Gabriel Iglesias: I'm Not Fat... I'm Fluffy | movie | 2009 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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Gabriel Iglesias entertains a packed house at El Paso's Theatre in this Comedy Central special. For I'm Not Fat, I'm Flu | dG1fQ3hnSWJ6bkFWODQ

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00:00 (upbeat music)

00:02 ♪ Hey, it's a bae ♪

00:07 - And by the way, you guys, I wanna let you know now,

00:11 here in this theater and all over the world,

00:13 wherever you, anybody's watching this special,

00:15 if you ever see me in public,

00:20 either at a restaurant or at a hotel or anywhere,

00:24 and you wanna stop me and say hello

00:25 or take a picture or anything,

00:27 please, I welcome it, and it's an honor

00:30 if you were to do that.

00:31 I do not mind at all.

00:33 (audience cheering)

00:35 Stop me anytime you want.

00:37 I'm the same person.

00:40 The same guy.

00:44 Thank you.

00:49 Seriously, the same guy you see now

00:52 is the same guy you'd see outside.

00:54 I don't change, you know?

00:55 You're not gonna walk up and go,

00:56 Gabriel, can I talk to you?

00:56 I'm not gonna be like, be gone from me!

00:58 Gabriel is my stage name.

01:02 I don't know if you've been Mexican, I'm Scandinavian.

01:05 No, trust me, I'm the same pendejo you'll see outside.

01:09 I don't mind, I love you guys.

01:10 Trust me, you guys make it possible

01:12 for me to have an incredible life

01:13 and take care of my family, so I'm all for it.

01:16 Not a problem.

01:17 Trust me, right now, it's so crazy

01:19 'cause I'm still adjusting to people walking up to me.

01:22 I'm checking into the hotel,

01:24 and they already knew me, which was crazy.

01:26 I go like, oh, hi, I'm checking in.

01:27 Here's your key, sir.

01:28 We know it's you, sir.

01:32 I think that's awesome.

01:38 I needed that like six years ago.

01:41 One time I was trying to check into a hotel in Chicago

01:44 at one o'clock in the morning because I missed my flight.

01:47 Nobody's at the front desk, just a little bell

01:50 and a sign that said, "Ring for service."

01:53 So there I am.

01:54 (imitates bell ringing)

01:57 All of a sudden, I heard this.

02:09 I hear the bell.

02:10 All of a sudden, this lady came out, just.

02:23 Are you the one ringing that damn bell?

02:25 What the hell you want?

02:28 - I'm checking in.

02:29 - You know what time it is?

02:31 - It's tomorrow.

02:32 - I know, I missed my flight.

02:35 - Mm-hmm, whatever you say.

02:36 What's going on out there?

02:39 Girl, you gotta see this.

02:40 I got a big-ass Mexican showing up late as hell.

02:43 Okay.

02:47 What's your name?

02:51 - My name is Gabriel Iglesias.

02:53 - Iglesias.

02:54 Yes, Iglesias.

02:55 Okay, Iglesias.

02:56 Okay, E-G-L.

02:58 No, no, no, no, no.

02:59 It's Iglesias with an I.

03:01 With an I?

03:03 But you said Iglesias.

03:05 You didn't say Iglesias, you said Iglesias.

03:09 It's Iglesias with an I.

03:10 Mm-hmm, whatever you say, it's your damn name, okay?

03:14 Mr. Iglesias with a I.

03:16 You know, that's bad for you.

03:19 Oh, this right here?

03:20 My grandmama lived to be 100 years old.

03:22 - Smoking?

03:23 - She was in her own damn business, okay?

03:25 Mr. Iglesias with an I.

03:27 Okay, I found you in the system.

03:30 I got you for two nights, full-size bed, non-smoking.

03:33 I requested a queen-size bed.

03:35 And you would've got a queen

03:36 if you'd have been here yesterday.

03:38 But it's tomorrow and you're lucky I'm talking to you.

03:42 Mr. Iglesias with an I.

03:44 What's the I stand for?

03:45 I need a bigger bed.

03:47 What's going on out there?

03:50 Girl, you gotta see this.

03:52 Nacho Libre is tripping.

03:53 (audience laughing)

03:56 (upbeat music)

03:59 (upbeat music)

04:02 (upbeat music)

04:04 (upbeat music)

04:07 (upbeat music)

04:10 (upbeat music)

04:12 Yo, fuck it, what's the status?

04:14 Show 'em, yo, who's the baddest?

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