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00:00Oh honey, I'm so nervous.
00:02Don't be. They're going to love you.
00:04I'll be home soon.
00:05Just have a few more meetings with the Foundation.
00:07Fresh flowers in the room?
00:08Check.
00:09Candles?
00:10Check.
00:11Excellent. Let's prepare the welcome cake.
00:12I still hope your mom lets me design a dress for the spring gala.
00:16Matthew, what if she hates me?
00:18Who wouldn't love the future princess of Westmarch?
00:20I still can't believe I get to marry a prince.
00:24Oh my god.
00:25And I can't believe I'm going to marry the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:28Oh my goodness.
00:30The princess future bride is going to love this.
00:32Be careful!
00:33This was handcrafted by the cake boss himself and flown in from Italy.
00:37I think they're here.
00:38Oh my goodness.
00:39Okay.
00:40Okay.
00:41Okay.
00:42Okay.
00:43Okay.
00:44Let's just...
00:48Stop with the bumps.
00:50You're messing up my makeup.
00:51Oh!
00:52Sorry.
00:53You're a royal chauffeur.
00:56Aren't you supposed to be good at driving?
00:58I may be interviewing for a housekeeping position, but I need to look like a princess if I'm ever going to land the prince.
01:03And you're going to help me.
01:05Please don't ask me to help me.
01:06Sure.
01:07I can't afford to lose this job.
01:09I've got a family to support.
01:10I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.
01:12And I know everything there is to know about the prince.
01:15Every last little detail.
01:18Ah!
01:22Ah!
01:23Miss Ross, it's an honor to meet you.
01:34Congratulations on your engagement.
01:36Ms. Ross, it's an honor to meet you.
01:51Congratulations on your engagement.
01:54Thanks.
01:55Engagement?
01:56What the hell is she talking about?
01:58When will the prince be arriving?
01:59These dumb royal assistants think that I am Pamela Ross.
02:03This can be fun.
02:04He'll be here in a few days.
02:06Maybe see the ring.
02:09You know, the engagement ring.
02:12Uh, it's being cleaned.
02:15Oh, okay.
02:16Um, your suitcases?
02:19Ah, crap.
02:21The airline lost them.
02:25They'll be delivered later.
02:27Then, please follow me, ma'am.
02:30It's Ms.
02:32Ms.
02:33This is it, Pamela.
02:47Hello?
03:00Yes.
03:01What?
03:02We don't want any.
03:03Oh, sorry.
03:05Hi.
03:06I'm Pamela Ross.
03:09The princess's fiance.
03:11Right, and I'm Queen Sarah.
03:23Get out of here before I call security.
03:24What?
03:25What is going on here?
03:28This freak claims to be you.
03:30Uh, she's a fraud.
03:32I'm the princess's fiance.
03:34What?
03:36She's lying.
03:37It's a fake.
03:39Uh, okay.
03:42If you're the prince's fiance, then when's his birthday?
03:45February 17th, 1999.
03:47Where'd he go to school?
03:48USC.
03:49BA in Business Administration.
03:51Okay.
03:53Favorite ice cream flavor?
03:56Mint.
03:57Chocolate.
03:58Chip.
03:59How do you know all of that?
04:00Who are you?
04:01I'm Pamela Ross, fiance of Prince Matthew of Westmarch, soon-to-be princess and future
04:09queen of Westmarch.
04:15Okay.
04:17If you really are Pamela Ross, then I assume you'll be attending Lady Alana Huffington's
04:23fundraiser for the Prince's Trust?
04:25Of course I'll be attending.
04:28They are auctioning off a Hearts and Roses gown.
04:32I want to wear that gown to the Queen's Spring Gala.
04:35But, wait a second.
04:37Hang on.
04:38I want to wear that gown.
04:59Oh.
05:00You shameless bitch
05:12That'll teach you
05:22Fraud
05:22Freak
05:23Loser
05:30What is going on here?
05:39Who are you?
05:40I'm Daniel, Matthew's older brother.
05:42I'm here for the spring gala.
05:44He was abdicated from the throne a few years back after that incident.
05:46Shh, I know this.
05:48Of course I know this.
05:49You're my assistant.
05:51This woman is pretending to be Prince Matthew's fiancée.
05:54I am his fiancée.
05:56No, I'm his fiancée.
05:59And I want this imposter gone.
06:02I'm sure we can get this all figured out.
06:04Oh, shut up.
06:05Excuse me?
06:06I am the future princess, future queen of the Westmarch.
06:10And I want her out!
06:13Now!
06:14Shut up, you hag!
06:16You have the manners of a pig!
06:23Bitch fight.
06:26You know what?
06:29You bitch!
06:38I am going to get you!
06:42You want to keep yourself up?
06:44Let's get out of here before this gets any uglier.
06:46Ah!
06:48Ah!
06:53Ah!
07:04Daniel!
07:05Let's try this again.
07:07Welcome to Westmarch.
07:08Oh my goodness, they're beautiful.
07:10I picked them myself.
07:11Wow.
07:14Your brother didn't tell me how charming you were.
07:16Me and my brother aren't on the best of terms.
07:18Oh.
07:19Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
07:21Anyhow, I came by to see if you would like to take a tour of the grounds.
07:25You know, maybe take a break from yesterday's drama.
07:28Are you sure you want to do that, now that I'm a fraud and a freak?
07:32I don't know who you are, but I find you to be delightful.
07:36And that other Pamela, well, she is quite unfriendly.
07:40So, shall we?
07:42Let's.
07:43Okay.
07:43Okay.
07:43Let's go.
08:13she's a nobody and we've never even met mother she's a very talented designer
08:19she just graduated from the fashion institute and designing your dress would
08:23really put her on the map when does she get here she's already here then why
08:27haven't I met her because you're sick mother Daniel quiet I am speaking to
08:32your better brother my darling boy you're going to love Pamela I promise
08:39okay I love I love you mother I love you more
08:44Daniel sort out this dress disaster I really don't want to be wearing some bimbo's rags
08:56yes mother and don't mess it up this time
09:09I don't know she's pretending that she's me
09:28I don't know she's pretending that she's me she says that she's your fiance and she
09:40knows all these personal details about you it's creepy what about my brother he's been
09:44great I think he might be the only person who actually believes me should I call my
09:48mother no no no no she's already doesn't feel well the last thing I want to do is
09:53cause problems for her I really want her to like me she will she'll adore you just as I do
09:59I hope so I'll be back in a few days once I'm back I'll set her straight hon I appreciate that but
10:05I want to earn her respect and love myself spoken like the true princess of Westmarch let's not get
10:13ahead of ourselves well can you blame me I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you I love
10:18you so much I'm the luckiest girl alive and I'm the luckiest guy okay I should run I love you I love
10:25you more what are you doing here what are you doing here I'm here for the fundraiser what are
10:40you doing here I'm attending the fundraiser that hearts and roses gown is mine you don't have an
10:46invitation then what's this yeah what's that what's that stop that stop it right now stop it how did
10:57you get that I need you to get me an invitation to Alana Huffington's fundraiser tomorrow that's
11:03impossible I don't care do it it was hand delivered to me addressed to the princess of Westmarch
11:24you're lying where is your invitation fraud right here give that back give it back you all are acting
11:40like a white trash thank you that invitation is forged well it looks quite real to me
11:57shall I accompany to the ballroom it's right this way then I have some personal matters to attend to
12:13okay great does anyone smell something rotten I do you let's just get through this shall we ladies
12:42security there's a hooker here who crashed the event so she can pick up men actually there's an
12:52imposter here pretending that she's me you can't even afford a hearts and roses gown we'll see about
12:58that leave now before I drag you out by your hair I dare you security there is an imposter here
13:06security what is going on here great it's him the old abdicated brother the shame of the family
13:15and she's his hooker
13:19enough
13:21the auction is about to begin please ignore them
13:29ladies and gentlemen thank you for attending my event thus far we've raised over one million
13:38dollars for hope for children our queen's beloved charity
13:42we're sorry her majesty isn't feeling well tonight and cannot be here but onward the highlight of the
13:54evening it's time to auction this authentic hearts and roses gown
14:00valued at two million dollars and donated by the mysterious designer who remains completely anonymous
14:10nobody knows the true identity of hearts and roses
14:13shh
14:14now do we have an opening bid of one hundred thousand dollars
14:20one hundred thousand
14:21we have one hundred thousand dollars
14:24do I hear five hundred thousand dollars
14:26one million dollar
14:28we have one million dollars
14:31now do I hear two million
14:34two million dollars
14:35ten
14:38ten million dollars
14:39ten million dollars
14:43we have
14:46ten million dollars
14:49for hearts and roses gown
14:51I'm going once, going twice, sold to Prince Daniel.
15:01It's a gift for you, my lovely friend.
15:04Oh, that's too much.
15:05Oh, really? Considering what you've had to deal with tonight?
15:08It's nothing.
15:10My dear, would you do us the honor of modeling this dress?
15:14Yes, I'd love to.
15:18Security!
15:19This woman is a fraud.
15:21As the fiancée of Prince Matthew, I think she needs to be thrown out immediately.
15:27Security!
15:29Guards!
15:31But, but I'm the prince's fiancée.
15:34Wait, wait.
15:35Let go of me!
15:37Leave her alone.
15:44As second in line to the crown, you are fired. Leave now.
15:49Please excuse that.
15:52May I come into your dressing room?
15:54Yes.
16:01You have to admit, he's pretty sexy.
16:04Yeah.
16:05Shut up!
16:06Exquisite.
16:07Beautiful.
16:08She looks just like a princess.
16:09Yeah.
16:10Wait.
16:11I suppose that now would be as good of a time as any for me to announce that I am hearts
16:13and roses.
16:14I designed that dress.
16:15She's hearts and roses?
16:16She's hearts and roses?
16:17Her identity is finally revealed.
16:18Oh, thrilling.
16:19That's impossible.
16:20That's impossible.
16:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
16:53I'm hearts and roses I'm hearts and roses
17:00sorry now I've heard everything the fraud freak is a pathological liar I'm not lying and I can
17:12prove it we all know that hearts and roses sews a hidden gem into each dress right tell us something
17:19we don't already know well I sewed a red ruby into this bodice I go to the bathroom and take it off
17:26pick at the seam just to prove it all to you yeah that's a good idea let her prove it I'll take care
17:35of that what the fuck you freak why would you do that now the ruby is missing
17:49how is she supposed to prove it now now what I am Pamela Ross I am hearts and roses
17:57and I will not stand for these games anymore you've gone too far stop
18:04stop
18:07stop
18:11what's the meaning of this
18:16your highness this woman is pretending to be prince matthew's fiance and now she claims to be
18:22hearts and roses
18:22your highness I am the real Pamela Ross I am matthew's fiance and I am so honored to meet you
18:33you may stand my dear
18:36you
18:41you fraud
18:43how dare you
18:45look at you exposing your breasts at such a reverent event
18:49Daniel
18:51your taste in women hasn't improved
18:53another hussy
18:55this woman is a liar
18:56fool out both of you
18:59madam I don't know who she is but she's pulled the wool over your eyes just like everyone else
19:04how dare you
19:08what the hell is going on here
19:26what the hell is going on here
19:30what they do to you baby
19:36mother what is the meaning of this
19:44she claims to be your fiance
19:46she is my fiance
19:48so you think you can just waltz in here and marry into this family
19:54look at you
19:55you're a whore
19:57trying to manipulate my son
19:59you think you're the true hearts and roses
20:03you're a fake
20:04she's a fraud
20:06and she's a whore
20:07she is hearts and roses
20:10what are you saying
20:11I had you investigated
20:16and I know you're not Pamela Ross
20:18you're Misha Dankworth
20:20and you're a grifter
20:20you're Misha Dankworth
20:24and you're a grifter
20:25you've been arrested twice for shoplifting
20:27and your brother works here at the palace
20:29and you're a flaccid loser
20:30who's never going to live up to his younger brother's greatness
20:32what's your point
20:34listen
20:35I think you want my brother
20:37and I want Pamela
20:39you burn his balls
20:41he should be with me
20:43who cares
20:43I just want to fuck with mama's boy in there
20:45and I just want to fuck mama's boy
20:47well then maybe
20:49maybe we could help each other out
20:51what do you have in mind
20:53well
20:53well hearts and roses
20:59is my favorite designer
21:01I was thinking of asking
21:03them to design a dress
21:05for the royal charity gala
21:07maybe
21:09stop
21:09I have had both of these women investigated
21:12and according to my information
21:13this woman Misha
21:14is the true hearts and roses
21:16as she claims to be
21:17Misha
21:22is the true hearts and roses
21:23as she claims to be
21:24Daniel you know that's not true
21:26I'm sorry Pamela
21:27I'm so sorry
21:30I pretended to be Pamela
21:33to get close to you
21:34and
21:34I wanted to
21:36design a dress for you
21:37for the gala
21:38but
21:38now my surprise is ruined
21:40clever girl
21:43my staff have been
21:45watching you
21:46Misha
21:46and
21:47they've told me
21:49some very good things
21:50that you are a self-made woman
21:52you are full of
21:53confidence
21:54and
21:54strength
21:55you're the kind of woman
21:57who could
21:58rule the design world
21:59kind of woman
22:01who
22:01might be a good queen
22:02one day
22:03this one
22:06can't even possibly
22:07be a princess
22:08let alone
22:11being anything else
22:12mother
22:13enough
22:14clearly Misha
22:17is the true hearts and roses
22:20and
22:21much more suitable
22:22for the prince of westmarch
22:24Matthew
22:27I want you to marry her
22:29I want you to marry her
22:34I will not
22:37Pamela is my fiance
22:39and the love of my life
22:40but
22:41I wouldn't be caught dead
22:43with a skank like you
22:44a contest
22:47both women
22:49shall design a dress
22:51and then we will see
22:52who the true
22:53hearts and roses is
22:54and the winner of the contest
22:57shall design the dress
22:58for the gala
22:59for the queen
23:00my fuck up son
23:02has had a good idea
23:03for once
23:04a contest
23:06it is
23:06and may the best woman
23:08win
23:09next saturday night
23:11you're just going to
23:13make a fool of yourself
23:14shame on you
23:17look I'm sorry
23:20tonight was so hard
23:21I'll laugh
23:23how about I
23:25try to make you feel
23:26a little bit better
23:27what did you have in mind
23:30how about I show you
23:34just how much I love you
23:36please do
23:39love you
23:47love you
23:55love you
23:58love you
24:28You're my brilliant fiance.
24:52Thank you, handsome.
24:58I'm going to miss you so much.
25:02I know, baby.
25:03I'll be home as soon as the Royal Council is done with me.
25:06Of course.
25:07I totally understand.
25:09The life of a princess.
25:12Ha.
25:13And I'll sort things out with my mother when I get home.
25:16I told you you don't need to do that.
25:17I'm going to win this contest and prove it to her myself.
25:19Also, I've asked Daniel to look after you while I'm away.
25:24So, should you need anything, go to him.
25:28Um.
25:31Look, he feels terrible about the other night.
25:34I think he had too much to drink.
25:36Okay.
25:37All right.
25:39I gotta go.
25:39I love you.
25:49I love you more.
25:50I love you.
26:20for blindsiding you with the fundraiser.
26:22I thought I was doing the right thing.
26:24It's okay.
26:25I have faith I'm going to win this contest.
26:28Well, um.
26:30I hope you do.
26:31I really don't know who to believe, um, at this point.
26:34But, uh, I hope it's you.
26:40Um.
26:42I think you're wonderful.
26:43I think you're wonderful.
26:50Oops.
26:51Let me go get something for you.
26:52Of course you're wonderful.
26:54I would love you.
26:55I don't know who to be.
26:56I don't know who to be.
26:57I don't know who to be.
26:57It's okay.
26:58You're good?
27:01Oh, thank you so much.
27:19A toast.
27:23To spill drinks, winning dresses, and new friends.
27:29Cheers.
27:33Cheers.
27:43So how are the designs coming along?
27:47Fine.
27:49I'm sorry, I just don't feel very well all of a sudden.
27:57I'm sorry.
28:04The room is spinning.
28:08Can I get something for you?
28:10Can I help you?
28:11Can I do something?
28:12I think I'm going to faint.
28:14I don't know what's wrong.
28:15It's wrong.
28:16I'm...
28:17I'm...
28:18I can't...
28:19I can't.
28:20I really don't think I can go through of this.
28:49You'll go through with it, or I'll expose you for breaking into the Queen's office.
28:55Just pull her shirt down and take a picture and make it look like the two of you just had sex.
28:59Oh my God! Do it, Ralph!
29:01Or else...
29:14I'm so sorry about this, Miss Ross.
29:17They're making me do this.
29:20You see, I have a wife and two daughters, and the little one isn't well, and the medical bills are killing me.
29:27My wife has to stay at home to take care of her.
29:31Please, Miss Ross.
29:34I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:37I really need this job. Please forgive me.
29:44I can't do it.
29:45No, I don't.
29:46I can't do it.
29:47No, I don't.
29:49I can't do it.
29:50No, I don't.
29:51I can't do it.
29:52No, I don't.
29:54I can't do it.
29:55No, I don't.
29:56I can't do it.
29:57I can't do it.
29:58No, I don't.
29:59I can't do it.
30:00I can't do it.
30:02No, I don't.
30:05God, I can't do it.
30:12No, I...
30:13Ouch!
30:24How can you do this?
30:26What am I supposed to do?
30:27You'll figure something out.
30:28You always do.
30:29Yeah, you're lucky I'm so smart, you worm.
30:33I will figure it out.
30:35I need to take that bitch down.
30:39If it's the last thing I do.
30:42Get in the way.
30:49I still can't believe how much I must have drinkin' last night.
30:52My head hurts so much.
30:53Gotta hydrate, girl.
30:54There you go.
30:56I'm trying, but I still feel queasy.
31:02Was I obnoxious?
31:03Oh, I think you were absolutely darling.
31:05All I remember is waking up in a strange room.
31:09Oh, no worries.
31:10I put you there.
31:11I thought you were...
31:12Um...
31:14Pamela, there's something I need to tell you, and it's not exactly easy to say.
31:23What is it?
31:24My God, you're beautiful.
31:26Daniel.
31:27Oh, really, I think you're magic.
31:29Daniel, I don't think...
31:31Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:37Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:39Daniel, I think you're lovely, but I, um...
31:46Your brother...
31:48I...
31:49I'm sorry.
31:53I think I'm gonna be sick.
31:55Excuse me.
31:56Daniel, I'm in love with you.
32:01Damn...
32:01Fuck!
32:02Hello.
32:24Pamela, what's wrong?
32:32Nothing. I just went for a jog. So I'm a little out of sorts right now.
32:43You're a dynamo. Something's wrong. I can hear it. Tell me.
32:51I just miss you.
32:53I miss you too. I'll be home soon.
32:56I know. I just wanted to hear your voice.
33:00I'm okay though. I promise.
33:05I can't wait to be with you again. I love you.
33:09I love you too. Bye.
33:30Well, if it isn't the fake hearts and roses...
33:43Where's your address, Misha? I don't see you working on anything.
33:47All I see is you wandering around pretending like you're somebody else.
33:50My address is coming along fine. Also, it's fabulous. I'm going to reveal it at the contest and blow everyone's minds.
34:00I'm sure.
34:02And then the prince is going to see what a liar you are and dump your sorry ass.
34:09Misha?
34:11That's never going to happen.
34:13He loves me with all of his heart.
34:16And he thinks that you're a lying weirdo.
34:19You're a sociopath who's manipulating him with the skills you learn as a prostitute.
34:28Back off, Misha.
34:30The prince is mine.
34:32No, you back off! The prince is mine!
34:36Get out of here.
34:37Ugh!
34:54Oh, your highness!
34:56What beautiful roses!
34:59Thank you, yes.
35:02Except they're getting really dirty.
35:04I'm wondering...
35:08You being the seamstress that you are, maybe you could make me a gardening apron.
35:16Yes?
35:21Hello?
35:23Um...
35:25Sure.
35:27I'd be happy to.
35:28Perfect.
35:34Yes?
35:35I just wanted to apologize for my behavior earlier.
35:51Well...
35:53My behavior in general, actually.
35:56Right.
35:58I'm just hoping that we can let bygones be bygones.
36:02Maybe even be friends.
36:04My gosh.
36:06That would actually be really amazing.
36:09Awesome!
36:11Now, I have a favor to ask.
36:13Ask friends.
36:15What is it?
36:17I'm wondering...
36:20The queen asked me to make her a gardening apron.
36:24And I'm just hoping that...
36:26Maybe...
36:28In the spirit of our new friendship...
36:30You would make it for me.
36:32Since you're so talented.
36:35Oh, what's the magic word, Misha?
36:40Please?
36:42Please what?
36:43Pretty please?
36:45Pretty please.
36:46What?
36:47Pretty please with sugar on top?
36:49Let me think about it.
36:50Okay?
36:56Over my dead body.
37:00Now get out.
37:01You'll be sorry.
37:03Bitch.
37:14Your Highness.
37:16I...
37:17Heard that you needed a new gardening apron.
37:20So...
37:21I made this for you.
37:22I didn't ask you to make me a gardening apron.
37:26I asked my darling, Misha.
37:29You don't think you're going to win me over, do you?
37:33By kissing my rump, you've got another thing coming.
37:37Now scat!
37:43Oh!
37:58Your Highness!
38:00What a beautiful gardening apron.
38:03Oh.
38:04Where did you get it?
38:05That floozy Pamela made it.
38:07She did?
38:08Trying to win me over, I suppose.
38:10I suppose.
38:12But...
38:15For a fraud, she's a...
38:18Pretty good seamstress.
38:32We need to kick things up a notch.
38:34My plan isn't working.
38:35I can't get past that Pamela bitch.
38:37Well, she is his fiancée.
38:41Can we not start this again?
38:44I want her gone.
38:46What do you mean, gone?
38:47Dead.
38:49As in D-E-A-D, dead.
38:51You're...
38:52Talking murder?
38:53That's...
38:54That's crazy.
38:55Don't say it.
38:56I want her gone, and you're going to help me do it.
38:58I will not.
38:59But besides, I...
39:01I've got a weak stomach to...
39:02Not you personally, you idiot.
39:04I want you to hire someone to do it.
39:06Someone good.
39:08I won't.
39:09You will.
39:10Or I'll expose you for drugging and exploiting the princess.
39:12You wouldn't.
39:13I will.
39:14You are...
39:15Evil.
39:17And...
39:18I'm the future princess of Westmarch.
39:20I'll come back.
39:23Can I ask you something?
39:24Yeah.
39:25What's up?
39:26What the fuck happened between you and Pamela the other night?
39:28Nothing happened.
39:29Why?
39:30She said she drank a little too much.
39:33Ended up in a strange room.
39:34What's that have nothing to do with me?
39:35She said you put her there.
39:36I did not look.
39:40So, I know you ...
39:58I know your past.
40:00And I know just how low you're willing to sink.
40:03What are you trying to say?
40:05Little brother.
40:16Stay away from her.
40:23Or what?
40:27You don't want to know.
40:30What's your problem?
40:31Is your ego hurting?
40:32Are you afraid that your fuck-up little brother's gonna steal your girlfriend?
40:37Take your best shot, pussy.
40:42Give your best shot, pussy.
41:00Get out of here!
41:04There it is.
41:13Look, fuck!
41:16You stay away from Pamela.
41:46He is out of control. He tried to kill me.
41:50Oh, darling, you're overreacting.
41:53He might be worthless, but he's not a killer.
41:57Probably hormones or something.
42:00This isn't hormonal. This is unabashed jealousy.
42:03He's always been jealous of me. He's coveted everything I have, including Pamela.
42:08I think he drugged her.
42:09Oh, no.
42:11I think this hussy is having a negative effect on you.
42:16Mother.
42:17The true other Hearts and Roses is a much better match for you.
42:22I am Hearts and Roses.
42:24Liar!
42:25Stop! Just stop!
42:28I am Pamela Ross.
42:30I am Hearts and Roses.
42:32I am the love of Matthew's life, and I am his fiancée.
42:36And I am not taking your abuse anymore.
42:38I order you to break up with that bimbo.
42:44I will not!
42:46Pamela is the most important person in my life now.
42:50And if that means not being your goddamn prince, then so be it.
42:53Let's go.
43:01Also, I'm him.
43:06I love you.
43:36Oh, it is just perfect for the Hope for Children Gala.
44:01We'll do the cocktail reception out here and then move inside for the ball.
44:04I think the Queen will love it.
44:06Absolutely love it.
44:07And by that point, everyone will know that I'm their real hearts and roses.
44:10And that prissy little faker will be long gone.
44:13I will be Prince Matthew's date to that gala.
44:16You're totally going to win that contest this weekend.
44:19Totally.
44:23What are you doing here?
44:25I'm checking out the space for the Hope for Children's Gala.
44:28What are you doing here?
44:29We're checking out the space.
44:31The Queen sent us.
44:33Well, the Prince sent me.
44:35Oh my God, girls, you have to look at this.
44:38Nude photos of Pamela Ross?
44:40What?
44:42Oh, Pam.
44:43Different.
44:43Why would you do that?
44:45Where did they come from?
44:46I don't know, but they're not cute.
44:48No.
44:49Oh my God.
44:49Look at the lingerie.
44:50Where did these come from?
44:54So much for Princess of West March, slut.
44:57Poor tramp.
45:00No.
45:13Don't open me.
45:14Hello?
45:15Help!
45:16Help me!
45:16Hey!
45:23Oh, my hero.
45:25Are you okay?
45:26Did they hurt you, my love?
45:27I'm fine.
45:28Did they hurt you?
45:28No, no.
45:29I'm just glad that you came when you did.
45:32Daniel, you okay?
45:33I'm fine.
45:34I'm fine.
45:39Who put you up to this?
45:42It wasn't me.
45:43Who put you up to this?
45:44He paid me.
45:45Who put you up to this?
45:46Please stop, man.
45:48It was Ralph.
45:49I don't believe you.
45:50It was him.
45:51I swear.
45:53Get this piece of shit out of here.
46:01Here we go.
46:02I'm so sorry, Pamela.
46:10I couldn't go through with it.
46:11I swear.
46:11It wasn't my idea.
46:12I swear.
46:13I swear.
46:13I told you, I know nothing about it. It's disgusting. What kind of a pervert would have a room like that in targeting Pamela?
46:38Then how do you explain it? Daniel, Matthew has a point. You're the black sheep of the family and you invite suspicion.
46:45It had to be Ralph. He tried to have her killed. He's clearly obsessed with her.
46:49But what about those disgusting pictures on the internet?
46:53I think Daniel has a point. Ralph probably released the photos too.
46:59So Daniel may have a point for once.
47:03I'm sorry I doubted you.
47:05No problem. It's been shocking for us all.
47:10Stupid fucking machine. The shit's broken. I can glue it.
47:17Oh, it's so ugly. Fuck.
47:26Oh, it's so ugly. Fuck.
47:29Ugh, what do you want? You need to get me out of here. I don't have time for this. Besides, you're the one stupid enough to get arrested.
47:38Yeah, but I did it for you. Fine. If you keep your mouth shut, I'll post your bail.
47:44No, I've gotta go. I've gotta go. I've gotta fucking dress to make.
47:49Ugh.
48:10This place is disgusting. I feel like I need a shower.
48:14Thanks for bailing me out.
48:16Now that I have, I need you to get me a dress.
48:19What do you mean?
48:22The Hearts and Roses Dress Competition is this weekend, and I need a fabulous dress so that I can beat that bitch.
48:29What's that supposed to do with me?
48:31You're gonna get me a counterfeit dress that I can pass off as my own design.
48:35How am I supposed to do that?
48:37I have no idea. But you better do a better job on this than you did that lame-ass head job you didn't pull off.
48:44I can't do it.
48:47If you don't, I won't pay your attorney fees.
48:50Life in prison, buddy. Think about your wife and kiddos.
48:55You're shameless, Misha.
49:05It's better be the winning dress, or us.
49:14It's a winner, now. Leave me alone.
49:23Fucking worm.
49:24Christ.
49:25I can't believe he sunk so low.
49:42But that dress, that's rather fabulous.
49:45You're clearly the winner.
49:54Definitely the best dress.
49:57Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming along this evening to my little contest to discover the true Hearts and Roses.
50:06The winner is going to design a dress for me for the Hope for Children Gala.
50:16A true honour.
50:19Everyone has ballots, and you will need to indicate whether you like this pink dress.
50:25Or the blue dress.
50:27Or the blue dress.
50:31The ballots will then be counted, and we will announce the winner this evening.
50:35In the meantime, please enjoy the party.
50:38The moment of truth.
50:40Fuck you.
50:41If you'd like, that could be arranged.
50:48Ladies and gentlemen, the moment of truth.
50:51The votes have been tallied, and the results are in.
50:56Please may I have the envelope.
51:00The true Hearts and Roses.
51:04Who will design my dress for the Hope for Children Charity Gala is...
51:09Pamela Ross.
51:24Oh my God.
51:26We've been wrong this entire time.
51:28We have fucked crap.
51:30My darling, I am so sorry I ever doubted you.
51:35Can you ever forgive me?
51:36Of course I forgive you.
51:38You're my beloved's mother.
51:40Well soon, and sooner rather than later I hope, I'll also be your mother.
51:46Of course.
51:47You know?
52:05Stop!
52:07The contest was fixed!
52:11The contest was fixed!
52:14What?
52:18Those two women, the Queen's secretary and the secretary's assistant, stuffed the ballot box.
52:27I saw them.
52:28They were throwing out the real votes and shoving it full.
52:33A vote for Pamela!
52:34What the hell are you talking about?
52:35That's insane.
52:36You'd never do anything like that.
52:38She's lying.
52:39Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down.
52:41Stop!
52:42That's my dress!
52:44That is my dress!
52:47Thank God I got here in time.
52:49It's a Pierre Tosh original!
52:51Sorry, Misha.
52:57Sorry, Misha.
52:58That's impossible, because I designed the dress!
53:04Lies!
53:06I designed it, and I can prove it.
53:09In every dress there is a label, made with golden thread, sewn into the seam.
53:15Allow me!
53:16It's there.
53:17She's a thief!
53:18That dress was taken from my studio two days ago.
53:19Security!
53:20Call the police!
53:21No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
53:23Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
53:24It was...
53:25My brother, Ralph!
53:27Ralph is your brother?
53:28Yes.
53:29And he tried to have Pamela killed!
53:31Not true!
53:32Misha did it all!
53:33Misha did it all!
53:35Misha did it all!
53:37She blackmailed me to kill Pamela.
53:38And she made me steal the dress.
53:40She drugged her, and wanted me to have sex of her and take photos of her.
53:44No, no, no.
53:45Oh, no.
53:46No, no.
53:47No, no, no.
53:48No, no.
53:49No, no, no.
53:50No, no, no!
53:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
53:52So, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
53:55It was...
53:57My brother Ralph!
53:58Ralph!
53:59sex of her and take photos of her.
54:01What?
54:02What?
54:03I couldn't go through that.
54:05Misha did it all.
54:08I believe him.
54:10So do I.
54:12Take her away.
54:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
54:18It was Daniel.
54:20Daniel is a pervert who's obsessed with Pamela.
54:25He's got all of these pictures and these videos of her.
54:29And he's obsessed with trying to hurt his younger brother.
54:39He deserves it.
54:40He deserves all of it.
54:41He's always the first.
54:42He gets everything he wants.
54:43I'm the firstborn.
54:45It's my turn.
54:46My turn.
54:47Take them both away.
54:48Call the police.
54:50Get away from me.
54:50Get your hands off me.
54:51Get your hands off me.
54:53Mommy.
54:53Mother.
54:54Mommy.
54:55Mommy.
54:56Mommy.
54:57Mommy.
54:58I hate you.
54:59I'll kill you.
55:01Oh, my God.
55:02Oh, my God.
55:03Oh, my God.
55:04Oh, my God.
55:05We are so, so, so, so, so sorry.
55:06Oh, my God.
55:07We are so sorry.
55:08We are so sorry.
55:09She got us fooled.
55:10Stop.
55:11I forgive you.
55:12Really?
55:13Oh, my God.
55:14Thank you so much.
55:15Stand up.
55:17She may forgive you, but I don't.
55:20You're fired.
55:21What?
55:22No.
55:23Get your hands off of me!
55:24Oh, my God.
55:25No!
55:26He did this job.
55:27Beast.
55:28Ladies and gentlemen,
55:30I would like to introduce you to the true Hearts and Roses,
55:36the future princess,
55:38and the future Queen of Westmarch.
55:45The future Princess
55:47and the future Queen of Westmarch,
55:52Miss Pamela Ross.