- 6/17/2025
Full Episode Of Situationship with My Billionaire Friend
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:54But...
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:49Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh my god.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11It's here.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45I stopped doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01Never biggest client.
00:04:02Hmm.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09It's cool.
00:04:10What about your love life?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:15Oh my God.
00:04:16Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:17A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:18Cheers mate.
00:04:19How about we?
00:04:20Stop it.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22Hey.
00:04:23We're friends.
00:04:24Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:25Sex ruins everything.
00:04:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:27Huh.
00:04:28Oh my God.
00:04:29Oh my God.
00:04:30Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:31Oh my God.
00:04:32Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:33A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:34Cheers mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:36Stop it.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Hey.
00:04:39We're friends.
00:04:40Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:43Sex ruins everything.
00:04:44Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:45I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:54You're not your wing man.
00:04:56You're not your wingman.
00:05:26I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:56I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:26There's no way to get my feet away from my feet.
00:06:31I'm going to give her a break.
00:06:32I'm going to give her a break.
00:06:34I'm going to give her a break.
00:07:38Let's do that again.
00:07:40Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:08:00Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:04Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Best night was a bad idea.
00:08:16Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:26I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:31But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:38What?
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:56Sold.
00:08:57And benefits.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:02Okay.
00:09:03Sold.
00:09:04And benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:34Hello, ladies.
00:09:35Asher?
00:09:36You two know each other?
00:09:37Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:54He's one of my best friends.
00:09:56What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:11I've been busy since college.
00:10:12Clearly.
00:10:13Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:18Sure.
00:10:19Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:26Oh, what a man.
00:10:28What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:48Article 1.
00:10:50Nobody knows.
00:10:51It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:55Article 2.
00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01Article 3.
00:11:02Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:06Article 4.
00:11:07No lies.
00:11:08No lies.
00:11:09Article 5.
00:11:10Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:23I don't like that one.
00:11:25It gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:30Fine.
00:11:33And finally.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:41Friends first.
00:11:52Let's see.
00:11:53Let's see.
00:11:55Bye.
00:11:56Bye.
00:12:25No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:50And I think you're insane.
00:12:51No, you do.
00:12:55Stop it.
00:13:00Will you go out with me?
00:13:03What?
00:13:04On a date.
00:13:05Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:08A real one.
00:13:10No.
00:13:15Why?
00:13:18I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:45Friends first.
00:13:47Friends first.
00:13:56Friends first.
00:13:58So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11He asked me out.
00:14:24He asked me out.
00:14:26He asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth.
00:14:29Breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:32On Asher?
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:44Yes.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:46Um.
00:14:48Yeah, okay.
00:14:50I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a mini-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:57Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:14Um.
00:15:17He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color.
00:15:28Heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date.
00:15:38I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man
00:15:40he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Marry?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:58I'm just-
00:15:59No.
00:16:00No, no, no.
00:16:01Never.
00:16:02He's-
00:16:02We're-
00:16:03We're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's.
00:16:12On third.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:16And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:27Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child, my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:40Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:50How about we, um, share a hot fudge someday?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:03I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:20Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay, thank you?
00:17:25Listen.
00:17:27I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:36And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:53No, no, it...
00:17:54That's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just...
00:17:56Sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:00So it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:05Yes.
00:18:09Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:21Beth?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:26Are you jealous?
00:18:33No.
00:18:37Did you, um...
00:18:38Did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:51Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth.
00:18:56You don't?
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait.
00:19:00Just in case she is the one.
00:19:04You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:06I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:19Oh?
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:26Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31Mm-mm.
00:19:31It's not clean.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:44All right.
00:19:46All right.
00:19:50All right.
00:19:56All right.
00:20:09Lianne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:26You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:30Don't blow it.
00:20:32Friendship first.
00:20:34Lianne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:40True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:44He is your friend.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:51Lianne Lamont.
00:21:07Hey.
00:21:23Shit.
00:21:25I'm so sorry.
00:21:26My bad.
00:21:27My fault.
00:21:29Hang on.
00:21:30You got a tissue?
00:21:37Here.
00:21:38Let me.
00:21:39Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:40Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:41Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher.
00:21:46Eric.
00:21:50Okay.
00:21:51Well.
00:21:53See you guys later.
00:21:57Here.
00:22:02I'm Lianne, by the way.
00:22:04I'm Eric.
00:22:14That was fun.
00:22:16Yeah, was that fun or was Eric fun?
00:22:22Both.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23You got to watch out for him.
00:22:24He's a player.
00:22:25So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:30No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:33Oh, my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:38Why would I be jealous?
00:22:40We're friends with benefits.
00:22:41Remember?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:48You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:50I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine.
00:22:57Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:09Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:27Flavos for Mrs. Lynn Lamont.
00:23:39That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:54I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:24:00Mr. Merrick?
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:11Listen, um...
00:24:13I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:20I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:38Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:24:50Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just...
00:25:10I'm just so happy.
00:25:13You know, Leanne,
00:25:14I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:27Have you ever had a connection
00:25:28that's just so deep,
00:25:30so immediate,
00:25:32that you just know?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:39You know,
00:25:41he told me he wants us to wait
00:25:42for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build
00:25:45a strong foundation first.
00:25:47I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:53No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I...
00:25:56I just want him to be happy.
00:25:58By the way,
00:25:58I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:05I love it.
00:26:07Anyway,
00:26:07gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:23famous last words.
00:26:26Is it attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth,
00:26:32by the way?
00:26:34She thinks that you're gonna
00:26:34settle down with her.
00:26:36Yeah,
00:26:36you never know.
00:26:37Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay,
00:26:48this
00:26:49is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:53So you have a nice,
00:26:54long life.
00:26:55Okay,
00:26:56this
00:26:57is your headline
00:26:58for wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And
00:27:01looks like you
00:27:03have done
00:27:04some stupid things.
00:27:08And this
00:27:10is your
00:27:10love line.
00:27:12So you've got
00:27:13a rocky beginning
00:27:14over here.
00:27:16But you have
00:27:17a long
00:27:18line of love
00:27:19ahead of you.
00:27:24Okay.
00:27:30You wanna go home
00:27:43and fuck?
00:27:44Great idea.
00:28:00Let's go home
00:28:04and fuck me.
00:28:20Bye.
00:28:24Bye.
00:28:26Bye.
00:28:27Bye.
00:28:28Bye.
00:28:29Bye.
00:28:30You
00:28:38Looks like we had fun last night
00:28:44Do you have a key?
00:29:00Nice trick, right? Yeah
00:29:20Who is that I have no idea hello your front door is unlocked
00:29:26I brought dough
00:29:40Nuts
00:29:44How could you?
00:29:48Beth! Wait, Beth!
00:29:50Oh fuck, what have I done?
00:29:52What do you mean what have you done?
00:29:56Beth, it's not what it looks like
00:30:08Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:10I'm leaving
00:30:12I'm getting dressed, I'm going, I'm feeling kind of yucky right now
00:30:14I'm sorry, okay, you didn't do anything
00:30:16It was me, I fucked up
00:30:19You said it wasn't serious
00:30:20It wasn't, it isn't, it doesn't matter
00:30:22I fucked up, whatever it is
00:30:24It was, I fucked it up, okay
00:30:30I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:32Yeah
00:30:38Yeah
00:30:44Hands first
00:30:50Hands first
00:30:52Hands first
00:30:54Hey, Beth
00:31:08Go away!
00:31:14I need to talk to you
00:31:16I fire her
00:31:18I fire her except daddy said we'd get sued
00:31:20You on the other hand
00:31:22I don't want to speak to you ever again
00:31:24No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:26It was a stupid game, friends with benefits
00:31:28But it's over now, okay? I promise
00:31:38Do you love her?
00:31:39Of course not
00:31:40Okay, she means nothing to me
00:31:42Really?
00:31:44Yeah
00:31:46I want to see what happens between us
00:31:48You and me
00:31:50Please
00:31:52Give me another chance
00:31:58I suppose
00:32:02Okay
00:32:06Okay
00:32:08Yeah
00:32:10Leigh-Anne, it's me again
00:32:18Don't know why you're avoiding me
00:32:20I'm so confused
00:32:22Friends forever, remember?
00:32:24Eric
00:32:26Hi
00:32:32I'm sorry if it's been a while
00:32:34Eric, hi
00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while. I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:54Asher? Asher, it's me! I haven't heard from you in like four hours. What's going on? Are you with Leanne? Call me!
00:33:06Okay, Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:20If you ever want to be friends again, you'll know where to find me.
00:33:36It's Eric. Leave a message.
00:33:47Hey, Eric. I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher? Asher, where are you? Why won't you call me back? I know you're with her. You lied to me!
00:34:03Okay. Miss you. Call me. Bye.
00:34:13Beth, I got your 35 messages. Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:26I'll call you when I can.
00:34:33Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe. Slow down.
00:34:57To love.
00:35:03To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:14I think we've had enough.
00:35:17How about we head back to the mod days?
00:35:23Fabulous.
00:35:24Easy.
00:35:27Easy.
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00:35:53What a good you did me.
00:36:23I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:37I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:40You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:50And would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:53No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:56Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:02I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:20Hmm.
00:37:22Good night, everyone.
00:37:27Hope you enjoyed it.
00:37:32Sorry.
00:37:36Oh, I love you.
00:37:38Oh, I love you.
00:37:40Oh, I love you.
00:37:41You didn't come to me.
00:37:42Love you.
00:37:45It's wonderful.
00:37:47The living room.
00:38:48What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:51Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:56You cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:10Fuckin' prick.
00:39:14Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:20Come here.
00:39:21Come on.
00:39:27Let's go.
00:40:28Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:34I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:37We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:05She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18She...
00:41:25She...
00:41:27Shit.
00:42:57Hey Eric, thinking about you, when do you want to hook up?
00:43:10How about a hotel this time?
00:43:14We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:20Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:24XO, XO.
00:43:28Hello.
00:43:29When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:36I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:39Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:41I don't know.
00:43:42I didn't send it.
00:43:44You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:50I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:53I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:56Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:58You're my lover.
00:43:59You're my best friend.
00:44:00Leanne.
00:44:01Leanne.
00:44:02I am not a cheater.
00:44:07I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up
00:44:11over this, then fine.
00:44:13I do.
00:44:14Okay.
00:44:15Okay.
00:44:43I will, I will, I will.
00:45:09Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:12Or both.
00:45:13Thoughts?
00:45:14Please, don't marry her.
00:45:19You don't love her.
00:45:21You're rebounding.
00:45:29I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:32Thoughts?
00:45:34A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:37Thoughts?
00:45:38They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:43Thoughts?
00:45:44See it's your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:02I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:46:07Did you know that?
00:46:08It's crazy.
00:46:09Oh my god.
00:46:10Hello.
00:46:11Did you get my messages?
00:46:16You're going to love the photographer.
00:46:17He's awesome.
00:46:18I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:23Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:24Sure.
00:46:25Thanks.
00:46:26Thanks.
00:46:27Thanks.
00:46:28Thanks.
00:46:29Thanks.
00:46:30Thanks.
00:46:31Thanks.
00:46:32Thanks.
00:46:33Thanks.
00:46:34Thanks.
00:46:35Thanks.
00:46:36Thanks.
00:46:37Thanks.
00:46:38Thanks.
00:46:39Thanks.
00:46:40Thanks.
00:46:41Thanks.
00:46:42Thanks.
00:46:43Thanks.
00:46:44Thanks.
00:46:45Thanks.
00:46:47Pardon.
00:46:56Now thanks a lot.
00:47:00Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:05Alright guys.
00:47:12You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:15Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:19Ever.
00:47:28Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:31Effective now.
00:47:33Wait, what?
00:47:36Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:41Who's this source?
00:47:47Oh my God. Why would she do this?
00:47:51Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:53No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:02But she'd never speak to me again.
00:48:06So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:16You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:18Nobody will touch you.
00:48:21So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:23Asha?
00:48:24You bitch.
00:48:25What?
00:48:26You jealous bitch.
00:48:27What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:28I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday. So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:44Honey?
00:48:46What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:50Well, job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:56Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:02Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:05Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:09Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:39You are dead.
00:49:40I got away from me.
00:49:42You are dead to me.
00:49:45No longer you are dead...
00:49:46You are dead.
00:49:48Yes, nobody!
00:49:56People can't find you....
00:49:58Don't look at me.
00:49:59What are you doing?
00:50:02That's ....
00:50:04Where are you?
00:52:05Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:22I didn't write this.
00:52:24Heliotrope purple.
00:52:32It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope purple.
00:52:39It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:49Ludington's had her day.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on, Asher.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:57Come on.
00:53:05Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:22Bess?
00:53:52Bess?
00:54:22Bess?
00:54:36Oh my god. She's insane.
00:54:41What are you doing here?
00:54:44Bess. You set me up.
00:54:50You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:53I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right. And I won.
00:55:01You stay away from me. You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:09Nobody will hear you.
00:55:16Can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:20I'm not gonna ruin your wedding. I promise.
00:55:26Beth. Okay?
00:55:28You and Asher? Or...
00:55:30You're a great couple.
00:55:32He loves you.
00:55:36Why don't I just go away?
00:55:38I'll move.
00:55:40I'll quit my job. Just...
00:55:42Please.
00:55:44Beth.
00:55:46Don't hurt me.
00:55:47Okay?
00:55:48I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:50But you've gotta go.
00:55:52I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've gotta go.
00:55:56I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:58But you've gotta go.
00:56:00I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:01I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:05But you've gotta go.
00:56:06Come on!
00:56:07No!
00:56:08I can't...
00:56:09No!
00:56:10No!
00:56:11No!
00:56:12No!
00:56:13No!
00:56:14No!
00:56:16No!
00:56:18No!
00:56:20No!
00:56:22No!
00:56:24No!
00:56:26No!
00:56:28No!
00:56:29No!
00:56:31No!
00:56:32No!
00:56:33No!
00:56:34No!
00:56:57No!
00:56:58Don't bother.
00:57:23That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:28You're crazy.
00:57:30You're never getting away with it.
00:57:33Oh, but I will.
00:57:34See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:36and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:38and when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:43I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:50You bitch.
00:57:52You bitch!
00:57:54Oh, and by the way,
00:57:57you're fired!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Oh.
00:58:06Oh.
00:59:38No, no, no, no. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:54Come on, come on, come on.
00:59:55Move!
00:59:56Come on!
00:59:58Come on.
00:59:59Come on, come on.
01:00:00Come on.
01:00:02Come on.
01:00:04Come on.
01:00:06Come on.
01:00:08Come on.
01:00:10Dearly beloved we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to
01:00:17join in. Stop! Dearly beloved we're gathered here today in front of God and
01:00:26these witnesses to join in. Stop! What are you doing here? Keep going fast. What's
01:00:35going on Beth? Security take this woman away she's clearly deranged. Come on dearly
01:00:42beloved we are gathered here today let's go finish it. Mr. Fallon your daughter
01:00:47wrote this letter not me on which she forged my signature. What? It's completely
01:00:54absurd. Is this true? She's crazy. Security! She confessed to it all last night right
01:01:05after she tried to kill me. Asher you love me we're getting married today go go go! Go away you crazy bitch from ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away you crazy bitch from ruining everything! Beth, how could you? I did it for you baby for us! Get off me!
01:01:35I won't kill you! I won't kill you!
01:01:40I won't kill you!
01:01:42Get off me!
01:01:43I won't kill you!
01:01:44Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:46No!
01:01:47No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:50I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:53I've riddled with me you're laughing if you've been in crime!
01:01:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:01:58I'm sorry!
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:02Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Okay.
01:02:07Good.
01:02:08Dad.
01:02:09Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:15Yeah, I think so.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Okay.
01:02:19Good.
01:02:20Dad.
01:02:21Someone grab a chair.
01:02:27Babe.
01:02:28Hey.
01:02:29Wake up, babe.
01:02:30Baby, wake up.
01:02:32Baby.
01:02:33Hey, wake up.
01:02:34Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:38Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:49I'm more sorry.
01:02:51You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:54Sure, I love you.
01:02:59I love you, Leanne.
01:03:01Let me help you.
01:03:03Come on.
01:03:04Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:09Will you marry me?
01:03:10Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:11I love you.
01:03:12I love you.
01:03:13I love you.
01:03:14I love you.
01:03:15Let me help you.
01:03:16Come on.
01:03:17I love you.
01:03:18Come on.
01:03:19Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:22Will you marry me?
01:03:33Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:42They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:46But sometimes, it makes everything better.
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