How To Tame A Silver Fox – Full Movie
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hi, Dad. Um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong, God, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:51Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Deadson is...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like,
00:02:37five Christmases.
00:02:40It's tougher than I would.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:45Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:56from the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:22Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub,
00:03:35or beating up sleazebags,
00:03:38not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:39Come to think of it,
00:03:42come to think of it,
00:03:47I actually
00:03:47don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:53Okay, then.
00:03:59Oh, wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:00I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be careful.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:19When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:00This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well,
00:06:16maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here,
00:06:22and neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:08I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:17I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him,
00:07:30this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here,
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:43You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:07I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:13God damn it.
00:08:16Prom's to mark.
00:08:26Whoa!
00:08:27Who's this?
00:08:29Bob Grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:34Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house
00:08:43when I run Greek life.
00:08:45Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:54Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:21I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I were into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:11Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:28Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're, like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:02I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:21Oh, this is gold, Harper.
00:11:36You are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:51I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:14The hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody.
00:12:24Hello.
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:33A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:58I just need to give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:05is, like, a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly,
00:13:13if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:15You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33Let's fuck right down.
00:13:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:48Fuck this.
00:13:59Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:29You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:36Come to her party, take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:43It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54Yes, that's enough. You better go.
00:15:00One last thing.
00:15:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty! Let's get one thing straight here.
00:15:12Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:15If you mess with her again...
00:15:21Fuck you up.
00:15:22But we're literally just pearls!
00:15:24I don't give a fuck! Everyone out! The fuck out!
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:40What the hell was that?
00:15:45She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:02You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:12Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:14They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:19Stupid. I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:23You just embarrassed me in front of-
00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our-
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:28I said stop!
00:16:32I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:35We'll find you another school.
00:16:37I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just cause you run some sort of shady business, does-
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, dear.
00:16:50I told you...
00:16:52to stop calling me that.
00:16:55And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:17:01Oh yeah?
00:17:03If I'm such a kid...
00:17:05What's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you wanna turn me on.
00:17:18You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:21Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:24You better not be a single T-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:45I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:48What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:15No.
00:18:20It's not gonna be happening, he's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:33You know if he wanted to play you could have just asked.
00:18:37I don't want to, I don't want to play, what do you even do with these you perv?
00:18:42Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:44You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:49I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:55Uncuff me.
00:18:59What are your manners?
00:19:03Say please.
00:19:07I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:12Give me the key.
00:19:19What the?
00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:32Rule number one.
00:19:35There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:42So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of myself.
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:51No talking back.
00:19:53I am the last guy.
00:19:55You want to piss off?
00:19:57Rule number three.
00:20:02Rule number three.
00:20:03Don't start any games.
00:20:05You're not ready to play.
00:20:09You're not ready to play.
00:20:26So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:28Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:34Here in the regular, no violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:41You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:48You have curfew.
00:20:52You have curfew.
00:20:53Ah!
00:20:54How's my daughter?
00:20:59Um...
00:21:00Hot.
00:21:01What was that?
00:21:02Uh.
00:21:03She...
00:21:04She's hot-headed.
00:21:05Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:06That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:08Is she back from class?
00:21:09She was supposed to be back.
00:21:11I'm not gonna say that right.
00:21:12That's why I'm watching her and not me.
00:21:17Is she back from the class?
00:21:22Yeah.
00:21:23I didn't think she's near.
00:21:24She's not going to be the only way.
00:21:25I am not going to see you.
00:21:27She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:30Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:34Good. You're my best friend.
00:21:36You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:45You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:57You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:27Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're in a goddamn strip club.
00:22:42Oh, excuse me. We're filming.
00:22:45Filming? Filming what?
00:22:47Some real hot stuff.
00:22:49Now beat it, Grandpa. Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:52I'm looking for Harper Reeves. It says her location is here.
00:22:56So step aside before I make you.
00:22:58Mmm. Nope. Harper's my best friend.
00:23:01And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for-
00:23:03Hey! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
00:23:13He looks so sexy. Keep going.
00:23:16Harper?
00:23:17You shouldn't be here.
00:23:26You shouldn't be here.
00:23:28I tried to stop him.
00:23:30Hey!
00:23:32No, Harper. You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:35What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:37It's for a class project. Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:40Class my ass.
00:23:42Is that what you want to-
00:23:43Told her to get her here?
00:23:44I ought to stick this camera straight up-
00:23:46Chris, stop!
00:23:47Not until I pummel this creep.
00:23:48Then the camera's next.
00:23:49Hey, wait, wait, wait. Not the camera.
00:23:51That's a thousand dollars.
00:23:52You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:55That is enough!
00:24:12These look amazing, Harper!
00:24:14Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:16Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:24:17No one's going to see these.
00:24:19Deleting them.
00:24:20What?
00:24:21That is art!
00:24:22Give him this camera back or I swear to God,
00:24:24I'll go out there and I'll give one of those creeps a lap dance.
00:24:30See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:36Your choice.
00:24:41Camera it is.
00:24:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:46You asshole!
00:24:48If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again,
00:24:50I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:24:53You will be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:55What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:03We're leaving.
00:25:04Now.
00:25:05So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:17I did it for your own good.
00:25:19You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:22You need me around for your safety.
00:25:24Because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:26You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:30Like a piece of meat.
00:25:31My classmate?
00:25:32It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:42Jealous?
00:25:43You're cute, Harper.
00:25:44I'll give you that.
00:25:45And those...
00:25:46Things you do?
00:25:47They're cute, too.
00:25:48You know what's not cute?
00:25:49Me jealous.
00:25:50Now you were right.
00:25:51I'm in some shady business.
00:25:52And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:25:56But you better not test me.
00:25:57Or I'll break you.
00:25:58In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:00Well, guess what?
00:26:01You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:03Just admit that you want me.
00:26:06Just admit that you want me.
00:26:09I don't know.
00:26:10I don't know.
00:26:11You just call me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:13Just admit that you want me.
00:26:30what the hell is happening to me
00:26:34there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:39put your seat belt on you know what chris you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:44fine but i'm gonna make you crazy for me let's see if dad keeps you around then
00:26:50so are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is no
00:26:58are you sleeping with a professor oh my god maria no ew
00:27:03that's my dad's best friend chris collins he was sent here to
00:27:08keep me safe and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:12i don't know but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:17um wait you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:22think about it
00:27:25we need to get my dad to fire chris the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:27:33so that's step one
00:27:34you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:39he was jealous harves
00:27:41yeah right jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods
00:27:45he's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:50not jealous of you dummy jealous over you it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you
00:27:56dancing in that lingerie
00:27:58so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:02until he snaps and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter and
00:28:08when your dad sees that he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:13here's to operation seduction chris collins you better watch out because i get what i want
00:28:21sexy outfit check popcorn check a notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry check
00:28:40what do you want you done giving me the silent treatment
00:28:55popcorn harper you idiot seduce him i mean i brought snacks as a peace offering
00:29:06but if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:10oh wait wait wait
00:29:12i have a day but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:29:17what's going on
00:29:19oh
00:29:20is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:23no i just
00:29:26i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:30but it's
00:29:31well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:45but what about your date
00:29:53how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:16because it's not real
00:30:18this is ridiculous no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:25it's true love
00:30:27there's no such thing as true love
00:30:30anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:33or
00:30:34maybe
00:30:37you're just a soulless ai bot
00:30:42and there are batteries in your back
00:30:45what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:55what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:01now come on
00:31:04just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:06don't mess with me harper
00:31:14i'm not a toy
00:31:14i'll ruin you
00:31:15well
00:31:16i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:18as hard as you try to convince yourself
00:31:21i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:22not a lie
00:31:27you are a beautiful woman
00:31:29i'm too much for you kid
00:31:32you can't handle me
00:31:34try me
00:31:36i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:42i don't kiss
00:31:44and i don't make love harper
00:31:46maybe i'm into that
00:31:49no
00:31:50i don't think you are
00:31:53what did you get yourself into harper
00:31:58i never loved you
00:32:02just
00:32:09shut up and watch the movie
00:32:13i'm sorry
00:32:14i love you
00:32:15this was the last thing i could do for you
00:32:18you're supposed to seduce him harper
00:32:29not be seduced by him
00:32:31i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:35i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:39you're late big daddy
00:32:41but you sound pissed
00:32:44so i'll wait
00:32:46you wanna come in and fuck your frustration now
00:32:50not tonight
00:32:51busy
00:32:52busy
00:32:52busy
00:32:53never for me you're not
00:32:57what the hell could you possibly be
00:33:00are you with another woman
00:33:03woman
00:33:03no
00:33:04not a woman
00:33:08do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:13not this guy
00:33:21lose my number
00:33:23whoever this girl is
00:33:32your days are numbered
00:33:34do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:37she's going to be the death of me
00:33:57good
00:33:58good
00:33:58because i'm coming for you
00:34:02chris collins
00:34:03stay
00:34:13damn it harper
00:34:17damn it harper
00:34:50You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:13His business partner.
00:35:15I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:16No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:28No.
00:35:30Because you're still alive.
00:35:32Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:35One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:38You don't know that.
00:35:39Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah?
00:35:45Explain that.
00:35:48That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:50Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:54You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:05Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:14Well, what's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:18I am going to go for a cockawalk.
00:36:20I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:27Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:29This will do.
00:36:50Bye.
00:36:51This will do.
00:36:51Bye.
00:36:53Bye.
00:36:55Bye.
00:36:57Bye.
00:36:57Bye.
00:36:58Bye.
00:36:58Bye.
00:36:59So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:16Struggling much?
00:37:29I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:48I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:59That's not...
00:38:06No underwear?
00:38:14That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:18What are you gonna do?
00:38:21Punishing.
00:38:24I don't know.
00:38:27I don't know.
00:38:33I don't know.
00:38:37You don't know me?
00:38:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:46Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:48I'd say, do your worst.
00:38:49I'd say, do your worst.
00:38:53I'd say, do your worst.
00:38:54I'm sorry. I can't let this happen.
00:38:59What the heck? Why, why are you stopping?
00:39:03You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:04But, but what about...
00:39:05There's no buts.
00:39:06I can't let this happen again.
00:39:07I can't let this happen.
00:39:08You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:10But, but what about...
00:39:11There's no buts.
00:39:12I can't let this happen.
00:39:13I can't let this happen again.
00:39:15You deserve someone better...
00:39:16Oh!
00:39:17You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:22But, but what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:26Can't let this happen again.
00:39:30Hot walk.
00:39:36hot block
00:39:40you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:48you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:55that was part of the plan
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now
00:39:59I'm so embarrassed
00:40:00was it big?
00:40:03so big
00:40:04look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick
00:40:09for a second longer
00:40:10it's bad enough that I basically fondled him
00:40:12like I'm the sex freak
00:40:14wait, what do you mean?
00:40:15he's a sex freak?
00:40:17like BDSM?
00:40:18the whole nine yards
00:40:19whips, chains, handcuffs
00:40:22my dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear
00:40:25why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:28wait, do you think he's going to show up
00:40:31to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:32oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy
00:40:35crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:37well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:40if you want Operation Seduction to work
00:40:42stop messing with that
00:40:58you're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni
00:41:00and give him a heart attack
00:41:01you don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:04how else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:07he's not my man
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me
00:41:14ew, leave, Brian
00:41:16she doesn't want to speak to you
00:41:17you still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:21Harps?
00:41:22huh?
00:41:23what do you want, Brian?
00:41:31just five minutes
00:41:32fine
00:41:35but, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38it's okay, maybe if I talk to him
00:41:39he'll finally leave me alone
00:41:40where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:58I want to get back together
00:42:07you cheated on me
00:42:10I deserve better, Brian
00:42:12and it's not going to be from you
00:42:14but that was months ago
00:42:15huh?
00:42:17haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19this isn't about payback
00:42:20I've moved on
00:42:23and you should too
00:42:24what do you mean, moved on?
00:42:28hmm?
00:42:29are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32you slut?
00:42:33hmm?
00:42:33get off of me
00:42:34no, no, no, no, no
00:42:36get off of me
00:42:36let me see them
00:42:37let me see how you're fucking other guys
00:42:40show me
00:42:40show me
00:42:41let go of me
00:42:42there's the most handsome man at the gala
00:42:45I was hoping I'd run into you
00:42:48a drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this
00:42:51you still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know
00:42:54that's not happening
00:42:55ever
00:42:56are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:01me?
00:43:01we were never a thing to begin with, babe
00:43:04get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you
00:43:07it's not a threat
00:43:08it's a fact
00:43:09you'll regret this, Christopher
00:43:16but I'm not gonna come after you
00:43:19I'm gonna come after your bitch
00:43:21that's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:43:23help me
00:43:28help
00:43:29why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33stop it, that's enough
00:43:34good girl
00:43:36you are gonna regret that, you bitch
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually
00:43:41that's for calling her a bitch
00:43:44and this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom
00:43:48and you just made me rip an asshole
00:43:50you okay?
00:43:56take her, you psychopath
00:43:57she's fucking used goods anyways
00:43:59stop it
00:44:10you're gonna kill him
00:44:12good
00:44:12he's not worth it
00:44:14let's go
00:44:15if you contact her
00:44:19if you go anywhere near her
00:44:20I'll finish the job
00:44:21I promise
00:44:23let's go
00:44:25come back
00:44:44Chris, you almost killed him
00:44:48should we call 911?
00:44:51seriously, Harper?
00:44:53he tried to hurt you
00:44:54you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine
00:44:57and if I wasn't there to save your ass
00:44:59what would have happened?
00:45:17you're taking self-defense classes with me
00:45:19so you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now
00:45:31let's see who you are
00:45:36do we have to do this?
00:45:50what does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:56your dad wants me to keep you safe
00:45:58so yes
00:46:00we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you
00:46:03I'm gonna throw up
00:46:17breathe
00:46:20you can do this
00:46:23I'm right here
00:46:38don't focus on the water
00:46:54just look at me
00:46:55it's not hard to do
00:47:02it's okay
00:47:14it's okay
00:47:16it's okay
00:47:16it's okay
00:47:17I got you
00:47:18it's okay
00:47:19you're fine
00:47:26you're fine
00:47:28you're fine, Harper
00:47:29just breathe
00:47:36just keep breathing
00:47:37how are you feeling?
00:47:40well
00:47:41fine
00:47:48fine
00:47:48just insanely distracted
00:47:51ready for the next step?
00:47:56I don't know if I'm ready
00:48:01I'll hold your hand the whole time
00:48:04I thought you didn't make those
00:48:09what?
00:48:13oh my god
00:48:14oh my god
00:48:16you're talking about swimming
00:48:18you're talking about swimming
00:48:21what goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater
00:48:30I want you to get used to being underwater
00:48:56I want you to get used to being underwater
00:49:00what happened?
00:49:03what happened?
00:49:04you blacked out
00:49:05you're okay
00:49:06you're okay
00:49:08sorry
00:49:09sorry
00:49:10for what?
00:49:14you did amazing
00:49:16you're just going to get better and better
00:49:19I can't do this
00:49:19it's okay
00:49:24we'll try again tomorrow
00:49:26just kiss me
00:49:28your dad won't like this
00:49:32don't think about him
00:49:34if you want me then kiss me
00:49:35if you want me then kiss me
00:49:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into
00:49:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper
00:49:45just say you don't want me
00:49:47does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you
00:50:03and I told you not to mess with me
00:50:06you're going to get hurt
00:50:07you're going to get hurt
00:50:09you're going to let me know
00:50:12I really like it
00:50:13what the hell?
00:50:24what are you doing?
00:50:25we need to talk about this first
00:50:26inside
00:50:27with our minds
00:50:28not our crosses
00:50:28Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:34So you are a grandpa?
00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:41Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:44No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:50I'm gonna shower.
00:50:58Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:15Hey, I'm surprised.
00:52:18Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:20I'm just all around not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper.
00:52:43You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:51You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:59Choke you out.
00:53:01None of that.
00:53:02Kissing.
00:53:03Pillow talk.
00:53:04Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:12He'll be bored of you and meek.
00:53:15He actually lives here with me.
00:53:19You little skank.
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:28Help!
00:53:29Help me!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:30Help!
00:53:34Help!
00:53:35Help!
00:53:35I can't swim!
00:53:49Harper!
00:53:49Harper!
00:53:50Harper!
00:53:51Help!
00:53:53Smile for T.M.C.
00:53:54Get out, Leslie!
00:53:56Please don't!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot!
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:10Harper!
00:54:10Transcription by CastingWords
00:54:40Transcription by CastingWords
00:55:10Transcription by CastingWords
00:55:40Transcription by CastingWords
00:56:10Transcription by CastingWords
00:56:40Transcription by CastingWords
00:57:10Transcription by CastingWords
00:57:40Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:10Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:12Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:16Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:20Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:22Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:24Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:30Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:36Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:38Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:44Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:48Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:50Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:52Transcription by CastingWords
00:58:56Transcription by CastingWords
00:59:18Trans Foods
00:59:20Transcription by CastingWords
00:59:22Transcription by CastingWords
00:59:24Transcription by CastingWords
00:59:28What the hell am I doing?
00:59:54Why don't you stop again?
00:59:56You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:07This isn't about Mark.
01:00:08It's about you and me.
01:00:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:16I'm too dangerous.
01:00:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:27It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:38Just admit it.
01:00:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:41Just be a man and own it.
01:00:43It's not true.
01:00:43You're a psycho.
01:00:54I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:03Morning.
01:01:06Bagel?
01:01:07I'm not hungry.
01:01:08You need to eat.
01:01:20No.
01:01:22What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:27Are we even now?
01:01:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:39What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:05I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:11Promise.
01:02:20Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:22Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:26Nope.
01:02:28And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:31I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:37Oh, hey.
01:02:39Hey.
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:42Okay?
01:02:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:46And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:48Stop moping.
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:52Okay?
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:55Hey.
01:03:03How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:11Like a million hours?
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:15We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:21Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:22I think I hear them coming.
01:03:46Let's go.
01:03:47One last touch.
01:03:48Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:04:01Harper.
01:04:06Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:09Huh?
01:04:10What?
01:04:10No, no, no, no, no.
01:04:13My final project.
01:04:16How am I going to graduate?
01:04:18Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:24Harper.
01:04:27Harper.
01:04:28I'm kind of confused.
01:04:30Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:31Shh.
01:04:35Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:38Shh.
01:04:38Don't say that.
01:04:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:47Did you do this?
01:04:52Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:01Guess what?
01:05:02You have no proof.
01:05:05Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:06That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:11Harper.
01:05:13There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:15Professor, I can explain.
01:05:19Harper.
01:05:19Is this your work?
01:05:24It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:27We have to fail Harper.
01:05:29It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:36In fact,
01:05:38the guest just bought this piece.
01:05:39Wait, what?
01:05:41Who would buy this crap?
01:05:42Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:58I will.
01:05:59It's you.
01:06:03You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:07Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:09Don't you know who this is?
01:06:11Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:06:14There's no way.
01:06:16That's okay, Professor.
01:06:17Not everyone has taste.
01:06:21How much for this painting?
01:06:23Oh, no.
01:06:23Our starting price is $18.
01:06:25$18.
01:06:25$18.
01:06:25$18.
01:06:29Done.
01:06:32Wait, $1,800?
01:06:35You can study at this school or not.
01:06:38We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:41You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging,
01:06:46whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:53Here's two mil.
01:06:54What?
01:06:55Take the rest and buy art supplies,
01:06:57whatever it is you need to get.
01:06:59For Harper's sake.
01:07:00Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:03Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:06Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:13Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:14Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:17Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:21My father still runs this university.
01:07:24Money runs this university.
01:07:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor,
01:07:29who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:35You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:37Professor, you can't.
01:07:39Please.
01:07:39Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor.
01:07:44Not so fast.
01:07:45What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:48I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:01Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:11I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:13Those dresses, though.
01:08:14What?
01:08:15Wait, what?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:17I...
01:08:17What?
01:08:29What dress?
01:08:30This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:32You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:35What was it that you two said?
01:08:37Oh, right.
01:08:38Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:43The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:46You're being suspended.
01:08:48Let's go.
01:08:49Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:50They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:52Let's go!
01:08:54Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:56I'll see you later.
01:09:02Congratulations on the sell, Miss Reeves.
01:09:04Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:06That's $18,000.
01:09:08Seriously?
01:09:11I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:17What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:23He, um...
01:09:25I mean, I...
01:09:28I was an idiot.
01:09:31And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:09:34show you how much I want you.
01:09:36I know.
01:09:51A blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:54I want to do things to you.
01:09:55I feel my pain, but it hurts like hell, like a poor one more dream, but only if you want me to.
01:10:07I do.
01:10:07Why'd we stop?
01:10:20I've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:23I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer, because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:34And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:38Harper!
01:10:39Harper!
01:10:40Harper!
01:10:41Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:42You need to look at this!
01:10:43Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:44I'm having...
01:10:45...very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:47No!
01:10:48No!
01:10:49That's what I need to tell you about!
01:10:50Harper, look!
01:10:51You've got the front!
01:10:52I swear!
01:10:53The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:10:54Harper, he's dangerous!
01:10:55You need to move out now!
01:10:56You can't keep living with him!
01:10:57I need to talk to him, okay?
01:10:58Harper!
01:10:59Harper!
01:11:00Harper!
01:11:01Harper!
01:11:02I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:03Harper!
01:11:04Taxi?
01:11:05For Harper?
01:11:06For Harper?
01:11:07Oh, wait!
01:11:08What do you want to talk to me about?
01:11:09Harper, look!
01:11:10You've got the front!
01:11:11I swear!
01:11:12The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:13Harper, he's dangerous!
01:11:14You need to move out now!
01:11:15You can't keep living with him!
01:11:16I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:17Harper!
01:11:18Taxi?
01:11:19For Harper?
01:11:21For Harper?
01:11:23Lori!
01:11:24Hey!
01:11:25Let go of me!
01:11:26Stop it!
01:11:27Please!
01:11:28Please let me go!
01:11:29If it's money, I'll give you however much you want!
01:11:33Harper, Harper, Harper, Harper!
01:11:38Harper!
01:11:39Harper!
01:11:40Harper!
01:11:41Harper!
01:11:42Harper!
01:11:43Ryan?
01:11:44Why are you doing this?
01:11:45We broke up!
01:11:46Oh, Harper!
01:11:47We broke up because you've been fucking that old man!
01:11:49You psycho!
01:11:50He had nothing to do with our breakup!
01:11:53He humiliated me!
01:12:08But luckily for me, your little boyfriend...
01:12:10What does he have?
01:12:11He has some dangerous enemies!
01:12:12Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:14Once he arrives to save his little princess,
01:12:18Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:12:23Well, we don't need to get into more details, do we?
01:12:27No. No. You can just watch.
01:12:31No, no, no, no! No, no!
01:12:48A trap? What the hell?
01:13:11Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:14I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:20Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:30Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:13:32You're gonna explain!
01:13:34But first...
01:13:37You know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:39Is that text a prank?
01:13:41Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:44Okay.
01:13:48Should we have some fun with you after we kill Brother Grant?
01:13:53Hmm?
01:13:54Should we make him watch?
01:13:59Oh!
01:14:01Looks like he's here!
01:14:02Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper? Huh?
01:14:09Mm-hmm.
01:14:10Get ready, boys.
01:14:11I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:24That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:30What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:31What?
01:14:32You can't talk without your little bodyguards.
01:14:36Let me go! I... I... I... I'll leave home.
01:14:37I already told you.
01:14:38You can't talk without your little bodyguards.
01:14:39Let me go! I... I... I'll leave home.
01:14:40I already told you.
01:14:41You can't talk without your little bodyguards.
01:14:42Ugh!
01:14:43Ugh.
01:14:44Ugh.
01:14:45Ugh.
01:14:50Ugh!
01:14:52Ugh!
01:14:53What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:54What?
01:14:55You can't talk without your little bodyguards?
01:15:00Ugh.
01:15:03Let me go! I... I... I... I...
01:15:05I already told you once.
01:15:06You should've listened to me dead.
01:15:08Ugh.
01:15:09Ugh.
01:15:10Ugh.
01:15:11I'm going to kill you, you god damn dick.
01:15:32Are you okay? Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:39You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:51Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:00Oh my god, dad, what the hell?
01:16:02It's okay. I'll handle it.
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:08I want an answer now before I kill him!
01:16:11No, dad!
01:16:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:16But...
01:16:17Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:23Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:28Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:33You're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:41If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:50Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:53I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:01You remember my instructions?
01:17:19Yes.
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:33Yes, daddy.
01:17:36Say it.
01:17:39Yes, daddy.
01:17:40I want you to beg for it.
01:17:50I want you...
01:17:52To fuck me now.
01:17:53Honey.
01:18:04Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you now.
01:18:13Daddy.
01:18:15Say it.
01:18:17Or I'll punish you.
01:18:30Don't stop, daddy.
01:18:46Are you sure about that?
01:18:49Are you sure about that?
01:19:05You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:19:10You can either uncuff me...
01:19:13Or fuck me.
01:19:16You know I'm dangerous...
01:19:17Or I'd show you a lie.
01:19:18Do you worst, daddy?
01:19:31No, I'm far away.
01:19:33Or I'd show you a lie.
01:19:36Do you worst, daddy?
01:19:38Daddy?
01:20:00Once I started, let's stop it.
01:20:02I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:12You're different.
01:20:29Ready for round five?
01:20:32Stop it, I'm sore.
01:20:34Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:38What if I don't?
01:20:42What was that?
01:20:43Crap, it's my dad.
01:20:45Honey, you home?
01:20:46Um, Dad, I'm kinda busy right now.
01:20:48Stop it!
01:20:49I told you I was busy.
01:20:54This is my home, Harper Reeves.
01:20:58If you wanna get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will.
01:21:02I...
01:21:03Can you get out?
01:21:04I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:07Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:08No.
01:21:09Please keep them covered.
01:21:10I wanna give a speech.
01:21:11And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:13I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:14You literally carry around a gun.
01:21:15But whatever.
01:21:16Just get on with it.
01:21:17What I do for a living.
01:21:18The not-so-legal part.
01:21:19It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:20It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:21And for me to get on my life, make people into my life.
01:21:22And for me to deny their own freedom.
01:21:23I think it's dangerous.
01:21:24I still just shut up and say no, but I want to run away from my own freedom.
01:21:25When I do my own, I don't even know how to do it anymore.
01:21:26Do you have any idea of what I do?
01:21:27It's just that way, man.
01:21:28I think I'm doing my own freedom.
01:21:29You just need to be able to do things.
01:21:30It's like a sad thing.
01:21:31And what I am, I love it all for yourself.
01:21:32You're trying to be able to do it all the best.
01:21:33You don't want to do this all the best.
01:21:34You're trying to be able to live.
01:21:35You're trying to be able to try to do it all the best.
01:21:36And it's just a great deal.
01:21:38What I do for a living.
01:21:41The not-so-legal part.
01:21:44It's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:50And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah.
01:21:55But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:01You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:06Forever.
01:22:07So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:21I'm moving you in there.
01:22:24As a graduation present.
01:22:27And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:33Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:42Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:46It's a tacky?
01:22:46I liked it.
01:22:49I thought...
01:22:49Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:22:59You have to move in there with me.
01:23:02Deal.
01:23:03I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:04I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:04I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:05I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:06I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:06I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:07I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:07I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:07I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:08I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:08I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:09I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:09I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:10I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:10I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:11I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:11I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:12I'm not going to be wrong.
01:23:15I'm not going to be wrong.