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00:00I've been waiting a long time for this moment to come, I'm destined for anything at all.
00:15Jesus Christ, Cardi, just pick a package, will you? There's no tacos into this, there's no skill.
00:20Look, three golden tickets out of possible five have been found.
00:25One in a cheese and onion, one in a Worcester sauce and one in a salt and vinegar.
00:31Meaning smoked bacon and ready salted ones and odds on favour to the golden ticket.
00:34Exactly.
00:35Ah, Nina, what's the crack with you?
00:37Fuck all. Bored. Not enough people are dying.
00:40Business slowdown, isn't it?
00:41It's like a morgue.
00:44It's not funny.
00:45Could you hurry up, Nobhead? There's people waiting.
00:47Oh, yeah, sorry, can you fuck off, Nobhead?
00:49Cos I'm looking at the crisps and I'll take as long as I fucking need. Do you understand? Yeah?
00:53Cool.
00:54Oi, Cardi, relax.
00:56Sorry about him.
00:57Hi, Carol.
00:58Yeah, er, yeah, he's with me now. Yeah, all six foot two of him.
01:03Erm, yeah, listen, do you think you're ready salted or smokey...
01:07You what?
01:09No way.
01:11Ah!
01:12Please wait!
01:13What did I do in a past life to deserve you here today, eh?
01:17Sorry, Carol.
01:18You what?
01:20No, no, no, it's no problem. No problem at all. Yeah.
01:23Fuck.
01:24Alright, we're on our way.
01:25Alright, love you, baby. Alright, bye.
01:27Well?
01:28Well.
01:29Smokey bacon.
01:30Let's do this.
01:31No.
01:32As in, what's the story like?
01:34Which story?
01:35The phone call, Cardi, that you just had.
01:37Oh, yeah, er, Carol said that, what did she say?
01:41She said that you've had your, your Yorda's had a caravan nicked.
01:44She what? Was she in it?
01:46Was she?
01:47Was she?
01:48You're asking me?
01:49Was she in it when it happened, Cardi?
01:51Yorda?
01:52Yeah.
01:53I didn't ask.
01:54My goodness. Right, we need to get over there now.
01:55Oh, I've got my car fuel on. Come on, come on.
01:57Good woman.
01:58Shopman.
01:59Come on, Cardi.
02:00Fuck.
02:13Yeah, man.
02:14The best things in life are free.
02:19But you can give them to the birds and bees.
02:22I just, I don't see how this is even a little bit necessary.
02:29Believe me, there's plenty of things I'd rather be doing.
02:33Fuck me.
02:34So how have you been?
02:36We're not doing that.
02:37We're not having fucking small talk while you try and fist me back there.
02:41Just tends to relax everyone if we have a little conversation.
02:45What do you mean everyone?
02:46Why do you have to relax?
02:48Don't worry, it wasn't you.
02:50Uh-huh.
02:52Fucking dickhead.
02:53Right.
02:54Just gonna...
02:58Just point your toes inwards.
03:03Come on, you're gonna have to give me something.
03:04I feel like that's generous.
03:06That's a good amount of thing, that.
03:08All right, deep breath.
03:11Oh, fucking hell.
03:14I haven't seen you for a while.
03:16You don't need me so much since you've been seeing Fiona.
03:20The new therapist?
03:22Yeah, she's lovely, actually.
03:24She's helping.
03:25She's helping.
03:26Making a difference.
03:27I bet.
03:28That's what you're fucking laughing at.
03:30Oh, yeah.
03:31Oh, is that a bit of professional jealousy or something?
03:33You fucker!
03:34Fuck me!
03:35Both hands are somewhat back there.
03:36What's going on?
03:37Right.
03:38Perfect.
03:40Nice smooth prostate.
03:42Oh, a handful of dicks.
03:45Nothing to report down there.
03:47Thank God.
03:49Well, all that's left to do now is go and cut that enormous wheel of cheese you put that fucking coat on for.
03:55Dude, fucking hell.
03:58All right.
04:02How's your hernia?
04:04What are you on about, bloody hernia?
04:06Oh, fuck.
04:08Oh, shit.
04:09What?
04:10Oh, God.
04:11I'm really sorry.
04:12What?
04:13You're O'Neill, aren't you?
04:14Yeah.
04:15I've got Vince O'Malley here.
04:16I'm sorry.
04:17I'll get your records.
04:18Dickhead!
04:19You fingered me for no reason, but fucking hell, man.
04:22Oh, you wouldn't believe how often this happens.
04:24I fucking would believe how often that happens.
04:27Fucking cowl.
04:28Christ.
04:29You all right, love?
04:33You all right?
04:34It's meaner, isn't it?
04:35It's meaner, isn't it?
04:36It's meaner, yeah.
04:37Is it all right?
04:38It's all right, dude.
04:39I think it's the best it's ever been.
04:40You all right?
04:41How are they, man?
04:42Is that where Yoda's caravan was, don't you?
04:44Just a plot there, yeah.
04:45Who's Yoda?
04:46My great-grand?
04:47It's a nickname.
04:48It's because her name's Rhoda.
04:49Easy, you fuck.
04:50It's because she looks exactly like Yoda.
04:52Fuck have I told you a lot about this?
04:54My great-grand looks nothing like fucking Yoda, right?
04:57No, I mean, all I'm saying is George Lucas has got a lawsuit out on her.
05:00You shut your fucking mouth, Toml.
05:02She looks nothing like fucking Yoda.
05:04No, no.
05:05No, no.
05:06But she sounds like fucking spitting him, you know what I mean?
05:08Yeah!
05:09Why aren't you, Toml?
05:10Yeah!
05:11Dude, does she?
05:12Yeah, honestly, I swear to fucking God.
05:13Oh, here they come.
05:14The red-headed gang on the case of the mysterious disappearing caravan.
05:18The big mystery is, why would anyone want to nick that rotten old knackertink
05:22when it's all these decent ones around?
05:23Makes no sense.
05:24I agree.
05:25Just fuck me!
05:28Oi, give over!
05:29Pair of cunts.
05:30Ashley, where the fucking hell's dueling?
05:32I thought you were living with fucking Yoda.
05:34No!
05:35He went back to Ireland.
05:36Get out.
05:37He's in hiding.
05:38Fucking bastard.
05:39Or, has he just kidnapped himself again because it does happen?
05:41No, he took himself off after the MacWiggins put a bounty on his head
05:45because he called off the engagement with Darrell Disturvlin.
05:48Daddy!
05:49He's done it again!
05:50Is that what he's doing?
05:51He's, er, it's Ashley's uncle.
05:53Yeah, he's got a sort of pathological desire to get engaged to every woman that he meets.
05:57It's fucking weird.
05:58What's your fucking problem today?
05:59Look, it's not his fault he's got an animal magnetism, alright?
06:02He's a hopeless romantic.
06:04He's catnip to a certain type of female caravan dweller.
06:07He is.
06:08Wow.
06:09Alright, for Christ's sake.
06:10Bloody Francis.
06:11What the fuck does he want with us?
06:13I mean, we don't fuck all about missing caravans, do we?
06:16I think he's just trying to get anyone he can to find it.
06:18He's even offering a reward.
06:19Are you fucking awful?
06:21No, he's after going nuclear and someone over it.
06:23You fucking prick!
06:24You fucking arsehole!
06:26You just get to keep your head down on this, huh?
06:28Fuck off out!
06:30Go on!
06:31Fuck off out!
06:32It's not a deal, is it?
06:35And you?
06:36Hi Francis.
06:37Hi Francis.
06:38Fuck off him!
06:39Alright then.
06:40Did a full 360, man.
06:42Oh, here we fucking go.
06:44Last night, an elderly woman, coming home from Bingo, was shocked to discover her caravan
07:01had been brutally abducted from her.
07:03May I ask how rude it is with everything now?
07:06Have you not fucking heard me?
07:08She's fucking shocked!
07:10Her home of 20 years robbed away!
07:12So, where is Granny?
07:14Are we going to get to see her?
07:16She's inside in the toilet.
07:17And what do you mean, are you going to get to see her?
07:22No.
07:23No reason.
07:32There she lost.
07:37Hi then, Rhoda.
07:38How's it going, love?
07:39I'm super sorry to hear about this caravan steelery.
07:44It's a rum do, innit?
07:45It's rum.
07:46Shocking business this is.
07:48Oh, it is, Dad.
07:49Rhoda, it is.
07:50Stolen the caravan they have.
07:52Yes, we know.
07:54Shocking, great gran.
07:55It really is.
07:56We're all very shocked here, aren't we lads?
07:58Terribly so.
07:59Oh.
08:00No, it's awful.
08:01It was...
08:02Very shocked about it.
08:04Sorry.
08:05So, erm, do you have any idea who might have abducted it?
08:10Well, my thinking right now is it's the type of people who, erm, who like, erm, stealing caravans.
08:18The type of people who like stealing caravans.
08:21Mm.
08:22I mean, who's that, eh?
08:23Well, whoever it is, they'll be dealt with fairly lively.
08:27Well, first things first.
08:29That caravan needs returning immediately.
08:32Well, yeah, Franny, it's just that I worry we won't find it.
08:37Only because there's thousands of them, I just wouldn't know where to stand up.
08:40Yeah.
08:41Yeah, I mean, would it not be easier, Frances, just to buy her a brand new one?
08:45W-would you like a new caravan, Rhoda?
08:47It's just that the old one was very falling apart and decrepit very much so.
08:51Fucked.
08:52Fucked very much so.
08:53I'm not fucking deaf.
08:55Wouldn't mind a new one, I would.
08:57She doesn't want a new one.
08:58She wants the old one.
08:59Let the rain in the roof.
09:00It has to be that one.
09:01She has an emotional attachment to it.
09:03That's understandable.
09:04Which is why I'm going to offer ten grand.
09:07What the fuck?
09:11For its return.
09:13Big Daddy.
09:16Would like to get me Aloisius back.
09:19Who's that, then?
09:20Aloisius is our stuffed cat.
09:22Oh.
09:23It was in the caravan at the time of abduction.
09:25Stuffed cats?
09:26What is it?
09:27We old ladies loving stuffed cats.
09:28Stuffed cats and the smell of pigs.
09:32I'm not sorry.
09:33No.
09:37Come on.
09:38What the fuck, dude?
09:39Fucking listen to me.
09:40Listen to me.
09:41Yeah.
09:42Ten fucking grand.
09:43Ten grand for a fucked up fucking caravan.
09:45What the fuck does that all?
09:46What does that mean?
09:47Well, for that sort of money, mate, it's worth a fucking go, isn't it?
09:50What the fucking cash that stingy bastard has squirreled away all over the place?
09:53Say he could buy her a new caravan ten times over.
09:55Something's not sitting right with me.
09:57Francis doesn't give a shite about anything that doesn't benefit him.
10:00So what the fuck is he doing interested in that shag of an old caravan?
10:04Yeah.
10:05He probably stashed all his fortune in it, and that's why he's so desperate to get it back.
10:09Bloody hell, Cardi, that's it.
10:10You're a genius.
10:11That's what it is.
10:12Isn't it?
10:13Jesus fucking Christ.
10:14The lad's got it.
10:15Do you know what that is?
10:16He's fucking got it, mate.
10:17He's always tinkering on the road as caravans.
10:19It's probably where he's keeping all his cash.
10:21Nice one.
10:24Right, so, listen.
10:26So we find that caravan, as requested.
10:29We take fucking money from out of it.
10:31He's going to think the fucking guys who stole the caravan took the cash.
10:34We say.
10:35We just found this caravan dug to the feetles after three dollars, is it?
10:38Yes!
10:39So he, he's just going to assume that we've done our job.
10:45Right?
10:46You know what I mean?
10:47We keep the fucking cash.
10:48He's going to be none of the wise.
10:49And by the way, can we have our fucking reward of ten fucking grand?
10:54Please, madam.
10:55Please, madam.
10:56Oh, madam.
10:57Oh, madam.
10:58Oh, madam.
10:59Oh, madam.
11:00Oh, shit, dude.
11:01I'll do the madam.
11:02Hello.
11:03No.
11:04What's up, love?
11:05All right, sweetheart, just slow down a little bit.
11:07All right.
11:08Listen, I'm on my way right now.
11:09I'm on my way.
11:10We've called the police.
11:11They're on the way.
11:12Just try to remain calm.
11:13Don't fucking tell me to calm down.
11:14What's going on?
11:15Tell him he's gone missing.
11:16He's arrived at school, Vin.
11:17Oh, it's all right.
11:18Where's the fucking police?
11:19They're on the way.
11:20Just calm down a little bit.
11:21What do we know?
11:22He forgot his lunchbox, so when I came in school to drop it off, he wasn't here.
11:24I mean, all right.
11:25I mean, he couldn't bump me.
11:26He couldn't bump me.
11:27I mean, he couldn't bump me.
11:28He couldn't bump me.
11:29He couldn't bump me.
11:30He couldn't bump me.
11:31He couldn't bump me.
11:32No, no, no.
11:33There's a voice message that's been left on the school phone.
11:35It appears a man claiming to be Tyler's granddad left a message on a school voicemail to say
11:40that Tyler wouldn't be in today due to him being ill.
11:43He hasn't got a fucking granddad.
11:44We realise that now.
11:45All right.
11:46Did you recognise his voice?
11:47Do you know who it is?
11:48We don't know.
11:49I mean, Christ on a bike's fucking job, this, innit?
11:51As I said, the police are on the way.
11:53They'll be able to trace the voicemail.
11:54I want to hear the voicemail.
11:55Fucking no.
11:56Message received Friday at 8.47am.
11:57This is Tyler Croft's granddad.
11:58Jimmy.
11:59I'm going to report Tyler absent.
12:00I'm just going to stop that there.
12:01That's Jim.
12:02Yeah.
12:03Thanks for your time.
12:04Okay.
12:05Sorry.
12:06Sorry.
12:07Sorry.
12:08Where is it?
12:09Huh?
12:10Who?
12:11What do you mean?
12:12Who?
12:13Fucking Tyler.
12:14Jim.
12:15Yeah.
12:16Thanks for your time.
12:17Okay.
12:18Sorry.
12:19Sorry.
12:20Where is it?
12:21Huh?
12:22Who?
12:23What do you mean?
12:24Who?
12:25Fucking Tyler.
12:26Tyler?
12:27Jim.
12:28Fucking about.
12:29Where is it?
12:30Is he driving that juggernaut?
12:35Jim.
12:36Fucking hell.
12:37You're in some shit, dude.
12:39Tyler, we thought something terrible might have happened to you.
12:43What were you thinking?
12:44Why are you not at school?
12:45I don't like school.
12:46Excuse me.
12:47Since when?
12:48Tyler, you were fine last week, wasn't that were you?
12:53Just forget it, Mum.
12:54Right.
12:55We're talking about this when we go home.
12:56I am fuming with you.
12:57Absolutely fuming with you.
12:58Right.
12:59So you tell me how it's dangerous.
13:01I showed him where the brakes are.
13:03I mean, what are you going to do at school?
13:05Except fill his head with a load of woke bollocks about the world being round.
13:10It fucking is.
13:11Jesus Christ, Jim.
13:12Hey, look, the lad's doing good here.
13:15He's my best worker.
13:16Is it?
13:17Are you paying him for all, are you?
13:18Well, it's like an apprenticeship, isn't it?
13:20Yeah, I bet it is, yeah.
13:21Invaluable life skills.
13:23He's the perfect size to climb in and clear any jams in the bail.
13:27Right, we're going.
13:28We're going.
13:29Finna, Finna, keep him away from me.
13:30I'm going to murder you, Jim.
13:31I'm going to fucking murder you.
13:32It's all right.
13:33I understand that.
13:34No, I get it.
13:35I get it.
13:36Shut up.
13:37I'm going to murder you, Jim.
13:38I can tell when you're on a period.
13:39It's no problem.
13:40What did you say?
13:41Eh?
13:42No, no.
13:43I didn't say anything.
13:44What the fuck did you say, Jim?
13:45I didn't say anything.
13:46Go on, say it again.
13:47I didn't say anything.
13:48I didn't say anything.
13:49I didn't say anything.
13:50I didn't say anything.
13:51I didn't say anything.
13:52You're a dickhead.
13:53You misheard me.
13:54Keep on going, man.
14:01I'm out of the panini.
14:08I have to see a man about a rabbit in half an hour.
14:11This shot's daft.
14:12It shouldn't take much longer.
14:14What do you mean, you have to see a man about a rabbit?
14:17It means I have to see a man about a rabbit.
14:21Lola's gonna turn four.
14:23She really wants a rabbit for her birthday.
14:25Wow.
14:26Four already.
14:27Time flies.
14:30Yup.
14:32I heard you've had some issues when you took over the Benson Street lot.
14:37That's a whole load more plates to keep spinning.
14:41I'm not losing any sleep.
14:43Yeah?
14:44You need to tell me your secret.
14:46me your secret no secret no caffeine afternoon a bit of yoga nidra and people
14:54who can be depended on and how is Vincent
15:02triple espresso and hot chocolates two hot chocolates with marshmallows oh I'm
15:10really sorry we were running low and only had enough for the one
15:18shall we let our guest have some of the marshmallows Davy friends share don't they
15:30there's more than enough to go around for everybody in that right manalito no need
15:39for anyone to get upset yes that it's not always so simple though oh people do get
15:47upset sometimes you have friends who upset other friends and those other friends well
15:55they don't want to share with them anymore well maybe in such a scenario you'll be
16:01well placed to make the case to this print there's such an arrangement will be
16:07beneficial for all we're friends we can be trusted
16:22you know we've honored our agreement not to circulate certain pictures unfortunately I very much doubt I
16:31would have any success in persuading this particular friend you'd be modest we
16:37both know you can be very persuasive if you want to that's fluttering but this
16:43friend I'm thinking of it's quite discerning about the company he keeps and
16:49is adamant about not doing business with anybody who is unpleasant to his friends
16:53hmm I swear on our barry's grave we didn't kidnap Dylan we've been nowhere near him so why would Dylan tell Vinnie that you did I do not know Donna
16:59if it was there I'd ask him you finish sucking on that
17:01tell
17:03what car
17:04I swear on our Barry's grave we didn't kidnap Dylan we've been nowhere near him so why would
17:20Dylan tell Vinnie that you did I do not know Donna if he was here I'd ask him you finish
17:27sucking on that I'll wait car that goes in recycling but you should put it there if it means that much to you
17:40you know Tyler I am so upset with you I really am I can't honestly I can't
17:57believe that you lied to me now I'm in two minds to not let you go to this barbecue later on good
18:02excuse me what do you mean God I said good I don't want to do why don't you want to go
18:11just said we'll be there and he picks on me said we're talking about you to a friend you've known
18:17each other since nurse right he's not my friend he still goes on about when I wet myself in nursery
18:23and tells everyone oh God right is this a kid that's bullied you before is it no it's um it's
18:30another one no it's a little shit in his class his mum's one of the PTA cake storm Nazis all right
18:37well listen don't worry about Seb because if I bump into him I'll pull it resolve it we were
18:42a good job well yes that's what you know growing up to do I'll talk to Seb's mom later go at the
18:48barbecue thing yeah what is it like kids and parents you type deal is it it is yeah it's why the bloody
18:54hell of in you ask me you come Finn you would have said no well that might not have done might have
18:59wanted it no you you hate things like that why what like things with lots of people there like a big
19:05you know gathering people I do avoid people well fuck that's the abducted camera it's
19:13what fucking ring Ashley bloody caravan
19:15fuck
19:16oh I can see you're all this caravan hidden away up that hill there
19:35it's definitely the McGuigan's they got moved on from their site last week looks like they're fixing
19:41for some sort of celebration or something there's two of them sisters they're fighting they both had
19:46the misfortune to be engaged to the building before why would they bother taking a shite caravan well I
19:51mean I put that swear he does keep his bloody cash that's where Franny's money is in it they
19:55wouldn't know that we didn't even know that we're flesh and blood runs deep one taking water all
19:59we know crying out wittering look the fucking caravan's got a 10 grand reward on it right and
20:05if we all find Franny's money that's just a fucking massive bonus in it now listen to me now hey
20:10hey I'm pondering aren't I give over pondering I'm speculating I need you lot to go and scope that
20:19shit out after dark are you all right hang on hang on hang on what the fuck do you mean you lot
20:23I've got to go to a fucking barbecue do you know that oh shit I mean there's lots of bloody spaces
20:28we could have parked up here oh yeah are you all right me yeah yeah are you all right how are you
20:33feeling fine you're good now listen I won't blame me if you weren't fine you're not going in there on
20:38your own you're going in there with a very exclusive properly hard gang well not a gang yes we're a
20:44family well it's the same innit it's the same only we'd never leave each other you know always have
20:50each other's back never not be there do you understand yeah right you better have my fucking back in
20:57there I'm terrified way back hi I mean Tyler oh I'm so glad you came I'm Vini I'm Tyler's dad
21:09you're welcome come in come in come on all right
21:14oh there you go exactly we've made a lot we've got some friends over there yeah oh my god help
21:27yourself to drink oh thank you do I drink you yeah oh yeah you're right are you that you're right
21:33yeah no no no no hubby introducing Vinnie hi are you all right Vinnie now then got to finally meet
21:43you man I've heard a lot about you from Tyler have you little bugger combination there ah and you
21:48know Greg Craig Adrian Toby all right lads how's it going Adrian's Eva's dad Toby's Harry's and Greg
21:55and Craig are Freddie's dad so welcome to the dad gang it's not got a uniform has it it's a lot of
22:00beige pants in there and then the Hawaiian shit you look like a bloody calypso group yeah no it's just a
22:07happy coincidence you know can't go wrong well you can go wrong because you've all won the same
22:12shit you look hmm well we're flying back again next half term well then what will that be your
22:19fourth trip abroad this year yeah I mean I wouldn't feel comfortable doing it if we weren't already
22:25taking steps to reduce our carbon footprint oh we put in a wood burner oh rain yeah never would oh
22:33sorry if it's about the cake store my hands are tied oh I'm afraid there's still a waiting list for
22:38helpers yeah no no no it's about yourself um so he's been he's been saying things about my Tyler to be the
22:43kid oh god Aaron boys what are they like all as bad as one another I don't know about that we're
22:48gonna do we they're doomed to turn into men Catherine what's going on with these mojitos I
22:56don't want you to go home sober coming off listen maybe oh yes this is my jam
23:01gonna have a look he's a new barbie that brand new mate it's bonnie in it have a look at that
23:14very nice how you getting on that yeah I'm good thanks all right quick going your tongue yeah go
23:20for it fucking range on them you know they're good don't you I'm just gonna have a go at one of these
23:25sausages it's harder than it looks in it they're very it's quite a thin sausages it's fucking dropped
23:33in right down there on it oh no it's gone set that off because honestly I'm just fucking used lads
23:41listen I'm sorry I don't socialize well I thought I fucking handle it was just too much going on you
23:49find I know it's not fine I'm fucking rude and I'm weird and you're all in this Hawaiian shit I
23:54don't understand it's freaking me you're fine mate Aaron
24:08no no no no no no no no no no hang on hang on hang on hang on this is giving me a fucking bad juju
24:15it's giving me fucking wrong turn vibes you know what I mean why would they park a caravan right up
24:20unless they've got something to hide who's going in then yes going in yeah
24:25who's going in Ashley get always me first I don't take orders from you
24:31anyway you're fucking with Carol tell Ashley to go inside and make sure there's
24:34no one in there what's gonna be in there it's not gonna be scary in there is it
24:40go on go on I'm behind you let's go come on where do you reckon the money's
24:44hidden then can't be too many places well let's just get in and out there's
24:49Aloysius now he's fucking weird man why is this chain what's a fridge oh wait
24:57guys what what's that what is in there and he's chaining up
25:02what the fuck dolan fuck's sake you terrible cunt she's scared Ashley after
25:10death fuck you doing here doing chained to a fridge you're not supposed to be over
25:13in Ireland hiding out or something no the McGuegan's burst in just as I was about
25:17to leave for the ferry I managed to barricade myself into the jacks pretty
25:21good so they couldn't get at me next thing I know they're taking the whole
25:24caravan with me in it why what are they gonna do to you they want revenge they're
25:29forcing me to marry devil McGuegan in the morning I've been so scared I don't want to
25:37have to get married I'm too young I just get caught up in all romance of it all you
25:41know oh yeah no we we have heard yes I'm so relieved you come to rescue me
25:47man up there boy which one is that one in the glasses yeah terrible shirt
25:55right lads Seb I can have a quick word what about uh well listen I think you might not be aware
26:06that some of the things that you're saying about Tyler is making him really sad oh really yeah you
26:12know I don't think you realize that bringing certain things up from people's past could be
26:17really embarrassing for that person more about him wetting himself well yeah but it was a long
26:21time ago he's in nursery I mean everyone's had accidents growing up it's not my fault though is it
26:26sorry it's not my fault that he wet himself and now people want to call him little miss piss pants is it
26:30well I'm not saying that but you're the one bringing it up and telling people yeah I mean
26:34all I'm doing is telling the truth right they're not allowed to tell the truth then well I'm not
26:38suggesting that am I good you can't stop my right to free speech it's a free country which means I
26:43can tell whoever I want that he pissed his pants well yeah yeah you could but I don't understand why
26:47you'd want to her because it's funny it's funny yeah yeah well it's not funny to Tyler is it it is to a
26:52lot of other people people have a right to know that he might piss his pants on them at any moment
26:56oh no he's had an accident oh Lorraine Lorraine Seb he's had an accident he's he's peed in his chinos
27:13are you sure he's peed not this is true oh he's almost come in he must miss me oh they make it
27:36look so easy in films but I told you what would the world be like if every log could be picked by a
27:41fucking fork or a little file because we should put some butter on your wrist or something folks
27:46sake you're the brains of the upper this and no one better could help what are they all up to
27:51outside nothing just nothing nothing there's something there's something what I say see I've got
28:03it it's a handle it's it and are you pulling it yeah yeah I'm pulling it pull it come on Tom I'll put
28:09your shoulder into it will you yeah I've got it moving a little bit yeah yeah I never knew there
28:25was such a thing in there Jesus Christ you don't use a toilet never in the caravan meaner that's
28:29fucking disgusting that's unhygienic oh hi Tomo you okay so Cardi says Francis has his cash under the
28:38caravan oh Jesus there's no cash under there Dolan what the fuck happened to him oh Jesus
28:45towel emptied on him you all right Tomo I don't know sort of processing maybe Francis left money
28:54somewhere else in the caravan yeah probably yeah okay what are you supposed to be doing just put the
29:06fucking crisps out I look for the money all these years I've been trying to get my own back in that
29:10tight bastard brother of mine and his cash was here somewhere if we find the money you're not having a
29:15cut of it but you fucking deserve a cut after all the shit he put me through what are you on about you've just
29:20been rescued you don't get caught if you've been rescued I don't make the rules I just implement
29:25guys there's no money here anyway we search every fucking inch oh shit I was so sure it was here
29:30I know Francis would never leave it somewhere where we can easily just stumble upon it like
29:34well we're gonna have to go and get the tools come back and release tooling what you can't leave me
29:38they're coming for me first thing in the morning they're gonna forcefully marry me please don't
29:43please don't don't forget your breathing I don't know where you're fucking man up with you
29:50come on yeah I'll see you then love you loads yeah you're my precious sweet peach thanks fucking
29:59cheered up gone you're a badass mum you know you're my brandy brandy vermouth I can't say it oh you're a
30:05badass dad Vincent O'Neill flirting mm-hmm you're coming in yeah definitely you know what it's Ashley
30:24what it is go on she would you want you we need a toe soon as possible please course you need to go
30:38okay sorry so sorry I'll see you tomorrow all right I fancy loads loads and loads
30:47fucking where are you then excuse me can you stay back please tomo you stink bad
31:03Harold tell him stay back you're fucking rancid I'm doing it can you push a bit harder we're after
31:09fucking saving you all right Vin's gonna meet us with Jim and his tractor
31:16um steep lane where the fuck a steep lane it's fucking two fields away all right this is stupid
31:23we're gonna get caught we're gonna get caught you don't stop your fucking griping
31:27don't it don't it's bad luck before the wedding I want him to see how beautiful I love you just love
31:40him so much wait you're taking the caravan
31:45thank you
31:49Dad! He's trying to escape!
31:54Push! Come on!
31:56Take it high, Dad, high!
31:58Up, up, up, up!
32:00Go! Give it!
32:02Hit him!
32:04There's ten rolling down the hill! Get inside!
32:08Get out of here! Shut up!
32:10That's it! That's it!
32:12Push!
32:14Hit him!
32:16Push!
32:18Get out of here!
32:20Get out of here!
32:22No, no, no, no, no!
32:25Come on!
32:27Come on!
32:28Come on! Come on!
32:30Hold on there, boy!
32:31Come on!
32:33No, no, no!
32:41Why are you smiling?
32:43Why are you smiling?
32:45Come on!
32:46Come on!
32:47Come on!
32:48No, no!
32:49Tell me what you fucking said!
32:50Ah!
32:51Fucking sad!
32:52You!
32:53You!
32:54Fucked you anyway!
32:57When you're crying...
32:59You bring on the ring...
33:01Oh!
33:02The golden ticket!
33:03The golden ticket!
33:04That's worth 50 grand, lads!
33:06Oh!
33:07Oh!
33:08You look whole!
33:09The golden ticket!
33:10What the fuck?
33:11Oh!
33:12Don't go on!
33:13No, no, no!
33:14You're no grand, Virginia! It's worth 50 grand!
33:15The golden ticket!
33:1650 grand!
33:1750 grand!
33:18Can come take it!
33:19What the hell?
33:20Come on!
33:21She doesn't mean it!
33:23I...
33:24It's a pickle!
33:25It's a pickle!
33:26It's a pickle!
33:27It's a pickle!
33:28The golden ticket!
33:2950 grand!
33:30Get it here!
33:31Get it with me!
33:32Oh, Ty!
33:33What the...
33:34I can't believe you've let Tyler drive that fucking deathtrap.
33:51Fucking deathtrap?
33:53Hey, it wasn't a deathtrap when you was his age, was it?
33:56Hey, it was all right then.
33:57You just shut up, whittering you old coal.
33:59What the fuck?
34:01There's Dylan, holding the fridge door.
34:04Hi there, Dylan.
34:09Oh, you fucking stink, Tommel.
34:14What the fuck?
34:15We found the golden ticket, man, but now the McGuigan's have got it.
34:18We couldn't find any hidden money.
34:20We found Dylan, he got hit in the face with the fridge door,
34:23and now we all stink of old boo because Tommel's deliberately rubbing up against us.
34:28Fucking get it together.
34:29We've got to get the fuck out of here now.
34:31Come on.
34:34All right, style it out.
34:39Style it out.
34:40It's gonna work with dogs.
34:47It's fucking ruined.
34:48Well, you know, I mean, Christ, she's been through the bloody mill,
34:53but that is still a very good workhorse.
34:55I won't say it's ruined.
34:59Do you know what I mean?
35:00I would.
35:01You trashed it, so you won't be getting ten grand.
35:03Bit of gaffer tag.
35:04Never were worth ten grand.
35:07Fuckin' rubbish.
35:08Shut your whore, dude.
35:09Yeah.
35:10Very angry, isn't he?
35:11Angry, man.
35:12Should we fuck off?
35:13We're depressed in town.
35:15So it is.
35:16But we even made that rage.
35:18For my time with my body, now my feet up the floor.
35:22Tommel, you stink.
35:23Crazy people, man, I just don't want to talk more.
35:26Happy years, baby, now don't know what you got.
35:29But you better take it easy.
35:30This brand is happening.
35:32I'm so glad, baby, so glad, baby, you got it.
35:39Give me some loving.
35:40Give me, give me some loving.
35:42Give me, give me some loving.
35:43Give me, give me some loving.
35:45Give me, give me some loving every day.
35:49Are you all right, Franny?
35:51Happy?
35:52You'll have to buy her a new fridge, that's all I know's.
35:54You're not seriously putting her back in that shithole caravan?
35:57That woman is very fond of her wagon.
36:00Stomp, stomp, Hagrid.
36:02You know.
36:03Hagrid.
36:04Never mind, fucking Hagrid.
36:06I reckon we should feel good there.
36:08We've done a really good thing there.
36:10Fucking hero stuff.
36:11Now then, come here to meet you.
36:13She's the apple of me, are you know?
36:15Gorgeous woman.
36:16Are you happy you got your wagon back?
36:17Fucking stupidies.
36:19Do you want to hang on with your bullshit?
36:21No, I don't.
36:22And it's not shit.
36:23You all right, Connie?
36:25Sit down, love.
36:26Okay, great-grand?
36:27Yeah.
36:28She's got her own wagon.
36:30Yes, thank you.
36:31Oh, that's nice.
36:33No.
36:34You're wrecking the gaff.
36:36Hey, what's the petra for, great-grand?
36:38Oh, shit.
36:41Oh.
36:42Oh.
36:43Oh.
36:44Oh.
36:45After all that.
36:48Get out.
36:50What the fuck?
36:52What the fuck?
36:55She's only gone and done it.
36:57Caravans!
36:58The fucking money!
37:00No!
37:01Fuck!
37:02Fuck!
37:03Fuck!
37:04No!
37:05Fuck!
37:06Fuck!
37:07Oh, Christ, he's off that caravan, man.
37:09Fuck!
37:10I've never seen him solve fucking obsession.
37:12Well, lots of them at least.
37:14Fuck!
37:15Fuck!
37:16Fuck!
37:17Fuck!
37:18Fuck!
37:19Fuck!
37:20Fuck!
37:21Fuck!
37:22Fuck!
37:23Fuck!
37:24Fuck!
37:25Fuck!
37:26Fuck!
37:27Fuck!
37:28Fuck!
37:33It's nice to meet you, Erin.
37:37Yeah, you do.
37:39I've heard a lot about you.
37:42Oh, yeah.
37:43I'm sure.
37:45Why do you think Vinny wanted you to come today?
37:51I guess he wants you to explain why he's such a monstrous fuck-up.
37:54Well, there's a challenge.
37:59Mr. Rabbit Man here took my money for a snow white bunny rabbit.
38:03And on the day of my Lorda's birthday, he says,
38:05there is problem.
38:06I'll get you a white bunny.
38:09Oh, fucking hell!
38:10What the fuck were you thinking, driving so recklessly?
38:13Look at the size of this bastard!
38:15Can I have him back now?
38:17You don't have to do this if you don't want to.
38:19No, I do.
38:20I have to do it for me and for Carol.
38:22I got so much trouble in my mind.
38:33I got so much trouble in my mind.
38:37I got so much trouble in my mind.
38:41Give me the strength to carry on.
38:46Give me the strength to carry on.
38:49Cause everything I got is just about gone
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