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00:00:30I don't want to know your name
00:00:42Cause you don't look the same
00:00:45The way you did before
00:00:49Okay
00:00:52You think you've got a pretty face
00:00:56But the rest of you is out of place
00:01:00You looked alright before
00:01:03Box on the run
00:01:09We stream and everybody comes
00:01:12A-riding, taking the right and hard
00:01:16Let's have a way
00:01:18Mum? Oh, hello, Kim.
00:01:20Kim, what are you wearing?
00:01:22You're a new haughty clown.
00:01:23We're not haughty very much.
00:01:25Shut up, Mum.
00:01:25Oh, I hear I'm small.
00:01:27Oh, Kim, I'm not doing your washing for you.
00:01:30It's Kels and I don't know it tonight.
00:01:32We're watching Red Dog on Blu-ray.
00:01:33Can't wait.
00:01:34Well, what am I supposed to do?
00:01:36You know I don't know how to use the machine.
00:01:39No, Kim, I'm putting my foot down.
00:01:41That reminds me.
00:01:42I've got to get some water off.
00:01:43You're so mean.
00:01:45I've got no time.
00:01:46I hate my life.
00:01:47Kim!
00:01:48You're supposed to be a tracy wife, a helicopter parent,
00:01:50a hoe in the kitchen, a princess in the bedroom.
00:01:52Princess, princess, Kim, life is not a fairy tale.
00:01:58Well, I wish it bloody was, because I'm over it.
00:02:02Oh, hello, Mandy.
00:02:04Yes, take a picture.
00:02:05It'll last longer.
00:02:06Oh, my life's on the run of the outer way.
00:02:12There we go.
00:02:18Once upon a time, in the faraway land of Fountain Lakes,
00:02:22there lived a foxy, empty nester called Cat.
00:02:26She was a speed reader with 18 tapes to planes.
00:02:31A greenie, she'd gone solar and had worms.
00:02:33Just some water off, please.
00:02:36Sure.
00:02:47Cat's daughter, Kim, was a spoiled princess.
00:02:52Mum!
00:02:53And the laziest girl in Fountain Lakes.
00:02:57Kim's dad was Gary Poole.
00:02:59A Gary Poole's Poole's?
00:03:00He ran off with Wendy from Creepy Crawley.
00:03:04You know what to do with that, don't you, Wendy?
00:03:06Hey.
00:03:07Wow.
00:03:08Gary, phone!
00:03:10You take it.
00:03:12I'm off to honkers.
00:03:14Leaving Cat in the lurch and up the dust.
00:03:19But she was rescued by a knight in shining zip-up shoes,
00:03:23Kel Nosh.
00:03:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, mind the bananas, Kel.
00:03:31They're $14 a kilo.
00:03:33A purveyor of foreign meats and a great hunk of spunk.
00:03:36Now, would you like me to take the skin off your breasts?
00:03:37No, thanks.
00:03:38Okay, then.
00:03:39What else can we get you?
00:03:40We've got the whistles.
00:03:40They look nice today.
00:03:42What's in your mystery box?
00:03:43But after the honeymoon, Kel got boring.
00:03:46What do you think for the protest march?
00:03:48The gumnut babies or the names?
00:03:50Don't have to come, Kel.
00:03:51One person isn't going to change anything.
00:03:53One person can change the world, Kel.
00:03:56Kel?
00:03:56It's a mystery box store.
00:03:58Well, I think the gumnut babies, they're nice, aren't they?
00:04:01Kim's second best friend, Sharon, was still desperate and dietless
00:04:05and had been on every celebrity diet known to man.
00:04:09Oh, here she is, the biggest loser.
00:04:11Oh, Sharon.
00:04:12Hi, Mrs. D.
00:04:13Hi, Kim.
00:04:14What's wrong, Mum?
00:04:16I've got to go to the toilet.
00:04:17What's my new diet?
00:04:18The Orlando Bloom Prune Diet?
00:04:21Oh, wow.
00:04:24That diet really works.
00:04:26Respect, Orlando.
00:04:27Thanks, Mrs. D.
00:04:28Still fat.
00:04:30Oh, Kim.
00:04:33Kim was married to Bree.
00:04:35Hello.
00:04:36Revolting.
00:04:38And I had a beautiful daughter, Epony Wright,
00:04:42who was terribly gifted.
00:04:48Suck it up, Epony.
00:04:49Brett was gorgeous, but a doormat.
00:04:54Get off my chair!
00:04:56Sorry, Kim.
00:04:56You can leave it.
00:04:5790 seconds to go and scores a level.
00:05:00History will show this is one of the great classic grand finals of all time.
00:05:04Previously on Australia's Next Top Model.
00:05:06But not even Ply struck off Reiki practitioner and life coach Marion could say if Brett and Kim's married.
00:05:12I just want to make her happy.
00:05:14And whatever I do, it's never enough.
00:05:17How do you feel about that, Kim?
00:05:20Tate's devil, I suppose.
00:05:22I just never thought I'd end up with a bald wing nut.
00:05:26Nut, stop this.
00:05:26I want a divorce.
00:05:27I want a divorce.
00:05:27I think that went well.
00:05:35I think you've got a pretty face.
00:05:39But the rest of you is out of place.
00:05:42You look so right before...
00:05:45Oh, my worms are going to love this compost.
00:05:47And so, Kim moved back to Lagoon Court and styles were cramped.
00:05:52Big time.
00:06:00Can somebody answer the phone, please?
00:06:02We can't, love.
00:06:03I'm blowtorching my nuts.
00:06:07Then one day, Kath got some exciting news.
00:06:10Hello, Kath Daynight speaking.
00:06:12Yes.
00:06:14What?
00:06:14A trip?
00:06:15Oh, wow!
00:06:16Oh, absolutely!
00:06:18Oh, well, yes, well, thank you, Veruca.
00:06:20And please thank Terry Pattinson Pharmacies for me.
00:06:22Oh, what's happened?
00:06:24Oh, it's unbelievable!
00:06:25I bought a bottle of water off and I've won a trip for two to Papaloma.
00:06:28Where?
00:06:29You know, it's on the boot of Italy.
00:06:30You know Papaloma, right on the heel.
00:06:32Oh, and a thousand bucks spending money.
00:06:34Italy!
00:06:34I'm going to Italy!
00:06:35I'm not taking you, Kim.
00:06:36It's just what Kel's and my relationship doldrums needs.
00:06:39Kel, a trip!
00:06:40Oh!
00:06:41Gee, Kath, I can't get on a plane.
00:06:43I'm sorry, you know how it is.
00:06:44Oh!
00:06:45And the MasterChef finals, all those hours I put in.
00:06:47I can't miss that.
00:06:48Well, they're talking premium economy, not zoo.
00:06:52Sorry.
00:06:54Yay!
00:06:54I'm going premium zoo.
00:06:56Monday, Tuesday.
00:06:58So, Kel stayed home, Kath took Kim, Sharon tagged along and they all looked happily ever after.
00:07:04Foxx on the run.
00:07:05Foxx on the run.
00:07:06It's me and everybody's young.
00:07:10I'm running, take a run and ride.
00:07:14Yes, I'm away.
00:07:17Foxx on the run.
00:07:21Foxx on the run.
00:07:25I'm out of the way.
00:07:30Foxx on the run.
00:07:31I'll miss you, Kim.
00:07:39Yeah, you're only human.
00:07:40I want to try again.
00:07:42Not bread.
00:07:42No offence.
00:07:43But I can do a lot better.
00:07:45Now, Ebony's got Little Miss Princess pageant at 2.30.
00:07:48I'm going to rock it out and win.
00:07:50Grand Supreme.
00:07:51Shush, Ebony, please.
00:07:52Mummy's talking.
00:07:53Then petite pole dancing at pineapple.
00:07:54Yeah, I know.
00:07:55Then we glee.
00:07:56Boy, it's...
00:07:57Not the hair.
00:07:59Nails.
00:08:02Hurry up, Mum.
00:08:03I'm coming.
00:08:04Where's my vanity?
00:08:05Did I pet my passport?
00:08:06It was in my bum bag.
00:08:07Where's my bum bag?
00:08:08You've got it on, Kath.
00:08:11Kel, playing without you's got me so bejazzled.
00:08:15Sorry, Kath.
00:08:16I've got to go.
00:08:17I can't handle the airport.
00:08:18Life is short, Kel.
00:08:21Life is dull.
00:08:22Take her, doll.
00:08:23Ta-da.
00:08:24And I believe life's there to be lived, Kel.
00:08:27Karen, come on.
00:08:29What have you got?
00:08:29Shut up, Sharon.
00:08:30Where's it?
00:08:31Come on, get the bags up here.
00:08:33Welcome back, ladies.
00:08:35What's happening in Italy?
00:08:36Work or play?
00:08:37Oh, a bit of Boris.
00:08:38We're on a bang trip down Stiles for the shop.
00:08:40Yeah, just looking at beautiful things.
00:08:42You know, Fang Boncina, Philippe Starkers, Russell Hobbs and Hobbs.
00:08:46Oh, stop it for you, dreadful.
00:08:48Well, he doesn't be a ship, no, no.
00:08:51Can I organise a meal for you ladies in the lounge?
00:08:54No, I'm going to be good.
00:08:56I'm just going to have an artichoke and a dad cook.
00:08:59Hi, Soph.
00:09:00Oh, no, there's no snow.
00:09:03Oh, look, I've got to go.
00:09:04Mummy's working.
00:09:05Okay, bye-bye.
00:09:07Help him, please.
00:09:08Mrs. G.
00:09:09Thanks, Sharon.
00:09:10Kim, I just want to say it.
00:09:11Thank you guys for letting me tag along.
00:09:13Now that I've dropped all the way, people can see the real me.
00:09:17I'm going to be beating him off with a stick.
00:09:19Well, come on, girls.
00:09:20Papaloma, here we come.
00:09:21Fun times ahead.
00:09:26Where's your mama gone?
00:09:29Little baby's gone.
00:09:33Ciao, Bella.
00:09:38Oh, ciao.
00:09:41Ciao.
00:09:42Ciao?
00:09:43Right back at you, mister.
00:09:45I could get very used to this.
00:09:47Ciao, Bella.
00:09:49Now, the bus to Papaloma.
00:09:51Come.
00:09:52It says here that the Catholic Kingdom of Papaloma is a tiny Spanish outpost on the Huel of Italy.
00:10:17It has been invaded many times and is now ruled by the widowed King Javier from Spain.
00:10:22It has recently opened up after being closed to the West since 1985.
00:10:27Is this us?
00:10:28Is this Papaloma?
00:10:29No, Papaloma.
00:10:30Long way.
00:10:30This outlet shopping.
00:10:31Oh, outlet shopping.
00:10:32That's DFOs.
00:10:33Oh.
00:10:34Oh, this is more like it.
00:10:43Kim, Kim.
00:10:44I'm a Dillo shoot.
00:10:45I'm a Dillo shoot.
00:10:45I'm a Dillo.
00:10:45I'm a Dillo.
00:10:46I'm a Dillo.
00:10:46I'm a Dillo.
00:10:47I'm a Dillo.
00:10:47I'm a Dillo.
00:10:48I'm a Dillo.
00:10:48I'm a Dillo.
00:10:49I'm a Dillo.
00:10:49Oh, Kim, look.
00:10:51A Fendi bag.
00:10:54Polio shirts, Kim.
00:10:56Is this real?
00:10:57Of course.
00:10:58For you, Bella.
00:10:59Three-year-old.
00:11:00Hey, Mrs. D.
00:11:01What do you think?
00:11:02It's pretty patterned.
00:11:04Oh, no, Sharon.
00:11:07Joaquin!
00:11:08Louise, make it roll up!
00:11:16Fruit, look at the way it's built.
00:11:18Is that?
00:11:20And no, it's a beautiful palazzo.
00:11:23No, I'm talking about the gardener.
00:11:25Woof.
00:11:26Oh, you're dreadful.
00:11:28Oh, that one's mine.
00:11:31Oh, Pat.
00:11:33Really?
00:11:33Oh, look at the kisses of a volcano.
00:11:37It just runs lurking a crabtree and Evelyn her herb above.
00:11:40Oh, I'm over her herb.
00:11:42I'm over her.
00:11:43I'm over her.
00:11:51Are we nearly there yet?
00:11:52We're not busting.
00:11:53Oh, look, a hundred bucks in this new bandage skirt.
00:11:56Oh, what about my blinking?
00:11:58We're here.
00:11:59Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
00:12:08Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
00:12:13Don't you?
00:12:17Don't you?
00:12:17Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
00:12:24Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
00:12:28Don't you?
00:12:29I don't want to.
00:12:33Don't you?
00:12:36What a dump.
00:12:38Oh, look at the mirror on the wall there, Kim.
00:12:40Gee, it's bird poop.
00:12:42Is it?
00:12:43Oh, it still looks nice.
00:12:45Where are all the shops?
00:12:46No, seriously, I am so busting.
00:12:48Val!
00:12:49No, Kim.
00:12:50Evidently, it's the birthplace of Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello.
00:12:54What? The Ninja Turtles were born here?
00:12:56Oh, that is interesting.
00:12:58Hi, we're Aussies.
00:13:02FML? No signal.
00:13:06Where does this do you see?
00:13:09Oh, Kim, well, these people look so poor and hungry.
00:13:12Well, I'm poor and hungry too, Sharon, and I'm in platforms.
00:13:15Oh, shh, Kim, please.
00:13:17Now, we've got to find this B&B, the hotel, the Casa de Morte.
00:13:22I think we'll try around there.
00:13:23Come and move it.
00:13:24Oh, all right.
00:13:25And don't scratch my luggage, Sharon.
00:13:27Oh, Mum, we've been here before.
00:13:29Oh, well, I don't know.
00:13:31It all looks the same.
00:13:32No, you don't know.
00:13:33Oh, be quiet.
00:13:33That much is clear.
00:13:35We could help with the luggage.
00:13:36Hello, nails.
00:13:44Hello?
00:13:45Oh, the food.
00:13:46Hey, hey.
00:13:49Oh, um, I only have my seetal breath spray.
00:13:57Hey.
00:13:58Um, hotel.
00:14:00We stay here?
00:14:02Booked here.
00:14:04Terry Patterson Pharmacies, no?
00:14:06No, hotel.
00:14:08It is closed.
00:14:10Papilloma Bankropa.
00:14:11Oh.
00:14:12You go.
00:14:13Go.
00:14:13Oh, come on, Mum.
00:14:15Oh, chingies.
00:14:16What to do?
00:14:19Oh, well, look.
00:14:20We'll just have to go straight to the castle tour and find a hotel later.
00:14:24Oh, I could kill Terry Patterson.
00:14:26Look, there's a castle.
00:14:27Oh, I wonder if the king's here.
00:14:41Oh, I wonder if the king's here.
00:14:55King Harvey, a tour group has arrived.
00:14:59Ladies, sire, just your type.
00:15:00Rich and stupid.
00:15:03All right.
00:15:04Shut up.
00:15:05Now, where's the door?
00:15:08Oh, I don't know.
00:15:09Oh, here it is.
00:15:10Come on.
00:15:11This way.
00:15:11Oh, I'm so hot.
00:15:13Take this.
00:15:14Yeah, I hope I have a toilet for you.
00:15:19Oh, my stink.
00:15:21What beauty do I behold.
00:15:30Jane, look at the heart of the ceilings.
00:15:33I wouldn't want to be high in the abducted heating bills.
00:15:42Hold it for a second.
00:15:43Hey, Sharon, look.
00:15:49The queen was a fan of pants.
00:15:51What?
00:15:51You know, red hair no friends like you.
00:15:54Oh, Kim, that is so mean.
00:15:56My hair is not red.
00:15:58It's just nutty.
00:15:59Bienvenido.
00:16:01Oh.
00:16:01Welcome, ladies, to Papeloma.
00:16:04I am King Javier at your service.
00:16:06Nice to meet you, King Javier.
00:16:08I'm Cath Day-Knight, and this is Kim and Sharon.
00:16:11Right.
00:16:11Tell me, what do you make of our funny kingdom?
00:16:13Well, it's nice.
00:16:14It's nice.
00:16:14Yeah, it's different.
00:16:15Yeah, it's nice.
00:16:16It's different.
00:16:16It's unusual.
00:16:17It is nice.
00:16:17It's different than unusual.
00:16:19It's nice for Spanish.
00:16:20But in Italy?
00:16:21Yes.
00:16:22We Spanish like to conquer all we see.
00:16:26Why are you going red, Mum?
00:16:28What?
00:16:28That's a change of life.
00:16:29Got the paws.
00:16:30The paws, the paws, the paws.
00:16:32Oh, thank you so much.
00:16:33And tell me, where do you stay now in Papeloma?
00:16:36Oh, well, we have had a bit of a muck-up with our accommodations, so we haven't got a hotel as yet.
00:16:41Well, you must stay here.
00:16:43I am virtually empty nester now.
00:16:45Just me and my son Julio, rattling around.
00:16:48Be my guest.
00:16:49Is that why, sire?
00:16:51And I would be honored if you would join me at dinner tonight, Cath.
00:16:56Oh, I think you might just have me over a barrel, King Javier.
00:17:00Yes, thank you.
00:17:01We'll take that.
00:17:02Paige, take that back.
00:17:03As you desire, sire.
00:17:04And I hope that you and your sisters enjoy this day.
00:17:10Ah, well, thank you for that.
00:17:12And so, what's the protocol?
00:17:13Do I pay now?
00:17:14No, no, please.
00:17:15No.
00:17:19Okay.
00:17:26So, what's your name?
00:17:28Alain.
00:17:29Alain.
00:17:29Alain.
00:17:30Alain with an A. I'm a Paige.
00:17:33Oh, Alain the Paige.
00:17:34My name's Sharon. I've never met a Paige before.
00:17:36Well, I'm a lot more than just a Paige.
00:17:38Let's just say I'm a man behind the man, behind the man, behind the throne.
00:17:44Wait here.
00:17:45You, come with me.
00:17:46Father, it's unbelievable.
00:17:53It's like fate has brought her to me this very moment.
00:17:56Who?
00:17:56My future bride.
00:17:58Where?
00:17:58Just here and now, the princess.
00:18:00Princess?
00:18:01Oh, it was written in diamonds on her T-shirt.
00:18:05So, she rich and gorgeous, Father.
00:18:08Well, she's rich.
00:18:11That is true.
00:18:12They were dripping in Versace.
00:18:14But she must also be of royal blood.
00:18:16I am sure in my heart that she is not just an orange-skinned beauty, but also has blue blood.
00:18:23I will prove it, Father.
00:18:24Be careful, Julio.
00:18:25She must not see your affliction.
00:18:27Meanwhile, I will work on the cast-up foxy one.
00:18:30Thank you, Isabella.
00:18:33That'll be all.
00:18:35This is your room.
00:18:36He will see you for dinner at 6.30 sharp.
00:18:38Oh.
00:18:39Oh, Elaine, what's the dress code tonight?
00:18:42Ritzy, tizzy?
00:18:44Do your worst.
00:18:46Okay.
00:18:47I will.
00:18:48Okay.
00:18:49Don't touch that.
00:18:51Keep your wig on.
00:18:56You two are in here.
00:18:58What the hell was that?
00:18:59No, I heard nothing.
00:19:03Back to sex.
00:19:08Well, my bags are laying the page.
00:19:11He's a spunk.
00:19:12Nah, something weird about him, do you see?
00:19:15Didn't give me the hairy eyeball once.
00:19:16Oh, this is nice.
00:19:20Now, has anyone seen my baboon bums?
00:19:21I'm going to the gym.
00:19:22Here she comes.
00:19:24Hello there.
00:19:26A million dollar cream.
00:19:28Oh, yeah.
00:19:29I'm going to have to stand back, everybody.
00:19:32Because she's going to make the scene.
00:19:35Going to make the scene.
00:19:36She wears a mean pair of jeans.
00:19:38Tell me what you mean.
00:19:40A mean pair of jeans.
00:19:41Oh, see what you mean.
00:19:43And they're all so tight.
00:19:46And they're all so tight.
00:19:50They're all so tight.
00:19:52You know, I could get used to this.
00:20:03Someone carrying my bags, making my bed, towel cowing to me.
00:20:07Brett did all that.
00:20:08Point being.
00:20:08Kimberley, Kimberley, if a princess you be, let down your hair and prove it to me.
00:20:31Oh, no.
00:20:35Oh.
00:20:37Oh.
00:20:39Kimberley.
00:20:43So, your husband is a knight.
00:20:46Oh, yes.
00:20:47Anna Pavara find me.
00:20:48And he lets such a foxy lady travel alone.
00:20:52And you're a lady of some means, guys.
00:20:54Hmm.
00:20:55Well, you know, I'm comfortable.
00:20:57I bought in the boom and sold in the bust and now I'm living high with the hog.
00:21:00The hog.
00:21:01Your daughter.
00:21:02She is a princess.
00:21:04Si.
00:21:05Oh, God in one, your highness.
00:21:06A right royal P in the A.
00:21:08Oh, I am impressed.
00:21:10You own your own house and it is in your name entirely.
00:21:13Oh, yes.
00:21:14And, you know, I've negatively geared it, which is great.
00:21:16Now the Aussie dollar's parity.
00:21:17So, if your relationship is in the doldrums, I can't help.
00:21:24Call me now.
00:21:26Written and authorised by Marion Cundiff.
00:21:27Twice drop a Reiki practitioner.
00:21:28Results may vary.
00:21:29If you haven't tried frozen yoghurt, here are some great reasons to try a little move.
00:21:37Hi, Kath.
00:21:37It's me.
00:21:39I've been a gnome.
00:21:40I don't tell you this enough and it's the most important thing I can ever say.
00:21:45Oh, mastership's back on.
00:21:46Oh, quick, babe.
00:21:46Peter, that chicken is fit for a king.
00:21:50Tux.
00:21:51Oh, see?
00:21:52Would you now join me for a nightclub?
00:21:54We can talk more of your huge share portfolio.
00:21:58And maybe later you can roll over my super.
00:22:01Oh, sounds nice.
00:22:03Oh, my clutch.
00:22:04I love your shoes.
00:22:09Are they Rivers?
00:22:10Hermes.
00:22:12Winter, 85.
00:22:13Oh.
00:22:14Good times.
00:22:18Where's the TV?
00:22:20I want to watch Top Model.
00:22:22What's that?
00:22:24That is a fat knitting machine.
00:22:28Your mum had one when she went through her coogee face.
00:22:30Ow!
00:22:32Ow.
00:22:34Stupid bath!
00:22:36Ow.
00:22:36So this is your good room?
00:22:38Please, make yourself cozy.
00:22:40Have you got a flat screen hidden in some ancient credenza somewhere?
00:22:45What's that noise?
00:22:48If that is all for now, I will retire, sir.
00:22:50Yes, of course I'll let you go.
00:22:52Don't sit so far away, Kath.
00:22:55More wine, Kath?
00:22:56Oh, now, Your Highness, I'll get tiddly.
00:22:58Please, Kath.
00:22:59Call me Javier.
00:23:01Perhaps I should go.
00:23:02But it's all midnight, and those pumpkin parts are doing things to me.
00:23:08Well, we're more of a sweet potato, but thanks for noticing.
00:23:11You know, Kath, I believe life is short.
00:23:17Life is tall.
00:23:18Life is full of pain.
00:23:20Snap!
00:23:21Hmm.
00:23:21And it is there to be neat.
00:23:27Pav's just half.
00:23:30Got to watch you.
00:23:31No.
00:23:31I got to watch you.
00:23:39So lagged.
00:23:41Sleep for a hundred years.
00:23:47Wow, Kim.
00:23:48You're just like Sleeping Beauty.
00:23:50Well, you're sleeping.
00:23:53You're sleeping.
00:24:12You can't go back.
00:24:13Go.
00:24:21No.
00:24:21It's a little bit more.
00:24:22Yes.
00:24:24I don't know.
00:24:24I don't know.
00:24:25I don't know.
00:24:26...
00:24:28I don't know.
00:24:30But I don't know.
00:24:33I don't know.
00:24:33I don't know.
00:24:34I like it.
00:24:35I don't know.
00:24:35I don't know.
00:24:36Good morning.
00:24:58Good morning.
00:24:59It's beautiful, no?
00:25:00Oh, yes.
00:25:02Please.
00:25:03You look stunning.
00:25:04Is that a sakud?
00:25:05Oh, no.
00:25:07Resort report?
00:25:08It's their confusion label.
00:25:11Good morning.
00:25:12How did we slip?
00:25:13Foul.
00:25:13Yes, you look foul.
00:25:22Well, beautiful ladies,
00:25:24I invite you all to be my guests
00:25:26at a costume ball this Saturday.
00:25:29Oh, wow.
00:25:30How exciting, a costume ball.
00:25:32I'm going to go to the spa and have a makeover.
00:25:34We don't have a spa.
00:25:35Yes, we do.
00:25:36Is it near the gym?
00:25:37We don't have a gym.
00:25:38Yes, you do.
00:25:38I did my glides and my clanks last night.
00:25:41Elaine, bring my scooter, the red one.
00:25:44If you require, Sarah.
00:25:45Kath, I will see you outside in five.
00:25:48Oh, OK.
00:25:49Oh, well, I better go and change.
00:25:51This is not really a scooter skirt.
00:25:53Of course.
00:25:54Good morning, ladies.
00:25:55Cut up.
00:25:56Sharon, put these in your backpack for Ron.
00:25:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:01Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:03Oh, baby, you give me the chills.
00:26:28Whisper low in my ear.
00:26:31Let me know how it feels.
00:26:34Are you for real, baby?
00:26:35Yes, I think so.
00:26:36On board.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:42Better hold on tight.
00:26:43It'll be a bumpy ride.
00:27:01I don't know where it is, Graham.
00:27:02Have a look at my beamer.
00:27:03Put Zoe on for a minute.
00:27:04How's the roaring going, Zoe?
00:27:05Great.
00:27:06I don't know where it is, Graham.
00:27:07Have a look at my beamer.
00:27:09Put Zoe on for a minute.
00:27:11How's the roaring going, Zoe?
00:27:12Great.
00:27:13I've got to go, darling.
00:27:14Mummy's working.
00:27:15I don't know where it is, Graham.
00:27:16Have a look at my beamer.
00:27:17Put Zoe on for a minute.
00:27:18How's the roaring going, Zoe?
00:27:19Great.
00:27:20I've got to go, darling.
00:27:21Mummy's working.
00:27:22All right.
00:27:23Bye-bye.
00:27:24Pretty tankini, Prue.
00:27:25Oh, thank you.
00:27:26It's new.
00:27:27I've got in queue.
00:27:28How are you?
00:27:29I'm a bit tired, actually.
00:27:30Graham's being an arsehole.
00:27:31Oh, really?
00:27:32Oh, they're all dickheads.
00:27:33Don't look now, Prue.
00:27:34Can you get a star, Prue, at 10 o'clock?
00:27:37You know, I'm not a Prue, Trude,
00:27:39but I think the way they flaunt, it's dreadful.
00:27:42I think the Liberal Party had a break.
00:27:43They should be locked up.
00:27:44Yeah, I'll send them back.
00:27:45I'm not a Prue, Trude,
00:27:47but I think the way they flaunt, it's dreadful.
00:27:49I think the Liberal Party had a break.
00:27:52They should be locked up.
00:27:53Yeah, or sent back to where they came from.
00:27:55Oh, I know.
00:27:56I know.
00:27:57I've got one.
00:27:58I've got one.
00:27:59Who would you grow gay for?
00:28:00Oh, no, stop it, Prue.
00:28:01No, the thought of it is awful.
00:28:03Awful.
00:28:04Oh, what about Julie Bishop?
00:28:05Hmm.
00:28:06Well, I do like Julie Bishop.
00:28:08And I could, too.
00:28:09That death stare.
00:28:10Wow.
00:28:11Give us a go of your vogue.
00:28:23What?
00:28:24I don't know.
00:28:25Aviv!
00:28:26Aviv!
00:28:27Aviv!
00:28:28Aviv!
00:28:29Aviv!
00:28:30Aviv!
00:28:31Aviv!
00:28:32Aviv!
00:28:33Aviv!
00:28:34Aviv!
00:28:35Aviv!
00:28:36You saved my life!
00:28:37Aviv!
00:28:38Aviv!
00:28:39Aviv!
00:28:40Aviv!
00:28:41Aviv!
00:28:42Aviv!
00:28:43Aviv!
00:28:44Aviv!
00:28:45Aviv!
00:28:46Aviv!
00:28:47You saved my life!
00:28:48Aviv!
00:28:49Aviv!
00:28:51Aviv!
00:28:52Aviv!
00:28:53immee!
00:28:54That's so exciting.
00:28:55No.
00:28:56Aviv!
00:28:57Aviv!
00:28:58Sorry.
00:28:59I need to scrub the florens at the table for lunch.
00:29:01Detail!
00:29:02Detail!
00:29:03Aviv!
00:29:04Aviv!
00:29:05You are so lucky to go to the ball!
00:29:07Aviv!
00:29:08You will meet the prince.
00:29:10Ada Page has informed me that once I finish my duties,
00:29:12I may also attend.
00:29:13Aviv!
00:29:15You?!
00:29:15A dish pig going to the ball!
00:29:16Aviv!
00:29:17I don't think so.
00:29:19Ow, well something's hurting me.
00:29:21Well it's really hurting, I'm serious.
00:29:24Ow.
00:29:26A pee.
00:29:28I am so sorry.
00:29:30I could have you sacked for that.
00:29:39Hey, good.
00:29:41You love your pretty?
00:29:42Yeah.
00:29:43You love your hips?
00:29:46You love Kip?
00:29:47I'll miss it too.
00:29:49And here we are planning dirty coal mine.
00:29:51I'm going to completely frack papilloma.
00:29:53Export to China, get rich.
00:29:55No, Javier, you can't do that.
00:29:57I mean, they're fossil fuels.
00:29:59What about global warming?
00:30:01You're a funny car.
00:30:05Why aren't these kiddies in school, Javier?
00:30:07We have no schools.
00:30:09No schools?
00:30:10I mean, a student free day today.
00:30:13Oh.
00:30:14Private schools.
00:30:15The more you pay, the more holidays they have.
00:30:17Well, you know, state funded education is vital to building the education revolution.
00:30:21That is a sign of great respect in papilloma.
00:30:27Also a sign of great respect.
00:30:31Great respect.
00:30:33Miss Autos.
00:30:34Oh, so this is the spa?
00:30:36Yes.
00:30:37Um, Elaine, can you promise my bunion?
00:30:41What?
00:30:42With pleasure.
00:30:45So, um, are you single?
00:30:46That's for me to know and you to find out.
00:30:47Oh.
00:30:48A man with secrets.
00:30:49We all have our secrets.
00:30:50What about the prince?
00:30:51What's your story?
00:30:52Well, I'm not one for gossip, but...
00:30:53I mean, there's so much I could do here.
00:30:54Renewables, a carbon tax.
00:30:55And what's your council doing about recycling bits?
00:30:56Hey, lighten up, lady.
00:30:57Oh.
00:30:58How about we go dancing tonight?
00:30:59Oh.
00:31:00I take you to a special little club, I know.
00:31:01Oh, you mean have a boogie?
00:31:02Oh, I'm so there, Jackie-o.
00:31:03We let the hips do the talking.
00:31:04Oh.
00:31:05Okay.
00:31:06Marion, my fear of flying is coming between me.
00:31:07Oh.
00:31:08Oh.
00:31:09Oh.
00:31:10Oh.
00:31:11Oh.
00:31:12Oh.
00:31:13Oh.
00:31:14Oh.
00:31:15Oh.
00:31:16Oh.
00:31:17Oh.
00:31:18Oh.
00:31:19Oh.
00:31:20Oh.
00:31:21Oh.
00:31:22Oh.
00:31:23Oh.
00:31:24Marion, my fear of flying is coming between me and Kath.
00:31:27I need your help, Marion.
00:31:28I'm desperate.
00:31:29I think it stems from a deep sexual problem that we need to explore together.
00:31:35Really, I don't think so.
00:31:37Trust me, girl.
00:31:39You're in good hands.
00:31:41I think your kimono's come loose, Marion?
00:31:44Yes.
00:31:45Have a look at these.
00:31:54I think your cat girl should be missing you.
00:32:04Now watch the windows, Kath.
00:32:05You zumba divinely.
00:32:06I certainly do.
00:32:07I've done the tight course.
00:32:09So, Elaine the page said the prince was looking for a wife.
00:32:10I'd marry him.
00:32:11Yep, but Elaine...
00:32:12God, he's gorgeous.
00:32:13He also said that the prince is so butt-ugly that he has to wear a mask.
00:32:14I'd marry him.
00:32:15Yep, but Elaine...
00:32:16God, he's gorgeous.
00:32:17He also said that the prince is so butt-ugly that he has to wear a mask.
00:32:18Ugly?
00:32:19Ba-bam.
00:32:20Been there, done that.
00:32:21And she's a little girl.
00:32:22Oh!
00:32:23Oh!
00:32:24Oh!
00:32:25Oh!
00:32:26Oh!
00:32:27Oh!
00:32:28Oh!
00:32:29Oh!
00:32:30Oh!
00:32:31Oh!
00:32:32Oh!
00:32:33Oh!
00:32:34Oh!
00:32:35Oh!
00:32:36Oh!
00:32:37Oh!
00:32:38Oh!
00:32:39Oh!
00:32:40Oh!
00:32:41Oh!
00:32:42Oh!
00:32:43Oh!
00:32:44Oh!
00:32:45Oh!
00:32:46Oh!
00:32:47Oh!
00:32:48Oh!
00:32:49I love this song.
00:32:50Guys, this is Bapadobo's number one song on the chest right now.
00:32:54Oh no!
00:32:59Come on, girlfriend!
00:33:03Let's dance!
00:33:05Oh!
00:33:06Oh!
00:33:07Not you!
00:33:08Oh!
00:33:09I'm so there.
00:33:10I'm already here.
00:33:11Hey, Guapa, what tim do you back for?
00:33:27Oh, no, no, no.
00:33:28I'm a bowler.
00:33:29Do you want to see my flipper?
00:33:32I didn't want to dance anyway.
00:33:38I'll be here before you go.
00:33:42Take the dance of the night.
00:33:48I want to hear that.
00:33:53Yeah, yeah.
00:33:55Great side's out of my way.
00:33:57Make the sun shine bright and dark.
00:34:01Girls, arrest them.
00:34:03Take them to the dungeon.
00:34:04Oh.
00:34:05Amen, save us.
00:34:07Do you know those men?
00:34:08No, sir.
00:34:10Out!
00:34:11From the revolution, you will pay for this king, Harriet!
00:34:14But what have they done wrong?
00:34:16That behavior is illegal in Papilloma.
00:34:19Illegal?
00:34:20Si.
00:34:21Really?
00:34:23Please take a moment to read the safety card in the pocket in front of you, and remember
00:34:27your nearest exit could be behind you.
00:34:30Oh, my God, what was that?
00:34:33Oh.
00:34:34Now the seatbelt sign has been switched off.
00:34:37Feel free to use the bathrooms, but remember they are strictly no smoking.
00:34:42And tray tables up.
00:34:44Up.
00:34:46But I really love him, Kim.
00:34:48Shut up, Sharon!
00:34:50Oh, I've had too much pain.
00:34:51Oh, Kim.
00:34:52Do you get the feeling that someone's following us?
00:34:54Okay.
00:34:55Selfies!
00:34:56Why phone, why phone, why phone, in my hand.
00:35:02Who's the hottest in the land?
00:35:04Uh...
00:35:05You?
00:35:06My dignified and elegant bride.
00:35:09Sheriff!
00:35:10Oh.
00:35:11Oh.
00:35:12Oh.
00:35:13I feel sick.
00:35:14I'm gonna mount.
00:35:15Here.
00:35:20And you're back.
00:35:22Fear of flying gone.
00:35:24Oh, Marianne, where are your clothes?
00:35:27Oh, where are my pants?
00:35:29Welcome to the Mall High Club, girl.
00:35:32Now, a cup of jarrah.
00:35:33Marianne, it's just not on.
00:35:34It's just not on.
00:35:35Trey tables up.
00:35:40Perhaps Scalty would like to come up and see my actions.
00:35:56Well, thank you, Javier.
00:35:58The tour today, oh, really opened my eyes.
00:36:01You know, I'm thinking wind turbines, solar panels, human rights.
00:36:06Oh, and tonight, the tango bar.
00:36:08What a great night.
00:36:09It was...
00:36:10Shh.
00:36:11It doesn't have to end.
00:36:13I don't know, Catherine.
00:36:14There is something about you.
00:36:16Your bubbling personality.
00:36:17Your curly hair.
00:36:18Yes, it is pretty, isn't it?
00:36:19Hm.
00:36:20You know, I'd rather be dead than have straight hair.
00:36:24Well, I'm bushed, so I'll say no-night.
00:36:29No-night.
00:36:30Old thing.
00:36:31She looks like a contar!
00:36:33No-night.
00:36:34She looks like a contamsey Jeffery.
00:36:35All right.
00:36:37That's a meow!
00:36:38Yes, it is.
00:36:39I said no, you're like, sonnie quotes.
00:36:40You know, you're gone.
00:36:41Let me see.
00:36:42I don't even think of the same thing.
00:36:43Don't be望US, you're a вел66 edgar.
00:36:46Oh, my God, Father.
00:37:04Oh, what a scream.
00:37:17I'm dying, Prue.
00:37:19How the hell did we get back here last night?
00:37:21I'm completely blank.
00:37:22I've got no idea.
00:37:24Great night, Prue.
00:37:25Great.
00:37:26I so need a skinny latte like pronto.
00:37:29Absolutely.
00:37:30Am I going mad or was I on the table?
00:37:31I don't know.
00:37:32You're under it, I think.
00:37:33Oh, my God.
00:37:34Hello.
00:37:35Oh, cooking class.
00:37:36Hi.
00:37:37Oh, hi.
00:37:38Tony.
00:37:39Hi.
00:37:40Oh, well, I'm Prue.
00:37:41This is Trude.
00:37:42Bonjour, all right.
00:37:43Welcome, ladies.
00:37:44Do you like your pasta?
00:37:45Oh, absolutely live on it.
00:37:47Can't you tell?
00:37:48Oh, stop it, Trude.
00:37:49You're a stink.
00:37:50No pasta's great.
00:37:51Over here.
00:37:52Well, today we are going to be making gnocchi.
00:37:54Oh, fun.
00:37:55Let me show you how.
00:37:57Ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:37:59Can we make cannelloni, Tony?
00:38:02Origa, Tony.
00:38:03Tony?
00:38:04Oh, look.
00:38:05A true redbird.
00:38:06Oh, and a tiramisu true.
00:38:09Oh, it's all to die for.
00:38:11Divine.
00:38:12Love it.
00:38:13All right, what's next?
00:38:14Tell us what to do, Tony.
00:38:15Well?
00:38:16What do you look like?
00:38:17I know.
00:38:18Tony Sopranor.
00:38:19No, I think you're a bit belasconey, Tony.
00:38:22Oh, it's a bunga bunga party.
00:38:24Oh, oh, knocky knocky knocky knocky.
00:38:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:28Stop it, I'm not even though you're dreadful.
00:38:30No, I love you.
00:38:31I love you.
00:38:32You're funny.
00:38:33No, I love him.
00:38:34Did you see my hair straight, Liz?
00:38:45No.
00:38:47Gee, my poor hair.
00:38:48What happened there?
00:38:49Must have been the humidity.
00:38:51Still, my clowning glory's back and that's all that matters.
00:38:54Who are you trying to impress?
00:38:55As if I didn't already know.
00:38:57No, Kim.
00:38:57The creme de la month of papilloman society are going to be there tonight.
00:39:00I just want to hold my own.
00:39:01Oh, nothing to do with the googly eyes you were making at the king.
00:39:05What?
00:39:05Excuse me, stupid girl.
00:39:08Yes, King Javier's an attractive guy,
00:39:09but I won't be accused of having googly eyes, please.
00:39:31Friar, choir, friar with a liar, sire.
00:39:41You know, it's funny.
00:39:46I did just want her for her money.
00:39:49But there is something about this calf she's so can do.
00:39:54And now for the final test, father.
00:39:57May I have the key?
00:40:00All right, my son.
00:40:01Tonight our kingdom is in your hands.
00:40:03But be careful.
00:40:05Do not let them sleep.
00:40:06Princess Kim.
00:40:20I'm here, bitches.
00:40:22Let's party.
00:40:25Her second best friend and lady in wait,
00:40:29Baron Sharon of Streslecki.
00:40:31Kathdane, knight of Bountaine Lakes.
00:40:43Sharon, have you seen Kim?
00:41:11Oh here you are, well do you get it, do you know who I am?
00:41:18No.
00:41:19I'll give you a hint, mirror has two faces, prince of tides, nuts, my doppelganger Streisand.
00:41:26Who?
00:41:27The legendary Barbara Streisand, read your history books Kim.
00:41:30Well I've come as the princess for obvious reasons.
00:41:33I'm a friend of Dorothy's, you know the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz.
00:41:37Oh well good girl Sharon.
00:41:39Alright well I'm gonna work the room, bye.
00:41:42Hi Elaine!
00:41:49Kim, did you see that?
00:41:51Elaine was just all over Isabella and totally ignored me.
00:41:54It's a ricochet flirt, he is keen as...
00:41:59Oh bats, the shoulder bats.
00:42:05I love it!
00:42:06Oh, thank you.
00:42:08What about you and your vermin of pearls?
00:42:10This old thing.
00:42:15Donkey root, Javier?
00:42:16Of course.
00:42:17Of course.
00:42:25Mmh.
00:43:26Oh, Greg and Shue.
00:43:27Oh, go on, Kim, just for fun.
00:43:30All right.
00:43:40Princess Kim, you have passed the final test.
00:43:43Excuse me, what?
00:43:44I now know that your heart is as big as your foot.
00:43:47Who the hell are you?
00:43:49I am Prince Julio, heir to the throne of Papilloma.
00:43:57Kimberly, Debbie, Diane, Day, will you marry me and be my queen?
00:44:02Oh, look, Prince Julio, I don't know what's behind that mask.
00:44:09From all reports, it isn't good.
00:44:12That is enough.
00:44:13No more.
00:44:14Julio, stop.
00:44:15No.
00:44:15Nobody knows the real me.
00:44:18I have never revered the shocking truth of my afflictions.
00:44:22The truth of who I am.
00:44:24I am not my mother's son.
00:44:28Tonight, because of the beauty of one woman,
00:44:31I will reveal all.
00:44:35Wait, wait!
00:44:37I am not a fantapance!
00:44:44I am a human being.
00:44:48With quite good teeth, actually.
00:44:56I might have done better,
00:44:58but I've definitely done worse.
00:45:00Yep, Julio, I'll marry you.
00:45:02No!
00:45:03No.
00:45:03He hasn't got royal care.
00:45:07The will is not his mother.
00:45:08What's going on?
00:45:09Why is he blown?
00:45:10King Havier!
00:45:11The king's an adulterer!
00:45:13We can't explain!
00:45:14Come, my love.
00:45:14You must leave, quickly.
00:45:15Not what it looks like!
00:45:16Him!
00:45:17Where are you going?
00:45:19Yeah, you're coming!
00:45:20What?
00:45:21What?
00:45:21What?
00:45:21What?
00:45:22What?
00:45:22What?
00:45:22What?
00:45:22What?
00:45:22What?
00:45:22What?
00:45:23What?
00:45:23What?
00:45:23What?
00:45:24What?
00:45:24What?
00:45:25What?
00:45:25What?
00:45:26What?
00:45:26What?
00:45:27What?
00:45:27What?
00:45:28What?
00:45:28What?
00:45:29What?
00:45:29What?
00:45:30What?
00:45:30What?
00:45:31What?
00:45:31What?
00:45:32What?
00:45:32What?
00:45:33Oh, I don't get it.
00:45:37Why'd you have to wear a mask?
00:45:39My sin is not on my face, but in my blood.
00:45:42I am my father's son, but his pastor's son.
00:45:46And there's such a crime against my kingdom.
00:45:49So the lady in the painting's not your mum?
00:45:52No.
00:45:53No, my mother, like you, was Ozzy.
00:45:56You may have heard of her.
00:45:58She goes by the name of the body.
00:46:00Shut the front door.
00:46:01Elle Macpherson.
00:46:02This ain't.
00:46:03She was here on the photo shoot.
00:46:09Oh, Kim, let me look at you for the first time without my mask.
00:46:17How old did you say you were?
00:46:19Twenty-five and five-quarters.
00:46:20Twenty-five and five-quarters.
00:46:22You have lived a hard life.
00:46:26What's that?
00:46:28The tower.
00:46:30This is very bad, sire.
00:46:32The people never know you were unfaithful to your queen and betrayed your country.
00:46:35I fear for your life, sire.
00:46:36You must call off a wedding.
00:46:38Calm down, you fool.
00:46:39The wedding will go ahead.
00:46:40Thanks, Pat.
00:46:43Look, sire.
00:46:45A fire.
00:46:45In the spire.
00:46:47The queen.
00:46:47The queen.
00:47:07Christina! I'm coming!
00:47:18Honey, what happened? Who was that woman?
00:47:21She was my wife, Queen Christina.
00:47:23Your wife?
00:47:25Si, she was violently insane.
00:47:26It was bound to happen sooner or later.
00:47:28My poor queen.
00:47:30I tried to look after her as best I could,
00:47:31but I could see that she had turned her man's jealousy upon you, Gus.
00:47:34The black car!
00:47:38My hair!
00:47:39The chandelier!
00:47:43Poor lady.
00:47:45Well, come on, Javier.
00:47:46Let's go down to the castle kitchen,
00:47:48and I'll make you a nice cup of jarrah.
00:47:52So she was crazy?
00:47:53Yes, she'd become an evil queen.
00:47:55Takes one another one.
00:48:04Tonight, for the first time ever on MasterChef,
00:48:18the challenge is to feed an entire village.
00:48:21You have one hour to feed these people.
00:48:24Must be a good kill.
00:48:25Feeding a village?
00:48:26Oh, that's pressure.
00:48:27And in breaking news,
00:48:30another Aussie princess.
00:48:32Here in Papaloma,
00:48:33one of Europe's most eligible royals,
00:48:35the enigmatic and, might I say,
00:48:37dishy Crown Prince Julio,
00:48:39is set to marry Aussie commoner Kim Day.
00:48:43That's Kim.
00:48:43Here, the soon-to-be princess.
00:48:44That's Kim.
00:48:45That's a local orphanage.
00:48:47How are you?
00:48:47You're so thin.
00:48:49You look great.
00:48:50What's your secret?
00:48:51You can touch me.
00:48:52Well, Jake, is he here?
00:48:54Poo, they smell.
00:48:55In this backward and deserately poor country,
00:48:59there is also time for fun before the nuptials,
00:49:02as we see when King Javier bestowed some right,
00:49:05royal attention on this unidentified woman.
00:49:08What the hell?
00:49:13You told me I was the one
00:49:16The only one that got your head undone
00:49:20And for a while I believed the line that you spun
00:49:25You all right there?
00:49:29Sorry, princess.
00:49:30After you.
00:49:31Age before beauty.
00:49:33You know, Elaine,
00:49:34I'd be very careful what I said around there if you were right.
00:49:37Because when I'm queen,
00:49:38you're so boned.
00:49:41I'm saying the peasant's princess,
00:49:43I've been papped and hacked, loving it.
00:49:45Well, I have to say,
00:49:46it's a surreal scenario, Kim.
00:49:47You marrying a prince.
00:49:49I mean, I don't understand it.
00:49:51Why wouldn't a donna like Julio want to marry you?
00:49:53Because I'm hot mum and about to be hotter.
00:49:55Bridalplasty, here we come.
00:49:56I'm really happy with my nogmentations.
00:50:03They're huge, Kim.
00:50:04Yeah, I know.
00:50:05I said they'd go down a bit.
00:50:07Hope not.
00:50:08My trout mouth's nice, isn't it?
00:50:09So kissable.
00:50:12Where's Kel?
00:50:13Not here.
00:50:14Too busy kissing Matt Preston's macaroon tower, I suppose.
00:50:17My face peel might be going septic.
00:50:19Oh, no, Sharon.
00:50:20The peeling pillow face is pretty.
00:50:21I only did it for Elaine.
00:50:23Who's the one?
00:50:25Elaine!
00:50:25Elaine!
00:50:29Elaine?
00:50:33So let's get this straight.
00:50:35You don't have Next Top Model, Beauty and the Geek or Jersey Shore?
00:50:40There's so much I can do here when we're married.
00:50:42You're making a really big mistake, Kimmy.
00:50:44Please call me back.
00:50:49I hate it.
00:50:51No, you look just like Kate Middleton.
00:50:53Well, Kate Middleton on cortisone.
00:50:55Relax, Kim.
00:50:58Jokes.
00:51:00Breathe in for me.
00:51:01Relax.
00:51:03Breathe.
00:51:04I'm just finally getting treated like the princess I am.
00:51:07You're not really a princess, Kim.
00:51:09No, you're not.
00:51:10And I still don't get it.
00:51:12I mean, does Prince Julio know you're a divorcee?
00:51:14Do you know that you're not of royal blood?
00:51:17No.
00:51:18If you say anything, off with your head.
00:51:20I can do it.
00:51:21Princess Fergie, she's single.
00:51:23That's awkward.
00:51:24Well, I can put her up the back here with Aunty Norma and the Sarkozes.
00:51:28Let's just pray Carla doesn't bring out the guitar.
00:51:30And I'm going to put Donald Trump and Sarah Palin on the right of Jenny and Genghis Khan.
00:51:37As you can see, we've commenced our distance into Rome.
00:51:39Please switch off all electronic devices and ensure your tray table is up.
00:51:44You only came for a smile
00:51:48Here we go, Kim.
00:51:50Even though you're really not my style
00:51:53I didn't think it's you on me
00:51:56So, table 11.
00:51:58Oh, Kim Jong-il hasn't RSVP'd.
00:52:01Hmm, she's dead to me.
00:52:03Bye, Kimmy.
00:52:04Well, that means I can put Bang Bang Udi Ono on with Nicole and Kim.
00:52:07Oh, the Urbans.
00:52:08Yeah, yeah.
00:52:08Now, just my friends Ravi and Shana's hit harder.
00:52:11What do you have to invite them for?
00:52:12Because I have to, Kim.
00:52:14Well, they could go here with the Obamas
00:52:16and Angela Merkel and Vlad and Jill Putin.
00:52:19That'd be quite a fun table, actually.
00:52:32Oh.
00:52:34Come on, mate. Put your clothes on.
00:52:36Hey, Jade.
00:52:36You can be a breezer. They're in my saddlebag.
00:52:39Now!
00:52:40Don't worry about it.
00:52:43I'll get it for sale.
00:52:47Okay, what else do you have to do?
00:52:51Well, I've got a roll for winning vales.
00:52:53What?
00:52:53What?
00:52:54Hey!
00:52:54It's good for you.
00:52:54Oh, yeah.
00:52:55Oh, yeah.
00:52:56Oh, yeah.
00:52:56Oh, yeah.
00:52:57Oh, yeah.
00:52:58Oh, yeah.
00:52:59Oh, yeah.
00:53:00Oh, yeah.
00:53:02Baaai
00:53:04Baaai
00:53:06Baaai
00:53:10Baaai
00:53:12Baaai
00:53:14Baaai
00:53:20Baaai
00:53:24Well how much for the throw?
00:53:26One euro? No.
00:53:28You think English?
00:53:30Oh let's see. Oh bye bye.
00:53:32I think we've done prushy well, Prue.
00:53:34I think so.
00:53:35Now, what have we got?
00:53:36Well, I've got the La Crusée, the Pillave.
00:53:38I've got the Gaggenau and the Blanco.
00:53:39And there's Vessel with the Pestle.
00:53:40The Chalice from the Pellate.
00:53:41And the Flagon with the Dragon
00:53:42has the Vicious Little Pellate with the Poison.
00:53:45Right, Prue. Let's get a brew that's true.
00:53:47Oh, bring it on. Great.
00:53:49Look, Prue.
00:53:50It's gonna be a royal wedding in Papaloma.
00:53:52Oh, Papaloma. Look, that's just up the road.
00:53:54Oh, I went to Fred and Mary's. It was a pruse.
00:53:57Yeah, when I was at Will and Kate's.
00:53:58Oh, look, we've gotta go.
00:53:59We've gotta go.
00:54:00We've gotta go. We've gotta go.
00:54:01We've gotta go. It's been too fun.
00:54:02It's been too fun.
00:54:03There's something to do.
00:54:04Yeah, it is.
00:54:05And I've got that beautiful suit I want to wear.
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:12Snap! Snap!
00:54:14Yay!
00:54:17I was first.
00:54:23Snap!
00:54:24I win.
00:54:30Are you ready for your thoughts, Javier?
00:54:34Stop that, please.
00:54:37Oh, more shoes. You've got oodles.
00:54:40No. Not oodles.
00:54:42Clad.
00:54:43Kim, will you take a turn around the room with me?
00:54:45Yeah, all right.
00:54:50Night, Sharon.
00:54:51God.
00:54:52Tell me again about your feelings in your waters.
00:54:55That accent.
00:54:56I haven't heard...
00:54:57King Javier.
00:54:58Here is the royal wedding dress.
00:55:00I have let it out.
00:55:04Quite a lot.
00:55:06Sire.
00:55:08What is that noise?
00:55:10It is only the prior with the choir, sire.
00:55:14Or maybe...
00:55:15Friar with his lyre.
00:55:18Or perhaps...
00:55:20A wire in the dryer.
00:55:22I shall inquire, sire.
00:55:24Shall I hear?
00:55:25Si.
00:55:26I'm just gonna slip into something a little bit more comfortable then now.
00:55:29Go and stalk a line.
00:55:36Kim, dear.
00:55:37I hear tell that you are an accomplished musician and singer.
00:55:39Yep.
00:55:40You heard right.
00:55:41Pray, would you be so kind as to play for us tonight?
00:55:44Happy to.
00:55:46Prepare to be blown away.
00:55:48This'll be good.
00:55:49She went to Bombay Yamaha for two lessons.
00:55:55Moi hum.
00:55:56Moi hum.
00:55:57Moi hum.
00:55:58Moi hum.
00:55:59Moi lovely lady loves.
00:56:00Check them out.
00:56:05I drive these brothers crazy.
00:56:06I do it on the daily.
00:56:07They treat me really nicely.
00:56:08They give me all these ices.
00:56:09Guth.
00:56:10Meet me later.
00:56:11Please, Guth.
00:56:12No, Ravier.
00:56:13You're married.
00:56:14You owe me.
00:56:15I want you.
00:56:16Ravier.
00:56:17Stop it.
00:56:18There will be some drama.
00:56:19No, no, no, no, no drama.
00:56:20What you gonna do with all that junk?
00:56:21All that junk inside your trunk?
00:56:22Guth.
00:56:23What is wrong?
00:56:24Guth.
00:56:25What is wrong?
00:56:26I was just speed reading about your system of government, Javier.
00:56:27Hmm.
00:56:28You should not be worrying your curly-headed powder.
00:56:29No, no.
00:56:30No, no, no, no.
00:56:31Ravier.
00:56:32No, no, no, no.
00:56:33No, no, no drama.
00:56:34What you gonna do with all that junk?
00:56:35All that junk inside your trunk?
00:56:37Guth.
00:56:38What is wrong?
00:56:39I was just speed reading about your system of government, Javier.
00:56:41inside your trunk.
00:56:44Cass, what is wrong?
00:56:46I was just speed reading
00:56:48about your system of government, Javier.
00:56:51You should not be wearing your curly head about that.
00:56:54I had no idea that you're a despot
00:56:57and an absolute monarch.
00:56:59I am Cass, and admit it,
00:57:02you find that a little bit sexy.
00:57:04No, Javier, politically we're poles apart.
00:57:08Tonight, there is only one pole that matters.
00:57:11Stop it, Javier.
00:57:12Make me.
00:57:13Kill?
00:57:14What the hell is going on here?
00:57:17Who are you?
00:57:17It's my husband, Javier Kill.
00:57:19Uh-huh, the butcher of Fontanlex.
00:57:22Prevair of fine meats, actually,
00:57:24and your worst nightmare.
00:57:26Unhand my wife.
00:57:27Who, Kill?
00:57:28You don't tell the king of Papa Lombra what to do?
00:57:32Javier!
00:57:33No, Kill.
00:57:34He's too strong!
00:57:42Hunger!
00:57:50Look at the shoes.
00:57:52Zip up vine.
00:57:53It's all my fault!
00:58:08Oh, please.
00:58:21Oh, it's way tighter.
00:58:24Give him.
00:58:25Give him what?
00:58:26Come on, I'm going to show you something.
00:58:35Elaine came out of here.
00:58:36Oh, you bloody idiot.
00:58:56Could have fallen down over there.
00:58:57Oh, you bloody idiot.
00:58:57I could have fallen down over there.
00:59:04Oh, you're killing.
00:59:06It's not a closet.
00:59:08Oh, it's a secret bed.
00:59:12Oh, let's go.
00:59:32Oh.
00:59:33Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:38Come on.
00:59:39Come on.
00:59:40Come on.
00:59:41You're in.
00:59:42You're in.
00:59:43You're in.
00:59:56It's a beautiful morning, and I am here,
00:59:59outside the world palace of Papilloma,
01:00:01where the people have gathered to watch the wedding.
01:00:04But there is a distinct feeling of unrest
01:00:06amongst the crowd here today.
01:00:08I can't believe you're here, Kel,
01:00:10that you got on that plane.
01:00:11I had to, you love.
01:00:12Once you left, I'd realized I'd become a catch potato
01:00:15and a boar.
01:00:16A boar?
01:00:17No way, Jose.
01:00:18Look at you.
01:00:19You're a terribly interesting guy.
01:00:21The thought of losing you to another man
01:00:23was more than I could bear.
01:00:24Oh, nothing really happened with Harvey and Kel.
01:00:27You're a fox, Kath.
01:00:30You're bound to dance with balls occasionally.
01:00:33Dance?
01:00:34Come here, Kevin Costner.
01:00:36We've got a wedding to go to.
01:00:39Princess Kim and Shona, nowhere to be found.
01:00:41And they didn't sleep in their beds.
01:00:42Didn't sleep in their beds?
01:00:43What?
01:00:44All right, peoples.
01:00:45Crisis mode.
01:00:46Get your A into G.
01:00:47Kel, you get a boomerang pillow from upstairs.
01:00:49Elaine, put a wheat bag in the microwave
01:00:50and I'll check their rooms.
01:00:51Now go.
01:01:05Is this papaloma?
01:01:09I'm so tired, Epps.
01:01:11Suck it up, Dad.
01:01:12Check the walls, Kel.
01:01:14There could be a secret passage.
01:01:16You know these old castles.
01:01:18Oh, I knew it.
01:01:30Kim?
01:01:31Sharon?
01:01:37Kath?
01:01:38What's fish?
01:01:39Where are we?
01:01:41This must be Javier's walk-in.
01:01:43Oh.
01:01:44Look at the shoes.
01:01:45There must be thousands.
01:01:46How wonder Papaloma's bankrupt?
01:01:50What is it, Kel?
01:01:52Look at the man bags.
01:01:54Well, they're not here.
01:01:56Come on, Kel.
01:01:57Let's go.
01:01:58Wow.
01:01:59How the other half lives.
01:02:00Kel?
01:02:03Gee, Kath.
01:02:04Maybe they've found out who Kim really is.
01:02:06Or isn't.
01:02:07More to the point.
01:02:08They've kidnapped her.
01:02:09Poor Kim.
01:02:10People being tortured as we speak.
01:02:21Welcome to Elaine's.
01:02:22How do you like the disco dungeon?
01:02:24Elaine's?
01:02:25But didn't he arrest you?
01:02:27No.
01:02:28Elaine has saved us.
01:02:29He makes prison life down here a little more bearable.
01:02:31Until the Lord is changed.
01:02:33He is always popping down from upstairs in Lillie Stations.
01:02:36Blue CDs.
01:02:37Shampoo.
01:02:38Potatoes.
01:02:39That's great.
01:02:40Are you?
01:02:41Right at home?
01:02:42Of course you do.
01:02:43Kim?
01:02:44Kim?
01:02:45Sharon?
01:02:46Kim?
01:02:47Sharon?
01:02:48Kim?
01:02:49Sharon?
01:02:50Kim?
01:02:51Sharon?
01:02:52Kel?
01:02:53Kel?
01:02:54I can hear Kim.
01:02:55She's in there.
01:02:56Look, Kath.
01:02:57It's a cave.
01:02:58I'll save you, Kim.
01:02:59Oh, dear.
01:03:00Oh, Kel.
01:03:01Oh, give me a go.
01:03:03Oh, well, I listened to it.
01:03:06Oh, come on listen.
01:03:07What's up?
01:03:11Come on.
01:03:24Steve.
01:03:25Oh, well...
01:03:26I listened to it.
01:03:31Here my shoe.
01:03:35I'm trying to get to Papaloma. Is this the way?
01:03:46Oh, yeah. We're going there. We'll give you a lift.
01:03:48Great.
01:03:50Are you Aussies?
01:03:51Yeah.
01:03:51Oh, what a scream.
01:03:53You're going to the royal wedding?
01:03:54Yeah.
01:03:55Hello, darling. What school do you go to?
01:03:57God bless you, lady.
01:04:05No, I'm just doing what's right.
01:04:08You all right, Kim?
01:04:12It's all right.
01:04:13What about King Javier?
01:04:14Oh, you leave him to me.
01:04:17Just call me.
01:04:19Hello, you.
01:04:23Haven't we met somewhere before?
01:04:25Well, I was in the Navy for six years.
01:04:28Hmm.
01:04:28Hmm.
01:04:35And now, align the page within the national anthem.
01:04:43Don't pay for me, Papaloma.
01:04:55The wedding started.
01:05:10Oh, my God.
01:05:12Oh, I can't get married.
01:05:14Oh, I can't get pep looking like this.
01:05:16It's all your fault, Sherry.
01:05:17What?
01:05:18You bloody idiot, getting me stuck in that closet.
01:05:20You can't do anything right.
01:05:21You're hopeless.
01:05:22You're so drunk.
01:05:23That's what I say the best thing.
01:05:24Kimmy, Kimmy, Kimmy, look at me.
01:05:26Look at me.
01:05:27Look at me.
01:05:29I've got one word to say to you, Kim.
01:05:32Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo.
01:05:33Balloon poisons!
01:05:35Oh, no, bum.
01:05:37What was it?
01:05:38What place is this?
01:05:39Oh, it's Papaloma, Dame Edna.
01:05:42Papaloma?
01:05:43Oh, bum.
01:05:44What was it?
01:05:45I can't remember.
01:05:46Oh, don't change her back, Mrs See.
01:05:47I like her.
01:05:48Oh, I do too, Sharon, but no.
01:05:50No.
01:05:52I've got it.
01:05:53Bibbidi-bobbidi-bibbidi-bobbidi-bubbidi-boo.
01:05:56Oh, no.
01:05:58Oh, no, Mum.
01:06:00I love it.
01:06:01Well, it does look nice, love.
01:06:03You look like a big, fat gypsy.
01:06:04Thanks, Mum.
01:06:06How'd you do with that, Kat?
01:06:07Well, you know I'm a white witch cow.
01:06:10I did the Tove course in Wicca.
01:06:13Oh, good.
01:06:15Oh, my God.
01:06:45And now the bride arrives wearing the traditional papilloma wedding dress.
01:07:04Hang on a minute, no, that doesn't seem right.
01:07:15If there are any objections to this, uh, speak now or...
01:07:20Mommy! I rocked it out and I won!
01:07:24Let it miss Prince of Supreme!
01:07:26Kim!
01:07:27Mommy, I thought you were a virgin.
01:07:29Believe me, Holly, I compare to the Boxing Fountain Lakes, I practically am.
01:07:32Way to go, Ebs!
01:07:34Brett, what are you doing here?
01:07:36Kim, I want your back.
01:07:38Who is this?
01:07:39My ex-husband, don't worry about it.
01:07:40I miss you, my little mug.
01:07:42I want your back.
01:07:43Okay, okay.
01:07:44So, you are divorced and you are a mother, but you are a princess, yes?
01:07:50No, she's not a princess, Julio.
01:07:52She's a stupid girl.
01:07:53And a commoner.
01:07:54Well, she's common.
01:07:55Oh, don't be true, you dreadful.
01:07:57They're right.
01:07:59Her dad was just plain old Gary Poole of Gary Poole's Poole and a Pee and I way Fountain Lakes.
01:08:05Gary Poole of Fountain Lakes?
01:08:07Yes.
01:08:08I am the real princess.
01:08:10What?
01:08:11The queen wrote me a letter.
01:08:13She was my mother.
01:08:14Your mother?
01:08:15Yes.
01:08:16And I am the true heir.
01:08:18What lies!
01:08:19The queen was baron.
01:08:20No.
01:08:21She speaks the truth.
01:08:22I know, sire, you always blamed the queen for your childless state and hence had her locked
01:08:28away secretly in the tower.
01:08:29But one night she summoned me, ordered me to pumice her bunion.
01:08:36Nine months later, a baby girl was born.
01:08:39You?
01:08:39The queen by this time is quite mad.
01:08:41But the child's very existence proved that it was you, King Javier, who was baron.
01:08:45Faison.
01:08:47Tracer!
01:08:47Gant!
01:08:48Seize him!
01:08:48No, wait!
01:08:50I knew both our lives would be in danger.
01:08:52So, I had the baby left on the castle steps to be brought up as a servant.
01:08:57But under my watchful, foully eye...
01:08:59So that's why you didn't want this wedding and tried to kill me?
01:09:03Because of her?
01:09:04No.
01:09:04I just don't like you.
01:09:06I tried to kill you?
01:09:09You took my boyfriend.
01:09:11Boyfriend?
01:09:13No, I am the heir.
01:09:14I am the king's son.
01:09:15No, Julio.
01:09:16Your mother, Macpherson, was already with child when she arrived in Papaloma.
01:09:21It suited her to have the king think it was his, as she had just landed a semi-regular
01:09:25spot on friends and wanted to be an actress.
01:09:29She, too, was completely mad.
01:09:32So Javier told the people that the queen had bought him a son.
01:09:35I'm the one that's born.
01:09:36Am I still going to get pepped?
01:09:38But wait!
01:09:39There is more.
01:09:39The queen told me she once had a brother, Prince Gary, rightful heir to Papaloma, until
01:09:45Javier's father seized the throne.
01:09:47The child Gary was secreted out of the kingdom.
01:09:50His name was changed to Poo.
01:09:53And, unaware of his royal heritage, he lived out his days in the godforsaken land of Fountain
01:10:00Lakes.
01:10:01But that sounds like the most unbelievable coincidence.
01:10:03I know, but it's true.
01:10:06So my dad's a king, and I am a princess, and I'm a princess, and I'm a princess, and
01:10:13you're my father, and you are not my father, and I am not a prince, and I'm really a queen.
01:10:18Me, too.
01:10:19And I'm just confused.
01:10:21I knew it.
01:10:21I knew it.
01:10:22I told you, Sharon.
01:10:25Flower.
01:10:25Come on, Julio.
01:10:30Let's get out there.
01:10:31But we didn't get married.
01:10:32Kids, it's my time to shine.
01:10:34The people, they are going to kill us.
01:10:48What can I tell them?
01:10:50The truth, Javier.
01:10:52It's time.
01:10:54Speak to your peoples.
01:10:55Go.
01:10:55There was no wedding today.
01:11:01We have no royal marriage.
01:11:05And the woman is broke.
01:11:13What are they doing?
01:11:15Hello?
01:11:15Revolting?
01:11:16Get back to your houses.
01:11:22Javier, as rightful queen,
01:11:25let me speak to my peoples.
01:11:28A bit of shush, please.
01:11:31Let her speak.
01:11:32Let her speak.
01:11:34No.
01:11:34Let her speak.
01:11:35My name is Kath Day-Night, and I'm as gropable as you are about the situation here in Papilloma.
01:11:42I know you're Bojangles.
01:11:43I know you're Bojangles.
01:11:45I know you're up to Pussy's Bo.
01:11:49You'd be a pack of nongs and have rocks in your head if you weren't.
01:11:54People's, peoples.
01:11:56No.
01:11:57In the air is too sweet.
01:11:59I say to you, the revolution starts now.
01:12:03And I say to King Javier,
01:12:06you may have vejazzled your people,
01:12:08but you cannot vejazzle me.
01:12:15I know you're hungry.
01:12:18I'm hungry too.
01:12:20What are you going to do?
01:12:21Yes, I think I'm bitter.
01:12:23Yes, there is.
01:12:25I can feed a village.
01:12:26It's a pressure test.
01:12:27Kath, leave it to me.
01:12:29Oh, Kel, you're amazing.
01:12:32Well, that's settled, peoples.
01:12:33We'll see you all back here at 8 o'clock
01:12:34for some good food, music and ideas.
01:12:44The people want their kiss on the balcony.
01:12:49Out of the way, bozo.
01:12:52Come here, you.
01:12:53Oh, thank you.
01:12:57All right, you have five minutes.
01:13:04You should be fighting up now.
01:13:06Hello, how are you?
01:13:07Oh, hello, how are you?
01:13:08Beautiful.
01:13:10You are a natural.
01:13:11Together, we can have absolute power.
01:13:13And we'll papilloma forever.
01:13:15No, Javier, you need to have an election.
01:13:17Oh, yes.
01:13:18Keep talking.
01:13:19Keep it moving, people.
01:13:20We've got a whole village to feed.
01:13:21Well done.
01:13:21Keep it moving through there.
01:13:24I've realised something, Brett.
01:13:26You get me.
01:13:28Yeah, I do.
01:13:29You get me breakfast in bed, Nando's, whenever I want.
01:13:33Eight witchy food.
01:13:34Oh, Kel.
01:13:35They're loving your chicken beef.
01:13:37Oh, it was really nice, dog.
01:13:39Oh, and Kath, the peasants up to make pizza more of your cucumber foam.
01:13:42Oh, can you work your magic nails?
01:13:44I'm not up to fame yet, Kel.
01:13:48This is day is right.
01:13:49Life is short.
01:13:51Life is dull.
01:13:52And I believe life is there to be lived.
01:13:59Sorry, Sharon.
01:14:00Isn't the gay thing a slight problem?
01:14:02What?
01:14:03You're gay?
01:14:05No.
01:14:06Don't beat her.
01:14:08What?
01:14:08Madre de Dios, how are we going to pay for tonight's party?
01:14:13Oh, don't worry, Javier.
01:14:15We're going to put all your shoes on eBay.
01:14:16No.
01:14:17Yes, I've done the time, of course.
01:14:19And if it makes you feel any better, Javier, I'll donate some of my vintage crocs.
01:14:22Oh, well, that's sort of.
01:14:24Alone again.
01:14:25Me too.
01:14:28Do you like golf?
01:14:30Do I?
01:14:31I'd love to play with you sometime.
01:14:33Do you play in that ball?
01:14:34Yes, of course I do.
01:14:35So, now you are going to rule Papi Loma.
01:14:37I will only be a titular head now that we are a democracy.
01:14:41Do you think we could be a pair of titular heads together?
01:14:45Isabel, you won't try to kill me.
01:14:51How are you, King Javier?
01:14:53I have to say, we love a town.
01:14:56Oh, we're so cute.
01:14:58Look, we've got powerful hair, Bruce.
01:14:59Oh, shit.
01:15:00Gorgeous.
01:15:00We need you in the liberal park.
01:15:02I am all here.
01:15:03Oh, no, we don't need any more of those.
01:15:05Have you seen Tony Abbott?
01:15:07He's just all is.
01:15:09I've got to admit, Kitty, we've done a great job with him, so.
01:15:12Yeah, I don't know how we did it.
01:15:14We've created a monster.
01:15:17I've got the air.
01:15:19Go.
01:15:19Oh, that's beautiful, Jesus.
01:15:29If you just get that cable and plug that in, love, because once we've plugged it in, we
01:15:33can power up these babies, and it's going to be so nice.
01:15:36One pair of khaki crocusants.
01:15:39One distressed, clever man, man.
01:15:45Look at the workmanship.
01:15:57Tiziana.
01:16:00Congratulations.
01:16:01You're still in the running to become Papalama's best hot model.
01:16:05Kim, you look so expensive.
01:16:10Yeah, tell me something I don't know, Alec.
01:16:13Chachulia.
01:16:14Chris Dupree, Father Hessel, Father Jose, I now pronounce you married.
01:16:19Go now in peace.
01:16:20Thank you, so I am.
01:16:26Ombre to ombre.
01:16:28Mano a mano.
01:16:30In the eyes of the Republic of Papaloma, I now pronounce you married.
01:16:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:16:38Oh, too fun.
01:16:41Time to go, though.
01:16:42Oh, I love this song.
01:16:44Hi, Paola.
01:16:46I never can say goodbye.
01:16:50No, no, no, I never can say goodbye.
01:16:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:17:26Is this time around you a fool?
01:17:30No more love in my mind
01:17:33Tell me why
01:17:35Tell me why
01:17:36Is it sad?
01:17:39Don't wanna let you go
01:17:42Hey, I never can say goodbye, boy
01:17:46Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:17:49I never can say goodbye
01:17:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:17:55I never can say goodbye
01:17:58I'm not gonna lie, I am so hot
01:18:01Can't wait for the sequel and the prequel
01:18:04Oh, and the rest, Kim
01:18:05You know, I'm really scared that we might have another Harry Potter on our hands
01:18:08Yeah
01:18:09Well, you know, Fountain Lakes is a bit like Hogwarts, isn't it?
01:18:12Yeah, well, you're a hog and I've got a wart
01:18:14Oh, shut up, Mum
01:18:15Actually, that wart's gone, Kim
01:18:18Gee, thank you, Wartoff, and thank you, Terry Pattinson Pharmacies
01:18:22So I guess it's goodbye to Peppa Lama
01:18:24Well, in both ways, Peppa Lama the place and Peppa Lama the affliction
01:18:27Hey, people are leaving
01:18:29Don't go, we haven't finished yet, we're still talking
01:18:31Oh, well, go and get a chop chop and come back for the next session
01:18:34Because you'll be wanting to see this film over and over and over again
01:18:37It's that good
01:18:39I can't do it with you all without
01:18:42Tell me why
01:18:44Tell me why
01:18:45Is it so
01:18:47I don't wanna let you go
01:18:49I don't wanna let you go
01:18:50I don't wanna let you go
01:18:52Hey, I never can say goodbye, boy
01:18:54Ooh, baby
01:18:56I never can say goodbye
01:18:57Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
01:19:27The only one that got your head undone
01:19:30And for a while I believed the line that you spun
01:19:35But I've been looking at you
01:19:41Looking closely at the things you do
01:19:45I didn't see it the way you wanted me to
01:19:51How's that?
01:19:55You missed a bet
01:19:56You missed a bet
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