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00:00It's just the FastPass dressed up as something else. It's ridiculous.
00:02It is completely different to the FastPass. The FastPass had people pay the hospital.
00:06These vouchers, they're like a sweetener for people to recoup at home, you know?
00:10Bring up space in the hospital. I... I just don't see what the problem is.
00:14I'm sick of people's meddling.
00:16Is that an accusation?
00:17Julian keeps sticking his oar in making us jump through pointless hoops, and all it does is slow us down.
00:21The FastPass had absolutely nothing to do with you.
00:23You don't think it affects me? Morning.
00:26Oh, yeah. It's a blimmin' good morning, isn't it?
00:28Look, I am just trying to get on with my life, my job, which I have every right to do.
00:35Are you laying into her over the voucher thing?
00:37Oh, it's not that.
00:38Because there is no way I'm letting that fly in PZD.
00:40It's a ward thing.
00:41It's a Logan thing.
00:43What?
00:44Morgan and Logan, they're kissed.
00:46Do you mind?
00:47Not as much as you. Sorry.
00:50Can we please just be professional?
00:53Of course.
00:54And on that note, I actually think that the vouchers could be kind of helpful.
00:58On the wards?
00:59No.
01:00Definitely not.
01:01So, Logan and Monique?
01:04I have rounds. Excuse me.
01:10Hey, Cass.
01:13You hungry?
01:14Already eaten.
01:17Okay.
01:18Well, maybe you could take it to work.
01:21I don't want your food.
01:26Cass, I know that you're angry.
01:28And I get it.
01:30But, honey, you have to know that I am so, so sorry for what happened.
01:35Yeah.
01:36Just so sorry.
01:41It's just so messed up, Maeve.
01:42It breaks my heart that I did that, and it is a mistake that I will never, ever, ever make again.
01:51Yeah, neither will I.
01:53I shouldn't have trusted you.
01:56You think I didn't see it?
01:58You were hardly at home.
02:00You were like a zombie at work, and you can barely take care of yourself right now.
02:05But all I can do is apologize.
02:07Yeah, well, you've done that.
02:09Okay, I know it's been hard for you, but I miss Nicole, too.
02:12I miss how life was before everything blew up, but you have to get it together and move on.
02:17I'm not ready to.
02:18Yeah, well, you have to.
02:20Because that's life.
02:28E.D.
02:29No way.
02:30What have you heard?
02:31About Morn and Logan?
02:33Nothing, don't ask me.
02:34I wasn't asking about that, actually, but do I need to know?
02:37No one does.
02:38It's their business.
02:39Okay, FastPass.
02:40Is it back or not?
02:41Yeah, it's not a FastPass anymore.
02:42It's a $50 supermarket voucher.
02:44Okay, is it good or bad?
02:46When Julian walks past, do I give him the earfuls or the thumbs up?
02:49I think some patients will love it.
02:51Excuse me?
02:52Well, food's expensive.
02:53Yeah, and Julian's playing on that.
02:55Sending patients home before they're ready so they can brew up a nice sepsis and come back five times worse.
03:00Okay, you're right.
03:00Bad idea, thumbs down.
03:02Or the single finger.
03:03Got it.
03:04What do you think?
03:06What are they?
03:07Night boy.
03:08Hmm, you shouldn't have.
03:10They're for the kids.
03:11I'm just testing them.
03:13I thought we'd get them gifts this year.
03:14What do you think?
03:16Yeah.
03:16Great.
03:17So Julian's planning some kind of matariki thing?
03:19Uh-huh.
03:20Yeah, I wanted a whanau only matariki this year, so come on over.
03:24We have bright bread, pretty light, if that's okay with you.
03:27Sounds good to me.
03:29Logan said he turned her down.
03:30Before or after he shoved his tongue down her throat.
03:33He was just trying to be a mate.
03:35I don't have any mates like that.
03:36Hey, Mr Buchanan needs something for his nausea, and you can't really blame Logan for going there.
03:40He's only human, and he's always like mom.
03:43He's done with that.
03:44Well, what I don't understand is, if it's a rebound she wants, then why him?
03:48She could have chosen from lots of people from your little black book of exes.
03:52Yeah, like who?
03:53I think he means you.
03:55Hey?
03:55Nah, no way.
03:56Yeah, probably more trouble than it's worth.
03:58For Monique.
03:59See?
04:04See what?
04:05Doesn't matter how sorry I am, or how many coffees I buy her, or how many rectal disimpactions I do for her.
04:09Hey, no.
04:10There's only one, but still.
04:11You guys are brother and sister.
04:12You fight all the time.
04:14Yeah, see, but this is different, man.
04:15This shit really is...
04:16Can you help me, please?
04:19Here, I'll give it to you.
04:22Thanks.
04:22God, this is so embarrassing.
04:26Drew, your leg.
04:27That's fine.
04:28What happened?
04:29Tripped on the stairs like a drongo.
04:31I'm already here to get this ankle seen to him.
04:33Now my foot is killing me.
04:35And I'm running late.
04:37I'm Dr. McCaskill.
04:38You must be Vanessa?
04:41Hi.
04:43And sorry...
04:44No, don't be.
04:45You're in the right place.
04:46We'll get you sorted out.
04:47Honestly, how can you still be on this?
04:51It was days ago.
04:52We've talked it to death.
04:53Please tell me.
04:54What?
04:55Did Logan look like he liked it?
04:57Seriously?
04:58Just answer the question.
05:00Yeah, I guess.
05:01Well, could you show me?
05:04Excuse me.
05:05What does face look like?
05:07Girl, get a grip.
05:09Well, can you just tell me?
05:10I want to know if he liked it or if he loved it.
05:13I want to know.
05:16No, I don't.
05:17Yes, I do.
05:17Just tell me.
05:18I'm not as in a monologue, Cleo.
05:20I have no idea.
05:21Besides, it was over in like two seconds.
05:23So Monique's jumping like a rat off a sinking ship from Dr. Rashad to Logan.
05:27Don't sex shame her.
05:29Wait, they had...
05:30No, but don't let the patriarchy get in that peanut head of yours.
05:33You're calling me a peanut head supporting the patriarchy.
05:36I can't.
05:37I don't know.
05:38I mean, being kissed by an ex.
05:39Is it ever that good?
05:40Okay.
05:41I don't want to hear about that.
05:42We are moving on.
05:43Lead the way, friend.
05:44I will.
05:45Hi, sorry to bother you.
05:46What now?
05:47I just...
05:48Sorry.
05:49I just wanted to find my way to the ED.
05:51I fell at work.
05:52I cut my hand up pretty bad.
05:53I can show you.
05:54Whoa, whoa.
05:55Not so I've got gloves on.
05:58Sorry.
05:58It's okay.
06:00You'll have bad days.
06:03Hey, man.
06:04Sorry I got nabbed by the ambulance.
06:06I got your texts.
06:06It's all good.
06:07Yeah.
06:07They just can't seem to get the message that I do not work there anymore.
06:10Trouble moving on, eh?
06:12Mm-hmm.
06:12Yes, sir.
06:13What do you want me?
06:14Um, just about that.
06:16What?
06:16About the ambulance, mate?
06:17I'll just come in a different way next time.
06:18It's fine.
06:18No, they're moving on thing.
06:20Maybe what you and Malika are doing isn't helping with that.
06:22We're not doing anything.
06:24Phil told me that you two got together.
06:27What did I say?
06:28Yeah, about me and Mon.
06:29Can you not?
06:30I just think maybe you might want to give her some space.
06:32I don't think she really knows exactly what she wants right now.
06:34Well, I can tell you what she doesn't want, and it's you all up in her business.
06:38Me?
06:38I'm just trying to look out for her.
06:40Well, so is Logan.
06:41It's not his fault that she jumped in.
06:42And anyway, coming from the X...
06:44Hey.
06:46What have we got?
06:48Hey, Rosie.
06:51Where you met before?
06:52You helped me out in the ambulance bay at a car accident.
06:55Yeah, of course I remember.
06:57Although I didn't know you were a nurse.
06:58Yeah, I jumped onto a new life path.
07:01Acute care practitioner is the fancy word for it.
07:04Hey, tell me about Rosie.
07:06Uh, so she has tummy pain.
07:07She's had it for a few days, but it's just gotten worse.
07:11Okay.
07:11Hey, Rosie, look, we've got an ace team here.
07:14Just waiting for a cool kid like you to come in and keep him busy, so...
07:17Hey, um, Mon.
07:19Yeah?
07:19Hi, this is Rosie.
07:21Tummy bug for a couple of days.
07:22No diarrhoea or vomiting, but a low fever temp of 37.9.
07:26All right.
07:26Thanks, Logan.
07:27Yeah, we're good.
07:29Hey!
07:29We just had to remove not one, but two IUDs out of our patient.
07:36Never two?
07:36How do you even mess that up?
07:38What a double progesterone do to her.
07:40Turn her into an egg.
07:41Oh, my God, what if that cancer took her out and then she got pregnant?
07:44Nightmare.
07:45Some people actually want kids, Sage.
07:48Not me.
07:48I am the child.
07:50Your child, I'm pretty sure.
07:51Yeah, thanks, Dad.
07:52Careful.
07:53Mabel will think I'm playing favourites.
07:55Just because your dad ended up being...
07:57I died.
07:58I was going to say complicated, but...
07:59Sure.
08:02Oh, hey, honey.
08:03Don't...
08:04Hey, you'll be all right.
08:08Mind if I steal this cube?
08:09Yeah, go for it.
08:10Nice, Saber.
08:12Oh, good.
08:13You said you had some back pain, too.
08:14Ah, yeah.
08:15Yeah.
08:16Let's take a look at this first.
08:18You need help?
08:19Uh, probably you can do it.
08:20All right?
08:21Sure.
08:22Let's see what we're dealing with.
08:23Cass, can you grab me a dressing trillie and some saline, please?
08:29You all good?
08:35Are you okay?
08:36Uh, I just don't know how to make up for last week.
08:41Just give her some time.
08:42I think that's all you can do.
08:46He's really staring, isn't he?
08:48I mean, I could say the same thing about you.
08:50What?
08:50No, I was, I'm looking at him.
08:52His, his, his injury is pretty nasty.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Yeah, unlike anything Eddie's ever seen.
08:58It's lucky that that unattractive doctor is saying to it.
09:01Right?
09:02No, but don't stop in my account.
09:04I'm really glad someone's enjoying themselves.
09:05I'm not staring.
09:06Mm-hmm.
09:11Naz.
09:12You want to see me?
09:14Yeah.
09:14Rosie Mineta.
09:15Presented with a week of abdopone.
09:17The urinalysis showed a UTI.
09:19Yeah.
09:20White cells were 95, so it's borderline.
09:23And she's also pretty fatigued.
09:24You've given her impact antibiotics while we wait for the microscopy on the urate?
09:27Yeah, but if you could take a look at her, I'd love your opinion.
09:30If that's okay?
09:31That's absolutely fine.
09:32Opinions on medical matters, that I can get behind.
09:35Great.
09:37And hey, look, Phil backed me off, okay?
09:39So I totally get it.
09:40What?
09:41Well, I just told Logan maybe you should give Monique...
09:43So you were involving yourself.
09:45No, I wasn't...
09:45Where no one asked you to.
09:47Because actually, I don't care about Monique and Logan.
09:50Well, that's not true.
09:51No.
09:51If Monique feels she needs to or wants to involve herself with Logan, then that's up to her.
09:56What I want in all of this is for people to stop talking about me.
10:00Well, that I can understand.
10:01Do you want me to take a look at Rosie?
10:03Because if not, I have other cases.
10:05Please.
10:05Sorry, it's not something stronger.
10:09As long as I'm put under soon and can forget about this whole thing.
10:12Could be worse.
10:14At least I remembered to shave my legs.
10:16The accident was how long ago?
10:18Three, four months ago.
10:20I've been good.
10:21Done all my physio, but it's just...
10:23Not the same.
10:24It's so annoying.
10:25I mean, I know people in here have it so much worse, but...
10:29I'm just so sick of not being able to do anything.
10:30I mean, wah-wah, I know, but...
10:32I just want to play netball again.
10:36Fair enough.
10:40I'm really going to need to see those scans.
10:42Yeah.
10:44I'm scared I've done permanent damage.
10:49Oh, sorry.
10:51That wasn't cool.
10:52That's all right.
10:53I'm kind of going for a Wonga sort of vibe.
10:55Reckon it's working?
10:56Let's see you do the forward roll thing and then we'll talk.
10:59Um, I'd better chase all those scans.
11:03She's been going to get lost.
11:05Right.
11:11Uh, sorry.
11:12Why is Jason in a room?
11:13He's waiting on an x-ray.
11:15I think he put his back out when he fell.
11:17What do you do for work?
11:19Uh, I'm a roofer.
11:21Right.
11:22Um, get that imaging done as soon as you can.
11:25She's all.
11:25She seems fun.
11:29About as fun as a dry week, Bix.
11:31Hey, she's been through a lot.
11:32Yeah, I know, but...
11:33Sometimes she takes it out on us.
11:35Right?
11:36Is she like a bully?
11:38I mean, I wouldn't say that.
11:40She's not that bad.
11:41You wouldn't know.
11:42She thinks the sun shines out of your ass.
11:43All right, why don't we go have a chat in the corridor?
11:46I'll be back.
11:47Yeah, no worries.
11:50Don't do that.
11:51Do what?
11:52Trash made in front of a patient that's not right.
11:54And I thought you guys were all good now anyway.
11:55Uh, do you have the dressings for Jason?
11:58Jason?
11:59You have a water click one.
11:59He's in there.
12:07Was there anything else?
12:08Just grow up, Poppy.
12:12I just, uh, don't want to cause any more trouble, man, you know?
12:15Like, from now on, I'm just going to stay in my own lane
12:18and hope people stop talking about it.
12:20Have you spoken to Mon?
12:21I'm going to wait for her to come to me.
12:23Aren't you?
12:24I'm not like that, dude.
12:25Mate, isn't this what you wanted when you came back?
12:28You and Monique back together?
12:29She loves Nas, not me.
12:31Yeah, well, see what happens, eh?
12:33Nothing's going to happen.
12:35Is he hassling you, Logan?
12:37Oh, shush, man.
12:38He's just stressed about the Monique thing.
12:39Yeah, about the Nas thing.
12:41Oh, you feel bad?
12:42Yeah, like a sneaky little turd.
12:44Well, there are plenty of those around here, but you're not one of them.
12:48I just, I still think I did him dirty.
12:50Why don't you talk to him?
12:52Apologize, because it sounds like it's got to be one hell of an awkward work situation right now.
12:57Like an elephant in your tummy.
13:04Yeah, a big elephant.
13:05That doesn't sound very comfortable.
13:07We'll do our very best to send that elephant back to the zoo, okay?
13:12Back in a sec.
13:15I'd like to order some bloods, just for blood cam, electrolytes, and an abdominal x-ray.
13:20What are you thinking?
13:21I'm thinking it's nothing, but I can see that you're puzzling over this, so this should put your mind at ease.
13:27Okay, thanks.
13:28And, you know, you can put your mind at ease, too, about the gossip mill.
13:31It's gone quiet, has it?
13:32Because I've been hearing it in the CAF, in the hub, in a very painful, awkward lift right with two junior nurses.
13:37Patty and Micah.
13:39Yeah, they sent that meme.
13:40What, me?
13:41That Jack Harlow and Dua Lipa?
13:44Those are just words to me.
13:46Singers, he's Curly, she's...
13:49Sorry, it doesn't matter.
13:51Everyone is over it.
13:52Well, certainly doesn't sound like it.
13:54You might want to check on your patient.
13:58Oh, sorry.
13:59Meg, can you get an x-ray for Rosie, please, and keep those the hell out of my AD?
14:04Sorry, it's not your fault, but thank you.
14:07You know, your brother is really saint-like with how much he cares about everybody.
14:14Yeah, how much he cares about himself.
14:16Will you two just sort your crap out, please?
14:18He feels bad.
14:19Stop punishing him.
14:20Well, go off, girl.
14:22Just sort it out with him, will you?
14:24He's the only brother you've got.
14:26Cool.
14:27While we're motivating each other, make an appointment with your author.
14:30I already said I would.
14:31I hate to think what damage you've done already by putting it off so long.
14:34Yeah, you can't just wait until your leg heals.
14:36It's not going to get any better like this.
14:38You do want it to get better.
14:41Of course I do.
14:42Good.
14:43Because punishing yourself, it's not going to do what you need it to.
14:46That's not what this is.
14:48Then what is it?
14:51If every step hurts, it keeps him with you.
15:01Rosie who?
15:03Rosie Mineta.
15:04Abdominal pain.
15:06Nars ordered an abdo x-ray and basic plus, but I want to add renal and liver function.
15:10I agree.
15:12Thanks.
15:12Anything else?
15:14No.
15:15And you couldn't discuss this with Nars?
15:18Uh, Nars is a bit...
15:20Well.
15:21Later.
15:22Hey, what is wrong with you?
15:24Sorry?
15:25How many times are you going to make the same mistake?
15:27Well, that's none of your business.
15:29This guy's right.
15:30Complete disaster.
15:31Yes, do it.
15:32Sorry.
15:33It was like one stupid drunken kiss.
15:36I was talking about the voucher system.
15:40Same.
15:40And I would never say that about you.
15:42Why not?
15:43Everyone else thinks I'm a walking disaster.
15:45Nars can pat himself on the back for ruining my life.
15:48It's all your fault.
15:49Really?
15:50Why'd you let that happen?
15:52Uh, it's all good, mate.
15:53I've got this.
15:55What am I going to do?
15:59Hey, are you still keen to help plan the motariki then?
16:02Uh, yeah.
16:02When are you doing that?
16:03Uh, today.
16:04Tomorrow with Flexy.
16:05Okay, cool.
16:06I'll let you know how I go.
16:07Great.
16:09Okay.
16:10Oh, I'm going in here.
16:11Yeah.
16:12Yeah, cool.
16:15Well, I'll see you later, hopefully.
16:19Um, great.
16:20See you.
16:20Okay, so your rectory's back, nothing abnormal.
16:25Looks like you're good to go with some pain relief for your back.
16:27Bobby.
16:28Hi.
16:29Just telling Jason the good news.
16:30Right.
16:31Um, maybe once we're gone, apparently.
16:33Uh, okay, well, let me have a look.
16:38Yeah, I mean, it all looks good.
16:40No, Bobby, you have to believe me.
16:42There's something really, really wrong.
16:44Okay, uh, let's get some bloods done.
16:46Is that necessary?
16:47Yes, then we can know for sure his back pain isn't something sinister.
16:59Are you going to say hi?
17:03Hi.
17:04Long time no see.
17:06Yeah, well, I'm a very different person now.
17:09Yeah, sure.
17:11You really sick, or are you just trying to...
17:13Cassie, I don't want anyone to know about that.
17:15Please.
17:16Okay.
17:17I'm serious, I just want to be treated and go home.
17:19You don't have to be...
17:20Cassie, I'm serious.
17:22Please, if you could just not say a thing.
17:25Yeah.
17:32Hey.
17:33Oh, hey, hi.
17:35Good, thanks, you?
17:36Don't ask.
17:37You okay?
17:38You seemed a little...
17:39Bombed out?
17:39I just hate knowing I'm making someone's life harder than it needs to be, so...
17:43Aw, you're so caring.
17:46Am I?
17:47Yeah, because I'm really chucking a greasy spanner in the works for both of them.
17:50Like Monique and Dr. Rashad?
17:52Yeah, I'm such an idiot.
17:54You're not an idiot.
17:55You just...
17:56Clearly wish it didn't happen, though, right?
18:00Yeah.
18:00I mean, I hate the fallout, you know, but me and Mon have a really good connection.
18:05And we got history.
18:07It actually felt really good, but now, you know, it's...
18:11It feels terrible, isn't it?
18:15Yeah?
18:16Yeah.
18:18I know.
18:20So, I've been looking over Rosie's file, and her mum mentions growing pains.
18:24Do you think maybe that was a misdiagnosis?
18:26You've made a lot of nights.
18:28Thought we could discuss it together, having lunch, just you and me.
18:30We can go have our matareke menu, I'll make fried bread, unless you want to do that this year.
18:35Um, I can't actually do lunch.
18:37Who's more important?
18:39Well, someone will be tempting Rosie's mother again.
18:41With one of Julian's crappy little vouchers.
18:44Okay.
18:45And also, I need to figure out a diagnosis for Rosie, so...
18:47I will keep working on it.
18:49No, don't worry about it.
18:50Has anyone been sick at home?
18:51Maybe we could do some contact tracing.
18:53Why are you doing this?
18:56You asked me to help.
18:58And now you're going overboard.
18:59It's an interesting case.
19:00Yeah, it's not this interesting.
19:02And you're a surgeon.
19:04It's your patients for their VIP to me.
19:10What?
19:11You don't have to make up for...
19:12You know, you...
19:15You can't.
19:17I'm not trying to make up for anything.
19:26We've got you booked in for first thing tomorrow.
19:28Now, I know Cleo has talked you through the procedure and the aftercare, but...
19:32You can't guarantee I'll make a full recovery.
19:35I'm still going to try, though.
19:37That's what we can do, right?
19:39Right.
19:40You going to be okay in here till then?
19:42Yeah.
19:43Got a friend bringing me some anti-boredom fodder.
19:45She's on her way.
19:46How's your leg still giving you grief?
20:06Ah, it's better.
20:07No new fractures, unlike Vanessa.
20:10You do have a lot in common, eh?
20:11You haven't seen me on a netball court, though, mate.
20:13Look, I know you don't want to cross any ethical lines, so I'm not saying you should ask her out or anything.
20:18What are you saying?
20:19Well, the wholesome, flirty vibes.
20:21It's nice to see someone bringing that out on you.
20:23Okay, I'm not flirting with my patient.
20:24I'm doing my job.
20:25Yeah, I know.
20:26No one's being inappropriate.
20:27That's not what I meant.
20:27Jeez, get over it.
20:28Get your leg fixed.
20:29Ask out a patient.
20:30Could everyone just call it?
20:31Okay, mate, I didn't mean to really stop.
20:35Okay, I'm sorry.
20:37I shouldn't have said anything.
20:42I wanted to talk to him as well, but he's blanking me.
20:44Oh, I wouldn't know how that feels.
20:46Oh, he's blanking you too?
20:47You know exactly what I'm talking about.
20:49Do I?
20:49Shush.
20:50Seriously.
20:51Yes.
20:53It's like when I throw myself at you and you're all like, no, no, I'm good.
20:59Do you know how humiliating that is?
21:02Come on, we hooked up.
21:03You know I was onto it.
21:04Yeah, for all of them.
21:05Like, one second.
21:08You're mad that I didn't pass you back straight away, but you're also mad that I did pass you
21:11at all.
21:12I'm confused.
21:12Can you just give me a run?
21:13Logan!
21:14I'm sorry, Mona.
21:14I just don't want to get in the middle of you two.
21:16It's a bit late for that, isn't it?
21:17It doesn't have to be.
21:19You need to go.
21:21You want to go somewhere and talk?
21:21No, go.
21:22Go.
21:23Come on.
21:23Come on.
21:27Yeah?
21:28I would have thought you had just, just a little more respect for me.
21:32What are you talking about?
21:33Broad daylight.
21:34Sober.
21:34Please, start making sense.
21:36You're rubbing my nose in it, yet you don't have the decency to admit that that's what
21:39you're doing.
21:40What I am doing has absolutely nothing to do with you.
21:43Oh, one thing I can be grateful for.
21:45Oh, for God's sake, listen to yourself.
21:48You know what, Monique?
21:49What, no, sir?
21:50I don't think I have ever, ever met someone as selfish as you.
21:55Can't believe I was so stupid.
21:56What the hell was I thinking?
21:59Me, hang out with you.
22:02What a jerk.
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