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00:00:00Tell me what you see.
00:00:25Is this better?
00:00:27Or this?
00:00:28Number one or number two?
00:00:32Number two.
00:00:34Good.
00:00:36Read the bottom line for me.
00:00:38N-V-T-S-L-Q.
00:00:42Excellent.
00:00:44Now the right eye.
00:00:47Can you read that?
00:00:49Nope.
00:00:51Anything?
00:00:52Nope.
00:00:54How about this?
00:00:57Is that a...
00:01:01K?
00:01:03And here?
00:01:07T?
00:01:11And this one?
00:01:15F.
00:01:23You have amblyopia.
00:01:25Yeah.
00:01:26You didn't indicate it on your medical history form.
00:01:29Well, I didn't want to brag.
00:01:31When did you first notice a problem?
00:01:34When I was five, my grandmother noticed my right eye was drifting.
00:01:37I'm sorry.
00:01:38I mean the more recent problem.
00:01:40Oh.
00:01:41About a couple weeks ago.
00:01:43I was working on my laptop and everything went soft.
00:01:46Was it up close or distance to?
00:01:49Dean?
00:01:50Oh, I'm sorry.
00:01:52When everything went soft.
00:01:53Was it distance or up close or both?
00:01:56Uh, both.
00:01:58Okay.
00:01:59The good news is your right eye, the amblyopic one, hasn't changed.
00:02:04You have some vision there.
00:02:05But there has been a change in your good eye.
00:02:07Do you sit in front of a computer all day?
00:02:08Wow.
00:02:09You make it sound so exciting.
00:02:11What do you do?
00:02:12I'm a graphic designer.
00:02:15Is it serious?
00:02:16Should I be worried?
00:02:17No.
00:02:18But I do think it's time for you to move to progressivism.
00:02:19What do you do?
00:02:20You do have a sense of image.
00:02:21What do you do?
00:02:22Okay.
00:02:23For somebody?
00:02:24It's not an agreement.
00:02:25So, it's a very big difference.
00:02:26Okay.
00:02:27I'm not buying a computer computer.
00:02:29I'm not buying that computer.
00:02:30I'm not buying that computer.
00:02:31I'm not buying anything to do.
00:02:32I'm not buying a computer computer.
00:02:33But I'm buying it.
00:02:35So, I'm buying that computer.
00:02:36So, what do you do?
00:02:37move to progressive lenses.
00:02:40You mean bifocals?
00:02:43More like trifocals.
00:02:44But don't worry.
00:02:45It's perfectly normal for people to experience
00:02:47a dramatic change in vision around middle age.
00:02:58Are they horrible?
00:02:59They're awesome.
00:03:01You think?
00:03:01Yeah.
00:03:02They don't make me look like I'm trying too hard?
00:03:04Please, you live in Silver Lake.
00:03:06I don't get it.
00:03:07The top part is distance, the bottom's close up,
00:03:09but the middle is this weird limbo place
00:03:12where nothing is in focus.
00:03:14You gotta point your nose.
00:03:15What?
00:03:15Turn around.
00:03:16My doctor said you have to point your nose
00:03:18at the thing you're trying to see.
00:03:20Point my nose?
00:03:21Yeah, try it.
00:03:23Towards the thing.
00:03:24You're looking up.
00:03:26Towards the thing.
00:03:27No, I am.
00:03:28OK, now you're looking down.
00:03:29I'm looking.
00:03:32OK, it's all right.
00:03:33You're going to get used to it.
00:03:35I think I'm going blind.
00:03:36Well, we both know what caused that, I think.
00:03:39Yeah, well, you ain't kidding.
00:03:41Anyway, I don't want to throw the baby on the fire,
00:03:45or whatever the expression is.
00:03:47I don't know.
00:03:48Anyway, Pearson called.
00:03:49And?
00:03:50Remember when he wanted graphic, minimalist, simple?
00:03:54Yeah, what we gave them.
00:03:55Uh, he doesn't want that anymore.
00:03:59What does he want?
00:04:00You're not going to love it.
00:04:02Not three heads in the sky.
00:04:04It is not three heads in the sky.
00:04:06It is not.
00:04:07Oh, thank god.
00:04:08Is it two heads in the sky?
00:04:10Mel, we did two heads in the sky like six versions ago.
00:04:14No, we did three heads in the sky.
00:04:17Oh, Jesus.
00:04:18And now they want two?
00:04:19Heads.
00:04:20In the sky?
00:04:21Floating over a generic landscape that's probably not even in the movie, I know.
00:04:26Oh, fuck me.
00:04:27Well, tried that in college.
00:04:29It was not very satisfying for either of us.
00:04:32Mel, why do they make us go through so many rounds if they just want something safe?
00:04:39I don't know, sweetheart, but they do, and they're a good client, and they keep our lights
00:04:44on, and what should I tell him?
00:04:50Tell him that the other design was better.
00:04:54Tell him that nobody goes to see a movie because of the one sheet.
00:04:57Ever.
00:04:58In fact, you can tell him that in the list of reasons that people go see movies, the
00:05:03one sheet is at the very bottom.
00:05:04So why not do something good for once?
00:05:07Something that will outlive his shitty movie.
00:05:10What is up?
00:05:14What?
00:05:15He's just been around here for the last two weeks in this weird, funky state.
00:05:23Talk to me.
00:05:24Yeah, no, I know, I know, I just, I gotta, um, I just think I need to take a couple days
00:05:43off.
00:05:44Oh, yeah.
00:05:45I think I'm gonna drive out to the desert tonight.
00:05:47That's a great idea.
00:05:48Let's go for the whole weekend.
00:05:49We'll swim, we'll make cocktails, it'll be great.
00:05:52Oh, no, yeah, I, I meant by myself.
00:05:55No, you know, just to clear my head.
00:05:57Oh.
00:05:58Sorry.
00:05:59It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
00:06:00I know when I'm not wanted.
00:06:01That's great.
00:06:02No problem.
00:06:03Anyway, I do need you to finish these revisions before you bolt, please.
00:06:07Okay.
00:06:08Okay.
00:06:09I'll do it at home tonight.
00:06:10Excellent.
00:06:11And what happened to the third head, anyway?
00:06:14I don't know.
00:06:15The other heads have better agents.
00:06:18Point your nose.
00:06:19We'll be at home tonight.
00:06:43Yes.
00:06:44Yes.
00:06:45Yes.
00:06:47Yes!
00:06:49Oh
00:07:19...
00:07:24...
00:07:27...
00:07:35...
00:07:43...
00:07:45...
00:07:47It's just a little more delicious.
00:07:50It's delicious.
00:07:52I am so delicious.
00:07:55It's delicious.
00:07:57I like a dish and I'm so delicious.
00:08:02I like it.
00:08:05I like it.
00:08:07I love the dish.
00:08:09I like it.
00:08:11I like it.
00:08:13I like it.
00:08:16Dear Dean, I hope you're the Dean I'm looking for.
00:08:30If you are, and you remember me,
00:08:32you're probably wondering why I'm writing after all these years.
00:08:37Truth is, I'm wondering the same thing.
00:08:40All I know is, this morning I woke up listening to National Public Radio,
00:08:44like I do every morning, and as I was lying there in bed,
00:08:49I thought to myself, why do I even listen to NPR?
00:08:52And that's what I remembered.
00:08:55You.
00:08:56You turned me on to National Public Radio.
00:08:59Fifteen years ago, summer, New York City.
00:09:03You turned me on to a lot of things that summer.
00:09:07So I woke up thinking about you, and wondering how you are, and where you are,
00:09:12and a quick internet search led me to your website.
00:09:16You seem to be doing very well for yourself.
00:09:19Though I was surprised to find you in Los Angeles.
00:09:22I remember how much you love New York City.
00:09:26Anyway, I hope you're well.
00:09:29I'd love to hear from you.
00:09:31Yours, Alex Gaffina.
00:09:33I don't know.
00:10:03What a nice surprise.
00:10:09Of course I remember you.
00:10:11I'm flattered to be associated with National Public Radio,
00:10:14though since moving to L.A. I hardly ever listen anymore.
00:10:18I miss New York sometimes, but the truth is I love L.A.
00:10:23Try not to judge me too much.
00:10:25What can I say?
00:10:26It's nice to wake up and pick lemons from a tree in my own backyard.
00:10:31Tell me about your life.
00:10:34Dean.
00:10:54No judgments here.
00:10:57I used to believe if I could find the perfect city, all my problems would disappear.
00:11:01But I've since learned you take your problems with you.
00:11:05Currently, they're all in New Orleans.
00:11:07I've been here for about six months.
00:11:10I feel like I've been chasing my bliss for the last 15 years.
00:11:14I've never found it in a job or a relationship.
00:11:17Maybe it's in Los Angeles.
00:11:19I don't know if your bliss can be found in Los Angeles,
00:11:37but I have a little house in the desert near Joshua Tree
00:11:40that's as close as I've ever come to finding mine.
00:11:44It's small and quiet and has great views.
00:11:49Every time I'm there,
00:11:50I feel like I press this big internal reset button.
00:11:56Have you ever seen the Mojave?
00:11:58It's spectacular.
00:11:59I've been to the Gobi in East Asia
00:12:09and the Patagonian in South America,
00:12:11but I've never laid eyes on the Mojave.
00:12:13I'd love to see it.
00:12:16Now any good tour guides?
00:12:43You got all these memories right?
00:12:46I don't know.
00:12:47I can't find some peace.
00:12:49I know why I felt like my journey,
00:12:50but I just went to the Mojave.
00:12:51I said to Mojave,
00:12:52I went to the Mojave.
00:12:53I said to Mojave,
00:12:54once my algunos went until the Mojave
00:12:56the door일ãy.
00:12:57There's a focus on the Mojave.
00:13:01They could be an isolate on the Mojave,
00:13:04of all of them.
00:13:07You're back in the Mojave.
00:13:09Oh, my God.
00:13:39I was suspicious.
00:14:09I was suspicious.
00:14:39But the truth, and now the one that got away came back today.
00:14:51I was suspicious.
00:15:21I was suspicious.
00:15:51I was suspicious.
00:16:21I was suspicious.
00:16:23I was suspicious.
00:16:27I can't believe this.
00:16:37I can't believe this.
00:16:41I can't believe this.
00:16:51I can't believe this.
00:17:01I can't believe this.
00:17:11I can't believe this.
00:17:23I can't believe this.
00:17:33I can't believe this.
00:17:35You made it.
00:17:36You made it.
00:17:37Yeah.
00:17:38I was worried.
00:17:41I left you a message.
00:17:43Yeah, there's no reception out here.
00:17:45Hey.
00:17:55Hi.
00:17:57You look great.
00:17:59You too.
00:18:09Wow.
00:18:11I'm sorry.
00:18:21I'm sorry.
00:18:23I'm sorry.
00:18:25I'm sorry.
00:18:35I'm sorry.
00:18:37I'm sorry.
00:18:39I'm sorry.
00:18:41I'm sorry.
00:18:43I'm sorry.
00:18:45I'm sorry.
00:18:47I'm sorry.
00:18:49I'm sorry.
00:18:51I'm sorry.
00:18:53I'm sorry.
00:18:55How long have you been here?
00:19:19Hmm.
00:19:20Mm-hmm
00:19:25Three hours, Jesus
00:19:30It's easy to lose track out here. Yeah, no kidding
00:19:36I didn't plan for this to happen
00:19:39For what?
00:19:42This
00:19:43Never crossed your mind. It crossed my mind. You?
00:19:48Definitely
00:19:50Mm-hmm. I almost had to rub one out on the plane. Have you ever done that on a plane? Mm-hmm, sir
00:19:59I can't imagine
00:20:02I just think that the plane's gonna crash and they're gonna find my body in the wreckage with my dick in my hand and my pants around my ankles
00:20:10And what would my family say?
00:20:13He died as he lived
00:20:15So that's what you think of me?
00:20:17Totally
00:20:19I'm just a horndog?
00:20:21You are the most sexual person I ever dated
00:20:25Whoa
00:20:27By far
00:20:29What does it even mean most sexual?
00:20:31As I recall
00:20:33A disproportionate amount of our time was spent naked in your bed
00:20:36No, that's because I didn't have an EAC in that apartment
00:20:39Oh, gosh, man. I'm sorry. No, it had nothing to do with your raging libido
00:20:43I can't fight
00:20:45I am a total whore, dog
00:20:47Yeah
00:20:49I've been thinking about having sex with you since I got your email
00:20:53See?
00:20:55I got hard reading your email
00:20:57I got hard anticipating your next email
00:21:00Well, I rest my case
00:21:03I had to beat off last night hoping to prevent this from happening
00:21:07Okay
00:21:09Any regrets?
00:21:13No
00:21:15You?
00:21:17Not yet
00:21:19Wait
00:21:21Why
00:21:25Why
00:21:27Why would you try to prevent this from happening?
00:21:29This is fun
00:21:31Have you really done that on a plane?
00:21:33Don't judge me
00:21:35I mean, come on
00:21:37Whatever happened to delayed gratification, guy?
00:21:39Well, you apparently have never flown to Australia before
00:21:43Actually, I have
00:21:45Really?
00:21:47Hey, why'd you go to Australia?
00:21:49Vacation
00:21:51Thank you
00:21:57I'm thirsty
00:21:59You want some water?
00:22:01Yes, please
00:22:09Did you fly to Melbourne?
00:22:11Ugh, I love Melbourne
00:22:15Did you see the Twelve Apostles?
00:22:17Um, yeah
00:22:19You know, I was thinking maybe tomorrow
00:22:21We can go into town
00:22:23Maybe take a hike or something
00:22:25I want to show you some of the sights
00:22:27That sounds fun
00:22:33Oh, fancy
00:22:35What, the lemons?
00:22:36The lemons
00:22:37The sheets
00:22:39This house?
00:22:41Palm Springs is fancy
00:22:42Joshua trees
00:22:43For the regular people
00:22:44Yeah, I don't think regular people have second homes
00:22:47Especially ones with pools
00:22:49It's an investment property
00:22:51Who are you?
00:22:52What?
00:22:53What'd you do with my little Marxist punk I picked up fifteen years ago at a dive bar?
00:22:57Okay, there are two things wrong with that statement
00:22:59First of all, I was never a Marxist
00:23:01Oh, whatever
00:23:02I was a democratic socialist
00:23:04Okay, and more importantly, I picked you up
00:23:07Oh, no
00:23:09Absolutely
00:23:10Okay, you are crazy
00:23:12You are crazy
00:23:13And I can prove it
00:23:14You're gonna need to
00:23:15Where's my bag?
00:23:17Oh, my God
00:23:19Oh, Jesus
00:23:24Oh, God
00:23:25It's freezing
00:23:28Okay
00:23:29Little bar
00:23:30Seventh Street and Second Avenue
00:23:32Tile bar
00:23:33Yeah, that's not what it was called, but sure
00:23:35We all called it tile bar
00:23:36Well, it was my graduation night
00:23:38I was sitting on one end of the bar
00:23:40You were on the other
00:23:48What's this?
00:23:50Proof
00:23:57Kept it
00:23:58Oh
00:23:59The bartender brought it over to me
00:24:01Then
00:24:02I went
00:24:03And sat down next to you
00:24:05So I did the picking up
00:24:09Well, I think the person who did the drawing
00:24:10Is the one who did the picking
00:24:11Up
00:24:12And that was me
00:24:13No, that was the one who did the drawing
00:24:15The one who actually had the balls to get up off his ass
00:24:18Cross the bar
00:24:19Sit down next to you
00:24:20And speak
00:24:21Did the picking up
00:24:27Well, I'm stunned
00:24:28I can't believe you kept it
00:24:32Well
00:24:35It was a nice summer
00:24:39Can I keep it?
00:24:41No way
00:24:42Come on
00:24:44You've had it all these years
00:24:45It's my turn
00:24:47Fine
00:24:50Considered on loan
00:24:53You hungry?
00:24:54Starved
00:24:55Starved
00:24:56I'm gonna make a salad
00:24:58Well, I'm gonna take a shower
00:25:00How do you feel about onions?
00:25:01I'm not scared
00:25:04Oh
00:25:06Don't worry about you smoking
00:25:07I don't smoke
00:25:08Well, not tobacco anyway
00:25:09Who's your these?
00:25:13Oh
00:25:14Someone must have left those here
00:25:16Oh
00:25:17I love smoking
00:25:18I love smoking
00:25:19Well, help yourself
00:25:20Just
00:25:21Do it outside
00:25:23I quit
00:25:25I don't remember you smoking either
00:25:28It was after us
00:25:39You know, most of my clients want something safe
00:25:41They want something traditional
00:25:42Two heads in the sky
00:25:43Something like that
00:25:44Wait, what's two heads in the sky?
00:25:47Well, you know, you've seen it before
00:25:49Big faces of the movie stars over a landscape
00:25:53It's just so boring
00:25:55Okay, but aren't those movies usually boring?
00:25:57Yes, but the poster doesn't have to be
00:26:00Oh
00:26:01I tell my clients, if we can distill the movie down to its essence
00:26:05And tell the story in a single image
00:26:08Then people actually have to engage with the poster
00:26:10They have to interact with it
00:26:11And hey, maybe it'll make them want to go see the movie more, you know?
00:26:15Well, what does the client say?
00:26:17They say, great, now let's put two heads in the sky
00:26:20Which I do because I'm a tool
00:26:22I know I shouldn't care about this, it's just a stupid poster
00:26:25But you know, still, it's
00:26:27No, that's great
00:26:28That is the guy that I remember
00:26:30What, crazy?
00:26:32No
00:26:34Passionate
00:26:35Do you remember our first actual date?
00:26:38You took me to see this awful movie downtown
00:26:42Awful?
00:26:43Yeah, I was at some artsy theater on Houston about this young boy who falls in love with an old lady
00:26:50You don't mean Harold and Maude?
00:26:51Yes
00:26:53Oh my God, that film
00:26:55I just remember thinking to myself
00:26:56Why is this guy taking me to see this?
00:26:59Okay, stop talking please
00:27:00No, I mean, it was just, it was so sad
00:27:03And weird and pretentious
00:27:05I am holding a knife here
00:27:07And then the Cat Stevens music
00:27:09Seriously? Stop
00:27:11Harold and Maude is my favorite movie of all time
00:27:13Are you kidding?
00:27:18You better be kidding
00:27:20Are you kidding?
00:27:21Yeah, no, I'm kidding
00:27:24I mean, you don't really feel that way about that movie, do you?
00:27:27No
00:27:29But I did not understand that movie for the life of me
00:27:32Well, that night you told me you loved it
00:27:33I lied
00:27:34Why?
00:27:35Because I wanted to impress you
00:27:37Which is why I went back the next week and I saw it again
00:27:41You did not
00:27:42I did
00:27:43I wanted to figure out why you liked it so much
00:27:46Thought it was gonna
00:27:48Help me understand you better
00:27:53Okay, you can stay
00:27:59You know that interesting thing about Harold and Maude?
00:28:03It's always different
00:28:05You know, when I was in my twenties
00:28:07I really identified with Harold
00:28:08All this angst and depression and self-involving
00:28:12And now as I've gotten older
00:28:15I kind of feel a little bit more like Maude
00:28:19Isn't that crazy how a movie changes?
00:28:22Hmm
00:28:24Actually, the movie stays the same
00:28:28True
00:28:30I guess we're the ones who change
00:28:33We don't actually change that much, do we?
00:28:34Well, I mean you have
00:28:36You definitely have
00:28:38So how have I changed?
00:28:40I guess I always imagined you
00:28:42In your paint spattered boots
00:28:44With your palette and your brushes standing behind an easel
00:28:46I just never imagined you, uh...
00:28:47What?
00:28:48I always thought that you were gonna be an artist
00:28:51Uh, I am an artist
00:28:52You're a graphic designer
00:28:54A graphic designer is an artist, just one who can pay the bills
00:28:56Okay, no, no, that's not what I mean
00:28:57I like my work
00:28:58That's good
00:28:59Or I did until about a minute ago
00:29:00Okay, you were the one who was just complaining about the two of us
00:29:01I was just standing behind an easel
00:29:03I just never imagined you, uh...
00:29:05What?
00:29:07I always thought that you were gonna be an artist
00:29:11Uh, I am an artist
00:29:14You're a graphic designer
00:29:15A graphic designer is an artist, just one who can pay the bills
00:29:20Okay, no, no, that's not what I mean
00:29:22I like my work
00:29:23That's good
00:29:24Or I did until about a minute ago
00:29:26Okay, you were the one who was just complaining about the two heads in the sky
00:29:30That's all I'm saying
00:29:31Yeah, well it beats living in a studio apartment with a bathtub in the kitchen
00:29:34But I like that apartment
00:29:36Yeah, well, you didn't have to live in it
00:29:38Okay, I didn't mean to...
00:29:42The most important thing is that you're happy
00:29:45So...
00:29:55Why New Orleans?
00:29:57Did you go there for work, or?
00:29:59Oh, no, I'm not really working right now
00:30:03Wow, must be nice
00:30:05It's actually amazing
00:30:08How'd you manage that?
00:30:10I have money
00:30:11Must be a lot
00:30:13It's enough
00:30:15I always imagined you in a suit and tie, working in some high-rise somewhere
00:30:31Oh yeah, no, I did that
00:30:33Until all I could think about was jumping
00:30:36Okay, well
00:30:38What I want to know
00:30:40Is...
00:30:41Why you were so hard to find
00:30:43What does that mean?
00:30:45On the internet
00:30:47See, I don't know which is more strange
00:30:48The fact that I'm not on the internet
00:30:50Or the fact that everybody is so freaked out that I'm not
00:30:52Oh no, I'm not freaked out
00:30:54I'm just...
00:30:56Curious how it's possible
00:30:59Well...
00:31:01I blame you
00:31:02Me?
00:31:03Yeah, you were always going off on these little Marxist rants
00:31:05Democratic Socialist
00:31:07Whatever the f*** you were
00:31:09This freakish paranoia, marching in the streets about the government spying on people
00:31:13That is not why we were marching
00:31:16This vast right-wing conspiracy
00:31:18That is true, it exists
00:31:20Well, you are the reason for my faint cyber footprint
00:31:24It's not faint
00:31:26It's invisible
00:31:28I mean, you are nowhere
00:31:30No photos, no job history
00:31:33I mean, you're not even on LinkedIn, which no one wants to be on anyway, but somehow everyone ends up there
00:31:38Aren't you impressed?
00:31:39So you looked for me, too?
00:31:48I probably Googled your name and Campbell, Ohio about a thousand times
00:32:02What, Campbell?
00:32:03That's where you're from, right?
00:32:04Yeah, I just can't believe that you remember that
00:32:10I looked in New York and every other major city
00:32:14I thought maybe if I contacted your family, they'd tell me where you were
00:32:18Well, that's sweet
00:32:19Also useless
00:32:21Seeing as how my family would never have given any personal information unless you asked in Greek
00:32:27Well, it's not sweet
00:32:30You disappeared
00:32:31I did not disappear
00:32:34I did not disappear
00:32:36From my perspective, you did
00:32:40No call, no note, nothing
00:32:45Yeah
00:32:46Do you have any idea how long I searched for you, Alex?
00:32:51I called the police
00:32:53I called hospitals
00:32:54Whoa, whoa, whoa
00:32:55What?
00:32:56I called the morgue, Alex
00:33:03Well, I had no idea
00:33:07Fifteen years
00:33:11It's a long time
00:33:14Why does it feel like it just happened yesterday?
00:33:16I got to piss
00:33:20I got to piss
00:33:28Fuck
00:33:46I got to piss
00:33:49I had to piss
00:33:51I got to piss
00:33:57She's a question
00:33:59for an Sungai
00:34:09She said she's woman
00:34:11She always had
00:34:13It's good.
00:34:43I got a card when I moved to L.A., told the doctor I had panic attacks.
00:34:52The minute I said 9-11, he was writing a prescription.
00:34:56Nice.
00:34:58It wasn't an excuse.
00:35:01A couple of weeks after the attacks, I was at work having lunch in the break room
00:35:07and reading this magazine about all the people that were in the planes that went into the towers.
00:35:11And there were these two guys who were coming back from Russia or something
00:35:16with a baby that they had just adopted.
00:35:18And I walked into my office, I shut the door and I stood against the wall
00:35:24and I just started sobbing.
00:35:27I couldn't move.
00:35:30I knew that I had to call somebody to ask for help, but I literally couldn't walk across the room to pick up the phone on my desk.
00:35:40I was paralyzed.
00:35:42What did you do?
00:35:49I eventually figured out how to walk.
00:35:52I picked up the phone on my desk and I called my best friend.
00:35:57But I remember thinking, Alex could have been in those towers.
00:36:04I read all the lists and I didn't see your name, so I just assumed that you were okay.
00:36:09I'm really sorry.
00:36:14Hey, I got prescription weed out of it.
00:36:17No, I mean about disappearing.
00:36:20Yeah, why did you?
00:36:23Well, I hated New York.
00:36:26I didn't know that.
00:36:27That's funny because I talked about it all the time.
00:36:33I don't remember that.
00:36:35That's because you loved it.
00:36:40I did.
00:36:41What is that?
00:36:51Coyotes.
00:36:56They're signaling that the pack is all together again and everyone's safe.
00:37:01It's so mournful.
00:37:03Do you know that coyotes only mate once a year?
00:37:06I don't know why do they sound so sad.
00:37:10You ever see one up close?
00:37:12Coyotes?
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:14They're all over L.A.
00:37:16The drought forced them out of the hills.
00:37:18Now they just walk around like they own the town.
00:37:21Looking for water.
00:37:23Water's important.
00:37:25Mm-hmm.
00:37:30You like water?
00:37:32That's for disappearing.
00:37:42Shit.
00:37:43Oh shit.
00:37:45I had no idea.
00:37:47I swear.
00:37:48I am so sorry.
00:37:50Just take care.
00:37:51Get me out of here.
00:37:52It's cold.
00:37:53No!
00:37:54No!
00:37:55No!
00:37:56No!
00:37:57Oh!
00:37:58Asshole!
00:37:59You!
00:38:00Now we are even.
00:38:02Oh my God!
00:38:03It is so cold in here.
00:38:05Oh, I hate you so much.
00:38:07Mmm.
00:38:08Salty.
00:38:09Mmm.
00:38:10It's a salt water pool.
00:38:14Wait, why salt water?
00:38:16You don't need chlorine if you use salt water.
00:38:19You're such a hippie.
00:38:22Next time, please spring for a heated pool.
00:38:29We can't afford a heated pool.
00:38:31You don't need chlorine if you use salt water.
00:38:34Oh my God.
00:38:35You're such a hippie.
00:38:37Hmm.
00:38:38Next time, please spring for a heated pool.
00:38:42We can't afford a heated pool.
00:38:45I can't afford it here to pull.
00:38:47I heard it.
00:38:48My what?
00:38:50You know how much it costs to here to pull?
00:38:52No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:54Wait, who's we?
00:38:57What?
00:38:59You just...
00:39:01You just said,
00:39:03we can't afford it. Who's we?
00:39:05No, I didn't.
00:39:07Yeah, you did. Who's we?
00:39:15Dean?
00:39:21Who the is we?
00:39:27We is me.
00:39:31And Brian.
00:39:35Alright.
00:39:37Who's Brian?
00:39:39My husband.
00:39:43So you're married?
00:39:44Yes.
00:39:48Does he know that you're here?
00:39:50Yes.
00:39:51Does he know that I'm here?
00:39:53No.
00:39:54Okay.
00:39:56So you guys have some sort of understanding?
00:40:00Not exactly.
00:40:02So you're cheating?
00:40:04No.
00:40:06No, I mean, Brian and I,
00:40:08we're not together.
00:40:11You guys are separated?
00:40:12Yeah.
00:40:13I mean, he's in Australia.
00:40:14I'm here.
00:40:15Yeah.
00:40:16No, I don't mean geographically.
00:40:19It's complicated.
00:40:21Okay.
00:40:22I'm about to make things a lot less complicated.
00:40:26Alex.
00:40:28Alex, I can explain.
00:40:29Give it your best shot.
00:40:30I was gonna tell you.
00:40:31When?
00:40:32As soon as we started emailing.
00:40:33But...
00:40:35But what?
00:40:37I wanted to, but you didn't ask.
00:40:40That's your excuse?
00:40:41I didn't ask if you were married?
00:40:42Well, you didn't.
00:40:44Yeah, and I didn't ask you either.
00:40:45I mean, for all I know, you could be married too.
00:40:48Well, I'm not.
00:40:49Okay.
00:40:50Well, now I know.
00:40:51Look, can we just stop and talk about this?
00:40:52Talk about what?
00:40:53This.
00:40:54Us.
00:40:55Yeah, there is no us.
00:40:56There's me and there's you and then there's you and then there's you and, um,
00:40:58what's his name?
00:40:59Brian.
00:41:00Brian.
00:41:01Alex.
00:41:02So, I'm on.
00:41:03I'm on.
00:41:04Alex.
00:41:05Alex!
00:41:06Alex!
00:41:07Hey!
00:41:08Hey!
00:41:09I didn't ask you either.
00:41:10I mean, for all I know, you could be married too.
00:41:12Well, I'm not.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:14Well, now I know.
00:41:15Look, can we just stop and talk about this?
00:41:17Talk about what?
00:41:18This.
00:41:19Us.
00:41:20Yeah, there is no us.
00:41:21There's me and there's you and then there's you and, um,
00:41:22what's his name?
00:41:23Brian.
00:41:24Brian.
00:41:25Alex.
00:41:26Alex!
00:41:27Hey!
00:41:28Alex come on seriously Alex don't do this
00:41:58Alex don't do this
00:42:28Alex don't do this
00:42:58Alex don't do this
00:42:59is that supposed to be me?
00:43:02everyone's a critic huh?
00:43:06no I think that's supposed to be.
00:43:08Alex don't do this
00:43:09is that supposed to be me?
00:43:09everyone's a critic huh?
00:43:10no I I think you made some improvements actually
00:43:11actually I don't think that's possible
00:43:13hey I really like your gown
00:43:15oh this old thing?
00:43:17thing. I only wear it when I don't care how I look. It's a wonderful life. You
00:43:25know it. Yeah, everyone knows it. You guys in a choir or something? No, I graduated
00:43:34this afternoon. What's your major? I got my MBA. Business. Mm-hmm. What kind?
00:43:43Risky? Monkey. Ha ha. Alex. Dean.
00:44:04Um, do you want to get out of here? Yeah. Where do you live? Around the corner.
00:44:13I'm going to go home. I'm fucking right after you. Get out of my way. I'm coming.
00:44:25I'm coming. I'm coming.
00:44:26I'm coming.
00:44:27I'm coming.
00:44:28I'm coming.
00:44:29I'm coming.
00:44:30I'm coming.
00:44:31I'm coming.
00:44:32I'm coming.
00:44:33I'm coming.
00:44:34I'm coming.
00:44:35I'm coming.
00:44:36I'm coming.
00:44:37I'm coming.
00:44:38I'm coming.
00:44:39I'm coming.
00:44:40I'm coming.
00:44:41I'm coming.
00:44:42I'm coming.
00:44:43I'm coming.
00:44:44I'm coming.
00:44:45I'm coming.
00:44:46I'm coming.
00:44:47I'm coming.
00:44:48I'm coming.
00:44:49I'm coming.
00:44:50I'm coming.
00:44:51I'm coming.
00:44:52I'm coming.
00:44:53I'm coming.
00:44:54I'm coming.
00:44:55I'm coming.
00:45:56You came back.
00:45:59It's my favorite shirt.
00:46:03Why didn't you come in?
00:46:06I was enjoying the stars.
00:46:09I'm glad you came back.
00:46:15I lied.
00:46:16What?
00:46:18About why I left New York.
00:46:21I met someone.
00:46:22I don't understand.
00:46:24At the end of the summer, I lied.
00:46:27I met someone else.
00:46:28While we were together?
00:46:31We're an exclusive.
00:46:32I was.
00:46:34You even met him once.
00:46:35What?
00:46:36When?
00:46:37In Central Park.
00:46:39I was playing in a softball game.
00:46:42You showed up.
00:46:43You wanted to surprise me.
00:46:44You were there.
00:46:48He was there.
00:46:50You even shook hands with him.
00:46:54You thought he was one of my friends.
00:46:57You thought the same thing.
00:46:58So, I left New York and I moved to Miami.
00:47:07To be with him?
00:47:09Yeah.
00:47:09Why are you telling me this?
00:47:18I'm just trying to be honest.
00:47:20You asked why I disappeared.
00:47:23That's why.
00:47:26You still want me to stay?
00:47:31Yes.
00:47:35Good.
00:47:35You owe me a phone.
00:47:44Hey.
00:47:44They love the revisions.
00:47:46Of course they did.
00:47:47They're idiots.
00:47:48And also, they're changing the title of the film.
00:47:51Why?
00:47:52I don't know.
00:47:53I guess now they think nobody will see a movie called Portmanteau.
00:47:57Well, yeah.
00:47:57That's what we said six months ago.
00:47:59See how smart we are?
00:48:01Wait.
00:48:01How am I even talking to you?
00:48:02You never have service there.
00:48:03I'm in town.
00:48:04What's the new title?
00:48:06Uh, a bag by the lake.
00:48:11Great.
00:48:12That's a joke.
00:48:14I'm joking.
00:48:14What's wrong?
00:48:16Uh, nothing.
00:48:16I gotta go.
00:48:18No, you sound weird.
00:48:19I'm fine.
00:48:20Do you want me to come out there?
00:48:22No.
00:48:22I can be there in two hours.
00:48:24No, definitely not.
00:48:25Okay.
00:48:26I got a date with a guy that does stand-up.
00:48:30Yeah?
00:48:30Does he do anything else?
00:48:32He better, right?
00:48:33Or someone's gonna get hurt.
00:48:35Okay.
00:48:35Well, bye.
00:48:38Find something?
00:48:39Yeah.
00:48:40Four bars.
00:48:42Yeah, well, we're in town.
00:48:50What should I call?
00:48:52I don't know.
00:48:57Back up.
00:48:57I'm driving.
00:49:01Well, then be careful.
00:49:02Ugh.
00:49:05Hello?
00:49:06Hey.
00:49:06Hey.
00:49:07Look, I'm driving.
00:49:08Can I call you back later?
00:49:09Oh, yeah.
00:49:09No, this is just gonna take a minute.
00:49:11I know you're super busy being married and everything.
00:49:13Just wanted to give you a little piece of friendly advice, just in case the opportunity ever arises again.
00:49:18Um, next time you decide to cheat on your husband, just make sure you take your ring off pretty early on,
00:49:22because if the guy's any good in bed, he's gonna notice the imprint on your finger.
00:49:25You knew.
00:49:43I suspected.
00:49:47Then what was that scene about last night?
00:49:51I hoped it wasn't true.
00:49:53Why didn't you say something?
00:49:57I guess I didn't really want to know.
00:50:00You do that a lot?
00:50:02Take your ring off?
00:50:03No, never.
00:50:05It was the first time, actually.
00:50:09Well, forgive me if I find that hard to believe.
00:50:11I'm sorry I didn't tell you about Brian.
00:50:17I should have.
00:50:19Yep.
00:50:20I was just afraid that if you knew I was married, you wouldn't come.
00:50:26You would have been right.
00:50:28Look, when I got your email, I thought, how dare he contact me after all these years?
00:50:35But I had to see you.
00:50:38I don't know why, but...
00:50:41I needed to see you, too.
00:50:51Come on.
00:50:52It's like something out of Dr. Seuss.
00:51:03Yeah.
00:51:04Why do they call them Joshua trees?
00:51:06The Mormons.
00:51:08When they headed west, they saw these and it reminded them of the prophet Joshua raising his hands up to God.
00:51:12Yeah, exactly.
00:51:18It's a cool story.
00:51:20You know the Mormons, they're full of them.
00:51:24So those cigarettes were Brian's?
00:51:27Yep.
00:51:30You should tell him to stop smoking.
00:51:31Well, he's not addicted, so I let it go.
00:51:36You don't mind?
00:51:37No, I hate it, but it's his body.
00:51:40Yeah, but he's your husband.
00:51:42Was it hard quitting?
00:51:47No.
00:51:50I mean, I watched my dad dying of lung cancer, so...
00:51:54I'm sorry.
00:51:55It's okay.
00:51:57I guess it's also easier to run six miles and smoke a pack a day in your 20s than it is now.
00:52:02Yeah, everything's easier in your 20s.
00:52:05Well, not for me.
00:52:07You know, I woke up every morning in my 20s, doubled over in abdominal pain.
00:52:12Doctor said it was stress.
00:52:15What the hell were you so stressed about?
00:52:17Everything.
00:52:19I didn't know that.
00:52:21Nobody did.
00:52:23And the most important thing that I learned in business school?
00:52:27Never show weakness.
00:52:29Jesus Christ.
00:52:32Yeah.
00:52:34The one thing that I needed to do,
00:52:39the only thing that probably would have helped,
00:52:43is talking to someone.
00:52:48You know, if you want your husband to quit smoking,
00:52:52you need to tell him.
00:52:53You need to tell him.
00:53:04So, why Australia?
00:53:09He's there for work.
00:53:11What does Brian do?
00:53:13Uh, he's a director.
00:53:15Of movies?
00:53:17Commercials mostly, but, yeah, films too.
00:53:21Hmm.
00:53:21Oh, so you moved to L.A. for him?
00:53:24No, most of my clients are in L.A.
00:53:27We moved there for my work.
00:53:29Hmm.
00:53:31I don't know if I could do that.
00:53:33If I ever married someone,
00:53:35I'd have to be with him.
00:53:39Well,
00:53:40it's not that simple.
00:53:42You know, when you work in film,
00:53:44you've got to go where the work is,
00:53:45and sometimes that means weeks
00:53:46or even months apart.
00:53:49You okay with that?
00:53:52Well, I knew what I was getting into
00:53:53when I signed up.
00:53:55Well, it's not the military.
00:53:59You know, I think it's good to be alone sometimes.
00:54:01I think more people should try it.
00:54:02And I like missing someone.
00:54:07You know, it feels good to be
00:54:08on your own and,
00:54:12you know,
00:54:13spend some time with yourself
00:54:16and be productive
00:54:17and then come back together again, you know?
00:54:20I mean, who are you trying to convince?
00:54:24No, I'm just saying it's not all bad.
00:54:29Should put that on a greeting card.
00:54:32Do you see the house from here?
00:54:57I can't see anything these days.
00:54:59Oh, this is amazing!
00:55:13This looks like a movie set.
00:55:15It was a movie set.
00:55:18Which movies?
00:55:20Cisco Kid's the only one I know of.
00:55:24Bully Alley used to be open.
00:55:26You and Brian never think about having kids?
00:55:30No.
00:55:32You?
00:55:34Definitely.
00:55:34Yeah?
00:55:36I think, like,
00:55:37the real sign of adulthood
00:55:38is having to care about something
00:55:41other than yourself.
00:55:42You know, putting somebody else's needs
00:55:44above your own.
00:55:46Well, by that definition,
00:55:48people who never have kids
00:55:49don't grow up at all.
00:55:50Well, that's maybe why we have
00:55:53such a primal desire to procreate.
00:55:58You know, we're just afraid
00:55:59of taking on that kind of responsibility.
00:56:02Well, you have a kid.
00:56:05There's no choice.
00:56:06You have to step up.
00:56:08It's hard to have a kid
00:56:08if you're not settled.
00:56:11Well, you seem pretty settled.
00:56:13It's talking about you.
00:56:33Tell me about the wedding.
00:56:35Hmm.
00:56:35It was small.
00:56:36Just a few friends at City Hall
00:56:37and adjusted to the piece.
00:56:39Ten minutes and $75 later,
00:56:41it was done.
00:56:41Oh.
00:56:43How romantic.
00:56:44I never understood the appeal
00:56:45of a big wedding.
00:56:47I do.
00:56:48I'm a huge wedding.
00:56:50Big flower arrangements
00:56:51on my family and friends.
00:56:53Big band playing.
00:56:55If I ever love somebody that much,
00:56:57I want to shout it to the world.
00:57:00You ever come close?
00:57:01No.
00:57:04Well, maybe once.
00:57:10You don't mean me.
00:57:12You want the truth?
00:57:14I've been with a lot of guys in my life.
00:57:16I've even lived with a few of them.
00:57:21But none of them compare to you.
00:57:24It's gotten so bad
00:57:25that no matter where I go in the world,
00:57:28I find myself looking for you.
00:57:30The problem is,
00:57:31you're looking for the guy I used to be.
00:57:34The guy you remember.
00:57:36You're not that different.
00:57:37Yesterday, you told me I changed.
00:57:39Yeah, you have changed.
00:57:41I mean, we both have,
00:57:42but not that much.
00:57:44Oh, come on.
00:57:45When we first met,
00:57:46you just got in your MBA
00:57:47and I was an artist.
00:57:48So you admit it.
00:57:53Okay.
00:57:54Um, yes.
00:57:58I admit it.
00:57:59I'm not an artist anymore.
00:58:00Okay.
00:58:01Yeah.
00:58:02What ever happened to that guy?
00:58:06He, um...
00:58:08He got scared.
00:58:11Of what?
00:58:12Not being good enough.
00:58:19So he left New York.
00:58:21Mm-hmm.
00:58:23And got comfortable.
00:58:25And stopped listening to NPR.
00:58:29Maybe that's why I'm here.
00:58:31What?
00:58:31To get me to start listening to NPR again?
00:58:33No, make you uncomfortable.
00:58:34Hi.
00:58:35Another out?
00:58:37Um,
00:58:39you know, just a check, I think.
00:58:40Okay, cool.
00:58:41I'll be right back.
00:58:44Can I just say,
00:58:45I think you two are adorable.
00:58:47Me and Keith, the bartender,
00:58:48have been taking bets
00:58:50on how long we think
00:58:50you two have been together.
00:58:51Oh.
00:58:52Um,
00:58:53hmm.
00:58:56Fifteen years.
00:58:57Wow, it shows.
00:58:59I think you two have talked more today
00:59:00than me and my boyfriend have all year.
00:59:02I'll be right back with a check.
00:59:07Fifteen.
00:59:08What is this place?
00:59:24Yeah, it's great, isn't it?
00:59:26Yeah, totally.
00:59:27Look at this roof line.
00:59:29Yeah, it was abandoned years ago.
00:59:31Some famous movie star or musician
00:59:35used to live here.
00:59:38I always think about
00:59:39what I would do with it
00:59:40if it were mine.
00:59:42Tell me.
00:59:43First it would be the plumbing.
00:59:47I think it would make
00:59:48a great artist's studio,
00:59:49don't you?
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:52Do it.
00:59:54I wish.
00:59:54How much would it cost?
00:59:59Are you gonna buy it?
01:00:01Well, maybe.
01:00:05What does Brian think?
01:00:07Oh, he wouldn't like it.
01:00:09Where I see a blank canvas,
01:00:11he sees a money pit.
01:00:12Oh, has he seen it?
01:00:14I'm not sure.
01:00:16You haven't showed him?
01:00:17No.
01:00:23Well, you have a lot of secrets.
01:00:25All of my heroes
01:00:46said on the street
01:00:48They stare at the ground, they radiate
01:00:57Me, I'm mumbling in the kitchen for the sun to pay off
01:01:06Lonely as a ring on a cold coffee cup
01:01:15I'm some sick heart, diggin' for bones
01:01:25If it weren't for second chances, we'd all be alone
01:01:30In my hands, it was strangers lost in the night
01:01:43Thank you
01:01:45Those are my ears
01:01:52Wait, which one's a lazy one?
01:01:55This one, my right one
01:01:57Looks normal
01:01:59It only drifts if I'm tired or if I've been staring at something for a long time
01:02:05Wait, what do you see now?
01:02:07A big blur
01:02:09How about now?
01:02:12A bigger blur
01:02:13Wait, if you didn't know it was me, could you tell?
01:02:25Probably?
01:02:26Is it really not bad?
01:02:30My right eye is a little better when I wear glasses, but yeah, I'm basically blind in that eye
01:02:34God, that sucks
01:02:36No, what really sucks is I could have probably corrected it if I had just done the exercises when I was a kid
01:02:42I had to sit in a dark room
01:02:48With my good eye covered
01:02:51And with my lazy eye, I had to look through a straw at a blinking yellow light
01:02:57That sounds super fun
01:02:59I had to wear an eye patch
01:03:01Wait, eye patches are kind of cool
01:03:03Not when you're six
01:03:04Wait, so it didn't work?
01:03:07No, I didn't work
01:03:09I didn't want to do it
01:03:13I was so miserable sitting in the dark room
01:03:18Wearing the eye patch
01:03:20Your parents didn't make you?
01:03:23No
01:03:24They wanted a happy boy
01:03:27It's funny though
01:03:31Sometimes I think if I had just done what I was supposed to
01:03:35I'd see the whole world differently
01:03:36I have an idea
01:03:41We should get you an eye patch
01:03:44I could change my name to Rocco
01:03:50Rocco
01:03:52Rocco
01:03:54What do you think?
01:03:56I'll consider it
01:04:06I can feel it
01:04:09What?
01:04:11My wedding bed
01:04:12Well, that's telling
01:04:14I'm not being metaphorical
01:04:16I mean, I can feel it
01:04:18On my finger
01:04:19Like it's there
01:04:20I used to wear this visor
01:04:25When I played tennis
01:04:26And one time
01:04:28I took it off
01:04:30And
01:04:32I could still feel it there
01:04:34Like on my forehead
01:04:37And it
01:04:38Started to just drive me crazy
01:04:40So
01:04:41I had to go get my hair cut
01:04:43And I told the guy
01:04:44I said
01:04:44Could you just
01:04:44Just cut this goddamn visor off my head please
01:04:47So he cuts my hair a little bit
01:04:49And he says
01:04:50Well
01:04:51Is it still there?
01:04:52I'm like
01:04:52Yeah
01:04:54It's still there
01:04:55So he cuts a little bit more
01:04:57And a little bit more
01:04:58And he eventually
01:05:01Just shaves my head
01:05:02Did that work?
01:05:05No
01:05:06I finally learned
01:05:09To just live with it
01:05:10Until one day
01:05:12I realized
01:05:13It was gone
01:05:14Well
01:05:18I can't cut off my finger
01:05:19Do you want me to do it for you?
01:05:26You know
01:05:27I'd be lying
01:05:28If I said
01:05:29I hadn't thought about it
01:05:30Okay
01:05:35So what's stopping you?
01:05:41It would hurt
01:05:41Yep
01:05:43And then it would feel better
01:05:47Maybe
01:05:51I just want to feel like this
01:05:55All the time
01:05:56You know we can
01:06:01I mean if we want to
01:06:03Wanting isn't the issue
01:06:06Come on
01:06:10This isn't sustainable
01:06:11Yeah
01:06:12Of course it is
01:06:13What's the longest relationship
01:06:17You've ever had?
01:06:20Um
01:06:21Well
01:06:22That's not the point
01:06:24Well it is the point
01:06:25If we're talking about commitment
01:06:26Well no
01:06:27I'm not talking about commitment
01:06:29I'm talking about
01:06:30Feeling young
01:06:33And sexy
01:06:35And alive
01:06:36I'm talking about passion
01:06:38I mean do you feel that with Brian?
01:06:43Well yeah
01:06:44Yes
01:06:46Yes I do
01:06:46I do
01:06:48I did
01:06:48I mean I
01:06:49Yeah
01:06:49Sometimes
01:06:51Jesus Christ
01:06:52No come on
01:06:53Of course I do
01:06:54Well do you love him?
01:07:03Brian
01:07:03Is the kindest person I've ever met
01:07:06He's so smart
01:07:08He's so funny
01:07:10He's incredibly generous
01:07:14And patient
01:07:15Yeah
01:07:16Do you love him?
01:07:19Yes
01:07:19I do
01:07:21You said the mark of adulthood
01:07:25Is someone who cares about something more
01:07:28Than themselves
01:07:29Well that's Brian
01:07:30You know I could probably tell him about you
01:07:33And this whole weekend
01:07:35And he would be the one
01:07:37Trying to make me feel better
01:07:39Trying to make me feel less guilty
01:07:41I mean sure he'd be
01:07:44He'd be mad
01:07:46But then when he calmed down
01:07:50He'd just want to try to understand
01:07:53Why I felt the need to do this in the first place
01:07:55So why am I here?
01:08:03What?
01:08:05I mean why am I here, Dean?
01:08:25I thought you quit
01:08:32Brian won't mind, Willie
01:08:35And there's a dead mouse floating in your pool
01:08:38Oh shit
01:08:40They keep falling in
01:08:43Well maybe they're jumping
01:08:45Might still commit suicide
01:08:48Uh, why did you just do that?
01:08:58What was I supposed to do?
01:09:01I don't know, bury it?
01:09:04It's a mouse
01:09:06What just happened?
01:09:17What do you want, Dean?
01:09:20What do I want?
01:09:21Yeah, it's a simple question
01:09:23What do you want?
01:09:23That is not a simple question
01:09:25Bullshit
01:09:26Okay, if it's so simple
01:09:28Then why don't you answer it
01:09:29What do you want?
01:09:31You
01:09:31Me
01:09:36What, after only two days?
01:09:44It hasn't been two days
01:09:45It's been 15 years
01:09:47We've been searching for each other
01:09:49For 15 years
01:09:50And I know you
01:09:52But you don't know me
01:09:55You don't know what I need
01:09:59Okay, then tell me
01:10:01What do you want me to say
01:10:06That I'm gonna leave my marriage
01:10:08Then what?
01:10:09You and I run away together?
01:10:14Yeah
01:10:14Or something
01:10:16We give this a shot
01:10:19That's what I want
01:10:20So tell me
01:10:22What do you want?
01:10:24So many things
01:10:38I want my work
01:10:52To mean something
01:10:53I want to run a marathon
01:10:59Someday
01:11:00I want to set aside
01:11:04More time for painting
01:11:05I want you
01:11:15I want my marriage to work
01:11:22Sometimes I just want to be by myself
01:11:30More than anything
01:11:34Right now I just want to be back in bed
01:11:40Can we do that?
01:11:52Please
01:11:52I'm just so tired
01:12:02Yeah
01:12:05Let's go to sleep
01:12:10No, no
01:12:13I mean
01:12:14I'm
01:12:14I'm just
01:12:15I'm so tired of running
01:12:17Then stop
01:12:21I feel like if I stop
01:12:25I'm gonna die
01:12:26Yeah, let's go to sleep
01:12:44Yeah, okay
01:12:52I'll get the lights
01:13:22I'll get the lights
01:14:17Oh, stop it.
01:14:37Huh?
01:14:39You didn't earn that.
01:14:41Aw, he feels so smart.
01:14:47We used the same toothpaste.
01:14:51Oh, yeah, well, help yourself.
01:14:53Yeah, I did.
01:14:54Let me see.
01:15:05Okay, I have to tell you something.
01:15:08Okay.
01:15:11I'm not scared.
01:15:13Yeah, I can tell.
01:15:15What is it?
01:15:18Um, I don't remember your name.
01:15:22What?
01:15:23I'm so sorry.
01:15:25You just had my dick in your mouth.
01:15:28I know, I think I'm still drunk or something.
01:15:31I can't believe this!
01:15:35Oh, come on, asshole!
01:15:36All right, so wait, what is my name, then?
01:15:40Alexander Kofina.
01:15:42Ew, Alexander?
01:15:43Alexander?
01:15:45Yeah.
01:15:45Okay, first of all, I haven't introduced myself as Alexander to anyone, no matter how cute they are, and you're pretty cute.
01:15:57Secondly, I never told you my last name.
01:16:04Right.
01:16:05Okay, I, uh, I peeked. I peeked at your driver's license when you were in the bathroom.
01:16:13My credit card still better be there, you jerk.
01:16:16Um, that is not a flattering picture of me.
01:16:18You're awful!
01:16:20What?
01:16:21That's so mean.
01:16:22It's not.
01:16:24Okay, but what is it?
01:16:26What is what?
01:16:26Your name.
01:16:31I'll give you a hint.
01:16:33I'll give you a hint.
01:16:35It rhymes with mean.
01:16:37Queen!
01:16:38Exactly!
01:16:39Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, no, let me, let me think.
01:16:43Um.
01:16:47There's only one.
01:16:49Peen.
01:16:50Uh-huh.
01:16:52Dean!
01:16:53Oh, like James Dean.
01:16:54Mm-hmm.
01:16:55Oh.
01:16:56He was gay.
01:16:57Oh, come on.
01:16:58He was.
01:16:59Yeah, why do gay guys always do that about other guys?
01:17:01He was bi.
01:17:03Whatever.
01:17:04He admitted it.
01:17:05Who cares?
01:17:06He's dead.
01:17:07I'm bi.
01:17:08No, you're not.
01:17:09I am.
01:17:10Mm-hmm.
01:17:11Okay, how many women have you slept with?
01:17:12Why does that matter?
01:17:13I would like a number, please.
01:17:16Five.
01:17:18And that makes you bi?
01:17:20If I say it does.
01:17:22I think I always knew I was into guys.
01:17:26How would you know if you never slept with a woman?
01:17:29I just knew.
01:17:31Absolutely.
01:17:32Mm-hmm.
01:17:33I was certain, but I didn't need a woman to help me figure that out.
01:17:37Certainty is the death of creativity.
01:17:39What?
01:17:40If you're certain, that means you're closed off to all the other possibilities out there.
01:17:44Or maybe it is the realization that not all things are possible.
01:17:53Okay.
01:17:54What's the difference between a gay guy and a straight guy?
01:17:58I don't know.
01:18:00Six beers.
01:18:02Ugh.
01:18:04That's funny.
01:18:06Wait, are you a comedian?
01:18:08No.
01:18:09I'm an artist.
01:18:11Oh, yeah.
01:18:12Wait, what do you really do?
01:18:13When I was a kid, I used to tell my family that I wanted to be an actor, an author, or an artist.
01:18:24And my dad would say, that's great.
01:18:26But how are you going to make a living?
01:18:27I have such a good idea.
01:18:31Okay, how about we get married, and I support you with my high-paying Wall Street job?
01:18:40Can you imagine?
01:18:41Can you imagine?
01:18:46Yeah, I can, actually.
01:18:47I like you.
01:18:58It's okay if I say that.
01:18:59I like you, too.
01:19:04Shit.
01:19:07What time is it?
01:19:09Who cares?
01:19:11Oh, it's 8 o'clock.
01:19:14It's time for Morning Edition.
01:19:15What is that?
01:19:17NPR!
01:19:20What's NPR?
01:19:21National Public Radio.
01:19:22What is that?
01:19:24It's great.
01:19:26You're going to love it.
01:19:28Just listen.
01:19:30Oh, okay.
01:19:31You're only one.
01:19:32Love it.
01:19:32You're the one.
01:19:36You're the one.
01:19:37Oh, okay.
01:19:38Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:19:42Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:19:47Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:19:50Hang on there.
01:19:55Why?
01:19:58Oh, whoa.
01:20:00Alex?
01:20:30Okay.
01:21:00Dean, sorry to take off without saying goodbye.
01:21:10I guess some habits are hard to break.
01:21:15I hope you get that house someday.
01:21:18You deserve it.
01:21:20Alex.
01:21:30Alex.
01:22:00Alex.
01:22:30Brian, hey, honey.
01:22:41No, I'm still in the desert.
01:22:43I can't believe I'm getting a signal right now.
01:22:48How are things going out there?
01:22:52Oh, typical.
01:22:54You should fire him.
01:22:55Okay, yeah, no, don't fire him.
01:23:04Brian?
01:23:07Brian, honey?
01:23:11Look, I need to say something.
01:23:15I think we should be together more.
01:23:19I just, I really want us to see each other more, okay?
01:23:25Yeah, now we can talk about it when you get home.
01:23:34I love you, too.
01:23:39And we have to do something about these mice.
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