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00:00 (upbeat music)

00:02 And I don't want you thinking

00:08 that my girlfriend's a bad person.

00:09 She's an amazing woman.

00:11 The fact that I only have seven stories about her

00:15 in eight years, says a lot.

00:18 You know, don't get me wrong, five of them happened this year

00:21 but that's still way below the bar,

00:24 you know what I'm saying?

00:25 And I get questions, I get questions about her

00:27 because you know, in the past I've done specials

00:29 and I've talked about other people in my life.

00:31 I've talked about my mom, I've talked about my dad,

00:33 I've talked about my sisters, my brother,

00:35 I've talked about Frankie,

00:36 but I've never really talked about my girl.

00:39 And so I get people that ask me,

00:41 you know, we wanna know a little bit more.

00:42 First question that everybody always ask is,

00:45 is your girlfriend fluffy too?

00:48 And no, she's not, she's a little bit curvy

00:52 but she's not fluffy.

00:53 And that's not to say that I have anything

00:55 against big women, most of my ex-girlfriends

00:57 were really big girls.

00:59 When we would hug, it was like arms and pillows.

01:02 Oh yeah, it was that Tempur-Pedic love,

01:05 you know what I'm saying?

01:07 It was hardcore, like we would hug really, really hard

01:09 and then let go and then our body would come back to normal.

01:12 Another question that people ask is,

01:22 is your girlfriend also Mexican?

01:26 You know, is your girlfriend Mexican?

01:27 And yes she is, but that doesn't mean anything

01:30 because I have dated the rainbow, okay?

01:33 That's just where it landed, you know?

01:35 Oh look.

01:37 It's just where it landed, all right?

01:44 The crazy part with my girl is that

01:46 she doesn't have traditional Mexican features, all right?

01:50 She could pass for white.

01:51 Which is funny because the first time

01:55 I introduced her to my mom, it was quite the show.

01:58 I take my girl to go meet my mom for the first time

02:02 and my mom, she would come to the door.

02:06 She would come to the door, she sees you pulling up

02:08 in the driveway, she opens the door and just waits

02:09 for you to get there and greets you at the door.

02:11 So I'm pulling up, right?

02:13 She comes to the door, she sees me opening the door

02:16 and this white girl comes out, right?

02:18 And she starts cussing me out from the door.

02:20 (speaking in foreign language)

02:24 And my girl speaks Spanish, so my girl looks at my mom

02:34 and she's like, (speaking in foreign language)

02:36 And my mom was like, oh my God, oh my God, oh I'm so sorry.

02:40 I went, ah, you see that, ma?

02:42 You see that, ma?

02:42 They make 'em in that color too.

02:44 (audience laughing)

02:48 (upbeat music)

02:51 ♪ Hey, get in my bed ♪

02:54 (upbeat music)

Gabriel Iglesias: Aloha Fluffy | movie | 2013 | Official Trailer

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