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Munna Bhai M.B.B.S _ Sanjay Dutt Special Comedy Scenes😂Arshad Warsi _ Comedy Scenes
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6/15/2025
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00:00
foreign
00:10
Hello, madam.
00:12
What is this?
00:14
Is this your first year class?
00:16
Why?
00:18
Why?
00:20
Why?
00:22
Why are you looking for class?
00:24
You're late.
00:26
What is this?
00:28
What is this?
00:30
What is this?
00:32
What is this?
00:34
What is this?
00:36
Why are you looking for class?
00:38
You're late, right?
00:40
For what?
00:42
For class.
00:44
What will you do in class?
00:46
You're a student, right?
00:48
You're a student?
00:50
You're a student.
00:52
You're a student.
00:54
Where is this class?
00:58
Hello?
01:00
Where is this class?
01:02
You're a student.
01:04
You're a student.
01:06
You're a student.
01:08
What's your name?
01:10
Dr. Suman.
01:12
Don't get tension.
01:14
You're a student.
01:16
Where is this class?
01:18
Where is this class?
01:20
Left.
01:22
Good morning, sir.
01:24
Good morning, sir.
01:30
Good morning, sir.
01:32
Good morning everybody.
01:53
Welcome to the Imperial Institute of Medical Studies and I am Jay Dot Astana.
02:01
The Dean of this College, please, sit down.
02:08
I want to tell you all today that the best doctors in this hall, in these benches, have never been sitting.
02:20
As today, you are sitting.
02:23
This circuit, did you get this college in Mumbai?
02:26
You need to get tired that you are going to become a part of this 125-year-old institute.
02:35
This institute has a history of producing good doctors. No, great doctors.
02:42
Who wants to become a good doctor?
02:48
Yes, you.
02:50
Do you think you will become a good doctor?
02:54
Yes, sir.
02:56
Good.
02:57
Why do you have such a special thing?
03:00
Sir, I love people.
03:02
I feel that I can feel the pain of patients myself.
03:06
I am not a doctor. I want to be a friend to help them.
03:10
We are not here to make friends.
03:15
And I have done well.
03:27
I do not love my patients.
03:29
I do not love my patients.
03:38
Confused?
03:42
Let me explain.
03:45
Look at this hand.
03:46
Rock steady.
03:47
Rock steady.
03:48
What?
04:14
In the next five years, you will only learn this, that the patient is only a disease, and nothing else.
04:27
I'd like to wish you the best of luck. Any questions?
04:31
Yes, sir.
04:31
Yes.
04:35
If someone is in a casualty, then you have to fill it in the form.
04:44
Thank you very much.
05:14
Now, see. If you observe closely, I'm using my eyes.
05:21
I'm using my eyes. I'm using my eyes. But the subject is not going to shine.
05:26
Hey, boss. Hey. Hello. Hey.
05:28
Turn off the torch.
05:29
What?
05:30
Oh, it's a light. It's going to be a surprise, right?
05:32
Oh, it's not going to be a surprise.
05:35
The subject is not going to be able to do anything.
05:37
Tell me about the subject.
05:39
What's your name?
05:40
Anand. Anand Banner Jihan ka naam.
05:47
Oh, he's such a powerful man. Talk a little bit.
05:49
Oh, why are you being emotional?
05:51
Oh, I'm saying that whatever we are talking about here doesn't reach them.
05:55
Relax. Sit down. Sit down.
05:57
Sit down. Sit down.
05:59
Oh, no.
06:00
Go, no.
06:01
Go, no.
06:02
Look, there are questions in your medical career.
06:06
Now, tell me.
06:08
A person who can't breathe from sleep,
06:11
will they keep the help of their children?
06:13
He's also in the country, where there are so many hospitals.
06:17
In the last 12 years, the subject has been occupied.
06:20
You have to breathe from sleep at the time.
06:22
No.
06:23
You have to breathe from sleep at the time.
06:24
How do you feel about going to sleep at the time?
06:26
No.
06:27
I'm a doctor.
06:28
You're a god.
06:29
You're not a god, right?
06:30
Are you on the送り?
06:31
Two or one of the two?
06:33
No.
06:34
It's a class.
06:35
It's a class.
06:36
It's a class.
06:38
Tell whatever you can say.
06:39
I'm going to go, Anand.
06:41
How do I take the help?
06:42
Where are you going to do that?
06:44
Anand Banner Jihan, you don't know.
06:46
A book that can't read.
06:47
These two books are learned by the doctors.
06:49
If you have any tension, you will be able to tell them.
07:02
12 years ago.
07:04
There is a lot of time, Anand.
07:06
Why don't you say that?
07:07
Hey Doctor, give me a headphone.
07:15
Hey Anand, hey Anand!
07:17
Listen to your heart.
07:19
Listen to your heart.
07:21
Listen to your heart.
07:26
Anand, you are 100% alive.
07:29
If you say anything, listen to your heart.
07:32
Okay?
07:36
You don't get tired from 12 years ago.
07:40
Anand, you have to go to sleep.
07:42
You have to get vitamin D.
07:45
What?
07:46
She told everyone.
07:47
She told everyone.
07:48
There will not be any work.
07:49
You have to tell them about the work.
07:51
I will teach you.
07:53
Listen to your work.
07:54
Listen.
07:55
This body is so fit.
07:58
I don't remember.
08:00
Do you know?
08:01
206 types are just huddy.
08:04
What?
08:05
What are you doing?
08:06
Why are you doing?
08:07
Why are you doing this?
08:08
Why are you doing this?
08:09
What are you doing?
08:10
Why are you doing this?
08:11
Whatever you do, you get out of the class.
08:13
See, all doctors are angry with you.
08:15
Please, take a little attention to your study.
08:17
Why?
08:18
Oh.
08:19
I'm talking to you.
08:20
Oh.
08:21
Oh.
08:22
Oh.
08:23
Oh.
08:24
Oh.
08:25
Oh.
08:26
Oh.
08:27
Oh.
08:28
Oh.
08:29
Oh.
08:30
Oh.
08:32
Oh.
08:33
Hey.
08:34
Oh.
08:35
Oh.
08:36
Oh.
08:38
Oh.
08:39
Oh.
08:40
Oh.
08:42
Oh.
08:43
Oh.
08:44
Don't take them.
08:45
Oh, listen.
08:46
Oh.
08:47
Oh.
08:48
Yeah.
08:49
Come on.
08:50
Oh.
08:51
Oh.
08:52
Oh.
08:53
Oh, man.
08:55
Oh, man.
09:00
Oh, man.
09:02
I'm sorry.
09:09
You're getting lost.
09:15
That's the point because I'm so proud of you.
09:20
I didn't have to laugh with you at the same time.
09:24
You're still a bad idea.
09:26
You've promised me.
09:28
She's scared, Munna.
09:30
She wants to meet you.
09:31
But you know that Dr. Asana is so angry with you.
09:34
What a shame, girl.
09:35
One number of people is not giving up.
09:37
Why doesn't she give up?
09:39
Give up?
09:39
She's saying, she's giving up a gun.
09:41
She's saying, she's saying, she's giving up a gun.
09:44
All the tension is closed.
09:44
Hey, hey, hey, wait.
09:45
If you look, it's a girl.
09:46
If you go, you'll get another one.
09:49
25 times you're not going to die, then you're not going to die.
09:51
We're a human or a machine.
09:53
How many times you're going to die?
09:56
I'm going to die the whole day.
09:57
I'm going to die the whole day.
09:58
I'm going to die the whole day.
09:59
We're going to die from here.
10:00
We're not going to die from the other place.
10:02
Don't go here.
10:03
I'm going to die right now.
10:05
Sorry.
10:06
What sorry?
10:06
You're going to say sorry.
10:07
You're going to say sorry.
10:08
Everyone will have to learn.
10:10
You'll hear.
10:11
You've heard from 30 years.
10:14
Kaka, what's your name?
10:17
What?
10:18
Complain.
10:18
Complain.
10:18
My name is my name.
10:20
Go.
10:21
No.
10:22
Complain.
10:22
Complain.
10:22
Complain.
10:24
Complain.
10:24
Do you have to reply?
10:39
You can't say thank you to all of us.
10:41
You can't say thank you to me.
10:43
You have to say thank you to all of us.
10:47
Thank you to all of us.
10:59
Let's go.
11:01
What will you do?
11:03
Let's do it.
11:09
Sorry.
11:11
No problem.
11:13
Let's go.
11:14
How will you do it, sir?
11:20
Chinkie, tell your father to your father.
11:23
It will fall like a snake.
11:25
I'm saying the truth.
11:30
How much time will you do it?
11:32
Sir, he is seriously injured.
11:33
There are two fractures and 19 stitches.
11:35
Sir, it's time to go, sir.
11:36
I want him out of here fast, you understand?
11:38
I want him out of here fast.
11:39
Yes, sir.
11:40
Do you understand?
11:41
Yes, sir.
11:42
Hello?
11:45
What happened, Rustom?
11:46
Oh, my God.
11:53
You won't win, Anand, brother.
11:55
You don't have to think about it.
11:57
Let's go back.
11:58
Don't die again.
11:59
Don't die again.
12:00
Look at this.
12:01
You have to lose your ass.
12:03
What's your name?
12:04
Where are you from?
12:05
Where are you from?
12:06
Where?
12:07
Where?
12:08
Where?
12:09
Where?
12:10
Where?
12:11
Come.
12:12
Here?
12:13
Here?
12:14
Here too?
12:15
Here?
12:16
Here?
12:17
Yes.
12:18
Here?
12:19
Here?
12:20
Yes.
12:21
You know, if you tell everyone in front of the lights,
12:25
then you kill me, Anand.
12:27
You're so stupid.
12:29
You're so happy.
12:30
What is it?
12:31
Is it or not?
12:32
Look, you're not talking about it.
12:35
Hey, sir.
12:37
One minute.
12:38
You're free tonight.
12:41
Why?
12:42
There are two tickets on the balcony.
12:44
There's a friend of mine.
12:46
I want to go with you.
12:47
Which friend?
12:48
Look at me.
12:51
Look at my eyes.
12:53
Look at my eyes.
12:55
Look at me.
12:56
That's what you're wearing a blue shirt.
12:58
It's nice to see you.
12:59
Move! Move, please!
13:01
Carefully.
13:03
Therese.
13:04
Behave yourself.
13:06
Please, sir.
13:07
Behave yourself, Rostam.
13:09
I'm sorry, sir.
13:10
You're doing something, right?
13:11
You're in this age.
13:12
You're in this age.
13:13
You have to accept it, Rostam.
13:15
No, sir.
13:16
I'm sorry.
13:17
If you're eating something,
13:18
it will be fine.
13:19
You're not eating.
13:20
You're eating.
13:21
You're drinking.
13:22
Oh, God.
13:23
Hey, man!
13:24
Shut up!
13:25
Shut up!
13:26
No, I'm not eating.
13:28
No, no.
13:29
No, no.
13:30
No, no.
13:31
No, no.
13:32
No.
13:33
No, no.
13:34
No, no.
13:35
Sir, come on.
13:36
Come on.
13:37
Come on.
13:38
Come on.
13:39
Come on.
13:40
Come on.
13:41
Come on.
13:42
Come on.
13:43
Come on.
13:44
Come on.
13:45
Yes, come on.
13:46
Take it.
13:47
Look at this.
13:48
Look at this.
13:49
Oh, boy.
13:50
Hey, man!
13:51
Look at this.
13:52
Look at this.
13:53
Look at this.
13:54
How's that?
13:55
I didn't have to take this easy shot.
13:56
You know?
13:57
I'm going to take this shot.
13:58
I'm cutting this.
13:59
You're cutting my knife.
14:01
I'm cutting my knife.
14:02
I'm cutting the powder.
14:03
I'm cutting my knife.
14:04
I'm cutting it.
14:05
Oh, this is Rani's hand.
14:13
This is Rani's hand.
14:14
Oh, Zahir.
14:15
Come on.
14:16
You're very happy.
14:17
Oh, she's gone.
14:18
Where are you, Zahir?
14:20
The show is at 12 o'clock.
14:22
Hey, brother.
14:23
This is a short shot.
14:24
What, Zahir?
14:26
Who is Rina?
14:29
His name is Rina.
14:31
Anthony.
14:32
Oh!
14:33
The whole world is Rina.
14:37
Hey, brother.
14:38
Which one?
14:39
Rani's hand.
14:40
What?
14:41
What?
14:42
You too.
14:43
What?
14:44
What?
14:45
What?
14:46
Good shot, brother.
14:47
You're a champ, boss.
14:52
Look at this shot.
14:56
Hey, brother.
14:57
Look at this.
14:58
Look at this.
14:59
Look at this.
15:00
Unbelievable.
15:01
Hallelujah!
15:15
Whoo.
15:16
What's next?
15:20
Oh, you tied me on.
15:21
And I want to cut you through.
15:22
I was trying to say I didn't change my mind to knife up.
15:38
Papa!
15:38
That's cool, papa!
15:40
What the shit, papa?
15:42
gonna eat your기를 and be vas известно..
15:44
..and bring me aç...
15:51
Hey papa.
15:52
Are you a spy?
15:56
Are you a spy?
15:57
Are you a spy?
16:01
It's difficult to get out of here.
16:52
Papa.
16:53
Very nice shot, Papa.
16:56
He's a manu lavni, he's a boy.
16:58
Sister, come on.
17:00
Please hurry up.
17:01
Bye.
17:02
I love you, Papa.
17:04
I love you, Papa.
17:06
I love you, Papa.
17:08
I love you, Papa.
17:10
I love you, Papa.
17:12
I love you, Papa.
17:14
I love you, Papa.
17:18
Thank you, Munna Bhai.
17:22
Thank you, Kaikini.
17:23
You can do anything.
17:24
You're a god, Munna.
17:26
You haven't done anything.
17:28
This is everything.
17:30
You can do anything inside my or下osta.
17:36
I love you, Shaikini.
17:38
Thank you, staff.
17:39
Thank you, everybody.
17:40
Thank you, Max
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