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00:00:00Jesus Christ, holy shit, in the love of God.
00:00:30He's dead, inspector.
00:00:47Very good, Watson.
00:00:55Who's Watson?
00:01:00How come you give me that old burning desire?
00:01:15How come you always not up out of the wire?
00:01:19You call me baby, so I come back soon.
00:01:22And when I get there, I'm just howlin' at the moon.
00:01:27How come you get to me?
00:01:31How come you get to me?
00:01:33How come I never know just what you mean?
00:01:40And when I check on you, you come up, please.
00:01:44Something's strange is surely going on.
00:01:49What makes me hurt to think you'll still be gone?
00:01:52How come you get to me?
00:01:56How come you get to me?
00:01:59Don't take advantage of my heart this way.
00:02:06I know you'll make up something nice to say.
00:02:10Don't tell me lies.
00:02:12I believe all truth.
00:02:14How come you'll make up something nice to say.
00:02:15Cause if you do it, we'll come back on you.
00:02:18How come you get to me?
00:02:22How come you get to me?
00:02:25You are aware of my work, are you not?
00:02:51Yes, you're a priest who investigates satanic possessions,
00:02:54the occult, and just about anything the church deems unsanitary.
00:02:59The body was found about four weeks after the circus left town.
00:03:03Inspector, why are you telling me this?
00:03:06The man was the transient.
00:03:08The last time he was seen was when he was snatching a bag from this woman.
00:03:12This is an old photo.
00:03:14Are you sure you have the right woman?
00:03:17Yeah.
00:03:24She disappeared right after her bag was stolen.
00:03:28We identified her through home video shot at the circus.
00:03:36Very loose summers.
00:03:37You want to tell me about her?
00:03:38Like why you filed a missing persons report on her?
00:03:40First, I need to know more about this murder.
00:03:43Specifically, how was he killed?
00:03:46Well, the consensus of opinion is he was killed by a wolf.
00:03:49The only thing is that this wolf would have been twice the size of the Hound of the Baskervilles.
00:03:53What?
00:03:54Hound of the Baskervilles.
00:03:55It was a Sherlock...
00:03:56What else, Inspector?
00:03:57What else?
00:03:58Well, according to the experts, the wolf attack will have standing on his hind legs.
00:04:01That would have made it well over six feet tall.
00:04:03Do you know what sort of wolf killed this man?
00:04:06A very big one?
00:04:18I like it when I put on a big cowboy hat.
00:04:21Goose around the kitchen and I make you laugh.
00:04:24I like it like that.
00:04:25I like it like that.
00:04:26I like it like that.
00:04:27I like it like that.
00:04:28I like it like that.
00:04:29I like it like that.
00:04:30And I like it when we sit quiet on the couch.
00:04:33I like the way you wear your big cab老 hat.
00:04:48I like it like that.
00:04:50I like it like that.
00:04:52G'day, can I get a beer mate?
00:04:57Good.
00:04:58It's a Seems Eric huppark.
00:05:01it's a country jukebox not about george jones huh so it's not a country jukebox without george jones
00:05:08hey it's got everyone else what's such a big deal about george jones from the beatles to
00:05:13the rolling stones they could all sing like they wanted to they'd all sing like george jones
00:05:20jim do you know who wrote that song george jones
00:05:25jim the only thing you know about country music is the first four letters
00:05:29brock sorry cheryl i didn't know you could spell yeah and i can also count up to 86.
00:05:36hi bob mo nice to meet you good day i'm ted ted smith this is jim huh so this is jim
00:05:43hi jim oh i'm actually ted well i'm right from australia oh yeah but i play most of the way
00:05:49your arms tired i only want to flap them okay that could give you armoritis it's all right i just had
00:05:54a bout of hepatitis yeah a little bit further down your leg you'd probably get pneumonia hell
00:06:01i'd be more worried about small cocks well i'm pretty lucky there i've already had dick theory
00:06:09so what brings you to pioneer town well a fellow down in yucca valley told me there was a job
00:06:13garden here so i came up well harriet's the one you're gonna have to talk to harriet evan do you know
00:06:18where harriet's at i think she's in effect when i would like to label in there what do you think
00:06:31it was the charm on the good looks hey dude it takes a lot to impress that girl i mean a lot
00:06:38the being that killed that man is none other than our adversary the devil in a lycanthropic
00:06:48manifestation you want a subtitle left for me father the killer is a werewolf i knew it was
00:06:55going to be a bad day when i got up this morning you mean to tell me that the victim was killed by a
00:07:01a werewolf inspector he never calls me away by the phone he always leaves me so i'm here all alone
00:07:13he never needs me hey how do you think give me a drink jim i need one bad how's the benefit doing good
00:07:28getting closer how are you feeling i'll tell you better after i have my drink
00:07:39them kids underage no pappy you know you check everyone's id didn't check mine shut up brock
00:07:46what's this soda water pappy dammit jim i wanted a drink sorry pappy various orders since when has
00:08:02she been giving orders around here since 1974. pappy i'd like you to meet ted he came here looking for
00:08:09work good day there you're the boss here i run the place what are you smiling at oh nothing pappy
00:08:18well hi ted bob said you was looking for work yeah that's right harry well good you know well we don't
00:08:23pay much but you can have some food and a place to sleep well i'll tell you what it's best offer i've had
00:08:28to date good
00:08:44now love's a memory cold of stone but i need my heart so i won't be alone crazy heart crazy heart
00:08:56come back to me oh crazy heart crazy heart first day everything according to plan
00:09:08land the job now i gotta find out about the town before they find out about me
00:09:26so
00:09:37so
00:10:39Then we danced the night into the day.
00:10:48If there's a chance that you won't be, then take me.
00:10:56I promise love, that's true, it's hard on me, everybody.
00:11:06I spent the night...
00:11:09Ted's a cowboy?
00:11:11Hey, Ted.
00:11:12Yeah.
00:11:13You used to ride in rodeos in Australia, didn't you?
00:11:16Oh, yeah.
00:11:16I'm still the Australian champion.
00:11:18Australian champion?
00:11:20What stopped you, Ted?
00:11:21Can't pull up the horse.
00:11:22Hey, Jack.
00:11:27Looks like you've been getting your shirts out of Jack's inside of the closet again.
00:11:31Good night, Jacqueline.
00:11:41I hate to sound skeptical.
00:11:43I believed in Santa Claus until I was eight years old.
00:11:45I'm not a flippant man, nor a religious zealot, but everything I'm about to tell you is based on fact, not supposition.
00:11:53Okay, facts I can deal with.
00:11:55These facts go back 500 years.
00:11:57Excuse me, 500 years?
00:11:59Yes.
00:12:00This is going to be a long story?
00:12:03Especially if you keep interrupting.
00:12:06Point taken.
00:12:07Late in the 15th century, Inspector, the Vatican sent an Inquisition team to Hungary, near Budapest, because there had been reports of a werewolf sighting.
00:12:17The night before the team arrived at the castle, Count Shusko poisoned everyone, then killed himself and his wife.
00:12:24Of course, their deaths were seen as an admission of guilt, and without exorcism, it meant that the evil still prevailed within the castle.
00:12:35The Inquisition believed that Satan had taken the castle under his protection.
00:12:41They ordered the castle to be razed.
00:12:43Three times they set fire to it, but each time the fire went out.
00:12:48After that, no one would even walk in the shadow of the castle's walls, let alone set foot inside it.
00:12:54The bar actually made a little profit, considering that a certain someone never writes down anything that he spends or drinks.
00:13:05Then get rid of them, Harriet.
00:13:06I don't want anybody around that can't do their job.
00:13:09What are you smiling at?
00:13:11Oh, nothing.
00:13:13You know, Bobby, I was thinking, how about an early night?
00:13:16I was thinking of helping Jim.
00:13:18He may be busy, you know.
00:13:22If he gets busy, I'll help out.
00:13:25Good night, girls.
00:13:27Good night.
00:13:30Leslie, you look terrific.
00:13:32Are you losing all your weight?
00:13:33I don't think so.
00:13:34I think this is new to pay-to-chip diet's work.
00:13:36I've got the best diet, Leslie.
00:13:38Hey, come here, you do.
00:13:39What kind of diet's that?
00:13:40It's the vodka diet.
00:13:42The vodka diet?
00:13:43Get out of here.
00:13:43Yeah, I drink vodka all the time.
00:13:45Does it work?
00:13:46Oh, yeah.
00:13:46Lost three days already.
00:13:47This isn't a line dance.
00:13:55A real men done line done.
00:13:57He's a dancer, he bad.
00:13:59I thought he said he was a cowboy.
00:14:00She gave me the old twist and shout in the best of one of my time.
00:14:07I gave her the old rock and roll, and I'm still on your mind.
00:14:14I couldn't change or rearrange the things they know are you.
00:14:18He planned that well, didn't he?
00:14:34Bonnie, you make him sound like such a schemer.
00:14:37Hey, if the shoe fits, wear it.
00:14:38He told you he could dance.
00:14:46You know, Jim.
00:14:48Hey, I know what I'm not wanting.
00:14:52No, you don't.
00:15:02Hey, did I pass?
00:15:03It wasn't a test.
00:15:05Was it?
00:15:07Tell me what you're really doing in Pioneertown.
00:15:11The whole place was boarded up and forgotten until 1987,
00:15:16when the Communist government, in its infinite wisdom,
00:15:19decided the place would make an excellent tourist attraction.
00:15:22The first group included the woman in your photograph.
00:15:26When they walked up the stairs that day,
00:15:28and like the occupants of the castle 500 years ago,
00:15:32they too were destined never to get out alive.
00:15:35The official story was that they had gotten lost during a freak blizzard
00:15:40in the labyrinth of tunnels beneath the castle.
00:15:43A subsequent fire destroyed the castle,
00:15:45caused the tunnels to collapse,
00:15:47and made the bodies impossible to recover.
00:15:49That was the official story.
00:15:51Excuse me for interrupting.
00:15:52Do you have another name?
00:15:53I feel a bit self-conscious,
00:15:55and I don't mean any disrespect.
00:15:57You can call me John.
00:15:59John, that's good, John.
00:16:02It's getting late.
00:16:03It's 12.45,
00:16:04and I'd really like to take a rain check on the rest of the story.
00:16:07Not that it's not interesting.
00:16:09I just think it's a tad more than I'd expected.
00:16:12And I'd like some time just to kind of think it through.
00:16:15Inspector, much work needs to be done.
00:16:17I understand it.
00:16:18It has my utmost priority,
00:16:20but I really must go.
00:16:21Well, where, sir?
00:16:24To the nearest bar.
00:16:31I just got tired of the whole LA scene,
00:16:33decided to get out.
00:16:36Ted, it's not important.
00:16:39I'm sorry I asked.
00:16:41Ted?
00:16:43Oh.
00:16:44You coming back to the motel?
00:16:47Yes, he is.
00:16:50Good night, sir.
00:16:51Bob!
00:16:57Bob!
00:17:02Bob, it's so nice of you to walk me back to the motel.
00:17:05I mean, I really appreciate it.
00:17:07Look, after her husband died,
00:17:09she hasn't really been interested in anybody.
00:17:11This is me.
00:17:12You'd have a better chance with Madonna.
00:17:14I've been there, done that.
00:17:15I've been there, done that.
00:17:16I've been there, done that.
00:17:17Really?
00:17:17Madonna?
00:17:18With a bullshitter, bullshitter, bullshitter?
00:17:21What's she like?
00:17:22Who?
00:17:23Madonna?
00:17:25About the same as your sister.
00:17:28That good.
00:17:29You are sick, you hear me?
00:17:32Sick, sick, sick.
00:17:35Town's perfect.
00:17:36Vulnerable.
00:17:37People easily manipulated.
00:17:40Why do I care if I hurt them?
00:17:42It's never bothered me before.
00:17:44Okay, now, this is really a story song.
00:17:58I was on the road with my band, just singing away.
00:18:02Had a little trouble, and I had to come home a week early.
00:18:07And I thought, I'm not going to call Pappy.
00:18:09I'm just going to go home and surprise him.
00:18:12Well, I was the one that was surprised,
00:18:14because when I was walking up my door,
00:18:18there was Pappy giving singing lessons to this little blonde.
00:18:23And I opened the door, and I said,
00:18:25Look at how this urinal's small.
00:18:29I wrote this one.
00:18:31The bottom of my heart.
00:18:33You reckon it's small, Ted?
00:18:34What?
00:18:35It's small, isn't it?
00:18:38Cocktail wing, bro.
00:18:42Stop shaving, bro.
00:18:43Do the things that I've been through.
00:18:46So take him if you want him,
00:18:49and keep him if you can.
00:18:51But let me tell you, sister,
00:18:53that's one hell of a man.
00:18:55Now listen, girls, I wrote that song a long time ago.
00:19:22You know a man with women that have a role to play.
00:19:30He runs around at night when she's at home to stay.
00:19:36There's been a dozen just about like you,
00:19:40and there'll be a dozen more before he's through.
00:19:45And you're loving like you've never been lovely before.
00:19:51You're watching.
00:19:51Five, two, seven, eight.
00:19:53At night before we know about like you.
00:20:01Look, thanks.
00:20:02Cheers.
00:20:03Bye.
00:20:03Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:20:33Oh, oh, oh, oh
00:20:37Yeah, we're closing.
00:20:55You better wake up Sleeping Beauty.
00:20:57Yeah, oh, what do you want?
00:21:06I'm sorry, we inquires in half and late, ma'am.
00:21:10Who's gonna make me?
00:21:11Amy?
00:21:11What the hell are you doing in there?
00:21:34How about if I told your friends in there what you really are?
00:21:40Is everything okay?
00:21:45Yeah.
00:21:46Does he know you?
00:21:48He's so plastic he wouldn't know his own mother, even if he went to the zoo.
00:21:52No.
00:21:52No.
00:22:22Hey, what's going on out there?
00:22:27I thought I heard something out here.
00:22:33Something spooking the deer.
00:22:36Oh, come on back in here, some damn fool coyote.
00:22:52Oh, come on.
00:23:22Oh, come on.
00:23:52Oh, come on.
00:24:22It was an awful scream.
00:24:29I'm surprised you didn't hear it.
00:24:31It woke me up.
00:24:32I hear more than a scream if he ever comes back here.
00:24:35Well, after the scream, I looked through my window, and I saw someone wandering around.
00:24:40It looked like Ted.
00:24:42Ted?
00:24:43What has he got to do with it?
00:24:45Well, they had a fight at the bar last night.
00:24:46Well, do me a favor and go look for Ted, and ask him if he knows anything about this.
00:24:52Okay.
00:24:53Well, let's go.
00:25:00It's gone all right.
00:25:23You must have hissed to ride on one of those big rings.
00:25:25You know, I tell Jim not to serve those drunks, but he does anyhow.
00:25:28Do you want me to get Yarrow to come and fix his door?
00:25:31Yeah, as soon as he's done fixing the wiring at the bar.
00:25:34He better be working over there.
00:25:36Oh yeah, he's over at the bar.
00:25:38Thanks for looking, honey.
00:25:39Okay.
00:25:48You're an hour late, Yarrow.
00:25:58Jim, you seen Ted?
00:26:13I think he's over there.
00:26:16Ted, Cheryl was looking for you.
00:26:29That's the story of my life, Jim.
00:26:31She's over there.
00:26:35She's over there.
00:26:44Hey, Jim.
00:26:45You missed a bit here.
00:26:46Cheryl, you looking for something?
00:27:01Well, yes, actually.
00:27:02I was looking for you.
00:27:03You know that drunk, the one you had the fight with last night?
00:27:05Yeah.
00:27:06He disappeared this morning.
00:27:07Disappeared?
00:27:08What's that got to do with me?
00:27:10Well, Harriet asked me to see if you knew anything about it.
00:27:13No.
00:27:14Why would I know anything about it?
00:27:16Well, didn't you hear him screaming?
00:27:18You were outside, weren't you?
00:27:19About three o'clock this morning?
00:27:21No.
00:27:22No, I was asleep.
00:27:23I was dead to the world.
00:27:24Sorry, Cheryl.
00:27:25No.
00:27:28The tour guide told the real story to a priest as he was dying.
00:27:33A freak blizzard had blown up that night, stranding.
00:27:38None of them seemed overly concerned.
00:27:40They were not to know that the spirit of the werewolf had already assumed the identity of one of the group.
00:27:46Even as they were enjoying their drinks, the beast among them was planning their demise.
00:27:53When they went to explore the castle, the killing started.
00:27:58The werewolf was picking them off one by one.
00:28:01They could not bring themselves to accept the truth.
00:28:06They thought one of the group must have gone insane.
00:28:10Ted, the only Australian, became the fall guy.
00:28:14And he was never seen again.
00:28:18As panic set in, the killings continued.
00:28:26No one was sure who to trust.
00:28:28They took sides out of sheer desperation.
00:28:37Finally, there were only three of them left.
00:28:44Each of the men thought the other was the werewolf.
00:28:46And it was Mary Lou who made the final choice.
00:28:59The wrong one.
00:29:02It's quite a bit to absorb, John.
00:29:08Mind if we just kind of take a break and get a little fresh air?
00:29:10I don't understand why he sent that drunk Davis here.
00:29:26He could have blown my cover.
00:29:29Seemed crazy to me.
00:29:31Luckily he's gone.
00:29:33I don't know.
00:29:35I don't know.
00:29:37I don't know.
00:29:38Okay.
00:29:40Bye.
00:29:43Okay.
00:29:45Bye.
00:29:47Okay.
00:29:49Bye.
00:29:50exercise is good
00:30:08helps me think
00:30:10the oxygen refreshes my brain
00:30:11I wouldn't have taken you for someone
00:30:14interested in physical fitness inspector
00:30:16I watch a lot of football
00:30:18I once had a friend that died of jogging
00:30:20you know I just went out and the first time
00:30:22he just fell over
00:30:23died well that's terrible
00:30:25how old was he?
00:30:2794
00:30:27you're making fun of me inspector
00:30:30no
00:30:31Ted said he was asleep
00:30:35but I'm positive it was him outside
00:30:37that man's room
00:30:38why would he lie?
00:30:40because he had something to hide
00:30:42that's what worries me
00:30:43especially since I'm sure it was that man
00:30:46Brett Davis' briefcase under Ted's back
00:30:48hi Cheryl, hi Bonnie
00:30:52hi
00:30:52can you give me some help at the bar for a minute?
00:30:54sure
00:30:54okay
00:30:54that's the only thing a man like me is good
00:31:04Geryl, did you hear any noises last night?
00:31:08something was spooking the deer
00:31:09no, I didn't
00:31:12well I heard something
00:31:17come on, we're late
00:31:21you're gonna walk or ride
00:31:22hey Jack, how come you're wearing a Jacqueline shirt?
00:31:26that's how we heard the story
00:31:42the count told a priest as he was dying
00:31:44remember?
00:31:45that's that confession
00:31:46the count was wrong
00:31:47David was found dead
00:31:49Mary Lou was never seen again
00:31:51until now
00:31:52yes, Inspector
00:31:53I thought you may like some tea
00:31:59thank you, Sybil
00:32:00oh, you're a policeman
00:32:03I've got a son that's in Barstow
00:32:06and he's got a wife
00:32:09and her friend's a policeman
00:32:10I've got another daughter
00:32:13she lives there too
00:32:14but I've got another three daughters
00:32:18but they're not all there
00:32:19thank you, Sybil
00:32:20you can go now
00:32:21it's been a real pleasure meeting you
00:32:24and I hope when you go to Barstow
00:32:27you'll look my son up
00:32:28we're in Barstow
00:32:30oh
00:32:31I never do know where I am
00:32:34Sybil
00:32:35time is running out for us, Inspector
00:32:41us?
00:32:43you can't do this by yourself
00:32:45I'm going to provide you with some pastoral support
00:32:49listen, I appreciate your offer, but
00:32:52Inspector
00:32:53there's more
00:32:55more?
00:32:56I knew it
00:32:57I'm going to warn you, though
00:32:59I'm becoming shockproof
00:33:00good
00:33:02because very soon
00:33:03it will be three years to the day
00:33:05since that Hungarian castle
00:33:07burned to the ground
00:33:08three years
00:33:09is the time it takes a werewolf
00:33:11to grow to full strength
00:33:12to reach maturity, if you please
00:33:14Inspector
00:33:15I've already checked the calendar
00:33:17this date will coincide with our upcoming full moon
00:33:21I take it back
00:33:22a full moon?
00:33:23I know this is going to get worse
00:33:24but the conjunction of these forces will be devastating
00:33:28once a werewolf has developed fully
00:33:31then beholds its first full moon
00:33:33it becomes engorged
00:33:36with an awesome new power
00:33:38I don't want to hear about it
00:33:39what?
00:33:42now, Inspector
00:33:43your werewolf will be able to change others into its own kind
00:33:48and how do you know all this?
00:33:50I've always known the theories of werewolves
00:33:53you realize that if I told my superiors this story
00:33:57they'd probably have me committed
00:33:59then the less said the better
00:34:02Cheryl
00:34:04I got the key
00:34:08Ted's room
00:34:09let's go
00:34:10did you find it?
00:34:26I found it
00:34:27it's full of tapes
00:34:29it's George Jones
00:34:35does the briefcase have gold corners?
00:34:39no
00:34:39check the cabinets
00:34:41Ted!
00:34:47Cheryl!
00:34:48you know, we've got to stop meeting like this
00:34:50you, uh, here for any reason?
00:34:55no, I was just standing here waiting
00:34:57waiting for who?
00:34:59Goddard?
00:35:05I don't think he's going to come, Cheryl
00:35:06I don't think he's going to come, you know, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to come, he's going to
00:35:36I'm telling you, my deer were really spooked,
00:36:03because something, something was in the park.
00:36:07Hey, Bob, you weren't trying to find a good-looking one, were you?
00:36:10Not me. I've been in the desert too long.
00:36:13Put a dag over their head and you wouldn't know the difference anyway.
00:36:16Well, that's a relief.
00:36:17I'm telling you, for a moment, I just thought, you know...
00:36:19I'm serious, Ted. Whatever was spooking the deer was not normal.
00:36:23Not normal?
00:36:24No.
00:36:24Oh, well, that really narrows the field, right?
00:36:27Read me a loud and clear, dude.
00:36:29Brock.
00:36:30Brock.
00:36:31Brock?
00:36:32He's not an animal.
00:36:34Well, he's not human.
00:36:35No, did you?
00:36:36No.
00:36:37No way.
00:36:38No way.
00:36:39No way.
00:36:59Really? Brock? It was him?
00:37:01What?
00:37:04Brock?
00:37:05What?
00:37:09What were you doing with my deer?
00:37:11Wandering around at night.
00:37:13You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:37:14Hope you weren't wearing my gold-lumnet dress.
00:37:16Hell no.
00:37:17I went at the gym.
00:37:18Well, you should have heard the scream of that girl, Billy, when her mama said that she's a-dancing girl.
00:37:26Her bands and her babies never been the same.
00:37:30Thanks.
00:37:35Hey, Ted, you into anyone else besides George Jones?
00:37:38No, as a matter of fact, Brock, I'm in a necrophilia, sadism, and bestiality.
00:37:43Ted.
00:37:45Oh, yeah.
00:37:46Yeah, but I think I'm fucking a dead horse.
00:37:48I didn't want whiskey.
00:38:11I wanted water.
00:38:12What?
00:38:14W-A-T-T-E-R.
00:38:17Water.
00:38:20Oh.
00:38:21Hi, Harriet.
00:38:22Well, anyway.
00:38:41She's got clips of her feet.
00:38:46Hey, you red-headed faggot.
00:39:04Why don't you get a haircut, boy?
00:39:07Wait for the wool prices to go up.
00:39:16All right, Leslie.
00:39:36Elvis Costello sang country?
00:39:38Yeah, all must believe was the album.
00:39:40And he sang a song with George Jones.
00:39:43Who's George Jones?
00:39:45Who's George Jones?
00:39:45Do you want me to lead off?
00:39:48Hey you, smartass.
00:39:50I'm talking to you, smartass.
00:39:52We'll meet you in a minute, mate.
00:39:55Say, Rick, I'm smart, do you?
00:39:58No, I don't think you're smart.
00:40:00I think you're just a smartass.
00:40:02Well, I'll bet you double whatever you got,
00:40:04but I can drink that beer without touching my hat.
00:40:07That's a trick.
00:40:08Well, hell, I know it's a trick.
00:40:10Put your money up.
00:40:11He ain't gonna make a fool out of me.
00:40:15This boy ain't stupid.
00:40:19Well, you certainly got out of school.
00:40:21Hey, what are you doing?
00:40:22I've got to drink it through the table.
00:40:24What are you doing?
00:40:29Keep an eye on the head. He wants you to do that.
00:40:30Watch the hat.
00:40:36Watch the hat.
00:40:41You didn't drink that beer.
00:40:42What the heck? I did not drink it through the table.
00:40:44Hey, I saw him to that.
00:40:45I told you he didn't drink that beer.
00:40:47Hey, what's he doing?
00:40:50That touch of a hat.
00:40:52Hey, that's our money.
00:40:59You don't stand in trouble, huh?
00:41:00I ain't looking for no trouble.
00:41:01Let's get out of here.
00:41:02I ain't going nowhere till I get my damn money.
00:41:04You lost your money fair and square.
00:41:06Better be going down.
00:41:07Better be going down.
00:41:08No, no.
00:41:09This ain't right.
00:41:10I'm gonna get you.
00:41:17Congratulations.
00:41:18Can I buy you a drink?
00:41:19Well, you can twist my arm.
00:41:21Consider it twisted.
00:41:22No, man.
00:41:23He made a fool of us.
00:41:24Let it go.
00:41:25No, no.
00:41:26I'm gonna get that guy.
00:41:27Just let it go, man.
00:41:28No, you let it go, man.
00:41:29No, you let it go, man.
00:41:30Who wants to hear Pappy sing?
00:41:34All right.
00:41:35Pappy, come on down.
00:41:36Sing for all the folks.
00:41:37Ladies and gentlemen, Pappy and Alan.
00:41:42Everybody sit down now.
00:41:43All right! Pappy, come on down. Sing for all the folks. Ladies and gentlemen, Pappy Allen.
00:41:56Everybody sit down now.
00:42:01Ever had a hot date? One of those I can't wait. Bing, get a little out of hand.
00:42:06In the middle of a good night, have you ever gotten in the backseat of your van?
00:42:11Say, stand up. Have you ever been there? Come on now. Stand up. Tell us all about it.
00:42:17Stand up. Have you ever been there? Stand up. Just a fire.
00:42:30Ever met a woman? Midnight romance. Party till your money's all gone.
00:42:35A shiny Mona Lisa. Oh, she wrote it on a visa. Took a bartender home.
00:42:40Say, stand up. Have you ever been there? Come on, honey. Stand up.
00:42:44Stand up. Stand up. Have you ever been there? Stand up. Just a fire.
00:42:57And one more time. Stand up. Tell us all about it. Stand up. Just a fire.
00:43:04Just a fire. Stand up.
00:43:07That policeman's outside, and it's very late.
00:43:31I asked him to come, Sybil.
00:43:32Shall I show him in?
00:43:36I thought you were outside.
00:43:37You told me to come in.
00:43:39Did I?
00:43:40Sybil, can you get us some tea?
00:43:42Certainly.
00:43:44I have a theory.
00:43:46Already?
00:43:47The only area which is completely isolated is up here in the Morongo Basin above Yucca Valley.
00:43:54I think this is where she's hiding.
00:43:55I've had pictures of her distributed to that area.
00:43:58Not a nibble.
00:43:58But what if she's in disguise?
00:44:01It's just that a disguise is really hard to maintain.
00:44:04Not necessarily, Inspector.
00:44:06Not if she has taken over the body of another person.
00:44:09Dead.
00:44:23Dead.
00:44:24I'm sorry.
00:44:26You'll have to go.
00:44:28Well, what's wrong?
00:44:31It's been a long time, and I want to be sure.
00:44:34Okay?
00:44:37Just go.
00:44:44Ted.
00:44:48This really means a lot to me.
00:45:04Okay, you're smart, you're going to see how smart I really am.
00:45:34Okay, you're smart.
00:46:04You're smart, you're smart.
00:46:34Where's Harriet?
00:46:36Can't you see I'm cooking, Dolores?
00:46:38He's happy.
00:46:39Where is she?
00:46:40She's over at Cheryl.
00:46:41Happy, there's dirt in your children.
00:46:48Happy, there's dirt in your children.
00:47:04I need a drink.
00:47:08How could anyone drink this?
00:47:27Shut up.
00:47:28Don't just stand there with your mouth open.
00:47:34Get the man a drink.
00:47:36Thanks, Peppy.
00:47:36What did I tell you?
00:47:45Yarrow, you were right.
00:47:46It is a mountain lion.
00:47:48What's that in his pocket?
00:47:49What did you say?
00:47:57A real nice guy.
00:47:59He was out on parole for murder.
00:48:02Harriet.
00:48:04Darian.
00:48:04You don't need this.
00:48:05No one's going to know anything.
00:48:09I don't know.
00:48:11We should call the police.
00:48:12They don't need to know anything.
00:48:14Maybe we should ask Pappy.
00:48:16Don't ask Pappy anything.
00:48:18He's already had one heart attack.
00:48:20He doesn't need another one.
00:48:21You can take care of the lion.
00:48:25Drive it off.
00:48:27Yarrow's right, Harriet.
00:48:28It won't make any difference to him.
00:48:31Well, this could be the dumbest or the smartest thing I've ever done, but Yarrow will just bury him.
00:48:38I'm walking across the flat, right?
00:48:40I'm just more in the 90s.
00:48:41Nothing in the day.
00:48:43Hey, brother.
00:48:44Pappy, you know you got dirt in your children?
00:48:46I know.
00:48:49Hey, did your tag go to tact last night?
00:48:51That's the guy, the one he took the money from?
00:48:53Sure.
00:48:54What happened?
00:48:54The guy grabs me around the neck, gets out his knife, and he sticks it against my jugular knife.
00:49:00You must have shit yourself.
00:49:02The fact that he was insane and about to kill me, I was completely fearless.
00:49:05I hear you carve your way through a wall of Cuban flesh.
00:49:09Absolutely true.
00:49:10In a helicopter, Vietnam, 300 feet, I jump straight out.
00:49:13Is that the time your rifle rust got up?
00:49:15Yep, when I was going through the rain shadow, that's it.
00:49:17That's the time you used your bayonet, wasn't it?
00:49:19That's how I carved my way through a wall of Cuban flesh.
00:49:24Anyhow, getting back to the story, right?
00:49:26So this moron's got me around the throat, right?
00:49:29And I'll throw him to the ground.
00:49:31Bang, he goes down.
00:49:32Next minute, hands on your zips, fellas.
00:49:33All of a sudden, the stars at night are big and bright.
00:49:42Deep in the heart of Texas.
00:49:46It's on that like a lot.
00:49:47I don't know what it was.
00:49:48I hate to say it, but he's back.
00:49:51Who's back?
00:49:52That coyote that jumps out of trees at night.
00:49:54Happy, do you know there's dirt in the chilling?
00:50:05I know it.
00:50:06I know it, honey.
00:50:08And another thing is, Carl said there's mountain lion tracks all around the motel.
00:50:16I think I'm going to fight.
00:50:17Gero!
00:50:35Gero!
00:50:36Gero!
00:50:36Gero!
00:50:47I think I'm going to fight.
00:51:17Dolores, you literally dragged Harriet out of my house this morning.
00:51:42And now you can't say anything?
00:51:43You're going to have to ask Harriet about that.
00:51:46Dolores, there's something going on.
00:51:48You have a right to know.
00:51:50Harriet, what's going on?
00:51:52Was someone attacked?
00:51:54I didn't say anything.
00:51:58Okay, girls.
00:52:00But I'll tell you this will have to stay within these four walls.
00:52:04No one else is to know about this.
00:52:06All right?
00:52:07Cheryl, mountain lions don't attack someone unless they're dead or injured already.
00:52:15What are you saying?
00:52:16Ted had a fight with this guy.
00:52:18What if you left him there, injured or dead, and then the mountain lion got him?
00:52:23That's terrible, Brian.
00:52:25So has been an accessory to murder.
00:52:27Murder?
00:52:27Murder?
00:52:27One guy comes up missing.
00:52:31One guy turns up dead.
00:52:32And both times.
00:52:33Who's involved?
00:52:34Ted!
00:52:36No way, Brian.
00:52:37No way.
00:52:40You know, Cheryl?
00:52:41Well, I think Ted knew that we were searching his room.
00:52:56Yara, there ain't no damn mountain lion out here.
00:53:00We haven't seen a single track.
00:53:02There has to be.
00:53:04Look, we're wasting valuable drinking time.
00:53:06Yeah.
00:53:07If there was anything out here, it's gone now.
00:53:12Keep the wolves away from the door.
00:53:18Now that's the only thing a man like me is good for.
00:53:28Nothing?
00:53:29No tracks anywhere?
00:53:30Nope.
00:53:31You didn't see anything?
00:53:33Nope, I didn't.
00:53:35You went around the whole town?
00:53:36All around.
00:53:37I looked everywhere.
00:53:41Jesus, Harriet.
00:53:42He didn't see anything.
00:53:43How many more times do you want him to tell you?
00:53:45I just want to be sure.
00:53:48There's something you're not telling me, Harriet.
00:53:50Something's wrong.
00:53:51You're awful upset about something.
00:53:53It's okay, honey.
00:53:54You know, one of us should be over at the bar,
00:53:56and I've got some more work I have to do.
00:53:58I'll go to the bar, honey.
00:54:00You don't need to rush.
00:54:01Hello, Inspector.
00:54:10No, Father.
00:54:11It's Marie Adams.
00:54:13Do you remember me?
00:54:15Can you come to my house?
00:54:16Oh, Bonnie, let it go.
00:54:20I don't know where you get these ideas.
00:54:22Ted's okay.
00:54:23Hey, you've laid your back.
00:54:25I'm lying.
00:54:26Listen, for your information, Ted hasn't been in my bed, okay?
00:54:29Yeah.
00:54:30No temptation, no desire, no attempt to light that fight
00:54:41Could make me fall for you the way that I used to
00:54:45No temptation, no desire, no attempt to light that fight
00:54:50Could make me fall for you the way that I used to
00:54:55I haven't found somebody, yeah, I haven't even tried
00:55:10Here you are again, firing off the same old lines
00:55:16You're the only human, like you're in the room tonight
00:55:20Your love goes with the cash, and I won't pay the price
00:55:25No temptation, no desire
00:55:28I don't believe this
00:55:57Ted, are you coming back to the motel?
00:56:00No, he isn't
00:56:02Gigant, are you coming back to the motel?
00:56:05No, he's coming back
00:56:14Who is coming back to the motel?
00:56:15He's coming back to the motel
00:56:17Yes, Good Lord
00:56:18Please, God
00:56:20Let us know
00:56:22You're by the motel
00:56:24It's not 쉬
00:56:25It's not necessary
00:56:27It's not calm
00:56:28It's not 묵
00:56:29Or
00:57:00I'm really scared. That's why I called you.
00:57:11Father, do you believe in werewolves?
00:57:13What do werewolves have to do with you?
00:57:17They tried to kill me.
00:57:24Hello?
00:57:26Is this the Chief Ranger?
00:57:27Could you tell me if there's been any mountain lion activity reported in the Joshua Tree area?
00:57:37Well, a friend told me.
00:57:43I'm sorry, no.
00:57:45Could you just please answer my question?
00:57:58Bonnie, this isn't blood on the shirt. It's red paint.
00:58:20Paint would cover a man's blood on a shirt.
00:58:23What's got into you, Bonnie?
00:58:25Ted, Harriet. There's something more going on in this town than just that body you buried.
00:58:30Oh, my God, look. It was in his pocket.
00:58:36Brett Davis' ID card. What was it doing in Ted's shirt?
00:58:41He told Evanne he didn't know him.
00:58:45Excuse me, Harriet. Can I see you for a moment?
00:58:48Thanks, y'all.
00:59:05They found a man buried at the monument.
00:59:09It says he was attacked by some wild animal.
00:59:11Unconfirmed reports say there's been sightings of an animal that looked almost half-human.
00:59:20That's why the Ranger wouldn't tell you anything.
00:59:23You see that woman in the newspaper who they want to question about the killing?
00:59:28I found this in Brett Davis' room after he disappeared.
00:59:33I think you'd better call the cops.
00:59:34You know, I'm a writer, and I had this nervous breakdown.
00:59:42Well, the doctor said that I needed to get away.
00:59:45So Richard, my husband, found this really nice secluded place in the mountains.
00:59:52And the people there were really friendly.
00:59:56Probably too friendly.
00:59:58I had no idea that this place was actually a colony for werewolves.
01:00:03Colony?
01:00:04Of course.
01:00:06Excuse me?
01:00:08Nothing. I'm sorry I interrupted.
01:00:11I wasn't feeling very well.
01:00:13I had taken a couple of sleeping pills and was waiting for Richard to come back from his walk.
01:00:19She wasn't there by accident.
01:00:23She wanted Richard.
01:00:28I knew he was hurt.
01:00:32He told me that she had attacked him.
01:00:35That she was a werewolf.
01:00:38But the next day, he changed his story.
01:00:42He said it was all in my mind.
01:00:44My imagination overreacting again.
01:00:47All he had was a scratch.
01:00:52That night, we had an argument.
01:00:54He wouldn't listen.
01:00:56He just got angry and left the house.
01:00:58I heard his screams.
01:01:02They were frightening.
01:01:04He was changing, and there was nothing I could do.
01:01:25I had to get away.
01:01:27I realized they would come after me, that I would never be free.
01:01:49So I returned to Draco.
01:01:57And pretended to hide in the bell tower.
01:02:01They came after me.
01:02:03And when they were inside, I locked the doors and set the place on fire.
01:02:08They came after me.
01:02:10They were in the same way.
01:02:10They said, what?
01:02:12He said, what?
01:02:13He said, what?
01:02:14He said, what?
01:02:15They came after me.
01:02:32He said, what?
01:02:32I am so sorry.
01:02:33But I am so sorry.
01:02:35He said, what?
01:02:35I don't know.
01:02:36I do point.
01:02:37No one survived.
01:02:42Not even my husband.
01:02:47So that's it.
01:02:50What shall I do?
01:02:52Marie, I want to show you something.
01:03:05Do you know this woman?
01:03:07No, but this, this is the man.
01:03:15He worked on a tow truck.
01:03:21I thought I'd kill them, but...
01:03:24Hello?
01:03:32Hold on. It's an Inspector Kester for you.
01:03:36Inspector?
01:03:40The police think they found this man.
01:03:42What? He's here?
01:03:44Okay, I wrote this song about people my age that realize drug use is a waste of time.
01:03:57And you guys all know the words, so sing along.
01:03:59One and a two and a three and a three.
01:04:04Well, they don't make good drugs like they used to.
01:04:15Too much mannitol, too much meat, too much propane.
01:04:19Finding roundup coffee in my heroin, each morning before I do my cocaine.
01:04:27And toothpaste, I'm sure, will take the place of the place.
01:04:33There used to be good old methadry.
01:04:36I think I'll sit here with my prescription beer and never do drugs again.
01:04:45Oh, Sandoz and Osley were creators, things that we'll never see again.
01:04:52I think I'll sit here with my prescription beer and never do drugs again.
01:05:04Oh, I think I'll sit here with my prescription beer and never do drugs again.
01:05:29Jack! Hey, that's a nice shirt.
01:05:45You really like that, Ted?
01:05:46Yeah, I even liked it when Jackalyn was wearing it.
01:05:49Jack? Jack?
01:05:54In the world.
01:06:02Ivan, did I bring Joe Jones?
01:06:07He's trying to convert the world.
01:06:11The place is made up of dropouts and misfits.
01:06:14People trying to keep alive dreams that never had any hope of fulfilment.
01:06:19They live in a past that they've invented, justifying their wrongdoings,
01:06:23Blaming society for all their ills.
01:06:26The dirt is everywhere.
01:06:27It's a regular landmine of drama and intrigue.
01:06:31They feel safe here, with shared conspiracies.
01:06:33Hiding out with protected secrets.
01:06:47I'm sorry. You weren't meant to hear this.
01:06:53I'm sorry.
01:07:09Are you going to hold him until the inspector comes from L.A.?
01:07:13Something like that.
01:07:15Think he's the killer?
01:07:16That's what we're going to find out.
01:07:23It's fun stepping outside.
01:07:25What?
01:07:26Step outside.
01:07:27Yeah, you and I are going somewhere and have a little talk.
01:07:29Hey, what's this about?
01:07:30It's for me to know and you to find out.
01:07:32Get in there!
01:07:35Hey, what's this about?
01:07:36It's for me to know and you to find out.
01:07:38Come on, step in outside.
01:07:40What?
01:07:41Step outside.
01:07:43Yeah, you and I are going somewhere and have a little talk.
01:07:46Hey, what's this about?
01:07:47It's for me to know and you to find out.
01:07:59Get in there.
01:08:04Now, I'm going to ask you some questions.
01:08:08And you better hope I like the answers.
01:08:11Fuck you.
01:08:14Now, what about that fight you had last night?
01:08:17The guy tried to kill me.
01:08:18That was all that happened.
01:08:25How come he ends up dead when your clothes are covered in blood?
01:08:28Dead?
01:08:30What do you mean dead?
01:08:35Don't play dumb with me.
01:08:39Now, what about Brett Davis?
01:08:41What about Brett Davis?
01:08:43He had his ID card in your pocket.
01:08:45Oh, you're fucking crazy!
01:08:51You think if I had something to hide, I'd still be around here?
01:08:53You better wise up, asshole.
01:08:55This ain't shit for Brett.
01:08:57What did you call me?
01:08:58If you hit me, one more time with that stick.
01:08:59I'm going to take it.
01:09:00I've been jamming up your ass.
01:09:01So far, your nose is going to bleed.
01:09:02Oh!
01:09:03Oh!
01:09:04You're starting to think me bad, don't I?
01:09:05Man!
01:09:06You're a fucking doggy!
01:09:07You want more of this?
01:09:08Okay.
01:09:09Okay.
01:09:10Okay.
01:09:11Okay.
01:09:12Okay.
01:09:13Okay.
01:09:14Okay.
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:16Okay.
01:09:17Okay.
01:09:18Okay.
01:09:19Okay.
01:09:20Okay.
01:09:21Okay.
01:09:22Okay.
01:09:23Okay.
01:09:24Okay.
01:09:25You're a fucking doggy!
01:09:26You want more of this?
01:09:27Okay.
01:09:28Okay.
01:09:29Okay.
01:09:30Okay.
01:09:32Okay.
01:09:33Okay.
01:09:35Okay.
01:09:56You're dead, boy.
01:09:57Dead!
01:09:58You hear me?
01:09:59Dead!
01:10:00Dead!
01:10:01Dead!
01:10:18Dead!
01:10:29No!
01:10:49Hold it right there! Police!
01:10:52Alpha Productions gave you the cash to write an exposé on this town?
01:10:55Right.
01:10:56Why would they do that?
01:10:57they do that? Because allegedly this town contains half of America's most wanted. And this Brett
01:11:02Davis brought you the cash? He was going to give me a check in LA. I said I wanted cash so he
01:11:07brought it here. How come you had his ID? I didn't. It was planted. Planted? Who planted it? I don't
01:11:15know. Good old second basement. Third. What's on second? I've got two maybe three bodies with your
01:11:22name written all over them. My name? Hey wait a minute. It was an animal that killed that cop
01:11:26and it was an animal that killed that dickhead the night before. An animal set you up? Yes it was
01:11:31Mountain Lion Man. Whoever it was they certainly had the power to change form. That was a joke.
01:11:40This is no joke. A bullet? You think you're the Lone Ranger? Inspector could I see you outside for a
01:11:48second please? What did you tell everyone? I suggested they go home and you would explain
01:11:53everything to them in the morning. As you might imagine they're quite shaken. What'd you tell
01:11:56them about Ted? Only that you were questioning him. Nothing specific. What is it with a bullet?
01:12:02A werewolf can only be killed by fire or a silver bullet. My mother told me I'd be punished if I spent
01:12:09my collection money on candy. Tomorrow night nothing can stop that beast in there from destroying this
01:12:14town. Oh yes it can. A nice safe jail. No inspector. No man-made jail can stop it. Only death can do that.
01:12:21You'll be locked in this room until morning. If you try to leave you'll be shot. You guys are really
01:12:32serious? When you think I'm a killer? The guard's rifles are looted with silver bullets.
01:12:37How are you?
01:12:55Dr. A. Black voice.
01:12:59Hello.
01:13:02It's almost dusk.
01:13:24It's pointless to wait any longer. We dare not put this whole town at risk.
01:13:35John doesn't it bother you? You're being a priest that you could just you know kill a man?
01:13:41He's not a man inspector. He's a beast. The most dangerous instrument of Satan that ever existed.
01:13:48Well Ted's the best thing that Satan can dig up. We don't have a whole lot to worry about.
01:13:51And just what are you inferring? That Ted has got to be the dumbest son of a bitch and werewolf who ever existed.
01:13:58That's why he's so clever. Clever? Since when is shooting yourself in the foot been clever?
01:14:04Why Watson wouldn't have even needed Holmes to work this one out. We have irrefutable proof.
01:14:08Ted confessed he is the werewolf. No that's not right. The only thing he's confessed to is being in the wrong place at the wrong time.
01:14:14I wasn't hungry. I didn't kill anyone. I was the one that was nearly killed. I was left for dead.
01:14:21Some villagers found me in the snow a couple of days later. Then I found out that everyone had died.
01:14:26Well they were fine by me.
01:14:28Drago? I've never heard of Drago. And that's the truth.
01:14:32The truth inspector. Marie Adams told us the truth.
01:14:35How do you know John?
01:14:37If you didn't...
01:14:38No! Why should you believe Marie Adams and not Ted?
01:14:42In the fantastic story department, Ted doesn't hold a candle to Marie Adams.
01:14:47I know the truth when I hear it. Marie was God sent.
01:14:51Well we've hung it on everything else. We might as well have some divine intervention.
01:14:54So what happened this morning?
01:14:58What category does Marie falling off her balcony and breaking her neck fit in?
01:15:02Are you going to cop a plea that it was Satan's revenge?
01:15:06Or maybe God was just on a coffee break?
01:15:09Sir, I never seek to second guess the ways of the Almighty.
01:15:13The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.
01:15:17Oh that's neat.
01:15:18Well he giveth okay, but he sure lost us up on the taketh.
01:15:21John, when Marie went over the balcony, so did her a case against Ted.
01:15:25Must I remind you it was you who firmly established his guilt?
01:15:30You work for Alfred Productions?
01:15:31Yeah!
01:15:32Prove it.
01:15:33I got a coward.
01:15:36All right John.
01:15:37I'll just need to find books.
01:15:40Alfred Productions has never heard of you.
01:15:43And your supposed agent, Brett Davis, he's a convicted felon.
01:15:46Ted killed Brett Davis just as surely as he killed your police officer.
01:15:50And the unfortunate parolee whom the townspeople buried.
01:15:54Would you care to know why?
01:15:55I'd like it would make any difference.
01:15:58Brett Davis was blackmailing Ted.
01:16:00He threatened to reveal Ted's true identity and demanded $20,000 in return for his silence.
01:16:05Ted handed over the money.
01:16:07Then had second thoughts about Davis' reliability.
01:16:11And decided the only way he could trust him was to kill him.
01:16:14This whole kill Ted thing has been bothering me.
01:16:21And I figured out why.
01:16:23Go on.
01:16:24You want Ted dead.
01:16:25Not because you're afraid for the town.
01:16:28But because you're afraid for yourself.
01:16:30You don't want to accept the responsibility for what's happening.
01:16:34That's ridiculous.
01:16:35You received your report from the Vatican four years ago.
01:16:39And you ignored it.
01:16:41Do you know how many times I investigate tales and rumors that are designed to discredit the church?
01:16:46I thought it was doing a pretty good job of that all by itself.
01:16:49I'm not going to listen to this.
01:16:51Yes, you are.
01:16:53For this all to make sense, the werewolf has to be in Pioneertown.
01:16:57Now you said before that a werewolf can take over another person's identity.
01:17:01And that's what I believe it's done.
01:17:03My bet is that one of the townspeople is the werewolf.
01:17:07The body being discovered was a mistake.
01:17:10But the werewolf turned it to his advantage.
01:17:12All it had to do was play the aces of its sleeve.
01:17:16Ted was the first ace.
01:17:17He was allowed to escape from the castle without knowing the fate of the others.
01:17:22Marie Adams was the second ace.
01:17:24She was under the werewolf's mind control.
01:17:26And when he was finished with her, he killed her.
01:17:29Inspector.
01:17:29Hear me out.
01:17:31The last ace was you, John.
01:17:33A priest with a guilty soul.
01:17:36I'll bet he had fun when he got inside of your head.
01:17:38That, sir, is a gross insult.
01:17:40Truth hurts.
01:17:43Ted was brought into Pioneertown under the premise of digging up dirt.
01:17:47That's why he was paid the $20,000.
01:17:50A Catherine Little, who Ted never met to talk to,
01:17:54was Marie Adams.
01:17:58Ted never had a chance.
01:18:00He sold himself with the expose money.
01:18:03And then when he wanted out, there was no way.
01:18:06With Ted now in place, the werewolf used Marie Adams to convince you of something you desperately wanted to believe.
01:18:17That the woman we were after was the wrong person.
01:18:20The werewolf was subtle, John.
01:18:23It sicked you after Ted, and you didn't disappoint it.
01:18:27Marie's story was like a manna from heaven to you,
01:18:30because it let you off the hook.
01:18:32And what about you, Inspector?
01:18:35How do you fit into the plot?
01:18:38Oh, I wasn't an ace, John.
01:18:39Just a face card.
01:18:41An over-the-hill cop just hanging out for retirement.
01:18:44You have presumed much, Inspector.
01:18:47But there are gaps that need to be filled.
01:18:49For instance, Yarrow.
01:18:52I believe escape was the only way Ted thought he could prove that he wasn't the werewolf.
01:18:56But you stopped him.
01:18:58Obviously, you were convinced.
01:18:59No. At the time, John, I probably wanted him to be the werewolf as much as you did.
01:19:06Then how do you explain Yarrow's death?
01:19:08After Ted left the room, the werewolf came in and killed him.
01:19:10It wasn't Pete!
01:19:20None of the other victims were directly involved in the town.
01:19:25The bees couldn't take a chance where the town might get cold feet.
01:19:28They had to rile them up.
01:19:30You know you're wasting time. Just shoot him.
01:19:33So, Inspector, how do you expect me to respond to these allegations,
01:19:37and may I say, your character assassination?
01:19:41By helping me find the real werewolf.
01:19:43Well, you know I would, if I agreed with your conclusions.
01:20:00Anyone out there?
01:20:02Anyone out there?
01:20:23Right.
01:20:54I have something to tell you.
01:21:24He jumped me, then he ran away.
01:21:33I have something to tell you.
01:22:03I have something to tell you.
01:22:10Ted, it's okay.
01:22:11You can come down there.
01:22:12There's no one here except me.
01:22:14I have something to tell you.
01:22:24I have something to tell you.
01:22:31I have something to tell you.
01:22:33I have something to tell you.
01:22:34I'll find you.
01:22:42I'll find you.
01:22:51Shut the drapes, we don't want anyone to see you.
01:23:21Sit down, Ted.
01:23:35How did you know it wasn't me, taking a hell of a risk?
01:23:39No, I didn't.
01:23:40Well, no one else was convinced.
01:23:42That's the way I planned it.
01:23:44What do you mean?
01:23:45You were perfect, Ted.
01:23:49I couldn't have made a better choice.
01:23:51You're the werewolf.
01:23:54Don't you recognize my voice?
01:23:56You've heard it before.
01:23:57In Budapest?
01:23:59Mary Lou Summers.
01:24:01Right.
01:24:02Good guess.
01:24:03You set this up?
01:24:05Everything.
01:24:07Brett Davis, Alpha Productions, Drago.
01:24:11I'll take all the credit.
01:24:14You were Catherine Little?
01:24:16No, that was Marie Adams.
01:24:19She was very convincing.
01:24:21She had that priest wrapped around her little finger.
01:24:24She could have told him anything, and he would have believed her.
01:24:27Why'd you kill me in the room?
01:24:29No, Ted.
01:24:30It was much more convincing of you.
01:24:31No, Ted.
01:24:32It was much more convincing of you.
01:24:33No, Ted.
01:24:34Though I must say, hiding in the attic was pretty dumb.
01:24:52You probably would have gotten away with it, if you'd run into the desert.
01:24:56The priest has the whole town out there looking for you now.
01:24:59Let's go ahead.
01:25:00What's gonna happen?
01:25:20Time's up, Ted.
01:25:21Blank, Cheryl.
01:25:30We set you up.
01:25:34Just like you did to us.
01:25:37We knew Ted had to die before the full moon.
01:25:40The real werewolf couldn't take a chance.
01:25:43I thought it was you, but I couldn't be sure until you rescued Ted.
01:25:47Anyone else would have yelled for help or shot him.
01:25:51If only did you get lost, you came to the moon again.
01:25:52I think we should die.
01:25:53But...
01:25:54I did not take a chance.
01:25:55I'm not too tired of this.
01:25:56I'd like to go for it.
01:25:57I can't.
01:25:58We can't go for it.
01:25:59Let's go for it.
01:26:05What are you doing?
01:26:07I'm not too tired of this.
01:26:09I have no idea.
01:26:10What do you think?
01:26:11I'm not too tired of this.
01:26:12I'm bound to go for it.
01:26:13I'm not too tired.
01:26:14I'm not too tired of this.
01:26:15I'm too tired of this.
01:26:16I'm too tired of this.
01:26:17You MIDDOUINT
01:26:20Oh, we thank you so much for this beautiful benefit.
01:26:42Thank all of our neighbors and our friends.
01:26:44Ted, we're sorry.
01:26:45I was looking at Pappy with that tail on his hat
01:26:51and I thought about a song that I wrote just for him
01:26:54and the cleaning lady.
01:26:57Where are you?
01:27:00Are you bound for home?
01:27:04Like the dirty dog you are, you ain't getting no bone.
01:27:09I'm gonna cut off your tail, tear up your nails, turn off your telephone.
01:27:18When you get back, I gave you an inch, but you ran a mile,
01:27:30so I'm pulling in your leash.
01:27:33And now you'll pay for those doggone ways and what you've done to me.
01:27:40I'm gonna cut off your tail, tear up your nails, turn off your phone.
01:27:48Hey, Ted, get up there and sing with us.
01:27:59Let's get to that.
01:28:00I was a big bad wolf, oh golly gosh, oh gee.
01:28:16How could you make such a big mistake with a hatched dog like me?
01:28:22Ow, go!
01:28:24Ow, go!
01:28:25Ow!