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Made in Chelsea Season 29 Episode 10

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00:00Oh
00:09Look how lovely girls are. I thought I was PDA with you guys. Like I'm actually obsessed
00:20What do you think goes? I like it. It's the biggest muff I've ever seen.
00:30There's a hard-working man. Hey, how are you sir? I know you're not drinking anymore, but you are spitting the bill here
00:45You've got the good stuff. Why I'm having a water. This doesn't count
00:50I've actually invited Jess to come here today. Just because I know you two are on quite good terms with each other
00:54Yeah, yes, yes, yes. I want to try and
00:58Build a bridge. Yeah, it's my olive branch. Good idea. I'm not sure my presence is gonna help build that bridge if I'm honest
01:03Really? What what? I know you don't like Sam, but yeah, I mean, I mean the ads has always been really weird with me
01:07Yeah, they're just like a gossip and they talk shit
01:10Well that I'm just like I'm a bit like the thing is with salmon jazz is when they they're together that they become this weird team
01:16Of like they become one person. Yeah, and it's not it's not very nice. How is he wangled his way back in?
01:21I don't know. I'm asking why I swear to god. You must have a diamond penis
01:27First I've spoken about ages. I'm already something better. I can't I've shedded this energy. I don't need it
01:32No, not getting angry, you know, even after everything said and done, you know
01:35I've said you stay in your lane off their mind
01:37He's been slagging me off on Instagram Sam and he has a book of cornering Harvey on a night out
01:42What's he talking shit about me in business? Yeah, how's that good?
01:45Awfully I've not done any work in four months for company
01:48But the reason I haven't done anything is because I can't stand to look at the geezer. Yeah, I can't he's just pissed me off like
01:54He's just pissed me off. I've watched putting coins in it. Go go go
02:07Maybe just the checker jumper
02:09Yeah, yeah, that's fitting for your checkered post. What did you say checkered post?
02:14It's very fitting for your checkered post. That's bang out of order. Listen wait, can you explain what's been going on?
02:19Um, you weren't at the gig. It was unreal, wasn't it?
02:22Yeah, it was really good. We had a great time until Angus walked in there.
02:26I had a great time. I still don't think I'd go there with Angus, but seeing him being a bit more of a bad boy did make him more appealing
02:33Did it age him slightly? It did. That's what it did. It aged him slightly. It made him slightly more toxic and that is appealing to me
02:41It's so bad
02:43Why am I like that? Why am I like that?
02:45Why am I like that? I know what you mean though
02:47It did get a bit heated, didn't it?
02:49Between you and Angus? Yeah, it did.
02:51But so what was the end result of the conversation?
02:53Friction, tension, you're a dick, I'm a dick
02:55But you need to remember you and Angus were friends and you are at some point going to need to
03:01Just be like just put that to one side
03:03So obviously it's the Oxford-Cambridge boat race coming up
03:07And me and Angus would 100% have been there at the pub with a pint
03:11But he's not getting back to me, like I'm checking my, and he's literally on my screensaver
03:16They'd rotate around 50 photos every hour
03:18But you want to be friends with him?
03:20Deep down, I do want to be friends with him
03:22You just kind of need to look above it and be like, hey, dicks before checks
03:27Are we going to get a beer in the sun? I think it's too hot in here
03:39There is not a chance I have time for a beer
03:41Where's the help?
03:43Well, you know, Tristan is a shareholder of Bella
03:46He hasn't been at the office in six months
03:48There's days where we're so busy where we'll all be packing boxes
03:51Great feeling
03:52Tristan can see these orders coming in
03:54But we'll never say, boys, I'm going to come down and help
03:56I gave him shares of my company
03:58Of our company, it's not my company, our company
04:01It's not fully up to me, but if it was up to me, he'll be gone
04:04I honestly cannot work with him anymore
04:07However, right, I've seen some socials
04:09You're putting little fire stuff out there
04:11Yeah, okay
04:13That fire stuff happened when he chose to go on live
04:16With Miles, talking about me for 30 minutes
04:19That's fantastic PR
04:20When he should have been at work
04:21So yeah, I did reply to the comments
04:23And said, God, this is as much Tristan's done in three years
04:26And I replied saying, Tristan's done nothing in three years
04:28I know that he's really not happy about that
04:30Tristan needs to give my shares back
04:31And I think we move on
04:32Do you guys have, like, a name? Like, a... What could work?
04:48Demi and Jemmy
04:49Jemmy
04:50Jemmy, Jemmy
04:51Jemmy, Jemmy
04:52We can call our baby Jemmy
04:55Too soon, too soon
04:57I get it
04:58Oh my God, like, children, are they on the cards?
04:59Let me go for a drug fast
05:00Sometimes we talk about it, but it's a bit soon, ain't it?
05:02Oh, I love that
05:03It's just moving so fast
05:04It is moving so fast
05:05It is moving so fast
05:06Amazing
05:07Well, I'm glad to see you guys are good after the gig
05:09Like, what even happened?
05:11Lauren was kind of coming at me, and then Yaz was coming at me
05:13And I just felt a bit, like, attacked
05:15I felt like I was kind of defending myself towards both of them
05:18And I know you don't want to, like, get involved in that situation
05:23Because they're your friends
05:24But I felt a bit like I was on my own
05:26Do you understand how awkward it is for me to be in the middle of two of my really close friends arguing?
05:30Of course, and it is an uncomfortable situation
05:32But I think you shouldn't be scared of losing Lauren
05:34Because she's not actually a good friend to you
05:36She made it incredibly hard for me
05:39And I love Lauren, I do
05:41But I feel like she didn't hear me out
05:44And she thinks that I didn't hear her out
05:45So I feel like
05:46I also feel like Lauren's genuinely incapable of having a calm conversation
05:51Yeah
05:52I feel like Lauren just seems like
05:54I don't know her, but she sounds like a hot-headed person
05:56And I think she's got, like, a little soft spot for you
05:59Like, a friend
06:00And I think once she calms down
06:02She'll come and talk to you
06:04I don't think it sounds like a big issue with you and her
06:08Look Jazzy, I know this is obviously an uncomfortable situation
06:11I would never, ever tell you who you can and can't be friends with
06:14But I just, I think you're better than that, to be honest
06:19So how did you miss your tea time in a professional tournament?
06:27But I didn't not turn up intentionally, I wanted to play
06:30Oh!
06:31Hi!
06:32How are you?
06:33I'm good, how are you?
06:34Good, thank you
06:35How are you?
06:36I'm all right
06:37I got your text
06:38I'm starting to think your phone wasn't working
06:40Huh?
06:41I'm glad you're here
06:42It's been a while
06:44I saw you the other day
06:45We're fine, we're
06:46I saw you the other day
06:47Yeah
06:48You know, I feel like
06:50We've lost our friendship slightly
06:52And I just want to talk to you in, like, a calm manner
06:54Yeah
06:55I am sorry that I made you upset and I made you cry
06:57When we went away to Dorset
06:58Mm
06:59And I want to be able to hang out with you
07:02Without it being awkward enough
07:03Yeah, like, it doesn't need to be awkward
07:05We have a friendship, like, this doesn't mean our friendship
07:08Here we go, lads, sorry
07:11Water
07:12Cheers, mate
07:13Second round
07:14Thank you very much
07:15Cheers, mate
07:16Hello
07:17Hello
07:18I didn't know you were going to be here
07:19I've been here for ages
07:20Oh
07:23Lots has changed since we last saw each other
07:25What's going on?
07:26I mean, it's not my place to say, but
07:28God, I think all sorts
07:29Have you been dropped on your head again?
07:30Like, we've forgotten
07:31Like, what?
07:32Have you got amnesia?
07:33No
07:34Seriously
07:35I mean, I've got an friendship, so
07:36I don't know how I'm supposed, like
07:37I know you and Sam have got such an issue with each other
07:39I haven't got an issue with Sam
07:40He's gone out of his way to have an issue with me
07:41But you also have an issue with him
07:42I don't
07:43Why he has an issue with me?
07:44I haven't figured it out yet
07:45I think his issue's got to do with you guys
07:47With your business stuff
07:49I haven't wanted to touch Bella for so long
07:51Because I don't want to walk into the office and look at Sam
07:53Because of what emotion he's done to me
07:55Can you understand?
07:56I haven't done any work for the company in a long time
07:58Because he's fucked me over at every opportunity
08:00And it's now money and it's business and it's work and it's relationships
08:02He takes low blows and it's intertwining our drama even more
08:05So when I hear these kind of rumours or people talking shit about me
08:08When?
08:09You two, like, fucking jumping up to Harvey on a Saturday night
08:13Talking shit at him
08:14That's not actually what happened
08:15No, what I'm saying is you're both very busy
08:17I don't talk about you, Tristan
08:19Okay, your boyfriend does, so I'm asking you and Sam
08:21So why are you having a go at me?
08:22I'm not having a go at you, I'm asking you
08:23So what are you doing?
08:24Sam and I are not two people
08:26We're not even back together
08:27You're not two people, no, you're one person
08:28We're not even back together
08:29So I don't know why you're having this conversation with me
08:31Because, Yaz
08:32Take this up with Sam
08:33I would love to not have this conversation with you here
08:34But you're sat in front of me
08:35I'm here to sort out my friendship with him
08:36I'm here having a big drink with the boys
08:37Me and you, your attitude is fucking terrible
08:39Why do you think I've got a shit attitude, Yaz?
08:40Obviously you're pissing me off, Tristan
08:42Like, I've actually not done anything wrong to you
08:44Give my regards to your fella
08:46Oh, shut up
08:47I can't match you, sir
08:48I'm so mad
08:52Yazzie
09:11Oh!
09:15Oh, thank you!
09:16Go on, Oli
09:18Yes!
09:19Nailed it
09:20See?
09:21That is many, many years of practice
09:24I knew you'd be good
09:25I knew you'd look like a croquet player
09:27You walk like a croquet player
09:29You walk like a croquet player?
09:30What does that mean?
09:31They just have a certain swag
09:32Bent at the hip?
09:33Yeah, just
09:34With a glass of pins
09:35Yeah, exactly
09:36Wait, hang on
09:37I really need to know
09:38Are you still pining off to Samatha?
09:39Yeah
09:40I can't
09:41Like, I don't want to
09:42But every time I feel like I'm, like, stepping away from it
09:44She kind of just drags me back in
09:46Oh, I think you've become a player
09:47And she's now going
09:48Oh, he's looking more appealing
09:49I know
09:50I wish someone had told me that that was the key all along
09:52Do you want to hear what she sent me?
09:53She invited me to the boat race
09:54And she sounded quite
09:55I want to say perky
09:57I want to hear this
09:58Hi, I was wondering if you were around to come to the Oxford Cambridge boat race with me
10:04Let me know if you're around because it would be nice to see you there
10:08She's done that subtle, sexy voice
10:10I'm going to go
10:11100%
10:12100% you've got to go
10:13Go and see her boat race, take her up the Thames
10:15I will
10:16I will
10:17Okay
10:18Have you had any action, then, since the intimacy coach?
10:21Can't remember
10:22We've been a bit stressed, did she?
10:23Do you not think that sex is a great stress reliever, though?
10:26It is, but it's getting into it that's a bit boring sometimes
10:28I see
10:29Oh, the fourth thing
10:30Because you know what I like to do to get someone else in the mood?
10:32Oh
10:33Send a nude
10:34I've never sent a nude in my entire life
10:36I don't believe that for a second
10:37Not one
10:38Really?
10:39Not even a little thirst trap number?
10:40You've never just gone like
10:41Actually, Angus, I thought
10:42No
10:43I've got one or two generic photos
10:45That you've sent to everyone
10:47Broadcast message
10:49No, I've never sent it
10:50But just in case, you know, if it's a really crappy day
10:53Oh, is that what gets you off, is photos of yourself?
10:55No
10:56No, I'm not wanky in a mirror
10:57I'm not 14 anymore
10:59Internet connection was dialed back then
11:01I do
11:02It's great
11:03By the end of that, one breast would come up
11:06And you'd be like
11:07A pixelated breast
11:08And you're done
11:09You're 14
11:10I think we should take a nude photo of you and gift it to Gareth
11:16I think he would like that
11:17He'd love it
11:18I think the initial stance I'm going to take is I'm not 22
11:25You're still in fine shape
11:26I'm all right, but I am 40 in a year and a half
11:29I think it will be a nice funny thing for Gareth
11:31Yeah
11:32God
11:34So how is the engagement going? Are you guys more in love now you're engaged?
11:49I would say so
11:51I think nothing's really changed, has it?
11:54Obviously you've told me I'll be one of the guests of honour
11:56But I'd love if Yasmin and I, we both can come, you know?
12:00No, no, you're definitely invited
12:02I just want to share, you know
12:03Big day
12:04It is big day
12:05We need to find out how we get out of this
12:06Yeah
12:07So how are you guys doing?
12:08Yeah, we're good
12:09I mean, well I was good until I actually bumped into Tristan yesterday
12:13And he was honestly just so outrageous
12:16I felt like I was cornered by Tristan
12:18Like he was saying that you and Sam are so busy
12:20Like blah blah blah
12:21I was like busy doing what?
12:22I was like I don't speak about you Tristan
12:24Oh my god
12:25They're going round the whole of Chelsea
12:26Accusing everyone of speaking about them
12:28He was really angry, I was really upset
12:30Like I was holding back my tears
12:31I was that shocked
12:32Oh my gosh
12:33That for me is unforgivable
12:34And then he was talking about the business
12:35And he tries to like kind of go in the upset mode and go
12:38I feel really uncomfortable to go into the office
12:40Because you know everything that Sam's done to me
12:42This is a 30 year old guy by the way
12:44And it's like why have you continued to the last
12:46Why just buy him out?
12:48But he doesn't deserve to be bought out because he's done no work
12:51The easiest and cleanest route is getting to resign
12:54I can help you draft the lefty
12:56I Tristan do no work for the company
12:59And I resign with immediate effect
13:02Then it comes down to the shares and buying him out
13:05Well I mean just offer him zero
13:08You know once he's no longer a director
13:10He's no longer involved in the company
13:11You can easily get him out
13:13Tristan is worth zero
13:14Absolutely nothing
13:15Then stick it in a letter
13:17Put it in an envelope
13:18And give it to him and say that's what you're getting
13:20Yeah
13:21That is kind of where I'm at now
13:23That is kind of where I'm at now
13:24Hold on
13:25Hold on
13:26Hold on
13:27Hold on
13:28Hold on
13:29Hold on
13:30Hold on
13:44Move on
13:45First stop and Marbella
13:46But it's nice to like hang out. I know us three you two together
13:52We've had loads of nice private conversations
14:06Think of the booty there Lauren
14:08Oh
14:13This reminds me why I don't come to the gym and I actually just stick to reformer. I can't do it. Hello
14:24Demi nice to meet you. You're right
14:27Not seeing you for a while. I like the pink. Thank you. I've just been boxing training
14:33How are you though you guys are you and jazz?
14:35Yeah, yeah, it's good. We're official now. So yeah, yeah, so it's all going good
14:40Yeah, just staying at hers, but how are you I heard like this little bit of a yeah, it's it's really shit to be honest because jazz
14:49Has been like my little sister, you know, I adore her. It's been quite disappointing
14:53Maybe you soon need to let me up another chat. What do you think Livy? I think be careful
14:58Yeah, because I think she needs to prove herself a bit. Yeah. Yeah, I just don't want to get into another role
15:03You know when you almost like don't want to have a conversation because you don't want to be disappointed
15:06I don't think she's gonna she was crying the other day Lauren like she she genuinely misses you
15:10Yeah, I don't want to fall out of you. Yeah
15:13I think she just needs to actually prove
15:15Through her actions that she wants to be friends with you rather than just actually saying it to you. Be careful. Yeah
15:21Yeah
15:23I want to believe it so badly. So I really did value that friendship. I really like adore her
15:33You know, I still do but it's just like I'm not doing this fake thing anymore
15:38I feel like she is like that a lot like she tries to be friends with everyone
15:41But then just doesn't give her all to anyone. Do you know what I mean? Yeah
15:44What's going on with you Jazz? How are you? Oh, so crazy that like I purposely tried to stay out the Zeno and Lauren drama
16:00Just for like my own sanity and like I didn't want to pick sides of my two good friends
16:03And that's why I'm being now dragged into it because I didn't back either or oh here she is
16:10Hi
16:11Look at that smile
16:16I got your favorite drink she so do you oh my god, I need that I appreciate it
16:23Hello
16:24Hello
16:25How are you?
16:27Um, I'm not great to be honest
16:31I feel like
16:33I've wanted to like clear some things up with you
16:35I heard from Tristan that you like went in on him yesterday
16:40I went in on Tristan
16:42Yeah
16:43I think temps and miles can both vouch for the fact that I absolutely did not go for Tristan
16:48I had my backup as
16:50Anyone would so I don't know why he's not related to you
16:53Yeah, but you're defending Sam and you you shouldn't be
16:56I was talking about the business. That's what I was defending salmon
16:59Only the business stuff like Sam doesn't want him to be a part of the business
17:03And it just breaks my heart because Tristan's like the hardest working guy and he's constantly getting tear down from Sam
17:08I just don't understand how you can't see that because it hurts him so much
17:12But I but julia there's no
17:14You don't need to get upset
17:15You're condoning that behavior
17:16Condoning but why am I getting the grief between Sam and Tristan?
17:20What have I done to you for you to have a go at me?
17:23I'm not having a go at you though
17:24You very much are
17:24You're the one that's not having more of a go at me
17:26I'm not really having a go at you
17:27I'm just so done
17:28I'm so done as well
17:30You're getting so like
17:32Because I'm annoyed
17:33I'm annoyed that you and Tristan are both trying to drag my name under the mud over something that I'm not involved in
17:38I've just seen Tristan so upset by it
17:40Like he's so upset
17:41I just feel like Sam needs to just stop
17:43Like it's just horrible to see him
17:44Like he's so sad about it
17:46I think it really
17:47It's deep down effects
17:48Yeah, it really doesn't
17:49He doesn't show it
17:50And he doesn't show it
17:51But he really like
17:52And with his business stuff like
17:53He wants to put in the effort and put in the work
17:56But how can he when like this guy is constantly throwing to put him down
17:59Like what's he meant to do?
18:01I would just walk away
18:02If I didn't need all of that and that guy
18:03Someone's treating me so shit
18:05I'd walk away and rise above it
18:06No, because then I think that would be Sam
18:07Tristan should walk away and rise above it and go
18:09Sam, you've been so shit to me
18:11No, because then that's Sam winning again
18:12I don't understand what you're saying
18:14I mean she did not want to fall out with you
18:15I just felt like no one's really having my back
18:17Yeah, that's Jules
18:18People don't want you
18:18But no one's saying anything
18:20Jules, I haven't got a word in it to where he's made
18:26There's a stain on that, Sophie
18:38That's been thoroughly washed in the last 15 years
18:42I'll have you know
18:43Maybe put an apple in there
18:47That's beautiful
18:48Oh, I'm a father of two
18:54What am I doing?
19:08Hi
19:08What's up?
19:09How are you?
19:11I'm okay
19:11Oh, only okay?
19:13No, just I'm, you know, I'm busy
19:14Been busy, but I'm feeling good
19:16I still don't know where the sass is coming from
19:19No, it's not sass, you know
19:20I'm just being me
19:21How are you?
19:22Oh
19:22Oh, wait, are you trying to play it cool?
19:25No
19:25Oh, okay
19:26Yeah, no, that is exactly what I'm doing to be honest
19:29Look, I know it doesn't really look like it now
19:31But I was actually going to go like full bad boy
19:33I was going to wear a leather jacket
19:34It's going to get out the skull earring
19:36But I couldn't find them this morning
19:37I think I left them on my bike or something cool like that
19:41I think that you're getting it wrong
19:43I think it should be more Ralph Lauren on the outside
19:45Bad boy on the inside
19:46Okay
19:47I mean, I can do that
19:49Yeah
19:50Yeah
19:51I mean, look at me
19:53What do you mean look at you?
19:54I look, we both look great
19:56I look great
19:57You, we both look great
19:58You look all right
20:00Hey guys
20:01Hey
20:02All right
20:03It's over, are you all right?
20:04Hey Angus
20:05Hey Angus
20:05Like what, what is with all this like cloak and dagger stuff?
20:08Like why can't I just meet
20:10Right, the person you said they were going to meet me
20:12Well, I didn't think you would come if it was just me and you
20:15And now my wonderful cute date with Tabitha has turned into like a
20:20Three-way therapy session
20:21Well, let's not be Oxford and Cambridge, you know
20:24Let's just be Cambridge
20:26Right, I'm going to come and say it
20:28Freddie, genuinely from the bottom of my heart
20:32I'm sorry that I tried to get with your ex-girlfriend
20:36You behaved extremely badly in Dorset, okay?
20:38Yeah
20:39And I also
20:40He just behaved very badly
20:42I think what you did was slightly reassured
20:44I know
20:44Okay, well, no
20:46You're here to make peace
20:47We moved past from that
20:48And I'm here to make peace
20:49And I also apologize for the way that that whole situation was handled
20:52It's right, mate
20:53It's been quite rough not being able to hang out with you because
20:57Yeah, it was just, it's been difficult
20:59Hug it out
21:00Go, give me a hug
21:01Yeah, come on Tabitha
21:05Can I?
21:06Yay!
21:08Oh, of course you bring Tabitha into that hug
21:10Best day ever
21:12It's the most action I've got from Tabitha
21:13That is, yes
21:27Look at that beautiful bright smile of yours
21:29Yeah, I mean it's very bright
21:31Yes, I did get me too
21:34But, you know what, I think I've realized
21:37That I didn't need to change anything about myself
21:40I've definitely learned a lesson
21:42Like, I will be getting them off
21:43Yeah?
21:43But they are great
21:44Thank God you didn't get veneers
21:45Imagine they were shaved down
21:46You look like Gollum for the next six months
21:47Thanks God
21:48Um, I saw the girls last night
21:50Ruby, Yaz and Jazz
21:54I mean, Yaz is your favorite person
21:56She's just holding so much anger and resentment
21:58But it's obviously, it is because she's back with Sam
22:00He's texted me where he sent me some arsey texts last night
22:03Okay
22:03So he's going to come down here in a bit
22:06Oh
22:06Um, I'm not going to have Sam Prince
22:09Yeah
22:09Sit across the table from me and say that I'm anything other than hard working
22:12And I'm not walking away until I'm given what I'm owed
22:16I completely agree
22:19This is very, um, masculine poses, Olive
22:22Obviously
22:23Good, Oliver
22:24Is your party not tomorrow?
22:26Are you coming in a toga carrying her in?
22:28Well, I could do
22:29To be honest, I kind of wanted to see what you look like naked
22:32Because I'm looking for little new, um, acrobats
22:35I wanted to be Cirque du Soleil
22:37Cirque du Soleil
22:39And who is your date going to be for this party?
22:41What about the bloke the other night?
22:43Sorry, I was trying to forget that and actually preserve our friendship
22:46From the royal telling off that I was going to give you
22:51How was he in bed?
22:54Well, we didn't make it into bed
22:57Because he was way past his bedtime, basically
22:59Oh no, really
23:00See, so sorry I'm late
23:03Don't worry, in slightest
23:04This is my friend Will
23:06Will, Will, Will is, is a great guy
23:10Hollywood best arse double
23:12Oh my god, are you joking?
23:14All right, no, it's quite seriously
23:15Just in case my arse is looking a bit more 40 than I thought it was going to
23:18Yours looks like it's been sat on for 20 years
23:20Well, quite
23:21No offense
23:21It's true, and it has been
23:23So Will is taking my place
23:25I step out
23:26You step out
23:27And you just have to basically
23:28You have to make Will's arse
23:30Onto yours
23:31Look like my arse
23:32Okay
23:32Right, let's see Hollywood's best arse
23:34Turn around
23:35Oh my god
23:36Oh my god
23:40Not bad
23:41Oliver
23:43All right
23:43All right
23:45What do you think of this?
23:59I'm obsessed
24:00Okay
24:00We want to attend the circus, Lily, not be the circus
24:03No
24:03Okay, maybe not
24:04Next one
24:05Stop it
24:06Love to kill a guy
24:07I'm like so, so real
24:09Once you have to play nice
24:11I'm a pivot, not a cat
24:13I'm a girl, not a young
24:15I'm in television
24:16And I'll never come
24:18Hi
24:18Hi
24:19Hi
24:19Thanks for the tea
24:22You're welcome
24:24You all right?
24:28Um
24:29It's a hard question to answer
24:31To be honest
24:33Yeah
24:35I just thought it was finally time for us to like
24:38Chat
24:39And I hope you know how much this is like breaking my heart
24:42Like actually
24:44I understand why you're frustrated
24:46Of course I do
24:48And
24:50It just
24:52I don't know I feel like I can't
24:54Do anything right
24:56Really
24:58With you
24:59What do you mean?
25:01Like when it comes to this
25:02It's really hard for me
25:03When like I
25:04Genuinely
25:05I know you said that
25:05It's not possible to like
25:07Love loads of people
25:08But like
25:08With you and Zeno
25:09Like they're two very
25:11Different friendships
25:12Two very strong friendships
25:13Hopefully with us
25:14Strong
25:15But
25:16I really
25:16I thought you know what
25:17I'm not
25:18I'm not even going to
25:19Get involved
25:19And hopefully they can just
25:20Have it out with each other
25:21And then we
25:22And then we just
25:22Do you see where that like
25:23Hurts me?
25:24You're the last person
25:25I want to fall out with
25:27You know I don't really mind the others
25:30Really okay with it
25:32You're
25:32You it like hits like
25:34Yeah
25:34It hits like
25:35It just sucks
25:36You know
25:36Like I feel like we have
25:37Such a good connection
25:39Such a nice friendship
25:40And like
25:41I'm there for you
25:42Jazz
25:42Like all the time
25:43You know
25:43And like
25:44I just want to feel like
25:45You're there for me
25:46Yeah
25:47I came prepared
25:50No
25:51Yeah
25:52I really like my makeup
25:53What?
25:59Love you
26:01Love you
26:05Love you
26:06Um
26:07But I just want to thank you
26:08For being so
26:09I know that you didn't expect
26:10To run into Demi
26:11Yeah
26:12Not at all
26:13And then she was like
26:14Yeah that Livvy girl
26:15Doesn't like you
26:15And I was like
26:16Sorry
26:16But Demi came home
26:18And I was like
26:18Wait so
26:19Livvy's the one with the problem
26:20And
26:21Well I was really confused
26:22Like did you feel that vibe
26:24When you were speaking?
26:25No I feel more
26:26Livvy
26:27She in that moment was like
26:29Okay just like
26:29Proceed with caution
26:30Yeah
26:31Are you guys friends?
26:32You and Livvy?
26:33I would say
26:34Like I've really tried
26:35To make an effort with her
26:36Since the Maldives
26:37So it kind of just like
26:38Jabbed me a bit
26:39Yeah
26:39She was like
26:41If you're friends
26:42With everybody
26:43Are you really a good friend
26:45To anyone?
26:46Yeah
26:47To say that
26:48In front of Demi
26:50Was a bit odd
26:51Yeah
26:52I don't know
26:52You know
26:53It's a bit embarrassing
26:54What do you think of this one?
26:56Oh my god
26:56It's a contender for sure
26:58I love it
26:58Yeah
26:59So do I
27:00Picked out these for you maybe to go with the dress
27:01I'd like to go with it 100%
27:03This is really the vibe for Sophie's party
27:04Isn't it?
27:05I feel like it works for the theme
27:06It's a lot but no I love it
27:34It's great
27:35Short but I love short
27:36Yeah this is such a good idea
27:37Actually like renting out a dress
27:39I know
27:39Because I hate wearing the same dress twice
27:41It's also just a really good idea
27:42Because obviously it's like
27:43Good for the planet
27:44But then also you get to wear
27:44Those different things
27:45But look how amazing
27:46All these dresses are
27:47I know
27:47They're stunning
27:47How's everything with Jack?
27:49Yeah we're really good actually
27:50Good
27:51I think we had a bit of a rough patch
27:53For like a few weeks
27:54But we're so good now
27:56We're like on the right track
27:57Good
27:58And how are you?
27:59How's things with
27:59Like the whole jazz situation?
28:02Lauren was telling me about it yesterday
28:04At the gym when I saw her
28:05We actually bumped into Demi
28:06Which was interesting
28:08Was that really awkward?
28:09Yeah that was the first time
28:10I'd met her as well
28:11She's lovely isn't she?
28:12No she seems really sweet
28:13But yeah she was basically just saying
28:15Jazz has been really upset about Lauren
28:16Lauren said Jazz has been messaging her
28:19Quite a lot to meet up
28:20And that they obviously met up today
28:21For a coffee I think
28:23Um
28:24I mean I'm obviously not the nicest things here
28:29That she's you know
28:31Wanting to try this hard to fix the future
28:33Yeah it does seem like she's like really upset about it
28:37Yeah
28:37I just sometimes get slight fake vibes from her
28:40Because I feel like she tries to be so nice to everyone
28:42I wouldn't say that she's fake
28:44But I do think that she struggles sometimes
28:47With deciding which way to go
28:48And like doesn't want to upset everybody
28:50Or doesn't want to
28:51Yeah
28:51I guess like be on people's bad side
28:52And it's something I want to speak to her about
28:54And just say
28:55Your priority feels like it's with Lauren here
28:57Not me
28:58There is a bit of a common denominator here
29:00Which is that Jazz isn't backing either of you guys
29:04Yeah
29:05Well you know I'll always have your back
29:08I know that my love
29:09And I really appreciate
29:10The support that you've given me recently
29:12It means a lot
29:13Good
29:13Sam's in
29:15Tristan
29:16Julia
29:16Sam
29:17How are you doing?
29:18Yeah I think I'm gonna go
29:20See you later
29:21Bye bye bye
29:22Sam
29:25Tristan
29:27How's it going?
29:28Good
29:29Yeah?
29:30Yeah really good
29:30Good
29:31First of all I think
29:34What I can't seem to get my head around
29:36It's been days now
29:37Is why you raise your voice at Yasmin
29:39Is it funny?
29:41Yeah
29:41Is it funny?
29:43Yeah you're funny
29:44It's funny that you raise your voice
29:45It's a discussion
29:46It's good you laugh
29:46It's a discussion
29:47And I matched her energy
29:49You matched her energy?
29:51Mm
29:51Your lies are swirling
29:53Your lies are swirling
30:10What's the point of you being here?
30:11Is this the point of it?
30:12Because I can't be arsed with you all
30:13Because I'm so sick
30:15Of a guy who pretend
30:17You're a pretender
30:18I'm sorry
30:19You're a proud gentleman
30:20That shouts at girls
30:21I'm not
30:21It's absolute bollocks
30:22Sam you cheat on every girl you've been with
30:23You've left a string of broken hearted women
30:25You're an emotional
30:26You are the poster boy for emotional immaturity
30:28You're a serial cheat
30:29And you're a manipulator
30:29Stop pretending to be so happy
30:31When your girlfriend's saying
30:32You're sitting at home crying
30:33Why are you crying?
30:34Why are you trying to weaponise emotional vulnerability?
30:37I'm sick and tired of people like you trying to drag me down
30:39I'm trying to cut all ties with you Sam
30:41Also you keep saying
30:42Yeah
30:42Cut ties with me
30:43Yeah
30:43That's exactly what I want
30:44Absolutely
30:45Likewise
30:45Apparently you invested into Bella
30:46Where?
30:47No I invested my time into Bella
30:48I'm a partner
30:49No no
30:49How much did you invest into Bella?
30:50Nothing emotionally time
30:52That's what I've invested
30:53I owe you nothing
30:54I owe you nothing
30:55I gave you the shares
30:56You've done nothing
30:57Sam I'm not going to sit here trading blows with you
30:59It's absolutely
31:00Tell me what you've done
31:01Nothing
31:01You're going on TikTok live
31:02And selling a few houseplants
31:03And not running a business Sam
31:04You're absent for months at a time
31:06Thank you
31:07You've had a failed podcast
31:08With a girl you cheated on
31:09And a failed tea business
31:10You're not Jeff Bezos
31:11What have you done?
31:12You are an embarrassment
31:13And the fact that you're sat here
31:14Trying to insult me
31:15Means absolutely nothing to me
31:16No I'll give you straight facts
31:17Nothing you ever say to me
31:18Give me straight facts
31:18You chase chaos like it's oxygen
31:20No I don't
31:20You chase the spotlight
31:21Because you think you're a main character
31:22But you're a fucking villain
31:23With a baby face
31:24And nothing that you say to me
31:26Will ever mean a thing
31:27When you have something to talk about
31:28I have something
31:29We can discuss
31:30I'm not interested in hearing it Sam
31:31Goodbye
31:32All the best
31:45Your talent in the circus would be?
32:12Snake charmer
32:13Snake charmer
32:13I would love that
32:15Of course you would
32:15You have tamed many a snake
32:17You know what?
32:17Many snakes
32:17I still don't speak snake
32:19But I can charm them
32:20In that crushed velvet number
32:22You could be
32:23I'm the ringleader babe
32:23The popcorn man
32:24I'm the ringleader
32:25I'm the ringleader
32:27As for you
32:29We've worked out
32:30What your talent is
32:30You're quite good
32:31At bending at the hips
32:32Showing the photo
32:33No I don't know
32:34If it's the right time
32:35Now's the perfect time
32:38What have you done?
32:39A little treat
32:41Little treat
32:42Well we did a little something
32:43Just for you
32:44This is from me to you
32:45Have you done something
32:46With something in mind
32:47It is
32:48To show you
32:49The naughtiness
32:50It's a present
32:50Is that you?
32:58Of course me
32:58Look how handsome I am
32:59Something's not quite right
33:03Because it looks
33:04Like the bottom bit
33:05Looks quite muscly
33:06And the top bit doesn't
33:07That's your head
33:09On someone else's body
33:10No
33:10No
33:11Yes
33:11I know your body
33:12I've been married to you
33:13For seven years
33:13That's my body
33:14It's just a different angle
33:16To what you're often seeing
33:17That's not your butt
33:18Stop
33:20Sophie and Liv
33:22Came up with an idea
33:23That doing a nice
33:23Naked photo shoot
33:24Like I did back in the day
33:26Was a good shout
33:27I thought maybe
33:28I'd get a Hollywood's
33:29Best stunt double arse
33:30To help me out
33:32What?
33:32Hollywood's best
33:34Apparently
33:34Best
33:35He was Brad Pitt and Troy
33:36Like that was like
33:3825 years ago
33:39But I thought
33:39I think maybe
33:40You'd find that more attractive
33:41Body attractive
33:42Your body's better than this
33:44So this is silly
33:46Do you see what he's trying to do?
33:47It was just another idea
33:49That could sort of
33:50Encourage
33:51Just to push you guys
33:52Back into the bedroom
33:53Where you belong
33:54Yeah
33:55Let's raise a glass
33:56To Ollie's arse
33:57Bottoms up guys
33:58Bottoms up
33:59Sophie
34:00Chin chin
34:01I've never had my arse cheers before
34:03This outfit
34:17Is that shirt
34:18A shirt for a bow tie?
34:19Not in the traditional sense
34:21No
34:21It's just a shirt
34:22Okay
34:23Anything else?
34:24You do actually look very nice
34:25Aww
34:27It's nice that
34:30You know
34:30We're all cool now
34:32Do you know what I mean?
34:32I'm not
34:33I didn't know we ever
34:34Were not cool
34:34Well no
34:35I'm just saying
34:35I'm not trying to sleep
34:37With you anymore
34:37Which makes things
34:38Less complicated
34:39That's nice
34:40That's a good progression
34:41I guess
34:41Yeah
34:42On Tabitha
34:42I know
34:43The ship has sailed
34:44Has it though?
34:45Do you like the performance?
35:00Yeah
35:01I was just staring at you
35:02Staring at them
35:03I know
35:03I couldn't believe it
35:04I didn't know where to look
35:05I was trying not to look at her
35:06But I was trying to clap her
35:07At the same time
35:08Hello
35:12Hi
35:13Nice to see you again
35:14How are you?
35:15Good
35:16Good
35:16Good
35:16I kind of just wanted to come over
35:18Because I feel like
35:19Things have been a bit weird
35:21And since it's Lauren's situation
35:22But I heard that
35:23You know
35:24You'd been messaging her loads
35:25And trying to
35:25I guess like fix
35:26From this one?
35:27That's how you
35:28That's why you've heard it?
35:29Yeah
35:30I told her
35:30Okay fine
35:30Yeah
35:31Because Lauren told me at the gym
35:32That you'd been messaging her
35:33Yeah
35:35It's quite hard for me to hear that
35:36When she'd been treating me
35:37As badly as she has
35:38Well I didn't expect to have a messenger
35:40Talk about my business
35:41Before we got to speak
35:42So I'm sorry that you heard that
35:44Through a third party
35:44But at the end of the day
35:46Why are you talking about me like
35:46I'm not here
35:47Like saying this one
35:48I'm Liv
35:49Okay hearing from Livy
35:50That's obviously not ideal
35:52It's rude
35:52You know that Lauren's been an asshole to me
35:54You know that she has
35:55I told you that I told her about the gig
35:57I called her out on the gig
35:57I'm saying you're obviously backing
35:58Trying to back both of us there
36:01But by doing that
36:01I'm not trying to back both of you
36:02I'm trying to stay the world
36:02Fuck out of it
36:03But by doing that
36:04But I think staying out of it is like
36:05All right Liv
36:06Guys come on
36:07Don't do that
36:08I'm listening to you
36:08Being able to have an opinion
36:10On what's right and what's not
36:11No it's not critical
36:12No but I don't
36:13It's not fucking him
36:14It's a completely different situation
36:15You know you swear
36:15Yeah you just swear or shall
36:17I just think you try to be friends
36:18Of so like everyone
36:19You know you try to be so lovely
36:20And everything
36:21And sometimes I think
36:22That it comes across a bit
36:23Disindentment
36:24Okay
36:24That's just my personal opinion
36:26So I'm not going to be nice
36:27To you anymore then
36:27Happy?
36:28I just don't think
36:29The way you talk to me
36:29Is that nice
36:30You belittle me
36:30You talk to me
36:31With like some horrible attitude
36:33I just think it's
36:33Just don't get involved
36:34In my real friendships
36:35You've been here for five minutes
36:36Okay fuck off
36:37Okay
36:37There's no need
36:40For like
36:41Hey go follow it then
36:42Don't go
36:43No don't do that
36:44We've got our own situation
36:46Don't need to be speaking
36:47To her like that
36:47Okay put her back
36:50I'm going to
36:50Maybe do that
36:51I just can't
36:52I tried to bite my tongue
36:53I tried
36:55She's really getting on my nerves
36:56Max I'm so sorry
37:08For the way
37:08That I tried to do
37:09I feel like
37:10I've been waiting a while
37:11I appreciate it
37:24Can you see the picture?
37:25What?
37:26Sam and Alice
37:27Have just come out
37:28The photo with
37:28What's going on with that?
37:32I haven't had a ring to her
37:33Since we fell out
37:34I feel like I need to
37:36Do you want to?
37:36I would like to
37:37Alice?
37:41Actually here you go
37:42Don't be nervous
37:43Hello
37:46Oh hello
37:48Hello
37:48I feel like we didn't really
37:51Leave it on
37:51Great times
37:53Last time we saw each other
37:54Yeah
37:54I feel like
37:55You know
37:56The way I spoke to you
37:57I do regret it
37:58I would like to
37:59Apologise
38:01I was taken a little bit
38:02Aback by what
38:04What you said
38:04Thank you for apologising
38:06Yeah
38:07Yeah
38:08Any apology from you or no?
38:11What would I be apologising?
38:13Just for constantly saying stuff
38:15About Tristan and I
38:16It's a bit different
38:17In my opinion
38:20In my opinion it's not
38:22But we can agree to disagree
38:23My comments were in jest
38:25With the history we know you've got
38:28And do you know
38:29You don't know anything about me Sam
38:30Please don't make slide digs
38:31It's not the time or place
38:32No slide digs
38:32It's just facts
38:33It's not facts
38:34It's your opinion
38:34Anyway
38:35Hello
38:36Anyway
38:36Best of luck with everything guys
38:37Did you have a chance
38:38To read the letter from Sam yet?
38:40I absolutely did not
38:41No
38:41Because he came to me
38:42For some advice
38:43On how to deal with business situations
38:45And I just gave him some advice
38:46You're the nepo baby
38:47So it makes sense
38:48Oh well you know
38:49I run a successful business
38:50And uh
38:51Nothing but my wits
38:52And a couple of million pounds
38:54In family money
38:55Huh?
38:56You don't need to get your
38:57Get your nose stuck into me
38:58In Sam's business
38:58That's hard
38:59Anyway
39:00If you need some assistance
39:01On finding new gardening companies
39:03I've got a lot of clients
39:05In that industry
39:05Thank you Sam
39:06I'll check you out on LinkedIn
39:07No problem
39:08Absolutely
39:08Cheers
39:09Well nice to see you
39:11It's been a pleasure to meet you Alice
39:12Good luck
39:13Bye
39:13Fucking
39:17Tristan's here
39:19Yeah and Julia's here
39:20Yeah
39:20I thought after that conversation
39:22I'll be like
39:23Maybe one step forward
39:24But I thought ten steps back
39:25I think a resignation
39:27That needs to be
39:28Sent in the post
39:29I need him to sign it
39:30It's time to go for Tristan
39:31Yeah
39:32But
39:33One thing that's possible
39:34Is me and you
39:34I want you to know
39:37How grateful I am
39:37And I want to give you something
39:39What?
39:40Because mine's yours
39:41A key
39:45A key
39:45For you
39:46That's so adorable
39:49So adorable
39:50Why no no
39:50You put my initials in it
39:52Yeah
39:52Because I want you to feel like
39:53Comfortable to come around mine
39:54I want you to feel like
39:55You can
39:55You enjoy the space
39:56As much as I do
39:57That is so adorable
39:59Look at the little keychain
40:00I didn't want you to know
40:03That I love you
40:04I think also
40:06We both
40:07Love the people
40:09That we became
40:09Not together
40:10And for me
40:11It's like
40:12I also want to make sure
40:13That we don't lose
40:14That
40:15Yeah
40:17No I just
40:18I just want
40:19Oh
40:20What's wrong?
40:21Nothing
40:22I just want to talk to you
40:22Normally
40:23I don't want to do it on camera
40:23I know
40:24But
40:24I am trying to do that
40:26No but listen
40:27I love you
40:28I love you lots
40:28I know
40:29I know
40:29I'm not thinking about the cameras
40:32I think you
40:32No I'm not at all
40:33I'm telling you
40:34I love you
40:35I've said I'm in love with you
40:36I've said all these things
40:36And I love and care for you
40:38Obviously
40:38Like I think
40:39I think you know that
40:41I do know that
40:42I can't ask
40:43I mean
40:44From the minute
40:44You know that I love and care about you
40:46I think everyone can see
40:47I love and care about you
40:48I can't
40:49I don't say it
40:50You don't
40:51You don't
40:51You don't
40:52That's what I'm saying
40:52I've never had anyone who love and cares you this much
40:55Even when we weren't together
40:55You saw my back
40:56You know it's not an easy decision
40:58Like made such a fuss
40:59Around everyone
41:01Being like
41:02I'm so like
41:03Done
41:04Like done done done
41:05To the point where I laugh
41:06And people are like
41:07I don't believe you
41:08I don't believe you
41:09It is harder when you are like
41:12Faced again with an ex
41:14Like you can't
41:15Deny those emotions
41:16I guess
41:17I can understand that
41:18Yeah
41:19And I feel like it doesn't need a label
41:20But I have got one more thing
41:22I love you
41:23I love you
41:23I love you
41:24I love you so much
41:37I thought
41:38Why does it rain so much?
41:41It's really sweet
41:42I love you
41:43I just want you to know
41:44I feel like sometimes
41:45I want to shout from the roots
41:46I love you
41:47What the heck?
41:48How do you know
41:49Do you know my ring size?
41:51Should we try?
41:52God this is where
41:53God I can't believe that
41:55Like I'm actually shaking that
41:56This is
41:56I've been obsessed with this
41:57For like
41:58That's why I had to call Ruby yesterday
42:00I said
42:01What do you think
42:01About this finger?
42:03This finger?
42:03This finger?
42:03I don't even know
42:04Which finger?
42:05No no no no no
42:06I think the middle
42:06The middle
42:07The middle
42:07It fits
42:09They always say
42:11If a ring doesn't fit
42:12It's not a good sign
42:13I want to say something to you
42:32You have made me the happiest
42:34I've been in my life
42:34And I love you
42:35So so much
42:36I love you
42:37So much
42:38You know I really do
42:39I love you
42:59Thank you so much
43:03And obviously I don't know
43:04What anything like the future holds
43:06But just know that
43:07I don't know
43:07I don't know