A Deal With The Hockey Captain - Full Movie
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00:00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:19I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo, my crush since childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:48Always believe that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:52You just got pucked, Dora?
00:01:04But back then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:11It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:22Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
00:01:26I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:37Get with Leo, lose my big card.
00:01:44You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:48Idiot.
00:01:49Could die of Bridget.
00:01:51No.
00:01:52If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
00:01:56Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:01Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:17Dora.
00:02:17Can it wait?
00:02:21I'm just a little busy.
00:02:24Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:27I think we would make a great team.
00:02:29I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:34Oh my god.
00:02:43What did she just say?
00:02:44She's a virgin.
00:02:45L-M-A-O.
00:02:50Oh sweet.
00:02:52Pleading little virgin.
00:02:54Oh, don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:56What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:03:0550.
00:03:06Hey.
00:03:08I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:03:10It's funny.
00:03:11Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:15I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:20Wait.
00:03:21I totally can.
00:03:24But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:30Don't have a mustache.
00:03:34I'll just...
00:03:35I'll leave you guys.
00:03:37Go.
00:03:37In this...
00:03:38It's interesting.
00:03:41I'm going to have a choice for...
00:03:47They can be appealing, or they can be you.
00:03:53I like this cardigan.
00:03:56So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:04:02Leo's hot.
00:04:03You're not.
00:04:05Leo's rich, poor.
00:04:07We're in, you're out.
00:04:08Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:11Me, dude.
00:04:14Know your place, nerd.
00:04:16In the library, looking your nose with the other mountains.
00:04:26Now, you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:30What the hell?
00:04:47I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
00:04:49Tom, just pop.
00:04:55Oh, come on.
00:05:21It's not that bad.
00:05:22I just told Leo that I was in love with them, but Mindy was there, so now the whole
00:05:26school's gonna know that I'm a virgin.
00:05:29Are you in there trying to slip on some guy in the shower?
00:05:32Come on, I know you're in there, virgin.
00:05:35I can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner.
00:05:42Oh, Troy.
00:05:51No virgins here.
00:05:53You already knew that, right?
00:05:55Goodbye, ex-boyfriend.
00:05:59Whoa!
00:06:00Not so fast.
00:06:01Worthy ignorer.
00:06:02I saved you.
00:06:03Now you owe me.
00:06:04Big time.
00:06:05Big time.
00:06:06No way.
00:06:07Guys like you only want one thing.
00:06:08Such a mess.
00:06:09Help passing them out.
00:06:10Listen, I've got a really weird text situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
00:06:13but it's gotta be kept real secret.
00:06:18Whoa!
00:06:19Not so fast.
00:06:20Worthy ignorer.
00:06:21I saved you.
00:06:22Now you owe me.
00:06:23Big time.
00:06:24Big time.
00:06:25No way.
00:06:26Guys like you only want one thing.
00:06:27Such a mess.
00:06:28No way.
00:06:29Listen, I've got a really weird text situation, and I know you're good with that kind of stuff,
00:06:33but it's gotta be kept real secret.
00:06:34If you got a virus from a porn site, that's your own problem.
00:06:37No.
00:06:38No.
00:06:39Some stranger's putting money into my account, and I'm worried they're setting me up to make
00:06:42it look like I'm throwing games.
00:06:43Match fixing?
00:06:45That also sounds super dodgy.
00:06:48I'm not touching it.
00:06:49Wait.
00:06:50What if we did a deal?
00:06:53You help me, and I help you get Leo.
00:06:57And boom!
00:06:58Swing it for fifth base in no time.
00:07:00It's a sexual reference.
00:07:01For you.
00:07:02Who wants to have sex with Leo?
00:07:03It's not just sex.
00:07:04I love Leo.
00:07:05I've been waiting for him.
00:07:06So do we have a deal?
00:07:07Okay.
00:07:08But I need to clear something up.
00:07:09Fifth base?
00:07:10I thought it was fourth.
00:07:11You got some work to do.
00:07:12You think I'm a joke?
00:07:13No.
00:07:14No.
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00:07:26You think I'm a joke?
00:07:28It's called teasing yourself.
00:07:30If you want, Leo, I don't-
00:07:32I guess so you teach me how to flirt and, you know, do things?
00:07:38Do things.
00:07:42You want me to teach you how to kiss, Stella?
00:07:54I just want to know what they will expect.
00:07:58I'm not super familiar with this stuff.
00:08:04Alright.
00:08:06Maybe we should tackle it in order.
00:08:08List it for me.
00:08:10Flirting fashion technique.
00:08:12Okay, so you spent some time thinking about this.
00:08:14Alright.
00:08:16Flirting skills first, and then boom.
00:08:18Hit the base.
00:08:20Sounds good. Just don't forget about fashion.
00:08:22And we need a deadline.
00:08:24How about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team?
00:08:26You can make your baby move there.
00:08:28It's only two weeks away.
00:08:30Calm down. You're not that hopeless.
00:08:32We can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics.
00:08:34Alright, sounds good.
00:08:38My whole life's gonna change.
00:08:40Go team.
00:08:42Oh, sorry.
00:08:44Gotcha.
00:08:46Go team.
00:08:52Dora! Just the person I wanted to see.
00:08:54Oh, shit.
00:08:56I wanted to say that I'm sorry about yesterday.
00:08:58You did?
00:09:00Yeah.
00:09:02I was just feeling really insecure because...
00:09:04I really like Leo.
00:09:08I shouldn't have reacted that way.
00:09:10Yeah.
00:09:12Okay.
00:09:13Thanks.
00:09:14Did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:09:16You should totally come.
00:09:18All of us lost RV cards at cake parties, didn't we girls?
00:09:22Totally.
00:09:24Totally.
00:09:44What the hell, Dora? Do you even live here?
00:09:46So friggin' neat.
00:09:48What are you doing?
00:09:50Checkin' to see if your underwear's color-coded.
00:09:54You're probably a mass solution of the week on it.
00:10:00My underwear is none of your business.
00:10:02I mean, it kinda is.
00:10:06If you want my help landing Leo.
00:10:08Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:10Can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:30She's pretty, Dory.
00:10:32You have such incredible eyes, Dora.
00:10:36I never noticed how beautiful they are before.
00:10:48They're just eyes.
00:10:50I have two of them, like everyone else.
00:10:52Come on, Dora.
00:10:54I was flirting with you.
00:10:56This is why I need help.
00:11:00Why couldn't I see what you were doing?
00:11:02Just be open to signals.
00:11:04Don't be Dora the Ignorer.
00:11:06Can I bore you?
00:11:08Why would you care?
00:11:10Because you have such beautiful eyes.
00:11:12You're flirting again?
00:11:14Yeah.
00:11:16You're supposed to say something flirty back.
00:11:18Something flirty back.
00:11:19Something flirty back.
00:11:20I know.
00:11:21I will practice on Leo at the party tonight.
00:11:22What you think?
00:11:23No.
00:11:24Why not?
00:11:25Why not?
00:11:26But just remember you still got your training wheels on.
00:11:27Don't expect miracles.
00:11:28We'll need to have another flirting lesson.
00:11:29Okay.
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00:12:16Oh my god, there's Leo.
00:12:20You're worth a million of him, but you have no idea.
00:12:24Yeah, good luck.
00:12:28Oh my god.
00:12:30Oh my god.
00:12:35Hey.
00:12:41Hey.
00:12:42I thought you were staring at me from over there.
00:12:45Was I?
00:12:46I'm sorry if I was weird yesterday.
00:12:51You don't gotta say it.
00:12:53I mean, he's a bitch.
00:12:55And you're awesome.
00:12:56I am.
00:12:58I am.
00:13:07Hey.
00:13:08Hey.
00:13:10Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt.
00:13:12School.
00:13:14Cool.
00:13:14I'm sorry if I was being weird yesterday.
00:13:20You don't gotta say it's cool.
00:13:23Okay.
00:13:28Yes, she does.
00:13:29Doesn't she, gross?
00:13:31Whatever it is.
00:13:33And I think it is her vagina.
00:13:37It's like a vagina.
00:13:38We're drier.
00:13:39We call it a Dora.
00:13:46What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:13:51We're doing nothing.
00:13:53She needs you.
00:13:55Because you're nothing.
00:13:57Oh, I thought you were talking about how much lube you need.
00:14:02She buys an Inventi-sized tube.
00:14:04How cute.
00:14:06But with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
00:14:08Don't you dare laugh.
00:14:17What's about me all of a sudden?
00:14:18What do you see in her?
00:14:29Dora the borer?
00:14:31Does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:14:33She's great.
00:14:39It's as simple as that, maybe.
00:14:42Do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:14:49Why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:14:54I think it's kind of sweet.
00:14:54This is just the start, you sexless ironing board.
00:15:06Get ready for the plan I have.
00:15:08Specifically for you.
00:15:10In five minutes.
00:15:23Come on.
00:15:23I'll tell you something about it.
00:15:30Wait here.
00:15:31I'll grab him some drinks and some snacks.
00:15:41Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:15:44I think we'd make a great team.
00:15:45I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:15:50I want you to be the one to take my virginity.
00:15:55Could you be any more desperate?
00:15:59I don't know. Can you go up?
00:16:03Ready? Okay. Take my virginity!
00:16:07Take my virginity! Take my virginity!
00:16:11Take my virginity!
00:16:25Please, stop me.
00:16:35Please let me go.
00:16:55Hey, where are you?
00:17:05Hopefully it doesn't see me like this.
00:17:11Aw, honey, you wanna go?
00:17:15You can go.
00:17:17We just wanna hear you say it.
00:17:19One more time.
00:17:21Say, take my virginity.
00:17:23Say it!
00:17:25Say it!
00:17:27Say it!
00:17:29Say it!
00:17:31Say it!
00:17:33Say it!
00:17:35That's enough!
00:17:39That's enough!
00:17:49And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:17:51I don't care what anyone says.
00:17:55When someone starts shit with me,
00:17:57I always finish it.
00:17:59You're wrong.
00:18:01I'll finish it.
00:18:03I'll get you to jail.
00:18:05I'll get you to jail.
00:18:07Sorry.
00:18:09I thought you should be a crier.
00:18:11You can't let me get to you.
00:18:15Okay, you need to fight back.
00:18:17Like with a shark.
00:18:18You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:18:19Why do you care if she believes me?
00:18:21Why do you care if she believes me?
00:18:23You remind me of my little sister.
00:18:25You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:18:27Why do you care if she believes me?
00:18:29You remind me of my little sister.
00:18:31Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:18:33I mean, she's eight.
00:18:35I really hope so.
00:18:37They remind you of an eight-year-old?
00:18:39Is she a pitiful virgin loser too?
00:18:41I mean, she's eight.
00:18:43I really hope so.
00:18:44They remind you of an eight-year-old?
00:18:45No.
00:18:46No.
00:18:47Stop crying.
00:18:48It's all gonna be okay.
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00:19:14It's easy for you to say.
00:19:15Captain of the hockey team.
00:19:19Everyone loves you.
00:19:20And I'm just...
00:19:24Dora.
00:19:29I happen to think you're pretty great.
00:19:33And that should count for something, since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:19:43I thought you just said that at the party to mess with Mindy.
00:19:50Who said it?
00:19:53Because I meant her.
00:20:00Because I meant her.
00:20:04The worst part is, I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:20:13You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you, no matter what you do.
00:20:16I just have to change the way that he sees me.
00:20:19I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
00:20:27Okay.
00:20:29We'll make it happen, if that's what you really want.
00:20:36Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:20:38Now?
00:20:40It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:20:43Let's pretend like we're on a date.
00:20:53Right?
00:20:55She'll be seven point or so.
00:20:59Okay.
00:21:00So, flirting.
00:21:03You want to make lots of eye contact.
00:21:06And if you can, touch them.
00:21:13Your arm.
00:21:19Your hand.
00:21:20That I had inside my mind.
00:21:24Yeah, it felt so good.
00:21:27Walking next to you.
00:21:29You said you liked me too.
00:21:31Sometimes I hurt.
00:21:33I don't see how that would affect you.
00:21:34I know this is fake, but it feels real.
00:21:35And you should laugh at Leo's jokes, if he makes any.
00:21:45Which you probably won't.
00:21:46And then you should find something special about him.
00:21:50To compliment him.
00:21:51If you could think of anything.
00:21:52If you could think of anything.
00:21:53If you could think of anything.
00:22:00I love the teacher.
00:22:01I love the teacher.
00:22:05Am I?
00:22:06I love the teacher.
00:22:07I love the teacher.
00:22:12Just before we get closer.
00:22:23Oh God.
00:22:24That shit actually works!
00:22:27What?
00:22:28Congratulations, you just passed Flirting 101.
00:22:37You're better at this than you thought.
00:22:38I know.
00:22:39Wait, who knew I had it in me?
00:22:42Just curious.
00:22:43Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:22:46Well, you told me to find something special about the person I was flirting with.
00:22:51And you went with, I smell nice?
00:22:55What's wrong with that?
00:22:58How do you want to smell?
00:22:59A pair of sweaty old socks?
00:23:02Hockey players are tough, okay?
00:23:03We don't smell nice.
00:23:06Hey.
00:23:08Relax.
00:23:09You are still a beast on the ice.
00:23:13I won't let your secret get out.
00:23:17Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:23:20I like it.
00:23:22Thanks.
00:23:24Did you happen to make a list of everyone who has access to your bank account?
00:23:28Yeah.
00:23:28Can I ask?
00:23:29Yeah, it's right in some way.
00:23:30Tora's helping Troy track the money?
00:23:51If she works out, I sent it.
00:23:52They'll know I'm setting up Troy to look like a match fixer.
00:23:55She's gonna fuck everything up!
00:24:00I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora.
00:24:09What's up with you and Dora?
00:24:12What's it to you?
00:24:14She's an old friend.
00:24:15Just making sure you don't take advantage of her.
00:24:17Yeah?
00:24:19Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me.
00:24:22Dora.
00:24:23Hardly.
00:24:24She's like our team mascot.
00:24:27Perfect.
00:24:28Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating her.
00:24:40I wonder if Troy will like this.
00:24:44I don't care what Troy thinks.
00:24:45This is about Leo, stupid.
00:24:47Going somewhere geek girl?
00:24:48I've got a date with Troy.
00:24:49Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:25:05Where are you going?
00:25:06The library?
00:25:07I obviously did something to offend you.
00:25:08Everything about you offends me geek.
00:25:09The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic
00:25:10little slave.
00:25:11I mean...
00:25:12Do you have any self respect?
00:25:13Here I go.
00:25:14Well, not until I help you out a little.
00:25:15I mean...
00:25:16Do you have any self respect?
00:25:18Here I go.
00:25:19Well, not until I help you out a little.
00:25:20I mean...
00:25:21If you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong.
00:25:23And these have definitely gotta go.
00:25:24And this part again?
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00:25:53So gross.
00:25:55Stop!
00:25:57And you gotta bait the hook with something.
00:26:10You gotta fight back.
00:26:11Like with a shark.
00:26:12You gotta punch her in the nose.
00:26:23Sorry, I'm late.
00:26:36Yeah, you should be.
00:26:37It's not really good for my reputation to be seen waiting for a girl.
00:26:41I know.
00:26:42Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy.
00:26:48It's the one.
00:26:55But my one tear.
00:26:59Two tears.
00:27:05I'll just stick to boys then.
00:27:14I don't know if I'm crazy little bitch, but that's her.
00:27:17Oh, Chris.
00:27:18You're not a song.
00:27:19Are you Dora Miller?
00:27:21Dora Miller, you're under arrest for aggravating assault.
00:27:28Whoa, whoa.
00:27:29Hang on a second.
00:27:30Can we just talk about this?
00:27:32This young lady reported an assault and it needs to be investigated.
00:27:35She's the one who assaulted me.
00:27:37Wait, they opened my shirt to pictures.
00:27:42I've seen you at the ring, yeah?
00:27:44Yeah.
00:27:44I don't miss a game.
00:27:45You guys are crushing it this year.
00:27:46Oh, thanks.
00:27:47Yeah, but you see Dora here, she's the team's assistant.
00:27:50She's one of the main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice.
00:27:52Yeah?
00:27:53No.
00:27:54This is bullshit.
00:27:55This is not happening.
00:27:57Oh, really?
00:27:58Why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her underwear.
00:28:06That's what I thought.
00:28:08Sorry for this misunderstanding.
00:28:09Nice to meet you.
00:28:14Nice to meet you, chick.
00:28:15See you at the next game?
00:28:16You will, though, team.
00:28:24Lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me.
00:28:27Got it?
00:28:28I can't believe you're recognizing him from the ring.
00:28:43No, I've never seen him before in my life.
00:28:45That was bullshit.
00:28:46It worked, didn't it?
00:28:49Unbelievable.
00:28:50You know what's unbelievable?
00:28:51Is you punching Mindy in the face?
00:28:54I mean, you weren't supposed to take my advice literally.
00:28:56I don't know what happened, okay?
00:28:57Just one moment she was monstering me and then the next, my fist was just in her face.
00:29:02Yeah, I wish I would have been there, slugger.
00:29:25I'm calling the cops.
00:29:27Or you can stay with me tonight.
00:29:32I'll change my sheets.
00:29:38You can sleep in my bed tonight.
00:29:41I'll take the floor.
00:29:49I had no idea Troy was such a good person.
00:29:52He feels so good.
00:29:53Oh, no!
00:29:54Am I hot for Troy?
00:30:02Do you have something I could change into?
00:30:06Yeah, of course.
00:30:11Thanks.
00:30:11I'm so sorry I did not realize.
00:30:27Relax, daughter.
00:30:29You've seen worse in the locker rooms after I've forgiven you.
00:30:31Yeah, but that's...
00:30:33That's different.
00:30:35You can look now.
00:30:37You're still shirtless.
00:30:39That's how I sleep.
00:30:41But if you think you won't be able to control yourself...
00:30:44Dream on.
00:30:50I'm so happy.
00:30:52Good.
00:30:53Right.
00:30:54You can share the bed if you want.
00:31:24I trust you.
00:31:31A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:31:33You just ruined my reputation.
00:31:35You're a joke.
00:31:37You're going to ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:31:42Are you sure?
00:31:44We can fit a pillow in between us.
00:31:48We might need a thicker job.
00:31:50We might need you, baby.
00:31:53We're going to do whether or not we're going to live in between us.
00:32:00What happened to the pillow?
00:32:21Someone threw it on the floor.
00:32:23It wasn't me.
00:32:25Why would I do that?
00:32:27I don't know.
00:32:29Maybe because you want me to do this?
00:32:30Maybe I can't miss you all over.
00:32:37Take my heart, let go for your hand.
00:32:42I've spent all my days just trying to find a way.
00:32:51You know, Leah's the one I want.
00:32:58You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:33:03I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:33:05Right.
00:33:05Yeah.
00:33:06Sorry for freaking out.
00:33:09I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion since the dance is torn.
00:33:16Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
00:33:19Yeah.
00:33:20Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:33:23Okay.
00:33:25Okay.
00:33:26I have an American history exam I gotta get to, so I'm gonna...
00:33:30Hey, what's up?
00:33:37What's up, dude?
00:33:39What's up?
00:33:41Here's the door to punch Bindi.
00:33:42It's an hinged man.
00:33:43Trust me, dude.
00:33:46Bindi deserved it.
00:33:48You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
00:33:53Why are you so down on Dora?
00:33:55Isn't she your friend?
00:33:56Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up, and you need to
00:34:01be more focused.
00:34:02I'm focused.
00:34:03Okay, don't worry about me.
00:34:05Doesn't look it.
00:34:06When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming, you're running
00:34:09around with Dora all the time.
00:34:15Leo!
00:34:16Hey!
00:34:19I gotta watch this.
00:34:20Get it back to you.
00:34:24Many trash doors were in such a state here last night.
00:34:28Wow!
00:34:30Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:36Stop it, stop!
00:34:47Troy is just a friend.
00:34:51It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:34:53I'm just looking out for you.
00:34:54Troy's the biggest player on campus.
00:34:56You're a virgin.
00:34:58I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:35:00Thanks, man.
00:35:01There's a scene happening between us.
00:35:08Don't say it more, do you?
00:35:10Thanks, buddy.
00:35:11Great chat.
00:35:13Go, team.
00:35:22Excuse me.
00:35:26The boss wants an update.
00:35:31Hey, Big Mike.
00:35:33How's it hanging?
00:35:36Right.
00:35:37Nothing.
00:35:38So, everything's set to where we lose the big match.
00:35:41He's got...
00:35:42Troy's trying to figure where the money's coming from.
00:35:47Then you'd better make sure that's not happening.
00:35:50Hey, just about to call you.
00:36:01So, I tracked the money to an offshore account, and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:36:04You got a name yet?
00:36:05Not yet.
00:36:07But I will.
00:36:08How'd your exam go?
00:36:11Aced it, as usual.
00:36:13Nerd.
00:36:15That's good.
00:36:16Now you can focus on this.
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:20Bernardo and Lydia.
00:36:23My cousins.
00:36:24They're gonna do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:36:30Hi.
00:36:31You ready for this?
00:36:33I think so.
00:36:35She's ready.
00:36:37Then buckle up, girl.
00:36:38We're about to rock your world.
00:36:39I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here, but the car will pick you up at six.
00:36:50Be ready.
00:36:52You got me a car?
00:36:53Gotta make an entrance.
00:36:57Fun.
00:37:01I'm in the laundry house.
00:37:02This is my favorite part.
00:37:05Oh, no.
00:37:08Burn.
00:37:09Trash.
00:37:10Honey, is this from middle school?
00:37:11I think that's it.
00:37:13We're not gonna do that again.
00:37:14The 2014 Gap sweater.
00:37:16Going.
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:23Cinderella's ready for the ball.
00:37:25I did it again.
00:37:26We did it.
00:37:27Oh, we.
00:37:28We did it.
00:37:29We did it.
00:37:30We did it.
00:37:31We did it.
00:37:32What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:41What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:44Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:37:51Damn.
00:37:52With that hot body.
00:37:58Oh, my God.
00:38:00Is that virgin Dora?
00:38:01I got this for you.
00:38:18Hey.
00:38:20So, don't think I look to try hard?
00:38:24You look beautiful.
00:38:28What about Leo's thinking?
00:38:30Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is thinking.
00:38:33Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:38:35Could this get any sadder?
00:38:44I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:48She looks amazing.
00:38:53That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:38:57May I have this dance?
00:38:58Sorry in advance for your feet.
00:39:00I can handle it.
00:39:02I can handle it.
00:39:03Follow my lead.
00:39:04You got you.
00:39:09He is so strong.
00:39:10I feel so safe in his arms.
00:39:12And he really does smell good.
00:39:14What am I doing?
00:39:15I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:39:16I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:17You can't seriously want that.
00:39:18You put that lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
00:39:23Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:39:25Shut up, Mindy!
00:39:34He can't seriously want that.
00:39:36You put that lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
00:39:40Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:39:42Shut up, Mindy.
00:39:47Can I cut her?
00:39:49Yeah!
00:39:55Don't be a dick.
00:39:59You're hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:40:02It's just me.
00:40:04With all the makeup and hairspray, it's still the same old Dora.
00:40:08Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time. I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:40:13I didn't realize you liked to live in that with me.
00:40:15Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much, it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:40:20No?
00:40:21Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:40:27Yeah. Just go grab a burger or something?
00:40:30No.
00:40:32Like a proper dinner.
00:40:34Like a date.
00:40:38He's never gonna appreciate her the way I do.
00:40:41This is fucking killing me.
00:40:43I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:40:46Leo is a little.
00:40:47Leo just asked a nerd on a date.
00:40:52How do you know?
00:40:54I can read lips.
00:40:58I'd love to come on a date with you.
00:41:00Wear something sexy because we're going fancy.
00:41:03Cool. Yeah, I'll try.
00:41:04Maybe she's got Leo and Troy after her.
00:41:08What is this, opposite stay?
00:41:10What is going on?
00:41:12You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:41:13Heaps hotter than Dora.
00:41:15Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:41:21These could work.
00:41:22All you need is 10 seconds.
00:41:30Perfect.
00:41:32And I won't ask you why you're carrying lots of beds around.
00:41:41I'm gonna use the restroom.
00:41:43Cool.
00:41:4410 seconds after drinking this spiked drink.
00:41:53Dora the Boar is getting where she's messed with the wrong.
00:41:59Dora! Hi!
00:42:01Have you tried this drink? It's so good.
00:42:04That's okay, Mindy.
00:42:06Good.
00:42:08Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:42:10Do you want to be my friend?
00:42:11Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:42:37How'd you know I was thirsty?
00:42:38Thanks, Mindy.
00:42:39Actually, the drink is for me.
00:42:43I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:48Cheers.
00:43:00Everyone!
00:43:02Can I have your attention over here, please?
00:43:04Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once in a lifetime spectacle.
00:43:09Dora the Boar is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:43:13Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:43:16Well...
00:43:17Six.
00:43:18Five.
00:43:19Four.
00:43:20Six.
00:43:21Five.
00:43:22Five.
00:43:23Five.
00:43:24Five.
00:43:25Five.
00:43:26Five.
00:43:27Five.
00:43:28Five.
00:43:29Five.
00:43:30Five.
00:43:31Five.
00:43:32Five.
00:43:33Five.
00:43:34Five.
00:43:35Five.
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00:43:37Five.
00:43:38Five.
00:43:39Five.
00:43:40Five.
00:43:41Five.
00:43:42Five.
00:43:43Five.
00:43:44Five.
00:43:45Five.
00:43:46Five.
00:43:47Five.
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00:43:49Five.
00:43:50Five.
00:43:51Five.
00:43:52Five.
00:43:53Five.
00:43:54Five.
00:43:55Five.
00:43:56Five.
00:43:57Five.
00:43:58Five.
00:43:59Five.
00:44:00Five.
00:44:01Five.
00:44:02What if I kept falling?
00:44:07That's right.
00:44:09Shut up.
00:44:12Put that down.
00:44:13Stop filming me.
00:44:17Thank you for saving me.
00:44:24How do you know she's going to do that?
00:44:26I was watching her.
00:44:28I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:32How do things go with Leo?
00:44:35Great.
00:44:36We're going on a date.
00:44:38It's all thanks to you.
00:44:47Thanks, guys.
00:44:48I appreciate you.
00:44:49I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:44:56And that Dora.
00:44:58She knows how to party.
00:44:59Yeah, bullshit.
00:45:00And don't send her any dick pics.
00:45:02Too late.
00:45:03But hey, she sent her first.
00:45:06Look, I know you got a crush on her, but I saw her first, right?
00:45:10Dude, she's not a piece of property.
00:45:14She's a good person.
00:45:17Yeah, she's special.
00:45:19Yeah.
00:45:20So don't jerk her around.
00:45:22Look, dude.
00:45:23Don't tell me how to live my life, all right?
00:45:25Head's in the game.
00:45:25This is it.
00:45:27Talent scouts.
00:45:28Contracts.
00:45:29Big money.
00:45:30Big future.
00:45:31I got to go.
00:45:43Mr. Constantine.
00:45:45You said you fixed this by today.
00:45:47Hey, I, I am.
00:45:52I'm fixing it.
00:45:52You can't even be seen here.
00:45:56Hey, what the fuck?
00:45:57Relax.
00:46:00You'll still be able to play.
00:46:01Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:46:16And after that, game over.
00:46:18Hey, right on time.
00:46:33So, should I go for more of a smoky eye or like a peach blossom?
00:46:39I know.
00:46:39Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:46:41What?
00:46:43Just joking.
00:46:44No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics.
00:46:48Portion of your secret sex manual.
00:46:55For your big date with him.
00:46:57I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:47:00Dora, you're the expert.
00:47:02You tell me.
00:47:03Just wing it, Dora.
00:47:04Okay, everybody just wings it.
00:47:06What's wrong with you?
00:47:08Wait, I've got a buddy who's going to hack the bank for you.
00:47:10All right, so come on.
00:47:11Pay up.
00:47:12Wait, really?
00:47:13When am I going to know who's dumping all the money on me?
00:47:16Soon.
00:47:16If you keep your promises.
00:47:19All right, okay, fine.
00:47:21What do you need to know?
00:47:22Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:47:24Well, which underwear?
00:47:28Black or what?
00:47:31The black ones are a little bit see-through, see?
00:47:32Yeah, I can see.
00:47:33You don't need to hand them to me.
00:47:34And you're handing them to me.
00:47:36Oh, shit, I'm getting harder.
00:47:37Dude, not in front of her.
00:47:39Fuck.
00:47:40Um, yeah, these feel too soft.
00:47:43You might not want to take them off.
00:47:45So, the other ones?
00:47:46Yeah.
00:47:47Okay.
00:47:50Up until this point, my life has been a sex-negative kiss-negative, too.
00:47:55Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:47:58So, could you show me?
00:48:09All right.
00:48:12You asked for it.
00:48:13If I wanted to kiss you, the first thing I'd do is get you close.
00:48:22Maybe offer you my jacket.
00:48:27And then use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:48:32And then look into your eyes.
00:48:35And then tilt your chin up.
00:48:36That way you'd be ready for my kiss.
00:49:04The timbers.
00:49:06Gross.
00:49:08I don't know.
00:49:10Take care.
00:49:32Why'd you stop?
00:49:34Is it being weird?
00:49:36No.
00:49:45Did I do something wrong?
00:49:48Please, tell me.
00:49:51Because you love Leo.
00:49:52Not me.
00:49:53You're cool.
00:49:59Okay, there's nothing else I can really tell you.
00:50:02That's like the launch pad right there.
00:50:03I feel like you're going to ghost me for being weird.
00:50:10Sorry.
00:50:11I know that it sounds meaty.
00:50:14I just feel exposed.
00:50:16You feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care.
00:50:25Everyone else is a player.
00:50:26They're the ones who are shit.
00:50:27Not you.
00:50:28I'm sorry.
00:50:29I'm sorry.
00:50:29I'm sorry.
00:50:29I got stuff to do.
00:50:35Tell me.
00:50:35Why him?
00:50:36Why Leo?
00:50:37I thought you were friends.
00:50:38I thought you were friends.
00:50:40Yeah, we're good on the ice together, but he's only ever treated you like a gopher.
00:50:45I mean, growing up, he was just letting me get married.
00:50:51His mom left him and his brothers.
00:50:55I just kind of wanted to save him.
00:50:58So, I guess that kind of mixed in with crushing on him for ten years.
00:51:04So, you know him better than I do, right?
00:51:07And you're just going to hand him your V-card.
00:51:08You're just going to imagine my future.
00:51:16Why?
00:51:17What did you listen to?
00:51:18Some good-looking bitchy girl like Mindy?
00:51:20Yeah.
00:51:20Hot bitchy chicks.
00:51:22Okay, but at least I knew where I was heading with them.
00:51:24Okay, I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead.
00:51:28What?
00:51:30Hey, you don't get to judge me.
00:51:38Hey, Troy.
00:51:47Is this okay?
00:51:51Why?
00:51:52I invite Floyd up his phone.
00:51:55He doesn't care what I look like.
00:51:57This is all for Leo.
00:52:02Seriously, who cares?
00:52:03She'll work it out.
00:52:04He'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on.
00:52:06Lesson learned.
00:52:08Fuck, I hate that she's giving herself to him.
00:52:13That narcissist will just hurt her.
00:52:25How's your hand?
00:52:27I just heard a punch in the bag.
00:52:29It's alright though, I'm good.
00:52:30Still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation.
00:52:32You've seen me play.
00:52:34I have.
00:52:35You know, that's what I like about you.
00:52:37What did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:52:40How was I?
00:52:41I think it was great.
00:52:42You know, honestly, I'm thinking about expanding my involvement with the team next year.
00:52:46Right, and next year's going to be even bigger for me.
00:52:48You know, I'm looking like a first draft pick already.
00:52:50Everybody's going to be like,
00:52:52Leo, Leo.
00:52:54Yeah, I'm really excited.
00:52:55Why did I upset Troy?
00:52:57He's been so nice.
00:52:59He's just asking me a question.
00:53:01You see, one guy who gets my jokes.
00:53:05I mean, they should make a wine after me.
00:53:07The Leo Constantine.
00:53:09Oh.
00:53:10Leo's still talking about himself.
00:53:13Everything's great.
00:53:14And that's why we should fuck.
00:53:17What?
00:53:17Leia, there's something I should tell you about us.
00:53:27You were right.
00:53:28I know.
00:53:29So, your room or mine?
00:53:31No.
00:53:32We're better off as friends.
00:53:38No, we should fuck.
00:53:39Look, I actually think I have feelings for someone else.
00:53:46Let me guess.
00:53:47Troy?
00:53:48I haven't really talked with the other person yet, so I can't say.
00:53:51It's cool.
00:53:52I know it's Troy.
00:53:54Dora.
00:53:58I'm really attracted to you.
00:53:59And I don't know if you remember, but as kids, we used to joke around about getting married.
00:54:05It just feels like there's something, you know, between you and I.
00:54:09Why'd you just walk away with the hockey puck getting me in the face?
00:54:24Did I?
00:54:25Yeah.
00:54:25I mean, maybe it's just because of the way we, you know, grew up.
00:54:28You're one of us, like one of the boys, you know, and...
00:54:32I don't know.
00:54:32It just felt like that made something special between us, right?
00:54:39Oh, this isn't going to work.
00:54:44Tora.
00:54:46I'm the hottest guy on the team.
00:54:49I'm really flattered.
00:54:50I am.
00:54:51You are the hottest, but...
00:54:53I think I'll find someone else.
00:54:56This is going to leave a scar.
00:55:01I don't even leave a brace.
00:55:02Where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
00:55:24No.
00:55:25Who?
00:55:26Lily.
00:55:27The borer.
00:55:28Dora, the borer.
00:55:30She's on a date.
00:55:33With Leo.
00:55:34No way.
00:55:39Actually, I don't care.
00:55:41You're not exclusive.
00:55:44How about you?
00:55:45Are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:47Are you jealous?
00:55:48She's free to make her own choices.
00:55:52Well, I'm sorry if she hurt you.
00:55:56I am.
00:56:00Remember what I said to you when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:56:06Wow.
00:56:08Is that a bike seat in your speeder?
00:56:11Or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:12You know, I could go for a ride now, if you want.
00:56:21You know, for a full-time's sake.
00:56:25No thanks.
00:56:27But I...
00:56:29Maybe he'll be worried, too.
00:56:42Bye.
00:57:00Bye.
00:57:05See you.
00:57:06See you.
00:57:09See you.
00:57:10Matthew Street?
00:57:11Oh yeah, that's definitely the bruise.
00:57:28You're going in the penalty box.
00:57:33Not snake dickhead.
00:57:42You okay?
00:57:49Shit, run.
00:57:51Go, go, go, go, go! Keep going, I'm coming!
00:58:04Oh my god.
00:58:06You okay?
00:58:08Yeah, the guy was trying to kill me. Why?
00:58:11Yeah.
00:58:17You okay? You hurt?
00:58:18I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:58:19No, you're hurt.
00:58:21Did he stab you?
00:58:22Take off your shirt.
00:58:23You must have got a cut from the guy's ring.
00:58:34Uh, first aid.
00:58:36It's under the table.
00:58:37Oh, it's...
00:58:38I'm so lucky you were there.
00:58:54Why? Were you there?
00:58:56Why? Were you there?
00:58:59I was just going to hit the bars.
00:59:02Why were you in the alley? Where's Leo?
00:59:05I called off my date.
00:59:07But I thought he was number one.
00:59:09Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
00:59:13Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
00:59:20You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:59:22I won't.
00:59:25Yeah.
00:59:37Joy, I released something important last night.
00:59:40What?
00:59:47Leo is not the one for me.
00:59:49Yeah, finally.
00:59:51Who is the right person?
00:59:52Stupid.
01:00:03I should have known you don't feel the same way.
01:00:06How do you know I don't?
01:00:08Because you didn't say anything.
01:00:11Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
01:00:14You love him.
01:00:16I love him.
01:00:19Then why did I leave the restaurant?
01:00:22It's not twisty.
01:00:31Are you sure?
01:00:33Yes.
01:00:38I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and Leo being together.
01:00:43Then I saw you holding hands.
01:00:48You went to the restaurant?
01:00:50Yeah.
01:00:52the ribs.
01:00:53Are you sure?
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01:02:37Are you sure?
01:02:39Good morning.
01:02:40Morning.
01:02:41Morning.
01:02:42Sleep good?
01:02:43Best I've ever slept.
01:02:46Alright, so what do we do now?
01:02:49Do we pretend like this ever happened?
01:02:52Do we do it again?
01:02:54Yes.
01:02:55What do the experts say?
01:02:57The experts eat breakfast.
01:03:02I'll go get changed.
01:03:04Meet your cafe at 5.30pm.
01:03:07I'll be there.
01:03:16See you in a little bit.
01:03:24We're sure we can do it again.
01:03:37We're on our way for practice.
01:03:44I can't believe us.
01:03:53I can't believe last night really happened.
01:03:55I'm with the right person.
01:04:02Dora.
01:04:0350.
01:04:04Look.
01:04:05I know we're never going to be friends.
01:04:07But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:04:10What are you talking about?
01:04:12I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:04:15You may even have a little crush on him.
01:04:18Which is fine.
01:04:20But...
01:04:21But...
01:04:22Hailey overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:04:28And I know you're not going to believe me, so I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:04:33In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.
01:04:40She's a bit fat, but you know fat brings the flavor, right?
01:04:43And Dora's like so grateful.
01:04:45You're the dog of bone, eh?
01:04:47Are you getting fat on it?
01:04:49Do you need me to cry in peace?
01:04:51Oh, someone should probably be with you when you're so upset.
01:04:53Do you?
01:04:54And how do you find the time?
01:04:55Between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?
01:05:02And how do you find the time between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?
01:05:11Troy would never say that.
01:05:14Leo, right?
01:05:16What, is it AI?
01:05:18No, it's real.
01:05:21And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who is trying to help.
01:05:26You are the crappiest foley if you think I'm gonna believe that.
01:05:30I'm gonna tell you myself because I don't think you're gonna fear it out yourself.
01:05:34But her name is not gonna bring back whoever left you.
01:05:43Please, don't let that tape be real.
01:05:55He's not coming. That tape was real.
01:06:00Come here, you piece of shit!
01:06:11Yell all you want, Mr. Ace.
01:06:15No one will ever find you.
01:06:22Who are you?
01:06:23What do you want?
01:06:27Shut up and listen.
01:06:29We're gonna play carrot instead.
01:06:32The carrot is you're gonna be a TV star.
01:06:36Take this bag off my head.
01:06:38Now there's a bunch of money in your account.
01:06:40You took that money to throw the game.
01:06:43You're bookies?
01:06:45Is that all this is?
01:06:47You're gonna say on camera that you made a big mistake.
01:06:53You have a gambling problem.
01:06:55But you're seeking help.
01:06:57Rehabbing God.
01:06:59Hoping for a healing miracle.
01:07:04I'll never do it.
01:07:05I'm glad you sent you.
01:07:07Now here, is the stake.
01:07:18No.
01:07:20You will say a few words on camera and click the team.
01:07:23And Dora gets to keep her breaking news.
01:07:26This is a KGB-issued spider.
01:07:40It fires one bullet.
01:07:44If you don't want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull,
01:07:48then do us on command.
01:07:54Alright.
01:07:56I'll do it.
01:08:12Hey.
01:08:14It's me again.
01:08:16Just wanna make sure you're okay.
01:08:18We're okay.
01:08:21Callie.
01:08:26L'Amanda, you're okay.
01:08:27But...
01:08:33The cream is only the answer.
01:08:36And you have abandoned me too.
01:08:39Hi.
01:08:41Back to the store.
01:08:42I cannot believe this.
01:08:46You know, right?
01:08:51What's going on?
01:08:53It's unreal.
01:08:56It's joy.
01:08:57I've been busted match fixing.
01:08:59Coach, I'm really sorry.
01:09:01And to my teammates, and to the whole team.
01:09:03I screwed up, and I'm prepared to accept whatever's beginning.
01:09:12I've been calling, and calling.
01:09:29We should talk.
01:09:30Yes, yes, we should.
01:09:32Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.
01:09:35Mindy just tried to make me out with one, too.
01:09:37I think it's the same people behind the bank.
01:09:38It's not AI.
01:09:39Hey, it's real.
01:09:42It's me.
01:09:44What?
01:09:46It was all me.
01:09:48You took a bribe?
01:09:51Yeah.
01:09:54Oh, wait.
01:09:56Why would you say that?
01:09:59I mean, why would you have me look into it for you?
01:10:01I was setting up an alibi.
01:10:04And I got caught.
01:10:06By who?
01:10:08The authorities.
01:10:10Who exactly?
01:10:13Look, this doesn't involve you, okay?
01:10:15Just back off.
01:10:16Oh.
01:10:17Oh, no.
01:10:18Something else is coming up here.
01:10:19For fuck's sake, Tori.
01:10:21Don't you get it?
01:10:22I was using you.
01:10:24Thank you for making it so easy for me.
01:10:27Especially last night.
01:10:28You don't mean that.
01:10:36Hey, just tell me which authorities.
01:10:38I will talk to them.
01:10:40It doesn't matter.
01:10:41Okay, it's too late.
01:10:43Tori, please.
01:10:43For fuck's sake.
01:10:45What don't you understand?
01:10:47You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd.
01:10:50I'm the captain of the hockey team, and you're a little ex-virgin.
01:10:54You're always dumping your feelings on me.
01:10:57It's not worth the hassle.
01:11:05I'm sorry, Dora.
01:11:05But it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:11:13You should have known.
01:11:14Of course, someone like Tori wouldn't want to be with me.
01:11:16I count this for you.
01:11:32I say.
01:11:40I don't believe all of those girls are for you.
01:11:43He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:11:46He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:11:48He's a good actor.
01:11:49He's a good actor.
01:11:49I don't believe all of those girls are for you.
01:12:16My dad.
01:12:18It's a camera.
01:12:28What program did you use to make Troy's voice?
01:12:30Tell me.
01:12:32Go away, boy.
01:12:34Screw you.
01:12:36Just send me a link.
01:12:38No. It was real.
01:12:40I'll punch you.
01:12:46I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
01:13:02Who is it?
01:13:04Hey, it's Nora. Sorry, I thought you'd be at hockey.
01:13:10Got kicked off the team, remember?
01:13:12Of course he did. Idiot.
01:13:14I'm just looking for my hair clips.
01:13:20They're not here.
01:13:24You shouldn't be here, Dora. I don't want you here.
01:13:26It's alright.
01:13:28I made a pact with myself. If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just...
01:13:30I'll just go.
01:13:36They're not here.
01:13:38Okay.
01:13:44That's nice.
01:13:46There is a possa sitting.
01:13:54I'm a должен.
01:13:56Everybody won't wait.
01:13:58They weren't right.
01:14:02Uh, wait, Troy, before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
01:14:23You found out who put it there?
01:14:26Yeah, yeah, my friend, she has a name.
01:14:29So we can take this evidence to the cops.
01:14:31Yes.
01:14:32Meet me in the library at Weddy.
01:14:33I'll have all the information in.
01:14:47Why can't you take Di for an answer, Dora?
01:14:51You're ruining everything.
01:14:59Oh, good to see you there.
01:15:01I thought you were a book.
01:15:03It's probably because you can't read.
01:15:05Yes, you can.
01:15:09Mindy, I really don't have time for this.
01:15:11Is you too busy being alone?
01:15:13Yeah.
01:15:14Uh, you are exhausting.
01:15:18All right, just do me a favor.
01:15:21Get some real friends.
01:15:21Get some therapy, please, before you end up being the one who has all left you home.
01:15:31Leo, hi.
01:15:33You're just in time to watch me destroy Boar.
01:15:35Get lost.
01:15:38Dora, we need to talk.
01:15:42What?
01:15:45Apologize to me.
01:15:46No.
01:15:54Get lost.
01:15:56Neil, right now is really not a good time.
01:16:07Okay, I'm expecting someone.
01:16:09I know.
01:16:11I talked to Troy about the situation.
01:16:13He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
01:16:15He sent me here to talk with you.
01:16:17Who transferred the money into his account?
01:16:20Troy didn't tell you that.
01:16:21It was you.
01:16:26You were the one that hit the camera.
01:16:27You were the one who set up Troy.
01:16:28Keep your voice down.
01:16:33Set up Troy?
01:16:33Keep your voice down.
01:16:35Why would you do that?
01:16:37He's your friend.
01:16:39The team needs him.
01:16:40They're going to lose without him.
01:16:41That's the point.
01:16:42I owe a lot of money to some seriously dangerous people.
01:16:48That's how I want you to pay it off.
01:16:51Am I losing?
01:16:53Duh.
01:16:54The bets are in.
01:16:56There's no way they're going to win now.
01:16:58Unless you screw it up.
01:17:00What about Troy's future?
01:17:02Right, he'll never go pro.
01:17:03This could follow him around for the rest of his life.
01:17:06That's the free market, baby.
01:17:08And now I'm free.
01:17:10No.
01:17:10I'm going to the cops.
01:17:12I'm not going anywhere, moron.
01:17:18Would I hurt me?
01:17:20Of course not.
01:17:21Big Mike?
01:17:22I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.
01:17:26You organized that?
01:17:28Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea and he is a hitman.
01:17:32Hitmen hit people.
01:17:34You're a monster.
01:17:35Me?
01:17:36He's the hitman?
01:17:37Why'd you have to stick your nerdy nose in my business in the first place?
01:17:41Public space, you idiot.
01:17:43If you don't come with me right now, be quiet.
01:17:49I'll make sure Big Mike finishes with his stuff on Troy.
01:17:51Shh.
01:17:53Okay.
01:17:53Okay.
01:17:55Come.
01:17:55Let's go.
01:17:57Let's go.
01:17:57I know it wasn't you.
01:18:11I found a way to reveal who set you up.
01:18:14I'm meeting them in the library at one.
01:18:24Pick up, Dora.
01:18:25She would never leave this.
01:18:38Have you guys seen Dora?
01:18:39Who?
01:18:40Come on.
01:18:42Stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds.
01:18:44She's in danger.
01:18:46Promise?
01:18:49Relax.
01:18:49I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago.
01:18:52Leo?
01:18:53I was here with Dora.
01:18:59You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
01:19:02Thanks, guys.
01:19:03I appreciate you.
01:19:04I'll pay you back in a second.
01:19:11Holy shit.
01:19:13It's been Leo this whole time.
01:19:20Come on, Mike.
01:19:21Pick up.
01:19:23Leo, this is crazy.
01:19:25We've known each other forever.
01:19:26We can fix this.
01:19:27I...
01:19:28We're in way too deep.
01:19:30Pick up Big Mike.
01:19:32He burned you.
01:19:35Bullshit.
01:19:37Okay, the hockey game's coming up.
01:19:39People, if you don't show up, people are...
01:19:41They're gonna start asking serious questions.
01:19:43Here's a free lesson for you.
01:19:45And all you dopey fucking girls out there,
01:19:47talking more does not fucking help.
01:19:50Or why'd you even help, Troy?
01:19:51Wanna get laid or something?
01:19:53You made a deal.
01:19:56For what?
01:19:58She's gonna help me get your attention.
01:20:00And then I was gonna trace somebody.
01:20:03Well...
01:20:04You got my attention now.
01:20:09Yeah.
01:20:09I see why Big Mike likes this.
01:20:15It's actually a turn-on.
01:20:18To feel someone fully under your power.
01:20:21Do you remember what you told me?
01:20:24About losing your virginity?
01:20:25I know I'm a day late, but...
01:20:29I've still got a few minutes.
01:20:31You little bitch.
01:20:42I hope it hurts.
01:20:45You're a little spicy.
01:20:47That's how I like it.
01:20:48I would rather die than let your touch me.
01:20:51We can do both.
01:20:53I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice too, huh?
01:20:54You up for that?
01:20:55I hope I look up to you.
01:20:58You are not kind, brave, or courageous.
01:21:01I'm not even a good hockey player.
01:21:05I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.
01:21:08Bullshit.
01:21:11I mean, if Troy was playing the scouts,
01:21:12they wouldn't even take a second look at you.
01:21:13Shut the fuck up.
01:21:14You don't even know what you're talking about.
01:21:16No, it's true.
01:21:17Your entire team knows that Troy carries you.
01:21:20Do you know how much they're gonna hate you
01:21:21when they found out they were betrayed for a bet?
01:21:23I said shut up!
01:21:24Come on, do it!
01:21:26That would be a woman hitting coward too!
01:21:28Shut up!
01:21:47What the fuck did you do to her?
01:21:51Nothing she didn't deserve.
01:21:52If Big Mike gets here,
01:21:54he'll take care of both of you too.
01:21:56No, Leo, he's not coming.
01:21:58If you hurt us, that is on you.
01:22:02It's okay.
01:22:06Stay there.
01:22:07Get back with her.
01:22:08Why, Dickhead?
01:22:09What's your plan?
01:22:10Tie both you up.
01:22:12Then I'm gonna lock the door.
01:22:15And do what?
01:22:16Go play?
01:22:18Then I'm gonna light a little fire.
01:22:20Then I'll go play.
01:22:22See, you're not so stupid now, huh?
01:22:25Keep it up, Leo.
01:22:26I already called the cops.
01:22:28Yeah, prove it.
01:22:29Let me see.
01:22:32Oh, I'm gonna gut you, man.
01:22:34I'm gonna get you.
01:22:35Hey, I'm gonna cut you!
01:22:36Boy, no.
01:22:38I don't care, Laura.
01:22:40He's not gonna hurt you.
01:22:44It's the police!
01:22:45Did he hurt you?
01:23:08I'm fine.
01:23:09You have to hurry.
01:23:12No, it's fine.
01:23:13He's out.
01:23:13We need to call the cops right now.
01:23:15We can still make it to the hockey game.
01:23:17That's too late.
01:23:19I'm finished.
01:23:20No one's gonna believe anything I say now.
01:23:25Let's go.
01:23:25Coach.
01:23:39What are you doing?
01:23:41Get out.
01:23:42Get off the premises.
01:23:42Just give me two minutes to explain.
01:23:44You know how much damage you've done?
01:23:46Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the matchmaking scene.
01:23:49It was Leo.
01:23:50Right?
01:23:50He did it to pay off his debts.
01:23:52What?
01:23:53He's a gambler.
01:23:54Okay?
01:23:55Getting me off the team squareded away with the people he owes money to.
01:23:58Where is he, right?
01:23:59I've been calling for two hours.
01:24:00He's with the police.
01:24:02All right, I have the number if you want to check with him.
01:24:04Do you have to let Troy play?
01:24:06I don't have time for these fairy tales.
01:24:08I want you off the premises.
01:24:09The security's gonna kick you out.
01:24:13Let's go.
01:24:14It's over.
01:24:16Off your respect, Coach.
01:24:18You are an idiot.
01:24:19Don't worry.
01:24:20No, no, no.
01:24:21He needs to hear this.
01:24:22Do you know how badly you're gonna get trolled when they find out that you lost the biggest
01:24:25game of the season because you wouldn't let your best player play?
01:24:37Let's go.
01:24:37Whatever bitchy thing you are about to say, save it.
01:25:03I am way too happy to waste any time on you.
01:25:07The girls are here to witness me not saying this.
01:25:11But you did good.
01:25:14Troy played and we won.
01:25:18Because of you.
01:25:23I'm big enough to accept that.
01:25:24I'm big enough to know that you will always be a girl bullying bitch.
01:25:35I am.
01:25:37But now it's time for you to thank me.
01:25:39For what?
01:25:41For letting people see you with me when I bully you.
01:25:44It's a special relationship.
01:25:46We're not friends.
01:25:47Oh, just try stopping me.
01:25:58Hey.
01:25:59I'm looking everywhere for you.
01:26:05Is there a reason you're still not dressed?
01:26:07I'm just gonna wait any longer to see you.
01:26:09You were amazing out there.
01:26:11The scouts, they couldn't keep their eyes off of you.
01:26:15It's crazy.
01:26:16Three of them want me to go see them.
01:26:17And they think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.
01:26:22I hope your dreams will come in too.
01:26:26No.
01:26:32Sure you wanna go get pizza with the boys to celebrate?
01:26:40Not pizza.
01:26:42Noodles.
01:26:45It's like it's getting better and better.
01:27:02I guess it's you and me.
01:27:10I'd love you like crazy.
01:27:12I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.
01:27:39I'm not gonna argue with that.
01:27:46You're really good to do it now.
01:27:48I'm glad you think so, because I have another lesson for you.
01:27:53And I think you're really gonna like it.
01:27:54I don't see you.
01:28:18I'm not.