- 6/12/2025
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00:00:30Oh, my God.
00:01:00Oh, my God.
00:01:30Oh, my God.
00:01:59Oh, my God.
00:02:29Oh, my God.
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00:03:00Oh, my God.
00:03:01Oh, my God.
00:03:03Oh, my God.
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00:03:09Oh, my God.
00:03:10Oh, my God.
00:03:11Oh, my God.
00:03:12Oh, my God.
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00:03:14Oh, my God.
00:03:15Oh, my God.
00:03:16Oh, my God.
00:03:18Oh, my God.
00:03:19Oh, my God.
00:03:20Oh, my God.
00:03:21Oh, my God.
00:03:22Oh, my God.
00:03:23Oh, my God.
00:03:24Oh, my God.
00:03:25Oh, my God.
00:03:26Oh, my God.
00:03:27Oh, my God.
00:03:28Oh, my God.
00:03:29Oh, my God.
00:03:30Oh, my God.
00:03:31Oh, my God.
00:03:32Oh, my God.
00:03:33Oh, my God.
00:03:35Oh, my God.
00:04:02the dawn of this new era of prosperity than with this statue of our town symbol
00:04:09to be unveiled for us today by our official mascot, Larry the Lobster.
00:04:18We seem to have misplaced Larry the Lobster just now.
00:04:22Perhaps you will do the honors, my dear.
00:04:24My friends, I give you the spirit of Clam Coal.
00:04:43Steve?
00:04:48McDermott!
00:04:49Captain, you can't turn civilians into motorcycle police in just two weeks.
00:04:58My Capitan, what will we do?
00:04:59The mayor has insisted that they be ready to escort the governor.
00:05:03Listen carefully, both of you.
00:05:05When the governor comes to present the mayor with a big fat check for the highway,
00:05:10suppose something should happen to him, like an assassination attempt.
00:05:14Sir?
00:05:15I said attempt, Stonewall.
00:05:17No harm will come to him.
00:05:19But if these civilian recruits guarding the governor should be complete screw-ups,
00:05:23they'll make a mess of defending him, right?
00:05:25Jawohl, mein Capitan.
00:05:27And who would be blamed if the mayor's own personal squad screwed up?
00:05:30He's honored a mayor.
00:05:32Then the mayor will have to resign, and someone will have to take his place.
00:05:37And that someone will be me.
00:05:40But sir, what if the recruits do a good job of protecting the governor?
00:05:43That's why we have to find the most inept, incompetent, stupid bozos in the entire town
00:05:49and recruit them onto the force.
00:05:51But gee, sir, where are we going to find people like that?
00:05:54We can start with your family.
00:05:57Sun and sea and sexy, sir.
00:06:02Sun and sea and sexy, sir.
00:06:05E-Y-O-Y, sexy, sir.
00:06:08Yeah, it feels so good, so good to me.
00:06:11Are you the sexy lady?
00:06:18Can you say something, buddy?
00:06:20Sexy lady?
00:06:22I bet she rides like a dream.
00:06:23Hey, who the hell are you anyways?
00:06:25Scrub-a-dub-a boat cleaners.
00:06:26I'm here to clean the sexy lady.
00:06:29Oh, the lady's tomorrow.
00:06:31This one, the virgin?
00:06:32Yeah, this is the yacht virgin.
00:06:34And you can start on the upper deck.
00:06:36Uh, how about I, uh, strip off her bottom?
00:06:38Looks like she'd love a good rub.
00:06:41Listen to me, little toad.
00:06:42O-Okay, I'll concentrate on her top.
00:06:47Gee, she had a bunch.
00:07:08Why, you little pervert, I'll kill you!
00:07:28Holy shit, that's what I call a fine-looking double scoop.
00:07:36I think I found a couple of flavors we haven't tried yet, man.
00:07:39This could be it.
00:07:40Let's go get them.
00:07:47Hey, come on, man, give me a hand with a sign.
00:07:49Ladies, here I come.
00:08:10Ladies, you better come with me.
00:08:12I'm lost.
00:08:13What are you, some kind of weirdo?
00:08:14I'm with Medic Alert Team.
00:08:15Ha, looks like an ice cream truck to me.
00:08:17Ladies, this is a cold, red emergency.
00:08:19Do you realize that right now your bodies are being bombarded by dangerous gamma beams emanating from the ozone cathodes in the hemisphere?
00:08:26See this?
00:08:28This is a direct order from the governor.
00:08:30I'm gonna have to examine you all for mesomorphic platomic syndrome.
00:08:33Sure.
00:08:34Well, maybe you'd like to make us a chocolate sundae while you're at it.
00:08:37Help me!
00:08:38Oh, help me, please!
00:08:40I'm turning back!
00:08:42Oh, God, help me!
00:08:43Oh, brother.
00:08:44Quick, give me a hand!
00:08:45Oh, God, help me!
00:08:52Definitely megamorphic atomic syndrome.
00:08:54I thought you said mesomorphic atomic syndrome.
00:08:57No time to argue over a diagnosis.
00:08:59I think I'm dying!
00:09:01Oh, jeez, the lips.
00:09:04That skin.
00:09:06Those breasts.
00:09:08It's definitely the syndrome.
00:09:10Undo your top.
00:09:11Okay.
00:09:11What?
00:09:12Start massaging ice cream, man.
00:09:14Oh, my God, they never showed us anything like this in medical school.
00:09:20Guten Tag, Herr Doktor.
00:09:22Hey, officer, slip out of your tunic.
00:09:24I'll be with you in a minute.
00:09:25I told you it wouldn't work.
00:09:30Just a little bad luck, man.
00:09:32Hey, one chance in a thousand, a cop would be there.
00:09:34How come we always get screwed on you one chance in a thousand?
00:09:38Quiet, man.
00:09:39I don't want to excite the weirdo next to me.
00:09:42I'm not a weirdo, buddy.
00:09:44Hey, man.
00:09:44I don't talk to fish.
00:09:46Actually, lobsters aren't fish.
00:09:48Who asked you, bonebag?
00:09:50Look, we're stuck here with each other, right?
00:09:53So we may as well be friends.
00:09:56My name's Steve Gorman.
00:09:57I'm for desecrating a public monument.
00:10:00Mike Budowski, impersonating a doctor.
00:10:03Winston Ridgecliff III, impersonating a black man.
00:10:07Howie Gleckstein, break and enter, gross indecency, attempted murder, sexual assault with intent to rape.
00:10:18Do you think they'll keep me in jail for this?
00:10:20Hey, man, I sure hope so, you geek.
00:10:22I hope they throw away the key, man.
00:10:25Hey, what's going on out there?
00:10:27Let's go check it out.
00:10:29They want us to stay right here.
00:10:31Come on.
00:10:37Name?
00:10:48Murphy, Mike.
00:10:49It's all there, sir.
00:10:50Master's degree in criminology, black belt in karate, Olympic medal, sharpshooting.
00:10:55Sharpshooting?
00:10:55Yes, sir.
00:10:56Well, hell, fella, you're just the kind of man we need to...
00:10:58Just a minute.
00:10:59What medal was it?
00:11:00Silver, sir.
00:11:01Silver?
00:11:02My grandmother's a silver.
00:11:03But I was only one point away from gold, I swear.
00:11:05That's one point too many.
00:11:06Come on, agitate the pavement.
00:11:07Get out of here.
00:11:08Captain, one point.
00:11:09Shut up.
00:11:10Next.
00:11:13Qualifications.
00:11:16How about you pay for part of the blood?
00:11:20You slime bag bum, you.
00:11:22Would you go lay yourself in the gutter?
00:11:24This is official business here.
00:11:26Easy.
00:11:27Sign him up.
00:11:28Sign him what?
00:11:29You heard me.
00:11:29Sign him up.
00:11:30No thanks.
00:11:32Captain.
00:11:35Next.
00:11:36I don't have any experience, and I'm a bit scared of guns.
00:12:05But I was wondering if I could be a cop.
00:12:07Okay.
00:12:08It's fine with me.
00:12:09Okay with you?
00:12:09Yeah.
00:12:10Sign him up.
00:12:11Sure.
00:12:11Next.
00:12:17My name is Clint, and I want to join the force.
00:12:21Movie house is down the road, Clint.
00:12:23Go get some popcorn.
00:12:24I said I want to join the force.
00:12:26Yeah.
00:12:27How about this force?
00:12:28Huh, Clint?
00:12:28How about this force?
00:12:29How about if I force this down your cranium, pond scum?
00:12:33Yeah, sign him up.
00:12:36Thanks a lot, man.
00:12:37Thank you very much.
00:12:38You won't be sorry.
00:12:38Thank you, guys.
00:12:41You'll be good.
00:12:46That's the mayor's daughter.
00:12:47I want to be a cop.
00:12:50You?
00:12:52You want to be a cop?
00:12:53Great.
00:12:54So tell me about your qualifications.
00:12:56I love leather.
00:12:56Good.
00:13:18Hey.
00:13:20Thunderhead.
00:13:21No.
00:13:22Sign him up.
00:13:23I'm sorry.
00:13:23No.
00:13:24No.
00:13:31Nice handwriting.
00:13:33Hey, man, can you believe these losers?
00:13:35And they're going to be cops?
00:13:37We need about three or four more.
00:13:39But mine, Capitaine, these were the only ones who could meet the qualifications.
00:13:46What about those four guys over there?
00:13:48But they are nothing but common criminals.
00:13:50Don't worry about us.
00:13:51We're just taking our lobster for a walk.
00:13:53Exactly what this troop needs.
00:13:58Stonewall.
00:13:59Grab him.
00:14:00Sir.
00:14:01Hey.
00:14:01You.
00:14:01Up here.
00:14:02Come on.
00:14:02Let's go.
00:14:03This way.
00:14:03Come on.
00:14:04Get him on your feet.
00:14:05Let's go.
00:14:05Come on.
00:14:05Up.
00:14:06Up.
00:14:07Let's go.
00:14:07Right away.
00:14:08Come on.
00:14:08Here we go.
00:14:09Hey, sir.
00:14:10Please.
00:14:10I don't want to die.
00:14:11Come on.
00:14:11Good.
00:14:11I have allergic to guns.
00:14:14Yeah.
00:14:15Yeah.
00:14:15Me too.
00:14:15With me, it's nerves.
00:14:16All right.
00:14:17Shut up.
00:14:19All right, Sergeant, you give these jerks permission to leave the police station?
00:14:21No, sir.
00:14:22I didn't think so.
00:14:24Well, we add on attempting to escape, resisting arrest to their charges.
00:14:27What will they get?
00:14:29Five years, maybe, sir.
00:14:30Five years?
00:14:31And for you, midget.
00:14:32On the other hand, if they decide to join the police force, things might go a little bit
00:14:39easier on them.
00:14:40It's amazing.
00:14:42Allergies have just cleared right up.
00:14:44Mine too.
00:14:45Great God.
00:14:47Why, I'm cured at last.
00:14:49All right, Sergeant, sign these monkeys up.
00:14:51Let's go.
00:14:53Listen up.
00:14:54Listen up, scumheads.
00:14:57My name is Master Sergeant Stonewall.
00:15:00This is Sergeant Schickle Groover.
00:15:02Together, we have two weeks to teach you morons to walk, talk, and act like motorcycle
00:15:14officers.
00:15:15At the end of that period, you might, and I repeat, might, have the opportunity to escort
00:15:19our governor.
00:15:20Gosh and golly, I'm so excited.
00:15:22I could just fall to pieces.
00:15:26Name.
00:15:27Steve Gorman, Sarge.
00:15:29Gorman?
00:15:29I don't like smart-ass remarks.
00:15:33If you ever get smart with me again, I will kick your little shellfish ass so hard, you'll
00:15:42be farting from your mouth.
00:15:44Understand?
00:15:45Yes, sir.
00:15:46Yes.
00:15:47Sergeant.
00:15:48Yes, Sergeant.
00:15:49Much, much better.
00:15:52Go on, man.
00:15:57Sergeant Schickle Groover, issue these aliens in uniforms.
00:16:02Jawohl, Herr Polizia Wachtmeister.
00:16:04I'm five, I'm five, I'm five, I'm five, I'm five, I'm five.
00:16:18Man to the left, face to the right, gotta keep it down in your jemmy tonight.
00:16:23Hop 57, on a double, on a double, hop 58.
00:16:25When are they gonna take our blood?
00:16:30There will be no drinking, no smoking, no late-night carousing, and most of all, no
00:16:36women allowed in the dorms.
00:16:38Do you hear me?
00:16:40Excuse me, Sergeant.
00:16:41What is it, Bedowski?
00:16:42Well, Sergeant, if there's no women allowed in the dorm, how are we gonna get laid?
00:16:46Laid?
00:16:48Laid!
00:16:49This is a police department, Bedowski, not a summer camp.
00:16:53I suggest you get a hold of yourself, glamour boy.
00:16:57Thank you, Sergeant.
00:16:58I guess I'll have to.
00:16:59Oh, yes.
00:17:00If I catch you little morons so much as looking through that door, I will bust you so low,
00:17:06you'll be picking your noses with your peckers.
00:17:10Wake up, 5 a.m.
00:17:12Training starts tomorrow.
00:17:14Get some sleep, boys.
00:17:19I'd rather be in prison than stay here.
00:17:26Yeah, at least in prison you don't have to wear clothes like this.
00:17:29Hey, this isn't so bad.
00:17:30No?
00:17:31Give me one good reason why we shouldn't just take off.
00:17:34One good reason?
00:17:35I'll give you three.
00:17:36Check this out.
00:17:40Oh.
00:17:42You've convinced me.
00:17:43Oh, uh, baby, let me help you with your bags.
00:17:53You know, since we're gonna be training together,
00:17:55maybe we should get to know each other better.
00:17:58What do you say, mama?
00:18:08Fuck.
00:18:09Fuck.
00:18:09Well, well, well.
00:18:16I, uh, guess we're gonna be, uh, roommates.
00:18:23Seems like we're gonna have to share the bed.
00:18:27Boy, am I tired.
00:18:30Hmm.
00:18:30You look a little tired, too.
00:18:33Why don't you, uh, retire early tonight?
00:18:35Okay, sugar.
00:18:37Ow.
00:18:38Bye right back.
00:18:41Make yourself really comfortable.
00:18:44That's it.
00:18:45Oh.
00:18:46Well.
00:18:47I'm gonna go take a shower.
00:18:49Oh, yeah.
00:18:50I'll be right back.
00:18:52Oh, baby.
00:18:54All right, baby.
00:18:56Baby.
00:19:00Hey, excuse me.
00:19:21Yeah, I seem to have forgotten my soap,
00:19:23and I was wondering if I could, uh, borrow yours.
00:19:26No.
00:19:35No!
00:19:38Hey, I'll scrub your back if you scrub mine.
00:19:41Oh, baby.
00:20:11You sick bastard.
00:20:27Help me!
00:20:34Faster, you flying buckets.
00:20:36I want to see those legs working.
00:20:39You know, that wasn't very nice, but you did, girl.
00:20:41So tell me, what's he like in bed?
00:20:43I wouldn't know.
00:20:44You know, he made me clean the whole gym floor with my tongue last night.
00:20:47At least it got some exercise.
00:20:49I'm sorry about what happened last night.
00:20:51And I'll understand if you never want to talk to me again.
00:20:53But since we are working together, I think we still should be friends.
00:20:57I don't know.
00:20:59Well, maybe.
00:21:00Great. How do you feel about sex between friends?
00:21:09I've got to lie down.
00:21:25That makes two of us.
00:21:29Let's go.
00:21:32Hurry up, before they see us.
00:21:38The clothes off.
00:21:40No, Mike.
00:21:41Not here.
00:21:42No, Mike.
00:21:43Not here.
00:21:44Oh!
00:21:45Oh!
00:22:05Go, fuck.
00:22:10No, go, go.
00:22:11getting tired bratwurst maybe you need a little help getting it up good again
00:22:29I know
00:22:59how much did we get shit hold it right there yeah put your arms up higher higher that's it
00:23:29okay I'll put the handcuffs on wait a minute take your pants off first spread
00:23:36your legs come on come on take your pants
00:23:44up
00:23:59she did what in a cruiser sir actually that's not all you know we're gonna have to glue this bagley
00:24:11girls uniform right on a captain about the uniforms what what is it I'm gonna go back
00:24:18to my office for five minutes when I get back this picture better be different yes sir then
00:24:26cleaning the guns we first removes the bullets so the guns are empty
00:24:31squeeze the trigger gently relax and concentrate on the target now pick up
00:24:50your guns aim them slowly and fire
00:24:57yeah
00:25:04yeah
00:25:06yeah
00:25:09yeah
00:25:12yeah
00:25:16yeah
00:25:19yeah
00:25:22Serge we're out all load of bullets up there can you have some more
00:25:25perhaps
00:25:27we work on something a little more peaceful yeah
00:25:33freeze police
00:25:36all right buddy you're under arrest
00:25:41dunk up but if he is concealing a weapon all days before putting your gun you're gonna
00:25:44days before putting your gun away feel for a bulge in his clothing understand all right buddy you're
00:25:52under arrest let's go up against the fence spread your legs i can feel it he's got a gun in his pants
00:26:09all right turn around now i want you to take it out nice and slow and put it on the table
00:26:18i'm afraid it won't reach don't get smart with me just take it out okay you asked for it
00:26:26i heard about the stunt you pulled today in gun training
00:26:39that was very funny thanks sir shut up
00:26:45now you guys have been itching my balls since you got here
00:26:51now i'm going to teach you a lesson you see these pieces of shit bites behind you
00:26:57they have not been used in 12 years i want you to scrub them up and make them shine
00:27:04just like new all ten of them oh and when you finish i want you to clean this here garage
00:27:11and make it spotless have a good day guys and night
00:27:17this guy is one great a asshole gotta get back at this guy i got an idea
00:27:27check it out come here guys
00:27:30okay geniuses this is a motorcycle this is not a toy this is a highly sophisticated piece
00:27:47of machinery now can anyone tell me what kind of bike this is it's a 214 turbocharged yamaha special
00:27:53650 well i can see someone knows their motorcycles it has dual throat fusion carbs titanium pipes
00:28:00okay that's enough thunderhead it's not bad little bike for cruising but for pickup shut up when i'm
00:28:05talking to you now most of you worms may think you already know how to ride a motorcycle but you're
00:28:12wrong i am the foremost motorcycle rider in this entire state and i will now demonstrate to you
00:28:18how to properly ride a motorcycle
00:28:21better rip asshole
00:28:31how to ride a motorcycle
00:28:32cool
00:28:34oh
00:28:35oh
00:28:36oh
00:28:36oh
00:28:37oh
00:28:38oh
00:28:40oh
00:28:48oh
00:28:50oh
00:28:52oh
00:28:52oh
00:28:54oh
00:28:55oh
00:28:57oh
00:28:57oh
00:28:58oh
00:28:59oh
00:29:00oh
00:29:01All right, sergeant, it's all up to you.
00:29:09These recruits have to be ready for the governor in less than a week.
00:29:12They will be ready, my captain.
00:29:14All right, I want you to take them on in traffic detail,
00:29:16see how they fare in real-life situations.
00:29:18And by the way, did you get the motorbikes working?
00:29:20Yeah, Paul.
00:29:21All right, teach them how to ride, then.
00:29:24Oh, does it hurt, Stonewall?
00:29:28Good.
00:29:31Oh, my God.
00:30:01We've seen reflections of the past.
00:30:05We gave the faith to get older.
00:30:08We're riding hard, riding fast.
00:30:19Going on for a cruise.
00:30:22It's a fun ride with me.
00:30:25Out on the middle of the road.
00:30:28Oh, I'll hear the sounds of love and victory.
00:30:35Ride hard and free.
00:30:39Ride the winds to fame and glory.
00:30:42Ride hard and free.
00:30:45Love to rock, come and ride with me.
00:30:49Oh, my God.
00:30:50Oh, my God.
00:30:51No!
00:30:56Oh!
00:30:56Oh!
00:30:57Oh!
00:30:58Oh!
00:30:59Oh!
00:31:00Oh!
00:31:00Oh!
00:31:03Okay.
00:31:04So what's next?
00:31:06Perhaps he leaves the bikes for today.
00:31:09now we are going to look at some of the days a police officer deals with traffic problems on foot
00:31:22so um why won't you go out with me because you're lazy irresponsible and a sexual pervert
00:31:31so what's your point ah here we have a typical situation that man is planning to jayvark
00:31:37now how to deal with this violation
00:31:41maybe i could be of some assistance sarge good clint go ahead
00:31:50you don't kill jayvarkers i wasn't trying to kill him sarge
00:32:07i was just trying to fire a few warning rounds into his legs
00:32:10you know susan i really like you a lot and you know i'd like to get to know you better
00:32:16spend some time with you all right steve i'll go out with you
00:32:21great mike was right that sincerity shit really works
00:32:25they're doing just fine all right i'll talk to you later mayor thank you goodbye sir
00:32:35what a gearbox what's the problem captain he wants those idiots on the highway unsupervised
00:32:42what i mean after what they did today wait a minute this will be perfect don't you see the
00:32:48more they screw up the more the mayor will be blamed it's perfect they're doing better than
00:32:52we even hope for in fact tonight i want you to give them the night off and put them on traffic
00:32:56detail tomorrow i i i i i don't think there was exactly you don't think i don't want you to think
00:33:03i just want you to do and i told you to go give them the night off now go and do it yes captain
00:33:07oh idiot
00:33:10ouch steve do we have to walk so fast just stay behind me we're almost there
00:33:18oh boy when you said you found an out-of-the-way spot i didn't think we'd have to like a bushwalk
00:33:24to get there you know what i mean believe me it's very romantic what's the specialty of the house
00:33:31acorns do me a favor close your eyes
00:33:34oh steve i can't see anything anyway just close them okay
00:33:39and no peeking you better not be doing anything perverted
00:33:47okay you can open now
00:33:52my god that's beautiful
00:33:56you didn't do that for me did you
00:34:01dinner for two mademoiselle
00:34:05i'm telling you i'm tired of getting all these women for you all right
00:34:10we're gonna get some boom change
00:34:14hey did you see that what hey they just threw a guy out of his own bar man so what man you almost made me spill my goddamn beer come on we're going in there listen mr doc gable it's a country and western bar man if you go in there we're gonna have to surgically remove a cow
00:34:18boy boot from your ass hole you saw 48 hours
00:34:23if eddie murphy can do it so can i
00:34:28100 bucks is you don't last five minutes
00:34:32100 bucks is you don't last five minutes
00:34:51ha ha ha you're on baby
00:34:56my man can i have a black russian please
00:35:10what you say boy i would like to have a black russian
00:35:14don't you know there are no blacks in russia
00:35:18maybe we should give him a chocolate milk instead
00:35:22i don't think you heard me
00:35:24i said that i would like to have a black russian
00:35:29i don't know carl how to make that drink
00:35:31do you billy bob
00:35:32i think you take an ounce of vodka
00:35:35some crushed ice and you squeeze his head into a glass
00:35:38ha ha ha
00:35:39that's it
00:35:40it's funny
00:35:41that's it
00:35:42squeeze my head into a glass
00:35:44you don't realize that you're talking
00:35:53to a police officer
00:35:57ha ha
00:35:58what you gonna do officer
00:36:00poke a saw with your little old stick
00:36:02i'm gonna arrest your monkey ass
00:36:04in order to say boys
00:36:06i say we squeeze his arms off
00:36:07and use him for a swizzle stick
00:36:09hey
00:36:09maybe i should get your bullwhip billy bob
00:36:11better yet
00:36:12let's chop his arms off
00:36:14and feed him to the old hogs
00:36:16ha ha ha
00:36:17you think that i
00:36:18i'm a police officer
00:36:20i have this rare mental disease
00:36:23that makes me think i'm a lot of different people
00:36:25you wouldn't hurt a sick person would you
00:36:30get him boys
00:36:32you're doing great partner
00:36:39keep it up
00:36:40buddy is here your partner
00:36:43yeah
00:36:44that's right
00:36:45why
00:36:46i think so
00:36:59give me the hundred bucks
00:37:02get your hand off of there you disgusting animal
00:37:18and you don't understand
00:37:20i understand perfectly well
00:37:23do you know what i do
00:37:26little boys who play with themselves
00:37:29i wasn't i swear
00:37:30i was just getting it ready for shooting practice
00:37:32oh were you
00:37:33then uh maybe you need a little help
00:37:36and finding the target
00:37:38don't you need a Freak
00:37:40but I Théah
00:37:41so
00:37:42that's all
00:37:42that's ok
00:37:43well
00:37:43that's a great deal
00:37:45and you're doing math
00:37:46and you're actually pretty
00:37:47so
00:37:47it's okay
00:37:49so
00:37:50you're doing math
00:37:51some more
00:37:52you're right
00:37:53don't you give me a head
00:37:54but now
00:37:56i'm not sure
00:37:57but now
00:37:57i'm not sure
00:37:58you it's okay
00:37:58so
00:37:59work
00:37:59so
00:38:00so
00:38:01you're taking me
00:38:02i'm not sure
00:38:03spending time
00:38:04spending time
00:38:04as
00:38:05spending time
00:38:06i'm not sure
00:38:06i'm not sure
00:38:07You are like steel.
00:38:13Oh, God.
00:38:37Well, well, well.
00:38:39But isn't Larry the lobster?
00:38:41Hi, guys.
00:38:43Nice night for a ride, isn't it?
00:38:45That's just exactly what we had in mind.
00:38:48Isn't it time we should be going, dear?
00:38:51That's right, Tommy.
00:38:52That's our son.
00:38:53He'll worry, right, Steve?
00:38:54He's a green beret.
00:38:56Tough little mother.
00:38:57He's probably looking for us right now.
00:38:59Your husband sure has a thing for doing it in public, doesn't he?
00:39:02Last time we saw him, he had eight legs wrapped around the mayor's hot little daughter.
00:39:07That was you?
00:39:08Gosh, if we said something we shouldn't have said, tell you what, why don't you hop on and we'll discuss it over some dinner.
00:39:16Let's go, baby.
00:39:17We don't want to make him late for a snack now, do we?
00:39:20No!
00:39:23Come with me, darling.
00:39:37So after your husband and I fight to the death, I thought you wouldn't mind if the rest of the guys had a little fun with you.
00:39:47Hey, I know.
00:39:49We could take you out to the desert, cover your body with paint remover and drag you behind our bikes for a while.
00:39:57Hey, you said we could saw off their legs and make them crawl through a pit of tarantulas.
00:40:01I didn't say that.
00:40:07What do you think I am?
00:40:08Sick?
00:40:09You did.
00:40:10Did not.
00:40:11You did, too.
00:40:11Did not.
00:40:12You did.
00:40:13Did not.
00:40:13You did.
00:40:14Did not.
00:40:14Did.
00:40:15Did not.
00:40:15Did.
00:40:16Did.
00:40:16Didn't.
00:40:18Sick.
00:40:19Did not.
00:40:28You did, too.
00:40:31I did not.
00:40:32You did.
00:40:33Did not.
00:40:34Did.
00:40:34Did not.
00:40:35Did.
00:40:36Did not.
00:40:37Did.
00:40:42Oh.
00:40:42I know what you're thinking.
00:41:07You're thinking, did I fire all six rounds or only five?
00:41:12Feeling lucky, punk?
00:41:15It was six. You fired all six shots.
00:41:18It sounded like five because two were so close together.
00:41:21What are you talking about?
00:41:22You're right, I found a six bullet hole.
00:41:24Little devil was jammed right in the window, sir.
00:41:28It comes empty, all right.
00:41:30He's kidding. It's just like in the movies. I always save one for the end.
00:41:34You know, you look good in mustard.
00:41:35There they go.
00:41:36Ah!
00:41:37Ah!
00:41:42Well, I hear we all had quite a time last night.
00:41:55Disorderly conduct, public nudity, firing weapons without regard to public safety.
00:42:02I could fire all of you right now, but I'm not going to.
00:42:07I'm going to give you another chance.
00:42:09Why?
00:42:10Because I'm soft-hearted.
00:42:12Today, you will have one more chance to prove yourselves.
00:42:15You are all going on totally unsupervised traffic control.
00:42:21Woo!
00:42:30Hey, man, you want to drag?
00:42:32Kidding.
00:42:55This is a big chance, man.
00:42:56We can earn a couple of easy bills and get ourselves kicked off of the police force.
00:43:00What's the game plan?
00:43:02Hey, man, just watch.
00:43:13Hmm.
00:43:15License.
00:43:16Officer, I didn't do anything illegal.
00:43:18You made a right turn on a two-way street.
00:43:20That's 50 bucks, buddy.
00:43:22What's illegal about making a right-hand turn on a two-way street?
00:43:25Stanley.
00:43:25It's Tuesday.
00:43:28It was a Tuesday just like this when it happened.
00:43:30A little girl, maybe you know the kind that I mean.
00:43:33We have a daughter of our own.
00:43:35She was playing with the ball.
00:43:36She didn't see it.
00:43:39How could she?
00:43:41She was blind.
00:43:43And what was she doing playing with the ball?
00:43:45Stanley.
00:43:45Carl made a right turn.
00:43:48Didn't even see it.
00:43:50She would have made such a great little break dancer.
00:43:55I assume I was her father.
00:43:57Oh, my God.
00:43:58Oh, I'm sorry.
00:43:59I didn't know.
00:44:01Here, forget about the ticket.
00:44:03It's not even on the books.
00:44:05It's just that...
00:44:06Go on.
00:44:07Well, it's just that every dollar goes towards the Wilfred P. Quimsucker School for Blind Break Dancers.
00:44:12Oh, Stanley.
00:44:15Kim's money.
00:44:15Did you say $50, officer?
00:44:19I couldn't.
00:44:20Here's $100.
00:44:23God bless you, sir.
00:44:25God bless you, sir.
00:44:31Get the money and run.
00:44:34All right.
00:44:34Get an arrow.
00:44:35Ow!
00:44:36Ow!
00:44:45Are you a drink dropper, buddy?
00:44:58Yes, officer.
00:44:59Here I am.
00:45:00I'm going to have to confiscate this bottle.
00:45:02Officer, don't finish it.
00:45:04It's all I've got.
00:45:06Now, I'm going to let you go this time.
00:45:09Don't let it happen again.
00:45:10Hey, baby, long time no see.
00:45:17Hey, do I know you?
00:45:19Yeah, the biblical says, get it, sweet chips.
00:45:21Come on, whip it out.
00:45:23Oh, gladly, you little chunks.
00:45:25Licensed asshole.
00:45:27Hey, man, how can you expect people like me to take you citizen cops seriously?
00:45:31Man, look at you.
00:45:31You're a real whore.
00:45:32I guess you're right.
00:45:35So, uh, what did you have in mind today?
00:45:39All right.
00:45:40What about a little ride over to my place?
00:45:42It's going to cost you.
00:45:43How much?
00:45:45About $38.
00:45:47Cheap at twice the price.
00:45:50And about right for failure to stop.
00:45:56Your receipt.
00:45:57Hey, man.
00:46:05Talking about it.
00:46:06How do you expect me to...
00:46:07Is this what you want, scumbag?
00:46:10Should I book you for a son?
00:46:11I'll carve you a new one.
00:46:13Compliments of Brazil.
00:46:14Well, it's what that thing is, man.
00:46:16I'm going, I'm going.
00:46:17I'm going.
00:46:27You saw what I did back there?
00:46:39Now it's your turn.
00:46:40Remember, the secret is never let the other guy get the upper hand.
00:46:43No problem.
00:46:50Okay, guys.
00:46:52See that intersection back there?
00:46:54You made an illegal right-hand turn.
00:46:55Now get out of the car.
00:46:57What's the problem, man?
00:47:03Come on.
00:47:04Come on, guys.
00:47:06I'm a cop here.
00:47:08You don't know what you're doing here.
00:47:09Yeah!
00:47:15Okay, Winston.
00:47:17Now that I've got the upper hand,
00:47:19what the hell do I do with it?
00:47:27You're setting up a speed trap, eh?
00:47:35Catching people in the wares, eh?
00:47:37Burning people, huh?
00:47:38Mind your own business!
00:47:40All right, how are you?
00:47:41All right, how are you?
00:47:42You're talking about great.
00:47:43Susan.
00:47:43I'm not speaking to you, okay?
00:47:46Come on.
00:47:48Tanya doesn't mean anything to me.
00:47:50It's just one of those things.
00:47:51I was going to be just another one of those things, right?
00:47:55That's not what I meant.
00:47:56Go for it!
00:47:58What can I say?
00:48:02You're different.
00:48:03Fucker, I did it!
00:48:04Look at all this!
00:48:05Would you guys shut up?
00:48:07Hey, pardon me, officer!
00:48:09Anyways, it's not just that.
00:48:14I'm really serious about becoming a cop.
00:48:16And you're not serious about anything.
00:48:18I'm serious about you.
00:48:21Yeah?
00:48:24Slipper the dog!
00:48:25Doggy style!
00:48:26Doggy style!
00:48:28You bastard!
00:48:30What?
00:48:31Look, I can only be serious about you when you become serious about something else.
00:48:40Okay?
00:48:41Like, that makes lots of sense.
00:48:43Okay?
00:48:49Maybe we should hide the bikes.
00:48:51The cars are starting to slow down before we can even clock them.
00:48:56Okay, listen, this is the plan.
00:48:57From now on, we're only going after expensive-looking cars.
00:49:00I don't like that one.
00:49:02Yeah, just like that one.
00:49:04Yeah, well, maybe I'll let you handle this one by yourself, okay?
00:49:07Okay, good buddy.
00:49:18You have a permit to park here?
00:49:20Well, hell, I ain't parking.
00:49:21What are you doing, riding the ring currents, huh?
00:49:24Sweeting all my boys.
00:49:25Oh, the little tykes out there in the forest digging up roots for dinner, huh?
00:49:28Just rounding up my cattle.
00:49:29Well, Tex, I'm going to have to write you up a ticket.
00:49:31This is going to cost you.
00:49:33Hope you realize you're standing on my land.
00:49:35Of course, it's cheap if you pay now.
00:49:40I said you're standing on my land.
00:49:43And if you don't get off, I'm going to have to tar and feather you like a chicken.
00:49:46Well, look who we have here, boys.
00:49:48The predator and your old friend Swizzlestick.
00:49:50Oh, Swizzlestick.
00:49:51Hi, guys.
00:49:54Tex here was just telling me we're all having chicken for dinner.
00:49:57Give me that.
00:50:16Hey.
00:50:19Fantastic.
00:50:20Tex, help me!
00:50:31Oh, my God.
00:50:33Somebody help him!
00:50:37No, Tammy, no!
00:50:41He needs our help.
00:50:42Is he dead?
00:51:04I don't know.
00:51:04Maybe we should give him mouth to mouth.
00:51:06What's the matter, girls?
00:51:07Oh, Miss Grubachek, this poor man was attacked by a shark.
00:51:10Stand back.
00:51:11I'll take care of this.
00:51:17Ah!
00:51:17Ah!
00:51:35Ah!
00:51:36Okay, out of the car, buddy.
00:51:40Hey, what are you doing?
00:51:41Jerk!
00:51:42Hey, put me down!
00:51:43Hey, you're under arrest!
00:51:45Sucker, can you swim?
00:51:46Reinforcement, okay?
00:51:47No!
00:51:48Oh, sucker!
00:51:49Ah!
00:51:55Gross indecency!
00:51:58Soliciting!
00:51:59Causing public panic!
00:52:00Using a motorcycle for personal amusement!
00:52:03Sexual assault!
00:52:04Again!
00:52:04Aiming your gun at a six-year-old!
00:52:06And dressing like a frickin' chicken!
00:52:08I can explain, Sarge!
00:52:09I am gonna strike on you!
00:52:11But I won't!
00:52:12I won't!
00:52:13I won't!
00:52:14You wanna know why?
00:52:16Chicken man!
00:52:17Because you like a surge?
00:52:23I'd like to see you all get diseases.
00:52:25But it's not up to me.
00:52:27Captain Magruder, he believes in you.
00:52:29I don't know why.
00:52:30He's a saint.
00:52:31Tomorrow, you're going to escort the governor into Clam Cove.
00:52:36Quiet!
00:52:37Quiet!
00:52:39Now, we have reason to believe that terrorists will be planning an assassination attempt on
00:52:44the governor.
00:52:45So we have taken precautionary measures, and you will be issued guns.
00:52:53Sergeant, take over.
00:52:56The governor will be arriving at precisely all 900 hours.
00:53:03Foreman and Henderson will drive the limousine and meet the governor at the airport.
00:53:07Magruder and Stonewall will be on duty at the town hall, awaiting our arrival.
00:53:11Now, are you really sure they are ready, Captain?
00:53:16Mayor, the civilian traffic squad is the best thing to have in the Clam's Cove.
00:53:21If I may say so, an inspiration worthy of genius.
00:53:24Well, thank you, Harry, but I'm still concerned.
00:53:27Don't worry, Mayor.
00:53:28Everything is going to go exactly as planned.
00:53:30In fact, I can't wait to see the governor's face when he finds out it was your idea for
00:53:34the squad.
00:53:38Hey, the governor's plans went delayed.
00:53:40How long?
00:53:41About an hour.
00:53:42What are we going to do for an hour?
00:53:48Steve, I'm not interested.
00:53:52Steve.
00:53:53Susan.
00:53:55Hey, hey, hey, they're coming.
00:53:56They're coming.
00:53:58Schnell, everyone into air for information.
00:54:01Salute the governor.
00:54:02The governor.
00:54:06The idiots forgot to stop.
00:54:08Move out.
00:54:09It's fine.
00:54:28We're going to see.
00:54:31We're going to see.
00:54:32So,
00:54:33we're going to see.
00:54:34We're going to see.
00:54:36here we are governor thank you michaels that goddamned airplane now charles
00:54:51well boy what have you got to say for yourself uh sorry sir it's entirely my fault nonsense
00:55:03it's that damn pilot well boy what are you waiting for i've got a speech to make
00:55:08and obey those traffic laws yes sir
00:55:10captain why couldn't we just use rifles because i need a big bang
00:55:35god he's here already
00:55:46so
00:55:58come on
00:56:21welcome to clams cove mr governor sir hey thanks baby how you doing man
00:56:33what how's everyone doing you all right thanks for the welcome i love yous all thank you that's
00:56:39my girls man y'all want to talk to me about my girls later on it's all right this is my
00:56:43other girl here and i got another girl here there's lots of girls right and this is my
00:56:47main squeeze and i think she's gonna cost a little more how y'all doing you all right
00:56:50come see me in a little while and we'll all make business arrangements
00:56:54you're going too slowly boy that can be just as dangerous as going too fast remember safety first
00:57:12on the road yes sir really challenged you thought at the very least it would get a motorcycle escort
00:57:19where are they going
00:57:24not for them you dumb cop and let's go
00:57:27all right all right here it comes stand by stonewall stand by
00:57:38boy this is a convertible i believe lower the top
00:57:42kid sir security security be damned i said lower the top damned insubordination
00:57:48here dear here you go
00:57:49are you sure this is not going to hit anything right sir according to my calculations should hit
00:58:16the window across the road all right
00:58:21oh
00:58:23oh
00:58:25oh
00:58:27oh
00:58:29oh
00:58:31oh
00:58:33oh
00:58:35oh
00:58:37oh
00:58:39oh
00:58:41oh
00:58:42oh
00:58:43oh
00:58:45oh
00:59:11Protect the governor!
00:59:13Protect fascination!
00:59:15We're all gonna die!
00:59:28We gotta team the governor!
00:59:30We gotta team the governor!
00:59:41Stormwall and Magruder!
01:00:06Ah, look alive, Stiffs.
01:00:11Well, you finally did it, didn't you?
01:00:14Our poor mayor had to resign, and all because of you.
01:00:17It wasn't our fault that someone took a shot of the governor?
01:00:20Hey, hey, hey!
01:00:22I had faith in you, but you let me down.
01:00:25But it doesn't really matter anymore, does it?
01:00:28Because it's goodbye.
01:00:30What do you mean, goodbye?
01:00:32You mean we're fired? Fired?
01:00:34Come on!
01:00:35You can't do that to us, man! What we've been through!
01:00:37Hey, put a lid on it! Shut up!
01:00:39Of course you're fired.
01:00:41You can't do this, Captain.
01:00:43I don't care what happens to myself,
01:00:45but the rest of these guys will work their guts out for you.
01:00:47Guts this, Gorman!
01:00:49You heard the captain, get your stuff together, and get out!
01:00:53By tomorrow morning.
01:00:56We should get some signs made up that say something like, uh, Magruder, uh, the people's choice.
01:01:02Yeah, that'd be good.
01:01:04The climate code ladies sing this song, Magruder, Magruder!
01:01:08You're dancing on the street, it'll be great!
01:01:10Happy time!
01:01:12What is it, my little piece of cheesecake?
01:01:13It's about the recruits.
01:01:14The recruits?
01:01:15What's about the recruits?
01:01:16Is there nothing we can do for them?
01:01:17After all, they did try.
01:01:18Do I detect a note of sensitivity?
01:01:24Could we not find them jobs?
01:01:26Jobs!
01:01:27Listen, both of you, when I am the mayor,
01:01:29I need a captain with an iron fist to rule this department,
01:01:31so instead of worrying about those stupid recruits,
01:01:33you two should be worried about who I'm going to pick for.
01:01:35I'm not going to be worried about the recruits.
01:01:36What's that?
01:01:37What's that?
01:01:38What's that?
01:01:39Is there anything we can do for them?
01:01:40After all, they did try.
01:01:41Do I detect a note of sensitivity?
01:01:43Could we not find them jobs?
01:01:46Jobs!
01:01:47Listen, both of you,
01:01:49when I am the mayor,
01:01:51I need a captain with an iron fist to rule this department.
01:01:54So instead of worrying about those stupid recruits,
01:01:56you two should be worried about who I'm going to pick for.
01:01:58Who I'm going to pick for the job.
01:02:06In the meantime,
01:02:08I think we should have a party to kick off the election campaign.
01:02:10A beach party?
01:02:11Of course.
01:02:12A lot of wine, women, and lobster.
01:02:15Who wants a lobster?
01:02:17Look at these babies!
01:02:18Everybody, who wants one?
01:02:20How many?
01:02:21A fish?
01:02:22How many?
01:02:23Come round!
01:02:25How many?
01:02:26How many?
01:02:27How many?
01:02:28How many?
01:02:29Gosh.
01:02:30How many?
01:02:31absolument must.
01:02:33Very.
01:02:34Hi.
01:02:35I know that'd be good,
01:02:36dude.
01:02:38How many?
01:02:39Are you by the king today?
01:02:41We three- premiered institutions,
01:02:42we would have known others.
01:02:44Doing good for your list yet?
01:02:46Look alive. Look alive. Come on.
01:02:49When I'm elected mayor, everyone's gonna get a big fat raise.
01:02:58Okay, a bigger raise.
01:03:03That's more light.
01:03:07And when I'm elected mayor, I don't feel good.
01:03:16So well, I think I gotta be sick.
01:03:21Where'd you get these lobsters?
01:03:23They were fresh, Captain. It must have been the pot.
01:03:26Well, some guys were dumping some stuff down by the water.
01:03:30I left one behind, so I took it and I washed it out.
01:03:46Hey, what are you gonna do now, Brazil?
01:03:49What the hell do you think I'm gonna do?
01:03:51Hey, come on, you can't go back to doing that now.
01:03:53Oh, yeah, and you're the big expert, right?
01:03:57You know, Suze, I kinda like being a cop.
01:04:00Yeah, me too.
01:04:01For the first time in my life, I felt like a somebody.
01:04:06Okay, would you mind passing me that bottle?
01:04:08Oh, so what are you gonna do?
01:04:14I don't know.
01:04:15You know, if we could just find that assassin, we can get our jobs back.
01:04:19I told you, I saw them.
01:04:20But how? We don't even know what they look like.
01:04:22Magruder and Stonewall up on the roof.
01:04:24Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'd just be wasting our time.
01:04:27Hey, nothing's gonna get our jobs back.
01:04:29How come no one ever listens to me?
01:04:31Don't be so paranoid, Howie.
01:04:38Daddy!
01:04:44Take it easy, pumpkin.
01:04:46Recruits, we have a major crisis in our hands.
01:04:49The entire police force of Clams Cove is down with severe food poisoning.
01:04:54The word has hit the streets.
01:04:55Stores are being looted.
01:04:57Innocent people are being mugged by roving gangs.
01:04:59You're the only ones who can stop the criminal element from destroying our town.
01:05:04I thought we weren't good enough to be cops.
01:05:06Oh, Magruder said that, not me.
01:05:08Oh, yeah, and you're just sweet-talking us, because you need us now.
01:05:10Yeah, and then you'll dump us tomorrow, Mayor.
01:05:12No, please. I personally assure I'll see to it that you're reinstated in the department.
01:05:16You're not even mayor anymore. They're not gonna listen to you.
01:05:19Yeah, go find yourself some other suckers.
01:05:22Bye, Daddy.
01:05:24What's this crap?
01:05:27All I've heard for the last day is you bitching about not being cops anymore.
01:05:30And now you get the chance to do some real police work?
01:05:33What do you do? You chicken out.
01:05:35I ain't chickening out.
01:05:37I don't think any of us are Gorman.
01:05:39Maybe Magruder was right.
01:05:40Maybe you are a bunch of losers.
01:05:42But no, I don't think so.
01:05:45I think there was a reason why you wanted to be cops.
01:05:48And I think that reason was you wanted to be someone special.
01:05:50Someone who could take care of this little town of ours and look after its people.
01:05:54Someone who could be a hero.
01:05:56Yeah, that's right, a hero.
01:05:59All right, we're with you.
01:06:01Just don't make any more speeches, okay?
01:06:03Let's go.
01:06:04Okay.
01:06:33Let's go.
01:06:34Holy shit.
01:06:35Well, lucky here.
01:06:36But ain't her all color, pal.
01:06:38Let's see how fast the bike can go there, Henry.
01:06:41Yeah.
01:06:42Oh!
01:06:43Jeez, I better get some help.
01:07:03Hey, it's our favorite shark victim.
01:07:06Ladies, I need your help.
01:07:11Hey, guys.
01:07:12Why don't you time and get some?
01:07:14Crews on top, wanna take control.
01:07:16Crews on top, wanna take control.
01:07:18Hey, man, look at the cart.
01:07:19Hey, look at the cart.
01:07:20Hey, look at the cart.
01:07:21Hey.
01:07:22Oh!
01:07:23Oh!
01:07:24You feel good, you're what you want to do each of your day.
01:07:28You've all come through, you're nothing right now.
01:07:30You have to be strong.
01:07:32Crews on top, wanna rule the world.
01:07:35Oh!
01:07:36Oh!
01:07:37Oh!
01:07:39So if you play rock, don't hurt yourself.
01:07:42Crews on top, wanna rule the world.
01:07:45Crews on top, wanna rule the world.
01:07:48Thank you, ladies.
01:07:49No problem.
01:07:50Anytime.
01:07:51Can you handle it, baby?
01:07:53You got it.
01:07:58All right, boys.
01:08:00Hey, why did you do that?
01:08:13I dig that funky stuff.
01:08:15Stand by your man.
01:08:18Made a big mistake in coming here, boy.
01:08:20You're the one that has made the mistake.
01:08:23You're all under arrest for armed robbery.
01:08:26Get a roll, Bobby Joe.
01:08:27Let's teach this boy some respect.
01:08:29I'm gonna have to warn you.
01:08:30If you don't come along quietly, I'm gonna have to get my colleague.
01:08:34And I'm gonna tell you redneck son bitches that that cat don't take no stuff.
01:08:40Do you dig?
01:08:41Then bring him on, boy.
01:08:42Hell yeah.
01:08:43Let's see this buck.
01:08:44Okay.
01:08:45Okay.
01:08:46You wanna be like that?
01:08:47You had your chance.
01:08:48I tried to be nice.
01:08:49I warned you.
01:08:53Okay, partner.
01:08:54We're ready for you.
01:08:55Maurice, it's Din Din.
01:08:56We've got some redneck tuna.
01:08:57Oh, it's a fillet, white boy.
01:08:58Oh, you are in trouble now.
01:08:59Oh, down, girl.
01:09:00Hey, man.
01:09:01What's up?
01:09:02What's up?
01:09:03What's up?
01:09:04What's up?
01:09:05What's up?
01:09:06What's up?
01:09:07What's up?
01:09:08What's up?
01:09:09What's up?
01:09:10What's up?
01:09:12Where's the leg?
01:09:13Wait, son, you can relax.
01:09:27The problem is solved.
01:09:32Excuse me.
01:09:51Fellas, you know what you're doing is wrong, don't you?
01:09:56Hey, wait a minute.
01:09:58Maybe he's right.
01:09:59Sorry, officer.
01:10:01Come on, fellas.
01:10:02Let's go home and find some wholesome, constructive activity that we can do that will enrich our minds and prepare us for the future.
01:10:09Yeah, I'm going to open up the daily savings. Interesting, uncle.
01:10:26I'm going down there.
01:10:28Hold on, Thunderhead. This is going to take some ingenuity.
01:10:30Well, well, well. But isn't Larry the lobster?
01:10:41Top yours, asshole.
01:10:42You're making a big mistake.
01:10:44Oh, yeah.
01:10:45Move, move.
01:10:46Oh, yeah.
01:10:47Go, go, go!
01:11:17Go, go, go!
01:11:47Go, go, go!
01:12:17Go, go, go!
01:12:47Go, go, go!
01:13:17Go, go, go!
01:13:47Go, go, go!
01:14:17Go, go, go!
01:14:47Go, go, go!
01:15:17Go, go, go!
01:15:19Go, go, go!
01:15:47Go, go, go, go!
01:16:17Go, go, go, go!
01:16:19Go, go, go, go!
01:16:21Go, go, go, go!
01:16:23At this time, it behooves us all to acknowledge the gallant efforts of our new motorcycle
01:16:39squad.
01:16:41After only a few short weeks of training, these public-spirited residents have demonstrated
01:16:47their courage and dedication, and so it gives a great pleasure to-
01:16:53I can't sit through this any longer, and I'll tell you the truth, this old windbag poisoned
01:16:57the police force for his own political gain!
01:17:00That's a lie!
01:17:01And he tried to assassinate the governor with the help of these fifth-bit recruits!
01:17:06Us?
01:17:07Right now you're all under arrest for the attempted assassination of Governor Foster!
01:17:10It's you who's a disgrace to the uniform.
01:17:14Captain, I know who tried to assassinate the governor.
01:17:17It was you and Sergeant Stonewall there!
01:17:20I saw them up on the roof with the cannon!
01:17:23That's slander, Glutstein!
01:17:26It's true.
01:17:27McGruder thought he could be mayor if he blamed the fiasco on Mayor Bagley.
01:17:31You traitorous Nazi bitch!
01:17:34You think I was going to stand by and watch this idiot become captain?
01:17:38Officers, harass those men!
01:17:40Let's get the hell out of here!
01:17:43Faster, you idiot!
01:17:44Officer Glutstein?
01:17:45It's a pleasure!
01:17:46Out of the way!
01:17:47Out of the way!
01:17:48I've got the business to attend to!
01:17:49Out of the way!
01:17:50Get out of the way!
01:17:51Step on the captain!
01:17:52Just watch where you're going, you idiot!
01:17:56Come on!
01:17:57Let's get out of here!
01:17:58Come on, let's get out of here!
01:17:59I've got the business to attend to!
01:18:00Out of the way!
01:18:01Get out of here!
01:18:02Step on the captain!
01:18:03Just watch where you're going, you idiot!
01:18:05Come on, let's help have you!
01:18:06I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:07Sorry, sir!
01:18:08I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:09Sorry, sir!
01:18:11I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:12I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:13Sorry, sir!
01:18:14I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:15Sorry, sir!
01:18:19The criminals apprehended, your honor!
01:18:20Thank you, Officer Glutstein!
01:18:21I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:22I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:23Sorry, sir!
01:18:24I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:25I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:26Sorry, sir!
01:18:27I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:28Sorry, sir!
01:18:29I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:30I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:31I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:32I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:33I'm surrounded by incompetence!
01:18:34The criminals apprehended, your honor!
01:18:35Thank you, Officer Gorman!
01:18:36As of today, all of you people are officially members of the Clams Cove Police Department!
01:18:56One more thing, people!
01:19:03You're going to need a new captain of police!
01:19:06May I recommend Sergeant Schicklegruber!
01:19:09All right!
01:19:11There's my little Howie!
01:19:26When the elders look us over, we see reflections of the past!
01:19:54You ain't afraid of getting older, we're riding hard, riding fast!
01:20:10Calling all recruits to come and ride with me!
01:20:15Out on the middle of the road, hear the sounds of love and victory!
01:20:23Ride hard, live free!
01:20:29Ride the winds to fame and glory!
01:20:33Ride hard, live free!
01:20:36Love to rock, come and ride with me!
01:20:40And when you see the lights, signify hey!
01:20:46Recruits!
01:20:47Recruits!
01:20:48Recruits!
01:20:49Recruits!
01:20:50Come and ride with me!
01:20:52Hey!
01:20:53Recruits!
01:20:54Recruits!
01:20:55Recruits!
01:20:56Come and ride with me!
01:20:57Hey!
01:20:58Recruits!
01:20:59Hey!
01:21:00Recruits!
01:21:01Recruits!
01:21:02Recruits, recruits, recruits coming round with me
01:21:13Hey, recruits, recruits, coming round with me
01:21:32Hey, recruits, recruits, looking round with me
01:21:47Hey, recruits, recruits, recruits, and girders
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