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  • 6/14/2025

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00:00Shall we go back to your place?
00:03This is only our first date, so...
00:06So, what's the big deal?
00:08Come on.
00:10I will help you open the door, sorry.
00:13Hey, that hurts.
00:15What are you doing?
00:17I just wanted to show the gentleman where the front door was.
00:20To leave our house.
00:22I'll find it myself.
00:26Hey, wait!
00:29What was that all about?
00:31Don't worry, ma'am.
00:32He wasn't right for you anyway.
00:39Good evening, ma'am.
00:41Are you crazy?
00:43Some Dharma's gonna decide whether a guy is suitable for me or not.
00:47Sorry, but I could tell by just looking at the two of you.
00:52I was boiling with rage.
00:55And my search for love at Dharma had stopped me.
00:59But I wasn't going to put up with it.
01:08What's up?
01:09Hello.
01:10Can I enter my apartment?
01:12Of course, ma'am.
01:13Great.
01:15But not him.
01:18Is everything okay, Alex?
01:21Yeah, we just have a very rude door, ma'am.
01:25Oh.
01:26Just for a sec.
01:27Do you want to lose your job?
01:30Because I can make sure you do.
01:32No, ma'am.
01:33But you better not bring this guy in.
01:35And give me at least one reason why.
01:39Because he won't even call you back.
01:44Are you sure, buddy?
01:45For some reason, his words sounded very convincing.
01:50But I wanted to prove that this Dharma was wrong.
01:56You're crazy.
01:57Just in the middle.
01:58Let's go.
02:00Alex.
02:02And we really did have a magical night.
02:06But in the morning, a pleasant surprise awaited me.
02:10Chris, are you there?
02:17Was he alright?
02:22I thought you were an...
02:25You.
02:27Your morning mail, ma'am.
02:31You must be very happy that you were right.
02:35You can gloat.
02:36I'm not happy.
02:38I just knew it would happen.
02:41Damn.
02:43You're awake.
02:45I just wanted to bring you breakfast before you woke up in a bed.
02:50You're just the man of my dreams.
02:53Am I?
03:01Come here.
03:06You can go.
03:07It seems like I had finally found the one I needed.
03:12But the worst thing was that while I kissing the guy of my dreams, I couldn't help but thinking about the doorman.
03:21Where did he come from?
03:23Why was he saying all this?
03:25But he was right about one thing.
03:29Chris never called me.
03:31Chris never called me.
03:33Please record your message.
03:34It's me again.
03:36You haven't picked up the phone since we met.
03:39Maybe you've found the answer.
03:40Your message has been recorded.
03:43This can't be happening.
03:44It's me.
03:45It's me.
03:46Nobody home.
03:47Leave me alone.
03:48Leave me alone.
03:49This can't be happening.
03:50It's me.
03:51Nobody home.
03:52Leave me alone.
03:53Leave me alone.
03:54I didn't say come in.
03:55No.
04:00This can't be happening.
04:01It's me.
04:07Nobody home.
04:09Leave me alone.
04:10No.
04:22I didn't say come in.
04:25Your morning mail, ma'am.
04:33So, you didn't call back?
04:35No.
04:36Are you happy?
04:38Next time when I see someone who won't call you back, I'll warn you.
04:45I guess it's too late to look for love.
04:49Why?
04:52Because now I'm gonna to be alone for the rest of my life.
05:07You will never be alone again.
05:16How do I know?
05:20Because there will be one more heart beating inside of you.
05:26Where did she come from?
05:27Where did she come from?
05:35I couldn't understand how he always know just what I needed better than I did with just one look.
05:44In such a short space of time, he became someone who I needed the most in the world.
06:02I'm definitely going to fail this interview.
06:22Again, wet after giving birth.
06:23After giving birth.
06:35You look great.
06:41If they say no to you, they're just idiots who will tear their hair out later.
06:45Not later.
06:49He always was there.
06:51It was like...
06:53he had been with me...
06:55my whole life.
06:56I did it!
07:14I get the new job!
07:16I didn't doubt it for a second.
07:19Did you do this for my new job?
07:21How could you know that I get it?
07:24I had an inkling.
07:27He took care of my child.
07:29Supported me.
07:31He was so sure of me in a way that I had never experienced before.
07:36Maybe he is my destiny.
07:39Care.
07:41Attention.
07:43Maybe this is love.
07:44I'm sorry.
07:55I'm sorry to bother you.
07:57I think I got your mail by mistake.
07:59I'm your neighbor from downstairs.
08:01Adam.
08:03Agatha.
08:04Nice to meet you, Agatha.
08:05Did you, by any chance, get my mail?
08:10Unfortunately, no.
08:12Okay, I see.
08:14Well, if they do bring it to you, you can bring it to me.
08:19My doors are always open.
08:21Always.
08:23Well, it's not that I don't close my doors.
08:24I do close my doors.
08:26I'm a responsible neighbor.
08:28But, yeah, if you come and knock, I will always open to you.
08:33Yeah.
08:37And, uh, I can cook.
08:40Yeah.
08:42So, if you'd like, I'd be very happy.
08:45Come by and, uh, we'll have dinner together.
08:50Thank you for this offer.
08:53But, I think you'll change your mind when you, when you find out that I have a child.
09:00Even thought I don't have a husband.
09:03That's, that's, well, I mean, that's great.
09:07I'm not talking about your husband.
09:09I'm, that's great that you, that you have a child.
09:13I love children.
09:14I mean, who doesn't?
09:15So, uh, the offer is still on the table.
09:21And, and I literally won't close my doors this evening.
09:25So, come by any, any time.
09:31Oh, your mail.
09:33I forgot, I saw you and I forgot your mail.
09:41It was nice to meet you.
09:43My time.
09:44My time.
09:45You should go and have dinner with him.
09:47What?
09:48You should go and have dinner with him.
09:49What?
09:50Why?
09:51Why did you punish me into his arms?
09:53You should go and have dinner with him.
10:14Why...
10:15Why did you punish me into his arms?
10:17He suits you perfectly.
10:26But you help me so much.
10:28You take care of my child.
10:31You're so good.
10:32Maybe I should be with you.
10:35I don't like you.
10:38I'm in love with you.
10:40More than you can imagine.
10:43But it's not about how I looked at you.
10:46It's about how you looked at others.
10:49I never looked at your man.
10:51I looked at you.
10:53It was from your look that I understood that those boys were not right for you.
10:59But now, when you looked at the new neighbor...
11:02Something seemed to be light in your eyes.
11:10Yes, I will always love you.
11:13But the most important thing in love is reciprocity.
11:18As for me, I will be happy to know that a girl I love has finally found her true love.
11:27Goodbye, Agatha.
11:35Goodbye, Agatha.
11:50He was red again.
11:51I finally got the feeling that I had been looking for for so long.
11:58But on that same day, my caring darman disappeared.
12:03Like Cupid.
12:05He flew away as soon as he had completed his mission.
12:09But in my memory, he will remain forever.
12:13Hey, you!
12:17Where's my wallet?
12:27Pick up!
12:28I have nothing!
12:29You'll tell it to the police.
12:30You're going with me.
12:33Hey, dude!
12:34I already got her.
12:36You got her?
12:40Yes.
12:41I paid her for the night.
12:43I'm a client.
12:45I should have turned around and left.
12:48But something compelled me to protect her.
12:52I don't care.
12:54She's not going anywhere with you.
12:58Okay.
13:00But you, you won't take her either.
13:03Okay, come on.
13:07Pick up!
13:09Come on.
13:11Or I'll tell the cops and you grow old in prison.
13:18Prison.
13:19Stop.
13:20Help!
13:21Somebody help!
13:23No.
13:24You're going to regret this.
13:26Trash.
13:33How was your meal?
13:42Lady?
13:43Lady?
13:43Lady, what's wrong?
13:49Peanut!
13:51She's allergic to peanuts!
13:53There are no peanuts in my menu.
13:56She's suffocating.
13:59I'll save you.
14:01Are you going to kill her?
14:06I'll intubate.
14:07She'll be able to breathe.
14:12No need?
14:14I'm fine.
14:20You think you can fool Henry Jones in his own restaurant?
14:23I'm sorry.
14:26I'm so, so sorry.
14:28No, no, no, no, no, baby.
14:30I'm sorry isn't enough.
14:32You'll pay for everything.
14:35Okay.
14:37Okay, fine.
14:40God, I'll fight my enemy!
14:42Not so fast, princess.
14:44You're going to work for every bite you had.
14:54She seemed to be my captive.
14:56In fact, it was I who fell into her trap.
14:59My name is Henry, and this is my love story.
15:02Do you enjoy seeing my tears?
15:13As a matter of fact, I do.
15:15Don't be such a baby.
15:16It's just a reaction to the onions.
15:17And you are damned to slice and thinner.
15:24I can't anymore.
15:26I need some fresh air.
15:30Henry Jones isn't falling for it.
15:33Keep jumping.
15:35No!
15:36Dennis, are you for real?
15:37What is wrong with you?
15:39Help!
15:41Anybody!
15:41Anybody!
15:42Okay, stay here.
15:44I'll get some water.
15:47Hey!
15:57Take that, Henry Jones.
16:01This scammer really pissed me off.
16:03No matter how I tried to find her, it was no use.
16:13Hey.
16:15It's alright.
16:16You're in your kitchen.
16:17Why do I get in trouble every time I meet you?
16:23Go to hell, Henry Jones.
16:26I dragged you here to them blocks.
16:28Wait.
16:39Sit over there.
16:40What else do you want from me?
16:48To feed you.
16:51I made it this morning.
16:54I don't need your...
16:56No one had ever eaten my food with such an appetite.
17:14No one had been so happy with one of my meals.
17:17It seems that all of my life, I have been learning to cook just for her.
17:24Do you have a place to live?
17:26No.
17:28Okay.
17:29From this day on, you will live here and you will help me in my kitchen.
17:33I don't need your help.
17:34I don't need your help.
17:36No one says no in my kitchen.
17:38All I want to hear is yes, chef.
17:43Got it?
17:49Yes, chef.
17:50Well done.
17:58Every day I taught her to understand tastes, smells and sensations.
18:04She absorbed it all greedily.
18:05I couldn't stop talking to her.
18:12As every second passed, I fell more in love with her.
18:18Okay, guys.
18:18Let's go, let's go, let's go.
18:20Bad Borghino ready?
18:21Yes, chef.
18:22Two escalopes?
18:23Yes, chef.
18:27Will you go on a date with me?
18:29Yes, chef.
18:32Wait, what?
18:34Too late.
18:34You agreed?
18:35Yes, chef.
18:39A table invited you to visit them to thank you for the meal.
18:42Be right there.
18:54Is everything okay, sir?
18:55Mm-mm-mm.
18:57This is the best food I ever had.
19:02Oh, Bob, what?
19:04Any complaints about the dish, sir?
19:15Yes.
19:15Why is it a $50 hooker making me a $250 dinner, huh?
19:22Shut up.
19:23What is this?
19:24What is this?
19:24This is an elite restaurant or what?
19:26What next?
19:27A homeless people making a dessert?
19:29What?
19:30Whoa.
19:31I'm sorry, mister.
19:31Be careful.
19:32This dish can make you sick.
19:34Get out of my restaurant.
19:40No one will ever come here anymore.
19:44Emily.
19:44Emily.
19:44Emily.
19:45Emily.
19:45Emily.
19:46Where are you going?
19:52Emily
19:57Emily
20:02Where are you going?
20:06I'll never get rid of you, Sigma
20:08I'll always be a streetwalker forever
20:11I don't care what they think
20:13I'm not letting you go
20:15Henry
20:15Please
20:17I used to live in a worthless life
20:22But I'll never forgive myself
20:24If I wounded your career
20:25Your reputation
20:26And your life
20:29Please let it go
20:33She was right
20:35I had to let her go
20:37For the sake of my restaurant and its customers
20:40But at that moment
20:43I didn't care about any of that
20:46So you come back where you belong
20:49You owe me your money, come here
20:52Didn't I tell you to stop?
20:57Dude, didn't I tell you
20:59This was for my nose
21:01And this is for my bride
21:04Right?
21:10Yes
21:11If someone insults you, I have the right to kick his ass
21:14Of course
21:17If you're up for it
21:19But
21:20No, no, no, no, no, no
21:21How do you answer?
21:26Of course you have an answer
21:27Yes, chef
21:33Emily made me realize that true love is not about laws or social status
21:40It suddenly burns the interior of life
21:43Steals your wallet
21:44And then your heart
21:46No more and not
21:54Thank you
21:55If you're up for it
21:57I'm back
21:57I'm back
21:57I'm back
21:58You

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