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00:03:37Not there.
00:03:43Well, we've looked just about every place we can look.
00:03:46Hey, maybe he took my advice and went to see Dr. Bloom and Dr. Dennis.
00:03:59Well, I don't know how, but he sure disappeared.
00:04:02Well, then he went from nowhere.
00:04:04I don't understand.
00:04:07Hey, fellas, look!
00:04:13Come on!
00:04:23Uh-oh.
00:04:26Hello, Flanagan.
00:04:28Goodbye, Flanagan.
00:04:30Hey!
00:04:31Come on, Flanagan!
00:04:33Come on, Flanagan!
00:04:35Quiet!
00:04:37Sorry!
00:04:39All right, I'll take the $16.
00:04:40All right.
00:04:42That's the last time to really start out, you understand?
00:04:46Hey, what is this?
00:04:47Mutiny?
00:04:48You'll find out.
00:04:49Grab him, Eddie.
00:04:51Grab him.
00:04:52Let me go, you lugs!
00:04:54This'll probably hurt me more than it'll hurt you.
00:04:55Yeah, but not in the same place.
00:04:56Wait!
00:04:57Hold!
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00:05:01Three!
00:05:02Oh!
00:05:03Four!
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00:05:06Seven!
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00:05:09Eleven!
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00:05:11Thirteen!
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00:05:17It's not only mutiny, it's Barry and assault!
00:05:19Congratulations, Muggs!
00:05:20Today you're a man!
00:05:21Sure, now you're in the draft!
00:05:22Now, bust your head open, you man!
00:05:24Oh, what are you getting sore about?
00:05:25What are you getting sore about?
00:05:26I wish it was my birthday.
00:05:27You do?
00:05:28Well, we can fix that up.
00:05:29Sure, Ben, don't!
00:05:30I was only kidding!
00:05:31Why don't I keep my big mouth shut?
00:05:32It's a good idea.
00:05:33When you learn to keep your mouth shut and use your brains,
00:05:35a little you might improve.
00:05:36You might get someplace.
00:05:37Like me.
00:05:38Yes, Chief.
00:05:39Now, if you guys are through playing kid games,
00:05:41let's hit the breeze.
00:05:42Hey, wait a minute!
00:05:43Yeah, look!
00:05:46Come on, Muggs.
00:05:47How do you like that?
00:05:48Swell, huh?
00:05:49Okay, fellas.
00:05:50One, two, three.
00:05:51Happy birthday!
00:05:52That's enough!
00:05:53That's enough!
00:05:54That's enough!
00:05:55Speech!
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00:06:12The only customers I am to making those speeches.
00:06:15Thing like this leaves me kinda wordless.
00:06:18Makes me realize how much I ignored my vocabulary when I was a kid.
00:06:22There's only one thing I can say,
00:06:25and that is you're a swell bunch of rats,
00:06:28and you shouldn't have done this.
00:06:29Yay!
00:06:30Hey, Muggs, look at those presents.
00:06:32Yeah, here you go.
00:06:34A swell bunch of tools.
00:06:36What is it?
00:06:37It's a manicure set, in case you get sick.
00:06:39Manicure, you dope.
00:06:40Manicure.
00:06:41That's what I said, that's what I said.
00:06:42Yeah, to cut your nails wet.
00:06:44Oh, that's swell.
00:06:45Now I won't have to wreck my mother's scissors no more.
00:06:47Hey, get a load of this, Muggs.
00:06:49Yeah, yeah, one of them, uh, reverberators.
00:06:51They're pretty hard to get now, too.
00:06:53Yeah, plug it in, plug it in.
00:06:54Yeah, plug it in.
00:06:55Looks like an electric razor.
00:06:56Nah.
00:06:57I'll show you.
00:06:58You put it here, you put it there,
00:06:59makes you feel good all over.
00:07:00Buy it.
00:07:01Oh, no thanks.
00:07:02I got shaken up enough this morning.
00:07:04Feed me, Daddy, to the worst.
00:07:07If it wasn't my birthday, I'd belt you with this thing.
00:07:09If you do that, you'll do it all year round.
00:07:11Muggs, throw your lip over that.
00:07:13A genuine beef flat bugle.
00:07:15That's a beaut.
00:07:16But why'd you get me a flat one?
00:07:18Ginsburg was a lot of the other kind.
00:07:20Say, when you get in the draft, maybe they'll let you be the bugler, maybe, huh?
00:07:23Oh, he can't do that.
00:07:24He don't get up that old year.
00:07:25Hey, uh, hey, Muggs, play something there.
00:07:27How does taps go?
00:07:28Get up!
00:07:29When I play music, I only need one leader.
00:07:34Tell me how taps goes.
00:07:36You pick things up easy, don't you?
00:07:51I'll bet he's in there.
00:07:52Come on.
00:08:06You're gonna invite us to your party?
00:08:08I would invite you slugs to my wake.
00:08:12Now, blow!
00:08:20Okay, you asked for it.
00:08:22Come on, fellas.
00:08:23Hey, Daddy!
00:08:24Flip it!
00:08:25Hey!
00:08:26What kind of double cross is this?
00:08:28Hey, what kind of double cross is this?
00:08:32Good day, remember a month?
00:08:34Oh, that's different.
00:08:35Did you bring me a present?
00:08:36Yeah, we've brought you some presents.
00:08:38Come on, fellas.
00:08:40Hey, where you going?
00:08:42One, two, three, four.
00:08:46Hey, Butch. Oh, Butch.
00:08:50This is easier on your hands, like this.
00:08:52Five, six.
00:08:5417, 18, 19.
00:08:58Hey, what's the matter? Can't you count?
00:09:00You didn't have to be so enthusiastic about it.
00:09:02Well, I'm happy today.
00:09:04Maybe this will make you feel a little happier.
00:09:10Oh, no! Let me out of here!
00:09:12Come on! Come on!
00:09:14Come on! Come on!
00:09:16Come on! Come on!
00:09:18Come on!
00:09:20Come on!
00:09:22Come on!
00:09:23Come on!
00:09:24Come on!
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00:09:44Happy birthday!
00:09:45And go out upstairs before I forget what day it is!
00:09:47Go out now!
00:09:48You forgot to give me one for good luck!
00:09:50You forgot to give me one for a gift.
00:09:51You've taken a step though!
00:09:52Look at it!
00:09:53You've taken a step third.
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00:09:571!
00:10:05Oh, what'll I do? What'll I do? What'll I tell him anyway?
00:10:10What's the matter, Ma? You put on love and pinched again?
00:10:13No. Worse than that.
00:10:17Well, don't keep it to yourself. As the head of this house, I should know all these problems. Come on, give.
00:10:23Need that.
00:10:25Dear Molly. Enclosed is a check for Ethelbert's... Ethelbert's. Ethelbert's birthday. Is he 14 or 15... Enclosed is a check.
00:10:46In the dish, in the dish.
00:11:01Wow! 50 clams! That's a lot of potato chips and beer.
00:11:07And Uncle Peter's all right. He must really be loaded.
00:11:10Hey, Ma. You take us and buy yourself that new coat you've been needing so bad.
00:11:15You know the one at Grasberg's window?
00:11:18What's the matter, Ma? Didn't you hear me?
00:11:24Read the rest.
00:11:26Even though I have been able to re... re... murder his handwriting...
00:11:32Remember their birthdays pretty well for the last 15 years.
00:11:36I can't keep track of all your children's ages.
00:11:40Oh, my. You've been holding out on me.
00:11:42It's a long story, Ethelbert. Go ahead and read the letter first.
00:11:49They must be pretty grown up by now. All seven of them.
00:11:56I bet your little Annabelle is pretty. If she takes after her mother, she must be.
00:12:03Annabelle? Hey, what is this? Did Uncle Pete ever have hallucinations?
00:12:12No, Ethelbert.
00:12:14I don't get it. Please quit calling me Ethelbert.
00:12:17Sit down, son.
00:12:18No, thanks. You sit down.
00:12:20Well, you see, your Uncle Pete isn't really your uncle.
00:12:27No? No.
00:12:28He and your father were the two best bricklayers in Local 17 before we were married.
00:12:33Well, what happened to Uncle Pete?
00:12:35Well, he went out west. He heard there were punching cattle out there.
00:12:39And so he wanted to take a crack at it. That was 20 years ago. I guess he's still out there yet.
00:12:45What's all this got to do with having seven kids?
00:12:47Well, you know what a bluffer and a boaster your father was.
00:12:52He could exaggerate a little.
00:12:54Well, every year or so after we were married, he'd write Pete and tell him we had another child.
00:13:00When he got up to seven, I made him quit.
00:13:03So that's where Uncle Pete got his idea.
00:13:06I wanted to write your Uncle Pete for the last five years and tell him the whole truth.
00:13:11But I didn't want to make a liar out of your father.
00:13:13Oh, forget it. My, I still don't see what you're so upset about.
00:13:18Read the last page of that letter.
00:13:22I am in Chicago on a big cattle deal, so I'll drop over and see you all right soon.
00:13:28I want your kids to meet my little gal Judy and my horse Lightning.
00:13:32Ask her for yours, or as ever yours, Pete.
00:13:37Well, I guess you won't have to tell him now.
00:13:40He's going to find out for himself.
00:13:42Yes, and the worst of it is he's been sending birthday checks to all seven of you for the last 15 years.
00:13:48Sending checks for 15 years?
00:13:51Well, that puts a different surface on things.
00:13:55Yeah, Pop, I always knew you was a good pool shooter, but I didn't think he'd leave us behind the eight ball like that.
00:14:04Seven kids. One of them's got to be a girl yet.
00:14:07Yes, I, I think it was seven.
00:14:09You think?
00:14:11Oh, Ma, you ought to keep track of things like that.
00:14:14Well, there we are, gal, right over yonder.
00:14:20Mrs. Warfield, look.
00:14:24Well, here we are.
00:14:26What in the world would the likes of that be?
00:14:29A rake here, whatever.
00:14:31A buffalo building, no?
00:14:34Are you all right, Judy?
00:14:36Yeah.
00:14:37Well, get out from under my feet, you young mavericks, get.
00:14:40Well, how do you do, ma'am?
00:14:44You reckon you could tell us the whereabouts of the trail leading to the McGinnis outfit?
00:14:49Who's the McGinnis?
00:14:50Yes, ma'am, a widow woman with, oh, quite a tolerable size herd of young'uns.
00:14:54Well, that Molly McGinnis lives up there at third floor north, but she ain't got no herd of nothing.
00:14:59Oh?
00:15:00Well, Pappy, I reckon we've been following a dead trail.
00:15:03Oh, I don't reckon so.
00:15:04Well, thank you, ma'am, but we'll just mosey on up there and find out for our...
00:15:07Oh! Gregory!
00:15:15Me pistols and bullets you gotta play yet?
00:15:18You, you, you, you schlumped me old...
00:15:20Well, just take this shootin' iron before that young maverick goes plum loco.
00:15:24Come on, Judy.
00:15:26Do you see what I see?
00:15:28Uncle Pete.
00:15:30I was afraid you'd say that.
00:15:32These foreigners, huh, can't even speak English.
00:15:37Well, what's gonna do, Mom?
00:15:38I'm going to tell him the whole truth.
00:15:41Can't do that and make a liar out of Pop.
00:15:44Well...
00:15:45Look, anything Pop got you into, I can get you out of.
00:15:47You always said I was a chip off your old blackhead, didn't you?
00:15:49Yes.
00:15:50Well, bring on your Uncle Pete.
00:15:52Uh-oh.
00:15:53You don't have to bring him on.
00:15:54He's here.
00:15:56Oh, uh...
00:15:57I beg your pardon, stranger, but...
00:15:58Uh-oh, you don't have to bring him on.
00:16:02He's here.
00:16:11Oh, uh, I beg your pardon, stranger,
00:16:15but is Mrs. Molly McGinnis anywhere hereabouts?
00:16:18Yeah, he's right thereabouts.
00:16:22Pete Monaghan!
00:16:23Molly!
00:16:24Yeah!
00:16:25Oh!
00:16:28Well, well, well, let me look at you.
00:16:31Oh, you haven't changed a bit in 20 years.
00:16:33Oh, go along with you, Pete Monaghan.
00:16:34You haven't changed yourself, but you're a bit whiter.
00:16:36Oh!
00:16:39Well, come on in.
00:16:41You're beginning to feel a dress.
00:16:42Oh, thank you very kindly.
00:16:46Oh, I'm forgetting all about my little Judy.
00:16:49Come on over here, Judy.
00:16:52Judy, this is your Aunt Molly McGinnis.
00:16:54Well, howdy, Aunt Molly.
00:16:56Well, now, Judy, you look just like your good-looking father, brother.
00:17:01Oh, and this is my boy, Ethelbert.
00:17:05Well, hi, Ethelbert.
00:17:07Hey.
00:17:08I'm your Uncle Pete from Texas.
00:17:09Yeah, I get it, Dad.
00:17:10I pegged you when you rode up.
00:17:12Ah, and this is my little gal, Judy.
00:17:15Hi, Ethelbert.
00:17:16Oh, not bad.
00:17:18That is, uh, wasn't bad.
00:17:20I reckon I'm right glad to meet you, Ethelbert.
00:17:22Look, if we're going to get along, you better call me Muggs.
00:17:26Yes.
00:17:26Well, now, won't you sit down?
00:17:27You must be tired after your long ride.
00:17:29Thank you, Molly.
00:17:30You didn't ride all the way from Texas, did you?
00:17:31Oh, shucks, no.
00:17:32We shipped our horses on by special car.
00:17:34Just thought we'd give you New Yorkers a treat, that's all.
00:17:37Don't suppose you ever see any horse flesh around here anymore, do you?
00:17:40Least, why, it's not a good one.
00:17:41Well, they are getting kind of scarce.
00:17:44Won't be long now with everybody running out of their Ray cards.
00:17:46Oh, that's a good one.
00:17:49Well, come on, let's sit down.
00:17:49Thank you, Molly.
00:17:51Sit down, Mom.
00:17:55Well, Molly, where's the rest of your young'uns?
00:17:57And where's little Annabelle?
00:17:59See, I want Judy to meet her kind of special life.
00:18:03Annabelle?
00:18:04Oh, yes, Annabelle.
00:18:06Well, uh, how long are you going to be in New York, Unc?
00:18:08Oh, quite a spell, I reckon.
00:18:09You see, I promised to show Judy your old sights.
00:18:12Statue of Liberty, Grant's tomb, or that big radio center outfit.
00:18:15Judy here liked the fellow for a horse looking up at that big building.
00:18:21Well, Pappy, I never did.
00:18:23Oh, yes, you did, Judy.
00:18:25I guess that would be kind of tough on your equilibrium and all that sort of thing.
00:18:29Yes, sir, yes, sir.
00:18:31Well, come on, Molly, round up the rest of your herd and want to look them over.
00:18:35Well, uh, I...
00:18:37Yeah, they're, uh, working, uh...
00:18:40Uh, yeah, they're working.
00:18:41That's what they're doing, they're working in a defense plant.
00:18:43Little Annabelle working, too?
00:18:44Well, Annabelle, she's, uh, she's a riveter.
00:18:48Yeah, you know, brrrrrr.
00:18:50Oh, it's murder-rivet all day long.
00:18:51Brrrrrr.
00:18:53Bridges, that's plump patriotic of her.
00:18:56You must be mighty proud of her, Molly.
00:18:58Mighty proud.
00:18:59Yep.
00:19:00Don't know what Mom would do without them.
00:19:02Well, I ain't done so bad back home myself, Molly.
00:19:05I own the second biggest ranch in Texas, don't I?
00:19:09You sure do.
00:19:10And while we're here, we just made up our mind to show you all the rip-snortinest time you ever did see, Molly.
00:19:17You know, I don't think it's quite right.
00:19:20Now, now, Molly.
00:19:21Don't you worry about nothing.
00:19:23Money ain't no object.
00:19:24But there's plenty of thousand dollars back home.
00:19:26They're still running around on four feet, so you just take it easy.
00:19:30Well, I guess Judy and me will mosey along back toward the hotel.
00:19:34Come along, Judy.
00:19:35It's been right good seeing you again, Molly.
00:19:37Well, you too, Ethelbert.
00:19:39Yeah, so long, Uncle Pete.
00:19:40We're putting up the Park Central Plaza Hotel if you want to reach us, but we'll be seeing each other pretty pronto now.
00:19:47And when we do, we're sure going to have big doings, ain't we, Judy?
00:19:51We sure are.
00:19:52Well, come along, Judy.
00:19:57Well, adios, amigos.
00:19:59Hasta la vista.
00:20:00Same to you and many of them.
00:20:03Don't get your spurs caught in those holes in the carpet, Unc.
00:20:06There you are.
00:20:11We got away with it, didn't we?
00:20:12Well, but they're going to be in town for weeks.
00:20:14Don't be detrimental, Mar.
00:20:16Just take one day at a time.
00:20:17Everything's Jake so far.
00:20:18I don't know.
00:20:21I think I'll make sure they're leaving.
00:20:34Wow.
00:20:34Well, bust my britches.
00:20:41Why, the ornery.
00:20:45Where is the low-down horse thief that done this?
00:20:49Hey, young, put that hardware away.
00:20:51Where is he, I say?
00:20:52Show me.
00:20:53Young, put those rods away, will you?
00:20:55Yeah, but look what some varmint's done.
00:20:56He done stole my saddle.
00:20:57Oh, nobody stole them.
00:20:58They just borrowed them, that's all.
00:21:00You know who it was?
00:21:01No, not exactly, but I'll straighten the whole thing out.
00:21:03Oh, all right, Ethelbert, if you say so.
00:21:06Look, Unc, Muggs, Muggs is the name.
00:21:08I just said so.
00:21:09I'll straighten everything out.
00:21:10Now, get those mules and get back to the hotel, will you?
00:21:12All right, Ethelbert.
00:21:13If you plan to get a cop, I'll come around here, and there'll be a lot of confusion.
00:21:15I've never had anything like this happen to me before, though.
00:21:18No, well, you know, New York's a big town.
00:21:20Yeah, come on, Judy.
00:21:21Come on, let's go.
00:21:26Now, watch those red lights, or you'll get a ticket.
00:21:31Boy, this is murder.
00:21:32Hey, Ma, I'll be late for supper.
00:21:47Don't worry, Muggs, I'll be right behind you.
00:21:49Well, far behind me.
00:21:54Hi-ho, shoot!
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00:22:12Hi, boys!
00:22:13Hey, your stole my uncle Sato, son!
00:22:17Well, that takes care of the first part of the situation.
00:22:29The second part is a little more congestive.
00:22:31Yeah, who we gotta fight now?
00:22:32We don't gotta fight nobody.
00:22:34We gotta lick a delicate situation.
00:22:36Gee, I never fought one of them before.
00:22:38You don't fight them.
00:22:39You illuminate them by the process of inductions.
00:22:42You what?
00:22:43Well, I'll explain it to you.
00:22:45You take all the illuminations on this side,
00:22:48and the inductions on this side.
00:22:49Then you mix them all up.
00:22:51When you get all through,
00:22:52you get what is known as the, uh...
00:22:54You get the, uh...
00:22:56Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:57I get it now, yeah.
00:22:58Yeah, I thought you'd get it.
00:23:06My mother needs a big family.
00:23:08Seven kids.
00:23:09And one of them's gotta be a girl.
00:23:11What?
00:23:13What's more, she needs them by tomorrow.
00:23:15Hey, that's awful short notice.
00:23:17We ain't waiting for the stork to bring these kids.
00:23:19This is an urgent case.
00:23:21Well, tell me, how you gonna get around that?
00:23:23Simple.
00:23:24In the moving pictures when they need kids?
00:23:26They got kids.
00:23:27That's how we're gonna get them.
00:23:30The only part that bothers me is the girl.
00:23:32The girl's always a part of me.
00:23:34Let me see.
00:23:35One, two, three, four, five...
00:23:38Five, six...
00:23:42Seven.
00:23:45You ain't gonna count me in on this, are you?
00:23:48I got an angle.
00:23:49We found you on a doorstep under a couple of bottles of milk,
00:23:51so we redacted you.
00:23:52That's just a minor detail.
00:23:54Question is, which one of you will love to be my sister?
00:23:56Your sister?
00:23:56Hey, sister, yeah.
00:23:57S-I-S-ter.
00:23:59Eeny, meeny, miny, limpy.
00:24:02What's the matter with you?
00:24:03You're gonna say me being a girl?
00:24:04It's not the thing of being a girl.
00:24:05It's a predicament.
00:24:06I quit the club.
00:24:06I'm going home.
00:24:07You're not my leader no more.
00:24:08I give my life for you.
00:24:09But being a girl, that's out of the question.
00:24:10I'm telling you, I quit.
00:24:14Turn around, sister dear.
00:24:15I want to give you the once-over.
00:24:17Now, wait a minute.
00:24:18This is not only embarrassing, but it's very humiliating.
00:24:20We're not gonna get away with it.
00:24:21Shut up, or I'll smell your lipstick.
00:24:23Beast.
00:24:23Jack Benny got away with it in Charlie's aunt, didn't he?
00:24:26Yeah, but this is a different story.
00:24:27Now, this is Muggsy's uncle.
00:24:28Hey, not bad.
00:24:30Muggsy's uncle, Charlie's aunt.
00:24:31Pretty good, huh?
00:24:33No.
00:24:34Turn around.
00:24:38Do you see what I see?
00:24:41Oh, I run in my stocking.
00:24:44The pants.
00:24:45The pants.
00:24:46Didn't I tell you to take them off?
00:24:47I did, but it was too drafty that way.
00:24:48You want me to catch them on you?
00:24:49Now, take them off now.
00:24:51You're in front of everybody.
00:24:52Stop.
00:24:53You're embarrassing me.
00:24:54Hey, Benny.
00:24:54Roll them up.
00:24:55Take it.
00:24:57You're just a wrong G.
00:24:58Never did nothing right in your whole life.
00:25:09Uh, very close things.
00:25:11They're murder, ain't they, lady?
00:25:17Make with the rush.
00:25:19She looks beautiful.
00:25:21Hold this hunk of leather.
00:25:23Now, you keep those up, you understand?
00:25:24Take my arm.
00:25:38Well, if it ain't Georgie the chip.
00:25:41What are you doing in here?
00:25:42I was going to ask you the same thing.
00:25:43I didn't know you allowed rats in a swell joint like this.
00:25:45Why, you bloop.
00:25:46Oh, and I'll lay you like a rug.
00:25:48Yes, madame.
00:25:53What's going on here?
00:25:54Eh, nothing that would interest you.
00:25:56As far as you're concerned, the next time you...
00:25:58I'm afraid I have to ask you to leave.
00:26:00You have no business here.
00:26:01Oh, they have no business here, huh?
00:26:03No, I don't think so.
00:26:04Well, does Mr. Monaghan, the multi, multi, multi,
00:26:07multi-millionaire from Texas happen to live here?
00:26:10Yes, Mr. Monaghan is staying here.
00:26:12Well, that's our business.
00:26:13Mr. Monaghan happens to be my uncle.
00:26:16In fact, he happens to be all of our uncles, including Scroonoff.
00:26:19I hope to tell you he is.
00:26:21Get off High Horse before I make him buy this hotel just so I can fire you.
00:26:25Come on, Garcian.
00:26:26Make with the room service.
00:26:27Tell my uncle we're waiting for him.
00:26:29Well, come on.
00:26:29Don't be out of a lesson.
00:26:30I'll report you to the janitor.
00:26:31Uh, Mr. Monaghan's room, please.
00:26:42Well, now that I've overcome that obstacle, I'll get back to you.
00:26:45That's what you were saying before we were so crudely interrupted.
00:26:48What are you guys up to?
00:26:49We ain't up to nothing.
00:26:50We're just trying to see our uncle.
00:26:52Yeah, he's got a barrel of dough.
00:26:53Yeah, he owns the whole state of Texas.
00:26:54Yeah, he owns the whole state.
00:26:58Wimpy.
00:26:59Get out of there.
00:27:01Hey, what is this?
00:27:02I'll tell you what it is.
00:27:03It's none of your business.
00:27:04If you open your kisser, I'll kick your teeth in.
00:27:06Yeah, both of them.
00:27:07Right away, sir.
00:27:12I beg your pardon, but Mr. Monaghan would like you to go right to his suite.
00:27:16I beg your pardon, and let that be a lesson to you.
00:27:20I'm very sorry, sir.
00:27:22It's all right, it's all right.
00:27:23Just remember, my good man.
00:27:24Never judge a book by its cover, unless you've read it.
00:27:28Quite so, sir.
00:27:29This way, please.
00:27:31Thanks, you, sir.
00:27:34Better material.
00:27:38I don't know what's on your mind.
00:27:41Remember, those teeth will be pretty hard to swallow.
00:27:481242.
00:27:49Watch out with that saddle.
00:28:00Judy, your Aunt Molly the herd's on the way up.
00:28:03Fine, Pappy.
00:28:04I sure am wanting to meet that little Aunt Abel.
00:28:06Yeah, I sure want you two gals now to be the best of friends.
00:28:09You betcha.
00:28:11Well, I reckon I'll go in and frizz up my hair a little.
00:28:13All right.
00:28:201242.
00:28:211242.
00:28:21There it is.
00:28:25Now I'll do all the talking.
00:28:26Remember that.
00:28:27You mugs are just in on the pass.
00:28:29First guy that steps out of line gets a dent in the skull.
00:28:31Chief, remember you're just in on the pass, first guy.
00:28:34What'd I do?
00:28:35I didn't do nothing.
00:28:35Look.
00:28:37Roll those up, sir.
00:28:38I don't know what's the matter with you.
00:28:40I'm sorry.
00:28:41I'm sorry.
00:28:41I didn't mean it.
00:28:42Get one thing through your thick skull.
00:28:44Keep your scourge down and your voice up.
00:28:45Oh, hi, Uncle Pete.
00:28:53Well, hi, Ethelbert.
00:28:55Well, come on in, fellas.
00:28:56Hey, take a will.
00:28:58Well, well.
00:28:59Just fine.
00:29:02Well, we brought your saddles back, just like I said.
00:29:04Yeah.
00:29:05So you did.
00:29:06So you did.
00:29:07Thank you very much, Ethelbert.
00:29:08Pete, I want you to meet the McGinnis family.
00:29:11McGinnis family, I want you to meet your Uncle Pete from Texas.
00:29:13Say hello, fellas.
00:29:14Hi, Uncle.
00:29:15Hiya, fellas.
00:29:16Hello, Uncle Pete.
00:29:17Hiya, y'all.
00:29:22Oh, well, he ain't really one of the family.
00:29:24We found him on the doorstep, so we retopped him.
00:29:27Well, I thought he looked like a stray from some other herd.
00:29:30Well, fellas, I...
00:29:32Well, well.
00:29:33So this is little Annabelle, huh?
00:29:35Yes, it's me, but not very little, though.
00:29:37Why, gal, you're just a spitting image of your ma when she was your age.
00:29:41Well, come on over here, Annabelle, and give your old Uncle Pete a
00:29:45great big hug and kiss.
00:29:49You heard what your Uncle said, Annabelle?
00:29:52Yes, but I don't want to...
00:29:53Oh, I'll mess my lipstick.
00:29:54I don't want to...
00:29:55Please don't make me kiss him.
00:29:56Oh, come on, gal.
00:29:57I won't hurt you.
00:29:59Oh, don't make me do it.
00:30:01Oh, you know, Mom, I'm bashful, you know.
00:30:03I'm afraid she is a little bashful, Uncle.
00:30:06You know, she's not used to too many boys and that stuff.
00:30:08We kind of keep her in tow.
00:30:10Yes.
00:30:11Annabelle, make with the kiss.
00:30:17Sister!
00:30:18Yes.
00:30:25Well, what's the matter?
00:30:26Your mustache tickles.
00:30:27Oh, say, you're a big gal, ain't you?
00:30:32Yes, big from heights.
00:30:35Well, bust my britches.
00:30:37I plumb forgot about my own little maverick.
00:30:39Come on over here, Judy.
00:30:40I want you to meet your cousins.
00:30:42How are you, Cousin Nethalbert?
00:30:43How are you?
00:30:44Hey, Judy.
00:30:45Meet the boys.
00:30:46Howdy, boys.
00:30:47How are you?
00:30:48Plow, cubs.
00:30:49How are you?
00:30:50Hello, Judy.
00:30:50How are you?
00:30:51Hello, boys.
00:30:51And this is little Annabelle.
00:30:53Why, Cousin Annabelle.
00:30:56Boy, am I glad to meet you.
00:30:58Boy, am I glad to meet you.
00:31:02Well, why didn't your ma come along?
00:31:04Oh, she was busy, Uncle Pete.
00:31:05Today's wash day.
00:31:06She was up to her elbows in dirty shirts.
00:31:08That's too bad.
00:31:09Well, Pappy, if you don't mind,
00:31:10I think me and Annabelle's going on to my room.
00:31:12Oh, no.
00:31:12Let's stay out here with the fellas.
00:31:13Oh, no, no.
00:31:14You two go on in there.
00:31:15Besides, I want to have a talk with the boys.
00:31:16Go on.
00:31:17Show her your ropes, Judy.
00:31:18Oh, I don't need anybody to show me the ropes.
00:31:20Don't be stubborn, Annabelle.
00:31:22Oh, I don't want to go.
00:31:22Oh, sure.
00:31:23Oh, no, come on, please.
00:31:25Oh, my goodness.
00:31:26You sure are a husky for a city gal, ain't you?
00:31:29Well, you know, like I was telling you,
00:31:30she works in the shipyards.
00:31:31Builds up your muscles.
00:31:33I thought I was pretty strong.
00:31:34Come on, Cousin Annabelle.
00:31:35Oh.
00:31:37Dread and butter.
00:31:39Boy, that sure is a great bunch of brothers
00:31:41you've got out there.
00:31:42Yes, aren't they?
00:31:44Just sit down a minute, honey.
00:31:46I want to fresh up a bit.
00:31:47Yes.
00:31:47I'll declare if you don't get dirty in this here city,
00:31:50it seems like all I do is take a bath,
00:31:51no matter what day it is.
00:31:53Well, I'll only be a minute.
00:31:55Oh, well, you're not going to take a bath now, are you?
00:31:57Oh, no, I'm just going to fresh up a month.
00:32:01Oh, would you like to play with my lariat?
00:32:05Your what?
00:32:06My lariat.
00:32:07Slide right over there on the table.
00:32:10Oh, yes, thank you.
00:32:11Careful you don't hog-tie yourself.
00:32:17Yes, sir.
00:32:18Well, you're a mighty fine-looking bunch of youngsters.
00:32:21Your ma must be mighty proud of y'all.
00:32:24Oh, she is, I hope.
00:32:26You know, I've got a good notion
00:32:28to take the whole caboodle of you
00:32:29back to the ranch in Texas with me.
00:32:32In Texas?
00:32:32Yes, sir.
00:32:33Greatest place in the world.
00:32:34Got 10,000 head of cattle there.
00:32:36Just sold 1,000 head to the army.
00:32:38What do you do with the rest of the cattle after you sell the head?
00:32:42Oh, that's a good one.
00:32:45It is?
00:32:46Sure, it is.
00:32:48I've got to remember that one.
00:32:51Oh, yeah.
00:32:52You've got to remember that one.
00:32:58Sure is a pretty little dress you got there.
00:33:00Oh, it's nothing.
00:33:02It's stretchy and I have two, don't it?
00:33:03Yes.
00:33:05Pappy promised to buy me some city clothes
00:33:07while it's down here.
00:33:07Sure would like it if you'd come along
00:33:09and help me pick them out.
00:33:10Who, me?
00:33:11Sure, why not?
00:33:12Oh, uh, oh, I wouldn't know where to go.
00:33:15Anyway, everything costs like, like, like the Dickens.
00:33:17Oh, sakes, don't worry about that.
00:33:19Pappy's just got piles of money.
00:33:21Well, come on, Annabelle.
00:33:22Let's go right now.
00:33:24Can I take you, Larry?
00:33:25Well, fine, y'all, fine.
00:33:36Oh, no, I don't think I can go.
00:33:37Well, why not?
00:33:38I've got to help Mama with supper.
00:33:40Besides, you've got to be at the shipyards at 8 o'clock.
00:33:42Shipyard?
00:33:42Oh, yes, shipyard.
00:33:43We've been, you know, and we're...
00:33:45Oh, well, we've got plenty of time.
00:33:46Come on, Annabelle.
00:33:47Oh, I sure we have.
00:33:48Besides, you all and you're all going to have supper with us.
00:33:50Now, come on, get going, everybody.
00:33:52Give me my hat there.
00:33:53Come on, now, you young mavericks.
00:33:54Get out of here.
00:33:55Come along here.
00:33:56Come on, girls.
00:33:57Shoot, shoot.
00:33:58Come on.
00:33:59Come on, all of you.
00:34:01I'll show you something.
00:34:05Come on.
00:34:06Come on.
00:34:10Well, young, I know a place you have to walk down the stairs
00:34:12to get the most beautiful suitcase you ever saw.
00:34:15I want to catch you with me a check for about $1,000.
00:34:18Certainly, Mr. Monag.
00:34:20Yeah, I see.
00:34:22Better make it $2,000, while you have.
00:34:24Maybe we'll have walked in a little while tonight.
00:34:25Yes, sir.
00:34:26Do it.
00:34:26Do it.
00:34:27I'll do it.
00:34:39Listen, one peep out of you, and I'll have to...
00:34:40They're wearing them pretty long this year, ain't they?
00:34:42They don't care how they're wearing them.
00:34:44What do you mean?
00:34:46Get a load of fancy pants.
00:34:50You ain't seen nothing, get it?
00:34:56Annabelle, we've got to make a phone call.
00:34:58I don't want to make a phone call.
00:34:59Don't argue with your brother, Annabelle.
00:35:00We've got to make a phone call.
00:35:02See?
00:35:03Thanks when you strain my nerves.
00:35:05Pardon me, lady.
00:35:06Get in there.
00:35:12Well, that's fine.
00:35:13Thank you very much, sir.
00:35:14You're welcome.
00:35:16Hey, Judy.
00:35:18Let's see how far you can make that go, eh?
00:35:20Thank you, Pappy.
00:35:24Where's Annabelle?
00:35:26Oh, she's a telephone, but she'll be back here pronto.
00:35:28Oh, yeah.
00:35:33Get out of there.
00:35:34I demand you apologize.
00:35:38I apologize?
00:35:45Well, youngsters, we'll bust the town wide open.
00:35:48What do you say, eh?
00:35:49There, there you are.
00:35:50Well, you two fillies better shake a leg now.
00:35:53You can shake both your legs now.
00:35:54Are we going alone, just the two of us?
00:35:56Sure.
00:35:57You don't want none of the men folks around when you're buying them little silkies, do you?
00:36:01I don't reckon so, Pappy.
00:36:02Besides, we fellas got something we want to do.
00:36:05Now, you two, go along with you.
00:36:06Oh, okay.
00:36:07Come on, Annabelle.
00:36:08Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:28Very chic, no?
00:36:29That is the latest style.
00:36:31It is so new, it ain't out yet.
00:36:33Believe me.
00:36:35Well, bust my bitches, if that ain't a rip snorter.
00:36:38Yes.
00:36:39But you look awful funny wearing it on a horse.
00:36:41And a horse?
00:36:44Belly.
00:36:46Look in, Annabelle.
00:36:47Here comes some more.
00:36:48I don't get that stuff, you're soft and silky.
00:37:01Come on over here and feel it, Annabelle.
00:37:05Oh, come on.
00:37:07I wonder, ma'am, if we could try some of these here things on.
00:37:09Me, we, mademoiselle, absoluto, it's a pleasure.
00:37:13Oh, come on, Annabelle.
00:37:14Let's go see how we look at these here things.
00:37:15Who, me?
00:37:16Oh, who, Pete?
00:37:17Well, sure, I'm happy to get you some things, too.
00:37:20Oh, no.
00:37:21They'd let me right out of the shipyards if I wore those.
00:37:24I just wear overalls.
00:37:25You go ahead.
00:37:26Well, okay.
00:37:27Which way are we going, ma'am?
00:37:28This way, mademoiselle, see you move to that.
00:37:36Hiya, Puts.
00:37:39Oh, who said that?
00:37:40Oh, there must be a man in there somewhere.
00:37:42Where is he?
00:37:44That boy must be under here somewhere.
00:37:46Oh, get it out of there.
00:37:51Well, have a look, Annabelle.
00:37:58Well, what in the world are you laughing at?
00:38:02Oh, Puts, it's lamey.
00:38:04Yeah, I reckon they do look sort of funny, don't they?
00:38:07What kind of boots are you to wear with this outfit, ma'am?
00:38:09We have some very chic sandals.
00:38:12Sandals?
00:38:12What do you reckon I am, eh, Rand?
00:38:14You better roll off Buffalo Bill while I wise up my mom.
00:38:28Zoot!
00:38:33Mark!
00:38:34Mark!
00:38:35Here I am.
00:38:36Now, what in the world were you talking about off the telephone?
00:38:38And why did you cut me off?
00:38:39I can't do any detail right now, ma'am,
00:38:41but just act natural like nothing happened and maybe it won't.
00:38:43And whatever you do, don't think.
00:38:45Well, Molly, here we are.
00:38:48Me and these younglings of yours sure have been having the time, haven't we?
00:38:50Oh, we sure have.
00:38:52We sure has, Uncle Pete.
00:38:55Molly, Judy, little Annabelle get home yet?
00:38:58Little Annabelle?
00:38:59Sure.
00:39:00Annabelle, you know, ma.
00:39:01No, Unc, I guess they was delayed or maybe they're just buying out the store.
00:39:05You ought to see the nice dutch we got, ma.
00:39:07Hey, go on, boys, show you, ma, what you got.
00:39:09You're doing fine, ma, just keep it up.
00:39:13And that soup there, like I was poured into it, it fits like a glove.
00:39:16Hey, fellas, show them all what Uncle Pete bought you.
00:39:19Take a look at that, ma.
00:39:20Oh, boy.
00:39:20Sure.
00:39:20It fits, too.
00:39:21I hear it, Molly.
00:39:25Hello, ma.
00:39:25This is Annabelle.
00:39:29I mean, Annabelle's back already, ma.
00:39:31Show ma what you got, Annabelle.
00:39:32Oh, I got a beautiful fur culprous fur and everything on it.
00:39:35Oh, it's beautiful.
00:39:36She bought it for me today.
00:39:37And here's a little surprise for you, too, ain't it, Molly?
00:39:40Yeah, ma.
00:39:41Ma, get out of that F.O.G.
00:39:42Here's a surprise for you.
00:39:43Big package.
00:39:44Hold that.
00:39:44Don't open it.
00:39:45Little Christmas, don't you?
00:39:46Save it.
00:39:46And boy, boy, that rich.
00:39:48I bet you you got a lot of things, Dad.
00:39:50I hope you like it.
00:39:50Well, Molly, Judy and me and Moody long back toward the hotel.
00:39:54Now, I'll tell you what.
00:39:55You and these young'uns all get ready and meet us there in about an hour,
00:39:58and we'll go out and have supper together.
00:39:59And then we'll take you in some of those there nightclubs.
00:40:02Oh, really, Pete?
00:40:02I don't think that we got to talk to you.
00:40:03That's a very entangling idea, Uncle,
00:40:05and I appreciate everything you've done for us.
00:40:07Well, that's fine, fine.
00:40:08Don't mention it.
00:40:09There's nothing too good for the McGinnis outfit, eh?
00:40:11Hey, thanks, Dr. Pete, boy.
00:40:12Yeah, thanks, Dr. Pete.
00:40:13All right, come on, Judy.
00:40:17Well, Pat, old-timer, you've done all right for yourself.
00:40:21Yes, sir.
00:40:22You've sure done all right.
00:40:25Well, adios, muchachos.
00:40:27Hasta luego.
00:40:28Mucho gesundheit.
00:40:30Ah, same music.
00:40:32Come along, Judy.
00:40:33Goodbye.
00:40:34Don't forget.
00:40:34About an hour now.
00:40:36Be smacking you.
00:40:36Well, Mrs. McGinnis, how does it feel to be the mutterer of seven?
00:40:42A fine bunch of rascals you are, all of you.
00:40:45And me own the worst of the lot.
00:40:47Muggs McGinnis, I don't know what to do with you.
00:40:51You certainly are a chip off the old...
00:40:52Chip off the old blockhead.
00:40:54Bustin' my britches.
00:41:13Don't you friggin' catch cold, gal?
00:41:15Is he kiddin'?
00:41:16No, he's not kiddin'.
00:41:17Well, he comes from when they wear steer hides all summer long.
00:41:19What on earth do you suppose that is?
00:41:22Well, he's from deep in the heart of...
00:41:24...and gold-plated, too.
00:41:27Get out here and see this.
00:41:28Uh, yes, monsieur?
00:41:32Uh, table.
00:41:33Have you a reservation?
00:41:34What do you think I am, an Indian?
00:41:36Oh, that's a good one.
00:41:39I gotta remember that one.
00:41:41Save your wind, honk.
00:41:42I got a million gags like that.
00:41:44Come on, make with a ringside table for the governor of Texas.
00:41:47Yes, Mr. Governor.
00:41:48Yes, indeed.
00:41:48Hey, he's the governor.
00:41:50He's the governor.
00:41:50He's the guy that's paying the check.
00:41:52Oh, this way, Mr. Governor.
00:41:53Hey, bring me one of those camp chairs, will ya?
00:42:10What do you want, sir?
00:42:11Thanks, bud.
00:42:13Uh, what's the beach, Adelaide?
00:42:15Oh, I think I'll have a little bourbon.
00:42:17Kentucky bourbon, sir.
00:42:18I'm very sorry, but you're not allowed to save liquor with miners at a table.
00:42:22Oh, well, never mind me.
00:42:23Just bring these young mavericks anything they want,
00:42:25and bring it in double doses, even if you have to go out and get it.
00:42:29Now, wait a minute.
00:42:30Okay.
00:42:30Better put this away for your old age.
00:42:32Oh, thank you very much.
00:42:34Take good care of us now.
00:42:35Monsieur, bring your hand.
00:42:37Oh, I'm not gonna stay long.
00:42:38I'm just gonna have dinner, a little touch or two.
00:42:44Why, Muggs, that's your sister.
00:42:47Oh, oh, yeah.
00:42:49Yeah, so it is.
00:42:50Hey, fellas, look.
00:42:51That's pretty good dancing, isn't it, Adelaide?
00:42:57Ha-ha!
00:43:01More!
00:43:01Later!
00:43:02More!
00:43:03I've had some more!
00:43:04That ain't all.
00:43:05Sit down.
00:43:08Excuse me a minute, sugar.
00:43:10While I stake out a gold mine.
00:43:14It won't be a minute.
00:43:15Oh, hello, fellas.
00:43:20I thought I detected a funny odor around here.
00:43:23Hello, Annabelle.
00:43:24How's your mother, honey?
00:43:26Very well, thank you.
00:43:27Am scray, I'm chee.
00:43:29Oh, drag up a chair and sit down, stranger.
00:43:31Any friend of Muggs is welcome.
00:43:32Thank you, sir.
00:43:33I'm George Mooney.
00:43:34Well, that's a good old Irish name.
00:43:36My name's Pete.
00:43:37Pete Monahan.
00:43:38Here's my little gal, Judy.
00:43:40Happy to meet you, Miss Monahan.
00:43:41Would you care to dance, Miss Monahan?
00:43:44Why, I...
00:43:45Yes, she would.
00:43:46But this one happens to be mine.
00:43:48Pardon me.
00:43:50I'll show you an example of some Terpesturian artists that's done in New York.
00:43:54Just follow me closely and lay that thing down.
00:43:57This is the way it goes.
00:44:00Oh, remind me when I was in the valley.
00:44:02Boy, that Muggs dances out of this world, isn't he?
00:44:12I wish he would.
00:44:14How about you, Annabelle?
00:44:15You and me.
00:44:16Want to get your toes tonked on?
00:44:18Oh, Uncle Pete, I don't dance so good.
00:44:20That'll be two of a kind.
00:44:21Come on.
00:44:23Oh, you're such a silly boy.
00:44:26Oh, come on, honey boy.
00:44:27Now, wait.
00:44:28One, two.
00:44:29Hey, look, Tonya, you better scram while you're still in one piece.
00:44:38Well, be senior.
00:44:44I don't like the way he said that.
00:44:54According to Muggsy, he owns half the state of Texas.
00:44:57Should be easy pickings.
00:44:58Thank you, George.
00:45:00Oh, don't thank me.
00:45:01Just give me my regular cut off the top.
00:45:04Right?
00:45:04Right.
00:45:05Hey, what gives, Georgie?
00:45:26Remember that mink coat we saw on the avenue the other day?
00:45:29Uh-huh.
00:45:30Well, sugar, you got one arm in it already.
00:45:33Hmm.
00:45:34All right.
00:45:35All right.
00:45:37All right.
00:45:37All right.
00:45:38All right.
00:45:38All right.
00:45:39All right.
00:45:39All right.
00:45:40All right.
00:45:40All right.
00:45:41All right.
00:45:41All right.
00:45:42All right.
00:45:42All right.
00:45:43All right.
00:45:43All right.
00:45:44All right.
00:45:44All right.
00:45:45All right.
00:45:45All right.
00:45:46All right.
00:45:46All right.
00:45:47All right.
00:45:47All right.
00:45:48All right.
00:45:48All right.
00:45:49All right.
00:45:50All right.
00:45:50All right.
00:45:51All right.
00:45:51All right.
00:45:52All right.
00:45:52All right.
00:45:53All right.
00:45:53All right.
00:45:54All right.
00:45:54All right.
00:45:55All right.
00:45:56All right.
00:45:57All right.
00:45:58All right.
00:45:59All right.
00:46:00All right.
00:46:01All right.
00:46:02All right.
00:46:03All right.
00:46:04Hey, Judy, pretty snorty, eh?
00:46:07Oh, I'll tell you, Peppy.
00:46:09Oh, I don't know.
00:46:12I think it lacks a little finesse, if you know what I mean.
00:46:34Oh, I don't know.
00:47:04Hey, hey, Barber.
00:47:06Come on, do you want to talk to me?
00:47:08Home, home of the range
00:47:16Where the deer and the antelope lay
00:47:25Where seldom is prey
00:47:31A discouraging word
00:47:37And the sky stays sunny
00:47:43All day
00:47:47Oh, say, play it once more
00:47:56Just once more
00:47:57And then we'll stop, eh?
00:47:59Hey, Muggs, go play it again
00:48:01Where's the fire?
00:48:02What's new?
00:48:03Listen
00:48:04Oh, I think he's got the range by now
00:48:08Don't you think we ought to go home?
00:48:09It's getting a bit daylight
00:48:09Oh, just daylight every day
00:48:11Sit down and listen to that
00:48:12Yeah, but these kids got to go to work
00:48:14Especially Annabelle, you know
00:48:15She's a riveter
00:48:16Yeah, let's get out of here
00:48:18My feet are killing me
00:48:19Yes, see, I may be getting hot
00:48:20I could do with a little shot on myself, Campy
00:48:23All right, I reckon you're nothing but a bunch of tender feet out
00:48:26We'll call it a day, eh?
00:48:28Waiter, waiter
00:48:29I guess we'll call it a day
00:48:33Get yourself a couple of warbots
00:48:35Oh, thank you very much
00:48:36Come on, youngster
00:48:39Let's go home, everybody
00:48:40Okay, let's go
00:48:42Well, listen, youngster
00:48:50Don't forget
00:48:51Hey, Shorty
00:48:52Billy the Kid will pay the check
00:48:53Now get him out of here
00:48:54Before he wakes up the whole neighborhood
00:48:55I see you fellas at the club at 11 o'clock sharp
00:49:02What do you mean 11 o'clock?
00:49:03I gotta go back there now and change these
00:49:05All right
00:49:06But if you hock that coat
00:49:07Don't forget to cut us in
00:49:08What do you mean hock it?
00:49:09I'm barbecuing it tomorrow night
00:49:10Good night, man
00:49:11Good night
00:49:12Hello, sweetheart
00:49:18Let's hurry
00:49:19Uh-oh
00:49:33The blitz is off
00:49:35Well, good morning, Mr. Monaghan
00:49:46Good morning, Mr. Um
00:49:47Mooney, George Mooney
00:49:49How are you, Governor?
00:49:50Good morning, sir
00:49:51It was quite a party you had last night
00:49:53Uh, I was quite a shindig
00:49:54Yeah, Muggs and his gang are great kids
00:49:56Uh, McGinnises are all right
00:49:58All seven of them
00:49:59Oh, seven of them
00:50:00Yep
00:50:00But there are only two McGinnises
00:50:02Muggs and his mother
00:50:04Young man, I guess you don't know the McGinnis outfit very well
00:50:07There's really eight of them
00:50:09The Maul and the seven young mavericks that you saw out with us last night
00:50:12Oh, I'm sorry
00:50:14I guess I was born on a good joke, huh?
00:50:16Joke?
00:50:17Joke?
00:50:18Yeah
00:50:18Yeah, those kids belong to Muggsie's gang
00:50:21The Eastside kids
00:50:22They're not related to each other at all
00:50:24What?
00:50:25That's right
00:50:26You know, I could hardly keep a straight face when I saw Glimpy in that blonde wig
00:50:30Glimpy?
00:50:31Yeah
00:50:32He was the one you were calling, uh, Annabelle
00:50:35Young man
00:50:36Where I come from, there's only one thing worse than a liar
00:50:39And that's a horse thief
00:50:41You don't think I'm lying to you?
00:50:43I don't know
00:50:44But I'm certainly aiming to find out
00:50:45You come along with us
00:50:47Okay
00:50:47Hey, Muggs, Muggs, Muggs
00:50:54Ah, pardon me, can't you see I'm reclining?
00:50:56Well, you better unrecline, cause things is happening
00:50:58What things?
00:50:59I don't know, but Danny Skinny and Dave and all the folks is down at your house
00:51:03Are you jiving, man?
00:51:05Man, I ain't jiving a pound
00:51:06Well, wind me up and set me alarm
00:51:08Hey, it's my old man there
00:51:09I didn't see him
00:51:10Let's go
00:51:10And so when he started, they had to finish him, now don't you see?
00:51:15Well, keeping him out till four o'clock in the morning don't shoot me at all
00:51:18It's disgraceful, deceitful, I won't stand for, I tell you
00:51:21Father O'Toole should hear about this
00:51:23Oh, well, let's not have any hard feelings about the thing
00:51:26But I know
00:51:27All right, wait a minute
00:51:32They said, wait a minute
00:51:34I don't care what you're doing
00:51:36I don't mean to be fresh or sass my elders or anything like that
00:51:42But nobody's gonna holler at my mom
00:51:44In the first place, this was my idea
00:51:48Not my mother's, not the gang's, but mine
00:51:52If anybody's gonna take a licking for it, it's gonna be me
00:51:55Won't be my first licking
00:51:57And probably won't be my last
00:52:00Now, this is going to be a private affair
00:52:12And don't call for no spectators
00:52:14You wait right here
00:52:16Come on, Judy
00:52:18My father was the greatest guy in the world
00:52:21And if he said he had seven kids, he had seven kids
00:52:24Even if he didn't
00:52:25That was just a stroke of faith
00:52:27But before I'd make a liar out of him
00:52:28I'd take a beating from every one of you
00:52:31Go ahead, the line forms on the right
00:52:32Start in
00:52:33You look like the most irritated
00:52:34Take a few whacks at me
00:52:37Oh
00:52:39Looks like friday the 13th
00:52:43Come in, peter, won't you?
00:52:44No, thank you, molly
00:52:46I don't aim on being made a fool out of more than once
00:52:48Oh, but uncle pete
00:52:49You can forget that you ever had an uncle peter
00:52:52Let's go, Judy
00:52:57That's all right, ma
00:52:58I don't feel that way
00:53:00Hey, you see what you've done
00:53:05I hope you're happy
00:53:07Oh, ma
00:53:10Pop was tough
00:53:12And I'm tough
00:53:13You said so yourself many a time
00:53:15You don't want to be the only softy in the family
00:53:24Well
00:53:25Well
00:53:26We won't discuss the matter any further
00:53:28Come on, Judy
00:53:31So that's the angle, huh?
00:53:37Well, goodbye, Mr. Monaghan
00:53:38One
00:53:39Two
00:53:53Anyhow, my aim is still good
00:53:58Hello
00:54:03No, Mr. Monaghan ain't in, but this here's his daughter
00:54:07Oh, yeah, why sure, send them right up
00:54:13Go right up, please
00:54:14Number 1242
00:54:15Thanks, Shorty
00:54:16We know the number
00:54:17I want to remind you once more, this is my wrap
00:54:22You slugs are just long for the ride, get it?
00:54:23Right
00:54:24Oh, hi
00:54:25Hello
00:54:26Hello
00:54:27Can we come in?
00:54:28Sure, come on in
00:54:29Hi
00:54:30Hello
00:54:31Hello
00:54:32We come to give these duds back
00:54:33Is Uncle Pete around?
00:54:34No, and I'm worried because he ain't been home all night
00:54:36Oh, no, and I'm worried because he ain't been home all night
00:54:39No, no, no
00:54:40No, no
00:54:41No
00:54:42No
00:54:43No
00:54:44No
00:54:45No
00:54:46No
00:54:47No
00:54:48No
00:54:49When's the last time you seen him?
00:54:50She was, I reckon it must have been about 10 o'clock
00:54:51He went off with that Mr. Mooney
00:54:52George Mooney?
00:54:53Yeah, he said something about taking Pappy for a ride
00:54:54Taking him for a ride?
00:54:55Yeah, that's what he said
00:54:56That don't sound kosher to me
00:54:57No
00:54:58No, no, no
00:54:59No, no, no
00:55:00No, no, no
00:55:01No, no, no
00:55:02No, no, no
00:55:03No, no, no
00:55:04No, no, no
00:55:05No, no, no
00:55:06No, no, no
00:55:07No, no
00:55:08No, no, no
00:55:09No, no
00:55:10No, no
00:55:11No, no
00:55:12No, no
00:55:13No, no
00:55:14No, no
00:55:15No
00:55:16No
00:55:17No
00:55:18No
00:55:19No
00:55:20No
00:55:21No
00:55:22No
00:55:23No
00:55:24No
00:55:25It's not me
00:55:26Someone's on the phone
00:55:27Hello
00:55:28Yes
00:55:29Well, yes
00:55:30Send him right up
00:55:31That was the man down in the lobby
00:55:32He said Mr. Mooney was down there but he didn't say nothing about Pappy
00:55:35I wonder if there's anything wrong
00:55:36Is Mooney coming up?
00:55:37Yeah
00:55:38There's something fishy about this, especially if Georgie's mixed up in it
00:55:41Look, don't you tell me he was up here, we're gonna hide in the next room
00:55:45next room when you find out what was in his mind you come in and tell us you
00:55:48understand yeah but gee whiz I'm afraid something will go wrong don't worry about
00:55:52nothing Georgie steps out of line I'll come in and cock him
00:55:57oh Miss Monahan hello come in thanks where's Pappy well that's what I came to tell you about
00:56:17well there isn't anything happen to him is it don't worry about it he he just met up with a
00:56:22little accident an accident is he hurt is he hurt bad oh it's nothing serious please send me to get
00:56:27you hear that that clenches it you're sure he isn't hurt sure don't worry well where is he
00:56:37come on downtown let's go all right oh maybe I'd better get my hat first
00:56:43that's the corniest gag in the world had whiskers on it when I was going to kindergarten
00:56:54what you mean just a wreck it's the same old frame-up you mean there ain't no accident
00:56:59certainly not that's just part of the act where you going I'm going to get my gun that's where I'm a
00:57:05going this ain't Texas baby no but I just get listen you put on your hat and go with that bloke and
00:57:10leave the rest to me dirty ornery skunk I second emotion but you just do like I say yeah all right
00:57:16where does that door lead to the hall okay you give us time to get downstairs and don't let that
00:57:22slug know that you're wise to him okay
00:57:29all right let's go okay
00:57:53stop behind that tree there
00:58:06here they come I thought I told you to duck
00:58:16the car is right over here
00:58:22get going Danny right wait a minute you got a nickel
00:58:28no hey clippy chief give me that nickel you found yesterday
00:58:31I only got four cents I bought a piece of gum
00:58:33well give it to him not say gum not four cents
00:58:37phone me here as soon as you find out
00:58:39right
00:58:40come on we better hang around that phone
00:58:48hey Charlie I'm expecting a call the name is McGinnis
00:58:59Muggs McGinnis we'll be sitting right over there
00:59:01very good sir
00:59:02come on fellas you're making me nervous
00:59:05something you want sir
00:59:12yes take that bell and put it away
00:59:15oh you never let me enjoy myself
00:59:17want to enjoy yourself huh
00:59:18well go ahead enjoy yourself
00:59:20stranger where I come from there's skin critters like you alive
00:59:23and that's what I'm going to do to you if it's the last thing I ever do
00:59:27so help me Sam Houston
00:59:29maybe your daughter's health ain't worth that much to you
00:59:32what you already lowdown coyote you
00:59:34you're getting a little rough aren't you partner
00:59:37hey wait what in the world kind of place is in
00:59:49oh it's a hospital this is the back entrance come on
00:59:52what's happy what's right
01:00:22wrong oh nothing gal just a little modern highway robbery that's all
01:00:26yes sir just a moment please
01:00:29call from Mr. McGinnis call from Mr. McGinnis call for Mr. McGinnis call for Mr. McGinnis
01:00:43call him yourself
01:00:44call for Mr. McGinnis
01:00:45hey that's a familiar name
01:00:46what is McGinnis
01:00:47McGinnis
01:00:48Hey, that's me! Hey, Mrs. Spellboy! What is that? Telephone, sir. Where where? Right over there. Well, I'll give you a tip. Get out of this racket.
01:00:59Hello? Hello? Well, come on, make the connection. It's a critical moment. Hello, Muggs. This is Danny. Yeah, it's fine. Well, where are you? Grab some tools and write this down.
01:01:12684 West 9th Street. 684 West 9th Street. Yeah, just off 11th Avenue.
01:01:19Hey, Muggs, you better bring some help. It looks like... It looks like what? Hey, Danny! Danny, where are you?
01:01:29Something must happen to him. You got that number? Yeah, 684 West 9th Street. All right, let's land.
01:01:39Benny, Skinny, Dave, take off. Where are you going? I don't know. I see on you I gotta make a depression. I gotta tell you personally.
01:01:48Excuse us. Excuse us.
01:01:51What? Get murdered? You'll tell him I declare the truth personally just for today. Yes, General.
01:01:57Bruno, you'll come with me for luck. Yeah, you'll need it.
01:02:01You mean you ain't met with no accident? Not yet. Maybe he won't either. He'll tell us where he keeps his bankroll.
01:02:06Well, that's easy. He don't keep it at all. I keep it. And it's right in here.
01:02:17Come on, Pappy. We're getting out of here.
01:02:18Double G, hold the back.
01:02:20Just a minute, sister. You'll have to get hurt with this pistol here, Williams.
01:02:23That'll be all of that.
01:02:24Hey, Bruno, come on. I'll go. Well, wait for me.
01:02:43I caught him and quoted his address to somebody.
01:02:46That'll bring the cops.
01:02:47Yeah, then he'll all bring you, rat.
01:02:48Why, you little...
01:02:50Oh, there we go.
01:03:06This is just what I...
01:03:07Wait, wait for us.
01:03:20What are you going to do?
01:03:25What are you waiting for?
01:03:27I ain't waiting for nothing.
01:03:27Well, let's roll.
01:03:28Let's do.
01:03:41There they are.
01:03:42There they are.
01:03:43I tell you.
01:03:49We're going to do it.
01:03:51Wait.
01:03:52I'll do it.
01:03:53I'll do it.
01:04:03Wait.
01:04:06Go to it, Ohhh.
01:04:07Go to it, Smead.
01:04:08Go to it, Smead.
01:04:09We're going to fight.
01:04:10Let's do it, Smead.
01:04:10Let's go here.
01:04:11Oh, I didn't think Slim could ride him.
01:04:20That's a worst Mustang on the ranch.
01:04:23Mustang? I used that in hot dogs.
01:04:24I could ride that mule all day.
01:04:26I don't reckon so.
01:04:28Think I could ride that mule?
01:04:30I don't reckon so.
01:04:32Hey, Blipper, you think I could ride him?
01:04:33I reckon I'll bust my purchase if you can't bust.
01:04:36Well, I just plum reckon I'll show these cowpokes a thing or two.
01:04:39Make sure you ain't wrecking yourself.
01:04:41Be careful there, Ethel Britchard.
01:04:42Make it easy.
01:04:43Oh, no.
01:04:43He rode the rush hour on the subway.
01:04:45Well, if he rides that Mustang...
01:04:46Oh, he's getting on.
01:04:48I can't look at it.
01:04:49He's getting busted.
01:04:50Oh, he's going to get a car.
01:04:51Oh, I reckon he busted his britches.
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