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00:00I can't believe your talk show is such a huge hit for the brewery.
00:03And thanks to that, I'm now a huge social media star.
00:07Hello, Griffin family. I'm coming to you live via Living Room Hologram.
00:11I'm Parker Stanton, CEO of Boop.
00:14We'll talk later.
00:16Look, Peter, the reason I'm here is because of your six-second talk show.
00:19I want you and your family to visit us here as my guests,
00:22so I can find out what the next big thing is.
00:24Oh, I got lots of ideas.
00:26Look at it.
00:27Excuse me, can I help you?
00:29Kick it!
00:30Ow!
00:31Oh, this is exciting. A family trip.
00:34Yeah, I love traveling.
00:36All right, the museum is that way, so let's fold the map and go.
00:40Okay, a couple more folds.
00:42Nope, okay, wrong end. Not a puzzle, Chris.
00:45You gotta fold on the creases.
00:47I'd be able to find the creases if somebody had folded it correctly last time.
00:50I did fold it correctly.
00:52Who ripped it up when you were tearing through the backpack for your snacks?
00:55Okay, this is why I wanted to bring a globe.
00:57All right, you don't have to fold a globe.
00:58Food? And they're tearing each other apart.
01:01Where to next, Morshari?
01:03As our name suggests, our mainframe connects to and powers virtually every server on the globe.
01:09Hey, Parker.
01:10Are we still on for the Samsung Galaxy Note meeting after lunch?
01:13Yep.
01:13Where's your nearest bathroom?
01:15Gender fluid?
01:16Yes, there will be a lot of that.
01:17Must be one of them high-tech Japanese toilets.
01:20Electric urino.
01:22And make the spark so much fun.
01:26Frame is having a meltdown!
01:28Hang on, let me flush.
01:30Down the entire internet!
01:31How could you do that?
01:33This is the most irresponsible thing that I...
01:35Although I was incensed by this man, as a man who struggles with body dysmorphia, I couldn't help but be impressed by that kind of self-confidence.
01:43Years later, we would bump into each other at a small cafe in Rome and reminisce about this moment.
01:48But that's a story for another time.
01:51Or, as they say in Italian, molto homo.
01:58To be the dumbest yet, look at the chaos you've caused.
02:02I have no idea how to drive without texting!
02:11Settle down, Brian.
02:13I'm sure life will be just fine without the internet.
02:15Maybe we can even go see that Amish comedian.
02:17Dead.
02:18Dead.
02:20Barely alive! To the airport!
02:22You can't stare at your phone anymore. Enjoy a disturbingly loud clip of Jimmy Fallon on cab TV.
02:27This. This is why Uber.
02:29On CBS.
02:30Well, that's not gonna work.
02:32Okay, everybody, don't panic.
02:33We'll just do what people did before the internet.
02:36Chris, I told you that in confidence.
02:38Dad, you gotta do something.
02:39Nobody can live without the internet.
02:41It's even worse than when I was roommates with Oscar Pistorius.
02:44Somebody's in here!
02:46Somebody's in here!
02:47What are you talking about?
02:48We can do all the things we loved about the internet.
02:51We just gotta do it without technology.
02:53Write it on a piece of paper, staple it to a bird, and throw it out the door.
02:56Great news, Chris.
02:58I figured out how to recreate the best part of the internet.
03:00Great. Let's see them.
03:02Sure, buddy. But first, you have to watch this unwelcome pop-up ad.
03:06They're really good pictures, Chris. Number three will shock you.
03:10Okay, I'll press it.
03:12Which also has additional pop-ups.
03:14This is a nightmare! Just tell me one of them!
03:17Kenan Thompson.
03:17Geez, okay. Calm down.
03:20Left! Take a left immediately!
03:26No.
03:27Try new Domino's pizza!
03:28Hey, Peter. Who are these guys?
03:30Oh, this is just my looping gif of black teens reacting to a very mild burn.
03:34Oh, you mean like your feet?
03:35All right, trying to be the internet is impossible.
03:41You know, when my phone gets wet, I just put in a bag of rice.
03:44Shut up, Meg. That's dumb.
03:46Bag and a lot of rice.
03:47You sure that's gonna work?
03:49Eh, worth a shot.
03:50Like the men who built New York City.
03:52Grueling, thankless, life-threatening work.
03:54But just remember, we're doing this so that one day,
03:57and amateur breakdancers!
04:00What about public masturbators?
04:01Especially public masturbators!
04:03Look, we're getting a signal!
04:07I think we fixed the internet!
04:09Something's coming through!
04:11Well, I'm glad you got the internet.
04:13Hold on.
04:16I'm sorry. What were you saying?
04:18Yeah, sounds good.
04:22Your approval.
04:24A restaurant full of people so distracted by their phones,
04:27just like the Fox Tuesday night lineup.
04:31Aha! Stewie!
04:32What are you doing here?
04:34Busting you!
04:35You were gonna drink that!
04:37Technically, no.
04:38Do you even hear yourself?
04:39Look, I'm gonna fix this.
04:41All right, we are buying none of these.
04:43Please put them back, but we'll take one of these.
04:45Oh, Charleston Chew.
04:46Good choice.
04:52Hello, new friends.
04:53Maquila!
04:58Maquila!
05:00Ah!
05:04Damn it!
05:10Pistorius!
05:11He's still a hero to us.
05:12So I made it, Cleveland made it,
05:14and now you made it, Joe!
05:15Yeah, thanks for the recap.
05:17Ah, what's wrong, Pete?
05:18Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop!
05:19Stop it!
05:20Stop touching me!
05:20Hey, guys, I did it three more times
05:22while you were grab-ass-it.
05:24Need a lift?
05:35Ah, a dollar!
05:36My heart broken,
05:37and nothing to console me
05:39but the screaming black dolphins.
05:40Oh, dang!
05:43Oh, man, you know I'm just playing.
05:44Hey, man, you seen that movie, The Cove?
05:46Oh, f***!
05:48Oh, man, you know what even is a Cove?
05:57You ever had your heart broken, Jerome?
05:59Hell yeah, man.
06:01Married my high school sweetheart.
06:03Week after our wedding,
06:04she was diagnosed with cancer.
06:05Never seen a casket so small.
06:08I hear you.
06:09I gave me number to a girl
06:11and she threw it away.
06:14Son of a...
06:15I'm here and I'm scared of being alone.
06:21Don't worry, Peter.
06:24Guys?
06:25We're right here, Peter.
06:26Throw it.
06:30Yes!
06:31I've never felt so much power.
06:33I'm gonna go have sweaty day sex with my wife.
06:35Look who's still standing, bitch.
06:38Go buy yourself something nice in hell.
06:42Oh, sometimes I come here to think and fart.
06:45So, you still up for our date?
06:47Our date?
06:48But I thought you got rid of the dollar
06:49with my number on it.
06:50Let me consult me charts and maps.
06:53Low tide.
06:58Lois, I tossed a penny in a shot glass,
07:01so get your pants off
07:02and put a towel on the kitchen table.
07:03My big, white, flailing butt.
07:05Get the hell out.
07:07I found a dollar!
07:08That's great, Bonnie.
07:09Let's go to dinner.
07:10We can talk all about it.
07:12What's there to talk about?
07:13I looked down on the ground
07:14and there was a dollar.
07:16We can...
07:16Jeez, what are you two?
07:17Dating or something?
07:19I don't know.
07:20Good evening, everyone.
07:21Welcome to Whispers.
07:23I'm your hostess, Ida,
07:24and as always,
07:25I am joined by my trusty psychic...
07:27Trust me, folks.
07:29He doesn't.
07:29I've tried.
07:30God, this is going well.
07:32I thought the show was really great.
07:35I couldn't help but notice
07:35you talked throughout it.
07:41Oh, no.
07:42Now we'll never find it.
07:43Hold on.
07:44I got an idea.
07:45Wow, this place is gross.
07:47Yeah, the NBA All-Star game
07:48was in town last week.
07:50There it is.
07:52I got it, Grandpa.
07:54Hey, so how much
07:55is this rare dollar worth anyway?
07:58Oh, well, some dildo
07:59wrote his phone number on it,
08:00so now it's worth Jack.
08:02Oh, he's everyone
08:04who was in the show.
08:06Now, we're going to blow up
08:07the Internet.
08:07Let's take all that we did today
08:09and make it all about Ellen.
08:39Did you ever finish
08:41that banana, Brian?
08:43And Meg, I hope you learned
08:44your lesson about drinking.
08:45And feel bad once in a while.
08:47Well, I hope you know
08:48that you're our loser.
08:50Thanks, Mom.
08:51If my life were better here,
08:53would I stop searching for it?
08:56Up there?
09:00Stop!
09:06You didn't listen to a word
09:07Dr. Johan said, did you?
09:09No, I did not.
09:11I mean,
09:12ha ha ha ha ha,
09:13the movie Roadhouse.
09:15I'm not Arthur Valentine, son.
09:17We're so sorry, Chris.
09:19There is no Arthur Valentine?
09:21We never meant to hurt you, buddy.
09:23This is Joe Swanson,
09:25signing off.
09:27Joe, your mom died.
09:28Seriously?
09:29Well, that's all we got tonight.
09:30Hope you enjoyed it.
09:31Don't come to life
09:32like Night at the Museum.
09:34I just want to talk!
09:35Stay away from me!
09:36Andy Griffith used to beat me up!
09:38Help!
09:38Sam White!
09:39Tim Conway was sleeping
09:41with half the Apple Duffling gang!
09:43You're doing the math now, aren't you?
09:45I thought a lot about what happened,
09:46and I guess,
09:47in your own weird way,
09:49you were complimenting me.
09:51I just wanted to let you know
09:52I'm not going to tell anyone
09:53about what happened,
09:54and maybe we could get
09:56that drink tomorrow.
09:57Sir, is this your desk, ma'am?
09:59Yeah?
09:59Why, officer?
10:01Found it!
10:02What is that?
10:03Like you don't know.
10:04You're going to have to come with us.
10:06And Jeff,
10:07you might want to call your sponsor.
10:08I met you.
10:09He did this!
10:09He planted that!
10:11Martha, I'm so sorry.
10:12You bastard!
10:13My leg is broken!
10:17My leg is broken!
10:19You ain't broken!
10:23I wrote my brain.
10:25You bastard!
10:27ma'am?
10:30I'm so sorry!
10:31Congrats.
10:32I'm glad that you were
10:33consoled that you're
10:34survived.
10:36I met you
10:36forever.
10:37He Michel,
10:38say you're
10:38that's nasty
10:39cera one
10:40but we just
10:42are having the
10:43other right
10:44and
10:45and
10:45the
10:46long

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