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Not Your Average Intern - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh, what the hell?
00:00:29Like, move, dirty peasant.
00:00:32Why would you kick it?
00:00:33You're like totally in my way.
00:00:36Why would you kick it?
00:00:37Miss Foden.
00:00:40Are you alright?
00:00:42I'm okay, Sister Matthews. Thank you.
00:00:45We're so grateful to have the Foden heiress helping us out.
00:00:49You know, I could have given you easier work.
00:00:52No, Sister Matthews, I insist.
00:00:55I know it's not cheap to hire a cleaner, especially with the orphanage running on a deficit.
00:00:59I need to take this real quick. It's my father.
00:01:07Hello?
00:01:08You know, washing walls at an orphanage, it's not a real job.
00:01:12Stop spying on me, Dad. Get a life.
00:01:15I think it's time for you to return to the family business and marry your fiancé.
00:01:18Or I could get my own job at MG Corp.
00:01:20Dad, we've been over this. I mean, what is this, the 15th century?
00:01:24Family influence and arranged marriages are so overrated.
00:01:26Last thing I need is a spoiled princess who I've never met hanging around my neck.
00:01:31No, I don't want this.
00:01:33I'm not marrying him.
00:01:34Like, why do we have to go through a shitty orphanage to, like, get to the car every day?
00:01:45It's, like, totally gross walking past that place.
00:01:47Careful not to spill anything, Kate.
00:01:49I borrowed this car from my boss.
00:01:50It's, like, my first day, Dad.
00:01:52I can't have people at work thinking I live in the ghetto or whatever.
00:01:58God, this coffee's nasty.
00:02:00What the fuck?
00:02:07Are you serious?
00:02:09I can't be late for my first day of work.
00:02:10I gotta move along.
00:02:15All right, listen up.
00:02:17Mr. McGuire's fiancé will be here any minute.
00:02:19If you want to be promoted fast, this is it.
00:02:22We are so happy to have you here, Ms. Kate.
00:02:41Welcome to MG, Ms. Kate.
00:02:49Welcome to MG, Ms. Kate.
00:02:51I love that dress you're wearing.
00:02:55And the heels.
00:02:57And that diamond ring.
00:02:59Look at that.
00:03:00You and Mr. McGuire make the most perfect couple.
00:03:03I cannot wait for your wedding.
00:03:06Oh.
00:03:06My.
00:03:07God.
00:03:08They totally think I'm the CEO's fiancé or something.
00:03:11Take this opportunity, Kathleen.
00:03:13Maybe you can use it to become Mr. McGuire's real wife.
00:03:16Hey, everyone.
00:03:17Let's keep things on the down low, okay?
00:03:20I don't like to brag about being a billionaire's wife.
00:03:24Oh.
00:03:24You got it, Kate.
00:03:25And who are you?
00:03:37The new janitor?
00:03:39Hi.
00:03:39No, I'm one of the new interns.
00:03:41How dare you wear that trash to work?
00:03:44We are the most prestigious advertising firm in the world.
00:03:54I'm sorry, someone accidentally spilled their coffee on me on the way to work.
00:03:56I didn't have a spare.
00:03:58The sun is, like, scorching.
00:04:01I'm worried it's gonna, like, melt my silk or something.
00:04:04We'll deal with you later.
00:04:05I am so sorry, Kate.
00:04:07Sometimes dealing with the subordinates can be a chore.
00:04:10Right this way.
00:04:13Oh, my God.
00:04:14Kate is stunning.
00:04:15I wish I could marry Mr. McGuire.
00:04:17Imagine swimming in a pool of cash every day.
00:04:20A janitor could only dream.
00:04:23She'd probably end up pregnant by some junkie.
00:04:26I don't know.
00:04:28Who runs this place?
00:04:30Probably just some greedy, shallow jerk.
00:04:33There you are.
00:04:45Wait.
00:04:46Is her name Kate, too?
00:04:48She can't be the real fiancé, right?
00:04:52And this is your desk.
00:04:54I hope you like my decorations.
00:04:55I hope you like my decorations.
00:05:03Stay calm, Kate.
00:05:04You will have your own company in no time and crush the shithole.
00:05:17Oh, I am so sorry.
00:05:19Oh, my God.
00:05:20Are you gonna, like, pay for that?
00:05:23This bag is a Mariah limited edition.
00:05:26It's, like, expensive as fuck.
00:05:28You mean a Miriam.
00:05:31Miriam.
00:05:32Whatever.
00:05:33Look at this scratch.
00:05:34I'm gonna need some compensation for that.
00:05:37It's barely even noticeable.
00:05:38It was probably already there before I knocked it down.
00:05:40You think you know more about exclusive bands than a billionaire's fiancé?
00:05:44It's not even real.
00:05:50The audacity.
00:05:51Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:05:53If it were real, the handles would be made out of solid gold, not iron.
00:05:58Shit.
00:05:58Am I getting exposed?
00:06:00I don't believe it.
00:06:01I just happen to have a magnet right here.
00:06:04If it sticks, it's iron.
00:06:09It sticks.
00:06:10It's iron.
00:06:11How can a CEO's fiancé own a fake bag?
00:06:14My maid must have, like, stolen the real one or something.
00:06:18She's always eyeing my precious gifts from Mr. McGuire.
00:06:24I need to go call him.
00:06:26See what having dirty peasants around does to you?
00:06:29Catherine, you're still fired for wearing that dirty shirt to work.
00:06:38It's illegal to fire me for no reason, you ass kisser.
00:06:42Watch your mouth, peasant.
00:06:44Not only can I have you fired, I can kick your ass.
00:06:49Pull me right there.
00:06:51Hold it right there.
00:07:10You can't fire the new intern, Mary.
00:07:11In fact, you can't terminate anyone.
00:07:13That's my job.
00:07:14Of course.
00:07:14I completely understand.
00:07:15I just...
00:07:16Consider this a warning, and there will not be a second one.
00:07:21Authoritative charmer?
00:07:23Hmm.
00:07:23I wonder who he is.
00:07:31Consider yourself lucky.
00:07:39Yes?
00:07:40This is Mount Seymour Hospital.
00:07:41Sister Matthews has been admitted.
00:07:43What?
00:07:46Sister Matthews, are you okay?
00:07:52It's fine, Kate.
00:07:53I just missed a step coming off the stairs.
00:08:00It's you.
00:08:04It's you.
00:08:04It's you.
00:08:06How silly of me.
00:08:08Putting both of you as my emergency contact.
00:08:11Anyway, David, Catherine, Catherine, David.
00:08:15You two make such a good couple.
00:08:18It's a good one, sister.
00:08:20Matchmaking would be a perfect side gig.
00:08:22David here is the CEO of MG.
00:08:27Hold on.
00:08:28You're the CEO?
00:08:29Yes.
00:08:30David McGuire.
00:08:32So he's the notorious fiancé of that other Kate.
00:08:36Yikes.
00:08:36She's gorgeous.
00:08:39She should be my fiancé.
00:08:40I gotta take my shot.
00:08:42Actually, I have to get back to work.
00:08:44Intern schedules aren't exactly flexible at MG.
00:08:47Oh, actually, let me drive you.
00:08:48No, I'm fine.
00:08:50I'll enter.
00:08:54God damn it.
00:08:55What did I say wrong?
00:08:56Mr. McGuire, we need your signature.
00:09:11Your fiancé bought a $10 million necklace.
00:09:13A source of inspiration, shall we say.
00:09:16You've got to be kidding me.
00:09:18This is ridiculous.
00:09:19David, how's your fiancé?
00:09:25You met your Mrs. Fosin yet?
00:09:27Nope.
00:09:28Look at my face.
00:09:29Does it look like I want to?
00:09:32Damn.
00:09:33I'm still going to take a look.
00:09:34But now, Dad.
00:09:49How was your first day, kiddo?
00:09:51Have you met your fiancé?
00:09:52Hey, you!
00:09:54Where'd you put the necklace?
00:09:55What are you talking about?
00:10:01Ow, what the fuck?
00:10:02Where'd you put the necklace?
00:10:04Where's the necklace, Catherine?
00:10:05What necklace?
00:10:07I literally just had it, and then Catherine told me it was missing.
00:10:12What?
00:10:12I didn't say that.
00:10:13What necklace?
00:10:15Liar!
00:10:16Just admit it.
00:10:16You're nothing but a thief.
00:10:18What the fuck?
00:10:20You set me up.
00:10:21Oh, Catherine.
00:10:23If you really wanted it, I would have gifted it to you.
00:10:26You probably needed it more than I did after that fake handbag stunt you pulled.
00:10:30You shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you.
00:10:32That necklace was supposed to be a $10 million gift from Mr. McGuire to his fiancé, a source
00:10:38of inspiration.
00:10:39But you as a peasant wouldn't know anything about that.
00:10:41A peasant?
00:10:41Really?
00:10:49She is not my fiancé.
00:10:55Who are you calling a peasant?
00:10:57She is not my fiancé.
00:10:58I never even wanted this arranged marriage.
00:11:00Well, Mr. McGuire, you didn't need to come in.
00:11:02We, uh...
00:11:03Oh, crap.
00:11:05Has Mr. McGuire met his fiancé?
00:11:07Is he gonna expose me?
00:11:08I should just play along.
00:11:09Oh my god, babe!
00:11:11You're finally here.
00:11:14Find the security footage.
00:11:16I need to see exactly who took the necklace.
00:11:18Um, like, maybe this is all, like, a big misunderstanding, you know?
00:11:27Like, I'm, like, super generous, so I'm okay to let it slide this time.
00:11:37Hey, how about dinner?
00:11:39At the Morgans.
00:11:40I think we could all use a little break.
00:11:42I've still got some work on my plate, but, uh, you guys, go ahead.
00:11:48Maybe there's still a chance with her.
00:11:58Wait.
00:12:00Morgans?
00:12:01Like, the three-star Michelin restaurant?
00:12:03Why is she getting so worked up about a Michelin star?
00:12:07Is it a star of this heiress of the phones?
00:12:12So, Kate, uh, you studied in Milan?
00:12:27Yeah, uh, totally.
00:12:29I was there for, like, five years?
00:12:34Sorry to interrupt, ma'am.
00:12:36Are you ready to order?
00:12:37Yes, yes.
00:12:39I would like the lasagna.
00:12:43Lasagna alla Bolognese.
00:12:46She can't even pronounce the common Italian dish.
00:12:49Who is she?
00:12:51I love the papardelle al parmigiano.
00:12:57I, uh, I used to watch the soccer matches at Inter Milan San Siro Stadium.
00:13:02Did you ever catch a game there?
00:13:03I, uh, yeah, of course.
00:13:07It's, like, always packed.
00:13:10Actually, San Siro is AC Milan's stadium, not Inter Milan.
00:13:15Fucking bitch!
00:13:17And you are?
00:13:20Catherine.
00:13:20Nice to meet you.
00:13:21Everyone, red wine on me.
00:13:42Come on, like, what's Italian without wine, right?
00:13:45Ryan is picking up the bills anyway.
00:13:51No way I can afford it.
00:13:52Look, sorry, guys.
00:13:53Something came up.
00:13:54Enjoy your food.
00:14:00How is everyone doing?
00:14:02I will just leave the check right here whenever you're ready.
00:14:09Shit.
00:14:09Shit.
00:14:09Sorry, ma'am.
00:14:23Your card was declined.
00:14:25Um, try this one.
00:14:30Still declined, ma'am.
00:14:36Still declined, ma'am.
00:14:37God, fucking stupid bank!
00:14:39Okay, I'm just gonna call my dad, and he will sort this out.
00:14:52Ah!
00:14:55Fuck!
00:15:05I have it.
00:15:06I have it.
00:15:07I have another card.
00:15:08Try this one.
00:15:15Hi, I'd like to report my missing credit card.
00:15:20Hi, I'd like to report my missing credit card.
00:15:25Still declined, ma'am.
00:15:26What?
00:15:26No, it has to be your machine!
00:15:28Maybe we should just split the bill?
00:15:30But the wine alone was like two grand a bottle.
00:15:32That's more than my monthly rent.
00:15:33I'm just gonna run to the washroom.
00:15:37What am I gonna do?
00:15:40Settle the bill on that table for me, will ya?
00:15:44Thanks.
00:15:48Ma'am, your bill's settled.
00:15:50What?
00:15:51I guess Ryan was to call it and he paid the bill.
00:15:54Let's go, Ryan.
00:15:55Is Kathleen actually Mr. McGuire's fiancé?
00:16:08Seems really weird that none of her cards worked last night.
00:16:11What do you think, Mary?
00:16:12I don't know.
00:16:13Maybe there was some kind of mistake or something?
00:16:15Sorry, everyone.
00:16:18I, uh, left way too early yesterday.
00:16:21Kathleen, let me pay you back for the bill.
00:16:23Didn't Catherine say that Ryan had already paid for it?
00:16:26Um, I had a little issue with one of my cards, but one of them went through.
00:16:31Thanks, though.
00:16:32No worries.
00:16:33I, uh, I should have taken care of that.
00:16:35And sent.
00:16:38Yes!
00:16:39Free money!
00:16:40Oh, McGuire's fucking blind.
00:16:44I swear.
00:16:59Shit.
00:17:01So, she's the real heiress to the Foden family.
00:17:04Catherine Foden, David's fiancé.
00:17:06Better not reveal this yet.
00:17:08If I play my cards right, she might end things with David herself.
00:17:17All right, everyone.
00:17:18The presentation on the next project is coming up soon.
00:17:21Now, I expect everything to go smooth and flawless.
00:17:24You got it?
00:17:31I can't let that bitch beat me.
00:17:34I need her slides.
00:17:38Hey, Catherine.
00:17:39It's afternoon tea Wednesday.
00:17:42Isn't it your turn to go get everyone some sweets?
00:17:46Yes, I've been craving macarons.
00:17:48Especially the pistachio ones.
00:17:50And bubble tea from chat hours?
00:17:51Catherine, can you get some?
00:17:52Lose some weight, guys.
00:17:54You just ate chocolate.
00:17:55And you had a milk shake an hour ago.
00:17:58Whoa.
00:17:59How can someone be stingy and fat-shaming at the same time?
00:18:08Catherine.
00:18:09It's MG's house rules for the interns to go get the co-workers' teas.
00:18:14Don't know.
00:18:15Don't care.
00:18:16I would get MG to make money, not spend it on your cheap days.
00:18:20Oh my god.
00:18:21You can't even afford bubble tea?
00:18:24Maybe I should tell Mr. McGuire so he doesn't just hire any cheap losers.
00:18:29Stay calm, Kate.
00:18:30It's not worth it.
00:18:31Just do it.
00:18:32Dad is going to pair you with some rich asshole if you get fired.
00:18:37Fine.
00:18:38I'll go get it for you.
00:18:40It's her again.
00:19:08Second time's the charm, David.
00:19:09Don't screw this up.
00:19:16Nice sketches you got there.
00:19:17Oh, Jesus.
00:19:34Thanks.
00:19:35Just signing for presentation tomorrow.
00:19:37Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
00:19:38I just couldn't help but notice your work is inspired by Milton Glaser.
00:19:42Wait, you know about him?
00:19:44Yeah, of course.
00:19:46Eye-catching, psychedelic-inspired work, right?
00:19:49That's what you're going for?
00:19:50Yeah.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:51Yeah.
00:19:51Gosh, he looks.
00:20:02He looks.
00:20:02Focus, Kate.
00:20:03You can't screw around with someone else's fiance.
00:20:04You can't screw around with someone else's fiance.
00:20:14Here.
00:20:16You can't screw around with someone else's fiance.
00:20:17You can't screw around with someone else's fiance.
00:20:17You can't screw around with someone else's fiance.
00:20:19Wow.
00:20:20That's exactly what I was aiming for.
00:20:22Thanks.
00:20:23You're welcome.
00:20:24What's taking you so long, Catherine?
00:20:32The presentation is today.
00:20:34Wait, what?
00:20:35Catherine, the next time you decide to take a long walk during work hours, don't bother
00:20:49coming back.
00:20:50Sorry, the line was long and I thought the present was...
00:20:52Save it.
00:20:52You'd better have something great for this presentation or the boss will shit-can you himself.
00:20:56He's watching.
00:20:57Alright.
00:20:58It's time.
00:20:59It's time.
00:21:00Kathleen, why don't you come up here and show us what you've got?
00:21:04Okay.
00:21:05For our sustainability project, we will have...
00:21:12Wait a minute.
00:21:15That's my design.
00:21:18And that is my presentation.
00:21:25Thank you guys so much.
00:21:27You stole my idea.
00:21:28That's a bold accusation.
00:21:30What proof do you have of that?
00:21:31Right here.
00:21:32Picture for picture and word for word.
00:21:35Who even are you to accuse me?
00:21:37What, like, corn or gas college should you go to?
00:21:40Yeah.
00:21:41Why should we believe anything you say?
00:21:43Who do you have to sleep with to get this internship anyway?
00:21:46You people are vile.
00:21:48You're just jealous because I'm better than you.
00:21:50Yeah.
00:21:51I'm getting you fired for plagiarism.
00:21:55I know who's telling the truth.
00:22:08I know who's telling the truth.
00:22:14Ryan, please take care of that.
00:22:16It was Catherine's idea, not the arranged fiance.
00:22:18You think you can just order me around, David?
00:22:23Think again.
00:22:25I heard from David, our boss, that Kate ran the ideas by him a couple days ago.
00:22:29See guys, I told you.
00:22:31She's lying.
00:22:32Not you.
00:22:33You.
00:22:34I meant Kathleen.
00:22:35I'm not sure where you get your ideas from, Catherine, but David sure didn't mention you.
00:22:48Clean the toilets for a week, Catherine.
00:22:49What?
00:22:50That's your punishment for lying to everyone.
00:22:52Fucking believable.
00:22:54And as for you, Kathleen, you will meet a prominent Italian designer, Niccolo Constellini, and show him your designs.
00:23:00MG is counting on you for this new deal.
00:23:02I would just die to meet Niccolo Constellini.
00:23:04You're so lucky.
00:23:06You know what?
00:23:07I'm pretty sure you can tag along.
00:23:09No big deal.
00:23:10You probably don't even know who Niccolo is.
00:23:12As if you're going.
00:23:14Mind your own business, you thief.
00:23:16Yeah, go clean your toilets, loser.
00:23:26Show everyone.
00:23:27She's a fraud.
00:23:35Hey, Dad.
00:23:36Shoot.
00:23:37I'm good.
00:23:40Okay.
00:23:41Oh my God, though, Dad.
00:23:42I'm about to meet this, like, super famous Italian designer.
00:23:46Oh my God, I feel like I'm going to be rich and famous soon and own that limo that you drive your boss around in.
00:23:51Yeah, and also, oh my God, I think my boss, David, I think he's, like, kind of into me.
00:23:56Her dad is a limo driver.
00:23:58Guess you are not the rich girl everyone thinks you are.
00:24:01I had this, like, English designer when I was little, you know, to, like, design all my clothes.
00:24:13Seriously?
00:24:14I bet she gets her nails done at the dollar store.
00:24:17Yeah.
00:24:18I had, like, Barbie dresses, Gucci belts.
00:24:22Here, do you want to see a picture?
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:25Why don't you take everyone to go meet Niccolo in your limo-cade?
00:24:28I mean, I'm sure they'd love to see that grand entrance again.
00:24:32Oh yeah, can we?
00:24:33Can we please, Kate?
00:24:34Please, I've never even taken a photo in a limo.
00:24:39Sure.
00:24:40I mean, yeah.
00:24:42Let me just go call my driver real quick and I will see where he's at.
00:24:58Dad, I need you to pick me up with the limo.
00:25:06What?
00:25:07I'm at work, honey.
00:25:08My boss needs the car in an hour.
00:25:10I don't care, Dad.
00:25:11I can't let my co-workers know that I don't own the car.
00:25:14I need you to pick me up right now or I swear to God I'm going to jump off this building.
00:25:19Okay, everyone, the car will be here shortly.
00:25:31Let's start packing up.
00:25:32You're the best, Kate.
00:25:34Catherine, be the warehouse peasant today.
00:25:37Take those to Niccolo's.
00:25:39What?
00:25:40No, she's not coming with us.
00:25:42Ew!
00:25:43I'm so sorry, Kate, but we're short-staffed today.
00:25:45She'll be a good little doggie.
00:25:47I'll make sure of it.
00:26:08Is that Paul?
00:26:10Dad's driver.
00:26:15Don't recognize me, Paul.
00:26:18Please?
00:26:33Kate!
00:26:34You want to go and find your old man?
00:26:38My dad's not going to be here today.
00:26:40Paul, you got it wrong.
00:26:44Let's get going, girls.
00:26:54I wish I could slap your daughter for you, Paul.
00:26:57No way.
00:26:58Is she picking up my trash?
00:27:12I threw that out weeks ago.
00:27:13Wow, Kate.
00:27:14You're such a cute kid.
00:27:15Yeah, I know.
00:27:16Everyone says so.
00:27:17Wait, but the girl in this picture has brown hair.
00:27:18Does she kind of look sick?
00:27:19I...
00:27:20Uh-huh.
00:27:21I...
00:27:22She must have dyed it.
00:27:23Oh, yeah.
00:27:24I dyed a blonde a few years back.
00:27:25It seems to be better, honestly.
00:27:26My new business.
00:27:27My new business.
00:27:28Stop this.
00:27:29Oh, my new business.
00:27:30Oh, my new business.
00:27:32Oh, my new business.
00:27:34Let's see how you handle this one.
00:27:35Hi, she must have died it oh yeah I did a blonde a few years back it seems to be
00:27:43better honestly
00:27:58let's see how you handle this one
00:28:05sorry guys my boss needs the car you'll need to get an uber or something
00:28:14must be my dad he's like super busy we'll get another car
00:28:32what the are you doing dad what am i going to tell my co-workers
00:28:36why are you keeping this up kate we're not even rich
00:28:39i need a sports car okay i don't care how you get it just do it
00:28:45that's ridiculous i can't afford that it's tough enough trying to make money
00:28:50sell your blood or something dad or take a bunch of stuff from your boss's house and sell it
00:28:55i'm sure he's much of useless pricey stuff laying around
00:29:08okay guys my uber lux is almost here maybe you should call mr mcguire kate i'm sure he'll send us a
00:29:21car
00:29:33the heat is killing us is mr mcguire coming or not
00:29:51come on kate we're going to be late for mr costellini's appointment shut up
00:30:00damn it i don't have david's number in my phone
00:30:01okay okay ryan is gonna come pick us up david is way too busy right now
00:30:18all right
00:30:30all right all right i'll uh i'll be right there
00:30:46what's up your fiance's in trouble sir they were on their way to the appointment with nicolo
00:30:54costellini and got stuck on the road i'm gonna go help them out all right then
00:30:59i'll come with you
00:31:18mary will drive the rest of you kathleen and katherine can drive with us
00:31:29i don't think that you've met your fiancee yet kathleen
00:31:39david oh we've met i'm not really interested in our arranged marriage kathleen
00:31:44i think you should talk to your father miss phoned about it
00:31:48wait david is the fiancee dad set up for me
00:31:51shit are you kidding me i mean in this day and age i just don't really see the point
00:31:55do you so she was pretending to be me and she's not the boss's fiancee wow kathleen you are the
00:32:06dumbest bitch i've ever seen
00:32:25i need to talk to you kathleen hi uh can i bar you for a second
00:32:36look i know you're gonna ask why did he lie about the presentation ideas
00:32:50he knew they were mine he just lied to protect his kathleen that's all that's not fair it was my work
00:32:57and i wouldn't be carrying all these clothes if it wasn't he's he's a calculating man kathleen
00:33:03you should be careful around him
00:33:13one of them is a deceitful bastard i can't trust either of them
00:33:17one of them thanks for the reminder ryan i appreciate it
00:33:31it's so good to meet the
00:34:00mastermind himself. Mr. Constellini, you are truly an inspiration.
00:34:06Thank you. It's great to have a MG here. Mary, how are you?
00:34:13Oh we're wonderful, thank you very much. We actually had some designs we wanted to
00:34:17show you. Kathleen, would you want to show Niccolo those
00:34:20slides you had?
00:34:30Oh you drew inspiration from Milton Glaser. Are you familiar with his famous
00:34:35New York designs? Oh yeah, totally. The whole
00:34:39Big Apple, you know like the Apple theme.
00:34:42I thought I told Ryan to sort this out. Why is she still presenting?
00:34:58Kathleen, please join us over here for a moment. Time to save this idiot again.
00:35:06David's such a jerk.
00:35:18Kathleen, please.
00:35:22Why did you do a cabbage idea? I, I just, I just like paid her to help me.
00:35:34She needed the money. Okay, okay, I get it. But enough.
00:35:38Hey, do you want to grab dinner after this? Just you and me? No, we are not doing this.
00:35:46We are not doing this. This bitch has to go.
00:36:02You are in for a surprise, big guy.
00:36:22Have fun. Now to get Kathleen in there with him. Then, Kathleen's all mine. Oh, Foden Amherst, here I come.
00:36:30Hey, Catherine. David's looking for you down that hall.
00:36:36Hmm. Him again?
00:36:38All right, need the way.
00:36:40Hello? What are you doing?
00:36:42Let me out, you bet.
00:36:44Oh, Foden Amherst, here I come.
00:36:46Oh, Foden Amherst, here I come.
00:36:48Hey, Catherine. David's looking for you down that hall.
00:36:52Hmm. Him again?
00:36:54Oh, Foden Amherst.
00:36:56Oh, I'm not.
00:36:58Oh, fuck.
00:37:00Oh, my gosh.
00:37:02Okay,klik.
00:37:04Maybe that window.
00:37:05Oh, my gosh.
00:37:06She is looking for you to go.
00:37:07Oh, my gosh.
00:37:08Oh, my gosh.
00:37:09Wait.
00:37:10We walked.
00:37:11off the floor.
00:37:12All right.
00:37:13Okay.
00:37:14Okay.
00:37:15I'm going to have to check.
00:37:16Hello?
00:37:17What are you doing?
00:37:18Let me out, you bitch!
00:37:19Fucking setting me up again.
00:37:20David?
00:37:21Are you okay?
00:37:26What's going on?
00:37:27Catherine.
00:37:30You know, I didn't know you sold the idea
00:37:32to Kathleen for money.
00:37:33I even had mine set up for you at the meeting.
00:37:36You're trying to help me?
00:37:38Yes, I hope I didn't ruin your deal with Kathleen.
00:37:40Where are you going from?
00:37:46I don't know what to do,
00:37:47but I feel really,
00:37:48really, really,
00:37:50are you drugged?
00:37:54What's going on?
00:38:03David, you have a fiance.
00:38:04I don't care.
00:38:06I feel nothing for her anyways.
00:38:07I never wanted her to make this.
00:38:09I need you, Catherine.
00:38:11David, you're delirious.
00:38:14Who knows if you're telling the truth.
00:38:15Look at me.
00:38:17I mean, I think it's you.
00:38:19I should be my fiance.
00:38:21Maybe I'll play along.
00:38:23Make him regret it later.
00:38:24How much do you make me?
00:38:48A lot.
00:38:49You are amazing, Catherine.
00:39:05Let me spoil you.
00:39:07What would you like?
00:39:08As-Royce?
00:39:09Finciaga?
00:39:10Stop.
00:39:11I don't need any of those things.
00:39:13This is just a one-time thing.
00:39:16Cool the feelings.
00:39:18Love it.
00:39:18Guess what?
00:39:23I totally locked Catherine in the janitor's closet.
00:39:26You did what?
00:39:27Yeah.
00:39:28Whatever.
00:39:29Have you seen David?
00:39:30I need to talk to him ASAP.
00:39:31For fuck's sake.
00:39:33Okay.
00:39:34I know you're not the real heiress.
00:39:36Alright?
00:39:37But if you play along,
00:39:38I will make sure that you end up as David's wife.
00:39:41Deal?
00:39:41Cheers.
00:39:42Come on.
00:39:42Cheers.
00:40:07Where have you been? I've been looking for you everywhere. David asked to see me. Are you trying to seduce the CEO, Catherine? How very shameless of you. No. Guys, look at this. I think Catherine might be like an escort or something. Oh my gosh, Catherine. Are you serious? No. Ew, gross. The peasant is hooking up with the CEO for money.
00:40:36No, I... No one can save you now, you whore. I can't believe you would do this to my fiancé. David is not your fiancé. You don't even have any money, Kathleen. Stop pretending. And you do? She's like trying to steal my fiancé and my identity. Someone get her out of here.
00:41:06You are a poison at this company. I'll call up his father and see to it myself. Did someone say they're getting my father involved? Mary, let her go. Let you go for good. Mr. McGuire, I wasn't. You know what? What I do is none of your concern. My engagement with Catherine is nothing but a business transaction. I do not love her. I never have. I never will.
00:41:26My personal life is nobody's business. You guys can stay out of it.
00:41:39Of course, Mr. McGuire. We...
00:41:41You're getting demoted, Mary. I don't even know how you got your position in the first place.
00:41:46And you call your father right now and figure it out. Do not make me do it for you.
00:41:50Let's go.
00:41:56What are you staring at? Let's get back to work.
00:42:05Ryan, your plan is shit. David is totally trying to get rid of me now.
00:42:13Thank you for earlier.
00:42:15That was the least I could do.
00:42:17After I had fucked you over last time.
00:42:18Aren't you the hero?
00:42:21Wait.
00:42:22What did you mean when you said Kathleen doesn't have any money?
00:42:25Is your family business going through some trouble?
00:42:27Uh, no.
00:42:33Look, I'm just friends with your father, really.
00:42:36I kind of want to reject the whole contract marriage thing.
00:42:39But I'd still help him if he needed a choice.
00:42:43So...
00:42:43Maybe he does have a good heart.
00:43:04Just some friendly advice.
00:43:06Don't trust people too easily.
00:43:07I think I should back off.
00:43:12I think I should back off.
00:43:17You're going to pay for that, scum?
00:43:30I, uh, I don't have, uh...
00:43:34Any money?
00:43:35Yeah, no shit.
00:43:41Oops.
00:43:43Clean that up.
00:43:48Oh, are you begging me not to fire you?
00:43:51Let me ask my fiancée.
00:43:54Stop bullying people, Kathleen.
00:43:59Stop bullying people, Kathleen.
00:44:01Are you okay?
00:44:02Oh my god.
00:44:03If it isn't the thieving escort from the peasantry.
00:44:07You're so lucky my fiancée saved you.
00:44:10Your fiancée?
00:44:11The CEO who said he doesn't love you?
00:44:14That one?
00:44:15Whatever.
00:44:18Are you okay?
00:44:19Yes.
00:44:20You're good?
00:44:26Are you sure?
00:44:31Sorry.
00:44:32I'm late for work, but I'm going to come back and check on you, okay?
00:44:50Leave your desk, you little bitch.
00:44:56Just leave.
00:44:58Leave.
00:44:58I'm going to delete all your stupid little designs.
00:45:17Oh, are you begging me not to fire you?
00:45:29Let me ask my fiancée.
00:45:31Sorry.
00:45:32I'm late for work, but I'm going to come back and check on you, okay?
00:45:34Now that looks more like a foden heiress.
00:45:47Oh!
00:45:48Get...
00:45:49Let go of me!
00:45:51Janitor!
00:45:52Gave you that fancy suit.
00:45:54Oh my gosh.
00:45:56Think Kate just called Mr. John McGuire a janitor?
00:46:05What's gotten into her?
00:46:07Does she still want to be Mrs. McGuire?
00:46:10Who the hell is he?
00:46:11Mr. John McGuire, what brings you in today?
00:46:16Just want to see how my son's running things, and if there are any pests that need removing.
00:46:22Shit.
00:46:23Is that David's father?
00:46:29Dad?
00:46:29What are you doing here?
00:46:32Is this your fiancée, David?
00:46:34I mean, you're the one who arranged it.
00:46:36I'm calling off the foden-maguire engagement right now.
00:46:40You're a disgrace to the foden name, Kate.
00:46:43I'm calling your father to end this.
00:46:45Crap!
00:46:53What am I gonna do?
00:46:56My dad can't show up here.
00:46:58He'll expose everything.
00:47:00Mr. McGuire, why not give Kate another chance?
00:47:05Everyone makes mistakes.
00:47:10It's you, from earlier.
00:47:11Does she really not care about me?
00:47:15Why is she defending her?
00:47:18Dad, come on.
00:47:20Let her prove herself.
00:47:22Heck, I'll even take her on a date.
00:47:26A date?
00:47:27What is he trying to pull?
00:47:38Okay, everyone.
00:47:39Back to work.
00:47:41Want to go on a date with me, Catherine?
00:48:04I've always wanted to own my own company, you know?
00:48:12But David's dad insists that I learn the ropes.
00:48:16I mean, I was the captain of my football team all through college.
00:48:21Mm-hmm.
00:48:22You know, like, that isn't enough to run a company.
00:48:24And David?
00:48:26Man.
00:48:27Son of a bitch only stabbed you in the back.
00:48:30Really?
00:48:31How so?
00:48:32Well, you know you're not serious about the engagement, right?
00:48:35David just likes to, you know, like, play the field.
00:48:38I know that I want to settle down.
00:48:42Okay.
00:48:42Okay.
00:48:44Okay.
00:48:45I know you're the real Kate, though.
00:48:47Catherine, I know who you are.
00:48:49But I'm willing to keep your secret under one condition.
00:48:55And what's that?
00:48:58I'm willing to keep your secret under one condition.
00:49:03And what's that?
00:49:04Marry me, sweetie.
00:49:06I'll give you everything you want, and I'll help you break off this engagement.
00:49:09Or, I could just tell David everything you did.
00:49:14How you told everyone that the fake Kate had the real design.
00:49:18How you drugged David?
00:49:19Yeah, I know about that.
00:49:22You can't fool me with your little bullshit act.
00:49:26I'm out of here.
00:49:28Wait!
00:49:28Wait!
00:49:28What are you doing with Catherine?
00:49:41Um, you didn't know.
00:49:43We've been together for a while now.
00:49:45What?
00:49:49We've been together for a while now.
00:49:52What?
00:49:53You better not keep your girl waiting.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:49:58Yes, Dad?
00:50:03David, how's it going with the Foden girl?
00:50:05Oh, yeah.
00:50:05Everything is, uh, just fine.
00:50:08Good.
00:50:08No need for me to call William, then.
00:50:10Let's announce your engagement at the next press conference.
00:50:13Yeah.
00:50:14Yeah, sure.
00:50:14Let's do it.
00:50:19And that will be all on our latest financial quarter.
00:50:21Does anybody have any questions?
00:50:24Yes.
00:50:25Mr. McGuire, is it truly your engaged?
00:50:27Yes.
00:50:28I am, actually.
00:50:29I am engaged to the heiress of the Foden family.
00:50:32Allow me to introduce Miss Kate Foden.
00:50:37Mr. McGuire, sorry to interrupt.
00:50:39Miss Foden, your father's been in a car accident.
00:50:42Miss Kate Foden, your father's been in a car accident.
00:50:47Come on.
00:50:49Come on.
00:50:52Where are all the drivers?
00:51:00Come on.
00:51:01Get in.
00:51:01Are you okay, Catherine?
00:51:17Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:51:18Why?
00:51:20Because you seem more worried than William's daughter.
00:51:25Oh my gosh, David.
00:51:26I'm like so devastated.
00:51:29I just don't, like, show it, you know?
00:51:33Just please get me to my dad.
00:51:40Dad, can you hurry up, please?
00:51:59I'm looking for a William Foden.
00:52:01He's in the ICU.
00:52:02Dr. Freeman!
00:52:04Listen, guys.
00:52:05William is in critical condition.
00:52:07We are running low on blood in this hospital.
00:52:09Is anyone here blood type A?
00:52:11She's the daughter.
00:52:12Take hers.
00:52:14Um, I'm not sure if I can.
00:52:17It can't be a relative unless they're type O.
00:52:19Shit.
00:52:20Both Ryan and I are type B.
00:52:22I'm type O.
00:52:23Use mine.
00:52:26I'm type O.
00:52:27Use mine.
00:52:29We need the blood.
00:52:30Now, Dr. Freeman, the patient's losing too much of it.
00:52:32Take her to the lab.
00:52:33Thank you, Catherine, for saving William.
00:52:52I mean, with a...
00:52:52He's my father.
00:52:55What?
00:52:56I'm the real Kate Foden.
00:52:59The heiress.
00:53:01You're supposed to be my fiancé, David.
00:53:04There.
00:53:05He's in it.
00:53:12Good news, guys.
00:53:14Mr. Foden is reacting well.
00:53:16He's stable.
00:53:16He's stable.
00:53:26Catherine.
00:53:29I don't want to hear it.
00:53:33Dad?
00:53:35I'm okay.
00:53:38Kate?
00:53:39It's so good to see you.
00:53:41I'm so worried.
00:53:43Thank you for taking care of you, David.
00:53:50What's wrong?
00:53:52You guys not gotten along?
00:53:56You know, David, you're almost married the wrong fiancé.
00:54:01You know, how's that even possible?
00:54:03It was a huge misunderstanding.
00:54:05But mostly my fault.
00:54:06But don't worry, Mr. Foden.
00:54:09I'll take good care of her.
00:54:14Just when I thought you were against the whole arranged marriage thing.
00:54:18Not anymore.
00:54:21I think I've fallen in love with her.
00:54:26Kate, let me take you on a proper date.
00:54:45We don't have to rush into marriage, but are you able to give me another chance?
00:54:48Why would I do that after everything that's happened?
00:54:53Because I'm a man of my word.
00:54:54I promise to do right by you this time.
00:54:58I mean, who knows?
00:54:59He might fall for me, too.
00:55:02Okay.
00:55:03That overconfidence is not going to get you anywhere.
00:55:09I'm taking that as a yes.
00:55:10Name a food that you don't like.
00:55:18Pineapple on pizza.
00:55:20Why?
00:55:21I'm getting that for dinner.
00:55:23Okay.
00:55:25You are a brutal woman, Gouging Project.
00:55:28It's just the beginning, Dave.
00:55:30Oh, I'm sorry.
00:55:53I'm sorry.
00:55:56Do you have any brains left, Catherine?
00:55:58You're going to pay for that this time.
00:56:02Mary, will you ever learn?
00:56:04Or are you just some dumb bitch?
00:56:06What did you say to me?
00:56:07Oh, I'm so getting you fired for this.
00:56:10Try it.
00:56:11What do you have in your pocket anyway?
00:56:13Some rich guy?
00:56:14Like you'll ever know.
00:56:15Oh.
00:56:17You're fired, Mary.
00:56:19Get the fuck out of my office.
00:56:22Mr. McGuire, I, um...
00:56:25Mr. McGuire, I, um...
00:56:31Kate?
00:56:32Can you talk to your fiancé for me here?
00:56:35What's that got to do with me?
00:56:38Um, you've been bullying Catherine since the day she got here.
00:56:41Are you serious?
00:56:42I've done all of this for you.
00:56:45How would you say that?
00:56:46Okay, okay.
00:56:46Enough.
00:56:48Kathleen Davis, you are also fired for impersonating Kate for what I'm fully mean to thinking you're my fiancé.
00:56:52What?
00:56:55She's not the phoned heiress?
00:56:57Kathleen's been lying this entire time.
00:56:59Wait, wait, wait.
00:57:00You mean you're not Mr. McGuire's fiancé?
00:57:04I have done all of this for you, you bloody bitch!
00:57:09Okay, here it is.
00:57:11What the fuck?
00:57:12Get the body.
00:57:12Oh, my God.
00:57:19Look who's the peasant now.
00:57:22Okay, everybody.
00:57:31Show's over.
00:57:32Get back to work.
00:57:44Anything I can help you with, Mr. McGuire?
00:57:46Panabon pizza.
00:57:48How about I take you out?
00:57:50Took place right now.
00:57:51Oh, I thought you backed out.
00:57:53I never said that.
00:57:54I just need a minute to address her palate.
00:57:57Damn.
00:57:58Is Catherine the actual Kate Foden?
00:58:01They do seem close together, huh?
00:58:06Mr. McGuire, our database just went down.
00:58:08Our servers have been hacked.
00:58:09Mr. McGuire, someone has leaked their designs and put them all over social media.
00:58:15Our stock market price tanked.
00:58:16What do we do?
00:58:20Okay, okay, everybody.
00:58:21Calm down.
00:58:21We'll handle this.
00:58:23I'm going to call the PR manager right away.
00:58:26Wait, sweetie.
00:58:28Why do I recognize that?
00:58:32Dave.
00:58:33Dave, you need to see this.
00:58:34What is it?
00:58:36I managed to find the account that's been leaking our data.
00:58:40I'll get IT to trace it.
00:58:42No need.
00:58:42I recognize the handle.
00:58:44It's Ryan.
00:58:45What?
00:58:46He's been calling me sweetie and using the initials KF in all his posts.
00:58:50That bastard.
00:58:51If we backtrace the IP...
00:58:57Kate, you're actually a genius.
00:59:00I don't even know what to say.
00:59:01Don't say anything.
00:59:04I know exactly where he is.
00:59:06I'll get the calls involved.
00:59:08Hold on.
00:59:10I have a better plan.
00:59:11I have a better plan.
00:59:13Oh my God.
00:59:37Ryan, where are you?
00:59:38You have no idea what David's doing to me right now.
00:59:42Whoa.
00:59:43Catherine?
00:59:45What's going on, sweetie?
00:59:47I want out.
00:59:48I'm the real heiress, okay?
00:59:50Let's screw David over and start fresh.
00:59:52I want to help you build your empire.
00:59:55Of course.
00:59:57Okay.
00:59:57But first, we need to hit him where it hurts.
01:00:00There's a black box in his office that carries all his dirty little secrets.
01:00:04But to get to it, you need to bypass the lasers.
01:00:09And you have to do it naked.
01:00:11Do you think you can handle that?
01:00:14Of course.
01:00:16I'll do fucking anything, Catherine.
01:00:19I hate David.
01:00:21That's why I acted to M.G.
01:00:25It turned his stock to shit.
01:00:27Good.
01:00:28Make it happen.
01:00:29And then it's beaches and martinis for us.
01:00:40Wow.
01:00:41I'm a little hurt by your insults.
01:00:44Learn how to take a hit.
01:00:46Big guy.
01:00:47Big guy.
01:00:47Big guy.
01:00:49Big guy.
01:00:50Big guy.
01:01:07Just when I thought of how I'm going to work for me.
01:01:10I didn't expect them to be my own family, too.
01:01:14Give it up, Ryan.
01:01:15It's over.
01:01:16We got it all on tape.
01:01:17I have no idea what you're thinking.
01:01:20We got you by the balls this time.
01:01:21I hate David.
01:01:23That's why I acted to M.G. and turned his stock to shit.
01:01:28I'll do anything.
01:01:29I'll do anything.
01:01:29Just don't, don't, don't.
01:01:31Sweetie, you're going to jail.
01:01:36It's over.
01:01:39It's over.
01:01:40Bye, Ryan.
01:01:41You know I have Italian blood in here, right?
01:01:52Really?
01:01:52I thought you were just an uncultured swine.
01:01:55This is basically a big fuck you to my ancestors.
01:01:58Hey, I didn't force you to.
01:01:59I didn't force you to.
01:02:09No.
01:02:11This is actually kind of good.
01:02:13See?
01:02:14You just got to try it.
01:02:16Catherine voted.
01:02:19I haven't asked you this before, but I should have done it a long time ago.
01:02:23Now I know it's really you.
01:02:24Will you marry me?
01:02:30Yes.
01:02:32Yes.
01:02:52Our friendly name would be Cupid.
01:02:54Better something at the open edge.
01:02:56Let's go.