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00:00:00Can I help you with something?
00:00:01I'm your new roommate.
00:00:02Roommate?
00:00:03But you're a girl.
00:00:04Woman.
00:00:04If you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
00:00:06It's against panhellenic rules for a girl to sleep over,
00:00:08let alone live here.
00:00:09I have nowhere to go.
00:00:10Look, she has nowhere else to go after this.
00:00:12She can stay.
00:00:12On one condition.
00:00:13No one touches her.
00:00:14I'm Wolf.
00:00:15You, uh, you around here?
00:00:17Wolf.
00:00:17Get the fuck away from her.
00:00:19Chase, what the hell?
00:00:21So much for no drama.
00:00:22Charlotte, if she's fair game, I deserve a shot.
00:00:25I like you.
00:00:26She's not fair game, Everett.
00:00:27Obviously, I like you.
00:00:28A lot.
00:00:29It's killing me how much I like you, how much I want you.
00:00:32You want me?
00:00:33More than anything.
00:00:34Chase broke the rule that he made.
00:00:36He needs to be held accountable.
00:00:38Chase, care to explain why you're cozying up to the girl
00:00:40you called cheerleader on steroids?
00:00:42Raven, don't.
00:00:43It's her or me.
00:00:45Take a shower with me.
00:00:46Hey, reminder, every second counts.
00:00:48Yes, Chef.
00:00:49It's been brought to my attention
00:00:51that your new roommate is a girl, Charlotte Withers.
00:00:54Someone talked.
00:00:55I bet I know who.
00:00:56The whole frat is going to get shut down because of me.
00:00:58I failed you as a leader.
00:00:59I'm stepping down.
00:01:00They're quitting on us?
00:01:01I don't know who's going to get shut down.
00:01:03I'm stepping down.
00:01:04I'll be sorry.
00:01:05I'll be fine.
00:01:06I'll be fine.
00:01:07I'll be fine.
00:01:07I'll be fine.
00:01:07I'll be fine.
00:01:07I'll be fine.
00:01:08I'll be fine.
00:01:09It's a new day, for a high, it's another day to drive, to get by, and, and, and, oh, yeah, I'm feeling out, every second, every hour of the day.
00:01:39Good morning, gorgeous. Can I help you with something?
00:01:45Charlotte Withers. I'm your new roommate.
00:01:49Roommate? But you're a girl.
00:01:53Woman.
00:01:54Look, I think you got the wrong house, babe. They called and said we'd be subletting to some guy named Charles.
00:01:58Charles is short for Charlotte. Misunderstanding. See, the paperwork to renew my housing got misplaced, and this thing is really heavy.
00:02:06You mind if we just have this discussion inside?
00:02:08I don't think...
00:02:10Great. Excuse me, guys. Sorry.
00:02:12Yeah, yeah.
00:02:13Okay.
00:02:15Okay.
00:02:16Dibs.
00:02:23Bro, you are so trashed. Stop cheating, man.
00:02:26Watch this, watch this.
00:02:27I ain't got it, G. Take your ill.
00:02:29I bet we made you.
00:02:30Take your ill, buddy.
00:02:31Yeah, damn.
00:02:32I don't look at you as I'm playing.
00:02:34You regret that, watch this?
00:02:35Mm-hmm.
00:02:36Hitmarker, really?
00:02:38Fuck you.
00:02:43Yo, what the fuck? I'm in the middle of a very serious ass kicking.
00:02:47Oh, man, stop it. You not whooping shit. Now watch me cook.
00:02:50Look, I wouldn't get too comfortable if I were you. There's no chance the press lets you stay.
00:02:54Mmm, we'll see about that.
00:02:56In the meantime, how about you introduce me to my new brothers?
00:03:01Okay.
00:03:04Uh, this is Miguel and Austin.
00:03:06Yes, Miguel, the certified ass-touffer.
00:03:08Fuck, man. Fuck.
00:03:11Fuck.
00:03:12Fuck.
00:03:13You were saying?
00:03:14Shut up, man.
00:03:15Uh, Tristan and Vincent are exchange students from Germany.
00:03:18They're still working on their English, though, so don't take their silence personally.
00:03:22I'm Darren and this-
00:03:24Everett.
00:03:25Welcome to Croakington, sweetheart.
00:03:27I thought this was Theta Rho.
00:03:29Croakington's a nickname. For brothers only.
00:03:31Uh, guys, this is Charles.
00:03:34I guess she's-
00:03:36I'm your new roommate.
00:03:37Excuse me?
00:03:38Hey, Prez?
00:03:42Housing fucked up.
00:03:44Housing fucked up.
00:03:45This is Charles, our new sublet.
00:03:47Uh, Charlotte, it's nice to meet you.
00:03:50In case you haven't noticed, this is a frat.
00:03:53It's against Pan-Hellenic policy for girls to sleep over, let alone live here.
00:03:57Wait, that's a real thing?
00:03:58I thought we were all just saying that so girls wouldn't try to cuddle after sex.
00:04:03You need to leave.
00:04:04I'd say pack your bags, but looks like you already got that covered.
00:04:10Jesus, not the waterworks.
00:04:11I'm sorry, I just-
00:04:13I have nowhere to go.
00:04:15My dad lives over four hours away and I-
00:04:18I can't make this commute.
00:04:20Come on, Chase.
00:04:22She can stay one night.
00:04:24She can shack up with me?
00:04:26What do you say, Charles?
00:04:28Fine.
00:04:31Stop crying.
00:04:33One night.
00:04:34You're out tomorrow.
00:04:35Understand?
00:04:41Where's the kitchen?
00:04:46Oh, that's so disgusting.
00:05:00Seriously?
00:05:02You don't have a knife set?
00:05:09How do you cook?
00:05:10Ever hear of a dining hall?
00:05:13What about after college?
00:05:14I guess I'll just have to find myself a happy little homemaker like you, won't I?
00:05:22That doesn't go there.
00:05:24You think it's better just loose on the counter?
00:05:26I think it's pretty clear that when it comes to this house, you have no idea where things belong.
00:05:31Eh, look at you two.
00:05:33Bickering like an old married couple.
00:05:35I'm gonna, yeah.
00:05:47Why don't you leave well enough alone, huh?
00:05:51We don't need a maid.
00:05:53Holy shit.
00:06:07Yo, hallelujah.
00:06:16What is this?
00:06:18It's my way of expressing my appreciation.
00:06:21I know I'm putting you guys at risk by staying here and I'm grateful. It's been a really really tough year, so
00:06:29Thank you and
00:06:31dig in
00:06:39It's panko crusted chevre croquettes with quince and prosciutto da parma overshaved fennel arugula salad
00:06:46Cheese balls with meat and this crazy green thing called salad
00:06:53Yeah, I'm good
00:06:56You won't even try it
00:06:57You think I'll do anything you say just because you bat those doe eyes at me and flounce around in that cute little apron?
00:07:02I wasn't trying to your presence here threatens the existence of our charter and I'll put my brother's well-being over a pretty face any day
00:07:09So checkouts new tomorrow. Enjoy your final supper
00:07:16I
00:07:27Closed door means occupied chill out Charles. I'm not looking. I'm a gentleman. I am just grabbing my stash
00:07:37Oh, yeah, please make yourself comfortable. I will thank you
00:07:40You know if I have to listen to Austin argue about how a video game contest should be our philanthropy for one more minute
00:07:47I will actually lose my fucking mind. Okay, you have to go. I was being sarcastic. Bye now
00:07:52Wait wait wait Charles. There's something I really wanted to tell you
00:07:57Purple might be my new favorite color
00:08:00Such a gentleman
00:08:02Have a good night. Bye
00:08:04Oh my god
00:08:10What are you doing today?
00:08:12What?
00:08:14Fuck me. Oh, shit. Did I die in my sleep and wake up in heaven?
00:08:23Always start your day with a real breakfast not refined sugar. I'm looking at you Vincent
00:08:28I thought we had our mother in Frankfurt
00:08:34Simmon rolls are cooling in the oven. Enjoy
00:08:41Gotta get OJ
00:08:50My god, I've never had pancakes that taste like this bro
00:08:55This orange juice is freshly fucking squeezed and she took out the pulp
00:09:00Damn, let my mom do that for me. Oh, just like with all my girl
00:09:06Okay, are we done?
00:09:08We still haven't settled on our philanthropy and look I still think that we could do the nope
00:09:13We're not gonna do an open mic night
00:09:15You practicing your tight five doesn't count as charity
00:09:17Beg to differ
00:09:19Any other suggestions?
00:09:20I got it
00:09:23Remember that tiktok I sent you about those guys in the UK serving bachelorette parties naked?
00:09:27Yeah, about that. Is there something that you need to share with the group?
00:09:31Fuck off
00:09:32No, I'm saying we serve tickets to a fancy dinner and serve it boys and buff style
00:09:37I've looked into a dinner service before
00:09:39It's too expensive. We can't afford to hire a chef
00:09:43We already have one in the house
00:09:44Oh
00:09:48Have you lost your mind?
00:09:50Have you tried her food?
00:09:51He's right Prez. You ain't never had bacon like this
00:09:54What makes you think she would help us? Huh?
00:09:56She would if we let her stay
00:10:01No, no, no way we don't need her
00:10:04Jeez, come on man. We've under-raised for philanthropy every year. We're getting fined
00:10:09I'd rather get fined than lose the fret
00:10:10It's against the rules
00:10:12You guys want us to get our charter taken away?
00:10:14Am I really the only one here who gives a shit about croakington?
00:10:17Why are you the only one that has a problem with this?
00:10:19Admin's the one that put charles here in the first place, right?
00:10:23Plus your dad's the dean he'll bail us out
00:10:25You want to bet?
00:10:26Okay, then we keep it a secret
00:10:28It's a win-win we raise our shits on the money for charity and charlotte gets to stay
00:10:33Look she has nowhere else to go after this
00:10:34It's not our problem
00:10:35I said no
00:10:37Fucking dictatorship again
00:10:39What was that?
00:10:39It's a good idea chase
00:10:41Come on, you know what it is
00:10:48Fucking god
00:10:51Fine she can stay
00:10:55On one condition
00:10:56No one touches her
00:10:58I don't want us fighting over a girl
00:11:00If I find out that anyone
00:11:02It's more than just the roommate
00:11:03Her and that brother are out
00:11:07Got it?
00:11:08Got it
00:11:08Scouts on her
00:11:10I'm gonna tell you the good news
00:11:11No, you stay
00:11:12I'll go
00:11:15You tried
00:11:16Change of plans
00:11:30You can stay
00:11:32Wait, seriously?
00:11:33But I just
00:11:34Rule number one
00:11:35You don't tell anyone that you live here
00:11:37Rule number two
00:11:38You cook
00:11:39Excuse me?
00:11:40For our philanthropy event
00:11:42Every year all the frats and sororities raise money to help kids get more access to school lunches
00:11:47We want to do a dinner service
00:11:49But we need a chef
00:11:51Deal?
00:11:52Deal
00:12:02Come on, I don't bite
00:12:06But I do
00:12:07Don't get it twisted, Charlotte
00:12:08I'm not doing this for you
00:12:11I'm doing this for the frat
00:12:13Loud and clear
00:12:14Sir
00:12:14Your breakfast cakes were so delicious
00:12:28How, how I can make?
00:12:30Family secret
00:12:43Damn, girl
00:12:45I don't know if you're a milk worker or something
00:12:47But that is the most he said all semester
00:12:49It's a conversation here that's not so stimulating
00:12:53Stimulating
00:12:55Okay, all right, don't do that
00:12:57Come on
00:12:58What?
00:12:58Smile?
00:12:59I'm thankful is all
00:13:01You have to forgive, Chase
00:13:02All he responds to is brooding
00:13:12So
00:13:13I'm happy to take the lead on all things kitchen
00:13:17But rats live better than you boys
00:13:20So
00:13:20As far as the house goes
00:13:22It'll be a team effort
00:13:24Okay
00:13:25What do you want us to do?
00:13:31We're making lists
00:13:44This
00:13:45Has gotta go
00:13:46Seriously?
00:13:47It's motivational
00:13:49Honestly, it's kind of like Call of Duty
00:13:56Oh, let's go
00:13:57I'm like a one-man army out here
00:13:59Fire, fire, fire, fire, fire
00:14:00Okay, never mix bleach in anything ammonia-based
00:14:04You'll make a chloramine gas
00:14:05Seriously?
00:14:07Oh, sick
00:14:12Not mattress on the floor
00:14:14Yeah, no headboard
00:14:16Let's just keep breaking them
00:14:17Do you need a demonstration?
00:14:20I need your credit card
00:14:22How about I take you to dinner instead?
00:14:26Oh, oh, Chase
00:14:27I found some surprisingly decent curtains in storage
00:14:31I can put them up for you if you like
00:14:33There's another rule for you
00:14:35You know what's good for you?
00:14:36Just stay out of my room
00:14:37Trust me, trust me that's the last place I want to be
00:14:43I'm sure
00:14:43Come in
00:14:57Sorry, I'm late
00:15:04I expected as much
00:15:05You've always kept your mother and I waiting
00:15:08You were two weeks past your due date
00:15:10Okay, I apologized
00:15:11What do you want?
00:15:12I want you to get serious about your future, son
00:15:15Have you given any more thought to Oxford?
00:15:19I told you I'm not interested
00:15:20Do you know how many strings I pulled to get you that offer?
00:15:23I don't want to be an academic, dad
00:15:24I'm sorry to disappoint you yet again
00:15:26But I'm not wasting another 10 to 15 years on a PhD program
00:15:30Oh, so you'd rather waste four years of undergrad partying?
00:15:35I should never have let you join that fraternity
00:15:38I want you out
00:15:40I am not a child
00:15:42You can't tell me what to do anymore
00:15:44Maybe not
00:15:45But I refuse to let you throw away your inheritance on such nonsense
00:15:49You don't think I know how much money you're pulling out of your bank account
00:15:52and putting into this distraction?
00:15:55If I see so much as a charge for a six-pack, I will shut your accounts down
00:16:02And in the meantime, I will urge you to give serious thought to grad school
00:16:09Okay
00:16:11dismissed
00:16:12I'm getting used to this
00:16:27This whole pita thing
00:16:30You have to wait to try it?
00:16:31You should try it.
00:16:32As you try it.
00:16:33Try the regular hummus first, though.
00:16:36Which one is the regular hummus?
00:16:38Okay, house meeting right now.
00:16:40That means you, out.
00:16:41You're not a member of this house.
00:16:42Shit, shit.
00:16:43Out!
00:16:45Excuse me.
00:16:53The fuck was that?
00:16:54Ain't you ran as president?
00:16:55Was?
00:16:56Shut the fuck up, sauerkraut.
00:16:57Listen to me, boys.
00:16:58We gotta get serious about what we bring to campus.
00:17:00Everybody needs to step up.
00:17:02We gotta do 25% for philanthropy,
00:17:04plus bills and house dues.
00:17:06I can't keep covering this shit, okay?
00:17:08My dad is out for blood.
00:17:10He'll do anything to...
00:17:15Fuckin' hell.
00:17:18Chase.
00:17:20If you need help with the bills, just tell us.
00:17:22We're brothers.
00:17:24You don't have to do this alone.
00:17:25And it's not Charlotte's fault.
00:17:28This place was fucked before she even stepped foot in here.
00:17:30You need to go apologize.
00:17:31You need to go apologize.
00:17:33To the police, when we get here, just push the money off.
00:17:35What now?
00:17:51what now come to yell at me some more I wanted to say I'm sorry I had a shit day and I took it
00:18:08out on you wasn't fair apology accepted you know when I'm having a bad day I cook
00:18:18you cook every day I've had a lot of bad dates
00:18:24come here
00:18:29what do I do with this take out that frustration
00:18:38no not like that what like you mean it look like this
00:18:50faster
00:18:52okay okay stop
00:18:59now try it
00:19:05I think I'll pass on the salmonella thanks
00:19:13Mr. President afraid of a little batter
00:19:17okay
00:19:19hey babe
00:19:23well hello there
00:19:26you're the girl who's renting the room here
00:19:29right yes I'm Raven
00:19:31Kappa Kappa President and Crokington Sweetheart
00:19:34so what's your name
00:19:37Charlotte
00:19:38I'm almost done with this
00:19:41you can have some when it's done if you want
00:19:43is that dark chocolate
00:19:46the guys hate dark chocolate
00:19:48they've seemed to like it fine
00:19:50I'm sure they just didn't want to hurt your feelings
00:19:52why don't we go upstairs
00:19:55I have council business to discuss
00:19:58morning I'm about to start breakfast who here wants eggs
00:20:26I made breakfast already gotta keep my boys happy
00:20:28oh my god but I totally forgot about you
00:20:31no leftovers
00:20:32maybe
00:20:33oh um
00:20:34that's fine I can make something
00:20:37would you mind cleaning up too
00:20:39I've got my hands full
00:20:40oh it's raining
00:20:42yes
00:20:43see you
00:20:44hello baby
00:20:45sure yeah
00:20:46ugh
00:20:47you're the best
00:20:48you're going down part two
00:20:54spying on me
00:21:11I prefer to call it keeping an eye on an outsider who's yet to prove trustworthy
00:21:15I'm not the one telling my girlfriend about our arrangement
00:21:18she's not my girlfriend
00:21:19we fuck sometimes
00:21:21that's all
00:21:21is that a blush
00:21:25so innocent
00:21:27you're not a virgin are you
00:21:29that's none of your business
00:21:32thank you very much
00:21:33what
00:21:46I can feel you staring
00:21:49what do you want
00:21:50why don't you have a place to live anymore
00:21:52it's complicated
00:21:55I'm all ears
00:21:57I
00:22:03was living with my best friend
00:22:05but she got into this top culinary program called RCA
00:22:09we were supposed to go together
00:22:12but
00:22:13I got waitlisted
00:22:15I never applied for housing
00:22:18and
00:22:19here I am
00:22:21go on
00:22:25tell me how stupid I am
00:22:27how only an idiot
00:22:29wouldn't have a backup plan
00:22:31how unfair it is
00:22:32that you have to suffer
00:22:33because of my bad decisions
00:22:35I wouldn't call it suffering
00:22:39no
00:22:41I mean yes
00:22:44your endless optimism
00:22:45is very annoying
00:22:47and if anyone from the school
00:22:49found out you were living here
00:22:50we'd all be on our asses
00:22:51but
00:22:53the boys are happy
00:22:55and the house has
00:22:58never been cleaner
00:22:59so
00:23:00does this mean you'll stop
00:23:06throwing away the food
00:23:06that I leave for you
00:23:07not a chance sunshine
00:23:08why
00:23:09it's gross
00:23:11no it's not
00:23:13you're ridiculous
00:23:15attention
00:23:25attention everyone
00:23:27I officially call forward
00:23:29Charles Withers
00:23:30on the behalf of
00:23:31Croakington Game Night
00:23:33oh
00:23:33schon wieder spiel
00:23:35men do not need
00:23:37games to drink
00:23:38only boys do
00:23:39nein
00:23:40it's my turn to pick
00:23:42ah
00:23:43Charles
00:23:44she's our guest of honor
00:23:46she gets to pick
00:23:47fuck it
00:23:49pick a game
00:23:50I like Monopoly
00:23:53no Charlotte
00:23:55not
00:23:56that kind of game
00:23:58this is
00:23:59very serious work
00:24:00Charles
00:24:00passed down
00:24:02by our Greek forefathers
00:24:03for generations
00:24:04gentlemen
00:24:05lady
00:24:08thank you
00:24:09this
00:24:09is
00:24:11King's Cup
00:24:11let's go
00:24:18boys
00:24:18what
00:24:22what the fuck bro
00:24:24bro you always pull the jacket
00:24:25you make these shittiest rules
00:24:27what can I say
00:24:28the King's Cup gods
00:24:29they
00:24:29they favor me
00:24:30and the new rule
00:24:32sudden death pong
00:24:34whoever sinks it
00:24:36is to kiss Charles
00:24:37as rule maker
00:24:39I will go first
00:24:39okay relax
00:24:40big guy
00:24:41she's not a piece of meat
00:24:42nobody touches her
00:24:43excuse me
00:24:44you are not the boss of me
00:24:45I defend my own honor
00:24:48thank you
00:24:48how about this
00:24:50if I sink it
00:24:52I don't have to kiss any of you
00:24:54hmm
00:24:56you know what
00:24:57fair is fair
00:24:59rack'em princess
00:25:00that's a damn shame
00:25:12you ready to fall in love
00:25:15gorgeous
00:25:15chase
00:25:34you're up
00:25:37pass
00:25:39what are you chicken
00:25:41am I interrupting?
00:26:10not at all
00:26:12my turn
00:26:27four
00:26:32whores
00:26:34drink up Charlotte
00:26:36darren I wanted to
00:26:48oh my god
00:26:48I'm so sorry
00:26:49I'm just
00:26:50okay
00:26:51alright
00:26:52okay I'm sorry
00:26:53uh did you still
00:27:06want to do dinner
00:27:07darren I never
00:27:14would have
00:27:15I didn't know
00:27:16you had someone over
00:27:17uh yeah
00:27:19yeah that's
00:27:20Val
00:27:20she's in my
00:27:22Cal class
00:27:23and I've been kinda
00:27:23flirting for a couple
00:27:25months now
00:27:25finally got the courage
00:27:27to ask her out
00:27:28and
00:27:29yeah
00:27:30she seems really sweet
00:27:32she is
00:27:33she is
00:27:34but
00:27:35now she thinks maybe
00:27:36you are coming in
00:27:37because
00:27:38you and I
00:27:39are
00:27:39what
00:27:41no
00:27:42she has to
00:27:43understand
00:27:43I
00:27:43I can't tell her
00:27:44you're living here
00:27:45it's fine
00:27:47what are you working on
00:27:48it's
00:27:50it's for boys in the buff
00:27:51I'm playing
00:27:51with the menu
00:27:52wait
00:27:53let's
00:27:55go back
00:27:56how can I fix this
00:27:58I know you didn't mean it
00:28:01it's fine
00:28:02really
00:28:03uh
00:28:15hi
00:28:15hi
00:28:17so
00:28:19you wanna talk about
00:28:21the other night
00:28:22or
00:28:23what's there to talk about
00:28:24maybe
00:28:26how
00:28:27we almost kissed
00:28:28and you've been avoiding me
00:28:29ever since
00:28:29I haven't been avoiding you
00:28:31I've been
00:28:31busy
00:28:32right
00:28:33making the world's saddest sandwiches
00:28:35what's wrong with ham and cheese
00:28:36what did you learn to cook anyway
00:28:47my mom
00:28:48she was one of the best chefs in the country
00:28:53actually
00:28:54so she taught you
00:28:57um
00:28:57not exactly
00:28:59she died when I was young
00:29:02but I watched every video
00:29:04she was ever in
00:29:05and she had this
00:29:06notebook
00:29:07full of
00:29:08recipes
00:29:09and
00:29:09notes
00:29:10sorry Charlotte
00:29:12Jesus
00:29:13uh
00:29:15how are you
00:29:16you know
00:29:17you're always so
00:29:18happy
00:29:20um
00:29:21better to be happy
00:29:22than miserable
00:29:23right
00:29:24what about you
00:29:28what about you
00:29:28what about you
00:29:29what about you
00:29:30is there a reason you walk around
00:29:31with a permanent scout
00:29:32it's
00:29:34you know
00:29:34family stuff
00:29:35not like you though
00:29:38I mean
00:29:39shit
00:29:40that came out wrong
00:29:41I'm sorry
00:29:42your dad's
00:29:43your dad's Dean Tucker
00:29:44right
00:29:45it can't be easy
00:29:47yeah he thinks any career that's not academia is pointless
00:29:50all careers are important
00:29:52not to him
00:29:53he hates that I'm in a frat
00:29:55leading a frat
00:29:56how about your mom
00:29:58she left us a long time ago
00:30:00but whatever
00:30:01I mean if you love to cook so much
00:30:04why not just follow in your mom's footsteps
00:30:05I tried
00:30:08she was in that RCA program I told you about
00:30:11but I obviously didn't get in
00:30:14so
00:30:15so you're giving up
00:30:16I'm not good enough
00:30:19okay
00:30:21let's just leave it at that
00:30:28okay so I made you these talking points
00:30:35these are the projections for the boys in the bus
00:30:37I've handled the pits before
00:30:38yeah but this is Whole Foods
00:30:39this could level up our whole event
00:30:41I know that
00:30:41I got it
00:30:43yes Chase is very much interested
00:30:50well I yes I know this is a massive opportunity
00:30:53not only for him
00:30:54but for our school as a whole
00:30:56I could not agree more
00:30:58well I have taken it upon myself
00:31:01to make the decision for him
00:31:03I see
00:31:04believe me Chase
00:31:05is not going to bite the hand that feeds him
00:31:07very glad to hear that
00:31:08yes
00:31:09very glad to hear that
00:31:09yes we'll speak soon
00:31:10thank you
00:31:11thank you
00:31:12Cassandra?
00:31:18yes Dean Tucker?
00:31:20please pull up all of Chase's banking statements
00:31:23will do
00:31:23so I want to start off with squash blossoms
00:31:27candied bacon
00:31:28maybe oysters
00:31:29for cocktail hour
00:31:30moving on
00:31:31cucumber soup is very in
00:31:33and a classic french onion
00:31:35for mains we do monkfish
00:31:37roasted quail
00:31:38or duck
00:31:39hmm
00:31:40what about vegetables?
00:31:44I'm so proud of you
00:31:45for asking
00:31:46I'm still toying with ideas
00:31:49hey
00:31:50how'd it go?
00:31:52not good
00:31:53we took the meeting
00:31:54because of my last name
00:31:55but he was on his phone
00:31:56the entire time
00:31:56we'll have to find another sponsor
00:31:58fucking hell
00:31:59hey
00:32:00I did what I could to help
00:32:02what are you doing?
00:32:03playing chef?
00:32:04not playing anything
00:32:06I'm trying to salvage
00:32:08our philanthropy
00:32:08you'd think
00:32:10our president
00:32:11would be trying to do the same
00:32:12you got something to say?
00:32:13obviously
00:32:14so say it
00:32:15okay
00:32:17come on
00:32:18forget the meeting
00:32:20you'll get him next time
00:32:21let's go out
00:32:24let's go out
00:32:24I think we could all blow off some steam
00:32:26what do you think?
00:32:31alright
00:32:32good idea
00:32:33what are you drinking?
00:32:48uh
00:32:48daiquiri sounds good
00:32:50yeah
00:32:51we had eight beers
00:32:53and eight shots of tequila
00:32:54you got it
00:32:55you are such a stereotype
00:32:56you can get stuff
00:32:58that tastes good
00:32:59yeah
00:33:00I'm not here
00:33:00because I want it to taste good
00:33:01here to get drunk
00:33:02you are just a fun sucker
00:33:04you just called me a fun sucker?
00:33:07I did
00:33:07you don't know fun
00:33:09and you do, huh?
00:33:11tell me sunshine
00:33:12what do you do for fun?
00:33:15there's that blush again
00:33:17what kind of fun are you thinking about, huh?
00:33:21hey, who's ready for a game of darts, huh?
00:33:23oh my god
00:33:25yeah
00:33:25oh
00:33:27alright, alright, alright
00:33:29alright
00:33:30come on, next up
00:33:31it's my turn
00:33:32let's go, sweet cheeks
00:33:33this should be good
00:33:35I'm terrified
00:33:36can't wait for this
00:33:37okay
00:33:37any day now
00:33:38stop
00:33:39oh
00:33:41oh
00:33:42oh
00:33:42oh
00:33:43oh
00:33:43alright
00:33:44dinner is locked
00:33:46show off
00:33:53fuck you guys
00:33:53next round
00:33:54on me
00:33:55hey
00:33:55to Charles
00:33:57to Charles
00:33:58hello
00:34:02could I have
00:34:04eight shots
00:34:04of tequila
00:34:05please
00:34:06and put it on
00:34:07withers
00:34:07thank you
00:34:09how's it going?
00:34:18good
00:34:18I'm Wolf
00:34:21you, uh
00:34:23you around here?
00:34:24no
00:34:25just not really a bar girl
00:34:26not really a bar girl?
00:34:29what kind of girl are you?
00:34:31uh
00:34:31in this moment?
00:34:32yes
00:34:32a very tipsy one
00:34:34very tipsy one
00:34:35wow
00:34:36wow
00:34:36thank you
00:34:38let me help you
00:34:39with those then
00:34:39okay
00:34:40are you sure?
00:34:41I insist
00:34:42okay
00:34:44thank you very much
00:34:46you're very welcome
00:34:47alrighty
00:34:48let's go
00:34:49where did you come from?
00:34:52I'm serious
00:34:52what fucking planet
00:34:53are you from?
00:34:54guys
00:34:54this is Wolf
00:34:55get the fuck away from me
00:34:57Chase
00:34:58what the hell?
00:34:59what is your problem?
00:35:00yeah
00:35:00chill out man
00:35:01run away little dog
00:35:03nice accent
00:35:05let's go fuck off
00:35:06back to the fatherland
00:35:07okay
00:35:08which drinks did he touch
00:35:09huh?
00:35:09okay
00:35:09I don't know
00:35:10what is going on?
00:35:11don't you dare come meet her again
00:35:12what are you her keeper?
00:35:13Chase
00:35:14what is your problem?
00:35:15stay out of this Charlotte
00:35:16no
00:35:16you are not the boss of me
00:35:17or anyone here for that matter
00:35:19no
00:35:22Charlotte
00:35:23is Raven here
00:35:26or things not so sweet
00:35:28with your sweetheart anymore
00:35:30need her alone too
00:35:31the men of SIGCHI
00:35:32will gladly take her off your hands
00:35:34if you'll trade her out
00:35:35talk to either of them again
00:35:36I swear to god
00:35:37you'll regret it
00:35:38we'll see
00:35:39oh come on baby
00:35:42come on baby
00:35:44you know what I want
00:35:45oh
00:35:45Darren please tell me
00:35:51you brought the Advil
00:35:52uh it's Chase
00:35:53I just wanted to check up on you
00:35:54but if you want Darren
00:35:55I could go get him
00:35:57uh no
00:35:58thank you
00:36:00I think I'm officially
00:36:04a one glass of wine at dinner
00:36:05kind of girl
00:36:06not shots
00:36:08yeah
00:36:09um
00:36:10I'm sorry I yelled at you
00:36:11before
00:36:12yeah what was that
00:36:15Wolf and the SIGCHI guys
00:36:16have a reputation
00:36:17of spiking drain
00:36:18oh my god
00:36:20seriously
00:36:20yeah
00:36:21they're not good guys
00:36:22the school just lets them
00:36:24get away with it
00:36:24they have some of the biggest
00:36:25donors on campus
00:36:26I mean the
00:36:27Ballard Business School
00:36:28is literally named
00:36:29after Wolf's family
00:36:30oh that is so messed up
00:36:32oh my god
00:36:35hey
00:36:35hey you're
00:36:36you're okay
00:36:36all right
00:36:49got to look at me
00:36:51just a little puke
00:36:53Evan said the best of us
00:36:54it's so embarrassing
00:36:55I'd be embarrassed
00:36:57here
00:36:58you take care of everyone else here
00:37:00so
00:37:01time that someone returns a favor
00:37:03thank you
00:37:15for
00:37:16everything
00:37:18somebody there
00:37:20yes it is
00:37:24I have to go
00:37:26boys food's ready
00:37:42yeah
00:37:44okay quiet
00:37:45breakfast
00:37:46yes
00:37:47quiet
00:37:49I'm over are we
00:37:50a little
00:37:51you'll get used to it
00:37:53so
00:37:55I met the owner of the bar last night
00:37:57we totally hit it off
00:37:59whoa seriously
00:37:59you were hammered
00:38:00he was hitting on you
00:38:01no not like that
00:38:02okay
00:38:02he wants to sponsor you guys
00:38:05he's donating
00:38:06five thousand dollars
00:38:08is that okay
00:38:14I was just trying to help
00:38:16but if you don't think
00:38:16it's a good idea
00:38:17no it is
00:38:18I just
00:38:18kind of stole my thunder
00:38:20I got us a sponsor
00:38:22who's going to donate
00:38:23ten thousand
00:38:23what
00:38:25that's incredible
00:38:28I thought I knew you could do it
00:38:30oh yeah
00:38:31chase
00:38:38wait up
00:38:38nope
00:38:39I want to talk to you
00:38:40about the deal you made
00:38:41oh it's great right
00:38:42I'll send you all the info tonight
00:38:43no
00:38:44I'm the treasurer
00:38:46why would you sign anything
00:38:47without talking to me first
00:38:48and I'm president
00:38:49look
00:38:50we needed a sponsor
00:38:51I found one
00:38:51what's the big deal
00:38:52you'll still be the point
00:38:53for future contracts
00:38:54so president means
00:38:55you get to do
00:38:56whatever you want to
00:38:57without consulting anybody
00:38:58you get to make your own rules
00:39:00but you don't have to
00:39:00follow any of them
00:39:01what are you talking about
00:39:02don't play dumb
00:39:03Charlotte
00:39:04you said she was off limits
00:39:06right
00:39:06that's your rule
00:39:07now you're flirting with her
00:39:09I mean you're practically
00:39:10fucking drooling over her
00:39:11if she's fair game
00:39:13I deserve a shot
00:39:14I like
00:39:14she's not fair game
00:39:15Everett
00:39:16she's not game at all
00:39:17why don't you leave her
00:39:18out of your quest
00:39:18to fuck every girl
00:39:19on campus
00:39:19yeah
00:39:20big guy
00:39:21it's open
00:39:30is it safe
00:39:35yes you dork
00:39:36come in
00:39:37so
00:39:43how are things going with Val
00:39:46uh
00:39:48yeah they're not
00:39:50um
00:39:51I haven't asked her out again
00:39:52I don't want to
00:39:54make her uncomfortable
00:39:55I promise
00:39:56you are not the kind of guy
00:39:57that makes a girl uncomfortable
00:39:58you really like her
00:40:02don't you
00:40:02she's so smart
00:40:08and really ambitious
00:40:11you know
00:40:12and she's so creative
00:40:13she made this Galadriel costume
00:40:15for comic con
00:40:15and
00:40:16she's amazing
00:40:18oh my god
00:40:21D
00:40:21if you really like her this much
00:40:24you can't just
00:40:24let her go
00:40:25you have to ask her out again
00:40:28I have an idea
00:40:32you're inviting her to
00:40:36boys in the buff
00:40:37let me help
00:40:39ever been to a frat party
00:40:50we don't need frittatas
00:40:51maybe you do
00:40:52maybe less people would
00:40:54throw up in your lawn
00:40:55if they had something in their stomach
00:40:56besides alcohol
00:40:57besides this will be good
00:40:59for boys in the buff
00:41:00yeah I don't really think
00:41:01stale beer
00:41:02pairs well with
00:41:03salmon biscuit
00:41:04well then
00:41:05splurge on better beer
00:41:06you just laughed at my actual joke
00:41:10not because it was funny
00:41:11it's just very you
00:41:13you might not want to admit it
00:41:16Chase Tucker
00:41:17but you like me
00:41:18okay
00:41:19liking
00:41:20and not hating
00:41:22two very different things
00:41:24oh god
00:41:26Chase
00:41:31what are you
00:41:33what the hell is going on here
00:41:36Chase
00:41:39care to explain
00:41:40why you're cozying up
00:41:41to the girl you called
00:41:42cheerleader on steroids
00:41:43Raven don't
00:41:44the girl you said
00:41:45was ruining the frat
00:41:46you have no idea
00:41:47what you're talking about
00:41:48this is none of your business
00:41:49I don't think so
00:41:50this became house business
00:41:51the second you told everyone
00:41:53that she's off limits
00:41:54you said that
00:41:56I just didn't want you
00:41:57to come in between the brothers
00:41:58I didn't want there to be any fighting
00:41:59not that she's anything
00:42:00worth fighting over
00:42:02I'm not your property
00:42:05that you can make decisions for
00:42:07what is your problem
00:42:12I don't like to share
00:42:14bites like these and many others
00:42:33will be served next weekend
00:42:34at Boys in the Buff dinner
00:42:36buy your tickets at the front
00:42:37I don't like to share
00:42:38uh naked guys
00:42:40crab cakes
00:42:41what more could you ask for
00:42:43hey can I talk to you for a second
00:42:49yeah sure
00:42:51so
00:42:58how are you feeling
00:43:00I don't know
00:43:03I guess
00:43:04weirdly violated
00:43:07look
00:43:09I don't want to defend the guy
00:43:10but
00:43:11makes sense
00:43:12I mean
00:43:14this is a frat house
00:43:15I mean
00:43:17we're all a bunch of dogs
00:43:18and you
00:43:18you are
00:43:21the most beautiful girl
00:43:24any of us have ever seen
00:43:25in our lives
00:43:26come on Everett
00:43:28I'm serious
00:43:29so am I
00:43:31I
00:43:34I mean
00:43:35if Chase hadn't been so adamant
00:43:37I
00:43:37I would have told you sooner
00:43:40I just
00:43:42what you
00:43:43no
00:43:45we're friends
00:43:46yeah of course we are
00:43:47but
00:43:48obviously I like you
00:43:50a lot
00:43:52yo
00:43:56we need more punch
00:43:57oh
00:43:58shit
00:43:59um
00:43:59I have to go refill the punch
00:44:01um
00:44:01let's talk later
00:44:02yeah
00:44:03yeah
00:44:04of course
00:44:04I don't want your persona
00:44:09I just want to be real
00:44:12with you tonight
00:44:13can I have you alone now
00:44:15there you are
00:44:16look
00:44:16I need to talk to you
00:44:17alright
00:44:17I want to explain
00:44:18explain how you weirdly
00:44:19tried to control
00:44:20who I see
00:44:20go ahead
00:44:22explain to me
00:44:23how it's any of your business
00:44:24who I hook up with
00:44:26that's my decision Chase
00:44:27so you want to then
00:44:29you want to hook up
00:44:29with someone in the house
00:44:30that's not the point
00:44:32I know you don't like me
00:44:35that you think
00:44:36I'm a danger
00:44:37to your precious
00:44:38brotherhood
00:44:38I just don't understand
00:44:40why
00:44:40what did I do to you
00:44:44what did you do to me
00:44:45you drove me fucking crazy
00:44:47well right back at you
00:44:48look
00:44:49hey
00:44:49come on
00:44:50I do like you
00:44:51okay
00:44:52it
00:44:53it's killing me
00:44:54how much I like you
00:44:55how much I want you
00:44:57you want me
00:45:00more than anything
00:45:01what about the rule
00:45:29fuck the rules
00:45:31fuck the rules
00:45:31fuck the rules
00:45:34where are we going
00:45:39I thought I wasn't
00:45:41supposed to go to your room
00:45:42if I knew it was good for me
00:45:43where did I tell you about the rules
00:45:45you fucking kidding me
00:45:54I knew it
00:45:57damn it
00:45:58now I lost
00:45:5820 bucks
00:45:59what
00:46:00you guys bet on us
00:46:01you got the vibes
00:46:02between you two
00:46:03I just didn't think
00:46:03you had the balls
00:46:04to do anything
00:46:04it isn't funny
00:46:05they broke the rules
00:46:06they gotta go
00:46:07what I have to leave
00:46:09no no
00:46:09you're not going anywhere
00:46:10so what
00:46:10your own rules
00:46:11don't apply to you
00:46:12fucking hypocrite
00:46:14all right
00:46:15Ev ease up
00:46:15it's not like we actually
00:46:16want Charlotte or Chase to go
00:46:17I'm sorry
00:46:19it just happened
00:46:20get off me
00:46:21house meeting
00:46:23first thing tomorrow
00:46:24so
00:46:36as you guys
00:46:38know
00:46:39last night
00:46:41Chase and I
00:46:41won me
00:46:42$20
00:46:42thank you Prez
00:46:44kissed
00:46:46right
00:46:47so
00:46:47are you guys together now
00:46:48all right
00:46:49come on
00:46:49can we not do this
00:46:50what do you intend
00:46:50with Charlotte
00:46:51I don't know
00:46:52you should know
00:46:53is this just
00:46:54casual
00:46:55I feel like she deserves
00:46:56a no up front
00:46:57guys
00:46:57we're just
00:46:58getting to know each other
00:46:59as more than housemates
00:47:01let's all
00:47:02take a breath
00:47:03and
00:47:05what if he breaks your heart
00:47:06and
00:47:07what if I break his
00:47:08we're taking it one day
00:47:11at a time
00:47:12okay
00:47:12seriously
00:47:16that's it
00:47:18this is ridiculous
00:47:20Chase broke the rule
00:47:22that he made
00:47:23he needs to be held
00:47:24accountable
00:47:24guys come on
00:47:27fuck this shit
00:47:32come in
00:47:39about earlier
00:47:45that was
00:47:47intense
00:47:48yeah
00:47:49maybe you were right
00:47:52in the first place
00:47:53I don't want to cause a fight
00:47:55he'll be fine
00:47:56is that normal for him
00:47:58when he doesn't get his way
00:48:00look
00:48:01I don't want to talk about him
00:48:02I want to talk about us
00:48:07yeah
00:48:08or rather
00:48:10not talk
00:48:12I think
00:48:24what are you thinking
00:48:26never mind
00:48:30are you kidding
00:48:43I'll be right there
00:48:45seriously
00:48:46maybe we should get to know each other
00:48:50away from six other guys
00:48:52what like a date
00:48:55yeah
00:48:56like a date
00:48:57okay
00:48:59like a date
00:49:01yeah
00:49:03okay
00:49:13this is dumb
00:49:14I shouldn't have brought you somewhere
00:49:15with bowling alley nachos
00:49:16let's go
00:49:16it's okay
00:49:17don't overthink it
00:49:19I don't normally
00:49:21so we're trying to get to know each other
00:49:25right
00:49:25ask me anything
00:49:27okay
00:49:29um
00:49:30where are you from
00:49:31not too far
00:49:32I grew up in central california
00:49:34with my dad
00:49:35are you guys close
00:49:37kind of
00:49:38he's been really struggling
00:49:39since my mom died
00:49:40if I'm honest
00:49:42never felt like there was enough room for
00:49:44me to also be sad
00:49:46I'm sorry charlotte
00:49:49what about your dad
00:49:52did you tell him you got the sponsorship
00:49:54I want him to see it at the event
00:49:56I don't know
00:49:59maybe if he sees it all together
00:50:00then he'll get it
00:50:02well even if he doesn't
00:50:04you did an incredible job
00:50:07you know that right
00:50:10and it's okay
00:50:12to disappoint your parents sometimes
00:50:14it's your life
00:50:17and you get to follow your passion
00:50:19did I cross a line
00:50:25I like talking to you
00:50:28I want to impress you
00:50:30and this
00:50:31isn't very impressive
00:50:32you're kidding
00:50:35right
00:50:36Chase do you realize how intimidating you are
00:50:39to you
00:50:40the young julia child
00:50:42how do you know about julia child
00:50:45I might have googled some
00:50:47important culinary figures
00:50:49I just didn't think you'd want to hear about me
00:50:52only being into Guy Fieri
00:50:53and his cars
00:50:55I watched Triple D all the time
00:50:58did you know
00:51:00he was a major donor
00:51:01to restaurant staff during lockdown
00:51:03and I love his 1968 Camaro
00:51:06well in that case
00:51:10what do you say we go back to the house
00:51:12put some on in the background
00:51:14I'm ready to have us
00:51:27I'm four
00:51:28oh
00:51:28there are some things
00:51:32I wish I never saw
00:51:33get out of here
00:51:34but it's four night time
00:51:35Charlotte you promised
00:51:36please
00:51:40you weren't kidding about no privacy huh
00:51:42okay
00:51:46I'm coming
00:51:47let's go
00:51:50oh my god
00:51:52okay
00:51:54fine
00:51:56well well
00:52:07hello boys
00:52:09what's all this
00:52:11promotion
00:52:12I'm gonna set up on the quad
00:52:14get the word out about that fundraiser
00:52:16for our philanthropy
00:52:16oh yes
00:52:18naked dinner
00:52:19it's not
00:52:20we have these like
00:52:21underwear
00:52:22like briefs
00:52:23and aprons
00:52:23you know
00:52:24bow ties
00:52:25yeah
00:52:25yeah
00:52:26classy event
00:52:27do you know how this is going to look
00:52:30chase
00:52:30it's gonna look like we're raising money
00:52:32for kids without lunches
00:52:33it's gonna look like we're helping
00:52:34this is not
00:52:35helping
00:52:36you're just making a fool
00:52:38out of yourself
00:52:38and who's paying for this event
00:52:42we have sponsors
00:52:43it's legit
00:52:44dean tucker
00:52:45if I may
00:52:46it's actually a great idea
00:52:48it's huge in europe
00:52:50for events
00:52:51although they tend to have a more
00:52:53open acceptance than most men
00:52:55here
00:52:55yeah this is true
00:52:57in germany
00:52:58if we have no fear of penises
00:52:59we love some
00:53:00just wait
00:53:03it's gonna
00:53:03charlotte tell me
00:53:04and who exactly
00:53:06are you
00:53:07this is charlotte
00:53:09she's a
00:53:10friend
00:53:11a friend
00:53:12are you in some
00:53:15sorority as well
00:53:16she's the chef
00:53:17she'll be cooking everything
00:53:18for our event
00:53:19oh
00:53:20chef
00:53:22what happened to
00:53:24charles
00:53:25something or other
00:53:26that new boy
00:53:27he's at class
00:53:28he'll be back later
00:53:29oh
00:53:29what's he studying
00:53:31english
00:53:32well at least one of you
00:53:34has some decency
00:53:36well i best be going
00:53:38you enjoy yourself
00:53:41while you can
00:53:41chase
00:53:42goodbye son
00:53:44alright let's get these
00:53:47poses on the club
00:53:48we need to talk
00:53:51we're kind of in the middle
00:53:53of something here
00:53:54i've had some time
00:54:03to think about it
00:54:04and
00:54:04i trust that we both
00:54:05enjoy what we've got
00:54:06going on here
00:54:07so
00:54:08i don't care if you
00:54:09see other people
00:54:10i just
00:54:11not her
00:54:14it's not really your call
00:54:17you're not my girlfriend
00:54:18you can't make those
00:54:19kind of demands on my
00:54:20maybe i wasn't clear enough
00:54:22it's her
00:54:23or me
00:54:25seriously
00:54:29i think
00:54:31maybe this thing
00:54:33between us has run
00:54:34its course
00:54:34okay things are
00:54:36complicated now
00:54:37i need to focus
00:54:38on the house
00:54:38you think you can
00:54:40just get rid of me
00:54:41i'm still sweetheart
00:54:43i'm not leaving
00:54:44my boys behind
00:54:45i'm not asking you to
00:54:46i just think that
00:54:47you and i are
00:54:48we're still your
00:54:49sister house
00:54:50that is unless you
00:54:51want to lose all
00:54:51future parties and
00:54:52functions with us too
00:54:53we don't
00:54:54everything
00:54:55besides us
00:54:57stays the same
00:54:58well
00:55:00in that case
00:55:02why don't i give you a
00:55:04hand
00:55:04no
00:55:05you do not need to
00:55:06i insist
00:55:06i'm sorry about them
00:55:20oh thank you so much
00:55:34appreciate it
00:55:36um we're hosting this
00:55:38event
00:55:39it's called boys in the
00:55:40buff you should come
00:55:41hi come to boys in the
00:55:45buff on february 5th
00:55:47here you go beautiful
00:56:00hey what did i tell you
00:56:02what did i tell you about
00:56:02talking to her
00:56:02so protective
00:56:04how does that make you
00:56:06feel raven
00:56:06you're ready to come to
00:56:08us yet
00:56:08i'd never step foot in
00:56:11your disgusting frat
00:56:12oh
00:56:13okay so we're listening
00:56:14to rumors now
00:56:15speaking of
00:56:17i heard one that
00:56:18there's a girl
00:56:19living in theta
00:56:20row
00:56:21doesn't that go against
00:56:22pan hellenic rules
00:56:23you don't know what
00:56:25you're talking about
00:56:25then why has charlotte
00:56:27been seen leaving the
00:56:28frat every morning
00:56:29you need to leave wolf
00:56:30do you jump back to bed
00:56:33or are you someone's
00:56:34kept little house
00:56:35slut
00:56:36don't you ever speak to
00:56:43her like that
00:56:43what the fuck
00:56:44so much for no drama
00:56:46you're gonna regret that
00:56:49you're fucking right
00:56:50so you'll defend her
00:56:54honor but not mine
00:56:55come on raven
00:56:57you know we love you
00:56:57not as much as your
00:56:59new plaything
00:56:59little miss sunshine here
00:57:01turned all of you
00:57:02against me
00:57:03i didn't do anything
00:57:04hey i thought we
00:57:05agreed to keep things
00:57:06civil raven
00:57:06but you know what
00:57:07if you're gonna go
00:57:08that route
00:57:08maybe we do need
00:57:09another sister sorority
00:57:10what the fuck
00:57:13chase
00:57:13not your decision
00:57:15we vote on shit
00:57:16like that
00:57:17i deserve better
00:57:19than this
00:57:19enjoy my sloppy
00:57:23seconds
00:57:24thank you
00:57:43for sticking up
00:57:44for me
00:57:44but violence is never
00:57:47the answer
00:57:48chase i don't want
00:57:50you getting in trouble
00:57:50or ruining relationships
00:57:52for me
00:57:52stop
00:57:53we're not gonna let
00:57:54raven or that idiot
00:57:55ruin this
00:57:55you're good for the
00:57:57frat
00:57:57for the boys
00:57:58but am i any good
00:58:01for you
00:58:01are you any good
00:58:04for me charlotte
00:58:04i
00:58:05no one has ever
00:58:07believed in me
00:58:07like you do
00:58:08no one has ever
00:58:09stood up to me
00:58:10the way that you do
00:58:11or made me laugh
00:58:13the way that you do
00:58:14or
00:58:14made you nicer
00:58:16god what i do
00:58:28for you alone
00:58:28right now
00:58:29shit
00:58:34what what is it
00:58:37that's my old roommate
00:58:39cassie and the rca
00:58:40admissions advisor
00:58:40hold on i don't want
00:58:41them to see me
00:58:42why not
00:58:43because i'm embarrassed
00:58:45okay that was my mom's
00:58:46old advisor too
00:58:47i was supposed to be
00:58:50an easy acceptance
00:58:50and i
00:58:51i wasn't
00:58:52i wasn't good enough
00:58:54maybe now's your time
00:58:55i mean i'm sure it
00:58:56could have been that
00:58:56bad sunshine
00:58:56don't pressure me chase
00:58:58i'm going home
00:58:59come in
00:59:12hey
00:59:15i saw your runoff
00:59:16but chase wouldn't
00:59:17explain
00:59:18you okay
00:59:19it's not important
00:59:20do i need to beat him
00:59:21up for you
00:59:22i was actually
00:59:24going to come find you
00:59:25so this is what i've
00:59:33been working on
00:59:34for val
00:59:35the one ring
00:59:40so the donut
00:59:43is chocolate plated
00:59:45in edible gold
00:59:46and you can bring it
00:59:48to her
00:59:48during dessert
00:59:49this is amazing
00:59:52charles
00:59:52are you sure you'll
00:59:53have time for this
00:59:54i told you i'd fix it
00:59:56you need a big romantic
00:59:59gesture to win your dream
01:00:00girl back
01:00:01you're the best
01:00:03i'm so glad you moved in
01:00:06though
01:00:09is it weird to give her the ring
01:00:11that's the symbolization of evil
01:00:12don't stop
01:00:13okay so i just have to pick up a few remaining things at the store and then we're all set for the party
01:00:20no no no send me a list
01:00:22i got it
01:00:22seriously
01:00:24that would be a huge help
01:00:27um let me get you some cash
01:00:29don't worry about it chase covers stuff for the house like this all the time
01:00:32plus ev and i have access to his card
01:00:34oh my god i'm so sorry i didn't realize someone was in here
01:00:51hand me that towel
01:00:52here
01:00:56i didn't see anything
01:00:59well
01:01:00i did
01:01:01but not for very long
01:01:03oh i don't mind
01:01:05in fact i want you to see
01:01:09i'm still mad at you you know
01:01:21what can i do to earn your forgiveness
01:01:24we could okay
01:01:25maybe
01:01:27say you're sorry
01:01:29what if i show you instead
01:01:33take a shower with me
01:01:45i would give up all my money
01:01:49i would trade all of my gold
01:01:53a reminder
01:01:59dinner is seven courses
01:02:00every second counts
01:02:02yes chef
01:02:03we are going to have to work together as one machine
01:02:06um chef
01:02:08i may have
01:02:10lost the uniforms
01:02:12they are freshly laundered and laid out in each one of your rooms
01:02:17chase
01:02:18mcgill
01:02:20austin
01:02:20darren
01:02:21you'll arrange tables out back
01:02:23tristan and vincent
01:02:25you'll follow with decor
01:02:26remember that it's
01:02:28fish fork dinner fork
01:02:29salad fork on the left
01:02:30excellent
01:02:31everett you are in the kitchen with me for prep
01:02:34family dinner is 30 minutes before guests arrive
01:02:37ready
01:02:40yes chef
01:02:41yes chef
01:02:43let's do this
01:02:46take your shit
01:02:51okay
01:02:52oh nein
01:02:54you're giving me a headache for that shit please oh speaking of loud by the sounds of last night you and charlotte you're good again oh jesus austin that's basically our sister dude yeah no comment there either i'm just saying i'm all for it
01:03:08i'm just saying i'm all for it you are a lot easier to be around these days i wasn't that bad you were so uh she your girlfriend yet right like i tell any of you idiots before talking to her come on bro just admit you really like her
01:03:15fine
01:03:35fine
01:03:38yeah i like her happy
01:03:40whatever shut up come on let's keep this going all right boys
01:03:46uh good and then we'll cover them with water so they don't brown got it
01:03:54can we talk you've been really short with me since the frat party yeah
01:04:01i i told you i did a thing for you and you blew me off and ran a chase so
01:04:10and what did you expect
01:04:12everett i'm so sorry i made you feel that way i just if i'm being honest i didn't think you
01:04:23were being serious that's bullshit you know girls always say they want honesty and then
01:04:31the second a guy finally gives it to them they fuck off girls do want honest and nice guys
01:04:36i like you everett as a brother as family family jesus charlotte
01:04:45go ev let's get changed
01:04:47wait ev
01:04:51are we okay
01:04:54sure
01:04:56enjoy it
01:05:03hey thanks for coming
01:05:05seriously
01:05:06thank you sir
01:05:07have some more drips
01:05:08thanks for coming
01:05:12jesus christ
01:05:14before you pass your final judgment you should take a look at everything
01:05:17i don't really think you want to know the entirety of my judgment
01:05:21this is something only a child would do
01:05:24a child
01:05:25we had a goal and we're exceeding it
01:05:27i'm proud of what we're doing
01:05:28you should be ashamed
01:05:30do you know what you're giving up
01:05:33not only your own future but the future of our family
01:05:36you know what i knew you were never going to give it a shot
01:05:38never mind the incredible food or the donors
01:05:41oh the donors oh so you're paying for this with donor money
01:05:44yeah
01:05:45well then why did i just get a notification for a six hundred dollar charge from a specialty grocery store
01:05:52what
01:05:53i didn't buy anything
01:05:55then you're very careless and you let someone else use it
01:05:58i am tired of funding this frivolity
01:06:01no from this moment on you're cut off
01:06:03no
01:06:04no you can't do that okay
01:06:05i will pay you back
01:06:07with what money
01:06:09my own
01:06:10no
01:06:11i will give you one week to turn this over to someone else
01:06:14i don't care who it is
01:06:15and then
01:06:17you will accept oxford's offer
01:06:19if not
01:06:21well then
01:06:22good luck with your business ventures
01:06:25hey
01:06:31have you seen darren
01:06:32are you good
01:06:37what's wrong
01:06:37have you guys been using my card recently
01:06:39uh yeah i used yesterday to pick up some stuff that charlotte needed for the party
01:06:43i have the receipts
01:06:45fuck
01:06:46was i not supposed to
01:06:48you said to use it for anything house related
01:06:50okay look i
01:06:52i didn't want to tell anyone this
01:06:54but my dad wants me to leave the frat
01:06:57he knows that money's the only control he has over me
01:07:00and that card that you guys used
01:07:01is linked to my inheritance
01:07:03you guys used it
01:07:04he got notified
01:07:05he found the perfect excuse
01:07:06to cut me off
01:07:08fuck
01:07:09fucking hell
01:07:09why didn't you tell us
01:07:12i was ashamed
01:07:13all right i
01:07:15i thought i could handle it myself
01:07:17but i just
01:07:18we're your brothers chase
01:07:20you should have come to us
01:07:21and we could have
01:07:21it's fine
01:07:22i'll figure it out
01:07:23you have to tell the others
01:07:26no
01:07:26i said
01:07:27it's fine
01:07:28i will figure
01:07:29charlotte just cut herself
01:07:30you need to help her asap
01:07:31hey what's wrong
01:07:36are you hurt
01:07:37i'm fine
01:07:38i told miguel not to come get you
01:07:39these things happen
01:07:40and it can't
01:07:41okay
01:07:41you're such a drama queen
01:07:45you need to be careful
01:07:46what's wrong
01:07:48you're hurt
01:07:50that's not it
01:07:52i just look
01:07:53i got into it with my dad earlier
01:07:54all right
01:07:55i really don't want to talk about it
01:07:57there
01:07:59look
01:08:01i'm here
01:08:03i'm ready
01:08:04thank you
01:08:06oh my god
01:08:13i cannot be sanitary
01:08:15every time
01:08:16get out man
01:08:17i'd love to
01:08:18but i can't find the cash box
01:08:19what
01:08:20what do you mean you can't find it
01:08:22miguel had it at the beginning of the night
01:08:24he gave it to tristan
01:08:25and then he locked it up
01:08:26where'd he lock it up at
01:08:27there's a safe
01:08:28in chase's room
01:08:29think it was your dad
01:08:31no
01:08:32chase maybe now you should tell me
01:08:33look my dad either wants me to drop the frat
01:08:35or he's cutting me off
01:08:36but stealing our philanthropy earnings
01:08:37no
01:08:38no that's not his style
01:08:39wait you can't quit
01:08:40the guys need you
01:08:41i have no choice
01:08:42if he cuts me off
01:08:42i can't afford tuition
01:08:43you're quitting on us
01:08:44i don't know what i'm doing
01:08:45okay just give me a minute
01:08:46god
01:08:46okay okay
01:08:47one thing at a time
01:08:49the cash box
01:08:51who has access
01:08:52it's the three heads of council
01:08:54so it's me
01:08:54it's philanthropy
01:08:55it's
01:08:56it's treasurer
01:08:57you think everett stole it
01:09:01i don't know
01:09:02no
01:09:03there has to be some explanation
01:09:05okay
01:09:05he loves this fraternity just as much as you
01:09:07he wouldn't do this
01:09:08we have to find him
01:09:10and just
01:09:10no worries dt
01:09:11he's right here sir
01:09:12you must
01:09:16is that what are you doing
01:09:17you
01:09:18shh
01:09:18shh
01:09:19we were looking for you
01:09:24ah chase
01:09:27there you are
01:09:28dad
01:09:29what are you still doing here
01:09:30i thought you left
01:09:31charles
01:09:32isn't your new roommate
01:09:34is he son
01:09:35well i mean of course he is
01:09:36what are you talking about
01:09:37well it's been brought to my attention
01:09:39that your new roommate is a girl
01:09:41charlotte withers
01:09:43uh where is she
01:09:45ah
01:09:48so do you mind if i take a look around
01:09:51not at all
01:09:52classy outfit
01:09:54you too dad
01:09:56nice tie
01:09:57boys
01:09:59what's all this
01:10:01huh
01:10:02uh that's uh
01:10:04that that's
01:10:04that's mine
01:10:05you use facial toner
01:10:07yeah
01:10:08yeah
01:10:09yeah i do
01:10:09well just because it's pink
01:10:11that doesn't mean man can use it huh
01:10:12that is not what i was
01:10:13well it sounds like it
01:10:14you know i also use retinol too
01:10:16oh
01:10:16yeah
01:10:17you know maybe
01:10:18just maybe
01:10:19if you use it in your schedule
01:10:21you wouldn't have so many wrinkles yourself
01:10:24i'm just saying tt
01:10:26oh
01:10:30what have we here
01:10:32what is this
01:10:34what are these products
01:10:36uh we frequently have ladies over
01:10:39and we want to make sure that they feel safe and taken care of
01:10:43and they're good for nosebleeds
01:10:44yeah nosebleed
01:10:46huh
01:10:46all right
01:10:48that's enough
01:10:50i'd like you to show me their room
01:10:53you're telling me a boy lives in this room
01:11:04it's made up like a hotel
01:11:05charles is from a military background
01:11:08they're very organized
01:11:09and precise
01:11:10and this romance novel
01:11:16he's an avid reader
01:11:18where is she
01:11:29that belongs to charles
01:11:30okay
01:11:30he's a very
01:11:31very generous lover
01:11:33all right you know most women
01:11:34can't get off without external stimulation
01:11:36please
01:11:37i know a woman lives here
01:11:44in this room
01:11:45i will be reporting this to the pan hellenic council
01:11:49and theta row will be shut down
01:11:51well done
01:11:53mr president
01:11:54so cost is clear
01:12:05someone talked
01:12:12i bet i know who
01:12:14look for anything
01:12:17he's blocking my calls
01:12:18mine too
01:12:19i still don't believe you'd do this
01:12:23come on charlotte
01:12:24open your eyes
01:12:25he's been looking for a fight all semester
01:12:26ever since you moved in
01:12:27this is all my fault
01:12:29no it's not
01:12:30i didn't mean it like that
01:12:31you know it is
01:12:32and it's not just that
01:12:33now the whole frat is going to get shut down because of me
01:12:35this isn't on you
01:12:36we all agreed to have you here
01:12:37uh guys
01:12:38i think you should see this
01:12:40what is it
01:12:41it's a receipt for a deposit into my bank account
01:12:44what the fuck
01:12:45the sender is the fraternity with my signature
01:12:48he's trying to frame me
01:12:49somebody give me something
01:12:54anyone reach him
01:12:55no
01:12:56where could he be
01:12:57doesn't his family live close
01:12:59i can't believe he set me up like this
01:13:01i would never steal from our charity
01:13:03okay calm down
01:13:04nobody thinks this is your fault
01:13:05oh yeah
01:13:06tell that to my father
01:13:06and all the guests we had to send home
01:13:08oh it's an unknown number
01:13:09maybe it's everett
01:13:10i have to quit
01:13:13i mean maybe if i do
01:13:15he'll at least leave you guys alone
01:13:16no we'll figure this out
01:13:18okay just don't quit on us
01:13:19we got you
01:13:19was it everett
01:13:24no
01:13:24it was rca
01:13:26apparently the advisor was here tonight
01:13:29not only that
01:13:30they were so impressed with boys in the buff
01:13:32that they offered me an interview
01:13:33oh shit
01:13:35this is english
01:13:36they said to thank mr tucker
01:13:38for making them see their mistake
01:13:40chase
01:13:41you have something you want to tell me
01:13:43explain yourself
01:13:48look we can't do this right now okay
01:13:50we could lose the house
01:13:51i can get expelled
01:13:52this isn't the time
01:13:52i can't believe you
01:13:53you deliberately went behind my back
01:13:55i told you
01:13:56i wasn't interested in that life
01:13:58why not
01:13:59i don't understand
01:14:01i thought this would make you happy
01:14:02i can't go into the program
01:14:04what are you so afraid of
01:14:05you didn't get in the first time
01:14:06so what
01:14:07now you have a second chance
01:14:08you love to cook
01:14:09you're amazing at it
01:14:11cooking
01:14:12is what keeps me close to my mom
01:14:14what if this ruins that
01:14:19what if i realize
01:14:21that i'm a failure
01:14:23that i'm nothing like her
01:14:25don't be ridiculous
01:14:26just do the damn interview charlotte
01:14:28oh so my fears are ridiculous
01:14:29good good to know
01:14:31i didn't realize you thought so highly of me
01:14:33look i can't do this right now okay
01:14:35i need to find everett
01:14:36fine go
01:14:36we can talk about this later okay
01:14:39go
01:14:39yo evren
01:14:57what the hell man
01:14:58do you know what you've done
01:15:00tried to warn you
01:15:03i told you that i thought you've been careless
01:15:06and running this frat into the ground
01:15:08so you set me up
01:15:09had to do something to get your attention right
01:15:11you never listen
01:15:13to anyone
01:15:14what are you talking about
01:15:15how many times have i come to you with an opportunity
01:15:17and you've never given it a real chance
01:15:18how the hell was i supposed to know when you were serious
01:15:20everything is a game or a joke to you
01:15:22you want to get something done
01:15:23you should have made sure i heard you
01:15:25instead you stabbed me in the back
01:15:27i didn't want to do this chase
01:15:29you didn't leave me a choice
01:15:32croakington needs a new president
01:15:34right let me guess
01:15:35you're just the man for the job huh
01:15:37you care about this frat so much
01:15:39why did you tell my dad about charlotte
01:15:41just because she didn't want to fuck you
01:15:43you go ahead and betray your brothers
01:15:44it's not
01:15:45i didn't rat on charlotte living in the house
01:15:47i would never
01:15:48please don't lie now
01:15:49of course you're the one who told
01:15:51here you go again
01:15:52not listening
01:15:54i just said i didn't do it
01:15:56he's telling the truth
01:15:57it wasn't everett who told dean tucker
01:16:00about your little slut
01:16:01it was you
01:16:03i mean
01:16:04it was actually wolf's idea
01:16:06he wanted to take over the house
01:16:08for an extension for sig kai
01:16:09and make a deal with a dean
01:16:10but
01:16:10i don't think it's fair you boys get to have all the fun
01:16:13i thought you cared about croakington
01:16:14how could you do this
01:16:16to all the guys
01:16:18i didn't do anything
01:16:19you did
01:16:20you chose her
01:16:22over me
01:16:23over your brothers
01:16:23so this is revenge
01:16:25because i broke it off
01:16:26not exactly the sweetheart you thought i was huh
01:16:29you should have known better than to fuck with me chase
01:16:32i hope she's worth it
01:16:48can i beat him up now
01:16:49he meant well
01:17:00but he didn't listen to what i wanted
01:17:03i hear you
01:17:05i hear you
01:17:06and he shouldn't have gone behind your back
01:17:09but i kind of agree with him charles
01:17:14you don't understand
01:17:17you don't understand
01:17:17i can't do it
01:17:19yes you can
01:17:20i've seen you cook
01:17:22i've been fed by your cooking
01:17:24you are incredibly talented
01:17:25it's not that
01:17:27what if i can't take the pressure
01:17:30what if it makes me hate cooking
01:17:34what if i lose the last connection
01:17:37that i have to my mom
01:17:38what if
01:17:42if i'm a disappointment
01:17:44do you really believe that
01:17:51hey
01:17:57you could never
01:17:59be a disappointment
01:18:00you're me
01:18:02and
01:18:05as for your mother
01:18:06i bet
01:18:08she'd never want you to stop chasing your dreams
01:18:10she'd never want you to
01:18:13live in fear
01:18:14this is your life charlotte
01:18:17you have to be the one to live it
01:18:19and your mom
01:18:21will be there
01:18:22with you
01:18:23however
01:18:24and whenever you need her to be
01:18:25thank you
01:18:29i just need a minute
01:18:54yes
01:19:03team tucker
01:19:06i wanted to
01:19:07reintroduce myself
01:19:09ah
01:19:10the chef
01:19:11huh
01:19:11charlotte was it
01:19:13yes
01:19:14and
01:19:15i'm the one who's been
01:19:17living at theater row
01:19:18i knew it
01:19:19i know my son was lying
01:19:22i'm glad you came in here
01:19:24to confess
01:19:25if you work with me
01:19:26i think there is a way
01:19:27to keep this off your record
01:19:29all right
01:19:29no
01:19:30um
01:19:30i came to tell you that it's wrong
01:19:33how you're trying to go after the boys like this
01:19:35do you know that you two
01:19:37are in violation of campus policy
01:19:40that's an old and dated rule to begin with
01:19:41and you know it
01:19:42they're wonderful
01:19:44they're smart
01:19:45and courageous
01:19:46and resourceful
01:19:47your son
01:19:49especially
01:19:50i beg to differ
01:19:52my son
01:19:54is a failure
01:19:55who cannot even be trusted
01:19:57with his own future
01:19:59you think you know him
01:20:00you don't know anything
01:20:03i know
01:20:04that if you force him to quit
01:20:05you'll lose him
01:20:07you can help guide his path
01:20:10but you can't decide it for him
01:20:12young lady
01:20:13i am his father
01:20:14then act like one
01:20:15he needs you
01:20:20i'm sorry
01:20:26i was just doing what i thought was right
01:20:28for the frat
01:20:32you should have talked with all of us then ev
01:20:35if you were that unhappy then we would have all had your back
01:20:38i know
01:20:39i i fucked up
01:20:41i got so mad
01:20:44and i
01:20:45i was jealous
01:20:48no it's not his fault
01:20:52it's mine
01:20:55everett's right
01:20:58i failed you as a leader
01:21:02i don't listen
01:21:04i make decisions without consulting
01:21:07i let my personal life affect my role as president
01:21:10all of which to say
01:21:13i'm stepping down
01:21:15it's the only way i can get my dad to drop everything about charlotte
01:21:19and to leave this house alone
01:21:21not the only way
01:21:23your charter is safe
01:21:27you're not going to lose the house
01:21:29but my dad
01:21:34i talked to him
01:21:35i explained who i am
01:21:38and how important this place is
01:21:41how important you are
01:21:43he's agreed to let theta row stand on one condition
01:21:49i have to move out
01:21:52what the fuck
01:21:55nine
01:21:55you cannot leave
01:21:57i have to
01:21:58he's not going to write the report
01:22:00but he's not going to let us keep breaking the rules
01:22:03i'm not going to be the reason you guys lose the house
01:22:06do you have nowhere to go
01:22:11i'm not staying
01:22:13i decided to take rca's offer
01:22:17congrats charles
01:22:25you deserve it
01:22:27i wish you the best of luck
01:22:29that goes for all you guys do
01:22:33oh
01:22:34you're not going anywhere man
01:22:42you belong here
01:22:44no
01:22:44stole from my best friend
01:22:46and i put safety of the frat in danger
01:22:51i don't deserve to be here
01:22:54i said we put it to a vote
01:22:58all in favor of everard stang
01:23:02aye
01:23:03aye
01:23:05aye
01:23:05aye
01:23:06aye
01:23:06aye
01:23:07thanks
01:23:08that means the world to me
01:23:12we all make mistakes brother
01:23:15bring it in
01:23:23bring it in
01:23:27bring it in
01:23:29bring it in
01:23:34you'll talk
01:23:47privately
01:23:48i mean
01:23:49i need to apologize
01:24:04i need to apologize
01:24:16i said some things that i never should have said
01:24:20it's okay
01:24:21it's okay
01:24:22you were mean
01:24:24but you weren't wrong
01:24:26you guys were about to lose everything
01:24:29i shouldn't have been trying to make it about me
01:24:31but what i said wasn't okay
01:24:32no it wasn't
01:24:33which is why
01:24:36if we're going to continue to date
01:24:39we have to set some ground rules
01:24:42you still want to date me
01:24:44yes
01:24:46under
01:24:48the condition that you
01:24:50never go behind my back like that again
01:24:53talk to me
01:24:55don't
01:24:56try and control me
01:24:57i promise charlotte
01:25:03i'll never do anything like that again
01:25:05rule two
01:25:09you are required
01:25:11to make me dinner once a month
01:25:13mm-hmm
01:25:14i'll even take boxed mac and cheese
01:25:17done
01:25:18what else
01:25:21kiss me
01:25:24who am i
01:25:36talking to
01:25:38is somebody
01:25:40out there
01:25:41okay
01:25:42i'm gonna fall
01:25:43no you're not
01:25:44darren what are you doing
01:25:47come on don't you trust me
01:25:49mm-hmm
01:25:49okay
01:25:50ready
01:25:51yeah
01:25:52what is all this
01:25:58is that schnitzel
01:26:01what
01:26:02yes let's try
01:26:03what's going on guys
01:26:11we've got a very important proposition for you charles
01:26:16you charlotte
01:26:19have stolen the hearts of every guy here
01:26:22some more than others
01:26:23but
01:26:24we all voted
01:26:26and we want to make you croakington sweetheart
01:26:28what
01:26:30guys i don't even go here anymore
01:26:32it's
01:26:33our house
01:26:35our rules
01:26:36does this mean i get to know what croakington means
01:26:39don't push it
01:26:39let's
01:26:40come on
01:26:40i've got my own proposition
01:26:42would you
01:26:51charlotte withers
01:26:53be my girlfriend
01:26:55is that a yes
01:27:11what do you think
01:27:12i think
01:27:16i think
01:27:17oh my god
01:27:19that's right
01:27:20yeah boy
01:27:21get a chase
01:27:22yeah
01:27:23yeah
01:27:23yeah
01:27:24cause i'ma let you out
01:27:27i'ma let you in
01:27:28so cover me
01:27:31i'ma let you in
01:27:32i'ma let you in
01:27:33i'ma let you in
01:27:34so cover me
01:27:35i'ma let you in
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