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Situationship With My Billionaire Friend – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yes, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:54But...
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:49Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh my god.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11It's here.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45I stopped doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01Never biggest client.
00:04:02Hmm.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09It's cool.
00:04:10What about your love life?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:15Oh my God.
00:04:16Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:17A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:18Cheers mate.
00:04:19How about we?
00:04:20Stop it.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22Hey.
00:04:23We're friends.
00:04:24Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:25Sex ruins everything.
00:04:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:27Huh.
00:04:28Oh my God.
00:04:29Oh my God.
00:04:30Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:31Oh my God.
00:04:32Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:33A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:34Cheers mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:36Stop it.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Hey.
00:04:39We're friends.
00:04:40Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:43Sex ruins everything.
00:04:44Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:45I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:46You're not your wingman.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:54I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:05:17I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:06It's never loose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:16Friends forever.
00:06:17Friends forever.
00:06:18Friends forever.
00:06:19Friends forever.
00:06:20Oh, my God.
00:06:50Oh, my God.
00:07:20Let's do that again.
00:07:50Oh, my God.
00:07:51What are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No.
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because.
00:08:20Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:54Okay.
00:09:02Sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06and i'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter
00:09:36hello ladies asher
00:09:47you two know each other yeah uh we are we know each other from college he's one of my best friends
00:09:56what are you doing here he's here to see my father wait what daddy owns the company
00:10:02i know i actually own the company i work at
00:10:06he's worth billions and here i thought i knew everything about you i've been busy since
00:10:11college clearly listen i gotta run but talk to you later sure good to see you beth you too
00:10:22what's this i took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract
00:10:43contract a contract it outlines the parameters of our relationship okay article one nobody knows
00:10:52it might get in the way of us seeing other people good point article two we meet at a mutually agreed
00:10:57upon place at a mutually agreed upon time okay article three honesty and transparency are a must
00:11:05agreed article four no lies no lie article five once one party sleeps with another person
00:11:21the agreement is over i don't like that one gets too complicated otherwise
00:11:27fine fine and finally
00:11:38friends first friends first friends first
00:11:41let's see
00:11:53let's see
00:11:55let's see
00:12:01let's see
00:12:05let's see
00:12:17let's see
00:12:19let's see
00:12:21let's see
00:12:35let's see
00:12:48no i think the wife did it and i think you're insane no you do
00:12:52let's see
00:13:00will you go out with me
00:13:03what on a date
00:13:05like will you go on a date with me a real one
00:13:10no
00:13:16why
00:13:16i mean
00:13:19i mean no the contract
00:13:20forget the contract
00:13:22no friends first remember
00:13:26sex romance it ruins everything
00:13:32usher you mean way too much to me for that
00:13:34i mean
00:13:45come on
00:13:50friends first
00:13:57friends first
00:14:04So I'll see you at 7 tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:23He asked me out. He asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth. Breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:33Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:47Um, yeah, okay.
00:14:49I gotta go.
00:14:51I'm getting a mini-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:58Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:12Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:30So, what about sports?
00:15:34Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date?
00:15:38I can't do that.
00:15:39If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Married?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:54Uh, me and Asher?
00:15:58I'm, uh, no.
00:16:00No, no, no, never.
00:16:02He's, we're, we're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:21And being an only child.
00:16:23I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:27Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:32I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:40Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:46How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:55That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:56I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:07I had a wonderful time.
00:17:11I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:17Good night.
00:17:17Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:26Listen.
00:17:27I should really head out.
00:17:31Uh, take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up?
00:17:36And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Oh.
00:17:40Oh.
00:17:40Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand.
00:17:53No, no, it...
00:17:54That's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just...
00:17:56Sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:02So it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:08Yes.
00:18:10Okay.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:21Beth?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you...
00:18:30Jealous?
00:18:33No.
00:18:37Did you, um...
00:18:38Did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:50Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't?
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait.
00:19:00Just in case she is the one.
00:19:03You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:12I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:16You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:26Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31It's not clean.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:44That was rude.
00:20:05You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:26You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:30Don't blow it.
00:20:32Friendship first.
00:20:33Leanne Lamont.
00:20:35You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:40True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:44He is your friend.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:51Leanne Lamont.
00:21:03Hey.
00:21:23Shit.
00:21:24I'm so sorry.
00:21:26My bad.
00:21:27My fault.
00:21:29Hang on.
00:21:32You got a tissue?
00:21:37Here.
00:21:38Let me.
00:21:39Hey.
00:21:39What are you doing?
00:21:40Stop cock-fucking me.
00:21:41Oh.
00:21:42Oh.
00:21:42I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey Asher.
00:21:46Eric.
00:21:50Okay.
00:21:52Well.
00:21:53See you guys later.
00:21:53Here.
00:22:02I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:04I'm Eric.
00:22:14That was fun.
00:22:16Yeah.
00:22:16Was that fun?
00:22:17Or was Eric fun?
00:22:19Both?
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23You got to watch out for him.
00:22:24He's a player.
00:22:26So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:30No.
00:22:30That's not what I'm saying.
00:22:33Oh my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:37No.
00:22:38I'm not jealous.
00:22:38Why would I be jealous?
00:22:39We're friends with benefits.
00:22:41Remember?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay.
00:22:47I'm not being a dick.
00:22:48You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:53I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:56Fine.
00:22:57Be that way.
00:23:01You know.
00:23:01Maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:09Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:27Flaps for Mrs. Lynn Lambert.
00:23:39That's me.
00:23:40Oh my God.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:46Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:55Had a meeting with best dad.
00:23:57Mr. Merrick?
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:06They're nice.
00:24:11Listen.
00:24:12Um.
00:24:13I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No.
00:24:19I was out of line.
00:24:24I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh my God.
00:24:29Yeah.
00:24:30I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever.
00:24:39Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later.
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:24:46Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:08Oh, it's just, I'm just so happy.
00:25:12You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:26Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:33Uh, yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:40You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:47I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:52Oh.
00:25:53No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:55I, I just want him to be happy.
00:25:58By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:05I love it.
00:26:07Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:34She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:36Yeah, you never know.
00:26:39Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48This is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:53So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56Uh, this is your headline for wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And, looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:09And, this is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:16But, you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:43Great idea.
00:27:45Great idea.
00:27:45Great idea.
00:27:45Come on.
00:27:46Let's go.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:51Let's go.
00:27:53I don't know.
00:28:23You
00:28:38Looks like we had fun last night
00:28:44You have a key
00:28:53Oh
00:29:13Nice trick, right? Yeah
00:29:20Who is that? I have no idea
00:29:23Hello? Your front door is unlocked
00:29:28My front door
00:29:40Nuts
00:29:44How could you?
00:29:48Beth! Wait, Beth!
00:29:50Fuck, what have I done?
00:29:54What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:56Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:30:09Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:10What are you doing?
00:30:11I'm leaving
00:30:12I'm getting dressed
00:30:13I'm going
00:30:14I'm feeling kind of yucky right now
00:30:15I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:16You didn't do anything
00:30:17It was me, I fucked up
00:30:19You said it wasn't serious
00:30:21It wasn't, it isn't
00:30:22It doesn't matter
00:30:23I fucked up
00:30:24Whatever it is
00:30:25It was
00:30:26I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:27I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:32I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:39Yeah
00:30:40Yeah
00:30:41Yeah
00:30:46Hands first?
00:30:52Hands first
00:30:53Hey, Beth
00:30:54Go away!
00:30:55I need to talk to you
00:31:12I'd fire her, except daddy said we'd get sued
00:31:17You on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again
00:31:21It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:22It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay? I promise
00:31:30Do you love her?
00:31:35Of course not
00:31:37Okay, she means nothing to me
00:31:40Really?
00:31:42Hey, I want to see what happens between us, you and me
00:31:46Please, give me another chance
00:31:53I suppose
00:31:58Okay
00:32:02Okay
00:32:06Okay
00:32:10Okay
00:32:11Leanne, it's me again
00:32:22Don't know why you're avoiding me
00:32:24I'm so confused
00:32:26Friends forever, remember?
00:32:33Eric
00:32:35Hi
00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while
00:32:38It's been a while
00:32:39I know I've been out of touch
00:32:40But
00:32:42I would love to see you again
00:32:44If you're up for it
00:32:53Asher?
00:32:54Asher, it's me
00:32:55I haven't heard from you in like four hours
00:32:57What's going on?
00:32:58Are you with Leanne?
00:32:59Call me
00:33:00Call me
00:33:13Okay Leanne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but
00:33:17I'll leave you alone now
00:33:20If you ever want to be friends again
00:33:22You can know where to find me
00:33:30It's Eric, leave a message
00:33:46Hey Eric
00:33:48Um
00:33:50I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night
00:33:53And I wanted to see what you were doing later
00:33:55Asher?
00:33:56Asher, where are you?
00:33:58Why won't you call me back?
00:34:00I know you're with her
00:34:02You lied to me
00:34:04Okay
00:34:05Miss you
00:34:06Call me
00:34:07Bye
00:34:12Beth, I got your 35 messages
00:34:16Um
00:34:17Listen
00:34:18I'd really like to get to know you better
00:34:20And spend some time with you
00:34:21But
00:34:22Maybe we need to slow things down a bit
00:34:26I'll call you when I can
00:34:39AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:34:48Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:56Slow down.
00:35:02To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:14I think you've had enough.
00:35:15How about what we had back to my face?
00:35:21Fabulous.
00:35:25Easy.
00:35:45A lot of goodies in me.
00:35:571, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1.
00:36:27I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:37I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know, her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:51It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:53No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:57Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:04I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:27I feel like a great woman.
00:37:30She's come down.
00:37:34I said she's walking like a little girl.
00:37:36She would never be like this.
00:37:38It was a great woman.
00:37:39I saw her as a girl.
00:37:40I saw her as a girl.
00:37:41I saw her as a girl.
00:37:42I saw her as a girl.
00:37:43I saw her as a girl.
00:37:44I was young.
00:37:45I saw my girl.
00:37:46I saw her as a girl.
00:38:48What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:51Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Your best isn't good enough. He causes the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:07Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:10Fuckin' prick.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:20All right.
00:39:21Good bye.
00:39:21Good bye.
00:40:23Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:34I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:37We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:05She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18She...
00:41:22She...
00:41:35Shit!
00:42:05Shit!
00:42:35...
00:42:37...
00:42:39...
00:42:43...
00:42:47...
00:42:53...
00:42:54Hey, Eric. Thinking about you. When do you want to hook up? How about a hotel this time?
00:43:14We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out. Love, her friend, with benefits, Leanne. XO, XO. When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:37I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:40Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:42I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:45You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:52I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:54I am not seeing Eric. Why would I cheat on you? You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:02Clearly not.
00:44:06I am not a cheater. I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there,
00:44:11but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:18I do.
00:44:23Kate.
00:44:23Kate.
00:44:39I do.
00:44:40Kate.
00:44:45I do.
00:44:46I will, I will, I will!
00:45:10Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:13Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:16Please, don't marry her. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:30I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:46Thoughts?
00:46:00Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:03I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:46:07Did you know that? It's crazy.
00:46:09Oh my god.
00:46:11Oh my god.
00:46:12Oh my god.
00:46:14Hello?
00:46:15Hello! Did you get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome. I have tons of
00:46:36dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab
00:46:40it? Sure. Thanks.
00:47:00Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:10You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:28Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now!
00:47:33Wait, what? Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:41Who's this source?
00:47:47Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:50Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:53No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend. But you never speak to me again.
00:48:07So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:16You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you. So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:23Asha?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35You jealous bitch.
00:48:37What are you doing? What are you-
00:48:39I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday. So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:44Honey?
00:48:45What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:50Well, job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:02Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:05Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:20You're fine.
00:49:22Wait.
00:49:23You kiss, man?
00:49:27Gut.
00:49:33Esosmael Franklin, Shopper Daddy.
00:49:34You're not one eye-cats.
00:49:36Don't do anything.
00:49:37Not line.
00:49:38Augustine Wilson, you.
00:49:39Christopher Fallon and some enemy
00:49:41Oh.
00:49:42Right.
00:49:43Too good.
00:49:44You were jesteual.
00:49:45That's an enemy zombie.
00:52:17Oh, my God, this is crazy.
00:52:23I didn't write this.
00:52:29Heliotrope purple.
00:52:29It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope purple.
00:52:41It was Beth.
00:52:42She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh, my God.
00:52:49I think it's on Saturday.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:54Come on, come on.
00:52:55Sure.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:00Shit.
00:53:06He blocked me?
00:53:07Shit.
00:53:08He blocked me?
00:53:11Shit.
00:53:12He blocked me?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:50SIREN SIREN SIREN
00:54:20oh my god she's insane what are you doing here
00:54:44you set me up you've been trying to break us up you bitch i'd say you're in no position to be
00:54:55making accusations but you're right and i won
00:54:59you stay away from me you're insane
00:55:05i'll scream nobody will hear you
00:55:11i can't let you ruin my wedding
00:55:18leanne
00:55:20i'm not gonna ruin your wedding i promise beth
00:55:27okay you and asher or you're a great couple
00:55:32he loves you
00:55:34why don't i just go away
00:55:38i'll move i'll quit my job just please
00:55:44don't hurt me
00:55:48okay
00:55:49i'm sorry leanne
00:55:51but you've gotta go
00:55:55i'm sorry leanne
00:56:02but you've gotta go
00:56:06come on
00:56:07no
00:56:08i can't
00:56:10you've got to go
00:56:11no
00:56:12no
00:56:13no
00:56:14no
00:56:16no
00:56:18no
00:56:19no
00:56:19No, no, no!
00:56:49I don't know.
00:57:19Don't bother.
00:57:24That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:34Oh, but I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:39And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:44I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:49Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:59Toodles!
00:58:02Toodles!
00:58:08Toodles!
00:59:48No, no, no.
00:59:53Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:56Come on!
00:59:58Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
01:00:11Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:21Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:28Stop.
01:00:32What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:40Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:57Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy. Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:06No, no, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:15Go away, you crazy bitch! From ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch! From ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:31Get off me!
01:01:37I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:40Just, ah!
01:01:41Get off me!
01:01:43Get off me!
01:01:44Get off me!
01:01:45Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:46No!
01:01:47No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:01:51I, Beth, I don't do to take me!
01:01:53Asher, I don't live in your life if you have to climb!
01:01:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:01:58Hey, you okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:04Okay.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:08Dad.
01:02:09Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:15Yeah, I think so.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Good.
01:02:20Dad!
01:02:21Someone grab a chair.
01:02:22Dad!
01:02:23Dad!
01:02:24Dad!
01:02:24Dad!
01:02:25Dad!
01:02:25Dad!
01:02:26Dad!
01:02:26Dad!
01:02:27Dad!
01:02:27Dad!
01:02:28Dad!
01:02:28Hey!
01:02:29Wake up, babe!
01:02:30Baby, wake up!
01:02:31Baby!
01:02:32Hey!
01:02:33Wake up!
01:02:34Wake up, baby!
01:02:35Leanne!
01:02:36Oh!
01:02:37Oh!
01:02:38Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:41I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:47I'm, I'm more sorry.
01:02:50I'm, I'm more sorry.
01:02:52You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:58Asher, I love you.
01:03:02I love you, Leanne.
01:03:08Let me, let me help you.
01:03:10Come on.
01:03:11Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:34Yes.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:36Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:41They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:46But sometimes, it makes everything better.
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