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00:00Chandel Gupt ki ma,
00:03jisei itihaas me kisi ne daasi kaha,
00:06kisi ne vunwasi,
00:08to kisi ne nartaki.
00:11Par is kahani ka bij,
00:13usi mura ki kook se nikla.
00:30Kya kere, chudi?
00:35Aap kya kere hindi?
00:37Aap kya kere hindi?
00:38Aap amat sal bhaqa raha rih tia.
00:40Aap kishe dheek sakti ki?
00:41Aap ke otu huye,
00:42hamaa lhoÄŸu koji or chus le?
00:44Aap ka lho?
00:46Pushe aap se bata nai karen.
00:49Aap hemse bata nai karengi,
00:50to aap koi dousi iranhi dhunni padegi.
01:00Aap ki koji saahe ta gharu,
01:03Pushaak chunne?
01:03Rihne dijiji,
01:04mene đhunlungi.
01:05Aasye, gulaabi rang aap par bhaut khilta hain,
01:07aur humme bhi bhaut basan dhe.
01:10Aare, sunehera rang aame pasan nahi hain.
01:12Tuh aad se haam sunehera rang phe Pushaak ki bhenhen ghi.
01:14Aare, sunehera rang aame pasan nahi hain.
01:44Aap ko bura laghe na laghane pahen,
01:48tu, aap kisi or ko aapke samihi nahi dhekh sakta.
01:52Aap ke samihi paur kisi ko nai dhekh sakta.
01:55Macchar ko bhi nai isliye to usse dhur baka raha raha thi.
01:58Aap ko koji bhi dhekh lhe,
01:59mucchi acha nai lagta.
02:01Mucchi inishah hoti hai.
02:02Hava bhi aapko uchuka chukar chali jathe to mucchi acha nai lagta.
02:05Aap dousri iranhiu ke baare mei baat kar raha hai.
02:07Aap ko kubhi naihi baat sakti maharaj.
02:09Kubhi naihi.
02:10Aap meri sab kuch hai.
02:13Sab kuch.
02:14Kubhi naihi baat sakti maharaj.
02:19Mucchi acha nai baat sakti maharaj.
02:19Aap mucchi acha nai baat sakti maharaj.
02:23Peepli one maharaj surya gupta maharaj ki jay.
02:27Peepli one maharaj surya gupta maharaj ki jay.
02:31Maharaj ka yash amr rahe.
02:38Maagad raja ki or se bahuat-bahuat shubh kama na hai.
02:41Kahiye, kya sandesha hai.
02:43Maagad raja shishunak aur maharani avantika nene maharani mura ke liye ye godh bharai ki bhejji hai.
02:49Saath hi aapko maagad ane ke liye amantrit bhi kiya hai.
02:52Aam shikir aapna uttar suchit karayengi.
03:03Yee kya kar rahe hai?
03:05Aise baani kyo piri raha hai?
03:06Yee kebal paani nai.
03:07Chandra paan hai.
03:09Pata hai?
03:09Jib chandra ki kirinne is baani me girti hai na.
03:12To iska tege is baani me aja ta hai.
03:14Aar kukwe pal raha sandhan ko.
03:15Usi ki tara tegees bhi bina dayta hai.
03:20Kya huwa?
03:22Kuch nahi, chandra nene lahat maara.
03:25Acha toh naamkaran bhi ho gaya?
03:27Aare nahi nahi nahi.
03:28Acha halak mugh se nikal gaya.
03:30Ase yeh bhi niyati ka sankeet hai.
03:32Hemaare putra ka naam ho ka chandra putra.
03:35Maharaat suryukubh ka putra.
03:37Chandra putra, kiasa laga?
03:39Acha hai na?
03:39Acha toh hai.
03:40Acha toh hai.
03:40Acha toh hai.
03:41But aap bhuul rahi hai.
03:41Chandra ka hodahe suryist ke baad hi hokata hai.
03:45Aisa kaabhi matkai hai.
03:46Kabhi nahi.
03:47Naam ke binao.
03:48Eik pal.
03:49Eik pal.
03:54Aare meh toh bas eise.
03:56Mena aapko kabhi bhi chhođka nahi jau.
03:58Vachan do?
03:59Vachan dhe toh.
04:00But aapko bhi ek vachan dhe na hooga.
04:02Kya?
04:03Ki aap aapne munchkaat kabhi nahi chhođingi.
04:05Do vachan?
04:06Diya.
04:08Acha suno.
04:10Magat se humayi mitka nevantran aaya vachan dhutsat ke liye.
04:12Tuhu chahiye na?
04:14Abhi toh ako vachan dhiyya.
04:15Ki maapko kabhi akela chhođka nahi jau.
04:17Magat bhi hum saath chaleng.
04:19Thikai?
04:22Suri gupti aur mura magadh ja rahe thai.
04:26Utsav meh shamil hoonay.
04:27Lekin unhye yeh nahi pata tha.
04:29Ki is baar ka yeh utsav.
04:32Unke jyven meh anand nahi.
04:35Ek tufan lane waala tha.
04:36Aisasa tufan jyo sabkuch samapta karne waala tha.
04:42Manusha apne laksh se tab chukta hai.
04:47Jyb usse gyaat ho.
04:48Ki laksh se chukne ke pashat bhi.
04:52Voha apna kuch khojega nahi.
04:54Kintu.
04:57Jyb laksh par uska sabkuch dao pah laga ho.
04:59Toh woha laksh se nahi chuk saakta.
05:09Ab laksh saadhi hai maharani avantika?
05:10Maharaj, nahi mucze nahi hooga.
05:12Hooga maharani.
05:13Aavashya hooga.
05:15Mujhe aap par pool vishwa se.
05:16Dekha maharani.
05:42Hemaara vishwaas aapke bhaiht se jit gaya.
05:44Jaini dhije.
05:46Jainte hai haamari kya dhashah ho gai thi?
05:47Aapko haasiy such raha hai.
05:49Aagli baar abne hame vivaš kiya na.
05:50Toh dhek lije ga.
05:51Aapke sarpa nibu hooga.
05:52Aar us din haamara laksh se avashya chukkega.
05:57Maharaj ki jay ho.
05:58Athitiyo ka agmanth prarambh ho chuka hai maharaj.
06:01Aur sabse pahle mein aaya ho, mitr.
06:03Shama chaatau, mitr.
06:04Mähenne tumhara ekant bhangkar dhiya.
06:07Tumne etna adhikar o priema dhiya hai,
06:09ki bina anumathi chalaya.
06:10Aare nahi nahi, acha kiya, mitr.
06:13Jacha...
06:14Chaya biti kaha hai?
06:19Chaya aapne nanihahal gai hai.
06:21Tumihin toh pata hai,
06:22moh mama ki ki kirti jahiti hai.
06:24Pohut acha kiya,
06:25joh samayi par chalaya aaye.
06:27Annetha meire sar par
06:28rasmool ke sthaan par
06:30nimbu ho ta.
06:31Acha ji.
06:32Swaim mujhe satar hai aur mujhi par aaroop laga raha.
06:35Suray gupchi,
06:36aapne sar par rasmool rakhkar
06:38inhohne mujhe laksh se saadnye par vivaš kiya.
06:40Ya.
06:41Amara mitr akela thodhi hai.
06:42Is aasi katin parikshah dheni pard.
06:44Ab raaja ho ya rang.
06:46Rasmool ho,
06:47ya nimbu.
06:48Sab pursho ke sar pe hi pho'de jate hai.
06:51Aur hamaare ya toh rasmool hota nahi.
06:53Toh hamaari maharani
06:54seyb sehi kaam chala ljeti hai.
06:57Acha.
06:59Babi shri,
06:59kya aapko iissel lagta hai?
07:00Amo iissel kar saktate hai?
07:01Jaanhe dijiji.
07:03Sab patina ek jaisse hotate hai.
07:04Aapni patinio ko satanye mein ne anand milta hai.
07:07Aap safar kar kar raihin.
07:08Thak gai hoongi.
07:09Chalye.
07:09Pahali snaan kar dhije.
07:12Pahali snaan ka vishesh praband kiya jaye.
07:32Ati sundar.
07:34Bas karo.
07:35Agar kisne dekh liya na.
07:37Toh jis uus tari se tum
07:38logoke baal tarati ho.
07:40Uus tari se humari
07:40khal tarati jayegi.
07:42Khaal indre toh utar jahe.
07:48Itni sundar istri meinen aash tak nahi dhekhi.
07:51Ab daansiyo meesee koon sundar dhik gai tumhe?
07:54Jab shrapat pene se phyas pocch jahe
07:56Toh bani kisai chahiye.
07:59May daansiyo ki baat nii kera raha.
08:00May rani moora ki baat kera raha.
08:03Moora?
08:03Chaluti.
08:04Chaluti.
08:04Voh toh karwati hai.
08:10On par bhi brhi drishti.
08:12Toh uske peatko koon dhikharata.
08:14Uske mukh se drishti hati nahi.
08:18Isustre ki thar ki paati yon hai uska.
08:21Katila.
08:22Katila.
08:22Katila.
08:23Katila.
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