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Made in Chelsea Season 29 Episode 8

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00:00Oh
00:18What's this
00:30Let's go on man, come on
00:49I got you Tim Tams because I know you love them, they're your favourite chocolate
00:52And then I got you dates because you love dates and you're on a date
00:55And then I got you some NMR beans
00:57What?
00:58They pair very well with Tim Tams
01:00Thank you, that's what I thought
01:01And then your thing
01:02You thought that NMR pairs with Tim Tams?
01:03Yes
01:04I'll stick to the cooking
01:05No!
01:06See this is about me showing you that I'm going to do this stuff too
01:09But I thought I'd do a little snack plate because I love snacks
01:11And because you love snacks too
01:13This is perfect
01:14And have you noticed we're in the nature
01:16We are in the nature
01:17And there's birds and there's, oh my god, there's a parakeet
01:20There are parakeet, I heard them earlier
01:21Yeah, that's crazy
01:22Are you still pretending to be interested in birds for me?
01:24No, no, no, no
01:25I love you so much
01:26I very much enjoyed the lingerie that you bought on the weekend
01:28But have you also noticed that I haven't worn those lime green bottoms in like
01:31I have noticed
01:32I think you've probably realised I've hidden them from you
01:34Oh, have you?
01:35Yeah, they're gone
01:36Shit, that's why I couldn't find them
01:37You were looking for them
01:38You do make me giggle
01:39Do you laugh at me or with me?
01:40Both
01:41Good, I think that's important
01:42That's the sign of a healthy relationship
01:44Well, apparently we're not great according to one or two people
01:49What is that about?
01:51Vanderpump
01:52Honestly, why did they have to come at me and for our relationship?
01:57They have no idea about it
01:58Some people I've realised in life chase chaos
02:01Yeah
02:02And they really thrive in that negative space
02:04It seems to be Sam's actually
02:05Yeah, yeah, there's a common denominator
02:07And they're like, yeah, they thrive in other people's pain
02:09I think the superpower we have is, I don't give a fuck
02:11Yeah
02:12I couldn't care less
02:13Yeah
02:14What Sam Vanderpump and his trophy wife think
02:18Am I flying or falling
02:22I'm flying inside my legs or speaking
02:30Bad luck, that's why I do what I like
02:33All these locks I do
02:35So I was looking around because I thought you've invited me over to hang this bloody picture you've had this
02:38Every time I come over, Sophie has me doing DIY work
02:42I love tool time with Gareth
02:44You've got tool time with Gareth
02:46Without a top on
02:47That's not true
02:49And just a belt
02:51Yeah
02:52He comes with a belt and a drill
02:53I'm like, are we even friends? We're just staff
02:55Just you
02:56Exactly
02:57Sorry, did you actually play with the bag of tricks that Tabitha and me left with Oliver?
03:03Oh my god, this is the weirdest, weirdest thing, right
03:06Yeah
03:07Oliver blindfolded me, right, and did this like weird intimacy feeding thing with like pickles and like chocolate and lumpfish
03:14The red wine was good, that was fine
03:15I didn't put in a lumpfish that came from Tabitha
03:18I mean it was weird, it was just a weird conglomeration of stuff, I can't even tell you how odd it was
03:24Fair to say it didn't set the mood and nothing happened
03:27You didn't bonk like rabbits?
03:29No, babe
03:30That is so upsetting
03:31It was weird
03:32Do you have you, um, obviously because I talk about this all the time, have you ever thought of seeing like an intimacy coach?
03:37Because a lot of couples obviously get to a point where one does tend to lose their sex drive
03:43Right, okay
03:44But it's, I think it's incredibly helpful
03:46Like I know some if you would want to speak to someone
03:49It's very common
03:50Why does she tell them? I want to know
03:51She does all sorts of stuff, it's like tantric, a lot of breathing
03:53Ooh
03:54It's really interesting
03:55But she's not like, wait, they just kind of give you advice and then they leave the rumour
03:58No, no, yeah, they're not
03:59They're not there
04:00They don't sit there telling you to bend over
04:01Oh, they don't hop into bed with you?
04:02No
04:03I thought it's like a glorified threesome or something
04:05I mean that is, I'm sure that's out there as other form of therapy
04:07I don't think a woman climbing into bed with two gay guys is going to really heighten the mood
04:11I think that's the beginning of the end
04:33Hey
04:34Cheers
04:35Still congratulations
04:36Congratulations
04:37You guys look amazing together
04:38That's bad luck
04:39Have you seen the ring? Have you seen the ring?
04:40Yeah
04:41So pretty
04:42Wow
04:43He's delivered
04:44He's done such a good job hasn't he?
04:45He's delivered
04:46He could have spent a bit more to be honest with you, you know what I mean?
04:48A little bit small
04:49No, I'm kidding
04:50I don't see you buying any rings
04:52We're on good terms now Alice, we're on good terms
04:56Let's keep it that way
04:57You guys look great together honestly
04:58Yeah
04:59You stole Vanders from us
05:00Yeah
05:01No, never
05:02You have started going out more though
05:04We went to that sustainable fashion event didn't we?
05:07Yeah
05:08We ran into Ruby and Julia as well there didn't we?
05:11Oh
05:12That was a fun
05:13How is Jules having a peep out of Jules for a while?
05:15Oh
05:16She didn't seem too happy with us then did she?
05:18I heard bits of this from Ruby but I want to hear your side what was actually the vibe?
05:22Obviously I politely asked how she was getting on with Tristan
05:27Incorrect
05:28I promise
05:29You're like me
05:30I promise
05:31There is no way
05:32That was after the reaction
05:33It started off really polite
05:34Start from the start
05:35So I politely asked how they were getting on and she just went good
05:40Yeah good
05:41It wasn't very convincing and I went I went I'm pleasantly surprised
05:46Whilst laughing
05:47Was I laughing?
05:49A little bit
05:50But I'm pleasantly surprised
05:51About what?
05:52About them being in a good place
05:53Oh
05:54And then she was like it's been six months
05:55Because no one really expected them to last this long
05:56Because no one really expected them to last this long
05:57They both look miserable so it sounds like an awful place to be
06:00I mean she wasn't very descriptive
06:02Tristan wasn't
06:03Exactly I mean like it I mean look with all the hardships they've been through
06:07If they were in a good place I'm sure she'd be shouting it from the rooftops
06:11How well and what he's been doing the gestures he's been making etc etc
06:15I think it was more her reaction to everything was so unnecessary
06:18Yeah
06:19I don't know why she was so bothered by the small things that you said
06:22Listen I found it hard to be Tristan's friend over the last few years
06:25I can't imagine what it's like to be Tristan's girlfriend
06:28Bless Jules honestly let's all pray for Jules
06:31They both deserve medals
06:33Look I can tell you something who is really pissing me off at the moment
06:36And pissing me off this whole trip is Temps
06:40He just grind my gears
06:42What was he doing?
06:43He's not the Australian Temps
06:44I used to love hanging out with Temps
06:45Good bloke
06:46Loves a good time
06:47Loves a beer
06:48Didn't he get a tattoo for you?
06:49He's got Bondi boys
06:50Were you included in the Bondi boys?
06:52Yeah
06:53Yeah I was included yeah
06:54So you were very close
06:55Wait do you have the tattoo?
06:56Absolutely not
06:57It was a group tattoo which I believe only Temp got
07:02And what got me is anyone can have any opinions on me
07:06But when he speaks to Yasmin in particular tone
07:09And says his opinions to Yasmin makes her cry
07:11That's when I have a fucking problem
07:13Do you think you would get back with her?
07:15I don't know what honestly what the future holds
07:17All I know is that I love hanging out with Yasmin
07:18And we just had the best weekend together
07:20Oh
07:22Ah
07:23Ah
07:24Ah
07:25Ah
07:27Ah
07:28Ah
07:29Ah
07:31Ah
07:34Ah
07:35Ah
07:37come on this is fun how you doing brother good still feeling in my doubts but good other than
07:46that he's practicing for like barging people up yeah yeah yeah sam no but i'm good we missed you
07:52on the last day yeah so i had to run had a few meetings uh back in london no you didn't you had
07:56a little soak and went off yeah no no you know what it was it was a bit weird with yaz obviously
08:02we have had an amazing friendship and then we didn't speak for a while when she was
08:06with sam and then i was trying to look out for her when she like came back to london and wanted
08:11to hang out loads and it annoyed me that she had lied when i get it like in at the dinner table
08:19maybe from my part it wasn't the right thing to be like look i'm gonna call you out on this but i
08:24almost felt like if i didn't she would have said the truth it kind of forced her to do it well i
08:28don't think sam's too happy with me either really yeah i'm obviously i've made jazz cry i want them
08:36to do what is right for them but i think deep down we all know that they're not right for each
08:40other and having five months away from each other yeah i do think they both have changed a bit
08:45i think they are quite immature with each other i'm just going to pause you there
08:51you're saying we all know that they're not right for each other i think they know that as well
08:54sam you're saying we all know that they're not right for each other i think they know that as well
09:16sam was saying some shady stuff to me
09:23he was like what's the vibe between you and yaz what she's saying blah blah blah and then i kind of
09:29turned it back to him and i was like why are you asking is that something you want you want to go
09:32back there and basically he said no i don't think she's wife material oh but then he still wanted
09:41something to happen that night so then i asked him i was like are you just are you just trying to
09:45sleep with her just you know yeah and he was like so imagine him doing that yeah you just did it
09:52perfectly well with his face you know what it's classic sam um he doesn't want you to be with her
09:57and he actually doesn't want her to move on but he doesn't want to be with her that's why he was
10:00sizing me up he was asking you know what do you do how's the djing going and this and that
10:06and i was just thinking mate you sell flowers for a living i'm not like it's plants yeah yeah
10:26so i thought let's do a picnic for him oh that's nice yeah because obviously he loves nature
10:34i love food so i thought so how did this go down he loved it he loved it so i did actually have to
10:43fill him in on in on the van pump stuff yeah and it upset him the fact that vanders was kind of like
10:49backing me into a corner it's like a little obsession it's kind of bizarre it is right it's so weird
10:55and yeah tristan just basically um saying that vanders is like the common cold like he comes up every
11:00six months if that's not a dad joke what is a dad yeah it did land i found it hilarious okay guys
11:10doesn't this feel so weird remember in the moldies and we're all sat there and jazz came out to us and
11:14now we're here she's basically got a wife i've got a wife guys i i i genuinely didn't think that i'd be
11:21this like happy in my life and like so sweet why is it not official but you're all insta official but
11:27not what yeah we're official everywhere else to be honest i think it's just waiting for the right
11:31time and she's basically said to me because obviously like i'm very new to it she's like
11:34you've never asked out a girl so i feel like she wants me to do it yeah um and i've been spending
11:40time in her ends so it'd be nice to have her around chelsea as well yeah what's essex like is
11:45it fun oh you know what i love i've never run faster in the country roads is it yeah i'm literally
11:51running on the roads i i ran my fastest ever run around her area so i think that's good good vibes
11:57it's a good song yeah i do love essex yeah you can't leave us yet no i won't no i won't i won't
12:05chelsea demi can come to chelsea yeah demi can come to chelsea
12:11i'm not gonna lie i couldn't stand you a few months ago really not in like a mean like i hate
12:28you way but more in a but always wanted the best of me yeah i did always want the best of you to be
12:35fair because you always want the best of me as well yeah cheers moving on great classic you would
12:39hate it if i moved on honestly i really want to i i thought this was your guy who almond yeah he was
12:48do you know what he was actually lovely guy and i think he actually did tick some boxes i wouldn't
12:52say listen he's not dead but it was no we should put we should probably have a well i probably should
12:58have a conversation with him yeah i thought he doesn't want to hear from me the highlight of my trip
13:02obviously being with you i i had so much fun yeah but then temps on the other hand i've asked them
13:08to come here and i just want an apology i see temps as one of our best friends yeah like temps away
13:15from miles temps is the most adorable loveliest man he should always have our back no matter what
13:24i don't feel like anyone genuinely cares yeah it's hard to care about me though i guess
13:32don't feel a pleasure don't feel a pleasure don't feel a pleasure
13:41i like being cozy we're quite tactile people we are it's also difficult when you're in a restaurant
13:46and you have to go sit on the table opposite and then you're like reaching across the table i know
13:51it's not bad oh congratulations well thank you very much very kind of you yeah sorry everything
14:07okay you're like um i've been summoned uh yeah seems to be it's not so much a summons it's just uh it's
14:15more just a conversation to us wait i mean we're great we're amazing because i know you think we're
14:20not um you've said that a lot of times no no no why do you giggle at everything i'm really confused i
14:26think i think things make me laugh i mean that reaction there made me laugh just clarifying needing
14:32to clarify that you guys are good that made me laugh yeah i'm just confused like your opinion's just so
14:39boring and it's like it's giving like you're weirdly obsessed with us it's really yeah it's really
14:45weird okay i'm clearly obsessed with you um why am i weirdly obsessed with you because you make comments
14:52all the time it's like it was so long ago when did i make comments i feel like you forget that like
14:57you and i dated and you're genuinely the worst person i've dated like i'm not even joking like it
15:03was for two weeks yeah worst two weeks of my life okay um before this gets out of hand this is so
15:09boring we know how we all feel about each other yeah i feel like i've changed not in the last six
15:14months all i'm saying is can you just put this to bed now and if we're two adults here trying to
15:18meet in the middle this would seem like a reasonable compromise i i think jules has fed things
15:24back to you very interesting no no she hasn't fed things back she's been affected by what you said
15:28and it's frustrated her we're not friends clearly and i didn't have an opinion on your relationship
15:33i just went i'm pleasantly surprised i'm entitled to think what i think sarcastic
15:42i am pleasantly surprised no no no you're being sarcastic you can care less you made a comment
15:47to have a reaction and you've got the reaction and this is us saying stop making the comments
15:51right it's pretty simple so there's very different situations so irrelevant no it's not simple it is
15:56you know what i'm actually pleasantly surprised that you and alice are even engaged because i'm pretty
16:01sure you were complaining about how she's never paid for a thing in her life with you yeah you
16:05are no i've never yeah no you have no you have i've never i've never ever ever that's why i'm just
16:11confused that you're engaged after six months and you're complaining about how she's never even
16:14offered to pay let me reply to that actually that's completely incorrect she has treated me amazingly
16:21since we've been together my birthday she bought me a ramora suitcase she to say thank you for when when
16:27i took her to dubai she bought me shoes i don't know who's fed you this information your best
16:31friend you were telling him in dubai about how she's never even offered to pay for coffee i've never
16:35said that i've never said that no julia you weren't there you don't know you don't know i'm just
16:41saying you don't know what you said to your best mate that's all i'm saying i didn't say it to my best
16:45mate since you guys came back from that's wrong so someone's lying so rez is lying yeah yeah fine
16:51let's clearly cut that out right now because that's a lie i'm just saying you make comments
16:55about our relationship i can make comments about yours and i'm just gonna tell you that's a complete
16:58lie you know that you're you know that you've got a big mouth yeah vandermouth you've got a nickname
17:02for a reason all we're saying is keep our names out of your mouth and everyone will be happy
17:07absolute pleasure good to see you thanks never a chore how that doesn't make sense it's a pleasure
17:12never a chore god what a waste of my time
17:21that's really nice it was fun evening oh i didn't realize your caddy was coming no just
17:36best friend sarcastic sam's back oh i've seen way too much of you yeah i know you have a little bit
17:43too much i'm just here as a friend thank god hold his hand please a friend to attempts or a friend to
17:48who yeah who are you friends well i'm here for friends attempts and also you okay to you before
17:53you i've not heard from you before i get comfortable i think you should apologize
17:59awesome don't swear what right what what is the actual problem here because oh let me explain
18:06you're gone my my my issue with you is the fact you made jasmine cry if i have upset you and made you
18:11cry yeah you did yeah sam you weren't even there mate i could hear yas crying i had to run downstairs
18:17just okay night in shining armor because you're cuddling almond two let's let's let's address
18:21the two i wasn't cuddling almond was i there's two separate issues here if you feel like i
18:26handled that in the wrong way and that's upset you and that's done something to our friendship
18:30i'll hold my hands up and i will talk to you about that issue i think what happened is you came down
18:35and delivered a message in completely the wrong way and then when i said something about it you got
18:39defensive about it by how you reacted no but it's like it's not that i delivered the message for me it was
18:45like even if you didn't agree with anything i feel like that wasn't the time to say it in front of
18:49this new guy dorset was so strange and actually the only person that was actually that i had there
18:55was sam right right so look you've got a problem with me because i made jazz cry i just don't like
19:01how yeah you made yes cry that for me i just think it's unforgivable i don't understand why you think
19:05that'd ever be okay to say have a conversation with guys in private but to have to say that in front of
19:09armor almost embarrass her even more i think it's too much i think you know that no no i don't make
19:16everything about yourself it's not about you don't get me involved in anything then you're the one
19:20getting involved mate am i have i been on the other end of the phone when you broke up for the last five
19:24months speaking to you have i been a good friend to you you know what you like i'm going to do you've
19:28been a friend i've called you every single week to check in on you you never even sometimes call me
19:32back shit friend i think do you say he is being a good mate why i mean there's a lot of things he
19:38could obviously say about that night that happened and also that armen kind of shared with us but he
19:44hasn't like what about what you've said about yas
20:02what that i wasn't interested that you didn't see that she was no you said what was it coming from
20:11you she's not wife material i would never say that because jasmine is wife material
20:17and then after that armen said to sam what does that mean just do you just want to sleep with her
20:38and sam apparently looked at armen with kind of like a cheeky chappy
20:44alluding to the fact that that's all that he wants to do with you listen i i think armen can
20:49armen can say his piece now on my life i'd never say that but i'm not going to sit there and
20:54say you know what you know what i'm going to sit there and say yeah what did you say i never said
20:57that so what did you say well i don't see why armen would lie like that i can understand why armen
21:02would lie completely because he's got mugged off in front of everyone right get get out of like
21:08armen yaz and this for a second mate you were all over him that night you agree that he's a
21:14good guy there we go yeah i agree should should he be sat there feeling like a knobhead because
21:20someone's delivered a message again you're not letting this is pointless it's pointless
21:24whoa it's just pointless me talking let's not you know you're allowed your opinion you're allowed
21:28your opinion as soon as i say how i feel about anything it's completely not about you it's about
21:32yeah it is because you've called me in to have a chat with you because i think you should say
21:35sorry to yasmin i brought you here to say sorry i've literally said it you go all right
21:39you then mate not bad okay well that is not how i want things to go look i'm going to leave you guys
21:49to it i'm going to check on him um but i will message you and we'll sort something out okay always a
21:53pleasure about see you soon
22:15hi guys i'm victoria your intimacy coach for today so tell me who who from you was the one
22:23to drag another person to this session but it certainly wasn't me
22:39so i've got my party coming up soon i'm buzzing for the theme is angels and demons which i think
22:44is going to be fab thank you for giving me a plus one oh of course i promise won't disappoint i'm
22:49excited to meet the plus one i'm looking forward to it however Ellen has been invited
22:59why are you okay with she's a friend but like if it's too problematic oh my god i'm sure we can
23:05you know give her a different date but i'm gonna i've got me wife coming yeah but you and your wife
23:11are so strong my wife and ellen know each other oh yes they've met before oh okay and demi's like
23:18a bit you know so you could be cordial but demi might not be i'm sure demi demi's lovely so she'll
23:24be oh i'm sure she is but i'm sure like she'll see ellen and be like it's on site yeah but at the end
23:28of the day demi got the girl exactly she won already she's won no i won prize baby oh you are so sweet
23:35guys gareth what will be the ideal sex life for you describe it to me you know what juicy details i
23:44mean basically i would i i'm like a three to five a week sort of guy and then i realized that like
23:52your part three to five times a week yeah are you insane you literally wrote a book called laid in
23:59chelsea don't raise your eyebrows like that only can because my botox is worn off i know
24:07and for ollie what needs to happen for you to feel i like to call it to switch in a lover mode
24:19um i don't know um barry white i think i think one can get quite
24:26quite bored of just a bedtime schedule
24:32bedtime schedule or you go to bed and we often work from bed
24:37so is it about a place a different novel place that create excitement and spices things up
24:46maybe yeah at a different places yeah
24:49it almost sounds like for all you can hear it from all yeah ollie novelty is so important
24:58gareth do you have some ideas of what would you like to try and experiences you can bring to ollie
25:07in what sense what's an example for example you can organize a beautiful date i call it vacation
25:13it's like a fucking vacation okay yeah two of you together trying maybe vacation vacation yeah
25:27maybe that's what we need a vacation vacation sounds expensive
25:33i've had a mare have you ever met vanderpump yes a couple times god i feel for you honestly i just
25:44thought you know what i'm just going to message vanders and tell him like let's just have a chat like
25:48let's okay have a conversation like adults because i cannot be asked for it and then um i did bring up
25:55to vanders about how um basically vanders in the past has complained about how his fiance's never paid for
26:01a thing like never even went off to pay for a coffee oh okay yeah so i brought that up to him
26:06even though i've known why is he telling people that well here's the thing well he told his best
26:09he got to hear damn self he told res and obviously he's told everyone exactly the thing is i've known
26:14about this for a while but i just chose not to say anything because i don't care enough about their
26:19relationship i don't think about them and i'm not out to get them but if he's taking swipes at your
26:23relationship you're going to exactly if you're going to give it i'll give it to you how did he react to
26:28that oh my god he was a livid like so nice to finally meet you darling good beer i've heard so
26:47much about you likewise oh so the wife has got style the wife's got style this is what we like she's
26:53She carries. No, I'm obsessed with you two and I look at this
27:00You guys soon do it
27:03Can you contrast each other really? Yeah, I always say you're like you're like the push one. I'm like a little rough one
27:14Style like classic. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah, I'm loving it. Yeah
27:19Yeah, how did you guys meet? It's actually for Yasmin run it
27:24Yeah, saw me and then she told jazz like you'd really fancy them in and just slid into my DMs didn't you?
27:30I messaged her and what did you do?
27:32And then I unsent the message because it was no because I sent a fire emoji to one of her boxing stuff
27:37Like that's so awful. So how did you feel about it?
27:40Oh, I was I was so shocked because obviously I've heard about jazz and like I've seen you and stuff
27:45But I did not know that she was like into girls or was dating girls. I was thinking oh
27:49I remember rolling my eyes and thinking are not another straight girl in the DMs. Not straight another heartbreak
27:56But um, I think it was one of the first questions I asked you and yeah, you said using to girls
28:01Yes, get in there. Yeah, how like obsessed are you guys with one another from one to ten?
28:07Oh, we ask each other this every day
28:09But like ten ten means you're in love don't it? Yeah, so we haven't said we haven't said ten yet
28:15Is it is it like coming soon? It's a solid like nine point nine nine nine nine point nine
28:20Yeah
28:22Yeah, yeah
28:45Hi, how are you? How are you? Good to see you?
28:49Good to see you too. Long time no see
28:51Long time no see
28:52Long time no see
28:53What's going on? You ordered me some tea?
28:54I got you tea. Do you like tea?
28:55Thank you. You know, I thought you know I like tea
28:57Do I know that? Yeah
28:59Well, you know I don't drink coffee
29:01Oh, yeah, that's true
29:03So tea is my go-to
29:05Your necklace says Yasmin
29:07Yeah, it does
29:09In Arabic
29:10It does say that
29:11Can Sam read Arabic?
29:13Sorry, what?
29:14Um, thank you for coming to meet me
29:18No, thank you for reaching out
29:20No, you know, after Dorset I felt really bad
29:22And, you know, it all got a lot, you know, instead of having that conversation with you
29:28I think would have gone very differently, but it ended up being a situation between Temps and I
29:34I
29:35I actually saw Temps
29:37Okay
29:38And Miles
29:39Nice
29:40And they had a few things to say that you had told them
29:42Okay
29:43I was merely responding to their questions
29:46And opening up a little bit, but I didn't say anything bad
29:49I don't know if there's anything specific that you heard that you're not happy with, but
29:52No, nothing that's
29:53I didn't lie, you know
29:54I just don't believe that Sam would say those things
29:58Whatever me and Sam have, or the connection we have, isn't a physical thing, it's not
30:02It's nothing to that, it's like an emotional connection
30:04I don't know what connection you guys have
30:06I know, but that's
30:07I was just relaying what I heard
30:08I know, that's fine
30:09And to be honest, it was for your protection
30:10Why don't you have that conversation with Sam?
30:11Well, I will have that conversation with Sam
30:12That's sweet, but I don't
30:13Thank you
30:14I don't want you to be taken advantage of
30:16Because you were my first buddy in this group
30:18I know
30:19And I feel bad for you to just be a physical thing for anyone
30:21Whether that's Sam or someone
30:22I would never be a physical thing for anyone
30:23Well
30:24And I know that with Sam
30:25Okay
30:26Like, I definitely know that
30:27Like, that is the last thing that would ever cross my mind with Sam
30:29Like, ever
30:30Like, it doesn't
30:31I just don't want you to be taken advantage of
30:32That's all it is
30:33But Armin, like, I don't need you to tell me that
30:35About my ex-boyfriend of three years
30:36Well, I'm just responding to what you're saying
30:38No, I appreciate that
30:39You know, you care about me and stuff
30:41But, like, I don't know if you actually care about me
30:43We've met twice
30:44Do you know what I mean?
30:45Like, I don't
30:46How...
30:47I wouldn't have driven you three hours
30:48If I didn't care about you
30:49No
30:50Also, I introduced you to my grandmother
30:52Yeah, okay, well...
30:53I don't do that with everyone
30:54I know, but that was...
30:55Okay, your family are lovely, don't you?
30:57Like, they are a lovely family
30:58Thank you
30:59But...
31:01Yeah
31:02You don't need to worry about me
31:05Thank you, though
31:06Good, I'm glad
31:08Please don't let me go
31:13I know what I want and I want it all
31:16Don't make me beg for more
31:18I know what I want and I want it all
31:21God, you guys are happy
31:24We are happy, aren't we?
31:26Yeah
31:27You're glowing as well
31:28I'm glowing
31:29You know what I am?
31:30I bumped into Thames and Miles yesterday
31:32Right
31:33Apparently, I said to Armand
31:35In Dorset
31:36That Yasmin is not marriage material
31:39I don't know when we're gonna...
31:41You know what kind of chat that is
31:42It's when...
31:43It's when people aren't confident in themselves
31:45Yeah
31:46To get the girl
31:47They have to slag the other people off
31:49He then also, apparently
31:50He asked me the question
31:51Do I want...
31:52Do I just want to sleep with her?
31:53And apparently I smirked
31:54Would you ever see me talking about me and Yasmin's...
31:58That private life?
31:59This is...
32:00I've never said a bad word about Yasmin
32:01Never
32:02You've never?
32:03Not in front of me
32:04Well, this is so funny
32:05Like...
32:06We seem to be in a very similar position to you
32:07It's actually uncanny
32:09Obviously, there seems to be something going on with Julia and Tristan
32:13I was summoned by them to have a drink with them
32:17Apparently, I...
32:19I am angry at Alice
32:21Because I feel like I pay for everything in the relationship
32:24Which is...
32:25Our relationship is not transactional for one
32:27It's an engagement
32:28And firstly...
32:29So he should
32:30Firstly, if I want...
32:31He doesn't!
32:32I hope she earns more money than me!
32:34That's the most stupid part
32:35She said it came from my best friend, obviously Rez
32:38Of course, confirmed otherwise
32:40And she's kept on saying that I...
32:43She...
32:44I was obsessed with her and Tristan
32:46She was saying it was giving obsessed
32:47Yeah
32:48It was giving deluded
32:49I just think she's a joke
32:51And I need to talk to her
32:52About some of the things that she said about me
32:54I found the DJ
33:08I'm here with Armin
33:09He's absolutely pumping
33:12Hurry
33:14I didn't always pet up
33:18They'll always spill this
33:22They'll always spill this
33:26They'll always spill this
33:33How are you?
33:34Im good
33:35Well, obviously
33:36The last time we spoke
33:37Was with sound and attention
33:39and was a bit of a, I don't want to say uncomfortable conversation,
33:45but I think also there was a lot going on with different people's opinions.
33:50And maybe my frustration was nothing really to do with you two,
33:56just more the fact that we all want to be really close.
33:59And I think we've just drifted apart over the last year, really.
34:03I don't know where you're at with the friendship,
34:06but I want to work on us being us again.
34:10Yeah.
34:11My only question is, will Sam have an issue with us reforming a friendship
34:16and actually put an effort into each other?
34:18To be honest, it's not like Sam and I are in a relationship together.
34:23Yeah.
34:23And equally, I will not be any more in a relationship with someone
34:28that would affect my friendships.
34:32But I just want to make sure you also, you know, that Yaz, who is super fun,
34:36super energetic, like, okay, look, the Armin thing,
34:39I loved it because it looked like you guys were such a perfect match.
34:41Regardless of you guys not being a match or whatever, be yourself again.
34:45Yeah.
34:45Because that is what everyone loves about you.
34:47Like, you walk in a room, everyone wants to see you,
34:49everyone wants to talk to you, and I would hate for that to disappear again.
34:53Yeah.
34:54Oh, I appreciate it.
34:56All right.
34:58You're welcome.
34:58Hi, girls.
35:19Hi, Ellen.
35:19Hi, Ellen.
35:21Yeah.
35:21Well, I saw you earlier, and I thought I'd just come over now and sort of say hi.
35:26I thought it would be good for us to sort of speak as well.
35:30Of course, yeah.
35:30And sort of see and make sure there's no sort of issue with us.
35:34Thanks for coming over.
35:35Yeah, first of all, thanks for coming over and obviously, like, checking in and that.
35:38Yeah.
35:39No, look, it's all completely fine.
35:41It just was very quick that I saw it on socials, and that's the only reason that I was a bit
35:45taken aback, not the fact that you were dating other people.
35:49Like, that's very, very normal.
35:50I was just like, wow, this is very quick, and it's on social media, and it felt a bit,
35:53like, wow.
35:55That's the thing.
35:56Like, obviously, I've been dating Demi, and I think we both were a bit taken aback
36:01at, like, the reaction, because we were trying to keep it low-key.
36:05Yeah, it was out of our control, really.
36:07Yeah.
36:07But you've been, like, really mature about the situation, which I really do appreciate,
36:13and I do hold my hands up.
36:15Well, I hope you have a lovely night, Ellen.
36:17It's been so nice to bump into you, hasn't it?
36:19Yeah, no, I'm glad that we've seen each other.
36:21Yeah, me too.
36:21And enjoy the rest of your night.
36:22Me too, and you.
36:24See you later.
36:24Bye.
36:24Nice to see you, Ellen.
36:26I've had a nice night with you, though.
36:32I don't know why I'm just, like, really nervous.
36:33Why are you nervous?
36:34I don't know.
36:35I'm not sure.
36:37What's wrong?
36:38No, I just, I really like having you, like, in my life.
36:41Me too.
36:42And, like, I'm so scared, because you have, like, all of me,
36:48and I haven't given my all to someone in, like, a very long time.
36:53I just, I just see, like, the future with you.
36:56Like, very long term, like, hopefully forever.
36:58I don't want to speak too soon, but hopefully forever, Jazz.
37:01You know how we always say, like, like, 99.9%?
37:12Yeah.
37:14Yeah.
37:15And I feel like it's at a 10 now, maybe.
37:21Oh, you love me?
37:23Yeah.
37:24Is this you saying you love me?
37:25I do love you.
37:26Yeah, I love you too.
37:27Do you?
37:28Yeah.
37:30I do.
37:31Oh, my God.
37:33I was so nervous to say it.
37:34I wanted to say it all night, but I was just like...
37:36So did I.
37:37I'm in love with you, yeah.
37:38I'm in love with you too.
37:40Oh.
37:41Like, my heart is like...
37:46This party is insane.
37:58Like, you've done such an amazing job.
37:59Everyone looks so good as well.
38:01People look fucking great.
38:03I'm really, really happy with it.
38:03You have so many angels in the room, do you?
38:05No, everyone's a demon.
38:06Everyone's a demon.
38:21Is it actually true that you will not take requests as a DJ?
38:25That is true.
38:26I don't like taking requests.
38:26But, like, what's the line of it?
38:28If you get some, like, smoking hot girl come up to you,
38:32what would you plan?
38:33Then I can make...
38:33Well, like, what's the level of how bad a song would you play
38:36to get a date with a girl?
38:37Depends how hot the girl is.
38:39Fair.
38:40Ah.
38:41Hello, champ.
38:42How are we?
38:42No, you've dressed as a demon.
38:44You are an angel.
38:45You're a demon.
38:46Really?
38:47Why?
38:47Busy.
38:48How are you, boys?
38:49How is my friend?
38:51Who's your friend?
38:52Thames.
38:53I think you've dictated how things are between you and I.
38:55Yeah, you made Jasmine cry.
38:56Unforgivable.
38:58Well, like, if you don't want a friendship back,
39:00then don't even bother talking to me.
39:01But you're hanging out with this guy every day.
39:03What's the correlation between me hanging out with Armand...
39:06I thought we were Bondi boy.
39:07Have you shown him your tattoo?
39:09I don't know.
39:09Please, please, please, please, have you seen this?
39:11It's what Sam does.
39:12When he's back up, he's up against the ropes,
39:14he tries to belittle other people, undermine other people
39:16to make himself feel better.
39:17We've been here before.
39:18I've heard that.
39:18I can see that.
39:19You can see that.
39:20I've got some...
39:21Do you mind if I have a chat with Armand?
39:23Please, be an angel.
39:24I kind of want to watch.
39:26No, be an angel.
39:26Give me a drink.
39:27Come on.
39:28Absolutely not, man.
39:29Why am I going anywhere now?
39:30What do you want to say?
39:31Come on, Sam.
39:32Please, be an angel.
39:32I need to chat with Armand.
39:33Yeah, good one.
39:34Say what you want to say.
39:35Demon to demon.
39:36We need to have a conversation.
39:36Just say what you want to say, Sam.
39:39Wait, hang on a second.
39:40What?
39:40Do you want to get back with her?
39:41What's the situation?
39:42I can tell you something.
39:43I won't be telling the DJ here.
39:44You work here.
39:45Okay.
39:45I won't be telling you, fuck all.
39:46Okay.
39:47So you want to get back with her?
39:48It's none of your business.
39:51You've said that we've had a discussion.
39:53Yeah.
39:53In Dorset.
39:54Yeah.
39:54That I said that Yaz is not marriage material.
39:56I asked you, what's going on?
39:57Do you want to get back with her?
39:58You were like, nah.
39:59And I was like, why not?
40:00No, okay.
40:01There's two things.
40:01Look, she's not wife material.
40:02I was like, is this just a...
40:03You just want to shag then?
40:04And you were like...
40:05I've never said any of those things.
40:07Well, mate.
40:07Can I tell you something?
40:08That's what happened.
40:08I wouldn't say any of those things to her chauffeur.
40:10I've known you for 10 minutes.
40:11Good one, mate.
40:12Good one.
40:12She loves my car more than yours.
40:14I don't drive.
40:14Okay, I know.
40:15At least I'm going to be open about it.
40:16At least I want to spell it.
40:16Okay.
40:17I'll tell you something.
40:18Yeah?
40:18I've got an opportunity for you.
40:19Okay.
40:20Let's hear it.
40:20Here we go.
40:21I think we should pay off that car.
40:21Do you want me to sell some flowers?
40:23Yeah.
40:23You come work for me.
40:24I would love to, mate.
40:25I need a little grafter.
40:26I actually really...
40:26I see that in you.
40:27I love hydrangeas.
40:28I love loads of flowers.
40:29I'd love to learn from you.
40:30You love talking about my flowers.
40:32Yeah.
40:35I don't really have anything to say, it's goodness.
40:36All right.
40:37Go get us a drink, then.
40:39Oh, yeah.
40:39Good one.
40:40I appreciate the chat.
40:41Good.
40:42All the best.
40:42All right.
40:43Thanks, champ.
41:00Hi.
41:01Hi.
41:02Hello.
41:02How are you?
41:04I'm good, thank you.
41:05Hmm.
41:05Doesn't seem like you are.
41:07Why?
41:07I've heard you're saying a lot of things about me and my finances.
41:13Wow.
41:14That was your fiancé that originally said that.
41:17He didn't, so I just relayed it.
41:18He did.
41:18Let me make that very clear to you.
41:20I did not say that.
41:21I work.
41:21I have a well-paid job.
41:22I'm pretty sure you don't do anything, so I don't think you should be coming at me about finances.
41:28Okay.
41:28But I'm just saying, he said you hadn't even offered pay for a coffee in Dubai.
41:32He was complaining about it.
41:33Well, I was complaining about it.
41:33You bought him a suitcase, like, congrats, we get it.
41:35This is so laughable.
41:37This is so laughable.
41:38I bought him a present in Dubai to say thank you.
41:40I paid for many dinners when we're out there.
41:41I don't need to explain this to you.
41:43I think we need to move on from that.
41:44The other thing you're doing is going around saying my fiancé is obsessed with you.
41:48No, he is.
41:49He is?
41:49No, he is.
41:50Sam was the one that had brought up Tristan, mine and Tristan's relationship when we bumped
41:54into each other's shopping.
41:55Because your reaction was so interesting.
41:56He's saying how happy I was for you guys.
41:58And then all of a sudden, he just comes at me.
42:00He's like, well, I'm surprised you and Tristan are still together.
42:02He's the one that's bothered.
42:03Your reaction was so telling.
42:05Your reaction was so telling.
42:06Alice, I'm not going to tell Van does my whole, like, relationship.
42:08No one wants you to tell anything about the relationship.
42:11So, is it bad that I said it was good?
42:12Is that bad?
42:13It was your reaction.
42:14Your reaction was so telling.
42:15And then you suddenly start exploding for absolutely no reason.
42:18All he's saying is he's pleasantly surprised.
42:20He doesn't like your boyfriend.
42:21Are you surprised by that?
42:22He's got an opinion.
42:23He's allowed to have an opinion.
42:24You're literally like, stop.
42:25Parra, it's really, like, you keep repeating.
42:27Parra, you're like a fucking llama.
42:28You're spitting all over my face.
42:30Relax.
42:30You are.
42:31Okay.
42:31Relax.
42:32It's like I'm speaking to Van does.
42:33It's like you repeat everything.
42:34Like, the same thing again and again.
42:36So laughable.
42:37This is actually not worth my time.
42:39How embarrassing this is for you to bring up another girl's finances.
42:42To be honest, I also don't feel like you guys will end up getting married either.
42:46I don't, yeah, I don't see that.
42:48Oh, this is so funny.
42:49Like, I feel like you guys have known each other for, like, a week.
42:51You're ridiculous.
42:52You're actually ridiculous.
42:53Okay.
42:54I think you're completely deflecting on the fact that your relationship is pretty shit.
43:00No, I'm so offended.
43:01That was really good.
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