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Billionaire Daddy, the Hunt is On!
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00:00:00Sir, the team came back with the latest report.
00:00:26The latest lead was another dead end.
00:00:30A dead end?
00:00:32You mean nothing at all?
00:00:34Have you considered that perhaps she's already left LA?
00:00:37You've been looking for her for the past six years.
00:00:39I have nothing else to go on.
00:00:41I'm so fucked up that night that I can't even remember what she looked like.
00:00:45No, no, no, Anna, for the last time, I don't need any special services from the waitress, okay? Bye.
00:00:52Oh!
00:01:14Oh!
00:01:37Honey, I'm just trying to look out for you, okay?
00:01:40I want to scare you the embarrassment
00:01:41of being kicked out when everybody finds out.
00:01:46Do you remember how you were kicked out of the mall?
00:01:53Leave on my own.
00:01:55Hey, Mom, are we coming back to find Daddy?
00:01:59Honey, I told you this before.
00:02:01I don't remember what he looks like.
00:02:02Remember when you practically begged me
00:02:04to let you and Carl live there.
00:02:05You mean the ring?
00:02:06I always knew you were a nasty little hussy.
00:02:09K-Group at record high profits this year
00:02:16thanks to the group's CEO, Raymond King,
00:02:19who's brought the group's profits
00:02:20to over $10 billion.
00:02:24Hey, Mom, do you think that guy is my dad?
00:02:27He looks just like me.
00:02:28I think I'd remember if he was a billionaire.
00:02:31Okay, then who is my dad?
00:02:33I can't believe Blair drugged me
00:02:37so she could set me up with this old mate.
00:02:43Come on, pretty girl.
00:02:45Get on over here.
00:02:46Get on over here.
00:02:48Hey, Mom, aren't you going to be late?
00:03:09Oh, crap.
00:03:11Okay, I'm going to go soon.
00:03:13Cynthia won't be here, okay?
00:03:15Be good.
00:03:15Okay.
00:03:19What will she do without me, huh?
00:03:33Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:03:35Do you have any idea how much this dress costs?
00:03:38I'm so sorry.
00:03:39I was not looking where I was going.
00:03:41You have a nice face.
00:03:43Tell me, are you just here to seduce the men?
00:03:45Trying to claw your way into high society, I see?
00:03:48Ma'am, I don't think that stain is going to come out.
00:03:51But I can get it cleaned for you if you'd like.
00:03:52Clean it?
00:03:54Of course you lower-class people wouldn't get it.
00:03:57You think you can clean the dress?
00:03:59With what, your dish soap?
00:04:01My legal team will be in contact
00:04:03with how you will compensate me.
00:04:04Raymond?
00:04:06Oh!
00:04:18Raymond?
00:04:20Interesting.
00:04:21I didn't know you were into these low lives, Raymond.
00:04:24A pity, considering your mother is more into people
00:04:27like someone of my status.
00:04:29You Calvins need my family, Alicia.
00:04:32It's not the other way around.
00:04:33It's probably best that you get that through your thick skull.
00:04:36Well, as long as our families are joined through marriage,
00:04:38I don't care which chick you screw.
00:04:40I'll let you off the hook this time.
00:04:45There won't be a next.
00:04:52I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:04:53Have we met somewhere before?
00:04:55I, I don't think so.
00:04:59Right, of course.
00:05:02Sorry, I mistook you for somebody else.
00:05:05Carry on.
00:05:07Miranda?
00:05:09Miranda.
00:05:12Wow, Miranda.
00:05:13And here I thought you ran off and eloped
00:05:15with that old rich guy you met six years ago.
00:05:20Blair, you know I never ran off and married that old man.
00:05:23Why bother coming back to L.A.?
00:05:24Did you find another target?
00:05:26Who's the poor old soul this time
00:05:28from Little Miss Gold Digger?
00:05:30Miranda, what are you...
00:05:31Patrick, why don't you go go
00:05:34grab me another drink?
00:05:35Chardonnay?
00:05:37Sure.
00:05:39Don't think Patrick's going to come crawling back to you
00:05:42just because you're back.
00:05:43We are engaged and expecting.
00:05:47Congratulations, that's none of my business.
00:05:49Now can I please get back to work?
00:05:51If you take one look at my fiance,
00:05:54I will make your life a living hell.
00:05:56Do you understand?
00:05:57Let go of me.
00:06:02You're fired.
00:06:03What?
00:06:04Why?
00:06:05Do you know who you just insulted?
00:06:07That's the daughter of the Calvin family.
00:06:09But didn't she say she'll let it slide?
00:06:10It was an accident.
00:06:12Miss Alicia might be fine with it,
00:06:14but we're not.
00:06:15This kind of behavior could ruin the reputation
00:06:17of this catering company.
00:06:18Do you understand?
00:06:20Please, sir, give me another chance.
00:06:21Miss, I can't lose this job.
00:06:24You know,
00:06:24I did see you flirt with Mr. Raymond King.
00:06:28If you are serious about this position,
00:06:32we'd be at my place tonight.
00:06:34I may reconsider based on a performance review.
00:06:37In your dreams, perv.
00:06:51I'm sorry, excuse me.
00:06:53Have we met somewhere before?
00:06:54Sir, your mother just called.
00:07:02She wants your opinion for a new maid in the house.
00:07:05Tell her I don't need one.
00:07:07I know, but she's already...
00:07:08Steve,
00:07:09can't you just send her on a vacation or something?
00:07:13I'm trying to get some peace and quiet,
00:07:14and I can't do that
00:07:15when she's constantly buzzing around my life.
00:07:17You understand?
00:07:18Yes, sir.
00:07:18I'll try.
00:07:19What am I going to do?
00:07:27Kirk's tuition is due next week.
00:07:34King's Ninja stays looking for a household maid
00:07:38six hours a day,
00:07:4010K per month.
00:07:49You do have an impressive academic record,
00:07:55but since you haven't finished
00:07:56your Bachelor of Fine Arts degree,
00:07:58how about handling some administrative tasks?
00:08:00Really?
00:08:01Only on a trial basis, though.
00:08:03You can start today.
00:08:06Great.
00:08:07I need to get this signed by the client.
00:08:10Yes.
00:08:11Right away, sir,
00:08:12I will not let you down.
00:08:19How is the design proposal
00:08:22for the Greenfield Estate Project coming along?
00:08:24We made good progress on the initial designs.
00:08:26Now we're waiting on the second draft.
00:08:29When's the submission?
00:08:30It's today, sir.
00:08:32Someone should be here shortly.
00:08:34Blanc is not coming?
00:08:35I heard they're sending a newbie.
00:08:45Yeah, send her in.
00:08:46Newbie.
00:08:53You?
00:08:58You?
00:09:00Sir, do you know her?
00:09:02Yes.
00:09:06No?
00:09:08We just met yesterday.
00:09:09That's it.
00:09:11You're the newbie from Blanca's design firm.
00:09:13Yeah, yes.
00:09:21So,
00:09:22first,
00:09:24you show up to my banquet as a waitress,
00:09:26and now,
00:09:28you are in my office
00:09:29as Blanca's representative.
00:09:31Do you want to tell me what's going on here?
00:09:33And I suggest that you be honest.
00:09:35This, uh,
00:09:37this is just a weird coincidence.
00:09:39Are you a spy?
00:09:40What?
00:09:41No.
00:09:41I just work two jobs.
00:09:56Well, how about
00:09:57you tell Blanca
00:09:59that I no longer need your services?
00:10:02What?
00:10:03No.
00:10:05My boss will fire me.
00:10:06That's not my problem.
00:10:08Wait.
00:10:09No.
00:10:11Miss,
00:10:12I have to ask you to leave.
00:10:13No.
00:10:13No, this is,
00:10:14this is my first day.
00:10:15Please.
00:10:16I need the money.
00:10:17You're beautiful.
00:10:18And
00:10:19you seem smart.
00:10:22So,
00:10:23tell me.
00:10:26Would you keep a spy this close?
00:10:33Let's go.
00:10:34Call someone to take her out, too.
00:10:36Yes, sir.
00:10:44What the hell is wrong with that guy?
00:10:46Good grief.
00:10:59Your first day of work,
00:11:00and you blew it with my top client.
00:11:02Miranda,
00:11:03you are fired.
00:11:05Get out of my face.
00:11:07Congratulations, Miranda.
00:11:27We'd love for you to start tomorrow,
00:11:29if possible.
00:11:30Yes, of course.
00:11:31Mrs. King,
00:11:34thank you so much.
00:11:35I will do my best to serve you.
00:11:36Oh,
00:11:37you won't be working for me.
00:11:39You'll be serving my son,
00:11:40Raymond.
00:11:42Raymond.
00:11:43Like the Raymond King
00:11:44from the K group?
00:11:46Mmm,
00:11:47this is his home.
00:11:48Oh.
00:11:57Good try,
00:11:58small mother bear.
00:12:00You watch me now,
00:12:01little bear.
00:12:17Finally,
00:12:18I got Kirk's tuition.
00:12:20Thank you,
00:12:20sign-on bonus.
00:12:31Why is my floor wet?
00:12:55Get somebody
00:13:04to send another copy
00:13:05of these files over.
00:13:06Yes, sir.
00:13:09And about the new maid, sir-
00:13:11Take care of her
00:13:12yourself.
00:13:17I had high expectations
00:13:18for you, Miranda.
00:13:19But due to your carelessness,
00:13:22Mr. King slipped,
00:13:24soiled his suit,
00:13:25and ruined those
00:13:26important business documents.
00:13:27But I was just on my-
00:13:28There's nothing I can do.
00:13:31Please,
00:13:31I've already spent
00:13:32the sign-on bonus
00:13:33on my son's tuition.
00:13:35We can work out
00:13:35a payment plan.
00:13:39What are you doing
00:13:39in my house?
00:13:40I'm working,
00:13:47or I was.
00:13:49So, you've worked
00:13:51three different jobs
00:13:52in three days?
00:13:55Well, let's see.
00:13:56Your date that night
00:13:57cost me my job
00:13:58as a waitress,
00:13:59and you got me fired
00:14:00from the interior design firm,
00:14:02and now I'm here.
00:14:06And now you're firing me
00:14:08from this job, too.
00:14:09I mean, what do you have
00:14:10against me, Mr. King?
00:14:12It's okay.
00:14:14I understand.
00:14:16I'll leave now.
00:14:19Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:25Oh, wait, wait.
00:14:31About the banquet
00:14:32and the office,
00:14:34genuinely, I'm sorry.
00:14:37How about this?
00:14:39You can work your shift
00:14:39here as my maid
00:14:40and double as my assistant
00:14:43at the K-group office.
00:14:44I'll even double your pay.
00:14:48Really?
00:14:51Thank you so much.
00:14:53Okay.
00:14:53Okay.
00:14:53She was an interior design student
00:15:06at UCLA six years ago.
00:15:09Didn't finish her degree.
00:15:10Now works part-time here and there,
00:15:12and she recently moved back to L.A.
00:15:14with her five-year-old son.
00:15:16Who is she?
00:15:18And who sent her?
00:15:19Look, I want details.
00:15:23Specifically who she associates with.
00:15:25How'd you get in here?
00:15:26Somebody hired her to spy on me.
00:15:27Carl?
00:15:28Why are you telling her so late?
00:15:30She's not very good.
00:15:33Sir?
00:15:35She's up to something, for sure.
00:15:37I've got her working both in my home
00:15:39and in my office.
00:15:41So if she slips up,
00:15:42I can trace the trail straight
00:15:44to whoever's behind her.
00:15:45Yes, sir.
00:15:45And, uh, one last thing.
00:15:48Mr. Patrick and Ms. Blair
00:15:49will be stopping by your place later.
00:15:52Patrick and Blair.
00:15:56I'll be there.
00:15:58Yes, sir.
00:15:58Never thought I'd see you like this.
00:16:16What are you, a maid?
00:16:21Hey, where are you going?
00:16:22Aren't you going to peel it for me?
00:16:25Wouldn't want to have to report you to Mr. King.
00:16:27That's more like it.
00:16:36Excuse me.
00:16:48Hey, no breaks while there are guests in the house.
00:16:51Of course, I'm just, um,
00:16:53I'm just watering the plants, see?
00:16:55Yeah.
00:16:57Aren't you going to, aren't you going to cut my fruit?
00:17:06Ugh, what an insufferable bitch.
00:17:08Ha! Ha! Ha!
00:17:09What are you talking about?
00:17:10Oh!
00:17:13Oh!
00:17:14Miranda!
00:17:19What were you thinking?
00:17:24Sir, I will get you a towel.
00:17:30So?
00:17:31I, I am so sorry.
00:17:33Why didn't you stop by the K group like I asked you to?
00:17:36Because I've been busy.
00:17:38I mean, there's guests at the house.
00:17:40Oh, okay.
00:17:40So it's my fault now?
00:17:42No, no, not at all.
00:17:46You know,
00:17:47I would stay sharp if I was you,
00:17:51because spy game isn't for everyone.
00:17:56You know what?
00:17:57I've had just about enough of your attitude.
00:18:01I quit.
00:18:05We'll be back.
00:18:06Your little spy game isn't over.
00:18:13Raymond, you're all wet.
00:18:15Let me help you.
00:18:16Don't, don't touch me.
00:18:17Okay, you can do this.
00:18:26You're a mother, Miranda.
00:18:27You can do this for Kirk,
00:18:29for a better life.
00:18:30I can handle it myself.
00:18:32Where's Patrick?
00:18:34I don't know.
00:18:35He's not here yet.
00:18:36Well, how about you go wait for him inside?
00:18:43Three, two, one.
00:18:47Welcome back.
00:18:51Done with your little temper tantrum?
00:18:53Mr. King,
00:18:54please allow me to prepare you a new outfit.
00:18:57Do you have a preference?
00:19:00Anyone will do.
00:19:06I sincerely apologize for what happened earlier,
00:19:09and I do hope that you can forgive me.
00:19:14Well, keep this up,
00:19:16and I might consider it
00:19:17Miranda?
00:19:23Miranda?
00:19:24Hey, cousin.
00:19:28Sorry, I've got a meeting to catch.
00:19:33Miranda?
00:19:34Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:36Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:19:37She's just a maid.
00:19:41Hello?
00:19:42Yes?
00:19:44What?
00:19:45Can't you just get it yourself?
00:19:46Okay, okay, fine.
00:19:48Yeah, I'll be right there.
00:19:49Here we go.
00:19:59You're being rude.
00:20:04Oh, you can always quit, you know?
00:20:06Miranda, what are you doing here?
00:20:07No one's stopping you.
00:20:08No one's stopping you.
00:20:09My apologies.
00:20:11Your wallet, sir.
00:20:13Much better.
00:20:16Oh, and another thing?
00:20:18Ignore Patrick and Blair.
00:20:20You work for me.
00:20:21I know what you're up to, you whore.
00:20:37How many times do I have to tell you I'm just doing my job?
00:20:40Drop the app.
00:20:41You think I don't know what you're up to, trying to worm your way into Raymond's bed,
00:20:44just like you climbed into Patrick's?
00:20:46I...
00:20:46Patrick's with me now.
00:20:48So you're trying to snatch yourself another king, huh?
00:20:50You've always been a gold digger, even back at school.
00:20:53Just a poor girl dreaming to be Cinderella.
00:20:58I'm warning you.
00:20:59Stay away from the king family.
00:21:01If anyone should watch themselves, it's you.
00:21:04You should be focusing on your Patrick, not making googly eyes at other men.
00:21:08Miranda.
00:21:21If you need money, I can lend you some.
00:21:24You don't have to work here.
00:21:25Please, just stay out of my way.
00:21:30Stop it.
00:21:30You're going to get me fired.
00:21:32You're a guest here.
00:21:34You left without saying a word.
00:21:36Everybody said that you ran off with some old guy.
00:21:39But was that a lie?
00:21:40What really happened?
00:21:42I deserve to know the truth.
00:21:44It doesn't matter anymore.
00:21:46You and Blair are engaged.
00:21:47There's no hope for us.
00:21:49That's not true.
00:21:51I love you, Miranda, and I always have.
00:21:55Just stop it.
00:21:56Come on, please, Miranda.
00:21:57What the hell is going on here?
00:22:02You're supposed to be making beds, not getting in them.
00:22:11You are fired.
00:22:13Get the hell out of here.
00:22:21Mommy will find a new job.
00:22:24Mommy will take good care of you.
00:22:25Hey, son, what's up?
00:22:50Miranda, I've got a gig for you.
00:22:53A waiter at a high-end club.
00:22:56Just pouring wine for rich guys.
00:22:58What do you say?
00:22:59I...
00:23:00Like, really rich guys.
00:23:02The kind that tip a lot.
00:23:05How long is the shift?
00:23:07Just a night.
00:23:08A few hours tops.
00:23:09They're hosting a big event downtown
00:23:11and are super short-staffed.
00:23:14Listen, here's the best part.
00:23:15It's $1,500 for one night.
00:23:20$1,500?
00:23:23Okay, I'm in.
00:23:25God, any shorter night,
00:23:26might as well just be wearing underwear.
00:23:28Oh, hey, you're Cynthia's friend, right?
00:23:30Yes, my name is Miranda.
00:23:32Sin said that you needed a waitress for the night.
00:23:35Yeah, you know what?
00:23:35Forget the drinks.
00:23:37I understand you were in ballet, huh?
00:23:39Yeah.
00:23:39We need you for something else,
00:23:41and we're willing to double your pay.
00:23:43$3,000?
00:23:44Mm-hmm.
00:23:44What do I have to do?
00:23:46Dance.
00:23:47What?
00:23:52Hello and welcome.
00:23:54We hope you enjoy the show.
00:23:58It's just one night.
00:23:59It's just for the money.
00:24:10They always have the best dancers here.
00:24:12Black cat.
00:24:12That one, hey?
00:24:27She must be new.
00:24:32You haven't seen anyone around here before.
00:24:34She's still good, though.
00:24:40Do you need a VIP room?
00:24:42Yes, sir, right away. Anything else?
00:24:45I want that dancer.
00:24:48Ooh, good choice.
00:24:50Sir, I said I'd only be a waiter and the dancing was already like a little bit much.
00:25:03This client is willing to pay $5,000.
00:25:06$5,000 for what exactly?
00:25:09Don't worry about it. I know these guys. They're very rich.
00:25:12Just think how lucky you are to be in this position.
00:25:15It's Miranda.
00:25:17It's not a big deal. Just remember to service him very well.
00:25:23And remember, women would line up for miles for this opportunity.
00:25:35Tell me, though, why is a pretty thing like you wearing a mask?
00:25:40I, uh, have a scar, and it's really gross and disgusting.
00:25:46What a shame.
00:25:48Good thing you got a good figure, though.
00:25:50Yeah.
00:25:51You know, I can get someone else if you prefer.
00:25:53Aww.
00:25:54You, uh, see that cutie over there?
00:25:56That's your most distinguished guest tonight.
00:25:59If you, uh, make him happy, he'll get you $8,000.
00:26:03$8,000.
00:26:06$8,000, not $5,000?
00:26:08Mm-hmm.
00:26:09So what? Like, pour drinks?
00:26:12Is that what your manager said?
00:26:14Okay, then.
00:26:15Yeah, go in there. Pour in your drink.
00:26:18Let go.
00:26:19Let me see the scar.
00:26:20No, sir, you, you really don't want to see it.
00:26:33So, you're an exotic dancer. Now, tell me, how did your handler find me here?
00:26:42Hmm?
00:26:43What handler? I work here.
00:26:45Okay, Blair fired me, and I needed the money.
00:26:48What?
00:26:49I told you to ignore them. You work for me. You remember?
00:26:54Yeah. Well, it's kind of hard to ignore Blair when she's screaming in your face.
00:26:58Okay, just let me go. You can keep your eight grand.
00:27:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I cannot get fired from this job, too.
00:27:05You're gonna make me pay for these damages. God, Raymond King, why do you make everything worse, huh?
00:27:09Why are you always buzzing around? Why can't you just...
00:27:12Ow!
00:27:13No, just stop touching the glass. Here.
00:27:15Ow.
00:27:16Look, I'll pay for the damages. Just...
00:27:18Just come back to work at my place.
00:27:21What? You want to rehire me? So you can sleep with me?
00:27:25No. Well, that is a good suggestion. No, no, no. I meant just come work for me.
00:27:30And me alone.
00:27:32No, absolutely not. If I go back and work for you, I'm gonna be dead before I'm 30.
00:27:37Hey, no, hey, look. Everybody has a price. How much should it cost? Hmm?
00:27:42How much should it cost to get you in here with me?
00:27:45Don't mind me. Carry on.
00:27:51Get out!
00:27:52Okay.
00:27:55How much should it cost, Miranda? Just tell me.
00:27:57Okay, fine.
00:27:5910,000 a day, and then I'll go back and I'll work for you.
00:28:02Deal.
00:28:07Starting today, you belong to me.
00:28:14What is wrong with you?
00:28:17Well, I'm assuming that's a yes. Should we send someone to chase her down, or...
00:28:21No, no.
00:28:23She's actually my housemaid.
00:28:26She'll be back.
00:28:30What? You just got rehired, Miranda. Why do you want to quit already?
00:28:34How about you put in a two-week...
00:28:35Please, I can't do this anymore. I'm just here to return this.
00:28:39We should get Mr. King's opinion on this.
00:28:43No, please. This is not worth his time.
00:28:47Turns out you really are Raymond's housemate.
00:28:51What a plot twist.
00:28:53Not only did you throw a tantrum at the nightclub last night,
00:28:56but you also shifped him and ran off.
00:28:59I like that.
00:29:00What are you doing here?
00:29:03You know, I think little Raymond is into you.
00:29:06Great. Well, I'm not interested in him.
00:29:20So, I hear that you want to quit?
00:29:23All right. Well, how about you stop by HR at the K Group on your way out to set up a court date.
00:29:31You're going to need to set up a payment plan to pay back the sign-on bonus.
00:29:36Why would you let her quit?
00:29:38Raymond, dude, don't you like having a doll like that around as a housemate?
00:29:42I mean, it was a kind of, uh, weird kink you had in your, um...
00:29:48I assume you have a good lawyer.
00:29:52Yes.
00:29:53What I was trying to say, she should be living in a luxury house.
00:29:57Driving luxury cars, you know, waited on hand and foot by servants.
00:30:01Instead, you have her here working as a servant.
00:30:04Why don't you just give it to me?
00:30:06You know I'll, uh, take better care of her and make her happier than you can make her.
00:30:11All right, all right. I'll stop trying to poach your housemate.
00:30:14I'm just here to work. I'm not interested in either of you.
00:30:18You interested in making money, though?
00:30:21What'd you say?
00:30:23You know what? I'm gonna go.
00:30:32Fine.
00:30:43Thought you'd be avoiding me since last night.
00:30:45Working at the club was just a one-time thing.
00:30:49Oh, well, you don't look like a rookie.
00:30:52Oh, so you're experienced. No wonder you're very handy.
00:30:57That's not important. We had a deal last night, you remember?
00:31:00I don't remember agreeing to anything.
00:31:04You remember taking my black card?
00:31:07Get changed.
00:31:10I am not doing some weird role play with you.
00:31:14Oh, okay, so you're, uh, fantasizing about me now.
00:31:27What's this for?
00:31:29Well, I have a family gathering tonight to celebrate Patrick and Blair getting engaged and...
00:31:33I need a date.
00:31:37And you want me?
00:31:39Yes.
00:31:40Well, I'm sorry, sir, but I have to head home.
00:31:42I have a son to take care of, if you don't remember.
00:31:44And the nanny gets off at six, so find someone else.
00:31:48You work for me.
00:31:51Why would I hire anybody else when I've got you?
00:31:55Because I'm your maid?
00:31:56I mean, what would people think?
00:31:57I'll take care of it.
00:31:58Don't worry.
00:32:00But I have to...
00:32:01Unless...
00:32:03You can think of another way that you'd like to work for me tonight.
00:32:10Fine. Let's see if it fits first.
00:32:40This is your engagement party, Blair. Don't be impulsive.
00:32:54But Raymond is head of the King family. If Miranda marries him, then I'll be under... forever.
00:32:59Okay, even so, you can't go against him. Maybe just not so direct.
00:33:04Patrick is second in line to inherit K group, and now that I'm his fiancee, I can't let Miranda ruin us.
00:33:09Okay, you need to calm down.
00:33:12Calm down?
00:33:13If Patrick finds out that we set up Miranda to leave him, and sent her off to marry that old creep, he'll leave me.
00:33:19I...
00:33:21We...
00:33:22Worked so hard to get to where we're at today.
00:33:24If I don't marry into the King family, we'll be bankrupt.
00:33:30Raymond.
00:33:32Did you bring your maid to my engagement party?
00:33:36Don't you think that's a little inappropriate?
00:33:38Blair.
00:33:39Stop saying that.
00:33:42Everything's fine. Everyone. Emotions are just... running high today.
00:33:48Fine? Then how come I keep seeing you stare at that third-rate whore?
00:33:54Don't think you can pull one over on me, gold-digging bitch. I know about your scandal, and I'll release it.
00:34:01You mean the one you orchestrated, Blair?
00:34:04Don't think you can weasel your way out of this one.
00:34:06Hey, Blair.
00:34:07Jesus.
00:34:08Have you lost your mind?
00:34:10Have you forgotten what day it is today?
00:34:15Come on. Let's go.
00:34:16Let's go.
00:34:20I'm sorry, do you know Patrick?
00:34:22And what's that scandal that Blair was talking about?
00:34:26I have no clue what she's talking about, and I'm not involved with Patrick in any way.
00:34:30Maybe it's what Patrick said. Emotions are a little high today.
00:34:37Cheers to my engagement.
00:34:40So happy you could make it.
00:34:42Thank you for having me.
00:34:43Yeah, of course.
00:34:44I mean, it could be bigger.
00:34:46But, you know.
00:34:48Anyways.
00:34:52Whose little brat are you?
00:34:57Whose little brat are you?
00:34:58Let me go! Let me go!
00:34:59What? You've never seen a cake before? That's expensive.
00:35:02Don't you understand? More expensive than your life.
00:35:06Let go, mean lady.
00:35:08Where are your parents?
00:35:09My parents.
00:35:11He's just lost.
00:35:12I'll go find his parents.
00:35:15Do you have a moment to look it over?
00:35:17I don't really want to think about work right now, personally.
00:35:19I think it's best if we just enjoy...
00:35:21Ow! You're hurting me!
00:35:22Enough, you little brat!
00:35:24Hey! Blair!
00:35:25What are you doing?
00:35:27This is not my problem.
00:35:28Oh, excuse me, where are you...
00:35:33Hey.
00:35:36Buddy, are you okay?
00:35:38Dad!
00:35:39Whoa!
00:35:41Whoa, I think, uh...
00:35:42I think you might be mistaken because...
00:35:45I am not your dad.
00:35:47But you are my dad!
00:35:48But you are my dad!
00:35:49You are my dad!
00:35:50You are my dad!
00:35:51Okay, yeah.
00:35:52Oh, uh, nothing to see here.
00:35:54Just, uh...
00:35:55A lost kid.
00:35:56Mr. King and I will help find his parents.
00:35:57Please, just continue to enjoy the party.
00:36:00Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:01Just...
00:36:02Just stop crying.
00:36:03Hey, young man.
00:36:09Oh, crap!
00:36:11I don't think this guy here is your father.
00:36:13Why don't you come with me and we can go try and figure something out?
00:36:17No, you're wrong!
00:36:21Look, I think your parents are going to be worried if they can't find you.
00:36:24Why don't we go try and find them, huh?
00:36:25Okay, buddy.
00:36:26Um...
00:36:27Let's go, alright?
00:36:28One, two, three!
00:36:29Oh!
00:36:30Yeah, yeah.
00:36:31God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:32I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:36:33Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:36:34There's no way I'm gonna deal with that lawsuit case.
00:36:37Oh, God, what was Cynthia thinking?
00:36:39I told her to leave Kirk with the hotel staff, not just anyone.
00:36:41Oh, God, I can't let Damon fire me.
00:36:42There's no way I'm gonna deal with that lawsuit case.
00:36:43Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:36:44You scared your mother.
00:36:45Oh, my God.
00:36:46Oh, my God.
00:36:47Oh, my God.
00:36:48I can't let Damon fire me.
00:36:49There's no way I'm gonna deal with that lawsuit case.
00:37:06Oh, there you are, you naughty, naughty boy.
00:37:09You scared your mother.
00:37:13Mommy!
00:37:16Mommy!
00:37:17Oh, Kirk.
00:37:19Judy.
00:37:20Ma'am, hello, hi, uh, hello.
00:37:24Are you really this kid's mother?
00:37:25Did you not hear him call me mommy?
00:37:28You should keep a better eye on him.
00:37:29It's dangerous for him to run off on his own.
00:37:31Don't tell me how to raise my kid.
00:37:37I...
00:37:39Something wrong, sir?
00:37:40Nothing.
00:37:41No.
00:37:42I just thought I heard somebody that I recognize.
00:37:57Did mommy tell you to hide and wait here?
00:37:58I'm sorry, mommy, but I stole that big cake and it looked so yummy.
00:38:04Okay, well, mommy has to leave in a minute, so wait for Aunt Cynthia to pick you up, okay?
00:38:09You're not gonna go around calling random guys your dad, right?
00:38:12Okay, but don't you think he looks just like me?
00:38:15Nope.
00:38:16Nope.
00:38:17Nope, not at all.
00:38:18Okay, now who's gonna pick you up in an hour?
00:38:20Auntie Cyn!
00:38:21Good, and you are not to leave this room with anyone but Cynthia, okay?
00:38:28I love you, baby.
00:38:29I'll see you tonight when I get home.
00:38:34Sir, they found something.
00:38:36They found the ring.
00:38:40Where'd you find those?
00:38:41It was at some antique pawn shop.
00:38:44A pawn shop?
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:54What do you want?
00:38:55I need to talk to you.
00:38:57Right now?
00:39:14Ladies and gentlemen, if I may have your attention please.
00:39:17As the proud father of the future groom,
00:39:20I stand before you with a heart filled with joy and gratitude
00:39:23at this momentous engagement celebration.
00:39:28What are you doing with Raymond?
00:39:30You're engaged, Patrick.
00:39:33Okay, this is extremely inappropriate.
00:39:35You know Blair will chew my face off if she sees us together.
00:39:38I just...
00:39:40I need to know.
00:39:42If you give the word, I will call off the engagement.
00:39:44I think I made my stance pretty clear last time.
00:39:46We're done.
00:39:47Whatever we had between us, it's not there anymore.
00:39:49Is it because of Raymond?
00:39:50If it helps you sleep at night, sure.
00:39:56And stop calling me.
00:39:58And stop asking to see me in private.
00:40:00Just stop it.
00:40:08Sir, I was just looking for you.
00:40:10The ceremony is ready.
00:40:11Tell Patrick that I'm reassigning him to the Houston office.
00:40:15Tell him to get the fuck out of L.A.
00:40:16Now.
00:40:22So, God bless.
00:40:24May the bond of your love be everlasting.
00:40:26And I think I speak on all our behalf when I say,
00:40:29We can't wait for this wedding!
00:40:30Yay!
00:40:31Where have you been? I've been looking everywhere for you.
00:40:47Oh, so...
00:40:48I'm the one who just vanished for almost an hour?
00:40:51I guess we just missed each other.
00:40:54Now, let's get this party started!
00:41:01What?
00:41:02Texas?
00:41:03Hey.
00:41:04You should really focus on yourself.
00:41:05I'll deal with you when we get home.
00:41:06Deal with what?
00:41:07Deal with what?
00:41:08Deal with what?
00:41:09You and Patrick.
00:41:10I...
00:41:11I...
00:41:12I don't understand.
00:41:13Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:14Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:15What?
00:41:16I don't understand.
00:41:17Why would I be working with Patrick?
00:41:18Didn't Patrick hire you to spy on me?
00:41:19What?
00:41:20Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:21Why would Patrick want to spy on you?
00:41:22Why did you meet him at the bar tonight?
00:41:23Alone?
00:41:24Were you feeding him inside?
00:41:25No.
00:41:26No.
00:41:27No.
00:41:28No.
00:41:29No.
00:41:30No.
00:41:31No.
00:41:32No.
00:41:33No.
00:41:34No.
00:41:35No.
00:41:36No.
00:41:37No.
00:41:38No.
00:41:39No.
00:41:40No.
00:41:41No.
00:41:42No.
00:41:43No.
00:41:44No.
00:41:45No.
00:41:46No.
00:41:47Malone?
00:41:48Were you feeding him information about me?
00:41:50Were he spying on me?
00:41:51Stop evading the question, were you feeding him information about me or not?
00:41:56Okay.
00:41:57Can we just take it back a second?
00:41:59I mean where did this whole, I am a spy narrative even come from?
00:42:01You're at my banquets!
00:42:03You're in my offices, you're in my house, you're in my clubs I mean what am I supposed
00:42:07to think!
00:42:08You're everywhere!
00:42:11You're everywhere!
00:42:12Okay so there's been a lot of coincidences but why would Patrick want me to spy on you
00:42:16so that you can seduce me to gain access to information
00:42:20that'll help Patrick and sweep the company out from under me.
00:42:23Okay, whatever business, family drama,
00:42:26political bullshit you're going through,
00:42:27I have nothing to do with it.
00:42:29I'm not here to steal information.
00:42:30I'm not here for Patrick.
00:42:32And I sure as hell am not here to seduce you.
00:42:34You really want me to believe
00:42:36that you haven't been trying to seduce me this entire time?
00:42:45Because it's been working.
00:42:47Hey.
00:42:48Hey.
00:42:49Hey.
00:42:50Hey.
00:42:51Hey.
00:42:52What, what up?
00:42:53What up?
00:42:54Hey.
00:43:02Hey.
00:43:11Hey.
00:43:12Hey.
00:43:14Hey.
00:43:15Hey.
00:43:15Hey.
00:43:16Oh, yeah, all right, I'll be on a minute.
00:43:46To the office, sir?
00:43:56No.
00:43:58I want to follow up on this ring.
00:44:00You don't mind me asking, sir, what does the ring have to do with that woman from six years ago?
00:44:06It's mine.
00:44:08I think I gave it to her that night.
00:44:11Well, the pawn shop says a young woman named Cindy sold it to them last week.
00:44:14She runs a women's boutique on Rodeo Drive.
00:44:17We can head there now.
00:44:26Welcome.
00:44:27Um, may I help you?
00:44:29Yes.
00:44:29Are you Cindy?
00:44:30Yes.
00:44:33Did you sell this ring to the pawn shop on the 3rd?
00:44:36Yes.
00:44:41Well, how did you get your hands on this?
00:44:42Was that you six years ago from the presidential suite?
00:44:45What?
00:44:46What the hell are you talking about?
00:44:48Where'd you get the ring then?
00:44:49I snagged it from a flea market.
00:44:52The seller didn't know what it was worth.
00:44:53It only cost me 30 bucks.
00:44:55Okay, well, what did this person look like?
00:44:57I don't remember.
00:44:58It was years ago.
00:45:00Oh, I do remember.
00:45:02It was a woman around 40s or 50s.
00:45:05No, goddammit, it's not her.
00:45:06Sir, I'm sorry that wasn't her.
00:45:11We need to keep looking.
00:45:13Let's head back to the office.
00:45:14Yes, sir.
00:45:15While you're at it, just do another check on Miranda.
00:45:17I want to know everything about her.
00:45:19Who she associates with, what she's doing in my life.
00:45:21We've already tried, sir.
00:45:22Do it, or you're fired.
00:45:25Of course, sir.
00:45:25Hello?
00:45:37I am so sorry.
00:45:39No, I'm on my way.
00:45:40I will be there soon.
00:45:41Girl, I'm literally on the plane already.
00:45:43Kirk said he found his dad, so I sent Kirk to him.
00:45:46He knew.
00:45:47Sin?
00:45:48Sin!
00:45:50Sin, Kirk does not have a father.
00:45:52Where did you send him?
00:45:55I swear my dad does work here.
00:46:03Hey, excuse me.
00:46:04What's going on here?
00:46:05Dad!
00:46:05Oh, my gosh.
00:46:06Hey, what are you doing here, kid?
00:46:09What is your, uh, is your father work here?
00:46:12You're my dad, and I just didn't have to get on the plane, so now I'm here.
00:46:17Ooh.
00:46:18Hey, sir, is that the kid from last night?
00:46:20Yeah, I think his father works here.
00:46:22Just, um, send a memo through the system telling whoever it is that their kid is in my office.
00:46:29Hey.
00:46:30Hey, buddy.
00:46:30You like, uh, you like model cars?
00:46:32Yeah.
00:46:33I've got a bunch of really cool model cars in my office.
00:46:37Hey, why don't we just hand them over to the police?
00:46:39Well, we've got to find his father first.
00:46:40But you are my dad.
00:46:42Do I look like your dad?
00:46:43Yes.
00:46:44You two do look alike.
00:46:48Sorry, what?
00:46:51You two look alike.
00:47:01Uh, well, hey, look.
00:47:02I've got a meeting to go to, so why don't you stay with Uncle Steve in my office,
00:47:08and, uh, I will be right back, okay?
00:47:11Is this your kid, sir?
00:47:32No, I don't have any kids.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:35Excuse me, Mr. King.
00:47:36I thought, uh, I thought he might be yours, because, uh, he looks just like you.
00:47:41Sir, I'll get back to work.
00:47:48Stark!
00:47:53Do we really look that much alike?
00:47:56No.
00:47:58Yeah, um, I guess.
00:48:01Hey, buddy.
00:48:09You could be a businessman when you get older.
00:48:11You seem to have the charisma for it.
00:48:12Dad, I want to go home.
00:48:16His father not answered the memo yet.
00:48:17All right, here we are, right?
00:48:32Yeah.
00:48:34Look at that.
00:48:35Look at that.
00:48:35Wow, you really are a kingdom.
00:48:40This is like a castle.
00:48:41That is right, and you are in my kingdom, so welcome.
00:48:45Sir, who is this?
00:48:48Uh, it's just for a couple of hours, um, until we skink, can pick him up.
00:48:53Where'd you go?
00:49:08Where are you?
00:49:09Uh, hey, uh, where's Miranda?
00:49:23She ran off this morning.
00:49:26Said something about a family emergency.
00:49:28Call her.
00:49:29Yes, sir.
00:49:30Oh, and, uh, while you're out, just go to the store.
00:49:34I'm not sure when the LAPD is getting here.
00:49:36Apparently they're understaffed today.
00:49:37What else is new?
00:49:39But, uh, pretty sure cookies aren't a good enough diet for a kid his age, and...
00:49:42Get them in a toy while you're at it.
00:49:46Yes, sir.
00:49:46Oh, my gosh, it's Dad's.
00:50:04I'm not sure what kids eat, but I think peanut butter and jelly sandwich should do.
00:50:24Uh, also, this car toy was all they had.
00:50:26Yeah, that's fine.
00:50:28Hey, uh, any sign of Miranda?
00:50:31She's right there, sir.
00:50:41So, you can't tell me anything about your family emergency this morning?
00:50:45You can't tell me why you were in my bushes spying on me through my window?
00:50:50You can't seem to explain why Kirk seems to recognize you,
00:50:54and you can't tell me why you didn't answer any of my texts or calls from this morning?
00:51:01Oh, goody, I'm starving!
00:51:05He's your responsibility now.
00:51:08LAPD will be here shortly.
00:51:09Hopefully.
00:51:10Sounds good.
00:51:12Absolutely will do what can do.
00:51:14Okay, we're going to play a game, okay?
00:51:22Do you want to play a game with Mommy?
00:51:23Are we playing pretend?
00:51:25How did you know that?
00:51:27Because we did it the last time with the wig and sunglasses.
00:51:31All right.
00:51:32Okay, we are going to play pretend again.
00:51:34I'm going to be the nanny, and you're going to be the little kid.
00:51:37But we can't let Mr. Raymond know that we're playing a game, okay?
00:51:43Okay.
00:51:47Nanny, I'm tired.
00:51:52Take him to the guest room.
00:51:54And I'm going to go ahead and get in contact with the cops,
00:51:57because they should be here by now.
00:51:59No!
00:52:06What's gotten into you?
00:52:08No!
00:52:10I will take care of it for you.
00:52:13You are very clearly busy with...
00:52:16stuff.
00:52:18So I'll deal with the boy and the police,
00:52:20and you just...
00:52:21you just relax.
00:52:22Hi, LAPD.
00:52:38I was just calling about the little boy that was found at the K group this morning.
00:52:42I just wanted to let you know that his parents have been found,
00:52:44and there is no need to send anyone to pick him up.
00:52:46Yeah.
00:52:48Okay.
00:52:50Oh, oh, oh.
00:53:00I'm sorry.
00:53:02No, no, no.
00:53:03It's all right.
00:53:03It's all right.
00:53:04No, no, no, no.
00:53:06Stop, stop.
00:53:06I got it.
00:53:07I can get you a new outfit.
00:53:09That would be helpful.
00:53:11Hey.
00:53:12Hey, buddy.
00:53:12Buddy.
00:53:13It's all right.
00:53:14I'm not mad.
00:53:15It's just an accident.
00:53:16It happens, okay?
00:53:20Now, go ahead and take that,
00:53:22and let's go get it cleaned up.
00:53:24Okay?
00:53:24Yeah.
00:53:29Oh, thank you.
00:53:30You can go ahead and set it down right there.
00:53:34Dude!
00:53:34Oh, my gosh.
00:53:35Hey.
00:53:41I am so sorry that was the car.
00:53:43Oh, okay.
00:53:44Well, I thought it was maybe just the ride you were going for.
00:54:07Hello?
00:54:07Raymond King, did you banish your cousin to Texas?
00:54:10Do you understand how mad your uncle is right now?
00:54:13Yeah, look, Mom, this was bound to happen, okay?
00:54:16He's been trying to claw his way into the K group for years,
00:54:19and he can have the Houston office,
00:54:21but there's no way in hell that I'm letting him take over the headquarters here in L.A.
00:54:23Raymond, Raymond, Raymond.
00:54:26Let's talk in person.
00:54:27Okay, I'll let you know when I'm free.
00:54:29I've got a ton of work at the office,
00:54:31and I'm even on my way out right now.
00:54:33Too late.
00:54:34I'm already here.
00:54:35Hey, buddy.
00:54:44All right, we're going to go up.
00:54:46One, two, three.
00:54:47Nice.
00:54:48Just like the airplane.
00:54:49Let's go.
00:54:50Go, go, go.
00:54:52Okay, no, no.
00:54:52Both of you need to stay in here and stay quiet, okay?
00:54:55Hey, can you stay quiet and play with the nanny?
00:54:58Nice.
00:55:00Wait, what's going on?
00:55:01Coming!
00:55:16I don't understand why you're making this so difficult.
00:55:20I asked you to marry Alicia, not fall in love with her.
00:55:24Without her family's support,
00:55:25your uncle is going to raise hell over what you did.
00:55:28I know, but that Uncle Andy's been trying to steal the company from us for years.
00:55:32I mean, do you think a marriage is really going to save anything?
00:55:35Your uncle aside,
00:55:37you still need to consider picking a marriage candidate.
00:55:41And Alicia is your best bet.
00:55:44The land her family controls is exactly what we need.
00:55:49Without the ability to expand,
00:55:51we won't be able to reach the goal that your father envisioned.
00:55:54What's that?
00:55:58Uh, no, it's nothing.
00:55:59I must have paused the video I was watching.
00:56:04Tell me, Raymond, why not Alicia?
00:56:07Well, look, I'm busy at the office with work and meetings and work.
00:56:14I don't have time for this.
00:56:18I'll call my driver.
00:56:19No need.
00:56:20I drove myself.
00:56:27Will you at least consider Alicia?
00:56:30She's not a bad-looking girl either.
00:56:32Okay, Mom, yeah.
00:56:37Forgot my purse.
00:56:39Oh, sure, sure.
00:56:46Whose toy is this?
00:56:50Oh, it's mine.
00:56:56I, you know, got it at the store.
00:57:00You used to love toy cars.
00:57:02We had to put the Greenfield Project on pause.
00:57:15What was that?
00:57:16The news said there's a big solar storm coming that could mess with our gear.
00:57:20And on top of that, we're expecting some serious downpours
00:57:22and a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
00:57:27Look, I want a DNA test done on Kirk and I...
00:57:29What?
00:57:31Kirk, you mean that kid?
00:57:33There's just something about him.
00:57:35The more I look at him, the more it feels like I'm staring into a de-aging mirror.
00:57:41A de-aging...
00:57:42No, look, you get the point.
00:57:44Just do it in secret.
00:57:46Don't let anybody find out.
00:57:47Don't let Miranda or the kid know.
00:57:49Do it fast.
00:57:50I want results as quick as possible.
00:57:54Yes, sir.
00:58:14Hey, Kirk.
00:58:15Remember me?
00:58:16Remember me?
00:58:16Remember me?
00:58:20Yeah, the boring uncle.
00:58:25Well, how about we play a game of hide-and-seek together?
00:58:29I want to play with Dad.
00:58:31Your dad's busy with work, but he sent me to play with you.
00:58:37Okay, but I want to hide first.
00:58:39Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
00:58:53Where are you?
00:58:55Uncle Steve can't find you.
00:59:06Ready or not, here I come.
00:59:08Found you.
00:59:13Okay, now it's my turn.
00:59:16One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:59:25What's this?
00:59:25It's the DNA test result, sir.
00:59:27So, we're not even a little bit related.
00:59:38Yes, sir.
00:59:41Sir?
00:59:43This is good news, isn't it?
00:59:46Mommy, take me out to play.
01:00:00Honey, it's raining outside.
01:00:03And besides, when we're together and we're alone, you can call me mom.
01:00:15God, the weather's just so weird today.
01:00:17Yeah, we got a big solar storm coming through.
01:00:19We've even got a solar eclipse in the next couple of days.
01:00:22I heard something spooky might happen.
01:00:25Maybe we'll get super couched.
01:00:26Oh, hey, hey.
01:00:29So, um, anyway, what I was gonna tell you, um, two days gone by and still no sign of the cops.
01:00:37No, no, they actually came by and it turns out that his father is really sick.
01:00:45And so, I told them that I would watch him for a few days.
01:00:48Great to see you here, kiddo.
01:00:52Oh, my...
01:00:53Mom!
01:01:00Mom!
01:01:01Mom!
01:01:02What did you just call me?
01:01:04Mom, are you okay?
01:01:07Mom, are you okay?
01:01:09Mom, are you okay?
01:01:18So, you're telling me that we switched bodies?
01:01:23Oh, please tell me this is one big elaborate joke.
01:01:26Ah, no.
01:01:27This is not a dream.
01:01:34It's not rocket science.
01:01:35You unclip, you unwind.
01:01:37You're going to find an outlet and there you go.
01:01:41There you go.
01:01:41Open.
01:01:42There you go.
01:01:43It's perfect.
01:01:50Nanny, I'm tired.
01:01:59Come on.
01:02:00Mom, are you okay?
01:02:03Mom, are you okay?
01:02:05You're acting weird.
01:02:06How long do you have to play it in any game for?
01:02:10It was not that fun.
01:02:11It never even was.
01:02:12Okay, sure, we can stop.
01:02:14But what did you just call me?
01:02:16Mom, you said when it's just the two of us, I could call you Mom.
01:02:20And now the game is over.
01:02:22Why do you call me, um, Raymond Father?
01:02:28Because I look just like him.
01:02:30And in the movies, daddies and sons always look the same.
01:02:34Well, those are just the movies, kid.
01:02:36You know, you gotta have some more kind of proof.
01:02:40But there is proof.
01:02:42What?
01:02:43The ring.
01:02:44If you draw and show it to Mr. Raymond, he could see it.
01:02:48It must be his.
01:02:49Do you remember what this ring looks like?
01:02:51He said it had a big ring of stone.
01:02:53All right, it's time for bed, kiddo.
01:03:19Miranda, what is it?
01:03:20I am Raymond.
01:03:24What?
01:03:25Sorry, I don't have time for this.
01:03:26Mr. King and I have a very busy day ahead of us.
01:03:28I took you to a boutique on Rodeo Drive a few days ago.
01:03:32We talked to a woman named Cindy about an emerald ring.
01:03:34What?
01:03:34How did you know that?
01:03:35Because I am Raymond King.
01:03:37This isn't funny.
01:03:38What is it, some kind of prank you thought of?
01:03:40What's next, a camera and a big sign that says gotcha?
01:03:43Please.
01:03:43Three years ago, when your mom got sick,
01:03:45I found the best doctor in Germany to cure her.
01:03:47The procedure lasted about 12 hours and 34 minutes.
01:03:55Boss?
01:03:56Yeah.
01:03:57What happened?
01:03:59It's a long story.
01:04:00Anyway, plans change and I have a job for you.
01:04:03I need you to do another DNA sample,
01:04:05this time comparing my hair to Kirk's.
01:04:08Not Miranda's.
01:04:09Yes, sir.
01:04:11Okay.
01:04:11For the Better of K group,
01:04:21you need to give Alicia a chance.
01:04:23Why don't you invite her to dinner tonight?
01:04:26Miranda,
01:04:27why don't you go clean the bedroom or something?
01:04:29This is a private conversation.
01:04:31Steve, why don't you join us?
01:04:46No thanks, Mr.
01:04:47Miss, Mrs. King.
01:04:49I have stuff to do at the office.
01:04:52Where can I find,
01:04:53you know,
01:04:54Mr.
01:04:55Miss Miranda.
01:05:02What is going on with everyone today?
01:05:09Keep smiling like that and you won't get paid this month.
01:05:12So he is my son.
01:05:24Sir,
01:05:25not to interrupt your, uh,
01:05:27midlife crisis,
01:05:29but we have another problem.
01:05:32You have six meetings today.
01:05:34Okay, and?
01:05:39Oh, crap.
01:05:42Miranda.
01:05:58Okay, don't worry, sir.
01:05:59I mean, Miranda.
01:06:00We have a plan.
01:06:02Come on.
01:06:10Oh, crap.
01:06:10Oh, crap.
01:06:11Oh, crap.
01:06:12Ladies and gentlemen,
01:06:23I would like to introduce to you today
01:06:25my new advisor,
01:06:28Miranda.
01:06:31Uh,
01:06:32she will be stepping up today
01:06:34to lead today's meeting,
01:06:35and I trust that you
01:06:37will treat her
01:06:38with the same amount of respect
01:06:39that you treat me with,
01:06:40your boss,
01:06:42Raymond Cate.
01:07:00Oh.
01:07:00Oh.
01:07:00Oh, any idea on how to fix this?
01:07:07No, not a clue.
01:07:16Mr. King's office.
01:07:19Mm-hmm.
01:07:20Okay.
01:07:22Steve needs me.
01:07:23Stay here and wait for me.
01:07:25I...
01:07:26I...
01:07:27This is already my fifth coffee today.
01:07:31God, how much coffee does one person have to drink
01:07:34for their caffeine tolerance to be this high?
01:07:35Like I said,
01:07:43that just looks really good on you.
01:07:46What are you doing?
01:07:47Oh, it's you.
01:07:48That clumsy waitress.
01:07:50What are you doing here?
01:07:52Oh, I get it.
01:07:53You put those looks to use
01:07:54and seduced your way into a rich man's bed.
01:07:56I always knew you were a gold digger.
01:07:59Fuck off.
01:08:01Hey!
01:08:02Get back here!
01:08:08So what?
01:08:10Experimenting with my love life?
01:08:11What?
01:08:12No!
01:08:13Your mother was talking to me
01:08:15about how Alicia's the perfect match for you,
01:08:17and look,
01:08:18I was just doing you a favor
01:08:19by making the first move.
01:08:21A favor?
01:08:23You think setting me up with another woman
01:08:25is doing me a favor?
01:08:27Another woman?
01:08:28I...
01:08:29I don't understand.
01:08:34What's happening?
01:08:40What's happening?
01:08:41It's just a solar eclipse.
01:08:42Don't sidetrack it.
01:08:45I'm sorry.
01:08:47Like,
01:08:48it is so funny.
01:08:49You looking at me like that with my face,
01:08:51is that actually how I look like when I'm mad?
01:08:53Well, it's your face.
01:08:55No, I just think you're doing it a little bit different.
01:08:57How would I be doing something differently?
01:08:59I don't know.
01:09:00Maybe it's the, uh...
01:09:00Oh, it's the hair.
01:09:01I never do my hair like that.
01:09:02I like it, though.
01:09:03It gives me a more
01:09:04professional feel.
01:09:06This is exactly how you do your hair.
01:09:08No, no, it's not at all.
01:09:10I think I...
01:09:10You don't have your hair like that.
01:09:12I always have my hair like that.
01:09:13What did you do to my hair?
01:09:14No, your part is weird.
01:09:15I don't know what you did to the lips.
01:09:16Yeah, look at that.
01:09:17Okay, so I don't have, like, lips right.
01:09:18Your lips, your hair, your lips, your hair, your eyes.
01:09:21You don't have to talk about my hair.
01:09:22Everything, everything.
01:09:35Hey, don't try to sidetrack it.
01:09:39It's just the end of the solar eclipse.
01:09:41So, we got our bodies back just like that.
01:09:52What was that?
01:09:53Some kind of joke from the sun?
01:09:54Yeah, it's perfect timing, too.
01:09:56We've got a pretty important meeting in a few minutes,
01:09:58and I was trying to figure out
01:09:59how I was going to do it in your body.
01:10:02You stay here, and you figure out a reason
01:10:03why you've been lying to me for weeks.
01:10:06What are you talking about?
01:10:07Why you didn't tell me Kirk is my son.
01:10:19So, you're telling me it was you the whole time?
01:10:23I mean, didn't you recognize me?
01:10:27That night, I was drugged, and my memory was all fuzzy.
01:10:31Then I found out I was pregnant,
01:10:32but I didn't remember what you looked like.
01:10:34But I went in, and I asked the hotel staff,
01:10:36and they wouldn't tell me anything.
01:10:37So, I ran out of options.
01:10:40Okay, well, what about the ring, then?
01:10:42I sold it.
01:10:44You know, there was a time where
01:10:47Kirk and I really struggled to get by.
01:10:51What about you?
01:10:53Why didn't you recognize me?
01:10:55Well, you know, I was pretty messed up that night, too.
01:10:58But I was looking for you for years.
01:11:01I mean, I sent Steve on hundreds and thousands
01:11:03of wild goose chases,
01:11:05but we could never come up with anything.
01:11:06But here you are.
01:11:10I'm so sorry that I accused you of being a spy
01:11:12sent by my cousin's family.
01:11:15It's okay.
01:11:16I mean, I haven't forgiven you quite yet, Mr. King.
01:11:19Okay, well, what can I do to earn your forgiveness?
01:11:23Mom! Dad!
01:11:24Dad!
01:11:24You can start by being a dad.
01:11:33Oh, you know what, kid?
01:11:35I think you might be right.
01:11:39About what?
01:11:41We do look alike.
01:11:43I knew it!
01:11:46Hey, kiddo, what do you want for dinner tonight?
01:11:49Pizza!
01:11:49It's pizza, then.
01:11:55Let's go get some pizza.
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