- 6/12/2025
Not Your Average Intern Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh, what the hell?
00:00:29Like, move, dirty peasant.
00:00:32Why would you kick it?
00:00:33You're like totally in my way.
00:00:36Why would you kick it?
00:00:37Miss Foden.
00:00:40Are you alright?
00:00:42I'm okay, Sister Matthews. Thank you.
00:00:45We're so grateful to have the Foden heiress helping us out.
00:00:49You know, I could have given you easier work.
00:00:52No, Sister Matthews, I insist.
00:00:55I know it's not cheap to hire a cleaner, especially with the orphanage running on a deficit.
00:00:59I need to take this real quick. It's my father.
00:01:07Hello?
00:01:08You know, washing walls at an orphanage, it's not a real job.
00:01:12Stop spying on me, Dad. Get a life.
00:01:15I think it's time for you to return to the family business and marry your fiancé.
00:01:18Or I could get my own job at MG Corp.
00:01:20Dad, we've been over this. I mean, what is this, the 15th century?
00:01:24Family influence and arranged marriages are so overrated.
00:01:26Last thing I need is a spoiled princess who I've never met hanging around my neck.
00:01:31No, I don't want this.
00:01:33I'm not marrying him.
00:01:34Like, why do we have to go through a shitty orphanage to, like, get to the car every day?
00:01:45It's, like, totally gross walking past that place.
00:01:47Careful not to spill anything, Kate.
00:01:49I borrowed this car from my boss.
00:01:50It's, like, my first day, Dad.
00:01:52I can't have people at work thinking I live in the ghetto or whatever.
00:01:58God, this coffee's nasty.
00:02:00What the fuck?
00:02:07Are you serious?
00:02:09I can't be late for my first day of work.
00:02:10I gotta move along.
00:02:15All right, listen up.
00:02:17Mr. McGuire's fiancé will be here any minute.
00:02:19If you want to be promoted fast, this is it.
00:02:22We are so happy to have you here, Ms. Kate.
00:02:41Welcome to MG, Ms. Kate.
00:02:49Welcome to MG, Ms. Kate.
00:02:51I love that dress you're wearing.
00:02:55And the heels.
00:02:57And that diamond ring.
00:02:59Look at that.
00:03:00You and Mr. McGuire make the most perfect couple.
00:03:03I cannot wait for your wedding.
00:03:06Oh.
00:03:06My.
00:03:07God.
00:03:08They totally think I'm the CEO's fiancé or something.
00:03:11Take this opportunity, Kathleen.
00:03:13Maybe you can use it to become Mr. McGuire's real wife.
00:03:16Hey, everyone.
00:03:17Let's keep things on the down low, okay?
00:03:20I don't like to brag about being a billionaire's wife.
00:03:24Oh.
00:03:24You got it, Kate.
00:03:25And who are you?
00:03:37The new janitor?
00:03:39Hi.
00:03:39No, I'm one of the new interns.
00:03:41How dare you wear that trash to work?
00:03:44We are the most prestigious advertising firm in the world.
00:03:54I'm sorry, someone accidentally spilled their coffee on me on the way to work.
00:03:56I didn't have a spare.
00:03:58The sun is, like, scorching.
00:04:01I'm worried it's gonna, like, melt my silk or something.
00:04:04We'll deal with you later.
00:04:05I am so sorry, Kate.
00:04:07Sometimes dealing with the subordinates can be a chore.
00:04:10Right this way.
00:04:13Oh, my God.
00:04:14Kate is stunning.
00:04:15I wish I could marry Mr. McGuire.
00:04:17Imagine swimming in a pool of cash every day.
00:04:20A janitor could only dream.
00:04:23She'd probably end up pregnant by some junkie.
00:04:26I don't know.
00:04:28Who runs this place?
00:04:30Probably just some greedy, shallow jerk.
00:04:33There you are.
00:04:45Wait.
00:04:46Is her name Kate, too?
00:04:48She can't be the real fiancé, right?
00:04:52And this is your desk.
00:04:54I hope you like my decorations.
00:04:55I hope you like my decorations.
00:05:03Stay calm, Kate.
00:05:04You will have your own company in no time and crush the shithole.
00:05:17Oh, I am so sorry.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:20Are you gonna, like, pay for that?
00:05:23This bag is a Mariah limited edition.
00:05:26It's, like, expensive as fuck.
00:05:28You mean a Miriam.
00:05:31Miriam.
00:05:32Whatever.
00:05:33Look at this scratch.
00:05:34I'm gonna need some compensation for that.
00:05:37It's barely even noticeable.
00:05:38It was probably already there before I knocked it down.
00:05:40You think you know more about exclusive bands than a billionaire's fiancé?
00:05:44It's not even real.
00:05:50The audacity.
00:05:51Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:05:53If it were real, the handles would be made out of solid gold, not iron.
00:05:58Shit.
00:05:58Am I getting exposed?
00:06:00I don't believe it.
00:06:01I just happen to have a magnet right here.
00:06:04If it sticks, it's iron.
00:06:09It sticks.
00:06:10It's iron.
00:06:11How can a CEO's fiancé own a fake bag?
00:06:14My maid must have, like, stolen the real one or something.
00:06:18She's always eyeing my precious gifts from Mr. McGuire.
00:06:24I need to go call him.
00:06:26See what having dirty peasants around does to you?
00:06:29Catherine, you're still fired for wearing that dirty shirt to work.
00:06:38It's illegal to fire me for no reason, you ass kisser.
00:06:42Watch your mouth, peasant.
00:06:44Not only can I have you fired, I can kick your ass.
00:06:49Pull me right there.
00:06:51Hold it right there.
00:07:10You can't fire the new intern, Mary.
00:07:11In fact, you can't terminate anyone.
00:07:13That's my job.
00:07:14Of course.
00:07:14I completely understand.
00:07:15I just...
00:07:16Consider this a warning, and there will not be a second one.
00:07:21Authoritative charmer?
00:07:23Hmm.
00:07:23I wonder who he is.
00:07:31Consider yourself lucky.
00:07:39Yes?
00:07:40This is Mount Seymour Hospital.
00:07:41Sister Matthews has been admitted.
00:07:43What?
00:07:46Sister Matthews, are you okay?
00:07:52It's fine, Kate.
00:07:53I just missed a step coming off the stairs.
00:08:00It's you.
00:08:04It's you.
00:08:04It's you.
00:08:06How silly of me.
00:08:08Putting both of you as my emergency contact.
00:08:11Anyway, David, Catherine, Catherine, David.
00:08:15You two make such a good couple.
00:08:18It's a good one, sister.
00:08:20Matchmaking would be a perfect side gig.
00:08:22David here is the CEO of MG.
00:08:27Hold on.
00:08:28You're the CEO?
00:08:29Yes.
00:08:30David McGuire.
00:08:32So he's the notorious fiancé of that other Kate.
00:08:36Yikes.
00:08:36She's gorgeous.
00:08:39She should be my fiancé.
00:08:40I gotta take my shot.
00:08:42Actually, I have to get back to work.
00:08:44Intern schedules aren't exactly flexible at MG.
00:08:47Oh, actually, let me drive you.
00:08:48No, I'm fine.
00:08:50I'll enter.
00:08:54God damn it.
00:08:55What did I say wrong?
00:08:56Mr. McGuire, we need your signature.
00:09:11Your fiancé bought a $10 million necklace.
00:09:13A source of inspiration, shall we say.
00:09:16You've got to be kidding me.
00:09:18This is ridiculous.
00:09:19David, how's your fiancé?
00:09:25You met your Mrs. Fosin yet?
00:09:27Nope.
00:09:28Look at my face.
00:09:29Does it look like I want to?
00:09:32Damn.
00:09:33I'm still going to take a look.
00:09:34But now, Dad.
00:09:49How was your first day, kiddo?
00:09:51Have you met your fiancé?
00:09:52Hey, you!
00:09:54Where'd you put the necklace?
00:09:55What are you talking about?
00:10:01Ow, what the fuck?
00:10:02Where'd you put the necklace?
00:10:04Where's the necklace, Catherine?
00:10:05What necklace?
00:10:07I literally just had it, and then Catherine told me it was missing.
00:10:12What?
00:10:12I didn't say that.
00:10:13What necklace?
00:10:15Liar!
00:10:16Just admit it.
00:10:16You're nothing but a thief.
00:10:18What the fuck?
00:10:20You set me up.
00:10:21Oh, Catherine.
00:10:23If you really wanted it, I would have gifted it to you.
00:10:26You probably needed it more than I did after that fake handbag stunt you pulled.
00:10:30You shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you.
00:10:32That necklace was supposed to be a $10 million gift from Mr. McGuire to his fiancé, a source
00:10:38of inspiration.
00:10:39But you as a peasant wouldn't know anything about that.
00:10:41A peasant?
00:10:41Really?
00:10:49She is not my fiancé.
00:10:55Who are you calling a peasant?
00:10:57She is not my fiancé.
00:10:58I never even wanted this arranged marriage.
00:11:00Well, Mr. McGuire, you didn't need to come in.
00:11:02We, uh...
00:11:03Oh, crap.
00:11:05Has Mr. McGuire met his fiancé?
00:11:07Is he gonna expose me?
00:11:08I should just play along.
00:11:09Oh my god, babe!
00:11:11You're finally here.
00:11:14Find the security footage.
00:11:16I need to see exactly who took the necklace.
00:11:18Um, like, maybe this is all, like, a big misunderstanding, you know?
00:11:27Like, I'm, like, super generous, so I'm okay to let it slide this time.
00:11:37Hey, how about dinner?
00:11:39At the Morgans.
00:11:40I think we could all use a little break.
00:11:42I've still got some work on my plate, but, uh, you guys, go ahead.
00:11:48Maybe there's still a chance with her.
00:11:58Wait.
00:12:00Morgans?
00:12:01Like, the three-star Michelin restaurant?
00:12:03Why is she getting so worked up about a Michelin star?
00:12:07Is it a star of this heiress of the phones?
00:12:12So, Kate, uh, you studied in Milan?
00:12:27Yeah, uh, totally.
00:12:29I was there for, like, five years?
00:12:34Sorry to interrupt, ma'am.
00:12:36Are you ready to order?
00:12:37Yes, yes.
00:12:39I would like the lasagna.
00:12:43Lasagna alla Bolognese.
00:12:46She can't even pronounce the common Italian dish.
00:12:49Who is she?
00:12:51I love the papardelle al parmigiano.
00:12:57I, uh, I used to watch the soccer matches at Inter Milan San Siro Stadium.
00:13:02Did you ever catch a game there?
00:13:03I, uh, yeah, of course.
00:13:07It's, like, always packed.
00:13:10Actually, San Siro is AC Milan's stadium, not Inter Milan.
00:13:15Fucking bitch!
00:13:17And you are?
00:13:20Catherine.
00:13:20Nice to meet you.
00:13:21Everyone, red wine on me.
00:13:42Come on, like, what's Italian without wine, right?
00:13:45Ryan is picking up the bills anyway.
00:13:51No way I can afford it.
00:13:52Look, sorry, guys.
00:13:53Something came up.
00:13:54Enjoy your food.
00:14:00How is everyone doing?
00:14:02I will just leave the check right here whenever you're ready.
00:14:09Shit.
00:14:09Shit.
00:14:09Sorry, ma'am.
00:14:23Your card was declined.
00:14:25Um, try this one.
00:14:30Still declined, ma'am.
00:14:36Still declined, ma'am.
00:14:37God, fucking stupid bank!
00:14:39Okay, I'm just gonna call my dad, and he will sort this out.
00:14:52Ah!
00:14:55Fuck!
00:15:05I have it.
00:15:06I have it.
00:15:07I have another card.
00:15:08Try this one.
00:15:15Hi, I'd like to report my missing credit card.
00:15:20Hi, I'd like to report my missing credit card.
00:15:25Still declined, ma'am.
00:15:26What?
00:15:26No, it has to be your machine!
00:15:28Maybe we should just split the bill?
00:15:30But the wine alone was like two grand a bottle.
00:15:32That's more than my monthly rent.
00:15:33I'm just gonna run to the washroom.
00:15:37What am I gonna do?
00:15:40Settle the bill on that table for me, will ya?
00:15:44Thanks.
00:15:48Ma'am, your bill's settled.
00:15:50What?
00:15:51I guess Ryan was to call it and he paid the bill.
00:15:54Let's go, Ryan.
00:15:55Is Kathleen actually Mr. McGuire's fiancé?
00:16:08Seems really weird that none of her cards worked last night.
00:16:11What do you think, Mary?
00:16:12I don't know.
00:16:13Maybe there was some kind of mistake or something?
00:16:15Sorry, everyone.
00:16:18I, uh, left way too early yesterday.
00:16:21Kathleen, let me pay you back for the bill.
00:16:23Didn't Catherine say that Ryan had already paid for it?
00:16:26Um, I had a little issue with one of my cards, but one of them went through.
00:16:31Thanks, though.
00:16:32No worries.
00:16:33I, uh, I should have taken care of that.
00:16:35And sent.
00:16:38Yes!
00:16:39Free money!
00:16:40Oh, McGuire's fucking blind.
00:16:44I swear.
00:16:59Shit.
00:17:01So, she's the real heiress to the Foden family.
00:17:04Catherine Foden, David's fiancé.
00:17:06Better not reveal this yet.
00:17:08If I play my cards right, she might end things with David herself.
00:17:17All right, everyone.
00:17:18The presentation on the next project is coming up soon.
00:17:21Now, I expect everything to go smooth and flawless.
00:17:24You got it?
00:17:31I can't let that bitch beat me.
00:17:34I need her slides.
00:17:38Hey, Catherine.
00:17:39It's afternoon tea Wednesday.
00:17:42Isn't it your turn to go get everyone some sweets?
00:17:46Yes, I've been craving macarons.
00:17:48Especially the pistachio ones.
00:17:50And bubble tea from chat hours?
00:17:51Catherine, can you get some?
00:17:52Lose some weight, guys.
00:17:54You just ate chocolate.
00:17:55And you had a milk shake an hour ago.
00:17:58Whoa.
00:17:59How can someone be stingy and fat-shaming at the same time?
00:18:08Catherine.
00:18:09It's MG's house rules for the interns to go get the co-workers' teas.
00:18:14Don't know.
00:18:15Don't care.
00:18:16I would get MG to make money, not spend it on your cheap days.
00:18:20Oh my god.
00:18:21You can't even afford bubble tea?
00:18:24Maybe I should tell Mr. McGuire so he doesn't just hire any cheap losers.
00:18:29Stay calm, Kate.
00:18:30It's not worth it.
00:18:31Just do it.
00:18:32Dad is going to pair you with some rich asshole if you get fired.
00:18:37Fine.
00:18:38I'll go get it for you.
00:18:40It's her again.
00:19:08Second time's the charm, David.
00:19:09Don't screw this up.
00:19:16Nice sketches you got there.
00:19:17Oh, Jesus.
00:19:34Thanks.
00:19:35Just signing for presentation tomorrow.
00:19:37Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
00:19:38I just couldn't help but notice your work is inspired by Milton Glaser.
00:19:42Wait, you know about him?
00:19:44Yeah, of course.
00:19:46Eye-catching, psychedelic-inspired work, right?
00:19:49That's what you're going for?
00:19:50Yeah.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:51Gosh, he looks.
00:20:02He looks.
00:20:02Focus, Kate.
00:20:03You can't screw around with someone else's fiance.
00:20:04You can't screw around with someone else's fiance.
00:20:14Here.
00:20:16You can't screw around with someone else's fiance.
00:20:17You can't screw around with someone else's fiance.
00:20:17You can't screw around with someone else's fiance.
00:20:19Wow.
00:20:20That's exactly what I was aiming for.
00:20:22Thanks.
00:20:23You're welcome.
00:20:24What's taking you so long, Catherine?
00:20:32The presentation is today.
00:20:34Wait, what?
00:20:35Catherine, the next time you decide to take a long walk during work hours, don't bother
00:20:49coming back.
00:20:50Sorry, the line was long and I thought the present was...
00:20:52Save it.
00:20:52You'd better have something great for this presentation or the boss will shit-can you himself.
00:20:56He's watching.
00:20:57Alright.
00:20:58It's time.
00:20:59It's time.
00:21:00Kathleen, why don't you come up here and show us what you've got?
00:21:04Okay.
00:21:05For our sustainability project, we will have...
00:21:12Wait a minute.
00:21:15That's my design.
00:21:18And that is my presentation.
00:21:25Thank you guys so much.
00:21:27You stole my idea.
00:21:28That's a bold accusation.
00:21:30What proof do you have of that?
00:21:31Right here.
00:21:32Picture for picture and word for word.
00:21:35Who even are you to accuse me?
00:21:37What, like, corn or gas college should you go to?
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:41Why should we believe anything you say?
00:21:43Who do you have to sleep with to get this internship anyway?
00:21:46You people are vile.
00:21:48You're just jealous because I'm better than you.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51I'm getting you fired for plagiarism.
00:21:55I know who's telling the truth.
00:22:08I know who's telling the truth.
00:22:14Ryan, please take care of that.
00:22:16It was Catherine's idea, not the arranged fiance.
00:22:18You think you can just order me around, David?
00:22:23Think again.
00:22:25I heard from David, our boss, that Kate ran the ideas by him a couple days ago.
00:22:29See guys, I told you.
00:22:31She's lying.
00:22:32Not you.
00:22:33You.
00:22:34I meant Kathleen.
00:22:35I'm not sure where you get your ideas from, Catherine, but David sure didn't mention you.
00:22:48Clean the toilets for a week, Catherine.
00:22:49What?
00:22:50That's your punishment for lying to everyone.
00:22:52Fucking believable.
00:22:54And as for you, Kathleen, you will meet a prominent Italian designer, Niccolo Constellini, and show him your designs.
00:23:00MG is counting on you for this new deal.
00:23:02I would just die to meet Niccolo Constellini.
00:23:04You're so lucky.
00:23:06You know what?
00:23:07I'm pretty sure you can tag along.
00:23:09No big deal.
00:23:10You probably don't even know who Niccolo is.
00:23:12As if you're going.
00:23:14Mind your own business, you thief.
00:23:16Yeah, go clean your toilets, loser.
00:23:26Show everyone.
00:23:27She's a fraud.
00:23:35Hey, Dad.
00:23:36Shoot.
00:23:37I'm good.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41Oh my God, though, Dad.
00:23:42I'm about to meet this, like, super famous Italian designer.
00:23:46Oh my God, I feel like I'm going to be rich and famous soon and own that limo that you drive your boss around in.
00:23:51Yeah, and also, oh my God, I think my boss, David, I think he's, like, kind of into me.
00:23:56Her dad is a limo driver.
00:23:58Guess you are not the rich girl everyone thinks you are.
00:24:01I had this, like, English designer when I was little, you know, to, like, design all my clothes.
00:24:13Seriously?
00:24:14I bet she gets her nails done at the dollar store.
00:24:17Yeah.
00:24:18I had, like, Barbie dresses, Gucci belts.
00:24:22Here, do you want to see a picture?
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:25Why don't you take everyone to go meet Niccolo in your limo-cade?
00:24:28I mean, I'm sure they'd love to see that grand entrance again.
00:24:32Oh yeah, can we?
00:24:33Can we please, Kate?
00:24:34Please, I've never even taken a photo in a limo.
00:24:39Sure.
00:24:40I mean, yeah.
00:24:42Let me just go call my driver real quick and I will see where he's at.
00:24:58Dad, I need you to pick me up with the limo.
00:25:06What?
00:25:07I'm at work, honey.
00:25:08My boss needs the car in an hour.
00:25:10I don't care, Dad.
00:25:11I can't let my co-workers know that I don't own the car.
00:25:14I need you to pick me up right now or I swear to God I'm going to jump off this building.
00:25:19Okay, everyone, the car will be here shortly.
00:25:31Let's start packing up.
00:25:32You're the best, Kate.
00:25:34Catherine, be the warehouse peasant today.
00:25:37Take those to Niccolo's.
00:25:39What?
00:25:40No, she's not coming with us.
00:25:42Ew!
00:25:43I'm so sorry, Kate, but we're short-staffed today.
00:25:45She'll be a good little doggie.
00:25:47I'll make sure of it.
00:26:08Is that Paul?
00:26:10Dad's driver.
00:26:15Don't recognize me, Paul.
00:26:18Please?
00:26:33Kate!
00:26:34You want to go and find your old man?
00:26:38My dad's not going to be here today.
00:26:40Paul, you got it wrong.
00:26:44Let's get going, girls.
00:26:54I wish I could slap your daughter for you, Paul.
00:26:57No way.
00:26:58Is she picking up my trash?
00:27:12I threw that out weeks ago.
00:27:13Wow, Kate.
00:27:14You're such a cute kid.
00:27:15Yeah, I know.
00:27:16Everyone says so.
00:27:17Wait, but the girl in this picture has brown hair.
00:27:18Does she kind of look sick?
00:27:19I...
00:27:20Uh-huh.
00:27:21I...
00:27:22She must have dyed it.
00:27:23Oh, yeah.
00:27:24I dyed a blonde a few years back.
00:27:25It seems to be better, honestly.
00:27:26My new business.
00:27:27My new business.
00:27:28Stop this.
00:27:29Oh, my new business.
00:27:30Oh, my new business.
00:27:32Oh, my new business.
00:27:34Let's see how you handle this one.
00:27:35Oh, my new business.
00:27:36Oh, my new business.
00:27:37Oh, yeah, I dyed a blonde a few years back.
00:27:42It seems to be better, honestly.
00:27:46My new business.
00:27:51Let's see how you handle this one.
00:28:07Sorry guys, my boss needs the car.
00:28:09You'll need to get an Uber or something.
00:28:13Must be my dad.
00:28:15He's like, super busy.
00:28:17We'll get another car.
00:28:19Chop, chop.
00:28:31What the heck are you doing, dad?
00:28:33What am I going to tell my co-workers?
00:28:35Why are you keeping this up, Kate?
00:28:37We're not even rich.
00:28:39I need a sports car, okay?
00:28:41I don't care how you get it.
00:28:43Just do it.
00:28:45That's ridiculous. I can't afford that.
00:28:47It's tough enough trying to make money.
00:28:49Sell your blood or something, dad.
00:28:51Or take a bunch of stuff from your boss's house and sell it.
00:28:55I'm sure he has a bunch of useless, pricey stuff laying around.
00:28:59Well done.
00:29:03Cool.
00:29:04Cool.
00:29:05Cool.
00:29:06okay guys my uber lux is almost here maybe you should call mr mcguire kate i'm sure he'll send
00:29:33us a car the heat is killing us is mr mcguire coming or not come on kate we're gonna be late for mr
00:29:55costellini's appointment shut up damn it i don't have david's number in my phone
00:30:02okay okay ryan is gonna come pick us up david is way too busy right now
00:30:15hello
00:30:26hello all right all right i'll uh i'll be right there what's up your fiance's in trouble sir
00:30:51they were on their way to the appointment with nicolo costellini and got stuck on the road
00:30:56i'm gonna go help them out all right then
00:30:59i'll come with you
00:31:03mary will drive the rest of you kathleen and katherine can drive with us
00:31:22i don't think that you've met your fiancee yet kathleen
00:31:39david oh we've met i'm not really interested in our arranged marriage kathleen
00:31:43i think you should talk to your father miss phoned about it
00:31:46wait david is the fiancee dad set up for me
00:31:51shit are you kidding me i mean in this day and age i just don't really see the point
00:31:55do you
00:31:57so she was pretending to be me and she's not the boss's fiancee
00:32:03wow kathleen you are the dumbest bitch i've ever seen
00:32:08i need to talk to you kathleen hi uh can i bar you for a second
00:32:31look i know you're gonna ask
00:32:46why did he lie about the presentation ideas
00:32:49he knew they were mine
00:32:51he just lied to protect his kathleen that's all
00:32:54that's not fair it was my work
00:32:56and i wouldn't be carrying all these clothes if it wasn't
00:32:59he's he's a calculating man kathleen
00:33:01you should be careful around him
00:33:05one of them is a deceitful bastard
00:33:14i can't trust either of them
00:33:17thanks for the reminder ryan
00:33:21i appreciate it
00:33:23i appreciate it
00:33:53It's so good to meet the mastermind himself.
00:34:02Mr. Constellini, you are truly an inspiration.
00:34:06It's great to have an MG here.
00:34:10Mary, how are you?
00:34:13Oh, we're wonderful.
00:34:14Thank you very much.
00:34:15We actually had some designs we wanted to show you.
00:34:18Kathleen, would you want to show Niccolo those slides you had?
00:34:22Oh, you drew inspiration from Milton Glaser.
00:34:33Are you familiar with his famous New York designs?
00:34:36Oh, yeah.
00:34:38Totally.
00:34:39The whole Big Apple.
00:34:40You know, like, the Apple theme.
00:34:43I thought I told Ryan to sort this out.
00:34:54Why is she still presenting?
00:35:00Kathleen, please.
00:35:02Jonas over here for a moment.
00:35:04Time to save this idiot again.
00:35:06David's such a jerk.
00:35:18Kathleen, please.
00:35:26Why did you do a cabbage idea?
00:35:28I...
00:35:29I...
00:35:30I just...
00:35:31I just, like, paid her to help me.
00:35:34She needed the money.
00:35:35Okay.
00:35:36Okay.
00:35:37I get it.
00:35:38But enough.
00:35:39Hey.
00:35:40Do you want to grab dinner after this?
00:35:43Just you and me?
00:35:45No.
00:35:46We are not doing this.
00:35:48This bitch has to go.
00:35:50You are in for a surprise, big guy.
00:36:18Have fun.
00:36:20Now to get Kathleen in there with him.
00:36:26Then Catherine is online.
00:36:27O Foden heiress, here I come.
00:36:33Have fun.
00:36:35Now to get Kathleen in there with him.
00:36:38Then Catherine is online.
00:36:41O Foden heiress, here I come.
00:36:43Hey Catherine, David's looking for you down that hall.
00:36:53Hmm.
00:36:54Him again?
00:36:55Alright.
00:36:56Lead the way.
00:36:57Hello?
00:36:58What are you doing?
00:36:59Let me out, you bitch!
00:37:00Fucking setting me up again.
00:37:01What are you doing?
00:37:02Let me out, you bitch!
00:37:03Fucking setting me up again.
00:37:04Hello?
00:37:05What are you doing?
00:37:06Hello?
00:37:07What are you doing?
00:37:08Let me out, you bitch!
00:37:11Fucking setting me up again.
00:37:13David?
00:37:14David?
00:37:15Are you...
00:37:20Are you okay?
00:37:26What's going on?
00:37:27Catherine...
00:37:28You know, I didn't know you sold out ideas to Kathleen for money.
00:37:33I even had mine sent up for you at the meeting.
00:37:36You're trying to help me?
00:37:38Yes, I hope I didn't ruin your deal with Kathleen.
00:37:40Where are you from?
00:37:41Where are you from?
00:37:42Where are you from?
00:37:43Where are you from?
00:37:44Yes.
00:37:45I don't know what to do, but I feel really...
00:37:48Really ill.
00:37:49Are you drugged?
00:37:50What's going on?
00:37:51David, you have a fiancé.
00:37:52I don't care.
00:37:53I feel nothing for her anyways.
00:37:54I never wanted her to get married.
00:37:55I need you, Catherine.
00:37:58David, you're delirious.
00:37:59Who knows if you're telling the truth.
00:38:00Look at me.
00:38:01I mean when I say this.
00:38:02You should be my fiancé.
00:38:03Maybe I'll play along.
00:38:04Make him regret it later.
00:38:07Maybe I'll play along.
00:38:08Make him regret it later.
00:38:14Bye.
00:38:15Bye.
00:38:16Bye.
00:38:17Bye.
00:38:18Bye.
00:38:19What did you do?
00:38:20You should be my fiancé.
00:38:21Maybe I'll play along.
00:38:22Make him regret it later.
00:38:24I watched you with me.
00:38:48A lot.
00:38:49A lot.
00:38:51A lot.
00:38:52A lot.
00:38:53A lot.
00:38:54A lot.
00:38:55A lot.
00:38:56A lot.
00:38:57A lot.
00:38:58A lot.
00:38:59A lot.
00:39:00A lot.
00:39:01A lot.
00:39:02A lot.
00:39:03You are amazing, Catherine.
00:39:04Let me spoil you.
00:39:06What would you like?
00:39:07As Royce?
00:39:08Vinciaga?
00:39:09Stop.
00:39:10I don't need any of those things.
00:39:13This is just a one time thing.
00:39:15Cool the feelings.
00:39:17Love it.
00:39:18Guess what?
00:39:19I totally locked Catherine in the janitor's closet.
00:39:21You did what?
00:39:22Yeah.
00:39:23Whatever.
00:39:24Have you seen David?
00:39:25I need to talk to him ASAP.
00:39:26For fuck's sake.
00:39:27Okay.
00:39:28I know you're not the real heiress.
00:39:29Alright?
00:39:30But if you play along, I will make sure that you end up as David's wife.
00:39:40Deal?
00:39:41Deal?
00:39:42Ah..
00:40:11Oh, where have you been? I've been looking for you everywhere. David asked to see me. Are you trying to seduce the CEO, Catherine? I'm very shameless of you.
00:40:21No. Guys, look at this. I think Catherine might be like an escort or something. Oh my gosh, Catherine. Are you serious?
00:40:32No. Ew. Gross. The peasant is hooking up with the CEO for money. No, I...
00:40:38No one can save you now, you whore. I can't believe you would do this to my fiancée. David is not your fiancée.
00:40:52You don't even have any money, Kathleen. Stop pretending. And you do? She's like trying to steal my fiancée and my identity. Someone get her out of here.
00:41:06You are a poison at this company. I'll call up his father and see to it myself.
00:41:11Did someone say they're getting my father involved? Mary, let her go. Let you go for good.
00:41:16Mr. McGuire, I wasn't. You know what? What I do is none of your concern.
00:41:20My engagement with Catherine is nothing but a business transaction. I do not love her. I never have. I never will.
00:41:25My personal life is nobody's business. You guys can stay out of it.
00:41:39Of course, Mr. McGuire. We...
00:41:41You're getting demoted, Mary. I don't even know how you got your position in the first place.
00:41:46And you call your father right now and figure it out. Do not make me do it for you.
00:41:52Let's go.
00:41:52What are you staring at? Let's get back to work.
00:42:05Ryan, your plan is shit. David is totally trying to get rid of me now.
00:42:13Thank you for earlier.
00:42:15That was the least I could do. After I had fucked you over last time.
00:42:19Aren't you the hero?
00:42:20Wait. What did you mean when you said Kathleen doesn't have any money?
00:42:25Is your family of business going through some trouble?
00:42:27Uh, no.
00:42:33Look, I'm just friends with her father, really.
00:42:36I kind of want to reject the whole contract marriage thing.
00:42:39But I'd still help him if he needed a voice.
00:42:41Maybe he does have a good heart.
00:42:49Just some friendly advice.
00:43:06Don't trust people too easily.
00:43:08Oh, yeah.
00:43:10I think I should back off.
00:43:12You're going to pay for that, scum?
00:43:31I am.
00:43:32I don't have a...
00:43:34Any money?
00:43:34Yeah, no shit.
00:43:41Oops.
00:43:43Clean that up.
00:43:48Oh, are you begging me not to fire you?
00:43:51Let me ask my fiance.
00:43:53Stop bullying people, Kathleen.
00:43:59Stop bullying people, Kathleen.
00:44:01Are you okay?
00:44:02Oh, my God.
00:44:03If it isn't the thieving escort from the peasantry, you're so lucky my fiance saved you.
00:44:10Your fiance?
00:44:11The CEO who said he doesn't love you?
00:44:14That one?
00:44:15Whatever.
00:44:18Are you okay?
00:44:19Yes.
00:44:20You're good?
00:44:26Are you sure?
00:44:31Sorry.
00:44:32I'm late for work, but I'm going to come back and check on you, okay?
00:44:50Leave your desk, you little bitch.
00:44:56Just leave.
00:45:15I'm going to delete all your stupid little designs.
00:45:17Oh, are you begging me not to fire you?
00:45:29Let me ask my fiance.
00:45:31Sorry.
00:45:32I'm late for work, but I'm going to come back and check on you, okay?
00:45:40Now that looks more like a phoge and heiress.
00:45:42Let's go of me, janitor.
00:45:52Gave you that fancy suit.
00:45:55Oh, my gosh.
00:45:56They can't just call Mrs. John McGuire a janitor?
00:46:05What's gotten into her?
00:46:07Does she still want to be Mrs. McGuire?
00:46:10Who the hell is he?
00:46:13Mr. John McGuire.
00:46:14What brings you in today?
00:46:16Just want to see how my son's running things, and if there are any pests that need removing.
00:46:22Shit.
00:46:23Is that David's father?
00:46:29Dad?
00:46:30What are you doing here?
00:46:31Is this your fiance, David?
00:46:34I mean, you're the one who arranged it.
00:46:36I'm calling off the Foden McGuire engagement right now.
00:46:40You're a disgrace to the Foden name, Kate.
00:46:43I'm calling your father to end this.
00:46:45Crap.
00:46:53What am I going to do?
00:46:56My dad can't show up here.
00:46:58He'll expose everything.
00:47:00Mr. McGuire, why not give Kate another chance?
00:47:05Everyone makes mistakes.
00:47:10It's you, from earlier.
00:47:11Does she really not care about me?
00:47:15Why is she defending her?
00:47:18Dad, come on.
00:47:20Let her prove herself.
00:47:22Heck, I'll even take her on a date.
00:47:26A date?
00:47:27What is he trying to pull?
00:47:38Okay, everyone.
00:47:39Back to work.
00:47:41Want to go on a date with me, Catherine?
00:48:04I've always wanted to own my own company, you know?
00:48:12But David's dad insists that I learn the ropes.
00:48:17I mean, I was the captain of my football team all through college.
00:48:21Mm-hmm.
00:48:22You know, like, that isn't enough to run a company.
00:48:24And David?
00:48:26Man.
00:48:27Son of a bitch always stabs you in the back.
00:48:29Really?
00:48:31How so?
00:48:32Well, you know you're not serious about the engagement, right?
00:48:35David just likes to, you know, like, play the field.
00:48:39He doesn't want to settle down.
00:48:41Okay.
00:48:44Okay.
00:48:45I know you're the real Kate, though, Catherine.
00:48:48I know who you are.
00:48:50But I'm willing to keep your secret under one condition.
00:48:54And what's that?
00:48:58I'm willing to keep your secret under one condition.
00:49:03And what's that?
00:49:04Marry me, sweetie.
00:49:06I'll give you everything you want, and I'll help you break off this engagement.
00:49:09Or, I can just tell David everything you did.
00:49:14How you told everyone that the fake Kate had the real design.
00:49:18How you drugged David?
00:49:19Yeah, I know about that.
00:49:22You can't fool me with your little bullshit act.
00:49:26I'm out of here.
00:49:27Wait!
00:49:28What are you doing with Catherine?
00:49:41Um, you didn't know.
00:49:43We've been together for a while now.
00:49:45What?
00:49:49We've been together for a while now.
00:49:52What?
00:49:53You better not keep your girl waiting.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:49:58Yes, Dad?
00:50:03David, how's it going with the Foden girl?
00:50:05Oh, yeah.
00:50:05Everything is, uh, just fine.
00:50:08Good.
00:50:08No need for me to call William, then.
00:50:10Let's announce your engagement at the next press conference.
00:50:13Yeah.
00:50:14Yeah, sure.
00:50:14Let's do it.
00:50:19And that will be all on our latest financial quarter.
00:50:21Does anybody have any questions?
00:50:24Yes.
00:50:25Mr. McGuire, is it truly your engage?
00:50:27Yes, I am, actually.
00:50:29I am engaged to the heiress of the Foden family.
00:50:32Allow me to introduce Miss Kate Foden.
00:50:36Mr. McGuire, sorry to interrupt.
00:50:39Miss Foden, your father's been in a car accident.
00:50:42What?
00:50:47Come on.
00:50:49Come on.
00:50:52Where are all the drivers?
00:50:58Come on.
00:51:01Get in.
00:51:01Are you okay, Catherine?
00:51:17Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:51:18Why?
00:51:20Because you seem more worried than William's daughter.
00:51:25Oh my gosh, David.
00:51:26I'm like so devastated.
00:51:29I just don't, like, show it, you know?
00:51:33Just please get me to my dad.
00:51:40Dad, can you hurry up, please?
00:51:59I'm looking for a William Foden.
00:52:01He's in the ICU.
00:52:02Dr. Freeman!
00:52:04Listen, guys.
00:52:05William is in critical condition.
00:52:07We are running low on blood in this hospital.
00:52:09Is anyone here blood type A?
00:52:11She's the daughter.
00:52:12Take hers.
00:52:14Um, I'm not sure if I can.
00:52:17It can't be a relative unless they're type O.
00:52:19Shit.
00:52:20Both Ryan and I are type B.
00:52:22I'm type O.
00:52:23Use mine.
00:52:26I'm type O.
00:52:27Use mine.
00:52:29We need the blood.
00:52:30Now, Dr. Freeman, the patient's losing too much of it.
00:52:32Take her to the lab.
00:52:33Thank you, Catherine, for saving William.
00:52:52I mean, with a...
00:52:52He's my father.
00:52:55What?
00:52:56I'm the real Kate Foden.
00:52:59The heiress.
00:53:01You're supposed to be my fiancé, David.
00:53:04There.
00:53:05He's in it.
00:53:12Good news, guys.
00:53:14Mr. Foden is reacting well.
00:53:16He's stable.
00:53:16He's stable.
00:53:26Catherine.
00:53:29I don't want to hear it.
00:53:33Dad?
00:53:35I'm okay.
00:53:38Kate?
00:53:39It's so good to see you.
00:53:41I'm so worried.
00:53:43Thank you for taking care of you, David.
00:53:50What's wrong?
00:53:52You guys not gotten along?
00:53:56You know, David, you're almost married the wrong fiancé.
00:54:01You know, how's that even possible?
00:54:03It was a huge misunderstanding.
00:54:05But mostly my fault.
00:54:06But don't worry, Mr. Foden.
00:54:09I'll take good care of her.
00:54:14Just when I thought you were against the whole arranged marriage thing.
00:54:18Not anymore.
00:54:21I think I've fallen in love with her.
00:54:26Kate, let me take you on a proper date.
00:54:45We don't have to rush into marriage, but are you able to give me another chance?
00:54:48Why would I do that after everything that's happened?
00:54:53Because I'm a man of my word.
00:54:54I promise to do right by you this time.
00:54:58I mean, who knows?
00:54:59He might fall for me, too.
00:55:02Okay.
00:55:03That overconfidence is not going to get you anywhere.
00:55:09I'm taking that as a yes.
00:55:10Name a food that you don't like.
00:55:18Pineapple on pizza.
00:55:20Why?
00:55:21I'm getting that for dinner.
00:55:23Okay.
00:55:25You are a brutal woman, Gouging Project.
00:55:28It's just the beginning, Dave.
00:55:30Oh, I'm sorry.
00:55:53I'm sorry.
00:55:56Do you have any brains left, Catherine?
00:55:58You're going to pay for that this time.
00:56:02Mary, will you ever learn?
00:56:04Or are you just some dumb bitch?
00:56:06What did you say to me?
00:56:07Oh, I'm so getting you fired for this.
00:56:10Try it.
00:56:11What do you have in your pocket anyway?
00:56:13Some rich guy?
00:56:14Like you'll ever know.
00:56:15Oh.
00:56:17You're fired, Mary.
00:56:19Get the fuck out of my office.
00:56:22Mr. McGuire, I, um...
00:56:25Mr. McGuire, I, um...
00:56:31Kate?
00:56:32Can you talk to your fiancé for me here?
00:56:35What's that got to do with me?
00:56:38Um, you've been bullying Catherine since the day she got here.
00:56:41Are you serious?
00:56:42I've done all of this for you.
00:56:45How would you say that?
00:56:46Okay, okay.
00:56:46Enough.
00:56:48Kathleen Davis, you are also fired for impersonating Kate for what I'm fully mean to thinking you're my fiancé.
00:56:52What?
00:56:55She's not the phoned heiress?
00:56:57Kathleen's been lying this entire time.
00:56:59Wait, wait, wait.
00:57:00You mean you're not Mr. McGuire's fiancé?
00:57:04I have done all of this for you, you bloody bitch!
00:57:09Okay, here it is.
00:57:11What the fuck?
00:57:12Get the body.
00:57:12Oh, my God.
00:57:19Look who's the peasant now.
00:57:22Okay, everybody.
00:57:31Show's over.
00:57:32Get back to work.
00:57:44Anything I can help you with, Mr. McGuire?
00:57:46Panabon pizza.
00:57:48How about I take you out?
00:57:50Took place right now.
00:57:51Oh, I thought you backed out.
00:57:53I never said that.
00:57:54I just need a minute to address her palate.
00:57:57Damn.
00:57:58Is Catherine the actual Kate Foden?
00:58:01They do seem close together, huh?
00:58:06Mr. McGuire, our database just went down.
00:58:08Our servers have been hacked.
00:58:09Mr. McGuire, someone has leaked their designs and put them all over social media.
00:58:15Our stock market price tanked.
00:58:16What do we do?
00:58:20Okay, okay, everybody.
00:58:21Calm down.
00:58:21We'll handle this.
00:58:23I'm going to call the PR manager right away.
00:58:26Wait, sweetie.
00:58:28Why do I recognize that?
00:58:32Dave.
00:58:33Dave, you need to see this.
00:58:34What is it?
00:58:36I managed to find the account that's been leaking our data.
00:58:40I'll get IT to trace it.
00:58:42No need.
00:58:42I recognize the handle.
00:58:44It's Ryan.
00:58:45What?
00:58:46He's been calling me sweetie and using the initials KF in all his posts.
00:58:50That bastard.
00:58:51If we backtrace the IP...
00:58:57Kate, you're actually a genius.
00:59:00I don't even know what to say.
00:59:01Don't say anything.
00:59:04I know exactly where he is.
00:59:06I'll get the calls involved.
00:59:08Hold on.
00:59:10I have a better plan.
00:59:11I have a better plan.
00:59:13Oh my God.
00:59:37Ryan, where are you?
00:59:38You have no idea what David's doing to me right now.
00:59:42Whoa.
00:59:43Catherine?
00:59:45What's going on, sweetie?
00:59:47I want out.
00:59:48I'm the real heiress, okay?
00:59:50Let's screw David over and start fresh.
00:59:52I want to help you build your empire.
00:59:55Of course.
00:59:57Okay.
00:59:57But first, we need to hit him where it hurts.
01:00:00There's a black box in his office that carries all his dirty little secrets.
01:00:04But to get to it, you need to bypass the lasers.
01:00:09And you have to do it naked.
01:00:11Do you think you can handle that?
01:00:14Of course.
01:00:16I'll do fucking anything, Catherine.
01:00:19I hate David.
01:00:21That's why I acted to M.G.
01:00:25It turned his stock to shit.
01:00:27Good.
01:00:28Make it happen.
01:00:29And then it's beaches and martinis for us.
01:00:40Wow.
01:00:41I'm a little hurt by your insults.
01:00:44Learn how to take a hit.
01:00:46Big guy.
01:00:47Big guy.
01:00:47Big guy.
01:00:49Big guy.
01:00:50Big guy.
01:01:07Just when I thought of how I'm going to work for me.
01:01:10I didn't expect them to be my own family, too.
01:01:14Give it up, Ryan.
01:01:15It's over.
01:01:16We got it all on tape.
01:01:17I have no idea what you're thinking.
01:01:20We got you by the balls this time.
01:01:21I hate David.
01:01:23That's why I acted to M.G. and turned his stock to shit.
01:01:28I'll do anything.
01:01:29I'll do anything.
01:01:29Just don't, don't, don't.
01:01:31Sweetie, you're going to jail.
01:01:36It's over.
01:01:39It's over.
01:01:40Bye, Ryan.
01:01:41You know I have Italian blood in here, right?
01:01:52Really?
01:01:52I thought you were just an uncultured swine.
01:01:55This is basically a big fuck you to my ancestors.
01:01:58Hey, I didn't force you to.
01:01:59I didn't force you to.
01:02:09No.
01:02:11This is actually kind of good.
01:02:13See?
01:02:14You just got to try it.
01:02:16Catherine voted.
01:02:19I haven't asked you this before, but I should have done it a long time ago.
01:02:23Now I know it's really you.
01:02:24Will you marry me?
01:02:30Yes.
01:02:32Yes.
01:02:52Our friendly name would be Cupid.
01:02:54Better something at the open edge.
01:02:56Let's go.
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