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00:00:00Oh, bad.
00:00:30Hello?
00:00:31Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:34I mean, it's only two days away,
00:00:35and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:38So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...
00:00:42Me too.
00:00:43Um, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:46Um, I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:49Uh, I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:52You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:54What? But you can't.
00:00:56I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:00:59Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:01You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:04This is bad.
00:01:06You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:07She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:16Come on, Lexi.
00:01:18So girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:33Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:38But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:40I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital,
00:01:42we've done something new and special,
00:01:44but this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:47So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:49Mushrooms?
00:01:51No, not like that.
00:01:52Like something nice.
00:01:54Like maybe a trip.
00:01:56Like a mushroom trip?
00:01:57No.
00:01:59Sorry, Sue.
00:02:00I have a date.
00:02:02So do I.
00:02:04Sorry, Sue.
00:02:05Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:06We'll figure it out.
00:02:19Oh, flowers.
00:02:20Are these from you?
00:02:21Yeah, sure.
00:02:22Here you go.
00:02:24No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:27I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:30I guess you still make me nervous.
00:02:35Oh, Jake.
00:02:40Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:43No, Jake.
00:02:44Not yet.
00:02:45When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:47The best night of my life.
00:02:49It will be.
00:02:50I promise.
00:02:51It will always be amazing.
00:02:53With you and me.
00:02:54Together.
00:03:03Jake, no.
00:03:04I have to go.
00:03:05I have to work on my art project.
00:03:07You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:10but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:14So you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:16This Saturday?
00:03:17Of course.
00:03:21Thanks.
00:03:22Okay.
00:03:23Bye.
00:03:24Nothing.
00:03:25Nothing.
00:03:26Nothing.
00:03:27Oh, baby.
00:03:28You're so hot.
00:03:29I'm going to do you so good.
00:03:30Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:31Yeah.
00:03:32What was your name again?
00:03:33Rod.
00:03:34Sex guy.
00:03:35Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:36You're right, I bet.
00:03:40Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:03:41Oh, no.
00:03:42Does not compute.
00:03:43Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:03:44Oh, huh.
00:03:45Oh, huh.
00:03:46Hi.
00:03:47Hi.
00:03:48Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:53You're right, I bet.
00:04:00Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:04Oh, no.
00:04:05Does not compute.
00:04:06Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:12Oh, huh.
00:04:13Hi.
00:04:15When did you get home?
00:04:17So is it true?
00:04:18Yes, it is.
00:04:20It's just, it's the right time, and Jake's the right man.
00:04:24I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy,
00:04:29and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:04:31So I just think it's the right time.
00:04:34Lexi, tell her, losing our virginity
00:04:36is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:04:39On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:04:41Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even, like,
00:04:45our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:04:49Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:04:56I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:05But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:07We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:10Oh, does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?
00:05:14It's not Jake.
00:05:16It's the male ideal, like a Greek god or Sue's dad.
00:05:22Right.
00:05:23Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:05:26I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:05:27I'm not really an artist.
00:05:28Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:05:31Point is, we should all lose our virginities together
00:05:33on the same day, and I'm just not ready yet.
00:05:36I'm waiting for a sign, and then I'll know it's right.
00:05:39Look, I can go either way.
00:05:42I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:05:46I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:05:49Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:05:53But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:05:58You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:04Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:07To church to pray for you.
00:06:09Want to be first in line.
00:06:12I'm getting some sleep.
00:06:13Yeah, me too.
00:06:23Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:06:25It's been four days since my last confession.
00:06:27I accused myself of the following sins.
00:06:29Mm-hmm.
00:06:32OK, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this,
00:06:34but it's about sex.
00:06:37Mm-hmm.
00:06:40I mean, not me.
00:06:41I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:06:43Mm-hmm.
00:06:45I've never even seen a guy as...
00:06:47Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:06:50But I was dressing him up as Jesus,
00:06:52and I wanted to see his thing.
00:06:54But there was nothing there.
00:06:58OK, so it's about my friends.
00:07:00My best friends.
00:07:02They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:04OK.
00:07:06Third base.
00:07:07What?
00:07:08No.
00:07:09Like, sex.
00:07:10Like, intercourse?
00:07:12With boys, they barely even know.
00:07:14I mean, they really need us intervention,
00:07:15if you know what I mean.
00:07:17All the way.
00:07:18Go all the way.
00:07:20Woody?
00:07:21What's it?
00:07:21You're a bad, bad person.
00:07:32What?
00:07:37Yes.
00:07:38Yes.
00:07:39Run.
00:07:40Run.
00:07:40Home route.
00:07:44Damn it.
00:07:46Fuck you Yankees.
00:07:47Please.
00:07:50Sorry.
00:07:50Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:08:14What do you have a little consideration?
00:08:16I'm trying to sleep.
00:08:17Geez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:08:22I have an announcement to make.
00:08:24I want to do it.
00:08:26Do you hear me?
00:08:27I want to do it.
00:08:29This weekend.
00:08:30On our birthday.
00:08:31Do what?
00:08:33It.
00:08:34Screw.
00:08:35You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs, you know, shagging, fucking.
00:08:44You do.
00:08:45But what about all your religious stuff, and what about your sign from heaven?
00:08:50Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:08:52Really?
00:08:54Well, OK, great.
00:08:57We're all in then.
00:08:58So we'll have a big pool party, and we'll do it there.
00:09:02Right?
00:09:03Right.
00:09:06I'll start making the shopping list.
00:09:15Hey, Frank.
00:09:17Oh, hi, Sue.
00:09:19Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:09:21I don't know.
00:09:22Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:09:23Yeah, he's blind.
00:09:25Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:09:32Wait, wait, bye.
00:09:34Hey.
00:09:35Um, I was wondering, we're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:09:38It's for our birthday.
00:09:40Do you want to come?
00:09:41Do you think he can see at my shore?
00:09:42Well, my house looks done.
00:09:57Tomorrow's a big day.
00:09:59We finally turn 18.
00:10:00And finally lose our virginity.
00:10:03Well, we better get our beady sleep, because the party
00:10:05starts tomorrow at 2.
00:10:06So, OK, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake.
00:10:09And I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:10:11But, Sue, who are you going to pick to pop your chair?
00:10:15It's easy.
00:10:16I've known for the past six years, ever since catechism.
00:10:21What the fuck is a catechism?
00:10:22I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:10:24Yeah.
00:10:33My soulmate.
00:10:36Chris?
00:10:38Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:10:43I mean, what?
00:10:44No, Chris is perfect.
00:10:45He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:10:48Plus, his name's Chris.
00:10:49It's a sign.
00:10:51Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:10:56What?
00:10:57He does not.
00:10:58Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:11:00He looks just like Justin Bieber, with a little bit of Zac Efron
00:11:04and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:11:06Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:11:09Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:11:12OK, well, sweet dreams.
00:11:14See you in the morning.
00:11:22I knew it would happen someday.
00:11:23I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:11:53I would be that character.
00:11:55You're so perfect.
00:12:05You're so perfect.
00:12:08I knew that's what I look like.
00:12:38Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:13:04Tomorrow's the day.
00:13:06Oh my gosh, they're coming.
00:13:28Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!
00:13:32Ew, why?
00:13:35It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:37It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:38I'm going to sweat.
00:13:39You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:41He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:43It's stupid.
00:13:44Just screw him.
00:13:45That's what he wants.
00:13:46That's what all guys want.
00:13:47Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:49Oh, Christ.
00:13:50Can I wrap your mouth, too?
00:13:52Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy,
00:13:55not someone they can just have sex with.
00:13:57You're an idiot.
00:13:58A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:02Seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:14:06Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:11I love it.
00:14:12Um...
00:14:13You should put that down, though, because it's like...
00:14:15It's really...
00:14:16Very fragile.
00:14:17Yeah.
00:14:18Okay.
00:14:19Set it down.
00:14:20Hurry up.
00:14:21Come on.
00:14:22Those were your anal beads, right?
00:14:23Yeah.
00:14:24Yeah.
00:14:25I thought so.
00:14:26Mmm.
00:14:44Oh, is this part of the hat?
00:14:45Oh, Jesus.
00:14:46Whoa!
00:14:47Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:50Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts.
00:14:52Nice!
00:14:53Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:14:54Let's get you.
00:14:55Oh, fuck.
00:14:56Come on.
00:14:57Come on.
00:14:58Come on.
00:14:59Check, check, check, check, check, check.
00:15:02Happy birthday, Lex!
00:15:04Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:07That is lip poison to plump your lips,
00:15:10but be careful it stings.
00:15:12And the other one is...
00:15:13Edible Mystical Joy.
00:15:14Oh, how did you know?
00:15:16I mean, I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:18Come on.
00:15:23Poster, such a cutie.
00:15:26Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:28All right.
00:15:29Sorry.
00:15:30Are you okay now?
00:15:31Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:33Okay.
00:15:34See you later.
00:15:36I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:38This is crazy.
00:15:39Oh, wait.
00:15:40Jake!
00:15:41Hi!
00:15:42Hey, babe.
00:15:43Happy birthday.
00:15:44Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:48What?
00:15:49You want a beer?
00:15:53No.
00:15:57Oh, hon.
00:15:58Come here.
00:16:02I have your present here.
00:16:03I'll give it to you later.
00:16:04The time's right.
00:16:05Oh.
00:16:06You didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:09And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:16:14Hey, bro.
00:16:16We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.
00:16:18Oh, a bet.
00:16:23All right.
00:16:24This is my man right here.
00:16:25Hey.
00:16:26Hey.
00:16:27How you doing?
00:16:28Hey.
00:16:37Check it out!
00:16:39Dare me.
00:16:55Oh, dude.
00:16:56Look at those.
00:16:57Are those real?
00:16:58I don't...
00:16:59Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:00Hey!
00:17:01I do!
00:17:02Move!
00:17:03Oh, lame!
00:17:04Oh, all right.
00:17:05Okay.
00:17:06I'll see you guys later.
00:17:07Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:08By the end of the day, I will be motorboating those titties.
00:17:11Yeah!
00:17:13They're fake anyways.
00:17:14Who cares?
00:17:15Okay.
00:17:16Okay.
00:17:20Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:21I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:26Sue, no.
00:17:27It's your birthday.
00:17:28Here, let me.
00:17:29Joanna, no.
00:17:30Just go enjoy the party.
00:17:31Come on.
00:17:32Open.
00:17:33Hey.
00:17:34Do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:35I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:36Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:37I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:38It just, like, disappeared.
00:17:39Are these real?
00:17:40Of course they are.
00:17:41How come I've never met you before?
00:17:42I don't know.
00:17:43Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:17:44Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:17:45Um, I think he's around or something.
00:17:46Maybe upstairs.
00:17:47I don't know.
00:17:48Do you have a boyfriend?
00:17:49Maybe you want to go get my boyfriend?
00:17:50I don't know.
00:17:51Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:17:52Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:17:53Um, I think he's around or something.
00:17:54Maybe upstairs.
00:17:55I don't know.
00:17:56Oh.
00:17:57Oh.
00:17:58Oh.
00:17:59You got a boyfriend?
00:18:00Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:18:01That's probably where you went.
00:18:02Go roll.
00:18:03Liquid Courage?
00:18:04Yeah.
00:18:05Mm-hmm.
00:18:06Atta girl.
00:18:07Vodka Cranberry?
00:18:08Surely simple.
00:18:09Yeah.
00:18:10I don't know.
00:18:11I don't know.
00:18:12I don't know.
00:18:13I don't know.
00:18:14I don't know.
00:18:15I don't know.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:17I don't know.
00:18:18I don't know.
00:18:19Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:18:20Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:21Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:23Maybe upstairs.
00:18:24I don't know.
00:18:25Oh.
00:18:26Oh.
00:18:27Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:18:28That's probably where you went.
00:18:29Really simple.
00:18:30Well.
00:18:31I guess it's now or never.
00:18:32I gotta go meet her.
00:18:33Sue?
00:18:34Are you okay?
00:18:35Sue?
00:18:36Relax.
00:18:37They're just lies.
00:18:38Okay.
00:18:39Nothing to be scared of.
00:18:40Seriously.
00:18:41It's gonna be fine.
00:18:42Is Chris here?
00:18:43Wow.
00:18:44It's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:46No.
00:18:47He does not have gate face.
00:18:48I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:18:49I'm gonna do it.
00:18:50I'm gonna do it.
00:18:51I'm gonna do it.
00:18:52I'm gonna do it.
00:18:53I'm gonna do it.
00:18:54I'm gonna do it.
00:18:55I'm gonna do it.
00:18:56I'm gonna do it.
00:18:57I'm gonna do it.
00:18:58I'm gonna do it.
00:18:59I'm gonna do it.
00:19:04Wow.
00:19:05It's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:06No.
00:19:07He does not have gate face.
00:19:09I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:19:11I'm gonna do it.
00:19:12I'm gonna do this.
00:19:13Good luck.
00:19:14Hey.
00:19:15You can do this.
00:19:16Just act like a slut.
00:19:17Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:21Yeah, my favorite chapter is Sodom and the War.
00:19:35Chris.
00:19:36Hi.
00:19:37Can I talk to you?
00:19:38Uh-huh.
00:19:39In private?
00:19:40No.
00:19:41Hey, Lexi.
00:19:42Hey, Lexi.
00:19:43Hey, Lexi.
00:19:44Hey, Lexi.
00:19:45What?
00:19:46Chris.
00:19:47You're so sexy.
00:19:50Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just, I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:19:56And I really want to...
00:19:57Oh, what are you doing?
00:19:58Is that wrong?
00:19:59Sue!
00:20:00What's gotten into you?
00:20:01Nothing.
00:20:02I'm sorry.
00:20:03I don't know how to do this.
00:20:04Sue.
00:20:05Sue.
00:20:06Sue.
00:20:07Sue.
00:20:08Sue.
00:20:09Sue.
00:20:10Sue.
00:20:11Sue.
00:20:12Sue.
00:20:13Sue.
00:20:14Sue.
00:20:15What's gotten into you?
00:20:16Nothing.
00:20:17I'm sorry.
00:20:18I don't know how to do this.
00:20:19Sue.
00:20:20Sue.
00:20:21Sue.
00:20:22Sue.
00:20:23Sue.
00:20:24Sue.
00:20:25I understand these urges.
00:20:30And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:34Really?
00:20:35You do?
00:20:36I do.
00:20:37I really do.
00:20:38I like you too.
00:20:40Really?
00:20:41You do?
00:20:42I do.
00:20:43I really do.
00:20:44It's just...
00:20:46I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:51Right.
00:20:52Lexi said you were...
00:20:53Jesus.
00:20:54Oh.
00:20:55That man.
00:20:56Of course.
00:20:57What did you think?
00:20:59Oh, nothing.
00:21:00So we can still do this then?
00:21:03Oh, Sue.
00:21:05You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about
00:21:14him, up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed
00:21:25over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loin cloth, growing so hot, so sweaty,
00:21:35under that hot, hot sun.
00:21:36I just feel such compassion.
00:21:37I think about those things too.
00:21:38So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:39Not really.
00:21:40I just find it too hard.
00:21:41It is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us.
00:21:46So...
00:21:47So...
00:21:48We're gonna go out there, right?
00:21:49Andy, we're gonna tell you three months.
00:21:50Hey, Ty.
00:21:51Hey, Ty.
00:21:52Whoa!
00:21:53Can you see him, Jake?
00:21:54Uh, no.
00:21:55No.
00:21:56No.
00:21:57All right.
00:21:58I just find it too hard.
00:21:59I just find it too hard.
00:22:00It is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us.
00:22:04You're gonna go out there, right?
00:22:05Andy, we're gonna tell you three months.
00:22:06Jake.
00:22:07Hey, Ty.
00:22:08Whoa!
00:22:09Can you see him, Jake?
00:22:10Uh, no.
00:22:11No.
00:22:12No.
00:22:13All right.
00:22:14Okay.
00:22:15All right.
00:22:16Focus.
00:22:17Focus.
00:22:18Focus.
00:22:19Focus.
00:22:20Focus.
00:22:21Focus.
00:22:22Focus.
00:22:23Focus.
00:22:24Focus.
00:22:25Focus.
00:22:26Focus.
00:22:27Focus.
00:22:28Focus.
00:22:29Focus.
00:22:30Focus.
00:22:31Focus.
00:22:32Focus.
00:22:33Focus.
00:22:34Focus.
00:22:35Focus.
00:22:36Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:51How could he?
00:22:56Sue, what happened?
00:22:57Did you guys do it?
00:22:59Sue?
00:23:00He doesn't want me.
00:23:02Because he's gay.
00:23:03No, he's not.
00:23:04He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:06Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:08The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for
00:23:12you.
00:23:13Look.
00:23:14The only way you're gonna find out what kind of man you really want is to know what kind
00:23:18of woman you really are deep inside.
00:23:19What?
00:23:20What?
00:23:21Come with me.
00:23:22Where?
00:23:23To meet your dark side.
00:23:25Where?
00:23:26Where?
00:23:27To meet your dark side.
00:23:34Out.
00:23:35Everyone out.
00:23:36Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:23:50I really can't.
00:23:51I really don't think I can do this.
00:23:52I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:05I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:07Sue?
00:24:08Can you see it?
00:24:09Sue?
00:24:10I'm almost...
00:24:11I'm almost there.
00:24:14What?
00:24:15What?
00:24:16What?
00:24:17What?
00:24:18Sue, what happened?
00:24:19What did you see?
00:24:20A raccoon?
00:24:21What?
00:24:22You overshot it.
00:24:23Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:24Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:27What?
00:24:28What?
00:24:29Sue, what happened?
00:24:30What did you see?
00:24:31A raccoon?
00:24:32What?
00:24:33You overshot it.
00:24:34Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:36I can't.
00:24:37Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:38Okay, fine.
00:24:39Fine.
00:24:40I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:24:42What?
00:24:43You really need an orgasm.
00:24:44Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've
00:24:46never even had it with yourself.
00:24:47This really has to be your first step.
00:24:48Lex, I'm waiting.
00:24:49Coming.
00:24:50Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:24:51Just find it and use it.
00:24:52No, I'm not.
00:24:53I'm not.
00:24:54I'm not.
00:24:55I'm not.
00:24:56I'm not.
00:24:57I'm not.
00:24:58I'm not.
00:24:59I'm not.
00:25:00I'm not.
00:25:01I'm not.
00:25:02I'm not.
00:25:03I'm not.
00:25:04I'm not.
00:25:05I'm not.
00:25:06I'm not.
00:25:07I'm not.
00:25:08I'm not.
00:25:09I'm not.
00:25:10I'm not.
00:25:11You just have.
00:25:12No!
00:25:13You know how you feel?
00:25:14I'll see him on the top drawer.
00:25:15Just find it and use it.
00:25:17Wait?
00:25:18What does a black vibrator look like?
00:25:19It's black.
00:25:20It vibrates.
00:25:21Come on, Rod.
00:25:22Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:24And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:38Hey, cutie!
00:25:39Cutie!
00:25:40Oh!
00:25:43Boozeye!
00:25:45Oh, yeah!
00:25:47Bang. Bang. Bang.
00:25:52Good boy. Straighten up.
00:25:55Good boy. Good boy.
00:25:58He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:01I'm sorry. I can't see anything.
00:26:04That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:06What a bitch.
00:26:07Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:37Oh, shit.
00:26:43What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:46Nice shot.
00:26:49Direct hit.
00:26:52Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:04Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:07He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:10For sure?
00:27:11I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:16That's no excuse. He's a dirtbag. How dare he?
00:27:19No, it's awful. I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:28It's a text. It's from him. I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:32Uh, he's looking for you. He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:36Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:38Um, I have to go. I'm going.
00:27:40No, you can't just leave.
00:27:42Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:45I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:47No.
00:27:48He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:50Either way, it's bullshit. I see only one option.
00:27:55I'm leaving.
00:27:56Revenge sex.
00:27:57Re... I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:27:59It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:06Revenge sex.
00:28:07Re... I mean, what? What does that even mean?
00:28:09It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:14But he... I mean, he doesn't even care. He doesn't even care about me. I mean, why would...
00:28:18He's just into other girls.
00:28:20Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:22Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him. To his ego.
00:28:26To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:29Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:28:35No, I... I couldn't. Plus, I mean, there's... there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:41Eric! He's perfect!
00:28:43Eric Hall? Are you kidding?
00:28:45I mean, he wouldn't even be into me. He likes your type.
00:28:48Really? And what type is that?
00:28:50He's funny.
00:28:52Yeah. Trust me, he's amazing. I fooled around with him once. He has this great tongue ring.
00:28:57Oh, no. I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:29:01Okay, then. Fine. We will find someone else. Someone that I haven't... fooled around with.
00:29:07Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him? I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:16No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:18Fine. If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:23to make your boyfriend feel like a total, worthless piece of garbage,
00:29:26and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence, and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:29:31But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:34I don't know.
00:29:38But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:42I don't know.
00:29:44Trust me. It's going to work.
00:29:51I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:29:55Hi, Cheryl.
00:29:56You're not okay enough to chat, Cheryl.
00:29:58Oh, no!
00:30:05Hey.
00:30:12Happy birthday.
00:30:14Thanks.
00:30:34Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:41So...
00:30:44Happy birthday.
00:30:47Uh, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:51But it's actually from us. U.S.
00:30:54America?
00:30:57United States?
00:30:58I know where we live.
00:30:59Right.
00:31:00Of course.
00:31:05I know where we live.
00:31:06Right.
00:31:07Of course.
00:31:12Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:15Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:16Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:31:17I just...
00:31:18No.
00:31:19You're fine.
00:31:31Jake!
00:31:34So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:37Oh.
00:31:38I'm sorry.
00:31:39It?
00:31:40It.
00:31:41Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket.
00:31:45Get real nasty.
00:31:47Oh.
00:31:48Oh.
00:31:49You mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:53I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:54You know, the sooner the better.
00:31:57Yeah.
00:31:58Sure.
00:31:59I mean, well, yeah, of course.
00:32:00Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:03I mean...
00:32:05Whew.
00:32:06Uh...
00:32:08It's just...
00:32:10You're so...
00:32:13You're so beautiful.
00:32:14Okay.
00:32:15Um...
00:32:16Uh, no cuisine.
00:32:18Right.
00:32:19Um, of course.
00:32:21Sorry.
00:32:24So, um...
00:32:26Do you want to unwrap me?
00:32:29Oh, wow.
00:32:30Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:35Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:37Uh, you're fresh.
00:32:41Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:43Uh, you're fresh.
00:32:45Organic.
00:32:47Yep.
00:32:49So, the wrap.
00:32:50Right.
00:32:52Um...
00:32:54Where's the, uh...
00:32:55It's, uh, the end that I just, like, right over here.
00:32:57Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:32:58Yeah.
00:32:59That's where I see it.
00:33:00Um, let me just, uh...
00:33:02Ow, ow, ow.
00:33:03Sorry.
00:33:04Sorry.
00:33:05I, um...
00:33:06It's...
00:33:07It's okay.
00:33:08Here.
00:33:09Do it again.
00:33:10Sorry.
00:33:11I, uh...
00:33:12I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:13You know what?
00:33:14Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:16Okay.
00:33:22Uh...
00:33:23Let me just see.
00:33:25Oh, here it is.
00:33:26I got it.
00:33:27Um...
00:33:28Pull it.
00:33:29Let me just...
00:33:30Ah!
00:33:32Oh, geez.
00:33:33Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:35You okay?
00:33:36Uh...
00:33:39Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:42Oh, geez.
00:33:43Uh...
00:33:44Uh...
00:33:45Uh...
00:33:46Uh...
00:33:47Uh...
00:33:48Uh...
00:33:50Well, that was stupid.
00:33:51Uh...
00:33:52Uh...
00:33:53Uh...
00:33:54Uh...
00:33:55Uh...
00:33:56Uh...
00:33:57Uh...
00:33:58Uh...
00:33:59How you doing tonight?
00:34:00I'm good.
00:34:01You having a good time?
00:34:02Yeah?
00:34:03You good?
00:34:04Jake!
00:34:05I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:06What?
00:34:07I can't hear you!
00:34:09I didn't have a beer.
00:34:11Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:12Jake!
00:34:13Up...
00:34:14Stairs!
00:34:15Yeah!
00:34:16Hold on.
00:34:17Take a piss.
00:34:18How much beer?
00:34:32Oh!
00:34:33Ah!
00:34:34Ah!
00:34:35Ah!
00:34:36Ah!
00:34:37Ah!
00:34:38Ah!
00:34:39Ah!
00:34:40Ah!
00:34:41Ah!
00:34:46Finally!
00:34:47Ah!
00:34:48I, uh...
00:34:49Let me just get the blinds.
00:34:51Oh!
00:34:52No, no, no!
00:34:53Um...
00:34:54Don't worry about it.
00:34:55What?
00:34:56I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:00Oh.
00:35:02Well, okay.
00:35:03Okay.
00:35:16Okay.
00:35:17Mm.
00:35:18Mm.
00:35:19Okay.
00:35:20Mm.
00:35:21Mm.
00:35:22Okay.
00:35:23Okay.
00:35:24Okay.
00:35:25Okay.
00:35:26Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:27Um, don't, don't worry about it.
00:35:28What?
00:35:29I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:31Oh.
00:35:33Well, okay.
00:35:34Okay.
00:35:35Mm.
00:35:52What are you doing?
00:36:20Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:27Um, not yet.
00:36:29More foreplay.
00:36:30Huh? Oh.
00:36:37It's so good.
00:36:39Huh.
00:36:41Yep.
00:36:42Oh, my God.
00:36:44Draw, draw, draw.
00:36:46What? What?
00:36:47Ah, oh.
00:36:50Lockjaw, lockjaw.
00:36:52Is that even a thing?
00:36:54I don't know.
00:36:56Ah.
00:36:57Are you okay?
00:37:00No, no, no, no.
00:37:02It's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:04I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:37:06It's probably TMJ or fracture or swelling.
00:37:12You sure you're okay?
00:37:14Yeah, yeah.
00:37:15I'm fine.
00:37:16Okay, great.
00:37:17Have fun.
00:37:18Oh.
00:37:23Now.
00:37:24Now, let's do it now.
00:37:25No, not yet.
00:37:26Not yet.
00:37:27Let's do it.
00:37:28Nice!
00:37:29Alright, I'm gonna come.
00:37:30I'm gonna come.
00:37:31Are you ready?
00:37:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:34No, no, no, no.
00:37:35Not yet.
00:37:36Lexi!
00:37:37Lexi!
00:37:38Oh, shhh!
00:37:39Ugh!
00:37:40No, no, no, not yet.
00:37:42Lexi!
00:37:43Lexi!
00:37:44Oh, shhh!
00:37:45Ugh!
00:37:46No means no!
00:37:47Huh?
00:37:48Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:37:49I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:50It's been a really long time, and I just...
00:37:51and I just, I haven't masturbated for anything.
00:37:57Uh-oh.
00:38:00Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:03How you doing?
00:38:05How's it going? Good.
00:38:06Eric?
00:38:08Come. Eric, help me. I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:12Excuse me.
00:38:16Cheryl's in here.
00:38:22What's up, bro?
00:38:24What the fuck is...
00:38:27Hey, wait!
00:38:29Lex, man, I'm still waiting.
00:38:37Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:38:41Damn it.
00:38:42I'm gonna save somebody to know that bitch.
00:38:45Hey, you!
00:38:47You better stop making fun of the blind,
00:38:49or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:53I'm so sorry.
00:38:55I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:38:56I'm gonna find a gun.
00:38:57Ah!
00:39:02What the hell?
00:39:04Oh, man. No more water balloons.
00:39:06This party's ass.
00:39:07Yeah!
00:39:08Yeah!
00:39:09This just isn't working.
00:39:10Nothing.
00:39:11Nothing.
00:39:12It's the big deal about these vibrators anyway.
00:39:13Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:23This party's ass.
00:39:27Yeah!
00:39:31This just isn't working out.
00:39:34Nothing.
00:39:35What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?
00:39:40I care, man, a lot of sticks.
00:39:42Spark it up.
00:39:44Yes!
00:39:48Oh, man!
00:39:49I love this game!
00:39:50We're in the controllers.
00:39:51We got to play here.
00:39:52Here, here, here.
00:39:53Okay, let me find another one.
00:39:57Whoa!
00:39:59Look at this!
00:40:02Fuel, fuel, fuel!
00:40:04Get that thing away, Jesus!
00:40:10Oh.
00:40:10Hey, dude, nice shot.
00:40:15Wasn't me.
00:40:20Whoa, whoa, nice.
00:40:23Are you sitting there or something?
00:40:27Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:28Nice, nice.
00:40:29Nice.
00:40:30Nice.
00:40:30Nice.
00:40:31Nice.
00:40:32Nice.
00:40:32Nice.
00:40:33Nice.
00:40:33Nice.
00:40:34Nice.
00:40:34Nice.
00:40:35Nice.
00:40:35Nice.
00:40:36Nice.
00:40:36Nice.
00:40:37Nice.
00:40:37Nice.
00:40:38Nice.
00:40:38Nice.
00:40:39Nice.
00:40:39Nice.
00:40:41Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:53Whoa!
00:40:55You are the controller.
00:40:57No, I just, I didn't, I swear, I...
00:41:01Hey!
00:41:02Hey, Sue.
00:41:02Where you going, man?
00:41:03It's okay.
00:41:03It's okay.
00:41:04Um, hey, Sue!
00:41:04Hey!
00:41:04I don't know.
00:41:05I don't know.
00:41:06I don't know.
00:41:07I don't know.
00:41:08I don't know.
00:41:09I don't know.
00:41:10I don't know.
00:41:11Hey, Sue.
00:41:12What's going on, man?
00:41:13It's okay.
00:41:14Hey, Sue.
00:41:15Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:18Yeah, I just needed to.
00:41:21Oh.
00:41:22Oh.
00:41:23Oh.
00:41:24Oh.
00:41:25Oh.
00:41:26Oh.
00:41:27Oh.
00:41:28Oh.
00:41:29Oh.
00:41:30Oh.
00:41:31Oh.
00:41:32Oh.
00:41:33Oh.
00:41:34Oh.
00:41:35Sure.
00:41:36Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:41You were?
00:41:42You mean?
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:45So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:50Could we go get a drink?
00:41:53Wow.
00:41:54Your toilet's really clogged.
00:41:59You know what?
00:42:01I gotta go.
00:42:02Um, happy birthday.
00:42:03No, Chris.
00:42:04No, there wasn't.
00:42:05I didn't.
00:42:06God, never mind.
00:42:07This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:08Never going to have sex.
00:42:09Ow.
00:42:11Ow.
00:42:12Ow.
00:42:13Ow.
00:42:14Oh, my God.
00:42:16Ouch.
00:42:17Ow.
00:42:18winning my cats.
00:42:19Ow.
00:42:21This was the worst idea ever.
00:42:23Never going to have sex.
00:42:25Ow.
00:42:27Hello? A little attention here.
00:42:48Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:42:54Lex, don't be selfish.
00:42:56All right.
00:42:57Sorry.
00:43:09Ugh. Jeez.
00:43:12Who invented this stupid position anyway?
00:43:15Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:18Screw it.
00:43:18Let's go.
00:43:19Let's go.
00:43:22I love you.
00:43:22I love you.
00:43:24I love you.
00:43:26I love you.
00:43:28I love you.
00:43:28You're welcome.
00:43:30Come on.
00:43:34No, that was bad.
00:44:01That was so bad.
00:44:04Joanna, do you know a guy named J.J.?
00:44:17I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:22Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:28Yes, it does.
00:44:31So you're J.J.?
00:44:32Uh-oh.
00:44:33A nun?
00:44:34A nun?
00:44:35A nun?
00:44:36A nun?
00:44:37A nun?
00:44:38A nun?
00:44:39A nun?
00:44:40A nun?
00:44:41A nun?
00:44:42A nun?
00:44:43A nun?
00:44:44A nun?
00:44:45A nun?
00:44:46A nun?
00:44:47A nun?
00:44:48A nun?
00:44:49A nun?
00:44:50A nun?
00:44:51A nun?
00:44:52A nun?
00:44:53A nun?
00:44:54A nun?
00:44:55A nun?
00:44:56A nun.
00:44:57A nun?
00:44:58A nun?
00:45:01A nun?
00:45:02A nun?
00:45:03A nun?
00:45:05A nun?
00:45:06A nun?
00:45:07Oh, thank goodness.
00:45:10one nine hundred confession how may I be of service it's been one day since my
00:45:18last confession I accused myself of the following sins one day I would have
00:45:30come this morning but it's my 18th birthday go on okay well I've been
00:45:36touching myself inappropriately well actually what's her problem a washing
00:45:43machine touched her well you know I sat on a washing machine and well all right
00:45:50freak times up what but what do I do just unplug the thing no but but I think I
00:45:56might have had an orgasm well then be happy you found the perfect man I'm
00:46:02serious look honey you seem like a nice young lady so I'll tell you this
00:46:08masturbation isn't a sin no conditions you broke no covenant with God it's not in
00:46:15the Bible so the washing machine could touch me anytime morning afternoon night
00:46:22yes and other things can touch you accidental masturbation is not a sin
00:46:28neither is intentional masturbation huh God's pretty cool that way he sure is
00:46:35now run along how do you know all that because I'm a nun now eat my pussy bitch
00:46:47huh accidental masturbation who'da thunk
00:46:54revenge sex with a stupid fucking idiot god I'm getting out of here
00:47:06yeah admit it I've got no game
00:47:08fucking douche bag damn it now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do you go girl
00:47:23what what are you doing here we needed someplace private but hey listen if you're serious about
00:47:32getting laid yeah if you want someone great I mean really the best ever no offense Frank the blind
00:47:42guy really I'm telling you he's amazing I had food sex with him a few weeks ago it was like nothing I've
00:47:51ever experienced before it was like we used all our senses everything if you're interested I'll set it up all right
00:48:02what about him Jeremy yeah I know Jeremy I think I fooled around with him once I didn't know his last name
00:48:17it's Jones Jeremy Jones this all makes sense excuse me Jeremy hi who's on the phone oh that's my new girlfriend
00:48:30you'll meet her it'll be here in like an hour wait you have a girlfriend
00:48:47oh hey Frank sit oh you met you met the dog relax relax you need to relax and calm down
00:49:04oh I'm I'm relaxed I'm fine why are you biting you now I'm not
00:49:19how did you know that
00:49:23corner
00:49:26sit
00:49:30roll over
00:49:32oh you mean me
00:49:36roll over
00:49:39oh you mean me
00:49:43oh how do you
00:49:45how do you want me to
00:49:47just lay down
00:49:48oh
00:49:59oh I shouldn't even be doing this but considering it a teachable moment
00:50:04okay
00:50:06oh
00:50:09see me with your hands
00:50:13you know I should really I have a boyfriend I shouldn't be doing this really
00:50:28mmm peanut butter
00:50:41mmm peanut butter
00:50:42frank frank frank
00:50:58frank frank
00:50:58oh
00:50:59oh frank
00:51:12oh
00:51:26oh man
00:51:27oh
00:51:28oh man
00:51:28oh gimme two
00:51:28my chips
00:51:30oh boy
00:51:30oh gimme two man
00:51:32oh gimme two man
00:51:32my chips
00:51:33oh my chip
00:51:34oh gimme two
00:51:35guys why are you making such a mess
00:51:40sorry
00:51:42it's just a case of accidental masturbation
00:51:51that's all
00:51:52no let me do this go away
00:51:58I got it
00:51:59no I got it
00:51:59no really please I want to help
00:52:01okay everybody out
00:52:05leave I have to back you
00:52:08you're not even getting the chips
00:52:22they're over here
00:52:23I see some dust
00:52:26over here
00:52:27you're so
00:52:27it's just
00:52:30there's so much
00:52:31on this floor
00:52:33it's a dirty floor
00:52:35it's such a
00:52:36dirty
00:52:37dirty
00:52:39floor
00:52:39and it's
00:52:40oh
00:52:41oh
00:52:43oh
00:52:45oh
00:52:46oh
00:52:47oh
00:52:48oh
00:52:49oh
00:52:50oh
00:52:51oh
00:52:52oh
00:52:53oh
00:52:54oh
00:52:55oh
00:52:56okay
00:52:57oh
00:52:58oh
00:52:59all right
00:53:00oh
00:53:00I think I got all that
00:53:02I'm just gonna
00:53:03I'll see you
00:53:05oh
00:53:05Frankie
00:53:15oh my
00:53:17oh
00:53:17what
00:53:17what
00:53:18oh
00:53:19fucking shit
00:53:21man we gotta smoke
00:53:22oh we can smoke in here
00:53:23stop
00:53:26Frank
00:53:26Frank
00:53:26stop teasing
00:53:27Frank
00:53:27sorry man
00:53:31we're just looking for a place to finish this road
00:53:33oh I heard something
00:53:34you wanna join us
00:53:35uh
00:53:35no I might
00:53:36come on
00:53:37you gotta do it
00:53:38come on
00:53:38seriously guys
00:53:39what's your dog man
00:53:41dude
00:53:41what's like being blinded
00:53:42it's trippy
00:53:43Frank
00:53:47Frank
00:53:47Frank are we gonna do something soon
00:53:51bro you are
00:53:54too funny
00:53:56thanks man
00:53:57oh this is some good stuff
00:53:59I haven't smoked since junior high
00:54:01dude
00:54:01I haven't stopped smoking since junior high
00:54:04wait wait
00:54:05I feel like I was supposed to be doing something
00:54:07damn I really can't remember
00:54:11this is some good shit
00:54:12oh no
00:54:31you're the devil
00:54:32no more
00:54:34JJ
00:54:37Jeremy
00:54:38you have to remember that amazing time we had together don't you
00:54:42please
00:54:44Lex
00:54:45I can't
00:54:46I mean
00:54:47I got a girlfriend
00:54:48I really like this girl
00:54:49fine
00:54:50it's just so sad
00:54:52because I'm wearing this
00:54:54coupless bra
00:54:56and I also have on crotchless panties
00:54:59with just a little string of pearl in front
00:55:02for extra stimulation
00:55:04we've got like 30 minutes before she gets here
00:55:11perfect
00:55:12before she gets here
00:55:17perfect
00:55:18let's do it
00:55:29let's do it
00:55:30fuck me
00:55:31fuck me now
00:55:32what
00:55:37what's wrong
00:55:38I can't
00:55:39I can't get it in
00:55:40just try down there
00:55:42it's like desert down there
00:55:44it's sandpaper
00:55:45just
00:55:46okay I get the picture
00:55:47just try it again
00:55:49no
00:55:52why is this happening
00:55:54we fooled around before
00:55:55I was dripping wet
00:55:57I came like four times remember
00:55:58just do what you did then
00:56:00go on
00:56:01I already did my thing
00:56:02I already tried
00:56:03what
00:56:04what
00:56:05what is different this time
00:56:06I don't know
00:56:08last time
00:56:10I honestly don't even know what you're talking about
00:56:15what
00:56:15you're not JJ
00:56:18but your name is Jeremy Jones
00:56:21how can you not be JJ
00:56:22who the hell is this JJ
00:56:25where are you going
00:56:27we're not done here
00:56:28I can still do this
00:56:30I just need a little bit of work
00:56:31I can do this
00:56:32I don't need JJ
00:56:33I don't need anyone else
00:56:35we can do this
00:56:36go team
00:56:39what
00:56:42just keep going
00:56:44shit
00:56:49where's Jeremy
00:57:00we were just
00:57:03you know
00:57:03hey babe
00:57:06just working out
00:57:07how could you
00:57:12you bastard
00:57:13you might wanna
00:57:17what
00:57:18what
00:57:20Mariela
00:57:25Mariela
00:57:26you know those aren't mine
00:57:28at least not all of them
00:57:30what is wrong with you
00:57:33what is wrong with you
00:57:38you used to be so pure
00:57:40well no more
00:57:42that's it
00:57:43really
00:57:44that's the last one
00:58:00Cheryl
00:58:15what is it
00:58:20what are you doing down here
00:58:22waiting for everyone to leave
00:58:24so I can sneak out
00:58:25and get far far away from here
00:58:27what
00:58:27why
00:58:28nothing
00:58:29and just this
00:58:29blind guy
00:58:31and his dog
00:58:32and
00:58:32honey
00:58:33it's gonna be okay
00:58:35no it's not okay
00:58:37god
00:58:39and you know whose fault it is
00:58:41I'm sorry
00:58:42it's Jake's
00:58:43Jake's fault
00:58:43that blind cheating bastard
00:58:46yes
00:58:47he is such a dickwad
00:58:49you need to confront him
00:58:50yeah
00:58:51yeah I need to confront him
00:58:53I mean it's my birthday
00:58:55and where is he anyway
00:58:56like why isn't he hanging out with me
00:58:58you know you just call him here
00:58:59and give him a big piece of your mind
00:59:01yeah a big piece
00:59:02a big old chunk of my mind
00:59:04a big piece of it
00:59:05yeah
00:59:06you know you might want to
00:59:08you need to look hot
00:59:10while you break up with him
00:59:11yeah you're right
00:59:12why am I wearing a sheet
00:59:14I'm sorry
00:59:22I'm so
00:59:23I get shy around beautiful women like you
00:59:26I got no game
00:59:30it's not important
00:59:37hey um
00:59:50Eric I can't talk right now
00:59:52no no no I really need to talk to you
00:59:53really Eric I can't right now
00:59:56no no no I just wanted to say I'm sorry
00:59:59about earlier
00:59:59and I'm just embarrassed
01:00:01and I want to make it up to you
01:00:03Eric really
01:00:04I don't care
01:00:05it's fine
01:00:05no but I do
01:00:06I mean I do
01:00:08I care
01:00:09I haven't known how to tell you
01:00:12maybe because
01:00:13I don't know
01:00:14I'm a little shy
01:00:15but
01:00:16I was wondering
01:00:17or hoping
01:00:18that
01:00:19we could go out sometime
01:00:21soon
01:00:22because I'm going to be leaving for a little while
01:00:24and it would be nice to go out
01:00:26really
01:00:26Eric you're shy
01:00:28you have no game
01:00:29no not really
01:00:32yeah no I can't do this sorry
01:00:35okay
01:00:39all right
01:00:40I uh
01:00:42happy birthday then
01:00:45I'm sorry
01:00:56I was trying to kiss you
01:00:58wow
01:01:07here I come baby
01:01:19get ready for your big birthday surprise
01:01:22oh
01:01:25Eric stop
01:01:26um
01:01:26we can't do this
01:01:28oh god
01:01:28sorry
01:01:29oh no
01:01:30honey
01:01:31happy
01:01:31fuck is this
01:01:34who the hell are you dude
01:01:36okay guys
01:01:37don't
01:01:39Cheryl
01:01:41baby
01:01:42what is this
01:01:44oh gee
01:01:46Cheryl
01:01:46you're
01:01:47I've been looking for you all night
01:01:50and you've been
01:01:50oh man no wonder I couldn't find you
01:01:53you couldn't find me
01:01:54what about all those girls
01:01:56vaginas you were in
01:01:58or your penis getting sucked
01:02:00Cheryl honey
01:02:01no
01:02:02we can work this out
01:02:02baby
01:02:04I love you
01:02:05Jake no
01:02:05you have to go
01:02:06baby I'll be faithful
01:02:07from now on please
01:02:07I promise
01:02:09no Jake
01:02:09I can't do this
01:02:10I'm sorry
01:02:10Cheryl come on
01:02:12no Jake please
01:02:13just go
01:02:14I'm sorry
01:02:15you're a harmless bitch
01:02:17how can you do
01:02:18you did it
01:02:21I'm so proud of you
01:02:22you got your revenge sex
01:02:23you left him a mere shell of a man
01:02:25revenge sex
01:02:26it's really not what it sounds like at all
01:02:31right
01:02:32right
01:02:32all makes sense now
01:02:35wow I feel really stupid
01:02:38Eric I'm really I'm really sorry
01:02:41Cheryl I really liked you
01:02:44and you used me
01:02:46Eric please don't go please Eric
01:02:49aren't you happy
01:02:52well no that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like
01:02:56you mean the sex
01:02:58was it
01:02:58yeah
01:02:59no we didn't quite do it
01:03:01oh
01:03:02you know I couldn't seem to do it either
01:03:03really
01:03:04I just never found the right guy
01:03:06or guys
01:03:07anyway
01:03:09we better get downstairs
01:03:10people are starting to leave
01:03:11I wonder how Sue did
01:03:13I can't believe she dumped me man
01:03:26this is bullshit
01:03:27oh
01:03:29I'm out of here
01:03:35yeah
01:03:36he has good hair though
01:03:38no you puse on me
01:03:42and don't tease on my car either
01:03:45write set break that I might need a vacation
01:03:50take this information through your head
01:03:57oh Sue are you alright
01:03:59was it from sex?
01:04:02did you pop your cork?
01:04:03I don't think so
01:04:04I'm out with the guy anyway
01:04:06oh don't ask
01:04:07every possible object
01:04:09it's like every mechanical thing
01:04:12it was like
01:04:12transformers
01:04:14they just all became vibrators
01:04:15I told you
01:04:17it's addicting
01:04:18so what about Chris?
01:04:22well last time I saw him
01:04:23he was running away for dear life
01:04:24I told you he was gay
01:04:25well I think I'm just
01:04:27all cramp
01:04:29I think it's broken
01:04:33so wait
01:04:34none of us
01:04:36cashed an RV card
01:04:38oh Joanna
01:04:42you're so sweet
01:04:43so I was gonna go grab some food
01:04:45wanna go?
01:04:47no
01:04:47thank you
01:04:48I think I should finish up here
01:04:50did you ever find that guy
01:04:52you were looking for?
01:04:53no
01:04:53I don't know
01:04:55for some reason I just realized
01:04:57he needs to be my first
01:04:58or something
01:05:00why do you know him?
01:05:03sort of
01:05:03oh
01:05:04well hey
01:05:05if you happen to run into him
01:05:06tell him I'd like to see him again
01:05:08love him
01:05:15shut it
01:05:16you wanna do it
01:05:16I don't wanna hear it from you
01:05:17I wanna get married
01:05:18you wanna do it
01:05:19zip it
01:05:19all right
01:05:20all right
01:05:20all right
01:05:41oh
01:05:42nope
01:05:47nowhere
01:05:48Oh well, there's always next year.
01:06:18It's you.
01:06:29I've been waiting for you, J.J.
01:06:34Joanna.
01:06:48I've been waiting for you.
01:07:16And when the heat is on, you never take it away.
01:07:25Give me a robot no more.
01:07:31And when the heat is on...
01:07:34Wow.
01:07:36That's amazing.
01:07:39Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:42I guess something inspired me.
01:07:45He really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:07:48Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:07:53Whose?
01:07:54Eric's.
01:07:55Well, it's him, right?
01:07:58Oh.
01:07:59Yeah.
01:08:01I have to go see him.
01:08:07Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:11One-nine-hundred confess.
01:08:24Sister Terese?
01:08:25Yeah, hon.
01:08:26Um, there was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:28I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:31Oh, sure.
01:08:32Oh!
01:08:33It's 271.
01:08:35Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:40Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you?
01:08:44Like, take you back?
01:08:46Sure, hon.
01:08:47Why not?
01:08:48As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:51Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:53I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:08:57Something to let me know that it's all gonna be okay.
01:09:01Sister?
01:09:02Can I get up now?
01:09:04I really gotta pee.
01:09:06No!
01:09:07Hush your trap!
01:09:09Okay, honey.
01:09:10I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:09:14I will.
01:09:15Thanks.
01:09:19Sister?
01:09:20Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep!
01:09:22Fucker!
01:09:39Eric, wait.
01:09:43Cheryl?
01:09:46Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:51I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.
01:09:57I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:00The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:03Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:08And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:11I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these-
01:10:14Eric!
01:10:15Okay.
01:10:17Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:19Oh.
01:10:20Wow.
01:10:21Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:23Tina?
01:10:24Cheryl?
01:10:26Hi!
01:10:27Nice to meet you.
01:10:28Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days, when I get back?
01:10:36Yeah.
01:10:37Sure.
01:10:43Oh.
01:10:45Sorry.
01:10:46No kissing.
01:10:47Kissing.
01:10:48Oh.
01:10:49Mmm.
01:10:50Mmm.
01:11:04Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:09I, I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:12Wait, what?
01:11:13I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:16She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:23She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:26I wonder who it was.
01:11:43At least this birthday's over.
01:12:00Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:03I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign?
01:12:07That's nothing.
01:12:08Oh.
01:12:09Oh, my God.
01:12:10I'm just gonna hate them.
01:12:11I'm just gonna go and I'm just gonna go and have a cut until I'm on the floor.
01:12:13I'm just gonna go.
01:12:14And that's another way.
01:12:15My friend, we're not gonna need to go and keep them all.
01:12:17Oh, my God.
01:12:18Oh, my God.
01:12:19We've been close to the end of the night.
01:12:20We've been close to the night.
01:12:21Oh, my God.
01:12:22It was just a Knowledge Zone.
01:12:24What?
01:12:26It was a force to do that.
01:12:28Oh, my God.
01:12:30Oh.
01:12:31I swear.
01:12:32Oh, my God.
01:12:33Oh, my God.
01:12:34Oh, my God.
01:12:35Oh, my God.
01:12:36Oh, my God.
01:12:37Excuse me, excuse me.
01:12:39Do you know where the church is?
01:12:41It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:43Yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:12:45Or used to go to.
01:12:47It's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:52You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:12:55Oh, well, I don't know.
01:13:04Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:07Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:12Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:16I don't think so, but thanks.
01:13:19What's your name?
01:13:20Sue. What's yours?
01:13:22Jesus.
01:13:24Really?
01:13:25Si.
01:13:28Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:37I'm like a dud.
01:13:41You, I believe.
01:13:42Through power.
01:13:43I'm really sure.
01:13:44You've come.
01:13:46tzcer, you've come.
01:13:47Yeah,
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