Comedy Central Roast of James Franco | movie | 2013 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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It's James Franco's turn to step in to the celebrity hot seat for the latest installment of The Comedy Central Roast. | dG1fSjdDYzRGN0F5bm8

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00:00Okay, who's my next victim?

00:09Natasha Leggero is here.

00:12She's basically a complete unknown,

00:15but tonight we're getting paid the same amount of money.

00:22Got you.

00:24Well, guess what, Natasha?

00:25You can do everything I can do,

00:27but I can never experience the miracle of birthing a child.

00:31Roasted you.

00:34Roast a far eye.

00:38Like a reggae guy.

00:42Here's one.

00:43Nick Kroll, Bill Hader, and Seth Rogen walk into a bar.

00:45They're there to pick me up

00:46because I'm an alcoholic who can't manage my feelings.

00:49Nailed you, fucker. Suck a butt.

00:53Is there a barista here?

00:54Because this roast just got dark.

00:57Who else wants the wrath?

01:10My good friend Aziz Ansari is here.

01:12Aziz's parents are from India,

01:14and he's from South Carolina.

01:16Hey, Aziz, what's it like to have a unique perspective

01:19on what it means to be American, you bag of shit?

01:21Roasting so hard right now.

01:31It's like at Boston Market in here

01:33because I'm roasting all these Kenny Rogers chickens.

01:40Jonah Hill is here.

01:42Jonah is so dumb

01:43that when he had me over for a dinner party,

01:45I overstayed my welcome,

01:47and he pretended to be tired

01:48so I would leave without getting my feelings hurt.

01:50You a passive-aggressive sweetheart, Jonah!

01:53You a passive-aggressive sweetheart, Jonah!

02:00Just asked me to leave.

02:04But I didn't want to stay.

02:05Who else is here?

02:09Oh, yeah, God is here.

02:11God is everywhere, okay?

02:13He walks with me through sunshine and rain.

02:16He protects me from temptation.

02:18He is my light.

02:19Roasted the father!

02:23On the sacrilege tip.

02:26Expect letters, Comedy Central.

02:28If you don't want controversy,

02:30you shouldn't have invited the king!

Comedy Central Roast of James Franco | movie | 2013 | Official Clip

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