- 6/13/2025
Frozen Heiress Revenge After 30 Years of Silence
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00:00:00But I'm here to protect you.
00:00:02You better listen to everything I say.
00:00:04That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:00:06He was sent here to...
00:00:07Keep me six.
00:00:11What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:00:13You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:00:18Harper, that is so nasty!
00:00:23I don't kiss, and I don't make love, Harper.
00:00:26Maybe I'm into that.
00:00:28I'm too dangerous.
00:00:31You know what's not cute?
00:00:33Me jealous.
00:00:39They've been it, you're jealous.
00:00:42What the hell is happening to me?
00:00:44I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:00:47You know I'm dangerous.
00:00:48I'll beat you alive.
00:00:50Do your worst, Daddy.
00:00:56Oh-ho, looking good, girl.
00:01:00Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:01:15Please pick up.
00:01:18Hi, Dad.
00:01:19Dad, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:01:26Sure thing, hon.
00:01:28Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:30He'll be there soon.
00:01:32What?
00:01:34Who?
00:01:38Drugging girls?
00:01:39My club?
00:01:41You must have a death wish.
00:01:47You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:50You got the wrong guy.
00:01:51You got the wrong guy.
00:01:56Shut up.
00:01:57You have the worst timing.
00:01:59Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:02:02I'm cashing it in.
00:02:04Now.
00:02:05No.
00:02:12What are you doing?
00:02:13What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:21It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:02:24You get away from me, creep.
00:02:25Ah, you got a mouth on you, don't ya?
00:02:31Stop!
00:02:32Let's see what else it can do.
00:02:36What the hell?
00:02:44Mr. Collins?
00:02:46Dad sent his best friend?
00:02:48You're shivering.
00:03:06Come on, kiddo.
00:03:08Kiddo?
00:03:09Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:10I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:03:14Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:16Let's go!
00:03:18I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:03:32He's bluffing and I've left.
00:03:37Something wrong?
00:03:39Um...
00:03:41Your arm is...
00:03:45wet.
00:03:47From the rain.
00:03:51Wipe it then.
00:03:52You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:10It's not safe.
00:04:12Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:13Yeah.
00:04:14Yeah.
00:04:15Why didn't you say something?
00:04:16I just did.
00:04:18You...
00:04:19freaking creep!
00:04:21Give me a jacket or something.
00:04:23I wonder if you want to open your house?
00:04:45My name's garbage!
00:04:46When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:04:54I was not checking you out. That was a yawn.
00:04:57Sure it was, kiddo. It's past your bedtime.
00:05:03Stop calling me kid.
00:05:16You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:05:27This is a small kickback? Looks like a goddamn circus in there. Does your dad know about that?
00:05:35Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here. And neither do you.
00:05:43Yeah, about that. I live here now. He put me in charge. And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:05:49Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:05:53This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:13You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:21This is a small kickback? Looks like a goddamn circus in there. Does your dad know about that?
00:06:29Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here. And neither do you.
00:06:37Yeah, about that. I live here now. He put me in charge. And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:43Wait, Chris, no, please.
00:06:47This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:49You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:07:01I don't have another choice.
00:07:04I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:07:11Fine. Have your kickback. Or not. Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:21I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:27Who is that?
00:07:30No.
00:07:30I'm going to kill you? Count your days, slut?
00:07:38It's not a big deal. I can explain.
00:07:41This is your ex, Brian. Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:46You guys were spying on me?
00:07:48Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:51That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:53It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:56Your choice.
00:08:00You are not living here.
00:08:06I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:08:09I don't need a babysitter.
00:08:12Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:16You better not show your face in there.
00:08:18I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:28Goddammit.
00:08:29I promise to Mark.
00:08:34I know somewhere we can talk.
00:08:37I don't like talking.
00:08:39Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:08:41Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:08:44Talk or no talk?
00:08:47You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:08:50For that nobody, Harper?
00:08:53Sorry, ladies.
00:08:54I don't like my women.
00:08:56Desperate.
00:08:57Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:09:04Huh?
00:09:06He really picked Harper over us?
00:09:09I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:09:14Oh, Harper, hey.
00:09:26Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:09:30Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:09:34Ew.
00:09:34Okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:09:36You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:09:40Thanks.
00:09:41You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:09:46We're, we're friends?
00:09:47Of course.
00:09:48I have to pee.
00:09:52Wait for me?
00:09:53Uh, yeah, of course.
00:09:54I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:10:04What dirt can I find?
00:10:07Oh, this is gold.
00:10:20Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:10:27Time to shut your loser party down.
00:10:30I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:10:47What the hell?
00:11:07Attention, everybody.
00:11:09Hello.
00:11:11You all seem a little bored.
00:11:13So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:11:24Let's see.
00:11:26Dear diary,
00:11:28Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:11:31Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:11:34Aw, Harper.
00:11:37Daddy issues much?
00:11:42No!
00:11:43I just need to give it back.
00:11:48Dad's friend, Chris,
00:11:50is like a dilf.
00:11:52That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:11:56And honestly,
00:11:58if he weren't my dad's best friend,
00:12:01you fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:12:07Harper, that is so nasty.
00:12:09No, Christina, it's not true.
00:12:11Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:12:14Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:12:23Let's fuck my gal.
00:12:24Fuck this.
00:12:44Fuck this.
00:12:44Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:13:12You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:13:20Come to her party.
00:13:24Take advantage of her kindness.
00:13:26And you make fun of her family life.
00:13:27It was a joke.
00:13:28It was a joke.
00:13:29It was a joke.
00:13:30The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:13:35Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:13:39Chris, that's enough.
00:13:41Let her go.
00:13:42What the hell is wrong with you?
00:13:52You're too old to be this petty.
00:13:54You're damn right I'm petty.
00:13:56Let's get one thing straight there.
00:13:57Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:14:01If you mess with her again,
00:14:02fuck you up.
00:14:07But we're literally just girls.
00:14:09I don't give a fuck.
00:14:11Everyone out.
00:14:12The fuck out.
00:14:20What the hell was that?
00:14:24What the hell was that?
00:14:25What the hell was that?
00:14:39She hurt you.
00:14:42Chris, I'm fine.
00:14:45Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:14:52You're crying.
00:14:54Why are you crying?
00:14:56I won't understand.
00:14:57Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:14:59They just tried to hurt you.
00:15:01I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:15:03Stupid.
00:15:06I know they're not my friends,
00:15:07but that was Christina Fox.
00:15:09You just embarrassed me in front of me.
00:15:09I'm going to stop you right there.
00:15:10And she's the queen of our...
00:15:11I said stop!
00:15:15I said stop!
00:15:18I don't care if she runs the school.
00:15:20We'll find you another school.
00:15:22I'm here to keep you safe.
00:15:23Keep me safe by pulling out a gun
00:15:25in front of college students?
00:15:27Just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:15:29I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:15:31I told you
00:15:35to stop
00:15:37calling me that.
00:15:40And I told you
00:15:41to stop acting like Laura.
00:15:45Oh, yeah?
00:15:47If I'm such a kid,
00:15:50puts that breast against my leg right now.
00:15:57Sorry, kid.
00:15:58That's my gun.
00:16:00You're going to have to try a lot harder
00:16:01if you want to turn me on.
00:16:04You better not be here tomorrow.
00:16:06You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:16:07I don't care what my dad says.
00:16:09You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:16:11You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:16:13I don't care what my dad says.
00:16:14You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:16:16I don't care what my dad says.
00:16:20You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:16:21You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:16:27You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:16:28You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:16:29I don't care what my dad says.
00:16:30You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:16:31You better not be a single T-shirt in there.
00:16:32You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:16:33I don't care what my dad says.
00:16:34Oh my God.
00:16:36What?
00:16:39What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:16:57No.
00:17:03No, no, no, it cannot be happening.
00:17:05He's gonna be back in any second.
00:17:15You know, if he wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:17:21I don't want to... I don't want to play.
00:17:23What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:17:25Perv?
00:17:26Oh, I'm the perv?
00:17:27You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:17:32I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:17:39Uncuff me.
00:17:41What are your manners?
00:17:46Say please.
00:17:48I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:17:55Give me the key.
00:18:02What the?
00:18:03You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:18:06Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:18:09Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:18:16Rule number one.
00:18:18There was a lot of scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:18:22You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:18:25So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:18:31I can take care of my-
00:18:33Rule number two.
00:18:35No talking back.
00:18:37I am the last guy.
00:18:38You want to piss off.
00:18:39Rule number three.
00:18:40Don't start any games.
00:18:41You're not ready to play.
00:18:42Rule number three.
00:18:43Don't start any games.
00:18:44You're not ready to play.
00:18:46So what else do you have planned today?
00:18:47Rule number three.
00:18:48Rule number three.
00:18:49Rule number three.
00:18:50Don't start any games.
00:18:52You're not ready to play.
00:18:53So what else do you have planned today?
00:19:11Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:19:18Here in the regular, no violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:19:25You can have your privacy.
00:19:28Until sunset.
00:19:30What does that mean?
00:19:32You have curfew.
00:19:37Oh!
00:19:38How's my daughter?
00:19:59Um, hot.
00:20:02What was that?
00:20:03Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:20:06Why the hell did I say that?
00:20:07That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:20:09Is she back from class?
00:20:11She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:20:14Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:20:16She's fine, Mark.
00:20:18Good.
00:20:19You're my best friend.
00:20:20You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:20:29You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:20:59You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:21:08Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:21:13Uh, excuse me.
00:21:27We're filming.
00:21:28Filming?
00:21:29Filming what?
00:21:30Some real hot stuff.
00:21:31Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:21:32Go find a room somewhere else.
00:21:34I'm looking for Harper.
00:21:35It says her location is here.
00:21:36So step aside before I make you.
00:21:38Mmm.
00:21:39Nope.
00:21:40Harper is my best friend.
00:21:41And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for-
00:21:43Hey!
00:21:44Wait!
00:21:45Wait!
00:21:46Wait!
00:21:47Wait!
00:21:48Wait!
00:21:49Wait!
00:21:50He looks so sexy.
00:21:54Keep going.
00:21:55Harper?
00:21:56You shouldn't be here.
00:21:57You shouldn't be here.
00:21:58You shouldn't be here.
00:21:59I tried to stop him.
00:22:00He-
00:22:15No, Harper.
00:22:16You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:22:19What do you think you're doing here?
00:22:20It's for a class project.
00:22:22Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:22:24Class my ass.
00:22:26Is that what you told her to get her here?
00:22:28I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:22:29Chris, stop!
00:22:30Not until I pummel this creep.
00:22:32Then the camera's next.
00:22:33Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:34Not the camera.
00:22:35That's a thousand dollars.
00:22:36You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:22:39That is enough!
00:22:54These look amazing, Harper!
00:22:57Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:22:59Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:23:01No one's going to see these.
00:23:03Deleting them.
00:23:04What?
00:23:05That is art!
00:23:06Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:23:10creeps a lap dance.
00:23:12See how much my dad likes that?
00:23:15Your choice.
00:23:20Camera it is.
00:23:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:23:29You asshole!
00:23:31If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far
00:23:36down your throat.
00:23:38You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:23:40What the fuck is your problem?
00:23:48We're leaving.
00:23:49Now.
00:23:50So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:24:01I did it for your own good.
00:24:03You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:24:06You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:24:11You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:24:14Like a piece of meat.
00:24:16My classmate?
00:24:18It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:24:24Jealous?
00:24:25Jealous?
00:24:31You're cute, Harper.
00:24:32I'll give you that.
00:24:33And those things you do?
00:24:36They're cute too.
00:24:38You know what's not cute?
00:24:41Me jealous.
00:24:43Now you were right.
00:24:44I'm in some shady business.
00:24:45And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about you.
00:24:48You better not test me.
00:24:50Or I'll break you.
00:24:52In more than one way, Harper.
00:25:01Well guess what?
00:25:02You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:25:05Just admit that you want me.
00:25:06What the hell is happening to me?
00:25:19There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:25:23Put your seatbelt on.
00:25:24You know what, Chris?
00:25:26You want to be my bodyguard?
00:25:27Fine.
00:25:28But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:25:31Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:25:33So, are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:25:40No.
00:25:41Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:25:42Oh my god, Maria, no!
00:25:43Ew!
00:25:44That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:25:45He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:25:46And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:25:47I don't know, but I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:26:01Um, wait.
00:26:02You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:26:08Think about it.
00:26:10What?
00:26:12We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:26:14The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:26:16So that's step one.
00:26:18Hmm.
00:26:19You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:26:22He was jealous, Harbs.
00:26:24Yeah, right.
00:26:25Jealous of me?
00:26:26I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:26:28He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:26:33Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:26:35Jealous over you.
00:26:37It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:26:40So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:26:45Until he snaps.
00:26:46And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:26:50And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time.
00:26:56Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:27:00Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:27:03Because I get what I want.
00:27:05Mm-hmm.
00:27:16Sexy outfit?
00:27:17Check.
00:27:18Popcorn?
00:27:19Check.
00:27:20A notebook.
00:27:21The only movie that can make a guy cry?
00:27:23Check.
00:27:24What do you want?
00:27:28You done giving me the salad treatment?
00:27:30Um, popcorn?
00:27:31Harper, you idiot.
00:27:32Seduce him.
00:27:33I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:27:48But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:27:52Wait, wait, wait.
00:27:54I have a date, but that's not important.
00:27:59Your pulse is racing.
00:28:01What's going on?
00:28:03Um...
00:28:04Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:28:06Uh...
00:28:07No, I just...
00:28:09I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:28:13But it's...
00:28:14Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:28:28What about your date?
00:28:36Jane.
00:28:41Please, Jane.
00:28:42Jane.
00:28:43Jane.
00:28:44Jane.
00:28:45Jane.
00:28:46Jane.
00:28:47Jane.
00:28:48Jane.
00:28:49I'll come home.
00:28:52How are you not crying?
00:28:57you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever because it's not real this is ridiculous
00:29:03no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this it's true love
00:29:10there's no such thing as true love anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo or
00:29:18maybe you're just a soulless ai bot and there are batteries in your back
00:29:29what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:29:38what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:29:44now come on just admit that you enjoyed it
00:29:50don't mess with me harper i'm not a toy i'll ruin her well i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:30:01as hard as you try to convince yourself i'm not a little girl anymore
00:30:05it's not a lie
00:30:10you are a beautiful woman
00:30:12and i'm too much for you kid
00:30:15you can't handle me
00:30:17try me
00:30:19i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:30:26i don't kiss and i don't make love harper
00:30:29maybe i'm into that
00:30:32no
00:30:33i don't think you are
00:30:36what did you get yourself into harper
00:30:41just
00:30:52shut up and watch the movie
00:30:56i'm sorry
00:30:57i love you
00:30:58it's just the last thing i can do for you
00:31:02you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:31:14i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:31:19i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:31:23you're late big daddy
00:31:24but you sound pissed
00:31:27so i'll wait
00:31:29do you want to come in and fuck your frustration now
00:31:33not tonight
00:31:34busy
00:31:35busy
00:31:36never for me you're not
00:31:40when the hell could you possibly be
00:31:43are you with another woman
00:31:46woman?
00:31:47no
00:31:47not a woman
00:31:51do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:31:57not this guy
00:32:04lose my number
00:32:06whoever this girl is
00:32:15your days are numbered
00:32:17do not flake on melana kaufman
00:32:20she's going to be the death of me
00:32:40kid
00:32:41because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:32:46because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:32:48stay
00:32:56damn it harper
00:33:01damn it harper
00:33:07me
00:33:08i'm coming for you
00:33:09you
00:33:10go
00:33:12go
00:33:14go
00:33:15go
00:33:16go
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00:33:31you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside with your hands
00:33:50oh my god did we have sex oh my god did we have sex i slept with my dad's best friend
00:33:56his business partner i'm a dead girl walking no but we might as well if you're going to keep your
00:34:04hand on me so so we didn't no because you're still alive trust me you can't handle a night with me
00:34:17angel one night with me is when you wouldn't survive you don't know that
00:34:22let's just say you're lucky you're not my time oh yeah explain that
00:34:29that's morning wood sweetheart don't get your hopes up we're not on a nickname basis
00:34:36you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:34:41is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:34:46is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:34:51what's wrong not as adventurous as you thought you were i am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:35:03i'm gonna go for a walk with my friend thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:35:12you
00:35:14ah
00:35:17you
00:35:20this will do
00:35:34So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:35:59Struggling much?
00:36:04I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:36:29I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:36:37Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from it, can you?
00:36:42That's not.
00:36:43That's bad manners, Angel.
00:37:01What are you going to do?
00:37:04Punish you.
00:37:05I don't know.
00:37:10I don't know.
00:37:13I don't know.
00:37:20You don't know me?
00:37:26I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:37:28Would you complain about that, princess?
00:37:33Let's see. Do you worst.
00:37:36Let's see. Do you worst.
00:37:51I'm sorry.
00:37:52I can't let this happen.
00:37:55What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:38:00You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:38:05But what about...
00:38:07There's no buts.
00:38:10Can't let this happen again.
00:38:12You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:38:35You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:38:39That was part of the plan!
00:38:40I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:38:42I'm so embarrassed.
00:38:44Was it...
00:38:45big?
00:38:47So big.
00:38:50Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:38:53It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:38:57Wait, what do you mean?
00:38:58He's a sex freak?
00:39:00Like...
00:39:01BDS on.
00:39:02The whole nine yards.
00:39:03Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:39:06My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:39:08Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:39:12Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:39:15Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:39:19Crap, what if he is coming?
00:39:20Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:39:26Stop messing with that.
00:39:42You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:39:45You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:39:47How else are you going to woo your man?
00:39:50He's not my man.
00:39:51I hope you're not talking about me.
00:39:58Ew, leave, Brian.
00:39:59She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:40:01You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:40:04Harps?
00:40:06Huh?
00:40:10What do you want, Brian?
00:40:14Just five minutes.
00:40:18Fine.
00:40:18But, Harper, are you sure?
00:40:21It's okay.
00:40:21Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:40:40Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:40:41I want to get back together.
00:40:52You cheated on me.
00:40:54I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:40:57But that was months ago, huh?
00:41:00Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:41:02This isn't about payback.
00:41:05I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:41:10What do you mean, moved on?
00:41:11Hmm?
00:41:13Are you fucking other guys?
00:41:15You slut!
00:41:16Hmm?
00:41:17Get off of me!
00:41:18No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:41:20Let me see them.
00:41:21Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:41:23Show me.
00:41:24Show me!
00:41:24Go with me!
00:41:26There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:41:29I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:41:32A drink?
00:41:33I don't have time for this.
00:41:34You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:41:37That's not happening.
00:41:39Ever.
00:41:39Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:41:44Me?
00:41:45We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:41:48Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:41:51It's not a threat.
00:41:52It's a fact.
00:41:53You'll regret this, Christopher, but I'm not going to come after you.
00:42:02I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:42:06Help me!
00:42:12Help!
00:42:12Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:42:16Stop it, that's enough!
00:42:17Oh.
00:42:18Good girl.
00:42:21You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:42:23I don't think she will, actually.
00:42:25That's for calling her a bitch.
00:42:29And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:42:32You just made me rip the asshole.
00:42:34Are you okay?
00:42:39Take her, you psychopath.
00:42:41She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:42:42Stop it.
00:42:54You're going to kill him.
00:42:55Good.
00:42:56He's not worth it.
00:42:58Let's go.
00:43:01If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:43:05I promise.
00:43:07Let's go.
00:43:08Let's go.
00:43:08Let's go.
00:43:08Let's go.
00:43:12What the fuck?
00:43:30Chris, you almost killed him.
00:43:33Should we call 911?
00:43:35Seriously, Harper?
00:43:37He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:43:39I handled myself just fine.
00:43:40And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:44:00You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:44:02So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:44:17Let's see who you are.
00:44:19Do we have to do this?
00:44:33What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:44:36Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:44:40Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:44:42So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:44:46I'm going to throw up.
00:45:03Breathe.
00:45:05You can do this.
00:45:06I'm right here.
00:45:35Don't focus on the water.
00:45:38Just look at me.
00:45:44It's not hard to do.
00:45:59It's okay.
00:45:59It's okay.
00:46:00It's me.
00:46:00I got you.
00:46:02It's okay.
00:46:02It's okay.
00:46:03It's okay.
00:46:04You're fine.
00:46:11You're fine, Harper.
00:46:18Just breathe.
00:46:19Just keep breathing.
00:46:23How are you feeling?
00:46:24I'm fine.
00:46:32Just insanely distracted.
00:46:36Ready for the next step?
00:46:40I don't know if I'm ready.
00:46:46I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:46:47I thought you didn't make those.
00:46:52I thought you didn't make those.
00:46:54What?
00:46:57Oh, my God.
00:46:59Oh, my God.
00:47:00You're talking about swimming.
00:47:03You're talking about swimming.
00:47:04Swimming.
00:47:05What goes on in that head of yours?
00:47:11I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:47:13I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:47:13I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:47:24I'm out of the air.
00:47:25Roger.
00:47:25I'll help you.
00:47:26I'll have a try.
00:47:29Hold on.
00:47:30I'll hop on you.
00:47:32I'll let you in.
00:47:32Harper! Harper!
00:47:41Harper!
00:47:45What happened? What happened?
00:47:47You blacked out.
00:47:49You're okay.
00:47:50You're okay.
00:47:52I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
00:47:55For what?
00:47:57You did amazing.
00:48:00You're just going to get better and better.
00:48:02Why do you do this?
00:48:06It's okay.
00:48:08We'll try again and more.
00:48:10Just kiss me.
00:48:14Your dad won't like this.
00:48:16Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:48:21If you want me, then kiss me.
00:48:24I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:48:26I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:48:29Just say you don't want me.
00:48:32Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:48:45I want you.
00:48:47And I told you not to mess with me.
00:48:49You're going to get hurt.
00:48:50What the hell? What are you doing?
00:49:08We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:49:12Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:49:14I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:49:17So you are a grandpa?
00:49:19Just as much as you're a kid.
00:49:21Come on, let's go inside.
00:49:27No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:49:33I'm going to shout.
00:49:44Harper, what are you doing?
00:49:46So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:49:58Running a daycare.
00:50:00Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:50:06Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:50:08I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:50:13I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:50:18And I wanted to warn you.
00:50:20He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:50:25Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:50:30Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:50:34Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:50:37You've been tracking him?
00:50:40What kind of psycho are you?
00:50:42The same kind he is.
00:50:44Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:50:53Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:50:58I'm surprised.
00:50:59It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:51:04Just all around...
00:51:07Not intense enough for him.
00:51:10Not intense enough?
00:51:13Yeah, well...
00:51:14Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:51:17Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:51:22I mean, look at you.
00:51:23You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:51:28You're out of your league, kid.
00:51:30Don't call me that.
00:51:34You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:51:38He likes to take you from behind.
00:51:40Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:51:43Choke you out.
00:51:44None of that kissing.
00:51:46Pillow talk.
00:51:47Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:51:56He'll be bored of you and meek.
00:51:58He actually lives here with me.
00:52:02You little scared.
00:52:03Ah!
00:52:11Help!
00:52:12Help me!
00:52:13I can't swim!
00:52:14Help!
00:52:18Help!
00:52:19I can't swim!
00:52:32Harper!
00:52:33Harper!
00:52:35Help!
00:52:37Smile for Tandy, stranger.
00:52:39Please help me!
00:52:41Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:52:44That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:52:53Harper!
00:52:53Harper!
00:52:53Harper!
00:52:53Harper!
00:53:14No!
00:53:24Come on!
00:53:24Harper!
00:53:25No!
00:53:26Come on!
00:53:26Harper!
00:53:27No!
00:53:28Come on!
00:53:29I thought I was going to die.
00:53:48I thought I was going to die.
00:53:50You're okay.
00:53:51Just breathe.
00:53:52Just breathe.
00:53:53You're safe now.
00:53:55Just breathe.
00:53:56Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:53:58I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:54:01It's pathetic.
00:54:03Homewreck?
00:54:06Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:54:09She couldn't if she tried.
00:54:14I need to come back to me, baby.
00:54:16We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:54:20She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:54:25I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:54:41How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:54:45She's fine.
00:54:47Stop overreacting, baby.
00:54:48What are you doing?
00:54:58Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:55:04and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:55:08You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:55:16Do you got that?
00:55:17Are you threatening me?
00:55:19No.
00:55:20I'm telling you.
00:55:22Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:55:27Get out of here.
00:55:28Wait.
00:55:29Please, don't.
00:55:31I'll do anything.
00:55:32Please.
00:55:32What are you doing?
00:55:34Chris, no!
00:55:48Wait.
00:55:49Wait.
00:55:49I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marber.
00:56:13She will not bother you again.
00:56:16I swear.
00:56:18Don't worry about it.
00:56:19I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:56:29I never dated her.
00:56:31We weren't a thing.
00:56:34A lot of brain to her.
00:56:40Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:56:45She said that...
00:56:51That I would never be able to handle you.
00:56:58She said that...
00:57:02That I would never be able to handle you.
00:57:11Satisfy you.
00:57:13In bed.
00:57:14That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:57:23You'd never be into me.
00:57:29Is that true?
00:57:30That's not how I feel, Marber.
00:57:37But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:57:40I'm supposed to protect you.
00:57:41When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:57:54And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:58:02What did you regret?
00:58:04Not doing this sooner.
00:58:05I'm sorry.
00:58:27I could think about that.
00:58:28What the hell am I doing?
00:58:38Why don't you stop again?
00:58:40You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:58:42Your dad is going to kill me.
00:58:45I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I give up to.
00:58:50This isn't about Mark.
00:58:51It's about you and me.
00:58:53So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
00:58:59I'm too dangerous.
00:59:03So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
00:59:10It's for the best, Harper.
00:59:12There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
00:59:15Yeah.
00:59:17It's because you're a coward.
00:59:19You're allowed to be mad at me.
00:59:21Just admit it.
00:59:22You led me on and then you got cold feet.
00:59:24Just be a man and own it.
00:59:26Not true.
00:59:27Don't!
00:59:27You're a psycho.
00:59:37I'm just trying to protect you.
00:59:47Morning.
00:59:49Bagel?
00:59:50I'm not hungry.
00:59:51You need to eat.
01:00:04No.
01:00:05What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:00:10Are we even now?
01:00:19Bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:00:22What's wrong, little?
01:00:24I hate seeing you like this.
01:00:26You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:00:28Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:00:44Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:00:48I'm going to make this up to you.
01:00:53I promise.
01:01:03Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:01:05Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:01:09Nope.
01:01:11And he's never going to.
01:01:12Huh?
01:01:14I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:01:17Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:01:20Oh, hey.
01:01:22Hey.
01:01:23Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:01:25Okay?
01:01:25You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:01:29And I am not letting you fail.
01:01:31Stop moping.
01:01:33Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:01:35Okay?
01:01:37Okay.
01:01:38Hey.
01:01:51Wow.
01:01:52How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:01:54Like a million hours?
01:01:56Who the fuck cares?
01:01:58We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:02:04Make sure no one's coming.
01:02:08I think I hear them coming.
01:02:29Let's go.
01:02:30One last touch.
01:02:31One last touch.
01:02:31Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:02:44Harper.
01:02:49Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:02:52Huh?
01:02:53What?
01:02:55No, no, no, no.
01:02:56My final project.
01:02:58How am I going to graduate?
01:03:01Why would someone do this to me?
01:03:07Harper.
01:03:10Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:03:13Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:03:15Shh.
01:03:19Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:03:20Shh.
01:03:22Don't say that.
01:03:24It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:03:26Did you do this?
01:03:35Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:03:41We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:03:43You're not going to get away with this.
01:03:44Guess what?
01:03:45You have no proof.
01:03:48Good luck with that, losers.
01:03:51That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:03:54Harper.
01:03:55Harper.
01:03:56There's the student I've been looking for.
01:03:58Professor, I can explain.
01:04:02Harper.
01:04:05Is this your work?
01:04:07It's so ugly.
01:04:09Isn't it, Professor?
01:04:10We have to fail Harper.
01:04:12It looks like a complete choke.
01:04:15Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:04:18In fact, I guess I just bought this piece.
01:04:23Wait, what?
01:04:24Who would buy this crap?
01:04:26I would.
01:04:38Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:04:42I would.
01:04:42It's you.
01:04:46You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:04:50Christina, don't be rude.
01:04:52Don't you know who this is?
01:04:54Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:04:58There's no way.
01:04:59That's okay, Professor.
01:05:00Not everyone has taste.
01:05:04How much for this painting?
01:05:06Oh, no.
01:05:06Our starting price is $18,000.
01:05:13Done.
01:05:16Wait, $1,800?
01:05:18You can study at this school or not.
01:05:21We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:05:25You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:05:29whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:05:35Here's $2,000.
01:05:38Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:05:43Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:05:47Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:05:49Are you fucking kidding me?
01:05:53Are you fucking kidding me?
01:05:56Language, Miss Hawks.
01:05:58Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:05:59Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:06:04My father still runs this university.
01:06:08Money runs this university.
01:06:10And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor,
01:06:13who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:06:18You're going to get us expelled.
01:06:20Professor, you can't.
01:06:22Please.
01:06:23Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:06:26No, wait, Professor!
01:06:27Well, not so fast.
01:06:28What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:06:33Oh, no, oh!
01:06:42I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:06:45Good luck proving it was us.
01:06:48Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day
01:06:52is satisfying enough for me.
01:06:53I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:06:57This dress is tough.
01:06:58Wait, why, huh?
01:06:59I...
01:07:00This is Versace, you asshole!
01:07:15You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:07:18What was it that you two said?
01:07:20Oh, right.
01:07:22Good luck proving it was me.
01:07:27The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:07:30You're being suspended.
01:07:31Let's go!
01:07:32Why are you grabbing us?
01:07:34They're the ones who did this.
01:07:35Arrest them!
01:07:36Let's go!
01:07:36Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:07:40I'll see you later.
01:07:45Congratulations on the sale, Miss Reed.
01:07:47Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:07:49That's $18,000!
01:07:52Seriously?
01:07:54I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:07:56What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:08:07He, um...
01:08:09I mean, I...
01:08:11I was an idiot.
01:08:14And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:08:18show you how much I want you.
01:08:19I don't want to think...
01:08:20I don't want to think...
01:08:21No.
01:08:34Blindfold?
01:08:36I want you, Harper.
01:08:37I want to do things to you.
01:08:43Bad things.
01:08:46But only if you want me to.
01:08:50Do.
01:08:51Why'd we stop?
01:09:05We've been waiting so long for this.
01:09:08I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:09:10Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:09:17And I'll wait for you.
01:09:20Wear that for me tonight.
01:09:21You've got the phone, I swear.
01:09:51Harper, he's dangerous.
01:09:53You need to move out now.
01:09:54You can't keep living with him.
01:09:56I need to talk to him, okay?
01:09:58Harper!
01:10:08Taxi?
01:10:09For Harper?
01:10:12Who are you?
01:10:14Hey, let go of me!
01:10:15Stop it!
01:10:25Please.
01:10:26Please let me go.
01:10:28If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:10:34Harper, Harper, Harper.
01:10:36Harper.
01:10:37Harper.
01:10:38Ryan, why are you doing this?
01:10:40We broke up.
01:10:42We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:10:45You psycho!
01:10:46He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:10:48He humiliated me!
01:10:53But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:10:57He has some dangerous enemies.
01:10:58Ain't that right, fellas?
01:10:59Guys?
01:10:59Once he arrives to save his little princess, well, we don't need to get into the gory details,
01:11:09do we?
01:11:10No.
01:11:11No.
01:11:12You can just watch.
01:11:14No.
01:11:15No, no, no.
01:11:17No!
01:11:17A trap?
01:11:37What the hell?
01:11:38Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:11:56I hope you don't mind.
01:12:01I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:12:04Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:12:14Hey, crap.
01:12:14I can explain.
01:12:15You're gonna explain.
01:12:17But first, you know my daughter better than I do?
01:12:23Is that text a prank?
01:12:26Harper's in trouble.
01:12:27We need to go.
01:12:28Okay.
01:12:31Should we have some food with you after we kill Mother Grant?
01:12:36Hmm?
01:12:37Should we make him watch?
01:12:39Hmm?
01:12:42Oh!
01:12:44Looks like he's here.
01:12:46Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:12:51Huh?
01:12:51Get ready, boys.
01:13:07I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:13:15That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:13:21What's the matter, tough guy?
01:13:37What?
01:13:38You can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:13:40Let me go!
01:13:47I-I-I-I'll leave home.
01:13:49I already told you once.
01:13:50You should have listened to me then.
01:13:55I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:13:57Ah!
01:13:59Oh!
01:14:06Are you okay?
01:14:16Did he hurt you?
01:14:19Chris, I put you in danger.
01:14:23You should run far away from me and my package.
01:14:25When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:14:35Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:14:43Oh my god, Dad, what the hell?
01:14:45It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:14:48I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:14:49Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:14:52I want an answer now before I kill him.
01:14:54No, Dad!
01:14:55Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:15:00But?
01:15:01Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:15:11Chris makes me feel safe.
01:15:13Please don't be mad.
01:15:16You're wrong about that.
01:15:19It's not deep down.
01:15:21It is the most important thing to me.
01:15:24Your happiness.
01:15:27If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:15:33Or I will make him regret it.
01:15:36I believe you.
01:15:38You keep her safe.
01:15:43With my goddamn life.
01:15:45Do you remember my instructions?
01:16:02Yes.
01:16:04I want you to beg for it.
01:16:30I want you to fuck me, honey.
01:16:47Stop teasing.
01:16:49I want you now.
01:16:50Daddy.
01:16:51What you looking for?
01:16:52What you looking for?
01:16:52What you looking for?
01:16:56Daddy.
01:16:57Say it.
01:17:00Or I'll punish you.
01:17:01I want you to beg for it.
01:17:02What you looking for?
01:17:06What you looking for?
01:17:08What you looking for?
01:17:10We both...
01:17:12Don't stop, Daddy.
01:17:14Are you sure about that?
01:17:33You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:17:50You can either uncuck me...
01:17:55Or fuck me.
01:17:57You know I'm dangerous.
01:18:14I'm a red show of mine.
01:18:17Do your worst, Daddy.
01:18:22I'm a red show of mine.
01:18:44As I started, let's stop it.
01:18:49I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:18:56You're different.
01:18:58Ready for round five?
01:19:02Stop it.
01:19:03I'm sore.
01:19:04Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:19:09What if I don't?
01:19:10What was that?
01:19:11Crap.
01:19:12It's my dad.
01:19:13Honey, you home?
01:19:14Um, Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:19:15I'm sorry.
01:19:16I'm sorry.
01:19:17I'm sorry.
01:19:18I'm sorry.
01:19:19I'm sorry.
01:19:20I'm sorry.
01:19:21I'm sorry.
01:19:22I'm sorry.
01:19:23I'm sorry.
01:19:24I'm sorry.
01:19:25I'm sorry.
01:19:26I'm sorry.
01:19:27I'm sorry.
01:19:28I'm sorry.
01:19:29I'm sorry.
01:19:30I'm sorry.
01:19:31I'm sorry.
01:19:32I'm sorry.
01:19:33I'm sorry.
01:19:34I'm sorry.
01:19:35But I'm just gonna come inside.
01:19:36Stop it.
01:19:37Uggh.
01:19:38I told you I was busy.
01:19:39This is my home, Harper Reed.
01:19:42If you wanna get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:19:45OK, I will.
01:19:47I- can you get out?
01:19:50I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:20:04Can I please just open my eyes?
01:20:05No, please keep them covered.
01:20:08I want to give a speech.
01:20:10And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:20:12I get nervous when I open up.
01:20:15You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:20:18Just get on with it.
01:20:20What I do for a living, the not so legal part, it's dangerous for me to let people into
01:20:31my life and for me to be...
01:20:35Vulnerable?
01:20:37Yeah, but I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:20:44You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:20:46And I want to be around you.
01:20:48Forever.
01:20:49Forever.
01:21:00So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:21:01I'm moving you in there.
01:21:08As a graduation present, and also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:21:20Only if you want to.
01:21:22Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:21:24Are you serious?
01:21:25What's wrong?
01:21:26It's a tacky?
01:21:27I liked it.
01:21:28I thought...
01:21:29Deal!
01:21:30But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:21:31Which is?
01:21:32You have to move in there with me.
01:21:33On one condition, boyfriend.
01:21:34But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:21:38Which is?
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