A Deal With The Hockey Captain – Full Episode
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00:00:00I'm Dora Miller, the ice hockey team's assistant that no one cares about.
00:00:19I love this job, mostly because it keeps me close to Leo.
00:00:22My crush hates childhood.
00:00:30Wait, did Leo really stop to help me?
00:00:48Always believe that one day Leo would see me more than an assistant.
00:00:52You just got pucked, Dora?
00:01:04But by then, I had no idea how dangerous dreams could be, and how badly people could get hurt.
00:01:11It all started when I got an early birthday present from my parents.
00:01:22Happy birthday to my dearest daughter. We love you so much.
00:01:26I totally forgot I was only one month away from turning 18.
00:01:37Get with Leo. Lose my big card.
00:01:44You followed Leo to college for nothing.
00:01:48Idiot.
00:01:49The divergent.
00:01:51No.
00:01:52If you want it, you're going to have to make it happen.
00:01:56Dora Miller, just tell Leo how you feel.
00:02:01Stop being such a pussy and go for it.
00:02:17Dora.
00:02:17Can it wait?
00:02:21I'm just a little busy.
00:02:24Leo, I have been in love with you for years.
00:02:27I think we would make a great team.
00:02:29I've been saving myself for you, and I want you to be the one to take my virginity next month before my 18th birthday.
00:02:34Oh my god.
00:02:43What did she just say?
00:02:44She's a virgin.
00:02:45L-M-A-O.
00:02:46How sweet.
00:02:46I'm pleading the dark virgin.
00:02:47Don't let me stop you, Dora.
00:02:51What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:02:52What else do you have to say to Leo?
00:02:5350.
00:02:54Hey.
00:02:55I didn't realize you were on the toilet.
00:02:56It's funny.
00:02:57Something in the toilet made me think of you, and then I heard your needy voice.
00:03:02I can't believe you're still a virgin.
00:03:03Wait.
00:03:04I totally can.
00:03:05But I do love what you've done with your hair.
00:03:06Oh.
00:03:07Don't have a mustache.
00:03:08Oh.
00:03:09Oh.
00:03:10Oh.
00:03:11Oh.
00:03:12Oh.
00:03:13Oh.
00:03:14Oh.
00:03:15Oh.
00:03:16Oh.
00:03:17Oh.
00:03:18Oh.
00:03:19Oh.
00:03:20Oh.
00:03:21Oh, oh.
00:03:22Oh.
00:03:23Oh.
00:03:24Oh.
00:03:25Oh.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27And this, uh.
00:03:28Oh.
00:03:29Oh, oh.
00:03:30Oh.
00:03:31Oh.
00:03:32Oh, y'all.
00:03:33Oh.
00:03:34Oh.
00:03:35And this is interesting.
00:03:36Don't have a choice.
00:03:38This, uh, is interesting.
00:03:45Women have a choice for, they can be appealing, or they can be you.
00:03:52I like this cardigan.
00:03:56So would my great-great-great-grandmother.
00:04:02Leo's hot. You're not.
00:04:04Leo's rich, poor. We're in, you're out.
00:04:08Repeat that to yourself when you go and cry into your greasy pillow.
00:04:13Mindy.
00:04:14Know your place, nerd.
00:04:16In the library, puttin' your nose with the other magnets.
00:04:26Now, if you could just, uh, finish up with some tears for my followers.
00:04:34What the hell?
00:04:47I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
00:04:50What the hell?
00:04:51I'm not expecting money from anyone, especially this much.
00:04:53How much is for?
00:05:15Why?
00:05:17oh come on it's not that bad i just told leo that i was in love with them but mindy was there
00:05:25so now the whole school's gonna know that i'm a virgin are you in there trying to slip on some
00:05:30guy in the shower come on i know you're in there virgin i can smell library dust and eyeglass cleaner
00:05:47oh troy no virgins here you already knew that right goodbye ex-boyfriend
00:05:58thank you oh not so fast you are the ignorer i saved you i know big time
00:06:17no way guys like you only want one thing such as help passing math
00:06:27listen i've got a really weird tech situation and i know you're good with that kind of stuff
00:06:33but it's gotta be kept real secret if you got a virus from the porn site that's your own problem
00:06:37no no some stranger's putting money into my account and i'm worried they're setting me up to make it
00:06:42look like i'm throwing games match fixing that also sounds super dodgy i'm not touching it
00:06:49what if we did a deal you help me and i help you get leo
00:06:58boom swing it for fifth base in no time
00:07:01it's a sexual reference for you who wants to have sex with leo
00:07:07it's not just sex i love leo i've been waiting for him
00:07:15so do we have a deal okay but i need to clear something up
00:07:20fifth base i thought it was fourth
00:07:22you got some work to do you think i'm a joke
00:07:27it's called teasing door do you want leo or not
00:07:32so you teach me how to flirt and you know do things
00:07:40you want me to teach you how to kiss don't you
00:07:44i just want to know what leo will expect
00:07:57i'm not super familiar with this stuff
00:08:01all right
00:08:05maybe we should tackle it in order list it for me
00:08:10flirting fashion technique
00:08:11okay so you spend some time thinking about this
00:08:14all right flirting skills first and then boom
00:08:18hit the base
00:08:19sounds good just uh don't forget about fashion
00:08:21and we need a deadline
00:08:23how about the fundraiser dance for the hockey team
00:08:25we can make a baby look there
00:08:27it's only two weeks away
00:08:28calm down you're not that hopeless
00:08:31we can meet up tomorrow morning to discuss tactics
00:08:33okay sounds good
00:08:36my whole life is gonna change
00:08:39go team
00:08:40dora just the person i wanted to see
00:08:53oh shit
00:08:54i wanted to say that i'm sorry about yesterday
00:08:58you did
00:09:00yeah i was just feeling really insecure because
00:09:04i really like leo
00:09:06i shouldn't have reacted that way
00:09:10yeah
00:09:11okay
00:09:12thanks
00:09:14did you hear about the cake party that's happening tonight?
00:09:17you should totally come
00:09:18all of us lost our b cards at cake parties, didn't we girls?
00:09:24totally
00:09:25what the hell, dora? do you even live here?
00:09:46so freaking neat
00:09:47i like things organized
00:09:48what are you doing?
00:09:52checking to see if your underwear is color coded
00:09:54you probably have my solution of the week on it
00:09:57my underwear is none of your business
00:10:03i mean
00:10:05it kind of is
00:10:07if you want my help landing leo
00:10:10can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:14can we please stop talking about my underwear?
00:10:16just what are you doing?
00:10:32you have such incredible eyes, dora
00:10:36i never noticed how beautiful you are before
00:10:41they're just eyes
00:10:49i have two of them, like everyone else
00:10:52come on, dora, i was flirting with you
00:10:55this is why i need help
00:10:57why couldn't i see what you were doing?
00:11:03just be open to signals
00:11:05don't be dora the ignorer
00:11:08can i bore you?
00:11:11why would you care?
00:11:13why would you care?
00:11:21because you have such beautiful eyes
00:11:28you're flirting again?
00:11:32yeah, you're supposed to say something flirty back
00:11:34something flirty back, too
00:11:40i don't
00:11:41i will practice on leo
00:11:42at the party tonight
00:11:43whatcha think?
00:11:44why not?
00:11:47but just remember
00:11:48you still got your training wheels on
00:11:49don't expect miracles
00:11:51we'll need to have another flirting lesson
00:11:53i'll grab us a drink
00:12:08just leave
00:12:10try to be cool
00:12:11dude, when am i not cool?
00:12:14oh my god, there's leo
00:12:21you're worth a million of him
00:12:22but you have no idea
00:12:23yeah, good luck
00:12:25hey
00:12:35hey
00:12:36hey
00:12:37i thought you were staring at me from over there
00:12:44was i?
00:12:45i'm sorry if i was weird yesterday
00:12:50you don't gotta say it
00:12:52i don't gotta say it
00:12:53minnie's a bitch
00:12:54and you're awesome
00:12:55i am?
00:12:56i am?
00:12:57i am
00:12:58hey
00:13:08hey
00:13:09hey
00:13:10sorry i don't need to interrupt
00:13:12school?
00:13:13cool
00:13:14yeah
00:13:15sorry if i was being weird yesterday
00:13:19you don't gotta say it
00:13:21it's cool
00:13:22okay
00:13:27yes she does
00:13:28doesn't she girls?
00:13:31whatever it is
00:13:34and i think it is her vagina
00:13:36it's like a vagina
00:13:38we try her
00:13:40we call it
00:13:41Adora
00:13:45what the hell do you think you're doing?
00:13:49i'm doing nothing
00:13:52she needs you
00:13:54because
00:13:55you're nothing
00:13:56oh
00:13:58i thought you were talking about how much lube you need
00:14:01she buys an inventi size tube
00:14:04how cute
00:14:05but with how many guys you're seeing, it's probably up to Trenta, right?
00:14:10that's the highest one
00:14:11don't you dare laugh
00:14:16it's about me all of a sudden
00:14:18what do you see in her?
00:14:27Dora the borer?
00:14:29what does her bony body make your boner look bigger?
00:14:33she's great
00:14:38she's great
00:14:39it's as simple as that, Mindy
00:14:42do you know what it'll do for my reputation if your first girlfriend after me is some pathetic little needy virgin?
00:14:49why does Dora being a virgin bother you so much?
00:14:53i think it's kinda sweet
00:14:54this is just the start you sexless ironing board
00:15:03get ready for the plan i have specifically for you in five minutes
00:15:09come on, i'll tell you somewhere about it
00:15:24i'll tell you somewhere about it
00:15:30wait here
00:15:31i'll grab you some drinks and some snacks
00:15:33please
00:15:36i have been in love with you for years
00:15:38i think we'd make a great team
00:15:40i've been saving myself for you and i want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month
00:15:47I want you to be the one to take my virginity before my 18th birthday next month.
00:15:53Ouch, that's a real chick in the waiting months.
00:15:57Who could be Penny or Justin?
00:16:00I don't know. Can you go up?
00:16:04Ready? Okay.
00:16:06Take my virginity! Take my virginity!
00:16:10Take my virginity!
00:16:17Please, stop.
00:16:19Please, let me go.
00:16:28Please, stop.
00:16:35Please, let me go.
00:16:37Please, stop.
00:16:43Oh, my God!
00:16:53Where's the story?
00:16:55Hey, how are you?
00:17:05Hopefully it doesn't see me like this.
00:17:12Oh, honey, you want to go?
00:17:14You can go.
00:17:18We just want to hear you say it.
00:17:20One more time.
00:17:22Say, take my virginity to you.
00:17:25Say, say, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it, say it.
00:17:34That's enough!
00:17:39That's enough!
00:17:48And you wonder why guys keep leaving you.
00:17:52I don't care what anyone says.
00:17:54When someone starts shit with me, I always finish it.
00:17:58You're wrong.
00:18:01I'll finish it.
00:18:02I'll get you a tissue.
00:18:09I'll get you a tissue.
00:18:22I'm sorry.
00:18:31I'm not usually a crier.
00:18:34You can't let me get to you.
00:18:37Okay, you need to fight back.
00:18:38Like with a shark.
00:18:39You just need to punch her in the nose.
00:18:41Why do you care if she bullies me?
00:18:49You remind me of my little sister.
00:18:52Is she a pitiful virgin loser, too?
00:18:56I mean, she's eight.
00:18:57I really hope so.
00:19:00Do you remind you of an eight-year-old?
00:19:02Stop crying.
00:19:09It's all going to be okay.
00:19:11Yeah.
00:19:13It's easy for you to say.
00:19:16Captain of the hockey team.
00:19:18Everyone loves you.
00:19:19And I'm just Dora.
00:19:29I happen to think you're pretty great.
00:19:33And that should count for something,
00:19:35since I'm apparently so amazing.
00:19:43I thought you just said that at the party
00:19:45to mess with Mindy.
00:19:46Who said it?
00:19:53Because I meant it.
00:20:00Because I meant it.
00:20:04The worst part is,
00:20:06I didn't even get a chance to talk to Leo.
00:20:12You know there's a chance that Leo might not be into you,
00:20:15no matter what you do.
00:20:16I just have to change the way that he sees me.
00:20:19I just need you to give me a clear shot at the goal.
00:20:27Okay.
00:20:29We'll make it happen,
00:20:30if that's what you really want.
00:20:36Let's do another flirty lesson.
00:20:38Now?
00:20:40It's not like we have another party to get to.
00:20:42Let's pretend like we're on a date.
00:20:55Okay?
00:20:57Shall we use some pointers?
00:20:59Okay.
00:21:00So,
00:21:02flirting.
00:21:03You want to make
00:21:04lots of eye contact.
00:21:06and if you can,
00:21:10touch them.
00:21:13Your arm.
00:21:20Your hand.
00:21:27I mean.
00:21:27You said you liked me, too.
00:21:28You said you liked me, too.
00:21:29You said you liked me, too.
00:21:30You said you liked me, too.
00:21:31Sometimes I'm crying, too.
00:21:32I'm crying, too.
00:21:33I'm crying, too.
00:21:34I'm crying, too.
00:21:37This is fake, but it feels real.
00:21:41And you should laugh at Leo's jokes,
00:21:43if he makes any.
00:21:44Which he probably won't.
00:21:45And then you should find something special about him,
00:21:49to compliment him,
00:21:50if you think you don't like him.
00:21:52You're not really good, teacher.
00:21:59You're not really good, teacher.
00:22:04Really?
00:22:05I'm sorry.
00:22:06You smell so good.
00:22:09Just that.
00:22:11Just because we want to get closer.
00:22:23Oh, God.
00:22:25This shit actually works.
00:22:33Congratulations.
00:22:34You just passed Flirting 101.
00:22:36You're better at this than you thought.
00:22:38I know.
00:22:39Wait, who knew I had it in me?
00:22:41Just curious.
00:22:43Why did you say that stuff about me?
00:22:46You told me to find something special
00:22:49that the person I was flirting with.
00:22:51And you went with,
00:22:52I smell nice?
00:22:55What's wrong with that?
00:22:57How do you want to smell?
00:22:59A pair of sweaty old socks?
00:23:01Hockey players are tough, okay?
00:23:02We don't smell nice.
00:23:05Hey.
00:23:08Relax.
00:23:09You are still a beast of the ice.
00:23:12I won't let your cigarette get out.
00:23:17Nobody gives me shit the way you do.
00:23:20I don't like it.
00:23:22Thanks.
00:23:24Did you happen to make a list of everyone
00:23:26who has access to your baking jar?
00:23:27Yeah.
00:23:28Have I asked?
00:23:29It's around here somewhere.
00:23:30Who's going to make a choice?
00:23:31You're the only one?
00:23:33No.
00:23:35I'm not gonna do anything.
00:23:37No.
00:23:39That's all.
00:23:41No.
00:23:46I'm not supposed to get that.
00:23:47No.
00:23:49No.
00:23:50I'm not supposed to get this shit.
00:23:52No.
00:23:53No.
00:23:55No.
00:23:58I've got to do something to keep him away from Dora
00:24:04What's up with you and Dora?
00:24:13What's it to you?
00:24:14She's an old friend
00:24:15Just making sure you don't take advantage of her
00:24:17Yeah?
00:24:20Well, sounds like you're a little bit jealous to me
00:24:22Dora
00:24:23Hardly
00:24:24She's like our team mascot
00:24:26Perfect
00:24:28Then I guess you shouldn't have a problem with me dating
00:24:31I wonder if Troi will like this
00:24:41I don't care what Troi thinks
00:24:45This is about Leo, stupid
00:24:46Going somewhere, Kiko?
00:24:58I've got a date with Troi
00:25:02Is that seriously what you're wearing on a date with the captain of the ice hockey team?
00:25:14Where are you going?
00:25:15The library?
00:25:16I obviously did something to offend you
00:25:22Everything about you offends me, Deke
00:25:24The way you creep around campus sucking up to all the hot guys by becoming their pathetic little slave
00:25:29I mean
00:25:32Do you have any self-respect?
00:25:36Can I go?
00:25:38Well, not until I help you out a little
00:25:40I mean, if you're trying to get laid, you're going about it all wrong
00:25:44And these have a definite gotta go
00:25:47And this cardigan?
00:25:53So gross
00:25:55Stop!
00:25:56And you gotta bait the hook with something
00:25:59You gotta fight back
00:26:11Like with a shark
00:26:12You gotta punch her in the nose
00:26:13Sorry, I'm late
00:26:36Yeah, you should be
00:26:37It's not really good for my reputation to be some lady or a girl
00:26:40I know
00:26:42Also, I looked it up on ChatGPT last night and said fifth base is innovative sexual intimacy
00:26:49It's the butt
00:26:53But, like, like one tear
00:26:58Two tear
00:26:59Two tear
00:27:00Two tear
00:27:03Oh
00:27:04Oh
00:27:06Just, uh, let me stick to
00:27:07Poor please, then
00:27:15There's a crazy little bitch, huh?
00:27:17That's her, huh, Chris?
00:27:18You mom is stomping for your door, Miller?
00:27:21Door, Miller, you're under arrest
00:27:22We're aggravating the phone
00:27:23Whoa whoa hang on a second can we just talk about this this young lady reported an assault and it
00:27:33needs to be investigated she's the one who assaulted me wait they open my shirt to pictures
00:27:38I've seen you at the rink yeah yeah I don't miss a game you guys are crushing it this year
00:27:46let's go thanks yeah but you see Dora here she's the team's assistant she's one of the
00:27:50main reasons we look as good as we do on the ice yeah no this is bullshit this is not happening
00:27:56oh really why don't you hand over your phone and we'll see if you have pictures of Dora in her
00:28:01underwear that's what I thought sorry for this misunderstanding nice to meet you nice to meet
00:28:15you cute see you in the next game you will go team lay hands on Dora again and you'll be dealing with me
00:28:27got it
00:28:34thank you I can't believe you're recognizing from the rink no I've never seen him before in my life
00:28:45that was bullshit it worked didn't it
00:28:48unbelievable you know what's unbelievable is you punching Mindy in the face I mean you weren't
00:28:54supposed to take my advice literally I don't know what happened okay just one moment she was
00:28:58monstering me and then the next my fist was just in her face yeah I wish I would have been there slugger
00:29:04I'm calling the cops well you can stay with me tonight
00:29:28I'll change my sheets and you can sleep in my bed tonight I'll take the floor
00:29:42I had no idea Troy was such a good person he feels so good oh no am I hot for Troy
00:29:58do you have something like a change into yeah of course
00:30:07so sorry I did not realize relax don't
00:30:28you've seen worse in the locker rooms after afternoon yeah but that's it's different
00:30:34you can look now you're still shirtless
00:30:38that's how I sleep but if you think you won't be able to control yourself
00:30:43dream on
00:30:44see what's up
00:30:53come lady
00:30:54babe
00:30:55thanks
00:30:56and
00:31:00You can share the bed if you want.
00:31:24I trust you.
00:31:31A lot of people say you shouldn't.
00:31:34I do.
00:31:36You're a gentleman.
00:31:38You're gonna ruin my reputation if you go around saying stuff like that.
00:31:42Are you sure?
00:31:45We can put a pillow in between us.
00:31:48We might need a thicker camera.
00:31:52Did you, baby?
00:31:56Cause it's been darkness all along.
00:32:01Did you, baby?
00:32:18Ah.
00:32:19What happened to the pillow?
00:32:21Someone threw it on the floor.
00:32:23It wasn't me.
00:32:25Why would I do that?
00:32:27I don't know.
00:32:29Maybe cause you want me to do this?
00:32:31Maybe I find this is not over.
00:32:41Take my heart lit over your head.
00:32:43I've been spending all my days just trying to find a way.
00:32:47You know Leah's the one I want.
00:32:59You're the one who said you wanted help with fifth base.
00:33:03I guess you're not ready for those lessons yet.
00:33:05Right.
00:33:06Yeah.
00:33:07Sorry for freaking out.
00:33:09I just think maybe we should concentrate on, you know, fashion.
00:33:14Since the dance is tomorrow night.
00:33:16Yeah, I actually need to call my cousins about that.
00:33:19Yeah.
00:33:20Since you're better at taking off dresses and putting them on.
00:33:25Okay.
00:33:26I have an American history exam I gotta get to.
00:33:29So, I'm gonna.
00:33:35Cool.
00:33:36Hey, what's up?
00:33:37What's up dude?
00:33:38What's up dude?
00:33:39What's up dude?
00:33:40What's up dude?
00:33:41What's up dude?
00:33:42What's up dude?
00:33:43It's unhinged man.
00:33:44Trust me dude.
00:33:47Mindy deserved it.
00:33:49You gotta kick her to the curb bro.
00:33:53Why are you so down on Dora?
00:33:55Isn't she your friend?
00:33:56Of course she is, but we have the most important game of the year coming up.
00:34:00And you need to be more focused.
00:34:03I'm focused.
00:34:04Okay, don't worry about me.
00:34:05It doesn't look it.
00:34:06When you should be worrying about impressing all the pro scouts coming,
00:34:09you're running around with Dora all the time.
00:34:13Leo!
00:34:16Hey!
00:34:19I gotta wash this.
00:34:20Get it back to you.
00:34:24Mindy trashed Dora's room so she stayed here last night.
00:34:28Wow.
00:34:30Are you that desperate to get laid?
00:34:44Stop it!
00:34:45Stop it!
00:34:47Troy is just a friend.
00:34:51It's nice to know what you really think of me.
00:34:53I was just looking out for you.
00:34:54Troy's the biggest player on campus.
00:34:56You're a virgin.
00:34:58I just didn't want you to get hurt.
00:35:00Thanks man.
00:35:04There's nothing happening between us.
00:35:07Don't say that more on you.
00:35:09Thanks buddy.
00:35:11Great chat.
00:35:13Go team.
00:35:21Excuse me.
00:35:23The boss wants an update.
00:35:27Hey Big Mike.
00:35:29How's it hanging?
00:35:31Right.
00:35:33An update.
00:35:34So, everything's set to where we lose the big match.
00:35:37Except, Troy's trying to figure out where the money comes from.
00:35:41Then you'd better make sure that that does not happen.
00:35:44Hey.
00:35:45Just about to call you.
00:35:46So, I tracked the money to an offshore account and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:35:48You got a name yet?
00:35:49Not yet.
00:35:50But I will.
00:35:52How'd your exam go?
00:35:53A stick.
00:35:54As usual.
00:35:55Nerd.
00:35:56That's good.
00:35:57Now you can focus on this.
00:35:58Bernardo and Lydia.
00:35:59My cousins.
00:36:00They're gonna do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:36:01And it's not the same.
00:36:02Alright.
00:36:03I'm gonna take that one.
00:36:04Here we go.
00:36:05Hey, just about to call you.
00:36:06So, I tracked the money to an offshore account and then I traced it to a local bank.
00:36:07You got a name yet?
00:36:08Not yet.
00:36:09But, I will.
00:36:10How'd your exam go?
00:36:11A stick.
00:36:12As usual.
00:36:13Nerd.
00:36:15That's good.
00:36:16Now you can focus on this.
00:36:19Bernardo and Lydia.
00:36:22My cousins.
00:36:23They're gonna do that whole fairy godmother thing with you.
00:36:25fairy godmother thing with you.
00:36:30Hi.
00:36:31You ready for this?
00:36:33I think so.
00:36:35She's ready.
00:36:37Buckle up, girl.
00:36:38We're about to rock your world.
00:36:45I don't do makeover montages, so I'm out of here,
00:36:47but the car will pick you up at 6.
00:36:50You ready?
00:36:52You got me a car?
00:36:53You got to make an entrance.
00:36:57Have fun.
00:36:58Hi.
00:37:01I'm gonna get along the house.
00:37:04This is my favorite part.
00:37:06Oh, no.
00:37:08Burn.
00:37:09Trash.
00:37:10Honey, is this from middle school?
00:37:12I think that's it.
00:37:13We're not gonna do that again.
00:37:14The 2014 Gap Sweater.
00:37:17Going!
00:37:19Cinderella's ready for the ball!
00:37:22I did it again.
00:37:23We did it.
00:37:24Oh.
00:37:25We.
00:37:26We did it.
00:37:27Oh.
00:37:28We.
00:37:39What if everyone laughs at me?
00:37:41What if this was all a terrible mistake?
00:37:44Maybe I'd be better off dying a virgin.
00:37:47I wanna get too close, gonna get it right now.
00:37:51Damn.
00:37:52Who's that hot body?
00:37:53I wanna push all the limits with you right now.
00:37:59Oh my god.
00:38:00Is that virgin Dora?
00:38:01Is that virgin Dora?
00:38:18I count this for you.
00:38:20So.
00:38:23Don't think I look too try-hard?
00:38:26You look beautiful.
00:38:28What about Leo's looking?
00:38:29Probably what every other straight guy in the zip code is looking.
00:38:33Who's that incredibly hot chick?
00:38:42Could this get any sadder?
00:38:44I wonder what homeless person she stole that dress from.
00:38:48She looks amazing.
00:38:53That little nerd thinks she can have everything.
00:38:57May I have this dance?
00:39:00Sorry in advance for your faith.
00:39:02I can handle it.
00:39:04Follow my lead.
00:39:05I got you.
00:39:09He is so strong.
00:39:11I feel so safe in his arms.
00:39:13And he really does smell good.
00:39:18What am I doing?
00:39:20I'm supposed to be here for Leo.
00:39:21I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:22I can't fall for Troy.
00:39:34You can't seriously want that.
00:39:36You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig.
00:39:40Once a nerd, always a nerd.
00:39:42Shut up, Mindy.
00:39:43Can I cut her?
00:39:45Yeah.
00:39:47Don't be a dick.
00:39:48You've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:39:49It's just me.
00:39:50I know you've got all the makeup and hairspray.
00:39:51Still the same old Dora.
00:39:52Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:39:53I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:39:54I don't think I've been doing that.
00:39:55You've been hiding all this hotness from me for all these years.
00:39:56It's just me.
00:39:57I know you've got all the makeup and hairspray.
00:39:58Still the same old Dora.
00:40:00Yeah, but I've been busy with Troy this whole time.
00:40:02I feel like I haven't seen you.
00:40:03I don't realize you like to learn that with me.
00:40:04Yeah, well, when you haven't been around as much,
00:40:05it's given me a chance to miss you.
00:40:07Really?
00:40:09Would you go to dinner with me tomorrow night?
00:40:11Yeah.
00:40:12Just go grab a burger or something.
00:40:16No.
00:40:17Like a proper dinner.
00:40:34Like it did.
00:40:38He's never going to appreciate her the way I do.
00:40:41This is fucking killing me.
00:40:43I shouldn't be thinking about Troy all the time like this.
00:40:46Leo is a little more.
00:40:50Leo just asked the nerd on a date.
00:40:53How do you know?
00:40:54I can read lips.
00:40:58I'd love to go on a date with you.
00:41:00Wear something sexy because we're going fancy.
00:41:03Cool.
00:41:04Yeah, I'll try.
00:41:05There's just not Leo and Troy after her.
00:41:09What is this, opposites day?
00:41:11What is going on?
00:41:12You look really pretty tonight, Mindy.
00:41:14She's hotter than Dora.
00:41:15Stop sucking up and help me come up with a plan for payback.
00:41:22These could work.
00:41:23All you need is ten seconds.
00:41:30Perfect.
00:41:32And I won't ask you why you're carrying laxatives around.
00:41:35I'm going to use the restroom.
00:41:42Yeah.
00:41:43Cool.
00:41:51Ten seconds after drinking this spiked drink, Dora the Boar is getting there.
00:41:55She's messed with the wrong.
00:41:59Dora, hi.
00:42:01Have you tried this drink?
00:42:02It's so good.
00:42:05That's okay, Mindy.
00:42:06Good.
00:42:07Dora, I'm trying to make amends.
00:42:10Do you want to be my friend?
00:42:23Actually, I think I'm okay.
00:42:24Yeah.
00:42:25How'd you know I was thirsty?
00:42:38Thanks, Mindy.
00:42:40Actually, the drink is for me.
00:42:43I dropped the red cherry in the spiked drink.
00:42:48Cheers.
00:42:49Everyone.
00:43:00Did I have your attention over here, please?
00:43:04Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness a once-in-a-lifetime spectacle.
00:43:08Dora the Boar is about to make an unforgettable announcement.
00:43:14Not with her mouth, but with her...
00:43:17Well, it's...
00:43:18Five, four, six.
00:43:20Come on, a little closer.
00:43:21Trust me, you will not regret what you are about to witness.
00:43:23Three, two, one.
00:43:26One, two, three, two, one.
00:43:55One, two, three, two, one.
00:43:57Yo, Mindy just shit her pants!
00:44:00Oh, hold it.
00:44:05What if I get falling?
00:44:07That's right.
00:44:09Shut up.
00:44:12Put that down.
00:44:13Stop filming me!
00:44:17Ah!
00:44:22Thank you for saving me.
00:44:24How did you know she was going to do that?
00:44:27I was watching her.
00:44:29I knew she couldn't handle how good you looked.
00:44:33How do things go with Leo?
00:44:35Great.
00:44:36We're going on a date.
00:44:38It's all thanks to you.
00:44:39Thanks, guys.
00:44:48I appreciate you.
00:44:49I'll pay you back ASAP.
00:44:56And...
00:44:56That Dora.
00:44:58She knows I had a party.
00:44:59Yeah, bullshit.
00:45:00And don't send her any dick pics.
00:45:02Too late.
00:45:03But hey, she sent her first.
00:45:06Look.
00:45:07I know you got a crush on her, but...
00:45:09I saw her first, right?
00:45:10Dude.
00:45:11She's not a piece of property.
00:45:14She's a good person.
00:45:17Yeah, she's special.
00:45:19Yeah.
00:45:20So don't jerk her around.
00:45:22Look, dude.
00:45:23Don't tell me how to live my life, all right?
00:45:25Heads in the game.
00:45:26This is it.
00:45:28Talent Scouts.
00:45:29Contracts.
00:45:29Big money.
00:45:30Big future.
00:45:36I gotta go.
00:45:43Mr. Constantine.
00:45:45You said you'd fix this by today.
00:45:50I am.
00:45:52I'm fixing it.
00:45:53You're kidding me, Shane, here.
00:45:56Hey, what the fuck?
00:45:57Relax.
00:45:59You'll still be able to play.
00:46:09Next time, you won't be able to play.
00:46:16And after that, game over.
00:46:18Game over.
00:46:26Hey, right on time.
00:46:34So, should I go for more of a smoky eye or, like, a peach blossom?
00:46:39I know.
00:46:39Who is Leo's favorite member of Blackpink?
00:46:41What?
00:46:43Just joking.
00:46:44No, but I think we do need to skip to the tactics portion of your secret sex manual.
00:46:50You're a big date with him.
00:46:58I don't know all that much, to be honest.
00:47:01Dora, you're the expert.
00:47:02You tell me.
00:47:03Just wing it, Dora.
00:47:04Okay?
00:47:05Everybody just wings it.
00:47:05I don't know.
00:47:07What's wrong with you?
00:47:08Wait, I've got a buddy who's gonna hack the bank for you.
00:47:11All right, so come on.
00:47:11Pay up.
00:47:12Wait, really?
00:47:14When am I gonna know who's dumping all the money on me?
00:47:16Soon.
00:47:17If you keep your promises.
00:47:20All right, okay, fine.
00:47:21What do you need to know?
00:47:22Apart from the whole K-hole eyes thing or whatever.
00:47:24Well, which underwear?
00:47:28Black or what?
00:47:31The black ones are a little bit see-through, see?
00:47:32Yeah, I can see.
00:47:33You don't need to hand them to me.
00:47:35And you're handing them to me.
00:47:36Oh, shit, I'm getting harder.
00:47:38Dude, not in front of her.
00:47:39Fuck.
00:47:41Yeah, these feel too soft.
00:47:43You might not want to take them off.
00:47:44So, the other ones?
00:47:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:47:47Okay.
00:47:50Up until this point, my life has been a sex-negative kiss-negative, too.
00:47:55Actually, I've never kissed anyone.
00:47:58So, could you show me?
00:48:10All right.
00:48:12You asked for it.
00:48:14If I wanted to kiss you, the first thing I'd do is get you close.
00:48:22Maybe offer you my jacket.
00:48:27And then use that as an excuse to keep you close.
00:48:32And then look into your eyes.
00:48:35And then tilt your chin up.
00:48:36Is that where you'd be ready for my kiss?
00:48:50the tongue does
00:49:05gross
00:49:07I don't know
00:49:08do it again
00:49:20why do you stop
00:49:33is it being weird
00:49:35did I do something wrong
00:49:47please tell me
00:49:50because you love Leo
00:49:52not me
00:49:53you're cool
00:49:58okay there's nothing else I can really tell you
00:50:01that's like the launch pad right there
00:50:04I feel like you're gonna ghost me for being weird
00:50:08sorry
00:50:11I know that it sounds needy
00:50:14I just feel exposed
00:50:16me too
00:50:19sorry
00:50:20you feel exposed because you're sensitive and you care
00:50:24everyone else is a player
00:50:26they're the ones who are shit
00:50:27not you
00:50:28I'm sorry I got stuff to do
00:50:31tell me why him
00:50:36why Leo
00:50:37really
00:50:39I thought you were friends
00:50:41yeah we're good on the ice together
00:50:43he's only ever treated you like a gopher
00:50:45I mean growing up you always just said we get married
00:50:50his mom left him and his brothers
00:50:53I just kind of wanted to save him
00:50:57so I guess that
00:51:00kind of mixed in with crushing on him for 10 years
00:51:03so you know him better than I do
00:51:06right
00:51:07and you're just gonna hand him your v-card
00:51:08and you're just going to imagine my future
00:51:15why
00:51:16what did you listen to some good-looking bitchy girl like Mindy
00:51:19yeah hot bitchy chicks
00:51:21hey but at least I knew where I was heading with them
00:51:23okay I wasn't crashing into some white fence fantasy with a complete dickhead
00:51:27what
00:51:28hey you don't get to judge me
00:51:32hey Troy
00:51:46is this okay
00:51:48I invite Lloyd up his phone
00:51:53he doesn't care what I look like
00:51:56this is all for Leo
00:51:58seriously who cares
00:52:03she'll work it out
00:52:04he'll bang her and burn her and she'll move on
00:52:06lesson learned
00:52:07fuck I hate that she's giving herself to him
00:52:12that narcissist would just hurt her
00:52:25how's your hand?
00:52:26I just heard a punch in the bag
00:52:28it's alright though I'm good
00:52:30still on track to be the Wayne Gretzky of our generation
00:52:32you've seen me play
00:52:33I have
00:52:35you know
00:52:36that's what I like about you
00:52:37what did you think about that overtime shot last week?
00:52:40how was I?
00:52:41I think it was great
00:52:42you know
00:52:42honestly I'm thinking about
00:52:44expanding my involvement with the team next year
00:52:46right
00:52:46and next year's gonna be even bigger for me
00:52:48you know
00:52:49I'm looking like a first draft pick already
00:52:50everybody's gonna be like
00:52:51Leo
00:52:52Leo
00:52:53yeah I'm really excited
00:52:55why did I upset Troy?
00:52:57he's been so nice
00:52:59he's just asking me a question
00:53:00he's the one guy who gets my jokes
00:53:03I mean they should make a wine after me
00:53:06the Leo Constantine
00:53:08oh
00:53:09Leo's still talking about himself
00:53:11everything's great
00:53:13and that's why we should fuck
00:53:16what?
00:53:18Leo, there's something I should tell you
00:53:21about us
00:53:22you were right
00:53:28I know
00:53:29so
00:53:30your room or mine?
00:53:31no
00:53:31we're better off as friends
00:53:33no we should fuck
00:53:39look I
00:53:42actually think I have feelings for someone else
00:53:45let me guess
00:53:46Troy?
00:53:48I haven't really talked with the other person yet
00:53:50so I can't
00:53:51I can't really say
00:53:51it's cool
00:53:52I know it's Troy
00:53:53Dora
00:53:55I'm really attracted to you
00:53:59and I don't know if you remember
00:54:01but as kids we used to joke around about getting married
00:54:03it just feels like there's something you know
00:54:06between you and I
00:54:09why'd you just walk away with the hockey puck
00:54:11hitting me in the face?
00:54:24did I?
00:54:25yeah
00:54:25I mean
00:54:26maybe it's just because of the way we you know
00:54:28grew up
00:54:29you're one of us
00:54:29like one of the boys you know
00:54:31I don't know
00:54:32it just felt like that made something special between us
00:54:34right?
00:54:36uh this isn't gonna work
00:54:43Tora
00:54:45I'm the hottest guy on the team
00:54:47I'm really flattered
00:54:50I am
00:54:51and you are the hottest
00:54:52but
00:54:53I think you'll find someone else
00:54:55this is gonna leave a scar
00:54:58I don't even leave a brace
00:55:02where's your nerdy little bookworm shadow?
00:55:24who?
00:55:25who?
00:55:26really?
00:55:27borer?
00:55:28Dora the borer
00:55:30she's on a date
00:55:32with Leo
00:55:34no way
00:55:35actually
00:55:39I don't care
00:55:40you're not exclusive
00:55:42how about you?
00:55:44are you upset that she's with him?
00:55:47are you jealous?
00:55:49she's free to make her own choices
00:55:50well I'm sorry if she hurt you
00:55:54I am
00:55:56remember what I said to you
00:56:02when we first met at that sophomore swim meet?
00:56:06wow
00:56:06is that a bike seat in your speedo?
00:56:11or are you just looking for a ride?
00:56:13I know
00:56:16I could
00:56:18go for a ride now
00:56:20if you want
00:56:20you know for
00:56:22old time's sake
00:56:23no thanks
00:56:26but I
00:56:28maybe he'll be right to you
00:56:43what's next?
00:56:49look
00:57:08what's next you made the street?
00:57:11But you can't make this one smell like me.
00:57:13Oh yeah, that's definitely the bruise.
00:57:28You're going... in the penalty box.
00:57:33Not snake dickhead.
00:57:41You okay?
00:57:48Shit, run.
00:57:50Go, go, go, go, go!
00:57:52Keep going, I'm coming!
00:58:03Oh my God.
00:58:06You okay?
00:58:07Yeah, the guy was trying to kill me. Why?
00:58:12You okay? You hurt?
00:58:17I'm fine, I'm fine.
00:58:18Oh, you're hurt.
00:58:20Did he stab you?
00:58:21Take off your shirt.
00:58:31You must have got a cut from the guy's ring.
00:58:33Cut. Uh, first aid.
00:58:35It's under the table.
00:58:37Oh, it's...
00:58:38Oh, it's...
00:58:39Yes.
00:58:40Sorry.
00:58:41Okay.
00:58:50Okay.
00:58:52It's so lucky you were there.
00:58:56Why?
00:58:57Were you there?
00:58:58I was just going to hit the bars.
00:59:01Why were you in the alley?
00:59:02Where's Leo?
00:59:04I called off my date.
00:59:07But I thought he was number one.
00:59:10Actually, I'm starting to think he's more like number twos.
00:59:13Yeah, he is for letting you walk home alone like that.
00:59:15You need to tell the cops that you were assaulted.
00:59:23I won't.
00:59:25Yeah.
00:59:26Okay.
00:59:27Okay.
00:59:28I found something important last night.
00:59:29What?
00:59:30Leo is not the one for me.
00:59:31Yeah.
00:59:32Finally.
00:59:33Who is the right person?
00:59:35Stupid.
00:59:36I should've known you don't feel so bad.
00:59:38No.
00:59:39No.
00:59:40You're not.
00:59:41No.
00:59:42No.
00:59:43No.
00:59:44No.
00:59:45No.
00:59:46No.
00:59:47No.
00:59:48No.
00:59:49No.
00:59:50No.
00:59:51No.
00:59:52No.
00:59:53No.
00:59:54No.
00:59:55No.
00:59:56No.
00:59:57No.
00:59:58No.
00:59:59No.
01:00:00No.
01:00:01No.
01:00:02I should've known you don't feel the same way.
01:00:04How do you know I don't?
01:00:07Cuz...
01:00:08you didn't say anything.
01:00:10Because you said all those times that Leo is your future.
01:00:14You love him.
01:00:15If I love him...
01:00:19then why did I leave the restaurant.
01:00:25It's a black twist.
01:00:27Are you sure?
01:00:33Yes.
01:00:37I went to the restaurant because I couldn't handle the idea of you and the O'Bean together.
01:00:43Then I saw you holding hands.
01:00:48You went to the restaurant?
01:00:50Yeah.
01:00:51For the ribs.
01:00:57Are you sure?
01:01:22Yes.
01:01:57Was it all right?
01:02:10It was amazing.
01:02:12How was it for you?
01:02:15My ribs don't hurt anymore.
01:02:18It was really...
01:02:19Really?
01:02:21The best.
01:02:27Good morning.
01:02:41Morning.
01:02:42Sleep good?
01:02:44Best I've ever slept.
01:02:46So what do we do now?
01:02:49Do we...
01:02:50Do we do it again?
01:02:51Do we do it again?
01:02:55What do the experts say?
01:02:57The experts eat breakfast.
01:03:02I'll go get changed.
01:03:04Meet you at the cafe at 9.30.
01:03:07I'll get him.
01:03:16See you a little bit.
01:03:17We're sure we can do it again.
01:03:37I can't believe last night really happened.
01:03:55With the right person.
01:03:57Dora.
01:04:0350.
01:04:04Look.
01:04:06I know we're never going to be friends.
01:04:08But I also really don't like when people do shitty things.
01:04:11What are you talking about?
01:04:13I know you've been spending a lot of time with Troy.
01:04:16You may even have a little crush on him.
01:04:19Which is fine.
01:04:19But.
01:04:22But.
01:04:26Hayley overheard him hanging out at the gym talking about you.
01:04:30And I know you're not going to believe me.
01:04:31So I thought it'd be best if you heard it for yourself.
01:04:38In bed, these needy virgins will do anything.
01:04:41She's a bit fat.
01:04:41But you know, fat brings the flavor, right?
01:04:44And Dora's like so grateful.
01:04:46Throw the dog a bone, eh?
01:04:47Do you think I need to cry in peace?
01:04:57Oh, someone should really be with you when you're so upset.
01:05:02Gee.
01:05:04And how do you find the time?
01:05:08Between laughing at how I look and then talking behind my back?
01:05:12Troy would never say that.
01:05:15Leo, right?
01:05:15What is it, AI?
01:05:19No, it's real.
01:05:21And you are the dumbest bitch on this campus if you don't take a warning from someone who is trying to help.
01:05:26You are the crappiest foley if you think I'm going to believe that.
01:05:30I'm going to tell you this now because I don't think you're going to fear it out yourself.
01:05:34But hurting me is not going to read back whoever left you.
01:05:37Please, don't let that tape be real.
01:05:56He's not coming.
01:05:57That tape was real.
01:05:58Come here, you piece of shit.
01:06:12Yell all you want, Mr. Ace.
01:06:15No one will ever find you.
01:06:18Who are you?
01:06:27What do you want?
01:06:28Shut up and listen.
01:06:31We're going to play carrot.
01:06:32Then step.
01:06:33The carrot is you're going to be a TV star.
01:06:36Take this bag off my head.
01:06:39Now there's a bunch of money in your account.
01:06:41You took that money.
01:06:43You're a girl of a game.
01:06:45You're bookies?
01:06:47Is that all this is?
01:06:49You're going to say on camera that you made a big mistake.
01:06:54You have a gambling problem.
01:06:56But you're seeking help.
01:06:58Rehabbing God.
01:07:00Hoping for a healing miracle.
01:07:04I'll never do it.
01:07:05I'm glad you sent me.
01:07:08Now here is the stake.
01:07:18No.
01:07:20You will say a few words on camera and quit the team.
01:07:23And Dora gets the keep for gracious.
01:07:35This is a KGB-issued spy gun.
01:07:40It fires one bullet.
01:07:44If you don't want said bullet in your girlfriend's skull,
01:07:47then do as I command.
01:07:49I'll do it.
01:07:56I'll do it.
01:07:56Hey.
01:08:14It's me again.
01:08:14I just want to make sure you're okay.
01:08:18We're okay.
01:08:21Kali.
01:08:21Kali.
01:08:21The cream is always the answer.
01:08:36But you've abandoned me too.
01:08:37Back to the store.
01:08:45I cannot believe this.
01:08:46I know, right?
01:08:47What's going on?
01:08:53It's unreal.
01:08:56It's Troy.
01:08:57I've been busted match fixing.
01:08:59Coach, I'm really sorry.
01:09:01And to my teammates.
01:09:03And to the whole team.
01:09:04I screwed up.
01:09:05And I'm prepared to accept whatever's going on.
01:09:06Where have you been?
01:09:26I have been calling and calling.
01:09:29We should talk.
01:09:31Yes.
01:09:31Yes, we should.
01:09:32Someone is distributing fake AI confessions of you.
01:09:35Mindy just tried to make me out with one, too.
01:09:37I think it's the same people behind the bank.
01:09:38It's not AI.
01:09:40Hey, it's real.
01:09:42It's me.
01:09:44What?
01:09:46It was all me.
01:09:48You took a bribe?
01:09:51Yeah.
01:09:54Oh, babe.
01:09:56Why would you say that?
01:09:59I mean, why would you have me look into it for you?
01:10:01I was setting up an alibi.
01:10:04But I got caught.
01:10:06By who?
01:10:08The authorities.
01:10:10Who exactly?
01:10:13Look, this doesn't involve you, okay?
01:10:15Just back off.
01:10:16Oh.
01:10:17Oh, no.
01:10:18Something else is going on here.
01:10:19For fuck's sake, Tor.
01:10:21Don't you get it?
01:10:22I was using you.
01:10:24Thank you for making it so easy for me.
01:10:27Especially last night.
01:10:28You don't mean that.
01:10:37Just tell me which authorities.
01:10:38I will talk to them.
01:10:40It doesn't matter.
01:10:42Okay, it's too late.
01:10:42Troy, please.
01:10:44For fuck's sake.
01:10:45What don't you understand?
01:10:47You're just a dorky, plain Jane little nerd.
01:10:50I'm the captain of the hockey team, and you're a little ex-virgin.
01:10:54You're always dumping your feelings on me.
01:10:57It's not worth the hassle.
01:10:58I'm sorry, Dora.
01:11:06But it's the only way to keep you safe.
01:11:08You should have known.
01:11:14Of course, somewhere like Troy wouldn't want to be with me.
01:11:29I count this for you.
01:11:30Hey.
01:11:32I say.
01:11:38I don't believe all of those moments from your fleet.
01:11:43He's a hockey player, not an actor.
01:11:46Something else is going to happen.
01:11:49Something made a wish for me.
01:12:08My dad.
01:12:19It's a camera.
01:12:27Hey.
01:12:29What program did you do is to make Troy's voice?
01:12:31Tell me.
01:12:32Go away, Dora.
01:12:34Screw you.
01:12:36Just send me a link.
01:12:37No.
01:12:39It was real.
01:12:41I'll punch you again.
01:12:55I just need one minute in his room to put my plan into motion.
01:13:02Who is it?
01:13:04Hey, it's Dora.
01:13:05Sorry, I thought you'd be at hockey.
01:13:11Got kicked off the team, remember?
01:13:13Of course he did.
01:13:14You idiot.
01:13:16I'm just looking for my hair clips.
01:13:21They're not here.
01:13:24You shouldn't be here, Dora.
01:13:25I don't want you here.
01:13:27It's alright.
01:13:29I made a pact with myself.
01:13:30If my hair clips aren't in there, I'll just...
01:13:31I'll just go.
01:13:36They're not here.
01:13:39Okay.
01:13:39Good night.
01:13:40Yes.
01:13:40Good morning, Dora.
01:13:42Good morning.
01:13:44Good morning.
01:13:50Good morning.
01:13:53Good morning.
01:13:53Good morning.
01:13:54Good morning.
01:14:00Good morning.
01:14:0140, told you.
01:14:01Come on.
01:14:01Let's go.
01:14:01Good morning.
01:14:03Good morning.
01:14:03Good morning.
01:14:05How did you go apare?
01:14:06How did you do?
01:14:07You're right.
01:14:07Good morning.
01:14:07What happened?
01:14:08Uh, wait, Troy, before you go, I have information about the money in your bank account.
01:14:23You found out who put it there?
01:14:26Yeah, yeah, my friend, she has a name.
01:14:29So we can take this evidence to the cops?
01:14:31Yes.
01:14:32Meet me in the library at Wedding.
01:14:34I'll have all the information then.
01:14:38Why can't you take Di for an answer, Dora?
01:14:51You're ruining everything.
01:14:59Oh, I didn't see you there.
01:15:02I thought you were a book.
01:15:03It's probably because you can't read.
01:15:05Yes, you can.
01:15:07Right?
01:15:08Mindy, I really don't have time for this.
01:15:12Because you're too busy being alone.
01:15:13Yeah.
01:15:17You are exhausting.
01:15:19All right, just do me a favor.
01:15:21Get some real friends.
01:15:21Get some therapy, please.
01:15:23Before you end up being the one who is all left alone.
01:15:31Leo, hi.
01:15:33Hey, you're just in time to watch me destroy Boar.
01:15:38Get lost.
01:15:39Dora, we need to talk.
01:15:42What?
01:15:45Apologize to me.
01:15:46No.
01:15:54Get lost.
01:15:56Leo, right now is really not a good time.
01:16:08Okay, I'm expecting someone.
01:16:09I know.
01:16:11I talked to Troy about the situation.
01:16:13He's talking with the coach right now, okay?
01:16:15He sent me here to talk with you.
01:16:17Who transferred the money into his account?
01:16:20Troy wouldn't tell you that.
01:16:21It was you.
01:16:27You were the one that hit the camera.
01:16:28You were the one who set up Troy.
01:16:29Keep your voice down.
01:16:33Set up Troy.
01:16:33Keep your voice down.
01:16:35Why would you do that?
01:16:37He's your friend.
01:16:39The team needs him.
01:16:40They're going to lose without him.
01:16:41That's the point.
01:16:42I owe a lot of money to some seriously dangerous people.
01:16:48That's how I wanted you to pay it off.
01:16:52Am I losing?
01:16:53Duh.
01:16:54The bets are in.
01:16:56There's no way they're going to win now.
01:16:58Unless you screw it up.
01:17:00What about Troy Scooch?
01:17:02Right, he'll never go pro.
01:17:03This could follow him around for the rest of his life.
01:17:06That's the free market, baby.
01:17:08And now I'm free.
01:17:10So, I'm going to the cops.
01:17:11You're not going anywhere, moron.
01:17:19You wouldn't hurt me.
01:17:20Of course not.
01:17:22Big Mike?
01:17:22I'm surprised you even got out of the alley.
01:17:26You organized that?
01:17:28Well, Big Mike contributed to the idea and he is a hitman.
01:17:32Hitmen hit people.
01:17:34You're a monster.
01:17:35Me?
01:17:36He's the hitman?
01:17:38Why'd you have to stick your nerdy nose in my business in the first place?
01:17:41You're a public space, you idiot.
01:17:45If you don't come with me right now and be quiet, I'll make sure Big Mike finishes with a start on Troy.
01:17:51It's just people.
01:17:53Okay?
01:17:54Okay.
01:17:55Come.
01:17:56Let's go.
01:17:57Let's go.
01:17:57I know it wasn't you.
01:18:12I found a way to reveal who set you up.
01:18:13I'm meeting them in the library, no one.
01:18:24Pick up Dora.
01:18:25She would never leave this.
01:18:38Have you guys seen Dora?
01:18:40Who?
01:18:42Come on, stop acting like an insecure bitch for two seconds.
01:18:44She's in danger.
01:18:46Promise?
01:18:49Relax.
01:18:49I saw her leave with Leo like 20 minutes ago.
01:18:52Leo?
01:18:54Why was he with Dora?
01:18:59You gotta kick her to the curb, bro.
01:19:02Thanks, guys.
01:19:03I appreciate you.
01:19:04I'll pay you back in a second.
01:19:11Holy shit.
01:19:13It's been Leo this whole time.
01:19:14Come on, Mike.
01:19:21Pick up!
01:19:23Leo, this is crazy.
01:19:25We've known each other forever.
01:19:26We can fix this.
01:19:27I...
01:19:28We're in way too deep.
01:19:30Pick up, Big Mike.
01:19:33He burned you.
01:19:35Well, shit.
01:19:37Okay, the hockey game's coming up.
01:19:39People, if you don't show up, people are...
01:19:41They're gonna start asking serious questions.
01:19:43Here's a free lesson for you.
01:19:45And all you dopey fucking girls out there,
01:19:47talking more does not fucking help.
01:19:50Why did you even help, Troy?
01:19:52Want to get laid or something?
01:19:54You made a deal.
01:19:56For what?
01:19:59She's gonna help me get your attention.
01:20:01And then I was gonna trace somebody.
01:20:04Well...
01:20:05You got my attention now.
01:20:09Yeah.
01:20:11I see why Big Mike likes this.
01:20:13It's actually a turn-on
01:20:17to feel someone fully under your power.
01:20:21Do you remember what you told me?
01:20:24About losing your virginity?
01:20:28I know I'm a day late, but...
01:20:30I've still got a few minutes.
01:20:31You little bitch.
01:20:42I hope it hurts.
01:20:45You're a little spicy.
01:20:47That's why I like it.
01:20:49I would rather die than let you touch me.
01:20:52We can do both.
01:20:53I'm sure Big Mike wants a slice too.
01:20:54You up for that?
01:20:55I don't ever look up to you.
01:20:58You are not kind, brave, or courageous.
01:21:03Not even a good hockey player.
01:21:05I mean, Troy sets up half your shots.
01:21:08Bullshit.
01:21:08I mean, if Troy was playing the scouts,
01:21:12they wouldn't even take a second to look at you.
01:21:14Shut the fuck up.
01:21:15You don't even know what you're talking about.
01:21:16No, it's true.
01:21:17Your entire team knows that Troy carries you.
01:21:20Do you know how much they're gonna hate you
01:21:22when they found out they were betrayed by our bet?
01:21:23I said shut up!
01:21:25Go on!
01:21:25Do it!
01:21:26Now you're gonna be a woman-hitting coward, too.
01:21:28Shut up!
01:21:29What the fuck did you do to her?
01:21:51Nothing she didn't deserve.
01:21:53If Big Mike gets here,
01:21:54he'll take care of both of you, too.
01:21:56No, Leonie's not coming.
01:21:57If you hurt us, that is on you.
01:22:03It's okay.
01:22:06Stay there.
01:22:07Get back with her.
01:22:08Why, dickhead?
01:22:09What's your plan?
01:22:10Tie both of you up.
01:22:12Then I'm gonna lock the door.
01:22:15And do what?
01:22:16Go play?
01:22:18Then I'm gonna light a little fire.
01:22:20And then I'll go play.
01:22:22See, not so stupid now, huh?
01:22:25Keep it up, Leo.
01:22:26I already called the cops.
01:22:28Yeah, prove it.
01:22:29Let me see.
01:22:33Oh, I'm gonna gut you, man.
01:22:34I'm gonna get you.
01:22:35Hey, I'm gonna cut you!
01:22:37Boy, no.
01:22:38I don't care, Nora.
01:22:40He's not gonna hurt you.
01:22:44It's the police!
01:22:45Did he hurt you?
01:23:08I'm fine.
01:23:09You have to hurry.
01:23:12No, it's fine.
01:23:13He's out.
01:23:13We need to call the cops right now.
01:23:15We can still make it to the hockey game.
01:23:17That's too late.
01:23:19I'm finished.
01:23:20No one's gonna believe anything I say now.
01:23:25Let's go.
01:23:26Coach.
01:23:37What are you doing?
01:23:41Get out.
01:23:42Get off the premises.
01:23:43Just give me two minutes to explain.
01:23:44You know how much damage you've done?
01:23:46Listen, Troy had nothing to do with the match mixing.
01:23:49It was Leo, right?
01:23:50He did it to pay off his debts.
01:23:51What?
01:23:53He's a gambler.
01:23:55Okay?
01:23:55Getting me off the team squareded away with the people he owes money to.
01:23:58Where is he, right?
01:23:59I've been calling for two hours.
01:24:00He's with the police.
01:24:02All right, I have the number if you want to check with him.
01:24:04Do you have to let Troy play?
01:24:06I don't have time for these fairy tales.
01:24:08I want you off the premises so security's gonna kick you out.
01:24:14Let's go.
01:24:14Let's open it.
01:24:15All due respect, Coach, you are an idiot.
01:24:20Dora.
01:24:21No, no, no, he needs to hear this.
01:24:23Do you know how badly you're gonna get trolled when they find out that you lost the biggest
01:24:26game of the season because you wouldn't let your best player play?
01:24:37Let's go.
01:24:38Whatever bitchy thing you are about to say, save it.
01:25:04I am way too happy to waste any time on you.
01:25:06The girls are here to witness me not saying this, but you did good.
01:25:14Troy played and we won because of you.
01:25:23I'm big enough to accept that.
01:25:28I'm also big enough to know that you will always be a girl bullying bitch.
01:25:32I am.
01:25:37But now it's time for you to thank me.
01:25:39For what?
01:25:41For letting people see you with me when I bully you.
01:25:44It's a special relationship.
01:25:46They're not friends.
01:25:48Just try stopping me.
01:25:49Hey, I'm looking everywhere for you.
01:26:05Is there a reason you're still not dressed?
01:26:06I just couldn't wait any longer to see you.
01:26:10You were amazing out there.
01:26:12The scouts, they couldn't keep their eyes off of you.
01:26:15It's crazy.
01:26:16Three of them want me to go see them.
01:26:17And I think Leo's crazy shit is just a fantastic story for the media.
01:26:22I hope your dreams are coming true.
01:26:26I hope.
01:26:26Sure, you want to go get pizza with the boys to celebrate?
01:26:40Not pizza.
01:26:42It'll stop.
01:26:43I'm sick of getting better and better.
01:27:07I guess it's you and me.
01:27:10I love you like crazy.
01:27:12Would you love me?
01:27:16Right?
01:27:19Yes.
01:27:21Don't worry, I'm adorable.
01:27:24I love you like crazy.
01:27:33You saved me.
01:27:35You saved me first.
01:27:37I'm really glad you were the one I lost my virginity to.
01:27:40I don't want to argue with that.
01:27:46You're a really good tutor, you know.
01:27:48I'm glad you think so, you know.
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