01You can date everything
01:04So remember, love isn't where the heart is told to look