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  • 6/13/2025
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00:01:04You getting a good look up there?
00:01:07What?
00:01:08You were chucking out my ass.
00:01:11Uh, I wasn't...
00:01:12You're in my econ class, right?
00:01:16I'm going to tell everyone what a creep you are.
00:01:18No.
00:01:19Dick?
00:01:20No.
00:01:22No, not...
00:01:24What the heck is wrong with you?
00:01:27Oh, dickhead!
00:01:28Well, what's up, dickface?
00:01:45Fuck, I'm heading into econ class.
00:01:47I'm telling you.
00:01:48Blow it off, you big nerds.
00:01:50Spend the afternoon with me and Lori.
00:01:51Lori is my mom.
00:01:53Dude, and I can't miss econ again.
00:01:54It's the only professor I have that takes attendance.
00:01:56Dude, stop calling my mom Lori.
00:01:58Relax.
00:01:59I'm almost there.
00:02:00She's single.
00:02:02I'm allowed.
00:02:02That's my mom.
00:02:05What?
00:02:05We're in college now.
00:02:07I am now officially one year older than she was when she birthed you.
00:02:11You don't call adults you've known your entire life by their first name.
00:02:15It's that lack of sophistication that's keeping you from getting laid, Brandon.
00:02:20Look, dude, I'm heading into econ class now.
00:02:22Just go get the booze and don't talk to my mom.
00:02:25Please, Anthony, I'm asking.
00:02:26Just focus, man.
00:02:27We need to get the booze for tonight's party.
00:02:29Okay.
00:02:30I am here.
00:02:32I will tell Lori you said hello.
00:02:35Yes.
00:02:36I'll talk to you later.
00:02:37Later.
00:02:45Hey, look.
00:02:47Hi, Anthony.
00:02:49This is Murphy.
00:02:50Where's Brandon?
00:02:51Uh, Brandon is at econ class, and he wanted me to pick up a few things in the garage.
00:03:00Yeah, come in.
00:03:01Okay, cool.
00:03:07That's your mom.
00:03:08I heard what happened.
00:03:10Is she all right?
00:03:12Oh, yeah, yeah, she's fine.
00:03:14And she's cool.
00:03:16She just, uh, she just moved into her new place, and, um, she's just enjoying her new freedom.
00:03:22I bet.
00:03:24Well, I, uh, I'm gonna be seeing Holly tonight.
00:03:28She just needs to get over that loneliness.
00:03:32That's all.
00:03:41Yeah.
00:03:42You know where the garage is.
00:03:44All right.
00:03:53All right.
00:03:55All right.
00:04:02All right.
00:04:12I'm taking off, Mrs. Murphy.
00:04:31Oh, my... I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:04:34My towel.
00:04:36Mrs. Murphy.
00:04:42Where is he?
00:05:06Party started ages ago.
00:05:08I don't know. He should be back by now, though.
00:05:10He sucks. We can't dominate this game properly with three of us.
00:05:13Yeah, well, if we have beer, we can gain access to the party.
00:05:16We gain access to the party, we gain access to the policy.
00:05:20Hey, call that right. Frag out.
00:05:23Come on, now.
00:05:24What you guys are going to get any worth this party?
00:05:26Yeah, what?
00:05:26Truly float.
00:05:27Come on.
00:05:29Whatever.
00:05:30House and I here read a book the other day.
00:05:32Oh, yeah, it was pretty good stuff.
00:05:33It was called The Mystery Method.
00:05:36We are going to get laid tonight, that's for sure.
00:05:38Hey, skinny in the window. Take him out. In the right.
00:05:41Mystery Method.
00:05:42Does that work?
00:05:43Contact front.
00:05:44That's pretty despicable stuff.
00:05:46Doesn't go with my game.
00:05:47Hey, Brandon, cover my six.
00:05:49Oh, damn it.
00:05:51Whatever.
00:05:53I'll tell you what, all I know is that it works a hell of a lot better
00:05:56if they are drunk.
00:05:59Oh, take that, noob.
00:06:02Hey, about time.
00:06:03Mr. Sloan.
00:06:04What happened?
00:06:09I would just...
00:06:11Well, I would just...
00:06:13Traffic.
00:06:22Yes.
00:06:23Are you already opening it?
00:06:24What's with the box?
00:06:26Here, camera gear.
00:06:27Camera's cool.
00:06:28That'd be good for, like, going tonight when I land a freshman.
00:06:30Spinner on my dick.
00:06:31Woo!
00:06:32Ha, ha, ha.
00:06:35No, you'll just break it.
00:06:36Why did you just get us in here?
00:06:38Because of him.
00:06:39A douchebag next door would have taken it.
00:06:41Okay, nerds, enough tech talk.
00:06:43Let's go get our sex on, eh?
00:06:47Philosophy major, eh?
00:06:48What are you going to do with that?
00:06:50Contemplate for hours about what a shitty idea it was
00:06:52to become a philosophy major.
00:06:53Yeah?
00:06:56He just broke up with you?
00:06:58I'm so sorry to hear that.
00:07:02No.
00:07:04Randy is so mean.
00:07:07You're so sweet for listening to me.
00:07:11Thanks.
00:07:18Randy?
00:07:20Erica?
00:07:21I'm so glad I found you.
00:07:23Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:07:24I was such a jerk earlier.
00:07:26Can you forgive me?
00:07:28Oh, Randy.
00:07:36I feel, like, seven inches.
00:07:38I'm so gross.
00:07:39But anyway, I was, like, in the middle of the jungle,
00:07:42like, in Thailand.
00:07:43I was, like, fighting in an elephant.
00:07:45I was just, like, so totally, like,
00:07:46bearded nervous boys.
00:07:47I was, like, so, like, all the time.
00:07:50Yeah, it was, like, weird.
00:07:51Okay.
00:08:18Okay.
00:08:19I'm gonna go.
00:08:21Good luck, huh, buddy?
00:08:26Yeah.
00:08:27Kind of night, I guess.
00:08:32Whoa.
00:08:33I'm gonna wait a beer.
00:08:33Nice, Chad.
00:08:43Todd, why is there all these parties?
00:08:45Everyone just drinks all the crappy domestic beer.
00:08:47How's this?
00:08:54That's a good start.
00:08:56Bull sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.
00:09:00Well, okay there, Mr. Blake.
00:09:03I'm impressed.
00:09:05With your choice of micro-brews, that is.
00:09:08Brandon.
00:09:09Alex.
00:09:10So, Alex, you're from around here, are you?
00:09:18Wow.
00:09:20Really?
00:09:20I'm sorry, that was lame.
00:09:22No, Brandon, I'm not from around here.
00:09:24I'm from across campus.
00:09:29That's a new pattern.
00:09:30Wow.
00:09:30Look at that.
00:09:31Oh, thanks.
00:09:32I made it myself.
00:09:34Really?
00:09:34Yeah.
00:09:35That's awesome.
00:09:37Hey!
00:09:39Nothing but this gay micro-brew crap.
00:09:43Where's my butt?
00:09:45Butt!
00:09:54Must be tough to live life is a cliche.
00:09:56Oh, my God.
00:09:58Oh, my God.
00:09:59Oh, my God.
00:10:00Oh, my God.
00:10:01Oh, my God.
00:10:02Oh, my God.
00:10:03Oh, my God.
00:10:05Oh, my God.
00:10:06Come on.
00:10:07That is such a weak move.
00:10:08You can do better than that.
00:10:09Oh, my God.
00:10:11Oh, my God.
00:10:12Oh, my God.
00:10:13So, Brandon.
00:10:14Oh.
00:10:15How did you become such a connoisseur of beers?
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:18And generic pickup lines.
00:10:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:21I watched a lot of titles.
00:10:23Movies.
00:10:24Yeah.
00:10:25More books than anything.
00:10:28A lot of stuff in them.
00:10:30It helps.
00:10:31It helps me.
00:10:32Oh, cool.
00:10:33Yeah.
00:10:34So, do you go to school here?
00:10:37Yeah.
00:10:38Yeah.
00:10:39Yeah.
00:10:40You nailed it.
00:10:41I'm here.
00:10:42I do it.
00:10:43You have an econ major.
00:10:44Economics.
00:10:45Same thing.
00:10:46You know, it's a smaller word.
00:10:47It's loud in here.
00:10:48Yeah.
00:10:49Wow.
00:10:50I was thinking that, too, because I can't...
00:10:52Did you say something?
00:10:53I didn't hear you, but I don't know...
00:10:55Uh...
00:10:56Are you okay?
00:10:57Yeah.
00:10:58I've got a credit card in my name.
00:10:59Of course.
00:11:00What?
00:11:01Huh?
00:11:02I said, are you okay?
00:11:03Yeah, I'm good.
00:11:04Hey, Brando.
00:11:05How's it going?
00:11:06Hey, your tits hanging out.
00:11:08Is that what you were looking at?
00:11:10Oh, you dog you.
00:11:11Come on, have a five.
00:11:12No, I wasn't.
00:11:13Oh, sorry to tell you that.
00:11:14Dick.
00:11:15Oh, no.
00:11:16What's happening?
00:11:18What's happening?
00:11:19Such an asshole.
00:11:20God.
00:11:21All right, bitches.
00:11:22Hurry on the road.
00:11:23Come on, come on.
00:11:24Come on.
00:11:25Come on.
00:11:26Come on.
00:11:27Come on.
00:11:28Come on.
00:11:29Come on.
00:11:30Come on.
00:11:31Ladies.
00:11:32No push.
00:11:33No jump.
00:11:34No bite.
00:11:35Much.
00:11:36Sweet friend.
00:11:37Yeah.
00:11:38Woo!
00:11:39Woo!
00:11:40Not so fast there, broski.
00:11:42We're having a little private soiree tonight, amigos.
00:11:45Are you kidding me?
00:11:46Well, I could check to see if you gentlemen are on the guest list.
00:11:51Hey, Wyatt.
00:11:52Yeah.
00:11:53Are our favorite freshmen here on the guest list?
00:11:55Oh, these knobheads?
00:11:56Hell no.
00:11:57People are trying to get laid here tonight.
00:12:00Oh, looks like you guys aren't on the list.
00:12:03But you have fun tonight jerking off on each other.
00:12:07On your way now.
00:12:10Awesome.
00:12:11It was just perfect.
00:12:13Yeah.
00:12:14Hey, guys.
00:12:15You got an idea?
00:12:17Why don't we all hang out together tonight and talk about how much pussy we don't get?
00:12:22Yeah?
00:12:23Whoa.
00:12:24Hey, brother, you can check this out.
00:12:25This guy's going to town.
00:12:26Oh, really.
00:12:27All of that.
00:12:28Going.
00:12:29To.
00:12:30Town.
00:12:31Whoa!
00:12:32Breaking news.
00:12:33Who's fresh middle shade box getting railed in that frat meathead?
00:12:37No, it's a blonde.
00:12:39Oh, a dirty, dirty blonde.
00:12:42Hey, first, I'm pretty sure she's in my physics class.
00:12:45I'm pretty sure she's not walking to class tomorrow.
00:12:48You know what?
00:12:49Screw it.
00:12:50Let's just hang out tonight, guys.
00:12:51Three bottles of premium whiskey here.
00:12:54We can drink.
00:12:55We can do whatever.
00:12:56All right, peckerheads.
00:12:58We need booze.
00:12:59We hear you faggots have a stash.
00:13:02We don't have any.
00:13:03Jackpot.
00:13:04Go.
00:13:05Go.
00:13:06Go.
00:13:07You can't take that.
00:13:08What did you say, tame boy?
00:13:09Uh...
00:13:10I said...
00:13:15No!
00:13:16Ah!
00:13:17Ah!
00:13:18You know, I would have thrown you boys in the recycling bin, but I don't think they recycle
00:13:24pussy weirdos.
00:13:25Ah!
00:13:26Ah!
00:13:27Fuck!
00:13:28Man, I'm tired of this shit!
00:13:29Fuck!
00:13:30Hey!
00:13:31Ah!
00:13:32Let's go...
00:13:33Let's go to my mom's guest house.
00:13:34Come on, man.
00:13:35Hey, guys, I've got a burger over here.
00:13:36Anyone want something?
00:13:37Oh, you're disgusting.
00:13:38Ah!
00:13:39Let's go...
00:13:40Let's go to my mom's guest house.
00:13:41Come on, man.
00:13:42Hey, guys, I've got a burger over here.
00:13:45Anyone want some?
00:13:46Oh, you're disgusting.
00:13:47Let's go.
00:13:48Still warm.
00:13:49You really hate all those stupid guys at that party.
00:13:56You know, silly frat jerks, and they're silly little girlfriends.
00:14:00Don't know a real man when they see one.
00:14:02Well, the blonde in Brent's room shouldn't be enjoying herself.
00:14:06You shot the dude.
00:14:08Shot the...
00:14:09Oh, crap, dude.
00:14:10Oh, man, I forgot it's ladies' night.
00:14:12Oh, that sounds good.
00:14:14Yeah.
00:14:15Well, that's fine, because you're going to be going out, right?
00:14:17I think so.
00:14:18Your mom is going to be showing my mom what it's like to be single again.
00:14:22This is going to be awesome.
00:14:24We're going to get so much pussy.
00:14:26What are you talking about?
00:14:28Nails!
00:14:29Think about it, all right?
00:14:31They're probably lonely, drinking a little wine,
00:14:33talking about how much men suck,
00:14:35and that's when we'll roll in there and satisfy their needs.
00:14:40Man, this is going to be amazing.
00:14:45Hey, standard bear?
00:14:47Yeah.
00:14:48You're not betting on my milfs.
00:14:49What?
00:14:50What?
00:14:51You guys...
00:14:52Betting on?
00:14:53We're betting on who's going to bag the most milfs by the end of the year.
00:14:58What?
00:14:59Oh, yeah.
00:15:03Anthony, I really wish you would have called.
00:15:06Mom?
00:15:07What the hell is going on here?
00:15:15Nothing.
00:15:16All right, nothing.
00:15:18Nice whip.
00:15:19What is this, a lesbo sesh?
00:15:21What?
00:15:22You're a lesbian.
00:15:23No.
00:15:24That's a waffle.
00:15:25Mom?
00:15:26What?
00:15:27Nice.
00:15:28Nice whips.
00:15:29Whip.
00:15:30Hi, boys.
00:15:32Look, um, this is a passion party.
00:15:37No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:15:39This is awesome.
00:15:40This is a passion.
00:15:41This is a passion party.
00:15:42This is gross.
00:15:43We can leave.
00:15:45No.
00:15:46No, Anthony, this is my time.
00:15:48Mom, you got blue stringy things on your boobies.
00:15:51I know, okay?
00:15:52I know.
00:15:53I know.
00:15:54I know this looks bad, all right?
00:15:56I'm not going to lie, but it's not...
00:15:58Mm-mm.
00:15:59Mm-mm.
00:16:00Mm-mm.
00:16:01No.
00:16:02No.
00:16:03What?
00:16:04Oh, come on.
00:16:05Guys, oh, Anthony, grow up.
00:16:06Uh-uh.
00:16:07Uh-uh.
00:16:08Anthony!
00:16:09Go!
00:16:10Anthony!
00:16:11Go!
00:16:12Anthony!
00:16:13We're staying in the guest house.
00:16:18Dude, that was intense.
00:16:25I'm so jealous, man.
00:16:27I just feel dirty.
00:16:28I...
00:16:29I just want that out of my head.
00:16:31Like, I...
00:16:32Wow.
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Ah.
00:16:35I saw your mom naked today.
00:16:41What?
00:16:42Cool.
00:16:43When I went to get the hooch.
00:16:45What?
00:16:46Bush and everything.
00:16:47You guys, shut.
00:16:48No, he's right.
00:16:49Bush and everything.
00:16:51But she shaves over.
00:16:52Oh!
00:16:53Like, it looks like a runaway, but it goes straight up her...
00:16:56Ah, never mind.
00:16:57Oh, my God.
00:16:59This isn't going to make things weird between us, is it?
00:17:02I don't know.
00:17:03I...
00:17:04Damn, man.
00:17:05I'm just finding out all kinds of weird things about my mom today.
00:17:08This is nuts.
00:17:09Right?
00:17:10Brandon, I will do anything you want to make it up to you.
00:17:13Anything you want.
00:17:14How do we even get past something like this, man?
00:17:16I don't...
00:17:17I just want you to forget about it, please.
00:17:19Just pretend like it never happened.
00:17:20Please.
00:17:21No, dude.
00:17:22Don't you get it?
00:17:23This is going to make things so weird between us.
00:17:25It's not going to seem like anything right now, but eventually it's just going to eat
00:17:28our friendship and all I'm going to have left is Nate and Ross.
00:17:31Hey.
00:17:32Come on.
00:17:33Ah, dude.
00:17:34I will do anything you want, man.
00:17:35I will be your non-gay servant for the rest of the year.
00:17:39It just seems like it'll be weird.
00:17:41I...
00:17:42I wouldn't...
00:17:43Okay.
00:17:44Okay.
00:17:45Okay.
00:17:46Fine.
00:17:47Just...
00:17:48Just paw me off to the Wander Twins.
00:17:49It's for the best.
00:17:50Fair is fair.
00:17:51It has to happen.
00:17:52Uh...
00:17:53No.
00:17:54I just need some air, dude.
00:17:55Don't go.
00:17:56I love you, man.
00:17:57You really can actually swap them, man.
00:17:58That's great.
00:18:00I need some air.
00:18:01I...
00:18:02bzw.
00:18:03It is.
00:18:04It's just as simple as he goes.
00:18:05It doesn't go as crazy.
00:18:06But, too, he left sort of there.
00:18:08This is everything.
00:18:09I need some air...
00:18:10I need some air.
00:18:11It can just disrupt the air.
00:18:12We orl are like tanks...
00:18:13It can be kinda here.
00:18:14Itc!
00:18:16Where did my Recompenses have any air.
00:18:18Your European worsh tiver.
00:18:20It's already better, too.
00:18:22Well, you know.
00:18:23Where did it go?
00:18:25You watch it?
00:18:26Hello?
00:18:45Hi, Brandon.
00:18:56Hi, Mrs. Reese.
00:19:03Mrs. Reese?
00:19:07You're a man now, Brandon.
00:19:14And boy, how you have grown.
00:19:26Oh, my God.
00:19:28Oh.
00:19:32Oh, my God.
00:19:34Dude.
00:19:35Yeah.
00:19:37Let me go.
00:19:38Motown.
00:19:39I'm just like that.
00:19:41Dude.
00:19:43I'm right here.
00:19:45What?
00:19:46You got to do that on your own time.
00:19:49I wasn't doing anything, man.
00:19:50It's cool.
00:19:51I rub one out when you're asleep, too.
00:19:53Oh, God.
00:19:58No.
00:20:00Oh, what happened last night?
00:20:02You got drunk and passed out.
00:20:03That's what you did.
00:20:08Who drove?
00:20:10Uh, Ross.
00:20:12Yeah.
00:20:13Yeah, he's the only ones that didn't drink, thank God,
00:20:15because we were all shithos.
00:20:19Buddy, buddy.
00:20:21Buddy.
00:20:23You and me.
00:20:25Bright spot.
00:20:27Grubbin.
00:20:28My treat.
00:20:30I'm hungry.
00:20:32That sounds great.
00:20:33Grubbin.
00:20:34Your treat?
00:20:35Grubbin.
00:20:35My stomach.
00:20:37Grubbin.
00:20:40I can't find it.
00:20:43My wallet and my phone, dude.
00:20:45I feel naked without it.
00:20:48Well, I don't have mine either.
00:20:49We have to go to my mom's house.
00:20:54What?
00:20:54What do I want to do?
00:20:55We don't need to do that.
00:20:56Why?
00:20:57I think I left it there when I was wasted, man.
00:20:59I looked everywhere else.
00:21:01Oh, we could just go back to the room, man.
00:21:03Grab my wallet.
00:21:04It's much easier if we just do that.
00:21:06No, no.
00:21:07Fuck that.
00:21:08I need my wallet and my phone.
00:21:10Don't think I forgot about our deal, man.
00:21:12Buying you breakfast is just the start.
00:21:15Besides, even if our mom doesn't have the wallet,
00:21:17she always has a nice spread.
00:21:19What?
00:21:20Well...
00:21:20Food, guy.
00:21:23Breakfast.
00:21:24What?
00:21:24Come on.
00:21:25You know my mom, man.
00:21:26She always has the ripest melons, sticky buns.
00:21:31This is amazing.
00:21:32So, yeah.
00:21:33She always brings it.
00:21:37Fine, dude.
00:21:37Just find it quick, please.
00:21:40Wow.
00:21:41I don't know how much of a bitch you turn into when you're hungry.
00:21:44I don't know how much of a bitch you turn into when you're hungry.
00:22:11Oh.
00:22:18Hi, Brandon.
00:22:19Hi, Mrs. Reese.
00:22:21Holly.
00:22:22You see me naked, you can call me Holly.
00:22:24No, I...
00:22:25I didn't...
00:22:26I...
00:22:27No.
00:22:27Yes, you did.
00:22:29Right.
00:22:30That's me.
00:22:31There's nothing wrong with that.
00:22:32I know.
00:22:33I know that.
00:22:34I...
00:22:34I...
00:22:35I was...
00:22:36I swear...
00:22:37I swear...
00:22:38I swear for Anthony.
00:22:41So...
00:22:41I don't know.
00:22:42Okay.
00:22:43You know, maybe I...
00:22:45I'm gonna get going.
00:22:46I...
00:22:46I don't...
00:22:47That was nice.
00:22:55That was wrong.
00:22:57Right.
00:22:58That was nice.
00:23:00I just got divorced, and my hormones are all over the place.
00:23:04I'm probably not very stable right now.
00:23:05Right.
00:23:05I understand.
00:23:07I'm not crazy.
00:23:08No, no, I...
00:23:08I didn't even think that.
00:23:11Do you have a phone?
00:23:13Uh...
00:23:14Uh, yeah.
00:23:15Yeah.
00:23:16You need to...
00:23:16You need to make a call.
00:23:20I should...
00:23:21I got it.
00:23:21Okay.
00:23:30It's called sexting, right?
00:23:32Yeah.
00:23:33Oh, hey, Mom.
00:23:39You get your rocks off yet?
00:23:40From the cooter?
00:23:41Because you're gay now?
00:23:42What is wrong with you?
00:23:44Whoa, sorry, Mom.
00:23:46We wouldn't want to disturb you from flicking your bead.
00:23:49Got the keys.
00:23:50Let's roll.
00:23:56I'm sorry, man.
00:23:59It's just...
00:24:00I still can't get over it.
00:24:03It's weird, man.
00:24:03It's not normal, right?
00:24:05I mean, she was...
00:24:06She was sitting there just ready to take it with a whip.
00:24:10That is weird.
00:24:11Am I right?
00:24:13You know what I'm saying?
00:24:15What, are you having a seizure or what?
00:24:19Dude, stop being such a dick to your mom.
00:24:21Dude, easy.
00:24:22All right?
00:24:23She was totally lezen with your mom, so...
00:24:26Dude, they're just...
00:24:27You know, confused or something.
00:24:29It's...
00:24:29It's a divorce and everything.
00:24:31All right, so listen, Dr. Phil, I don't need the play-by-play, all right?
00:24:34I appreciate it, but don't start siding with my mom, all right?
00:24:40You're...
00:24:40Ow, dude!
00:24:41Come on, drive straight!
00:24:42All right, all right, all right.
00:24:43I just don't...
00:24:44I'm sorry.
00:24:45Jesus Christ!
00:24:46Dude, people are going to think you're sucking my dick, dude.
00:24:49Just drive straight.
00:24:50Here, let me...
00:24:50Let me get it.
00:24:51I got it.
00:24:51Grab the wheel.
00:24:52Dude!
00:24:53Come on!
00:24:55Grab the wheel!
00:24:56What are you doing?
00:24:57Got it!
00:24:57Get the bomb!
00:24:58Come on!
00:24:59Got it!
00:25:00All right, dude.
00:25:00Got it.
00:25:00Got it.
00:25:01Oh, my...
00:25:02Those are some nice titties, dude.
00:25:06What?
00:25:07Hold up.
00:25:08Wow, look at that ass!
00:25:10Oh, my God.
00:25:11I would lick that ass clean.
00:25:13Dude, I am an ass man.
00:25:16It is official.
00:25:17Yeah.
00:25:18You like that?
00:25:19You like that?
00:25:21How did you get such a good shot through that hole?
00:25:25Uh...
00:25:26I mean, because...
00:25:27That chode monkey Brent does not deserve tail like this.
00:25:30Yes!
00:25:31Yeah!
00:25:32I know, right?
00:25:33That's where I got it.
00:25:34Just a couple weeks ago.
00:25:36Incoming call.
00:25:38Give it.
00:25:38Dude, don't!
00:25:39It's all right, I got it.
00:25:39It's not funny.
00:25:40You talk dirty to me.
00:25:41Listen.
00:25:42Oh, okay.
00:25:43Excellent.
00:25:45Multiple women, yeah.
00:25:46Yeah, we can do that.
00:25:47Lesbians?
00:25:50Absolutely.
00:25:51Um, send them over.
00:25:54We'll be ready.
00:25:55Okay.
00:25:56I'll talk to you soon.
00:25:57Later.
00:25:57Who's that?
00:25:58Nate and Ross want us to play wingman for the little MILF quest.
00:26:01I told them you'd be cool with it.
00:26:03Sure.
00:26:04Oh, my God.
00:26:06Seriously, though?
00:26:07That is a hot little number.
00:26:11Welcome to the Muggle-O-Boys.
00:26:32Hello, darling.
00:26:37Can I, uh, top you up?
00:26:41Hey, you guys sure you don't want in on this bet?
00:26:43Yeah, I'm sure.
00:26:44Man, I don't know, man.
00:26:45I don't have a prescription for Viagra.
00:26:48These chicks don't want anything to do with me.
00:26:50Anyway, I still got to make up stuff to you.
00:26:53Why?
00:26:53What do you do?
00:26:54Bang his mom.
00:26:55Man, come on.
00:26:56Whatever, man.
00:26:57Just, just, let's just say I screwed up and I owe it to Brandon.
00:27:02Whatever you need, man.
00:27:03If you need a drink, it's on me.
00:27:05Whatever you want, man.
00:27:07Just have our guys.
00:27:08Just wingman for Ross.
00:27:10Yeah, come on, man.
00:27:10Let's go.
00:27:11Let's go.
00:27:12Let's go.
00:27:12Let's go.
00:27:42You're here?
00:27:44Is that Tom Collins?
00:27:45You, uh, sure you don't want to trade up to, uh, newer models?
00:27:50Yeah.
00:27:50Awesome.
00:27:53Ooh.
00:27:55Run away, little boy.
00:27:57I dated guys older than you when I was in high school.
00:28:01Bye.
00:28:03What?
00:28:06Let's go.
00:28:12What do these wrinkle dicks have that we don't?
00:28:17Yeah, well, they have jobs and cars and money.
00:28:24Money.
00:28:24Bye.
00:28:25Bye.
00:28:25Bye.
00:28:25Bye.
00:28:26Bye.
00:28:26Bye.
00:28:26Bye.
00:28:26Bye.
00:28:27Bye.
00:28:27Bye.
00:28:27Bye.
00:28:28Bye.
00:28:28Bye.
00:28:28Bye.
00:28:29Bye.
00:28:29Bye.
00:28:29Bye.
00:28:30Bye.
00:28:30Bye.
00:28:30Bye.
00:28:30Bye.
00:28:30Bye.
00:28:30Bye.
00:28:31Bye.
00:28:31Bye.
00:28:32Bye.
00:28:32Bye.
00:28:33Bye.
00:28:34Bye.
00:28:34Bye.
00:28:34Bye.
00:28:34Bye.
00:28:35Bye.
00:28:35Bye.
00:28:36Bye.
00:28:36Bye.
00:28:36Bye.
00:28:36Bye.
00:28:37Bye.
00:28:38Bye.
00:28:38Bye.
00:28:38Bye.
00:28:38Bye.
00:28:38Bye.
00:28:39Bye.
00:28:39Bye.
00:28:40Bye.
00:28:40Bye.
00:28:40Bye.
00:28:42Bye.
00:28:43Bye.
00:28:43Bye.
00:28:43Bye.
00:28:43Bye.
00:28:44Bye.
00:28:44I saw you out there on the dance floor.
00:29:00Are you going to hurt me?
00:29:05Now you say, ah.
00:29:08Ah.
00:29:09Ah.
00:29:10Ah.
00:29:11Ah.
00:29:11Ah.
00:29:12Ah.
00:29:14Ah.
00:29:17Cough.
00:29:19Cough.
00:29:19Haven't you ever been to the doctor?
00:29:21Cough.
00:29:22Cough.
00:29:22Cough.
00:29:23Okay.
00:29:25You'll do.
00:29:26Cough.
00:29:27Yeah.
00:29:29Shut up.
00:29:31I told her, look, you've got to just swallow that thing, you know?
00:29:35Hey, do you want to get out there and dance?
00:29:37Do you want to get out there?
00:29:38Like, look at that.
00:29:39Oh, no, man.
00:29:40We made it for Ross.
00:29:41Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, I've got one.
00:29:43I've got one.
00:29:44Oh, I think she's a dude.
00:29:46Come on.
00:29:47Nice, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, come on.
00:29:49I didn't want you guys to drive us home to her place, okay?
00:29:52We've both had too many.
00:29:53No way.
00:29:53I'm on probation.
00:29:55You know what?
00:29:55No, no, no.
00:29:56I'll drive you guys.
00:29:57Let's go.
00:29:57Yeah, you and, uh, you and Nate can go back together.
00:30:00That's, might, might be a while, actually, by the luck of that.
00:30:03But, um, yeah.
00:30:05Yeah, it'll be fine, dude.
00:30:06It'll be fine.
00:30:06Come on.
00:30:07You sure?
00:30:07Come on, stop wasting time.
00:30:08I'll just stay here.
00:30:09Come on, just drive us home.
00:30:10All right, good job.
00:30:27Hey, man, I'm gonna go.
00:30:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't, don't go, man.
00:30:31She carries the crap out of me, all right?
00:30:33Real serial killer shit.
00:30:35Well, let's fucking leave.
00:30:36No, man.
00:30:38I'm getting laid.
00:30:40Awesome.
00:30:42Stay here.
00:30:42Want a cookie, little boy?
00:30:57Because I want a cock.
00:30:58Strip.
00:31:00Strip.
00:31:00Did you know I'm a yogi?
00:31:20Ooh, um, no, I did not, but that's awesome.
00:31:25It's a very spiritual lifestyle.
00:31:29Sure it is.
00:31:29I take it very seriously.
00:31:33So you should?
00:31:34Like choosing partners to make love with.
00:31:37Oh.
00:31:41Come on, give me love.
00:31:43Come on.
00:31:43Give me a big love.
00:31:44Come on.
00:31:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:31:49Yes, make it.
00:31:50Yes.
00:31:51Make it squirt.
00:31:52I'm squirting.
00:31:53Make it squirt.
00:31:54I'm squirting.
00:31:55I'm squirting.
00:31:55I'm squirting.
00:31:56Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:31:59Yeah.
00:32:01Yeah.
00:32:01Do you like it?
00:32:02Oh, yeah.
00:32:03Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:07Suck it.
00:32:07No.
00:32:08Suck it.
00:32:08Oh.
00:32:09Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:32:09Suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it, suck it.
00:32:11I'm squirting.
00:32:12I'm squirting.
00:32:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:32:13Santa Claus is coming to town.
00:32:15Santa's here.
00:32:16I love you.
00:32:17I love you.
00:32:19I love Santa.
00:32:20I love Santa.
00:32:21I love Santa.
00:32:23I'm making you cream.
00:32:24Ah.
00:32:24Ah.
00:32:25Could you please knock off the fucking, um, I, you're a new one.
00:32:32Look here, bruh.
00:32:34Every damn night is the same routine.
00:32:37I can't sleep.
00:32:39My girl can't sleep.
00:32:40The whole damn first floor trying to sleep.
00:32:42And every night, she's so damn loud, it's not like somebody getting murdered.
00:32:47Cabrones.
00:32:48Somebody got to tell that bitch people can't sleep when you're always fucking.
00:32:52I'll tell her.
00:32:53I'm down.
00:32:54I'm down.
00:32:55I'm down.
00:32:55I'm down.
00:32:56Bitch, you got to shut the fuck up.
00:32:58I love you.
00:32:59I love you.
00:33:00I love you.
00:33:01I love you.
00:33:02I love you.
00:33:02Oh, my gosh.
00:33:03Oh, snap.
00:33:08What the hell?
00:33:09Oh, my God.
00:33:10That was intense.
00:33:11Dude, let's get out of here.
00:33:13All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
00:33:14Oh, yeah.
00:33:15Mmm, yeah, it feels good.
00:33:17Mmm.
00:33:19Mmm, mmm.
00:33:21Oh, it feels like you've got four hands.
00:33:23Oh, shit.
00:33:24Just go with it.
00:33:26Mmm.
00:33:27You're the one.
00:33:28The energy's become entwined.
00:33:30Oh, yeah.
00:33:32Mmm.
00:33:33Whoa.
00:33:34Mmm.
00:33:35Mmm.
00:33:36Mmm.
00:33:37What the hell?
00:33:39This is on here.
00:33:40My yoga master.
00:33:42And husband.
00:33:43Amir.
00:33:44I am Amir.
00:33:46Husband.
00:33:47Amir.
00:33:48You know, it's getting late.
00:33:49Oh, look at the time.
00:33:50You know, maybe I should...
00:33:51Shh.
00:33:51Do not lose the energy of the moment.
00:33:54Mmm.
00:33:55This one is special.
00:33:58Oh, yeah.
00:34:00Look, I really should be going, you know.
00:34:03Get out your hair and things, you know.
00:34:06Shh.
00:34:06You are on a sexual journey, are you not?
00:34:09Well, yeah.
00:34:10And we are here to help you on your way.
00:34:14Oh.
00:34:16Okay.
00:34:17Oh.
00:34:18Well, er, how long does this send-off take?
00:34:23Depends.
00:34:24Oh.
00:34:24Usually four or five hours.
00:34:26What?
00:34:27Oh, shit!
00:34:28Oh, shit.
00:34:54Oh, shit.
00:34:55Oh.
00:34:56Oh.
00:34:56Oh.
00:34:57Dude.
00:35:04What?
00:35:05Ross sent a video of himself getting laid last night.
00:35:08Yeah, all right.
00:35:09Check this out.
00:35:10No, let me see.
00:35:13Oh, my God.
00:35:14He did.
00:35:21Dude, if I didn't know Ross, I'd totally jerk off to this.
00:35:24But, I mean, actually, if I...
00:35:27I mean, it could work.
00:35:29It's gross, man.
00:35:30Aw, come on.
00:35:32Dude, if you didn't know either party, this would totally be porn.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:37Oh, and don't think I forgot about your secret lady.
00:35:42I don't have a secret lady, dude.
00:35:44I just...
00:35:45I don't have to tell you.
00:35:46Okay, fine.
00:35:47Honesty is not the most important thing to me in best friendship.
00:35:52I don't have to tell you.
00:35:57Okay.
00:36:00Okay, all right, fine.
00:36:03You remember the other night at your mom's house?
00:36:06Yeah.
00:36:07Yeah.
00:36:08This is funny.
00:36:10Do you...
00:36:11Do you remember what you said to me about...
00:36:14About...
00:36:15About that?
00:36:16Hold on.
00:36:17I gotta...
00:36:18I gotta take it.
00:36:22Mom!
00:36:23I...
00:36:24No.
00:36:26I cannot go to lunch with you.
00:36:29I have class.
00:36:30God.
00:36:31Do you ever...
00:36:32Wish that we went to school further away from our moms?
00:36:35Sure.
00:36:39Well, I gotta go to Women's Lit with Nate and Ross.
00:36:46And, dude, I still...
00:36:48I can't believe you didn't take that class with us.
00:36:52You two jerk-offs took the last three spots.
00:36:54You know that.
00:36:55Hey, no, I...
00:36:58You...
00:36:59Yeah.
00:37:00Check you later, man.
00:37:01Yeah.
00:37:05Okay.
00:37:22It's working.
00:37:24Testing.
00:37:25One, two, three.
00:37:26Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:37:27Uh...
00:37:28Uh...
00:37:29Uh...
00:37:30Uh...
00:37:31Uh...
00:37:32Uh...
00:37:33Uh...
00:37:34Uh...
00:37:35Uh...
00:37:44Uh...
00:37:45Uh...
00:37:46Uh...
00:38:00Um...
00:38:01I just came to apologize.
00:38:04Guys, that was...
00:38:06My therapist said that I should do something impulsive,
00:38:08but that was just...
00:38:11Weird.
00:38:12Yeah, definitely weird.
00:38:15I'm psycho.
00:38:18Psycho.
00:38:21So, um, that's it.
00:38:23I'm...
00:38:24Ah, shit!
00:38:27So sorry, Mrs. Reese, are you okay?
00:38:30Fine.
00:38:31No, I was gonna have that done anyway, so...
00:38:33Looks good.
00:38:33No, I don't have to.
00:38:36Um, do you want to try that again?
00:38:39Oh, sorry, um, I meant...
00:38:41I meant Holly this time.
00:38:43No, I meant...
00:38:45The kiss?
00:38:46Yeah.
00:38:48Okay.
00:38:56Dude, you're such a liar.
00:38:58Dude, I totally nailed that yoga lady three ways to Sunday, okay?
00:39:02And it was just her, right?
00:39:03There wasn't anyone else there.
00:39:04Not like another dude or anything, okay?
00:39:05Just in case you're thinking.
00:39:07Huh?
00:39:08Oh, what do you want, proof?
00:39:10Hell yes, I want proof.
00:39:11What are you boners doing here?
00:39:14Class was cancelled.
00:39:15Oh, wicked.
00:39:15Yeah, yeah, there was a note on the door.
00:39:17Left door.
00:39:18Something.
00:39:18Sounds gross.
00:39:19Shut up.
00:39:20Anthony, we need a ruling, okay?
00:39:21Cockface over here won't give me credit for nailing the yoga lady and only the yoga lady
00:39:27last night.
00:39:27No video, no credit.
00:39:28How was I supposed to get a video?
00:39:30I was between two bodies.
00:39:31Okay, not her husband's, all right?
00:39:36You know what?
00:39:37Forget about it, okay?
00:39:38Look, I lied, okay?
00:39:40I lied, yeah.
00:39:41I couldn't seal the deal.
00:39:43Uh-huh.
00:39:44Yeah.
00:39:45Nailed her, huh?
00:39:46That's right.
00:39:47With her friend or...?
00:39:50Okay, all right, look.
00:39:52There was someone else there, but it was a girl, all right?
00:39:54Oh, my God.
00:40:00Her husband got on it, too, didn't he?
00:40:02That's why you're so damn embarrassed.
00:40:03You had a devil's three-way.
00:40:06Homo.
00:40:06No, okay?
00:40:07There was...
00:40:08All right, there was another girl there, but she had boobs and not a penis, all right?
00:40:13Okay, she had a vagina, and it was warm, and it was soft, and it was...
00:40:16Stop laughing.
00:40:17I am not a homo, okay?
00:40:19I did not have a devil's three-way.
00:40:20I did not.
00:40:22Not completely.
00:40:23Like...
00:40:24I'm gonna give it to him.
00:40:27Look, he's embarrassed.
00:40:29The poor sap.
00:40:30I mean, fine.
00:40:30Whatever.
00:40:31That's only one, all right?
00:40:32You don't get a bonus because you had some freaky dude in there with you, too.
00:40:34Shut up, asshole.
00:40:37You guys are morons.
00:40:40I'm gonna go to the dorm and crash.
00:40:44Later, guys.
00:40:44All right, see, man.
00:40:45Rest up.
00:40:46You're gonna need it.
00:40:47You should hug me down a lot.
00:40:49What?
00:40:51Oh.
00:40:52Oh.
00:40:53Oh.
00:40:53Hold on, hold on.
00:41:04I think this will hurt.
00:41:06What is it?
00:41:08It's a...
00:41:09What's for your...
00:41:11It'll make you last long.
00:41:12Let's go.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:15See, just like a little inner tube.
00:41:17Remember when we all went camping up at Lake Hemet?
00:41:21You and Anthony had inner tubes, and we had...
00:41:24Oh, yeah.
00:41:24Okay.
00:41:25Oh, hey.
00:41:25How about you make a little deal?
00:41:27I won't call you Mrs. Reese anymore, if you don't bring up stories of my childhood where you're putting a cock ring on me.
00:41:35Is it a deal?
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:38Hey, thanks.
00:41:39Sure.
00:41:39Oh, my God.
00:42:09Oh.
00:42:16Oh.
00:42:19Oh, my God.
00:42:22Oh, my God.
00:42:24This fucking went.
00:42:27Oh, my God.
00:42:31Oh, God.
00:42:34I'm going to come.
00:42:34I'm going to come.
00:42:35Oh, God.
00:42:36Oh, don't come, Brandon.
00:42:38Don't come.
00:42:39Don't come, don't come
00:42:41Hold the cup
00:42:42Oh
00:42:44Oh
00:42:49Oh
00:42:50Oh
00:42:52Oh God
00:42:53I need the morning after pill
00:42:55I'll never ask a girl to do it again
00:43:09Wow
00:43:10That's great
00:43:11So, um
00:43:13What now?
00:43:16Oh, don't worry
00:43:17You don't have to buy me breakfast afterwards
00:43:19I'm just gonna go
00:43:23Thanks
00:43:24Dude, I think Brent is melting
00:43:39Cool
00:43:39Finally set it up
00:43:41Okay
00:43:49Testing one, two, three
00:43:52Yes, yes
00:43:57Brent, you are the man
00:43:59You are
00:43:59Oh
00:44:00Oh
00:44:01Brandon
00:44:11You dog
00:44:14My dog
00:44:15My dog
00:44:17She's hot
00:44:21She's blonde
00:44:24Hmm, maybe a little privacy
00:44:29Okay
00:44:33Don't mind me
00:44:35I will just be right here
00:44:39Okay
00:44:47She knows exactly what she's doing
00:44:54I'm hungry
00:45:10I'm hungry
00:45:23I'm hungry.
00:45:30Okay.
00:45:31That's gonna require much more therapy.
00:45:33Yep.
00:45:34I'm gonna have to drink a lot tonight if I'm ever gonna get that image out of my brain.
00:45:37If it's even possible.
00:45:39But thank you. You were awesome.
00:45:41I haven't felt that way since I was in college.
00:45:53Alex, uh, hey.
00:46:14Oh, Mr. Blake, the perv poet.
00:46:19Are you here to compliment my scarf again?
00:46:22Actually, I came over here to apologize.
00:46:25It was inappropriate for me to let you stand there exposed.
00:46:28I should have been more tactful and controlled the situation.
00:46:32Really? And how would you have done that?
00:46:44Something like that.
00:46:48Ah, excuse me.
00:46:49Hmm.
00:46:52Anyway, I gotta get going, so...
00:46:58I'll see you around.
00:47:00Okay.
00:47:01Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure, guys. Help yourself. Don't worry about it.
00:47:16Oh, cheers. Thanks. Don't worry, I won't break it. We'll turn it good as new.
00:47:19Yeah, last time you said that I had to buy a new game console.
00:47:22And what do you need this for anyways? What are you doing?
00:47:24We are taking things, my friend, to the next level.
00:47:27MILFs!
00:47:28Oh, yeah! Woo!
00:47:29Woo!
00:47:30Yeah, if we get footage of us partying with these MILFs, we will be heroes.
00:47:38It's okay, alright?
00:47:40I know the ladies will want what I've got.
00:47:42Him, on the other hand, video's the only way to make sure he's not making things up.
00:47:45Yeah, you like that, don't you?
00:47:47Oh, yeah!
00:47:48Yeah!
00:47:49Yeah, no, no, wait, man. Give me that.
00:47:50Oh, come on, man, Christ!
00:47:51Alex, give me back my shit!
00:47:52I'm calm. My cock is cool and ready.
00:47:55Hey, when are we leaving?
00:47:56Right now.
00:47:57Actually, I'm not going out with you guys tonight, so...
00:48:00What?
00:48:02Look, he's got some new friend he's hanging out with.
00:48:05Really?
00:48:06Serious?
00:48:07Something serious, don't worry.
00:48:08Who is it, you dog? Who is it?
00:48:10Oh, I bet she's that college girl, you know, you know?
00:48:13Yeah.
00:48:14You know the one who likes that hair out her nipples while she's talking?
00:48:16Come on, I want to see some of it.
00:48:17No, don't worry about it.
00:48:19Anyways, I'm out tonight, so...
00:48:20Just...
00:48:21Anthony, can you just keep an eye on these guys?
00:48:23They're just gonna...
00:48:24Don't leave me with them.
00:48:25I don't want them to break my stuff.
00:48:26And I don't trust you two.
00:48:28I want to, I just can't.
00:48:29Come on!
00:48:30Just keep an eye on the mixture, please.
00:48:32Wait, you're gonna leave me with these deviants?
00:48:34Hey, man.
00:48:36I'll see you later, though.
00:48:38You...
00:48:47Okay, okay.
00:48:48Okay, what does that say?
00:49:02Brandon, you better be getting laid.
00:49:05Send...
00:49:06Send...
00:49:07To my best friend...
00:49:09My boy.
00:49:11Come on.
00:49:12Come on.
00:49:13Come on.
00:49:14Come on.
00:49:15Come on.
00:49:16Come on.
00:49:17Come on.
00:49:18Come on.
00:49:19Come on.
00:49:20Come on.
00:49:21Come on.
00:49:22Come on.
00:49:24Look.
00:49:25They were massive.
00:49:26You could, like, wrap your whole cock around them.
00:49:28Not least you stuck a whole pumpkin up there once on Halloween.
00:49:42there once on Halloween.
00:49:43Oh, really?
00:49:44It's like she was having a shower with my jizz, she was rubbing it all over.
00:50:03Oh, where do you keep the dispersion?
00:50:29I'm a cock of her ass, she was screaming from what I was just pounding her away.
00:50:48She wanted me to stick my balls in her mouth, and I was like, boom, boom!
00:51:03Here it comes, here it comes, here it comes!
00:51:18Oh!
00:51:19That is nasty, man!
00:51:20I told you!
00:51:21I told you!
00:51:22Oh, yeah!
00:51:23Give me a second!
00:51:24Oh, look who's here!
00:51:25Yeah.
00:51:26What?
00:51:27Where you been?
00:51:28I've just been out, you know?
00:51:33We haven't seen you in like the past couple of weeks.
00:51:36Yeah, you've been kind of an asshole.
00:51:37Oh, I'm sorry man, I've just been busy.
00:51:40I knew it.
00:51:41I knew this day was coming, man.
00:51:43I knew you were going to ditch me for some chick and leave me here with these two jackasses.
00:51:48I didn't know it was going to be this soon though.
00:51:50That's not what's happening, man, I promise.
00:51:52And besides, you said you wanted to do something for me, right?
00:51:55Yeah.
00:51:56Okay, man, well, tonight that means I want you to hang out with these two.
00:52:01Fine.
00:52:03Whatever, man.
00:52:05Nate says he found a brand new spot.
00:52:08We're going to go check it out.
00:52:10Yeah.
00:52:11Prime MILF real estate.
00:52:14Awesome.
00:52:19This is it?
00:52:20Yeah.
00:52:21This is your secret spot?
00:52:22Yeah.
00:52:23The market?
00:52:24No.
00:52:25The market.
00:52:27MILF Central.
00:52:28Uh-huh.
00:52:29Check it out.
00:52:31All right.
00:52:32All right.
00:52:33Let's do this.
00:52:34Let's do this.
00:52:35Spread out.
00:52:36Let's go.
00:52:37Come on.
00:52:38Hold on.
00:52:39Wait a minute.
00:52:40I'm not in on you guys' stupid bet.
00:52:41Who says?
00:52:42Come on.
00:52:43Hear your information.
00:52:44Maybe someone actually goes to the grocery store to get groceries and not have sex with
00:52:45a mom.
00:52:46Hey, what about that one over there?
00:52:48Come on, Anthony.
00:52:49See that one?
00:52:50Anthony.
00:52:51Here.
00:52:52I'll do the same.
00:52:53Right there.
00:52:54Do it.
00:52:55Do it.
00:52:56Do it.
00:52:57To the non-believers.
00:52:58He's doing all right.
00:52:59Hey, is it MILFs or MILF?
00:53:13Well, the plural.
00:53:15Well, you know, like, one sheep is a sheik and many sheep are sheep.
00:53:18Yes.
00:53:19Is it the same rules for MILF?
00:53:20Like, a MILF is a MILF and there are many MILFs.
00:53:23No, no, no.
00:53:24Well, no, no, no, no, no.
00:53:25Remember your grammar.
00:53:26Mom, I like to fuck.
00:53:28Right?
00:53:29Yeah.
00:53:30Because plural.
00:53:31It can't be mom, I like to fucks.
00:53:33So it must be MILF.
00:53:34It must be MILF.
00:53:35Moms, I like to fuck.
00:53:37So, then...
00:53:38I am really glad you came tonight.
00:53:45You know, these past few months have been really tough for me.
00:53:49I mean, you know, the divorce and moving and all this change.
00:53:54But then you were there to just make things sort of nicer.
00:54:02And I'm not trying to pressure you or anything.
00:54:07But this has been so very, very special.
00:54:14That's all I'm saying.
00:54:17So thank you.
00:54:21Oh.
00:54:22Me too.
00:54:32Oh, shit.
00:54:33Can you keep it down?
00:54:35Come on.
00:54:36Move.
00:54:37Yeah, come on, move it.
00:54:40Yeah.
00:54:41Take that one.
00:54:43I'm going to take that off.
00:54:46Yeah.
00:54:47Come on, move it.
00:54:53Yeah, come on, move it.
00:54:55Yeah.
00:54:56Take it off.
00:55:00Yeah.
00:55:02Yeah.
00:55:06Just give me five more minutes.
00:55:16God.
00:55:17You give me a water or something.
00:55:23You are an animal.
00:55:28Are you my daddy?
00:55:32No.
00:55:36Are you my daddy?
00:55:37Oh, good world.
00:55:41What are you doing?
00:55:50Come on.
00:55:51Come on.
00:55:52God, go.
00:55:53What are you doing?
00:55:54Go!
00:55:55Go!
00:55:56What are you doing?
00:55:57What the hell?
00:55:58This is the word of this one.
00:55:59Go!
00:56:00Go!
00:56:01Go!
00:56:02Go!
00:56:03Go!
00:56:04Go!
00:56:05Go!
00:56:06Go!
00:56:07Go!
00:56:09Go!
00:56:10Go!
00:56:11Go!
00:56:12Go!
00:56:13Go!
00:56:14Go!
00:56:15Go!
00:56:16Go!
00:56:17Go!
00:56:18Go!
00:56:19Go!
00:56:20Go!
00:56:21Go!
00:56:22Go!
00:56:23Go!
00:56:24My dad's in town.
00:56:27He wants you to come to dinner.
00:56:29Your dad's in town, really?
00:56:31Tonight.
00:56:32I haven't seen your dad in forever.
00:56:34Yeah, man.
00:56:35You should totally come.
00:56:37I actually do have a lot of tests and stuff coming up.
00:56:40Especially one tomorrow.
00:56:41I got projects and stuff.
00:56:43No, no, no, no, no.
00:56:45I said my dad's in town and he wants you to come to dinner.
00:56:50Come on, man.
00:56:51You're like family.
00:56:53My mom's cooking.
00:56:54You love my mom's meat.
00:56:57Well...
00:56:58Why don't you just...
00:56:59Why don't you guys just hang out together or something?
00:57:01With the divorce and everything, it'd be nice.
00:57:04You know?
00:57:05No.
00:57:06No, man.
00:57:07How weird would that be?
00:57:08If they were...
00:57:09No, they wouldn't last one second.
00:57:10Just them.
00:57:11Trust me, dude.
00:57:12The divorce went really smooth.
00:57:13All right, fine.
00:57:14That's...
00:57:15Yeah.
00:57:16Okay.
00:57:17Okay, cool.
00:57:18Yeah, man.
00:57:19Yeah, that's fine.
00:57:20Dinner.
00:57:21I'm there for you, man.
00:57:22It'll be a blast.
00:57:23In all dimensions.
00:57:24I'm so glad everyone's here tonight.
00:57:26I'm pretty sure my mom hasn't said three words to my dad.
00:57:28Really?
00:57:29Don't worry about it, man.
00:57:30I'll be fine.
00:57:31How are you, Mr. Reese?
00:57:32How are you, Mr. Reese?
00:57:33Oh, I'm just wonderful.
00:57:34And look at you.
00:57:35A college man now.
00:57:36Heh.
00:57:37I'm so glad everyone's here tonight.
00:57:39I'm so glad everyone's here tonight.
00:57:42I'm pretty sure my mom hasn't said three words to my dad.
00:57:45Really?
00:57:46Don't worry about it, man.
00:57:47I'll be fine.
00:57:49How are you, Mr. Reese?
00:57:52Oh, I'm just wonderful.
00:57:55And look at you.
00:57:56A college man now.
00:57:59Heh.
00:58:00I'm good, and apparently so is my ex-wife.
00:58:05Is that right?
00:58:07Well, look at this place.
00:58:09It's fabulous.
00:58:10Everything brand new.
00:58:11I should have gotten one myself.
00:58:13Oh, wait.
00:58:14I did pay for this.
00:58:18She spared no expenses.
00:58:20Perhaps you can get your nephew to loan you a few dollars
00:58:23and fix up your place.
00:58:25So, Brandon, how are you?
00:58:29Anthony tells me you're really busy lately.
00:58:32Uh, heh.
00:58:34Yeah.
00:58:35Kind of.
00:58:36But he's been seeing someone.
00:58:38Really?
00:58:39Someone?
00:58:43Well, you know, just...
00:58:46I still don't know who it is.
00:58:47He won't tell me.
00:58:48I'm sure he has a good reason for that.
00:58:50Brandon, can I give you a little advice?
00:58:54Sure.
00:58:55You've got to make sure you enjoy college.
00:58:59College is a time for discovering who you are.
00:59:05Experimenting.
00:59:07I regret I didn't do enough of that myself.
00:59:09Uh, thank you, sir.
00:59:12I'm sure a lot of people have that regret, Sheldon.
00:59:17I'm being serious, Brandon.
00:59:19You need to keep an open mind in college.
00:59:22I am sure that Brandon is being plenty adventurous in college.
00:59:26Actually, uh, Anthony over here, he's got quite the funny story about that.
00:59:33Uh, tell it to Anthony.
00:59:35Remember the time that we got all, uh, adventurous at that we did?
00:59:39I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:59:41Well, I'm sure you two will find exactly what you're looking for.
00:59:44Maybe it's closer than you think.
00:59:47Or maybe it's something you never thought you'd consider.
00:59:51But just, you know, take your time. Don't rush into anything.
00:59:55On the contrary, it's never too late to change tack.
00:59:59Enough!
01:00:00God, guys, can't you just go through one dinner without fighting?
01:00:03You got divorced for a reason.
01:00:06Brandon's not even your son.
01:00:08I get it.
01:00:09He's like a brother to me.
01:00:10Cause he's a good, loyal, true friend.
01:00:12But that doesn't mean you have to fight over him like you do me.
01:00:15Mom, I know you guys just got divorced,
01:00:19but I want you to know that I think it'd be good for you to get out there, you know?
01:00:24Find that special someone.
01:00:27Thank you, dear.
01:00:29Oh, God, come on, Mom. You're a catch.
01:00:32You got a great house, a good job.
01:00:34What guy wouldn't want you? Am I right?
01:00:37Yeah.
01:00:39What guy wouldn't want you? I...
01:00:42So, so, Mr. Reese, uh, Anthony over here tells me that you, uh, just got back from a trip?
01:00:48Yes, that's right. I was in Southeast Asia.
01:00:50Oh, what part of Southeast Asia?
01:00:54Actually, I was in Bangkok.
01:00:57Did you travel alone or with a partner?
01:01:00Oh, yeah, yeah, you went with that, uh, your new recent partner, the guy who invested in the house with you.
01:01:05Oh, your new business partner, the guy you invested in the house with.
01:01:09Would that be in Palm Springs?
01:01:11That's correct.
01:01:13It's really great in the Springs now. You guys would love it.
01:01:16Feel free to come by anytime.
01:01:19Okay.
01:01:23Someone pass me the salad.
01:01:24Oh, yeah, Dad.
01:01:30Night, boys.
01:01:31Thanks.
01:01:32Good night, Dad.
01:01:33Good night.
01:01:35Whoa, whoa.
01:01:36Oh, dude, it's Nate.
01:01:38He says he's got an emergency, man. We gotta go.
01:01:40No, wait, man. I really do have a big e-contest. Just drop me off at campus.
01:01:44Man, it's on the other side of town. He's at Treasure Hall.
01:01:48I'll take a cab then.
01:01:49Nonsense. I'm going right by the campus. I can take him.
01:01:52Okay. Um, I guess that's okay with you.
01:01:56Whatever.
01:01:57You go take care of your friends.
01:02:00He'll be safe with me.
01:02:03All right. Thanks, Dad.
01:02:08I hear him.
01:02:13Shall we?
01:02:16Hold here. That door always sticks.
01:02:22Mr. Reese, what are you... what are you doing?
01:02:25Brandon, there's something I wanted to say to you.
01:02:29You have to admit, there was some electricity in that room tonight.
01:02:33Excuse me?
01:02:35You know what I'm talking about? At the table?
01:02:39Mr. Reese, look, I'm flattered.
01:02:41Do you understand what I'm trying to ask you?
01:02:44I don't know, man. What?
01:02:46How long have you been fucking my ex-wife?
01:02:50What?
01:02:51I'm not. I haven't...
01:02:52No, we're not.
01:02:53Oh, please.
01:02:54I've seen the way she's looking at you.
01:02:56And that little game of crotch soccer.
01:02:58That wasn't exactly her being magnanimous.
01:03:01I'm gay, not stupid.
01:03:04I'm sorry.
01:03:07You don't have to apologize to me.
01:03:11But you and Anthony have been friends for so long.
01:03:14I want you to honestly think about what this might do to your friendship.
01:03:20You just promise me that?
01:03:23Yeah, I will. I will.
01:03:25I know you will.
01:03:26Now, let's get you back to school.
01:03:33Oh, that's...
01:03:37Oh! Oh!
01:03:40Yeah.
01:03:42Hey, is this... Where's Nate?
01:03:44Are you Nate?
01:03:45Uh, yeah.
01:03:47Here.
01:03:49Hello?
01:03:50Hey.
01:03:51Jerkoff, I'm in the lobby.
01:03:53What's the emergency?
01:03:54Dude, I am wasted.
01:03:57You gotta give me a ride, yeah?
01:03:59Still call a cab?
01:04:01What do you call a cab?
01:04:03No, dude, you're here now.
01:04:04Just... just come up and give me a ride.
01:04:07Oh, yeah.
01:04:09Oh, dude.
01:04:10I think I'm... I think I'm doing it with our physics teacher's wife.
01:04:13You know, Mrs. Hiller.
01:04:14How cool is that, dude?
01:04:16Hey, uh, buzz him up, will ya?
01:04:21God, Mr. Hiller.
01:04:23He's here. He's here. He's here.
01:04:24Hey, Mr. Hiller.
01:04:27Yes? And who are you?
01:04:29It's... it's me.
01:04:31Anthony Reese.
01:04:32I'm in your physics class... in college.
01:04:35How nice.
01:04:37Good to see you, Mr. Reese.
01:04:39Hey, wait, wait, wait.
01:04:42Hi, sweetie.
01:04:44Oh, you're early.
01:04:46Did you forget about the Henderson's dinner party?
01:04:48I must have.
01:04:50I am so sorry, baby.
01:04:52I better go clean up right now.
01:04:54You wanna come with me?
01:04:55Oh, indeed. Let's do that.
01:04:56Yeah.
01:04:58Come on, come on, come on, come on, jackass!
01:05:00I'm sorry, Mrs. Hiller.
01:05:01Someone's a post-op for me.
01:05:03Did you get what you wanted, at least?
01:05:05Yeah.
01:05:06She was a straight-up freak.
01:05:09Whoa, you should have seen the size of the man.
01:05:11And the best bit, I got it all on video.
01:05:16Just need to dry it off.
01:05:18Where's Ross?
01:05:19Last I saw he was getting a milk of his own.
01:05:21I'm not so good.
01:05:22I'm almost there.
01:05:23I'm almost there!
01:05:24I'm almost there!
01:05:26Oh, yeah!
01:05:27Oh, yeah!
01:05:28Oh, yeah!
01:05:29Oh, yeah!
01:05:31Victoria?
01:05:33Oh, shit!
01:05:34I don't know what.
01:05:35Oh, there is an emergency, thanks.
01:06:05Good morning.
01:06:07Good morning.
01:06:09Last night was incredible.
01:06:13You were incredible.
01:06:15You too.
01:06:21Who wants pancakes?
01:06:24Anthony?
01:06:25What are you doing here?
01:06:26I brought you strawberries, your favorite.
01:06:29Thanks, Anthony.
01:06:31Come on, Dad.
01:06:32Don't you want your pancakes?
01:06:34What?
01:06:35Strawberries, honey.
01:06:37What is this?
01:06:37What is this?
01:06:39Yay!
01:06:40Watch this.
01:06:41See ya!
01:06:41Let's see ya!
01:07:43Oh, God.
01:07:54What the hell?
01:07:54All right, okay, look, it fell in the hot tub.
01:07:59It's all right, we can fix it.
01:08:00Besides, if I don't, I don't get credit for the last milf.
01:08:03So it'll be done, don't worry.
01:08:04Do you have any idea how much this equipment costs?
01:08:07What happened to the second button cam?
01:08:08Well...
01:08:10Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
01:08:13There was an incident.
01:08:14You went for the cross shot, didn't you?
01:08:16No.
01:08:17Okay, yes, but it wasn't my fault.
01:08:20Do you know there's this suction thing that...
01:08:21Oh, that's it, man.
01:08:22I've had it with you two and your crap.
01:08:25All you do is take and take and you don't even care about anyone else.
01:08:30Why do you two jerk-offs keep looking at your phone?
01:08:32Milfs, they keep texting us.
01:08:33Me too.
01:08:34It's like they think we're dating or something.
01:08:36Can you two focus, please?
01:08:38I knew you were gonna break my stuff.
01:08:40I knew it.
01:08:41I let you borrow it anyway.
01:08:43Then really, it's your fault.
01:08:44That's what I'm talking about right there, man.
01:08:47You never take responsibility.
01:08:49You just get into all kinds of crap and expect it's gonna work out.
01:08:53You should be embarrassed, man.
01:08:55Ow, this is ridiculous.
01:08:59What are you assholes?
01:09:01You are.
01:09:01Thanks for being cool about me digging out last night.
01:09:10What happened with that?
01:09:11Nate lied to me, man.
01:09:12He needed someone to run an interference.
01:09:19I'm gonna ask you something about last night.
01:09:22Sure.
01:09:22It's a real weird vibe.
01:09:25My parents fighting over you.
01:09:31You don't think they're getting back together, do you?
01:09:34I mean, because I love my dad,
01:09:37but I've just never, ever thought that they were happy together.
01:09:41And last night was just a reminder of all of it.
01:09:50Who is it?
01:09:52Okay, guys.
01:09:53Guys, hear us out.
01:09:54We're done.
01:09:55Yeah.
01:09:55We're through.
01:09:56Right.
01:09:57The bet's off.
01:09:58I won.
01:09:58I did.
01:09:59But who cares?
01:09:59Okay, right.
01:10:00These women, they're crazy.
01:10:02Yeah, hormonally unbalanced.
01:10:04Sexually frustrated.
01:10:05Menopausal.
01:10:06Fine.
01:10:07Congratulations.
01:10:08No, no, no, no.
01:10:08Wait, there's more.
01:10:09Look, we need to stop them.
01:10:11They call us 24-7.
01:10:12They know where we live.
01:10:12They just won't stop.
01:10:13Yeah, I have finals in two weeks.
01:10:15Oh.
01:10:16Um, we need your mom's house.
01:10:20Where's that?
01:10:21This ought to be good.
01:10:22Look, there's no way the Mills will come to a party at a dorm.
01:10:24Yeah, and there's no way that people will pay for a party in the dorms.
01:10:26Oh, hold up, hold up.
01:10:28Back it up.
01:10:28Why do we need the Mills to show up at my mom's house?
01:10:32Okay, okay.
01:10:32Think about it, right?
01:10:33What if they had other young guys to go after?
01:10:37Right?
01:10:37Other young studs to, like, tickle their, uh, you know, their fancy.
01:10:40Then they finally stopped calling us.
01:10:43No.
01:10:45Oh, come on, man.
01:10:45Aren't you supposed to wingman for us?
01:10:47Come on, Brandon.
01:10:48Didn't you bequit your debt to us?
01:10:50Sure.
01:10:51Then, uh, technically, you owe us.
01:10:54Fine.
01:10:55I'll do it.
01:10:55But this officially pays off my debt.
01:10:58Okay, great.
01:10:58Awesome.
01:10:58Because we already started putting these up around campus.
01:11:01And at the Mills bar.
01:11:03Oh.
01:11:04My.
01:11:05God.
01:11:17Hey, stranger.
01:11:18Hey, what's up?
01:11:19I thought you guys were having a house party.
01:11:21That's pretty awesome.
01:11:23Yeah, not me, but...
01:11:24Oh, but are you going to go?
01:11:26Yes, but...
01:11:28I think I'm going to go, too.
01:11:29I could use the opportunity to blow off some scheme after all these tests.
01:11:34That is if you're going to be having some of that sweet, sweet micro-brew action going on again.
01:11:39No, I really think it's just going to be the regular kind of beer.
01:11:46Oh.
01:11:48You don't want me to come?
01:11:50No, of course not.
01:11:53Great.
01:11:54Well, then I'll see you there in a few hours.
01:11:56Great.
01:11:57Thanks.
01:11:57Bye.
01:11:58Bye.
01:12:06You haven't returned any of my calls.
01:12:08I know.
01:12:09Look, we need to talk.
01:12:13Okay.
01:12:14I've heard that time before.
01:12:16Look.
01:12:18It's been fun.
01:12:19Right?
01:12:19It has.
01:12:20But we both knew this wasn't going to last forever.
01:12:23I mean, I just, I really don't want to hurt Anthony.
01:12:30Well, what about me?
01:12:31Don't you care what I think?
01:12:34Of course.
01:12:35But Sheldon talked to you, didn't he?
01:12:38The what?
01:12:39Asshole.
01:12:40He doesn't want me to be happy.
01:12:41Holly.
01:12:42Look.
01:12:42Seriously.
01:12:43You are the first person I've been attracted to since divorce.
01:12:47And what?
01:12:47Now you're suddenly popular and you're just going to dump me like trash?
01:12:51No.
01:12:51How's it looking?
01:13:16Hey, so far, so good.
01:13:21Oh.
01:13:22Oh, thank God.
01:13:24She's alive.
01:13:26Best way to spend the rest of the year, you know?
01:13:29Best buds hanging out.
01:13:30Nice party, fellas.
01:13:33It's not bad.
01:13:34Oh, hey, man.
01:13:38Um, hey, listen, you know, it was really great living right next to you, you know?
01:13:44I'm sorry we didn't get to hang out more.
01:13:47Yeah, sure, whatever.
01:13:49What happened to your eye?
01:14:00Now he's Captain Asshole.
01:14:02Hey, man, I'm going to go wander around for a bit.
01:14:04You cool?
01:14:05Oh, yeah, man.
01:14:05I'm cool.
01:14:06I'm cool.
01:14:07All right.
01:14:07Get out there, dude.
01:14:08Cool.
01:14:09All right.
01:14:13Hey.
01:14:14Hey.
01:14:14You made it.
01:14:14Yeah.
01:14:15Oh.
01:14:16I wouldn't miss it.
01:14:17Especially, um, since all the cool kids are here.
01:14:21Yeah.
01:14:22Yeah.
01:14:24Look at that.
01:14:28Isn't that just silly?
01:14:30I mean, why would you bother with someone with such a huge age gap?
01:14:34Maybe, I don't know, maybe they just got a real connection or something.
01:14:40Hmm.
01:14:42So, uh, your plans for summer?
01:14:44Oh, um, actually, I have an internship.
01:14:46Oh.
01:14:46Yeah, so I'm going to be around here.
01:14:48So what about you?
01:14:49Yeah, um, I, I, uh, I just live about 20 minutes away, so, um, I, I do, I'll be right
01:14:54here, right in this area.
01:14:56Cool.
01:14:59Most of my friends are going home for the summer, so, so, uh, I'm going to need someone to hang
01:15:04out with.
01:15:04Oh, I'm going to be here, so.
01:15:05Okay, I'm going to take you up on that.
01:15:07Okay, thank you.
01:15:08Oh, no.
01:15:11Oh, can, can you just excuse me just for a moment?
01:15:13Oh, sure.
01:15:14I just have to take care of something.
01:15:16Okay.
01:15:17Be quick.
01:15:17Okay.
01:15:18Be quick.
01:15:18I'll be here.
01:15:19All right.
01:15:20Bye.
01:15:20Bye.
01:15:25Hey, stud.
01:15:26You had me worried.
01:15:32I thought you were leaving, but you didn't.
01:15:36I was going to, but I, but you stayed.
01:15:39That must mean something.
01:15:41No, it's over.
01:15:42Seriously, I, uh.
01:15:45No, not yet.
01:15:46Mom, we're all out of a field.
01:15:51Oh, shit.
01:15:53No, uh.
01:15:58Dude.
01:15:59What?
01:16:02Jesus, Mom.
01:16:06How long has this been going on?
01:16:08Just to the dorm party?
01:16:14What?
01:16:16Brandon.
01:16:17You made me feel so guilty, man.
01:16:20And this whole time, you've been screwing my mom?
01:16:22I'm sorry.
01:16:27Sorry, man.
01:16:28Anthony.
01:16:38Anthony.
01:16:42Hey.
01:16:47I'm sorry.
01:16:48I'm sorry.
01:16:49Oh, shit.
01:17:15No, wait, wait, Alice, wait.
01:17:19What kind of friend am I?
01:17:26Your mom, I don't know why.
01:17:28I'm sorry, man.
01:17:30It's not cool.
01:17:31Sorry.
01:17:35Ron, I let you keep thinking it was okay to feel guilty about just seeing my mom naked.
01:17:41I don't know how we're going to fix this, man.
01:17:43I want to.
01:17:44I really do.
01:17:45I just don't know how.
01:17:46And I'm really, I'm willing to do whatever it takes.
01:17:51Anything.
01:17:51I'll do anything.
01:17:53Just say something.
01:17:55Please, just say anything.
01:17:57Well, I screwed your mom, too.
01:18:01Huh?
01:18:03Dude, it was like...
01:18:04I'm sorry.
01:18:05I thought you were gone.
01:18:07I did.
01:18:07I can't leave.
01:18:09I'm sorry.
01:18:09This is not a fee.
01:18:14The moment I opened that door, she was, like, possessed, man.
01:18:17She wanted it.
01:18:19Drop him.
01:18:20What?
01:18:21You heard me.
01:18:22You got to see me.
01:18:25Now I get to see you.
01:18:27Okay.
01:18:29Um, yeah.
01:18:31There was, there was no stopping right here, did you?
01:18:39She's...
01:18:39Shut up!
01:18:56Just call it even.
01:19:02I don't know.
01:19:04Yeah?
01:19:05Call it even.
01:19:11Can you just give us a minute?
01:19:14Okay.
01:19:14Okay.
01:19:26Look, Brandon, I'm not going to lie.
01:19:45I think we had a really great thing going.
01:19:50But...
01:19:51You're right.
01:19:53This wasn't supposed to last forever.
01:19:55And after seeing what it did to you and Anthony's friendship,
01:20:00it's best that it end now,
01:20:02while you guys still have a chance to be friends.
01:20:05And it would be really weird if we had a real relationship.
01:20:11What if we got together?
01:20:12You'd be Anthony's stepdad.
01:20:15Yes, that would be weird.
01:20:21See you around, kid.
01:20:25Well, have a good summer, ladies.
01:20:46You're still going to be around, right?
01:20:47Yeah.
01:20:47Yeah, I got some units to make up.
01:20:49I'll be here.
01:20:49You're going to be here?
01:20:50Yeah.
01:20:51Cool.
01:20:52Cool.
01:20:52Go close.
01:20:52All right.
01:20:53All right.
01:20:53Sweet.
01:20:54Let me take it on.
01:20:57Hold up.
01:20:58Is that the chocolate syrup girl?
01:21:01Is that her?
01:21:01Hey, Dave, check it out.
01:21:03I can't believe you're still seeing her.
01:21:15I guess I'm a romantic at heart.
01:21:20Peace, guys.
01:21:21See you later.
01:21:22Wow.
01:21:24Hey, guys, I'm out here as well.
01:21:26You'll see the ladies one last time before I head out of town.
01:21:28We got one more round with the Nick man.
01:21:30Woo-hoo!
01:21:32See you next day.
01:21:34Later, man.
01:21:35Yeah, lady.
01:21:38It's us, huh?
01:21:44Well, that's everything.
01:21:48Yeah, I guess so.
01:21:49Are you going to come by the house later or later on?
01:21:56Yeah, probably.
01:22:00Hey, man, I was thinking, if anybody was going to be sleeping with my mom, I'm glad it was you.
01:22:06What the hell?
01:22:06Come on, man.
01:22:07What?
01:22:07Too soon?
01:22:10Well, um, my dad wants to meet me for dinner, so I got to go.
01:22:16He's got something important to tell me.
01:22:18Hey, I'll call you later.
01:22:23Sure.
01:22:26Cool.
01:22:40So.
01:22:42So.
01:22:43How have you been?
01:22:45Good.
01:22:46Good, I've been good.
01:22:46But, um, I'm just packing, and I'm moving to a new apartment off campus, so I just came by to pick up a few of my things.
01:22:54I didn't think you'd want to see me after the incident at the party.
01:22:57Yeah, that was strange.
01:22:59Yeah.
01:23:00But I, you know.
01:23:02That's okay.
01:23:04Anthony came to see me.
01:23:05He told me everything.
01:23:07He did?
01:23:08He told me that, um, he ended up dating your cousin, and he didn't tell you about it, so it ended up being weird for you and your family.
01:23:19So, it's okay.
01:23:20Don't worry about it.
01:23:23Yeah.
01:23:24But it was my fault, too.
01:23:26That's a nice pattern.
01:23:31Thanks.
01:23:31I made it myself.
01:23:35Brandon, is that a peephole?
01:23:37Yeah.
01:23:39It's a long story, but our neighbor moved out already, so it's fine.
01:23:45It's a real place to ourselves.
01:23:46It's a real place.
01:23:49Good.
01:23:49Good.
01:24:00Good.
01:24:12Good.
01:24:13Good.