00:00Helen, I cannot believe you are house-sitting for me. I just came from the kitchen. I've never even seen anything like it. It's a disaster. I mean, it looks like a tornado hit it. And you're supposed to be house-sitting for me? You would treat somebody's kitchen like that? Somebody's house like that? I'm like outraged. I can't even believe it.
00:26I have never personally made my kitchen look like that. Ever. Well, I cooked. Obviously. Obviously you cooked a lot. And you didn't clean up one thing that you cooked. I left you leftovers, though, in the fridge. Oh, and that makes it all better. That, like, every pot and pan I own is out and dirty and encrusted with disgusting food all over the kitchen. That makes it all better. Get up.
00:56I would never treat another person's house like that. Bingo.
