- 6/15/2025
Full Episode Of Situationship with My Billionaire Friend
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yes, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:54But...
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:49Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh my god.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11It's here.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45I stopped doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01Never biggest client.
00:04:02Hmm.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09It's cool.
00:04:10What about your love life?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:15Oh my God.
00:04:16Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:17A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:18Cheers mate.
00:04:19How about we?
00:04:20Stop it.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22Hey.
00:04:23We're friends.
00:04:24Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:25Sex ruins everything.
00:04:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:27Huh.
00:04:28Oh my God.
00:04:29Oh my God.
00:04:30Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:31Oh my God.
00:04:32Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:33A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:34Cheers mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:36Stop it.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Hey.
00:04:39We're friends.
00:04:40Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:43Sex ruins everything.
00:04:44Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:46Huh.
00:04:47I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:48You're not your wing man.
00:04:50Okay.
00:04:51Damn it.
00:04:52Amen.
00:04:53I'll be your wing woman.
00:04:55And now you're wing man.
00:04:57Oh.
00:04:58Dude.
00:04:59I'm scared.
00:05:00I'm scared.
00:05:02I'm scared.
00:05:03I'm scared.
00:05:04I'm scared.
00:05:05Damn it.
00:05:36I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:06Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:15Friends forever.
00:06:46Oh, my God.
00:07:16Let's do that again.
00:07:46Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:07Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No.
00:08:12No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:13Bad idea.
00:08:14What?
00:08:15Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:19Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:36I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:55Okay.
00:08:56Okay.
00:08:57Sold.
00:08:58And benefits.
00:09:00Okay.
00:09:01Okay.
00:09:02Sold.
00:09:03And benefits.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:08For the fourth quarter.
00:09:09And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:10For the fourth quarter.
00:09:11And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:12For the fourth quarter.
00:09:16Hello ladies.
00:09:17Asher.
00:09:18Asher.
00:09:19Asher.
00:09:20Good boy.
00:09:21Asher.
00:09:23These coming.
00:09:25I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:26Asher.
00:09:27Good boy.
00:09:28Good boy.
00:09:29And I'll need the marketing report.
00:09:33For the fourth quarter.
00:09:34For the fourth quarter.
00:09:41Hello, ladies.
00:09:44Asher?
00:09:47You two know each other?
00:09:50Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:54He's one of my best friends.
00:09:56What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:11I've been busy since college.
00:10:12Clearly.
00:10:14Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:20Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:26Oh, what a man.
00:10:33What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:49Article 1.
00:10:50Nobody knows.
00:10:52It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:54Article 2.
00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02Article 3.
00:11:03Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article 4.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:13Article 5.
00:11:17Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:23I don't like that one.
00:11:26Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:30And finally, friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:51Let's eat.
00:11:52Let's eat.
00:11:52Let's eat.
00:12:00Let's eat.
00:12:30No, I think the wife did it.
00:12:50And I think you're insane.
00:12:51No, you do.
00:12:55Stop it.
00:13:00Will you go out with me?
00:13:03What?
00:13:04On a date.
00:13:05Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:13:08A real one.
00:13:10No.
00:13:16Why?
00:13:18I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:28Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:45Come on.
00:13:50Friends first.
00:13:51Friends first.
00:14:09So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11Okay.
00:14:11Okay.
00:14:11Okay.
00:14:12Okay.
00:14:12He asked me out.
00:14:26He asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth.
00:14:29Breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:46Um.
00:14:48Yeah, okay.
00:14:50I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a Maddie Petty ready for the big night.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:00Bye.
00:15:02Bye.
00:15:02Bye.
00:15:02Bye.
00:15:02Bye.
00:15:04Bye.
00:15:04Bye.
00:15:04Bye.
00:15:06Bye.
00:15:06Bye.
00:15:07Bye.
00:15:08Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Uh, favorite food?
00:15:13Um.
00:15:17He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Mm.
00:15:20Hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24Never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:29Cool.
00:15:30What about sports?
00:15:34Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date.
00:15:37I can't do that if I'm going to marry this man he's got to think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Marry?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:53Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:55It's me and Asher?
00:15:57I'm just, no, no, no, no, never.
00:16:02He's, we're, we're friends.
00:16:04We're best friends.
00:16:05Good.
00:16:06By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:10Oh, Mason's on third.
00:16:11It's super cute.
00:16:12Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:13Uh, siblings?
00:16:14And being an only child.
00:16:15I was an only child as well.
00:16:16Really?
00:16:17Really?
00:16:18Cool.
00:16:19Anyhow, being an only child, my parents are in the art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:23I was born in Philly.
00:16:24Shut up.
00:16:25It's my favorite city.
00:16:26Where was the school?
00:16:27Um, I...
00:16:28Um, I...
00:16:29Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:30How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day?
00:16:33That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:34I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:35How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day.
00:16:36That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:37I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:38How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day.
00:16:40That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:42I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:45I had a wonderful time.
00:16:46I really hope you can do this again.
00:16:48That?
00:16:49How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day.
00:16:52How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day?
00:16:54How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day?
00:16:55That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:00How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day?
00:17:07That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:10I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:12I hope you can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:17Good night.
00:17:20Oh my.
00:17:22Okay, thank you.
00:17:26Listen, I should really head out.
00:17:32Take care.
00:17:33Why don't you come up and I will fuck you.
00:17:38It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:42Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I've sworn off one night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one night stand?
00:17:53No, no, that's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:02So it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah.
00:18:09Yes.
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles.
00:18:21Beth?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:24We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you jealous?
00:18:32No.
00:18:33No.
00:18:38Did you, um...
00:18:40Did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:44But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:49Oh, God.
00:18:51Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth.
00:18:56You don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days at one night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait.
00:19:00Just in case she is the one.
00:19:04You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:12I'm never getting married.
00:19:13I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:19Oh.
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:25Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Give it back.
00:19:31Come on.
00:19:32It's not clean.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35Alright.
00:19:43That was rude.
00:20:03Oh.
00:20:14Leanne Lamont.
00:20:16You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:20You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:26You will only get hurt.
00:20:28He is your friend.
00:20:30Don't blow it.
00:20:31Friendship first.
00:20:34Leanne Lamont.
00:20:36You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:38You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:40True love does not exist.
00:20:42You will only get hurt.
00:20:44He is your friend.
00:20:45Don't blow it.
00:20:49Friendship first.
00:20:51Leanne Lamont.
00:21:01Hey.
00:21:02Shit!
00:21:04I am so sorry.
00:21:16My bad.
00:21:17My fault.
00:21:19Hang on.
00:21:21No doubt in that day, it is TNT.
00:21:23Shit! I'm so sorry.
00:21:26My bad, my fault. Hang on.
00:21:32You got a tissue?
00:21:37Here, let me.
00:21:39Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:42Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher.
00:21:46Eric.
00:21:48Okay. Well, see you guys later.
00:21:57Here.
00:22:02I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:04I'm Eric.
00:22:14That was fun.
00:22:16Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:22Both.
00:22:23Okay. You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:26So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:30No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:33Oh, my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous?
00:22:40We're friends with benefits, remember?
00:22:43Yeah.
00:22:45You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:48You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:53I can handle myself.
00:22:56Yeah, fine. Be that way.
00:22:57You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this...
00:23:08arrangement.
00:23:10Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:15Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Yes.
00:23:36Flowers for Mrs. Leanne Lambert.
00:23:39That's me.
00:23:40Oh, my God.
00:23:46I'm Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:56I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:24:00Is this from Eric?
00:24:02Yes.
00:24:04They're nice.
00:24:11Listen, um...
00:24:13I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:24I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh, my God.
00:24:30Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:34Friends forever.
00:24:36Friends forever.
00:24:39Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:46Sounds awesome.
00:25:03Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:06Oh, it's just...
00:25:10I'm just so happy.
00:25:13You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:18I think he could be the one.
00:25:20Oh.
00:25:22I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:24You've only just started dating.
00:25:25Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:36Yeah.
00:25:38That's us.
00:25:40You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:44He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:48I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:51Oh.
00:25:53No.
00:25:55I don't know.
00:25:56I just want him to be happy.
00:25:58By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:26:00It's so unique.
00:26:02What color is it?
00:26:04Paris pink.
00:26:06I love it.
00:26:07Anyway, gotta go. Toodles.
00:26:17Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:33She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:35Yeah, you never know.
00:26:41Give me your hand.
00:26:43I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48Okay.
00:26:50This is your lifeline.
00:26:52It's long.
00:26:54So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:56Okay.
00:26:58This is your headline for wisdom.
00:27:00Mm-hmm.
00:27:01And...
00:27:03Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:09And this is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:20You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:21Great idea.
00:27:22You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:23Great idea.
00:27:24You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:25Great idea.
00:27:26You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:27Great idea.
00:27:28You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:29Great idea.
00:27:30You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:31You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:32You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:33Great idea.
00:27:35Juno and fuk?
00:27:36You wanna go home and fuck in, Fargo is so awesome.
00:27:38You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:40You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:42You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:44Great idea.
00:27:46No way.
00:27:48All right.
00:27:51You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:52You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:53Great idea.
00:27:55I don't know.
00:28:25It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:44Do you have a key?
00:28:51One second.
00:28:55Oh, nice trick.
00:29:15Right?
00:29:16Yeah.
00:29:21Who is that?
00:29:22I have no idea.
00:29:24Hello?
00:29:25Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:29My front door.
00:29:41Nuts.
00:29:44How could you?
00:29:45Beth!
00:29:46Wait, Beth!
00:29:47Oh, fuck.
00:29:48What have I done?
00:29:49What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:50Beth, it's not what it looks like.
00:29:51Hey, what are you doing?
00:29:52I'm leaving.
00:29:53I'm getting dressed.
00:29:54I'm going.
00:29:55I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:29:56I'm sorry, okay?
00:29:57You didn't do anything.
00:29:58It was me.
00:29:59I fucked up.
00:30:00Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:11I'm leaving.
00:30:12I'm getting dressed.
00:30:13I'm going.
00:30:14I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:15I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:16You didn't do anything.
00:30:17It was me.
00:30:18I fucked up.
00:30:20You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:21It wasn't.
00:30:22It isn't.
00:30:23It doesn't matter.
00:30:23I fucked up.
00:30:24Whatever it is.
00:30:25It was.
00:30:26I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:31I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:46Friends first?
00:30:52Friends first.
00:30:56Hey, Beth.
00:31:09Go away.
00:31:15I need to talk to you.
00:31:18I'd fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:22You, on the other hand.
00:31:23I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game.
00:31:28Friends with benefits.
00:31:29But it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:38Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not.
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:46Really?
00:31:47Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:51You and me.
00:31:51Please.
00:31:53Please.
00:31:55Give me another chance.
00:31:58I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:07Leanne it's me again don't know why you're avoiding me I'm so confused friends forever remember
00:32:28Eric hi I'm sorry if it's been a while I know I've been out of touch but I would love to see you again
00:32:44if you're up for it
00:32:45asher asher it's me I haven't heard from you in like four hours what's going on are you with Leanne
00:33:00call me okay Leanne I don't know what I did to drive you away but I'll leave you alone now
00:33:19if you ever want to be friends again you know where to find me
00:33:30it's Eric leave a message hey Eric um I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other
00:33:54night and I wanted to see what you were doing later asher asher where are you why won't you
00:34:00call me back I know you're with her you lied to me okay miss you call me bye
00:34:08Beth I got your 35 messages listen I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with
00:34:22you but maybe we need to slow things down a bit I'll call you when I can
00:34:27hey hey babe slow down
00:34:57to love
00:35:04to love
00:35:04wait
00:35:07love sucks
00:35:09okay I think we've had enough
00:35:15how about we head back to my face
00:35:20fabulous
00:35:26easy
00:35:27What a good you said to me.
00:35:57Oh my god, wow, wow.
00:36:27I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:46Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:51It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:57Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:04I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:27I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:34I guess she's not the same.
00:37:37She's not the same.
00:37:38I guess she's not the same.
00:37:39I'm so happy to see her.
00:37:40Just have to tell you again.
00:38:41What the fuck, Leanne?
00:38:49How could you miss that?
00:38:51Sorry.
00:38:52I'm trying my best.
00:38:54Hey.
00:38:55Her best isn't good enough.
00:38:56He cost us the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey.
00:38:59You've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:39:06Asher.
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:14Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:36Come on.
00:39:37Come on.
00:39:37Come on.
00:39:38Come on.
00:39:39Come on.
00:39:39Come on.
00:39:39Come on.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:40Come on.
00:39:41Come on.
00:39:41Come on.
00:39:42Come on.
00:39:42Come on.
00:39:43Come on.
00:39:43Come on.
00:39:43Come on.
00:39:44Come on.
00:39:45Come on.
00:39:45Come on.
00:39:45Come on.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47Come on.
00:40:17Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:34I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:36We only just got back together.
00:40:40Beth, we were never together.
00:40:43I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:45You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:49Yes, and unfortunately, they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company, and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:05She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl, and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18She...
00:41:25She...
00:41:26She...
00:41:39Oh, my God.
00:43:09We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:20Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:24XO, XO.
00:43:27When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:35I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:38Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:41I don't know.
00:43:42I didn't send it.
00:43:43You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:49I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:53I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:56Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:58You're my lover.
00:43:59You're my best friend.
00:44:00Clearly not.
00:44:02I am not a cheater.
00:44:07I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up
00:44:11over this, then fine.
00:44:13I do.
00:44:22Okay then.
00:44:24I'm not mine.
00:44:25You're mine.
00:44:26It's too pretty clear.
00:44:27Okay.
00:44:28I'm sorry.
00:44:29But.
00:44:31It's too聞こ borhower.
00:44:33So long enough, don't do everything.
00:44:36Yes.
00:44:36Let me tell you.
00:44:37So long enough, let me back up.
00:44:39Let me push over it, open my throat.
00:44:42So long enough.
00:44:43I want to open one-to-one in my bed too, right?
00:44:45I will, I will, I will!
00:45:10Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:13Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:15Please, don't marry him. You don't love her. You're rebounding.
00:45:29I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:34A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:38They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:44Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed. I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:45:56Oh my god.
00:45:58Oh my god.
00:46:00Hello?
00:46:02Hello?
00:46:03Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:04Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:05I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy!
00:46:09Oh my god.
00:46:11Hello?
00:46:12Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:17You're gonna love the photographer. He's awesome. I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:23Sure.
00:46:24Thanks.
00:46:25Thanks.
00:46:27Thanks.
00:46:28Thanks.
00:46:29Thanks.
00:46:53Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:04You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:15Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:19Ever.
00:47:23Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:31Effective now.
00:47:33Wait, what?
00:47:36Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:41Who's this source?
00:47:47Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:51Lovers scorned, I suppose?
00:47:53No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:55You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:01But you never speak to me again.
00:48:03So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:07Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:11It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:15You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:17Nobody will touch you.
00:48:19So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:31Asha?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:34What?
00:48:35You jealous bitch.
00:48:37What are you doing?
00:48:39What are you-
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:42So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:44Honey?
00:48:46What are you talking about?
00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:50Well, job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:56Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:02Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:04Stay away from me.
00:49:06Don't contact me.
00:49:07Don't speak to me.
00:49:08Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:22Everything is fine.
00:49:24Want to make me three-piece of everything.
00:49:26I really am.
00:49:29Mom, I'm in the room.
00:49:31I really am.
00:49:34My name's mom.
00:49:36I am, my baby.
00:49:37I am, I am.
00:49:39Very badly.
00:49:42Not everyone is alone.
00:49:43I am.
00:49:46Your man am.
00:49:48Will I do it?
00:52:20Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:23I didn't write this.
00:52:29Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:29It was Beth.
00:52:39Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:41It was Beth.
00:52:42She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:49I think it's on Saturday.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:54Come on, come on.
00:52:55Sure.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:00Shit.
00:53:06He blocked me?
00:53:07Shit.
00:53:07He blocked me?
00:53:11Beth?
00:53:34Beth?
00:54:04I don't know.
00:54:34Oh my god, she's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:45Beth, you set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:53I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:54:59You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:09I'll scream.
00:55:10Nobody will hear you.
00:55:13I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:22I'm not going to ruin your wedding, I promise, Beth, okay?
00:55:29You and Asher are, you're a great couple.
00:55:34He loves you.
00:55:37Why don't I just go away?
00:55:40I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job, just please, Beth, don't hurt me.
00:55:48Okay?
00:55:49I'm sorry, Leanne, but you've got to go.
00:55:55I'm sorry, Leanne, but you've got to go.
00:56:07No!
00:56:09I can't.
00:56:12No.
00:56:15No!
00:56:16No!
00:56:20No!
00:56:23No!
00:56:27No!
00:56:29No!
00:56:30Oh, my God.
00:57:00Don't bother.
00:57:24That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:27You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:34Oh, and I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:39And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:44I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:47Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:59Toodles.
00:58:29Oh, and by the way, I'll go on our honeymoon.
00:58:36Oh, and by the way, I'll go on our honeymoon.
00:58:40Oh, and by the way.
00:58:51God!
00:59:21What?
00:59:51No, no, no, no! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
00:59:56Boo!
00:59:57Come on!
01:00:11Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in...
01:00:18Stop!
01:00:21What are you doing here? Keep going fast!
01:00:23What's going on, Beth?
01:00:24Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:27Come on, dearly beloved, we are gathered here today. Let's go finish it!
01:00:32Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she fought.
01:00:37I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:00:40I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:00:42I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:00:44I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
01:00:47My daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:58Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy. Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:08No, no, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:13Go away, you crazy bitch, from ruining everything!
01:01:24Go away, you crazy bitch, from ruining everything!
01:01:28Beth, how could you?
01:01:30I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:32Get off me!
01:01:33Get off me!
01:01:34Hey!
01:01:35No!
01:01:36No!
01:01:37No, no, no, no!
01:01:38I'm sorry!
01:01:39I'm sorry!
01:01:40I'm sorry.
01:01:41I'm sorry!
01:01:42I'm sorry!
01:01:43I'm sorry!
01:01:44I'm sorry!
01:01:45Hey!
01:01:46No!
01:01:47No!
01:01:48No, no, no, no!
01:01:49No!
01:01:50I've been out, don't you take me?
01:01:51Ask for it, don't give me your love if you have any blind!
01:01:56Oh!
01:01:57Hey.
01:01:59You okay?
01:02:01Are you okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:07Good.
01:02:09Someone grab a chair.
01:02:13Are you okay?
01:02:15Yeah, I think so.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:19Good.
01:02:21Someone grab a chair.
01:02:27Babe.
01:02:29Wake up, babe.
01:02:31Baby, wake up.
01:02:33Hey, wake up.
01:02:35Wake up, baby.
01:02:37Leanne.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:41And it's all over.
01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:49I'm more sorry.
01:02:51You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:59Sure, I love you.
01:03:01I love you, Leanne.
01:03:09Let me help you.
01:03:11Come on.
01:03:17But before I take you to the hospital,
01:03:19I have a question to ask you.
01:03:29Will you marry me?
01:03:33Yes, yes.
01:03:35Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:37I love you.
01:03:43They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:45But sometimes,
01:03:47it makes everything better.
01:03:49They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:51But sometimes,
01:03:53it makes everything better.
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