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Billionaire Daddy, the Hunt is On! US Sereal
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:26The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end?
00:00:32You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left LA?
00:00:37You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:39I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:41I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:45No, no, no, Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay? Bye.
00:00:52I'm so fucked up.
00:01:14What the hell?
00:01:23What the hell?
00:01:24Honey, I'm just trying to look out for you, okay?
00:01:39I want to scare you the embarrassment of being kicked out when everybody finds out.
00:01:46You mean like how you were kicked out of the mall?
00:01:48Leave on my own.
00:01:55Hey mom, I'm coming back to find daddy.
00:01:59Honey, I told you this before, I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:02But you haven't told me.
00:02:03Remember when you practically begged me to let you and Carl lift her.
00:02:05You mean the ring?
00:02:06I always knew you were a nasty little hussy.
00:02:09K-group at record high profits this year thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King, who's brought
00:02:20the group's profits to over $10 billion.
00:02:22Hey mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:27He looks just like me.
00:02:28I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:31Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:34I can't believe Blair drugged me so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:44Come on pretty girl, get on over here.
00:03:04Hey mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:09Oh crap.
00:03:11Okay, I'm gonna go soon.
00:03:13Cynthia will be here, okay?
00:03:15Be good.
00:03:16Okay.
00:03:19What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:22Oh my god, what have you done?
00:03:35Do you have any idea how much this dress costs?
00:03:38I'm so sorry, I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:41You have a nice face.
00:03:43Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:45Trying to claw your way into high society I see?
00:03:48Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
00:03:51But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:53Clean it?
00:03:54Of course you lower class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:57You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:59With what, your dish soap?
00:04:01My legal team will be in contact with how you will compensate me.
00:04:18Raymond?
00:04:19Interesting.
00:04:20I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:24A pity, considering your mother is more into people like someone of my status.
00:04:29You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:32It's not the other way around.
00:04:33It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:36Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage, I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:41I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:45There won't be a next.
00:04:48I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:53Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:55I...
00:04:56I don't think so.
00:04:58Right, of course.
00:05:01Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:04Carry on.
00:05:06Miranda?
00:05:10Miranda.
00:05:12Wow, Miranda.
00:05:13And here I thought you ran off and eloped with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:20Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:23Why bother coming back to LA?
00:05:25Did you find another target?
00:05:26Who's the poor old soul this time for Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:29Miranda, what are you...
00:05:32Patrick, why don't you go grab me another drink?
00:05:35Chardonnay?
00:05:37Sure.
00:05:40Don't think Patrick's gonna come crawling back to you just because you're back.
00:05:44We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:47Congratulations, that's none of my business.
00:05:49Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:52If you take one look at my fiance, I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:56Do you understand?
00:05:58Let go of me.
00:06:03You're fired.
00:06:04What? Why?
00:06:05Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:07That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:09But didn't she say she'll let it slide? It was an accident.
00:06:12Miss Alicia might be fine with it, but we're not.
00:06:15This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation of this catering company.
00:06:18Do you understand?
00:06:19Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:21I can't lose this job.
00:06:23You know, I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:29If you are serious about this position, we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:34I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:41In your dreams, perv.
00:06:43I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:53Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:55Sir, your mother just called.
00:07:02She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:05Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:07I know, but she's already-
00:07:08Steve!
00:07:10Can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:13I'm trying to get some peace and quiet, and I can't do that when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:17You understand?
00:07:18Yes, sir.
00:07:19I'll try.
00:07:26What am I gonna do? Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:35King's mansion stays looking for a household maid.
00:07:38Six hours a day.
00:07:4010k per month.
00:07:43You do have an impressive academic record, but since you haven't finished your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree, how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:08:00Really?
00:08:02Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:04You can start today.
00:08:07Great.
00:08:08I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:10Yes!
00:08:11Right away, sir, I will not let you down.
00:08:21How is the design proposal for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:24We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:26Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:29When's the submission?
00:08:31It's today, sir.
00:08:32Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:33Blanca's not coming?
00:08:34I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:45Yeah, send her in.
00:08:49Newbie.
00:08:50One day long, blockade.
00:08:51Hi minister.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:56Angela's designer's scouting at the studio.
00:09:00You?!
00:09:01Sir, do you know her?
00:09:02This is where mmm car servants can be planned.
00:09:03Yes.
00:09:04No.
00:09:08We just met yesterday.
00:09:09That's it
00:09:11You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm?
00:09:14Yeah, yes.
00:09:21So, first you show up to my banquet as a waitress,
00:09:26and now you are in my office as Blanca's representative.
00:09:31Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:33And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:35This, uh, this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:39Are you a spy?
00:09:40What? No.
00:09:41I just work two jobs.
00:09:56Well, how about you tell Blanca that I no longer need your services?
00:10:02What?
00:10:04No, my boss will fire me.
00:10:06That's not my problem.
00:10:08Wait, no.
00:10:11Miss, I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:13No, no, this is, this is my first date.
00:10:15Please, I need the money.
00:10:17You're beautiful, and you seem smart.
00:10:22So, tell me.
00:10:26Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:33Let's go.
00:10:34Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:35Yes, sir.
00:10:44What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:58Good grief.
00:10:59Your first day of work, and you blew it with my top client.
00:11:02Miranda, you are fired.
00:11:05Get out of my face.
00:11:07Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:28We'd love for you to start tomorrow, if possible.
00:11:30Yes, of course.
00:11:31Mrs. King, thank you so much.
00:11:35I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:36Oh, you won't be working for me.
00:11:39You'll be serving my son, Raymond.
00:11:42Raymond.
00:11:43Like the Raymond King from the K group?
00:11:46Mmm, this is his home.
00:11:48Good try, small mother bear.
00:12:00Will you watch me now, little bear?
00:12:01Finally, I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:20Thank you, sign-on bonus.
00:12:21Damn it.
00:12:42Oh, shit.
00:12:46Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:12:48Stop it.
00:12:48Come on.
00:12:51Why is my fool wet?
00:13:02Get somebody to send another copy of these files over.
00:13:06Yes, sir.
00:13:09And about the new maid, sir.
00:13:11Take care of her yourself.
00:13:13I had high expectations for you, Miranda.
00:13:20But due to your carelessness, Mr. King slipped, soiled his suit, and ruined those important business documents.
00:13:27But I was just on my...
00:13:28There's nothing I can do.
00:13:31Please, I've already spent the sign-on bonus on my son's tuition.
00:13:35We can work out a payment plan.
00:13:36What are you doing in my house?
00:13:46I'm working.
00:13:47Or, I was.
00:13:49So, you've worked three different jobs in three days?
00:13:55Well, let's see.
00:13:56Your date that night cost me my job as a waitress,
00:13:59and you got me fired from the interior design firm,
00:14:01and now I'm here.
00:14:06And now you're firing me from this job, too.
00:14:09I mean, what do you have against me, Mr. King?
00:14:12It's okay.
00:14:14I understand.
00:14:16I'll leave now.
00:14:19Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:20About the banquet and the office, genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:37How about this?
00:14:39You can work your shift here as my maid,
00:14:40and double as my assistant at the K-Group office.
00:14:44I'll even double your pay.
00:14:48Really?
00:14:51Thank you so much.
00:14:53Okay.
00:15:04She was an interior design student at UCLA six years ago.
00:15:09Didn't finish her degree.
00:15:10Now works part-time here and there.
00:15:12And she recently moved back to L.A. with her five-year-old son.
00:15:16Who is she?
00:15:17And who sent her?
00:15:20Look, I want details.
00:15:23Specifically who she associates with.
00:15:25Wait, what are you doing with my stuff?
00:15:25How'd you get in here?
00:15:26Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:27Carl?
00:15:28I mean, what are you doing here so late?
00:15:30She's not very good.
00:15:33Sir?
00:15:35She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:37I've got her working both in my home and in my office.
00:15:40So if she slips up, I can trace the trail straight to whoever's behind her.
00:15:45Yes, sir.
00:15:46And one last thing.
00:15:48Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:52Patrick and Blair.
00:15:56I'll be there.
00:15:58Yes, sir.
00:15:58Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:16What are you, a maid?
00:16:18Hey, where are you going?
00:16:23Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:25Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:34That's more like it.
00:16:35Excuse me.
00:16:48Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:51Of course.
00:16:52I'm just watering the plants.
00:16:54See?
00:16:54Aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:17:06Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:09What are you talking about?
00:17:10Oh!
00:17:21Miranda!
00:17:22What were you thinking?
00:17:24Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:30So?
00:17:31I am so sorry.
00:17:33Why didn't you stop by the K-Group like I asked you to?
00:17:37Because I've been busy.
00:17:38I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:40Oh, okay.
00:17:40So it's my fault now?
00:17:42No, no.
00:17:43Not at all.
00:17:46You know,
00:17:47I would stay sharp if I was you because
00:17:51Spy Game isn't for everyone.
00:17:54You know what?
00:17:58I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:18:01I quit.
00:18:05We'll be back.
00:18:06Your little Spy Game isn't over.
00:18:08Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:15Let me help you.
00:18:16Don't.
00:18:16Don't touch me.
00:18:24Okay, you can do this.
00:18:26You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:27You can do this for Kirk,
00:18:29for a better life.
00:18:30I can handle it myself.
00:18:32Where's Patrick?
00:18:34I don't know.
00:18:35He's not here yet.
00:18:36Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:43Three,
00:18:44two,
00:18:46one.
00:18:49Welcome back.
00:18:51Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:53Mr. King,
00:18:54please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:18:57Do you have a preference?
00:18:57Any one will do.
00:19:06I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier,
00:19:09and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:14Well, keep this up,
00:19:16and I might consider it.
00:19:18Miranda?
00:19:23Miranda.
00:19:24Hey, cousin.
00:19:25Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:33Miranda,
00:19:34Miranda,
00:19:35what are you doing here?
00:19:37She's just a maid.
00:19:41Hello?
00:19:42Yes?
00:19:44What?
00:19:45Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:46Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:48Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:49Okay.
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00:19:55Okay.
00:19:55Here you go.
00:20:01You're being rude.
00:20:04Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:20:07No one's stopping you.
00:20:09My apologies.
00:20:11Your wallet, sir.
00:20:13Much better.
00:20:16Oh, and another thing?
00:20:18Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:20You work for me.
00:20:21Okay.
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00:20:24Okay.
00:20:25I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:37How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:40Drop the app.
00:20:41You think I don't know what you're up to trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed just like
00:20:44you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:46Hi.
00:20:46Patrick's with me now, so you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:50You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:20:52Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:55I'm warning you, I'm warning you, stay away from the king family.
00:21:01If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:21:04You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:08Miranda.
00:21:18Miranda.
00:21:18If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:24You don't have to work here.
00:21:25Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:30Stop it.
00:21:30You're gonna get me fired.
00:21:32You're a guest here.
00:21:34You left without saying a word.
00:21:37Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy, but was that a lie?
00:21:41What really happened?
00:21:43I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:44It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:46You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:47There's no hope for us.
00:21:49That's not true.
00:21:52I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:55Just stop it.
00:21:56Come on, please, Miranda.
00:22:00What the hell is going on here?
00:22:04You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:22:11You are fired.
00:22:13Get the hell out of here.
00:22:21Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:24Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:34Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:50Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:53A waiter at a high-end club just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:22:57What do you say?
00:22:58I...
00:22:59Like, really rich guys.
00:23:01The kind that tip a lot.
00:23:04How long is the shift?
00:23:06Just a night.
00:23:07A few hours tops.
00:23:08They're hosting a big event downtown and are super short-staffed.
00:23:12Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:14It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:20$1,500?
00:23:24Okay, I'm in.
00:23:26God, any shorter night might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:28Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:30Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:32Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:34Yeah, you know what?
00:23:35Forget the drinks.
00:23:36I understand you learn ballet, huh?
00:23:38Yeah.
00:23:39We need you for something else, and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:42$3,000?
00:23:43Mm-hmm.
00:23:44What do I have to do?
00:23:45Dance.
00:23:46What?
00:23:47Hello and welcome.
00:23:54We hope you enjoy the show.
00:23:58It's just one night.
00:23:59It's just for the money.
00:24:10They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:17That one, eh?
00:24:26She must be new.
00:24:32You haven't seen her around here before.
00:24:34She's still good, though.
00:24:40Who in the VIP room?
00:24:42Yes, sir.
00:24:43Right away.
00:24:44Anything else?
00:24:45I want that dancer.
00:24:49Ooh, good choice.
00:25:01Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter, and the dancing was already, like, a little bit much.
00:25:04This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:25:07$5,000?
00:25:08For what, exactly?
00:25:10Don't worry about it.
00:25:11I know these guys.
00:25:12They're very rich.
00:25:13Just think how lucky you are to be in this position, really.
00:25:16It's Miranda.
00:25:17Yeah, it's not a big deal.
00:25:19Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:22Hm?
00:25:24And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:28Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:40I, uh, have a scar.
00:25:44And it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:47What a shame.
00:25:48Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:50Yeah.
00:25:51You know, I can get someone else if you prefer.
00:25:53Aww.
00:25:54You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:25:56That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:25:59If you, uh, make him happy, he'll get you eight grand.
00:26:03Eight grand, not five?
00:26:04Mm-hmm.
00:26:05To what?
00:26:06Like, pour drinks?
00:26:07Is that what your manager said?
00:26:08Okay, then.
00:26:09Yeah, go in there.
00:26:10Pour in your drink.
00:26:11Let go.
00:26:12Let me see this car.
00:26:13No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:14So, you're an exotic dancer now.
00:26:16Tell me, how did your handler find me?
00:26:18What?
00:26:19What?
00:26:20What?
00:26:21Is that what your manager said?
00:26:22Okay, then.
00:26:23Yeah, go in there.
00:26:24Pour in your drink.
00:26:25Let go.
00:26:26Let me see this car.
00:26:27No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:28Let go.
00:26:29Let me see this car.
00:26:30No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:33So, you're an exotic dancer now.
00:26:42How did your handler find me here?
00:26:43Hmm?
00:26:44What handler?
00:26:45I work here.
00:26:46Okay, Blair fired me and I needed the money.
00:26:49What?
00:26:51What?
00:26:52I told you to ignore them.
00:26:54You work for me.
00:26:55You remember?
00:26:56Yeah.
00:26:57Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:26:59Okay, just let me go.
00:27:00You can keep your eight grand.
00:27:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:27:05I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:27:07You're gonna make me pay for these damages.
00:27:08God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:27:10Why are you always buzzing around?
00:27:12Why can't you just...
00:27:13Ow!
00:27:14No, just stop touching the glass.
00:27:15Here.
00:27:16Ow.
00:27:17Look, I'll pay for the damages.
00:27:19Just...
00:27:20Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:23What?
00:27:24You want to rehire me?
00:27:25So you can sleep with me?
00:27:27No.
00:27:28Well, that is a good suggestion.
00:27:29No, no, no.
00:27:30I meant just come work for me.
00:27:32And me alone.
00:27:33No.
00:27:34No.
00:27:35Absolutely not.
00:27:36If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:38Hey, no.
00:27:39Hey.
00:27:40Look.
00:27:41Everybody has a price.
00:27:42How much should it cost?
00:27:43Hmm?
00:27:44How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:50Don't mind me.
00:27:51Carry on.
00:27:52Get out!
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:56How much should it cost, Miranda?
00:27:57Just tell me.
00:27:58Okay.
00:27:59Fine.
00:28:0010,000 a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:28:03Deal.
00:28:08Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:15What is wrong with you?
00:28:18Well, I'm assuming that's a yes.
00:28:20Should we send someone to chase her down, or...
00:28:22No.
00:28:23No.
00:28:24She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:27She'll be back.
00:28:30What?
00:28:31You just got rehired, Miranda.
00:28:33Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:35How about you put in a two-
00:28:36Please.
00:28:37I can't do this anymore.
00:28:38I'm just here to return this.
00:28:42We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:44No, please.
00:28:45This is not worth his time.
00:28:48Turns out you really are Raymond's housemaid.
00:28:52What a plot twist.
00:28:53Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:28:56but you also shifped him and ran off.
00:29:00I like that.
00:29:01What are you doing here?
00:29:03You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:29:07Great. Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:29:09So, I hear that you want to quit.
00:29:24Alright, well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date.
00:29:30You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:36Why would you let her quit?
00:29:38Raymond, dude.
00:29:39Don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:43I mean, it was a kind of weird kink you had.
00:29:47I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:29:53Yes.
00:29:54What I was trying to say, she should be living in a luxury house.
00:29:58Driving luxury cars, you know, weighted on hand and foot by servants.
00:30:02Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:30:05Why don't you just give it to me?
00:30:07You know I'll take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:30:10Alright, alright, I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:14I'm just here to work. I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:19You're interested in making money, though?
00:30:21What'd you say?
00:30:24You know what? I'm going to go.
00:30:33Fine.
00:30:40I thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:46Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:30:50Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:30:53Oh, so you're experienced. No wonder you're very handy.
00:30:58That's not important.
00:31:00We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:31:04I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:31:06You remember taking my black card?
00:31:10Get changed.
00:31:13I am not doing some weird roleplay with you.
00:31:16Oh, okay, so you're, uh, fantasizing about me now.
00:31:28What's this for?
00:31:30Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged, and...
00:31:37I need a date.
00:31:39And you want me...
00:31:41Yes.
00:31:42Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:44I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember.
00:31:46And the nanny gets off at six, so...
00:31:49Find someone else.
00:31:51You work for me.
00:31:53Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:31:56Because I'm your maid?
00:31:58I mean, what would people think...
00:31:59I'll take care of it. Don't worry.
00:32:01But I have to...
00:32:02Unless...
00:32:04You can think of...
00:32:06Another way...
00:32:08That...
00:32:09You'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:17Fine.
00:32:18Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:20FITTS first.
00:32:37I can't see...
00:32:38this is your engagement party Blair don't be impulsive but Raymond is head of the king family
00:32:57if Miranda marries him then I'll be under forever okay even so you can't go against him
00:33:03maybe just not so direct Patrick is second in line to inherit k group and now that I'm his fiancee I
00:33:09can't let Miranda ruin us okay you need to calm down calm down if Patrick finds out that we set up
00:33:16Miranda to leave him and sent her off to marry that old creep he'll leave me I we worked so hard
00:33:23to get to where we're at today if I don't marry into the king family we'll be bankrupt
00:33:28Raymond did you bring your maid to my engagement party
00:33:35don't you think that's a little inappropriate Blair stop saying that everything's fine
00:33:44everyone emotions are just running high today fine then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third
00:33:52great whore don't think you can pull one over on me gold-digging bitch I know about your scandal
00:34:01and I'll release it you mean the one you orchestrated Blair don't think you can weasel your way out of
00:34:06this one hey Blair have you lost your mind have you forgotten what day it is today
00:34:12come on let's go
00:34:17I'm sorry do you know Patrick and what's that scandal that Blair was talking about
00:34:25I have no clue what she's talking about and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way
00:34:31maybe it's what Patrick said emotions are a little high today
00:34:35cheers to my engagement so happy you could make it thank you for having me yeah of course
00:34:45I mean it could be bigger but you know anyways
00:34:49whose little brat are you
00:34:54whose little brat are you
00:34:59let me go let me go
00:35:00what you've never seen a cake before that's expensive
00:35:02don't you understand more expensive than your life
00:35:05let go me lady
00:35:08where are your parents
00:35:10he's just lost
00:35:12I'll go find his parents
00:35:14rest if you have a moment to look it over
00:35:17I don't really want to think about work right now personally
00:35:19I think it's best if we just enjoy
00:35:21ow you're hurting me
00:35:23enough you little brat
00:35:24hey Blair what are you doing
00:35:26this is not my problem
00:35:28oh excuse me where do you
00:35:29hey
00:35:34what are you you okay
00:35:37dad
00:35:40whoa
00:35:40whoa I think uh
00:35:43I think you might be mistaken because
00:35:45I am not your dad
00:35:47but you are my dad
00:35:49but you are my dad
00:35:50I'm my dad
00:35:51okay yeah
00:35:52oh uh nothing to see here
00:35:54just uh
00:35:55a lost kid
00:35:57Mr. King and I will help find his parents
00:35:58please just continue to enjoy the party
00:36:00okay okay
00:36:01yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:36:02yeah yeah just
00:36:02just stop crying
00:36:04hey young man
00:36:09oh crap
00:36:11I don't think this guy here is your father
00:36:14why don't you come with me
00:36:16and we can go try and figure something out
00:36:17no you're wrong
00:36:20look I think your parents are going to be worried
00:36:24if they can't find you
00:36:24why don't we go try and find them huh
00:36:26okay buddy
00:36:29uh let's go
00:36:31all right
00:36:31one two three
00:36:33oh yeah
00:36:34god what was Cynthia thinking
00:36:44told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff
00:36:46not just anyone
00:36:47oh god I can't let Damon fire me
00:36:49there's no way I'm gonna deal with that lawsuit case
00:36:51oh there you are
00:37:08you naughty naughty boy
00:37:10you scare your mother
00:37:11mommy
00:37:14mommy
00:37:15okay
00:37:16mommy
00:37:17oh Kirk
00:37:19oh Kirk
00:37:19Judy
00:37:20ma'am hello
00:37:21hi
00:37:21hello
00:37:22are you really this kid's mother
00:37:26did you not hear him call me mommy
00:37:28you should keep a better eye on him
00:37:30it's dangerous for him to run off on his own
00:37:32don't tell me how to raise my kid
00:37:34something wrong sir
00:37:40nothing no I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize
00:37:46did mommy tell you to hide and wait here
00:37:59I'm sorry mommy
00:38:00but I saw that big cake
00:38:02and it looked so yummy
00:38:04okay well mommy has to leave in a minute
00:38:07so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up okay
00:38:09you're not gonna go around calling random guys your dad right
00:38:13okay but don't you think he looks just like me
00:38:16nope
00:38:17nope not at all
00:38:18okay now who's gonna pick you up in an hour
00:38:21Auntie Sam
00:38:22good and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia okay
00:38:26I love you baby
00:38:30I'll see you tonight when I get home
00:38:32sir they found something
00:38:36they found the ring
00:38:38where'd you find those
00:38:41was that some antique pawn shop
00:38:43a pawn shop
00:38:46yeah
00:38:47what do you want
00:38:56I need to talk to you
00:38:57right now
00:38:58ladies and gentlemen
00:39:15if I may have your attention please
00:39:17as the proud father of the future groom
00:39:20I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:23at this momentous engagement celebration
00:39:27what are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:31you're engaged Patrick
00:39:33okay this is extremely inappropriate
00:39:35you know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together
00:39:39I just
00:39:39I need to know
00:39:42if you give the word I will call off the engagement
00:39:45I think I made my stance pretty clear last time
00:39:47we're done
00:39:48whatever we had between us it's not there anymore
00:39:50is it because of Raymond?
00:39:52if it helps you sleep at night sure
00:39:54and stop calling me
00:39:59and stop asking to see me in private
00:40:01just stop it
00:40:02sir
00:40:09I was just looking for you
00:40:11the ceremony is real
00:40:12that I'm reassigning him to the Houston office
00:40:15tell him to get the fuck out of LA
00:40:17now
00:40:18so
00:40:23God bless
00:40:24may the bond of your love be everlasting
00:40:27and I think I speak on all our behalf when I say
00:40:29we can't wait for this wedding
00:40:31yay
00:40:32where have you been?
00:40:46I've been looking everywhere for you
00:40:47oh so
00:40:48I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:40:51I guess we just miss each other
00:40:53now
00:40:55let's get this party started
00:40:56what?
00:41:11Texas?
00:41:12hey
00:41:13you should really focus on yourself
00:41:15I'll deal with you when we get home
00:41:18deal with what?
00:41:24deal with what?
00:41:26you and Patrick
00:41:29I
00:41:37I don't understand
00:41:38why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:41didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:43what?
00:41:43why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:45why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:41:47alone?
00:41:49were you feeding him information about me?
00:41:50were you spying on me?
00:41:51stop evading the question
00:41:53were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:41:56okay can we just take it back a second?
00:41:59I mean where did this whole I'm a spy narrative even come from?
00:42:01you're at my banquets
00:42:02you're in my offices
00:42:04you're in my house
00:42:05you're at my clubs
00:42:06I mean what am I supposed to think?
00:42:07you're everywhere
00:42:08you're everywhere
00:42:12okay so there's been a lot of coincidences
00:42:14but why would Patrick want me to spy on you?
00:42:16so that you can seduce me
00:42:18to gain access to information
00:42:20that'll help Patrick
00:42:21and sweep the company out from under me
00:42:23okay whatever business
00:42:24family drama
00:42:26political bullshit you're going through
00:42:27I have nothing to do with it
00:42:29I'm not here to steal information
00:42:30I'm not here for Patrick
00:42:31and I sure as hell am not here to seduce you
00:42:34you really want me to believe
00:42:36that you haven't been trying to seduce me
00:42:38this entire time
00:42:39because it's been working
00:42:46I'm not here for you
00:43:14Oh, yeah, all right, I'll be on a minute.
00:43:44To the office, sir?
00:43:56No.
00:43:58I want to follow up on this ring.
00:44:00You don't mind me asking, sir, what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:44:06It's mine.
00:44:08I think I gave it to her that night.
00:44:10Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:44:15She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:17We can head there now.
00:44:26Welcome.
00:44:27Um, may I help you?
00:44:29Yes.
00:44:29Are you Cindy?
00:44:30Yes.
00:44:33Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:36Yes.
00:44:41Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:43Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:45What?
00:44:46What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:48Where'd you get the ring then?
00:44:49I snagged it from a flea market.
00:44:52The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:44:53It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:44:55Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:44:57I don't remember.
00:44:58It was years ago.
00:45:00Oh, I do remember.
00:45:02It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:45:05No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:45:10I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:45:11We need to keep looking.
00:45:13Let's head back to the office.
00:45:14Yes, sir.
00:45:15While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:17I want to know everything about her.
00:45:19Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:21We've already tried, sir.
00:45:22Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:25Of course, sir.
00:45:25Hello?
00:45:37I am so sorry.
00:45:39No, I'm on my way.
00:45:40I will be there soon.
00:45:41Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:43Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:45:46He knew.
00:45:47Sin?
00:45:48Sin!
00:45:50Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:45:52Where did you send him?
00:45:55I swear my dad does work here.
00:46:03Hey, excuse me.
00:46:04What's going on here?
00:46:05Dad!
00:46:05Oh, my gosh.
00:46:06Hey, what are you doing here, kid?
00:46:09What is your, uh, is your father work here?
00:46:12You're my dad, and I just didn't have to get on the plane, so now I'm here.
00:46:17Oh, hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:20Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:22They're just, um, send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:29Hey, hey, buddy, you like, uh, you like model cars?
00:46:32Yeah, I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:37Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:39Well, we've got to find his father first.
00:46:40But you are my dad.
00:46:42Do I look like your dad?
00:46:43Yes.
00:46:44You two do look alike.
00:46:48Sorry, what?
00:46:51You two look alike.
00:47:01Uh, well, hey, look, I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office,
00:47:08and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:47:11Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:32No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:35Excuse me, Mr. King.
00:47:36I thought he might be yours, because he looks just like you.
00:47:41Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:48Stark!
00:47:53Do we really look that much alike?
00:47:56No.
00:47:58Yeah, um, I guess.
00:48:01Hey, buddy.
00:48:09You could be a businessman when you get older.
00:48:11You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:48:12Dad, I want to go home.
00:48:16His father not answered the memo yet.
00:48:17All right, here we are, right?
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:34Look at that.
00:48:35Look at that.
00:48:35Wow, you really are a kingdom.
00:48:40This is like a castle.
00:48:41That is right, and you are in my kingdom, so welcome.
00:48:45Sir, who is this?
00:48:48Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, um, until we can pick him up.
00:48:53Where'd you go?
00:49:08Where are you?
00:49:09Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda?
00:49:23She ran off this morning.
00:49:26Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:28Call her.
00:49:29Yes, sir.
00:49:30Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:34I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:49:36Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:37What else is new?
00:49:39But, uh, pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and...
00:49:42Get them in a toy while you're at it.
00:49:46Yes, sir.
00:49:46Oh, my gosh, it's Dad's.
00:50:04I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:24Uh, also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:26Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:27Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:31She's right there, sir.
00:50:32So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning.
00:50:45You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window.
00:50:50You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you.
00:50:54And you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning.
00:50:58Oh, goody, I'm starving!
00:51:05He's your responsibility now.
00:51:08LAPD will be here shortly.
00:51:10Hopefully.
00:51:11Sounds good.
00:51:12Absolutely will do what can do.
00:51:19Okay, we're gonna play a game, okay?
00:51:22Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:23Are we playing pretend?
00:51:25How, how did you know that?
00:51:27Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:31All right.
00:51:32Okay, we are gonna play pretend again.
00:51:34I'm gonna be the nanny, and you're gonna be the little kid.
00:51:38But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:51:43Okay.
00:51:47Nanny, I'm tired.
00:51:49Take him to the guest room.
00:51:54And, uh, I'm gonna go ahead and get in contact with the cops because they should be here by now.
00:51:59No!
00:51:59What's gotten into you?
00:52:08No.
00:52:10I will take care of it for you.
00:52:12You are very clearly busy with...
00:52:16stuff.
00:52:17So I'll deal with the boy and the police, and you just...
00:52:21you just relax.
00:52:22Hi, LAPD.
00:52:38I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning.
00:52:42I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found,
00:52:44and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:52:47Yeah.
00:52:48Okay.
00:52:50Oh, oh, oh.
00:53:00I'm sorry.
00:53:02No, no, no.
00:53:03It's all right.
00:53:03It's all right.
00:53:05No, no, no.
00:53:06Stop, stop.
00:53:06I got it.
00:53:07I can get you a new outfit.
00:53:09That would be helpful.
00:53:11Hey.
00:53:12Hey, buddy.
00:53:12Buddy.
00:53:13It's all right.
00:53:14I'm not mad.
00:53:15It's just an accident.
00:53:17It happens, okay?
00:53:20Now, go ahead and take that, and let's go get it cleaned up.
00:53:24Okay?
00:53:24Yeah.
00:53:29Oh, thank you.
00:53:30You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:34Dude!
00:53:34Oh, my gosh!
00:53:35Whoa!
00:53:35Hey.
00:53:35I am so sorry that was the car.
00:53:43Oh, okay.
00:53:44Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:53:48Oh, my gosh!
00:54:07Hello?
00:54:07Raymond King, did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:54:10Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:54:13Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay?
00:54:16He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years, and he can have the Houston
00:54:20office, but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here
00:54:23in L.A.
00:54:23Raymond, Raymond, Raymond!
00:54:26Let's talk.
00:54:26In person.
00:54:27Okay, I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:29I've got a ton of work at the office, and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:33Too late.
00:54:34I'm already here.
00:54:35Hey, buddy.
00:54:44All right, we're going to go up.
00:54:46One, two, three.
00:54:47Nice.
00:54:48Just like the airplane.
00:54:49Let's go.
00:54:50Go, go, go.
00:54:52Okay, no, no.
00:54:52Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:54:55Hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:54:58Nice.
00:55:00Wait, what's going on?
00:55:02Shh.
00:55:04Coming!
00:55:05I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:55:20I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:24Without her family's support, your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:28I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:31Do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:35Your uncle aside, you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:55:41And Alicia is your best bet.
00:55:43The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:55:47Without the ability to expand, we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:55:57What's that?
00:55:58Uh, no, it's nothing.
00:55:59I must have paused the video I was watching.
00:56:01Tell me, Raymond, why not Alicia?
00:56:07Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:56:14I don't have time for this.
00:56:18I'll call my driver.
00:56:20No need.
00:56:21I drove myself.
00:56:27Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:30She's not a bad-looking girl either.
00:56:32Hang on, yeah.
00:56:33Forgot my purse.
00:56:39Oh, sure.
00:56:39Oh.
00:56:46Whose toy is this?
00:56:51Whose toy is this?
00:56:54Oh, it's mine.
00:56:55I, you know, got it at the store.
00:57:00You used to love toy cars.
00:57:12We had to put the Greenfield Project on pause.
00:57:15What was that?
00:57:16The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:57:19And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:27Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I...
00:57:30What?
00:57:31Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:33There's just something about him.
00:57:35The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:57:41A de-aging...
00:57:42No, look, you get the point.
00:57:44Just do it in secret.
00:57:46Don't let anybody find out.
00:57:47Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:57:49Do it fast.
00:57:52I want results as quick as possible.
00:57:54Yes, sir.
00:58:14Hey, Kirk.
00:58:15Remember me?
00:58:19Remember me?
00:58:22Yeah.
00:58:22The boring uncle.
00:58:25Well, how about we play a game of hide-and-seek together?
00:58:29I want to play with Dad.
00:58:31Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:58:35Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:58:43Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:58:53Where are you?
00:58:55Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:58:57Ready or not, here I come.
00:59:10Found you.
00:59:13Okay, now it's my turn.
00:59:15One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:59:24What's this?
00:59:25It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:27So, we're not even a little bit related.
00:59:38Yes, sir.
00:59:41Sir?
00:59:43This is good news, isn't it?
00:59:46Mommy, take me out to play.
01:00:00Honey, it's raining outside.
01:00:03And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me Mom.
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:07Okay.
01:00:09Hey.
01:00:14God, the weather's just so weird today.
01:00:17Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:19We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:22I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:25Maybe we'll get super out.
01:00:26Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:29So, anyway, what I was going to tell you.
01:00:35Two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:00:39No.
01:00:40No, they actually came by.
01:00:41And it turns out that his father is really sick.
01:00:45And so, I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:00:48Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:00:52Oh, my.
01:01:00Mom!
01:01:00Mom!
01:01:01Mom!
01:01:02What did you just call me?
01:01:04Mom, are you okay?
01:01:05Okay.
01:01:05Okay.
01:01:05Okay.
01:01:05Okay.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:07Okay.
01:01:08Okay.
01:01:08Okay.
01:01:08Okay.
01:01:08Okay.
01:01:08Okay.
01:01:08Okay.
01:01:09Okay.
01:01:10Okay.
01:01:10Okay.
01:01:10Okay.
01:01:11So, you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:22Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:26Ah, no.
01:01:27This is not a dream.
01:01:29It's not rocket science, you unclip, you unwind, find an outlet, and there you go.
01:01:39There you go.
01:01:40There you go.
01:01:41Open.
01:01:42There you go.
01:01:43It's clear.
01:01:44Come on.
01:01:59I'm tired.
01:02:00Come on.
01:02:02Mom.
01:02:03Are you okay?
01:02:04You're acting weird.
01:02:05weird. How long do you have to
01:02:07play in any game for?
01:02:10It was not that fun.
01:02:11It never even was. Okay, sure, we can
01:02:13stop, but what did
01:02:15you just call me? Mom, you said
01:02:17when it's just the two of us, I could call
01:02:19you Mom, and now the game is
01:02:21over.
01:02:24Why do you call me, um,
01:02:26Raymond
01:02:27Father? Because I look just like
01:02:30him, and in the movies, daddies
01:02:31and sons always look the same.
01:02:33Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:02:36You know, you gotta have
01:02:37some more kind of
01:02:39proof. But there is proof.
01:02:42What?
01:02:43The ring. If you draw and show
01:02:46it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it.
01:02:48It must be his. Do you remember
01:02:50what this ring looks like? He said it
01:02:51had a big green stone.
01:02:55Alright, it's time
01:02:56for bed, kiddo.
01:03:03Miranda, what is it?
01:03:22I am
01:03:23Raymond.
01:03:24What? Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:26Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:28I took you to a boutique
01:03:30on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:32We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:34What? How did you know that?
01:03:35Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:37This isn't funny.
01:03:38What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:40What's next, a camera and a big sign
01:03:42that says gotcha? Please.
01:03:43Three years ago, when your mom got sick,
01:03:45I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:03:47The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:03:51Look.
01:03:55Boss?
01:03:55What happened?
01:03:59It's a long story.
01:04:00Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:04:03I need you to do another DNA sample,
01:04:05this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:04:08Not Miranda's.
01:04:09Yes, sir.
01:04:19For the better of K group,
01:04:21you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:23Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:25Miranda, why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:29This is a private conversation.
01:04:31Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:46No thanks, Mr.
01:04:47Miss, Mrs. King.
01:04:49I have
01:04:49stuff to do at the office.
01:04:52Where can I find
01:04:53you know,
01:04:55Mr.
01:04:55Miss Miranda?
01:04:58What is going on with everyone today?
01:05:09Keep smiling like that
01:05:10and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:12So he is my son.
01:05:24Sir,
01:05:25not to interrupt your
01:05:27midlife crisis,
01:05:29but we have another problem.
01:05:32You have six meetings today.
01:05:34Okay, and?
01:05:35Oh, crap.
01:05:54Miranda!
01:05:58Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:05:59I mean, Miranda.
01:06:00We have a plan.
01:06:01Come on.
01:06:02Okay.
01:06:21Ladies and gentlemen,
01:06:23I would like to introduce to you today
01:06:25my new advisor,
01:06:28Miranda.
01:06:28She will be stepping up today
01:06:34to lead today's meeting
01:06:35and I trust that you
01:06:37will treat her
01:06:38with the same amount of respect
01:06:39that you treat me with
01:06:40your boss,
01:06:42Raymond Cate.
01:06:55Oh.
01:06:56Oh.
01:06:58Any idea on how to fix this?
01:07:07No, not a clue.
01:07:16Mr. King's office.
01:07:19Mm-hmm.
01:07:20Okay.
01:07:22Steve needs me.
01:07:23Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:25This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:31God, how much coffee does one person
01:07:33have to drink
01:07:34for their caffeine tolerance
01:07:35to be this high?
01:07:37Oh.
01:07:42Like I said,
01:07:44that just looks really good on you.
01:07:46What are you doing?
01:07:47Oh, it's you.
01:07:48That clumsy waitress.
01:07:50What are you doing here?
01:07:52Oh, I get it.
01:07:53You put those looks to use
01:07:54and seduced your way
01:07:55into a rich man's bed.
01:07:57I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:07:59Fuck off.
01:08:01Hey!
01:08:02Come on.
01:08:04Get back here.
01:08:08So what?
01:08:10Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:11What?
01:08:12No.
01:08:12Your mother was talking to me
01:08:15about how Alicia's the perfect match for you
01:08:17and look,
01:08:18I was just doing you a favor
01:08:19by making the first move.
01:08:21A favor?
01:08:23You think setting me up
01:08:24with another woman
01:08:25is doing me a favor?
01:08:27Another woman?
01:08:28I...
01:08:29I don't understand.
01:08:34What's happening?
01:08:35What's happening?
01:08:41It's just a solar eclipse.
01:08:42Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:45I'm sorry.
01:08:47Like,
01:08:48it is so funny
01:08:49you looking at me like that
01:08:50with my face.
01:08:51Is it...
01:08:52Is that actually how I look like
01:08:53when I'm at it?
01:08:54Well, it's your face.
01:08:55No, I just think you're doing it
01:08:56a little bit different.
01:08:57How would I be doing something differently?
01:08:59I don't know.
01:09:00Maybe it's the, uh...
01:09:00Oh, it's the hair.
01:09:01I never do my hair like that.
01:09:02I like it, though.
01:09:03It gives me a more
01:09:04professional feel.
01:09:06This is exactly
01:09:07how you do your hair.
01:09:08No, no, it's not at all.
01:09:10I think I...
01:09:10You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:12I always have my hair like that.
01:09:13What did you do to my hair?
01:09:14No, you don't.
01:09:14No, your part is weird.
01:09:15I don't know what you did
01:09:16to the lips.
01:09:17Yeah, look at that.
01:09:17Okay, so I don't have, like,
01:09:18lips right?
01:09:18Your lips, your hair,
01:09:19your lips, your hair,
01:09:20your eyes, everything.
01:09:21Don't talk about my hair.
01:09:22Everything.
01:09:32Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:09:39It's just the end
01:09:40of the solar eclipse.
01:09:49So we got our bodies
01:09:50back just like that.
01:09:52What was that?
01:09:53Some kind of joke
01:09:53from the sun?
01:09:54Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:09:56We've got a pretty important
01:09:57meeting in a few minutes
01:09:58and I was trying to figure out
01:09:59how I was going to do it
01:10:00in your body.
01:10:02You stay here
01:10:03and you figure out a reason
01:10:03why you've been lying to me
01:10:04for weeks.
01:10:06What are you talking about?
01:10:07Why you didn't tell me
01:10:09Kirk is my son.
01:10:19So you're telling me
01:10:21it was you the whole time?
01:10:23I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:26Well, that night
01:10:28I was drugged
01:10:28and my memory
01:10:30was all fuzzy.
01:10:31Then I found out
01:10:32I was pregnant
01:10:32but I didn't remember
01:10:33what you looked like.
01:10:34But I went in
01:10:35and I asked the hotel staff
01:10:36and they wouldn't tell me anything
01:10:37and so I ran out of options.
01:10:40Okay, well, what about
01:10:41the ring then?
01:10:42I sold it.
01:10:44You know,
01:10:45there was a time
01:10:47where Kirk and I
01:10:49really struggled to get by.
01:10:51What about you?
01:10:53Why didn't you recognize me?
01:10:55Well, you know,
01:10:56I was pretty messed up
01:10:57that night too
01:10:58but I was looking for you
01:11:00for years.
01:11:01I mean,
01:11:01I sent Steve
01:11:02on hundreds
01:11:02and thousands
01:11:03of wild goose chases
01:11:04but we could never
01:11:05come up with anything
01:11:06but here you are.
01:11:09I'm so sorry
01:11:10that I accused you
01:11:11of being a spy
01:11:12sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:15It's okay.
01:11:17I mean,
01:11:17I haven't forgiven you
01:11:18quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:19Okay, well,
01:11:20what can I do
01:11:21to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:23Mom!
01:11:23Dad!
01:11:27You can start
01:11:31by being a dad.
01:11:33Oh,
01:11:34you know what, kid?
01:11:35I think you might be right.
01:11:39About what?
01:11:41We do look alike.
01:11:43I knew it!
01:11:46Hey, kiddo,
01:11:47what do you want
01:11:47for dinner tonight?
01:11:49Pizza!
01:11:49It's pizza, then.
01:11:55Let's go get some pizza.
01:11:56Let's go!
01:12:01Let's go!
01:12:05foodinks.
01:12:05Yeah.
01:12:06I knew it!
01:12:07Soup.
01:12:07I knew it!
01:12:08It's us for didn't
01:12:09venice,
01:12:11but it doesn't
01:12:11go up too.
01:12:13I knew it!
01:12:13What?
01:12:14How did it pick a
01:12:15Fitzpatrick?
01:12:18I knew it!
01:12:20ioso It's
01:12:20peace!
01:12:22It's my mother's
01:12:22grooving and
01:12:29good baby little
01:12:30thanks to
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