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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hi, Dad. Um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong, God, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:51Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Deadson is...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like,
00:02:37five Christmases.
00:02:40It's tougher than I would.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:45Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:56from the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:22Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub,
00:03:35or beating up sleazebags,
00:03:38not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:39Come to think of it,
00:03:42come to think of it,
00:03:47I actually
00:03:47don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:53Okay, then.
00:03:59Oh, wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:00I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be careful.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:19When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:00This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well,
00:06:16maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here,
00:06:22and neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:08I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:17I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him,
00:07:30this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here,
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:43You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:07I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:13God damn it.
00:08:16Prom's to mark.
00:08:26Whoa!
00:08:27Who's this?
00:08:29Bob Grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:34Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house
00:08:43when I run Greek life.
00:08:45Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:54Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:21I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I were into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:11Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:28Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're, like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:02I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:21Oh, this is gold, Harper.
00:11:36You are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:51I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:14The hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody.
00:12:24Hello.
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:33A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:58I just need to give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:05is, like, a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly,
00:13:13if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:15You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33Let's fuck it down.
00:13:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:48Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:48Fuck this.
00:13:59What?
00:14:09Fuck it.
00:14:11Fuck it.
00:14:13Fuck it.
00:14:20Fuck this.
00:14:22Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:31You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:37Come to her party.
00:14:39Take advantage of her kindness, and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:43It was a joke. It was a joke.
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54Yes, that's enough.
00:14:57Let her go.
00:15:00One last thing.
00:15:05What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:10You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:18Fuck you up.
00:15:23But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:02You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me in front of...
00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:26And she's the queen of ours.
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:31I said stop!
00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just because you run some sort of shady business.
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:48I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:17:01Oh, yeah?
00:17:04If I'm such a kid,
00:17:06what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:15You're gonna have to try a lot harder
00:17:17if you want to turn me on.
00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:37Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:38You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:57God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:04What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:16No.
00:18:21It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:22He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:23You know, if he wanted to play,
00:18:34he could have just asked.
00:18:38I don't want to...
00:18:39I don't want to play.
00:18:40What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:44You're the one who came into my room,
00:18:46into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:49I was doing you a favor
00:18:51and helping you move out
00:18:52because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:03Say please.
00:19:08I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:12Give me the key.
00:19:13You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen?
00:19:24Like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:33Rule number one.
00:19:33There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:42So when I tell you
00:19:43that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:46you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of myself.
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:52No talking back.
00:19:54I am the last guy.
00:19:56You want to piss off?
00:19:57Rule number three.
00:20:06Don't start any games.
00:20:10You're not ready to play.
00:20:11So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:31Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:34And here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:39we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:42You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:52You have curfew.
00:20:54Ah!
00:21:04How's my daughter?
00:21:17Um, hot.
00:21:19What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:46You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:55Give me some time.
00:21:57Still my drive.
00:21:59Up in my heart.
00:22:01You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:22:24Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble,
00:22:29and you're in a goddamn strip club.
00:22:42Oh, excuse me.
00:22:44We're filming.
00:22:45Filming?
00:22:47Filming what?
00:22:48Some real hot stuff.
00:22:49Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:22:51Go find a room somewhere else.
00:22:52I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:22:54It says her location is here.
00:22:56So step aside before I make you.
00:22:59Mm, nope.
00:23:01Harper is my best friend.
00:23:02And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:23:04Hey, wait!
00:23:05Wait!
00:23:05Wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:06Wait!
00:23:13He looks so sexy.
00:23:15Keep going.
00:23:16Harper?
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:17Harper?
00:23:18Harper?
00:23:19Harper?
00:23:19Harper?
00:23:19Harper?
00:23:20Harper?
00:23:21You shouldn't be here.
00:23:27You shouldn't be here.
00:23:28I tried to stop him.
00:23:31Hey!
00:23:33No, Harper.
00:23:34You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:23:36What do you think you're doing here?
00:23:37It's for a class project.
00:23:39Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:23:41Class my ass.
00:23:43Is that what you want to do?
00:23:43Told her to get her here?
00:23:45I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:23:46Chris, stop!
00:23:47Not until I pummel this creep, then the camera's next.
00:23:50Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, not the camera.
00:23:52That's a thousand dollars.
00:23:53You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:23:56That is enough!
00:23:57You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:24:01Oh, my best friend is so sexy!
00:24:03Wait until the whole class sees this.
00:24:05No one's going to see these.
00:24:07Deleting them.
00:24:08That is art!
00:24:23Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:24:27creeps a lap dance.
00:24:28See how much my dad likes that?
00:24:36Your choice.
00:24:41Camera it is.
00:24:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:24:46You asshole!
00:24:48If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down
00:24:53your throat.
00:24:54You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:24:56What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:04I'm leaving.
00:25:06Now.
00:25:13So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:23You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:28You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:25:31Like a piece of meat.
00:25:32My classmate?
00:25:33My classmate?
00:25:34It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:40Jealous?
00:25:42Jealous?
00:25:43You're cute, Harper.
00:25:48I'll give you that.
00:25:50And those...
00:25:51things you do?
00:25:53They're cute, too.
00:25:55You know what's not cute?
00:25:58Me jealous.
00:26:00Now, you were right.
00:26:01I'm in some shady business.
00:26:02And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:05But you better not test me, or I'll break you.
00:26:12In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:18Well, guess what?
00:26:19You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:22Just admit that you want me.
00:26:33What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:36There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:40Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:42You know what, Chris?
00:26:43You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:45Fine.
00:26:46But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:26:48Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:26:52So...
00:26:54Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho Hottie is?
00:26:57No.
00:26:59Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:01Oh my god, Maria, no!
00:27:03Ew!
00:27:05That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:07He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:10And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:13I don't know.
00:27:14But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:18Um, wait.
00:27:20You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:31The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:33So that's step one.
00:27:34You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:39He was jealous, Harbs.
00:27:40Yeah, right.
00:27:41Jealous of me?
00:27:42I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:45He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:50Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:52Jealous over you.
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:58So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:02Until he snaps.
00:28:03And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:07And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:14Here's to operation seduction.
00:28:17Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:21Mm-hmm.
00:28:33Sexy outfit?
00:28:34Check.
00:28:35Popcorn?
00:28:36Check.
00:28:37A notebook?
00:28:38The only movie that can make a guy cry?
00:28:41Check.
00:28:49What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:56Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:00Seduce him.
00:29:01I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:07But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:11Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:14I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:15Your pulse is racing.
00:29:18What's going on?
00:29:22Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:25No, I just...
00:29:27I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie, but it's not.
00:29:43Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:47Oh, what about your date?
00:30:02Jake.
00:30:03Please, Jake.
00:30:05Jake, Jake, not for money.
00:30:06How are you not crying?
00:30:14This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:17Because it's not real.
00:30:19This is ridiculous.
00:30:21No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:26It's true love.
00:30:28There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:30Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:34Or...
00:30:34You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:43And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:45What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:58What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:03Now, come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:06Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:14I'll ruin it.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:26Not a lie.
00:31:27You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:30And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:33You can't handle me.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:40I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:43I don't kiss.
00:31:44And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:48Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:52I don't think you are.
00:31:53What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:32:09Just...
00:32:11Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:13I'm sorry.
00:32:14I love you.
00:32:16This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:23You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:37I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:40You're late, big daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:45So I'll wait.
00:32:47You wanna come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:32:50Not tonight.
00:32:52Busy.
00:32:53Busy?
00:32:56Never for me, you're not.
00:32:58Where the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:02Are you with another woman?
00:33:03Woman?
00:33:04No.
00:33:07Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:20Not this guy.
00:33:22Lose my number.
00:33:31Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:50She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:57Good.
00:34:00Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:12Stay.
00:34:13Hey.
00:34:18Damn it, Harper.
00:34:43You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend, his business partner. I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:28No, because you're still alive. Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:35One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:38You don't know that.
00:35:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah? Explain that.
00:35:48That's Mourning Wood, sweetheart. Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:54You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:05Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:14Well, what's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:18I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:27Thanks for watching me sleep. Bye.
00:36:29This will do.
00:36:50So, my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:06Struggling much?
00:37:17I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:47I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:53Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:58That's not.
00:38:05No underwear.
00:38:13That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:17What are you going to do?
00:38:20I'll punish you.
00:38:26I don't know.
00:38:28You don't know me?
00:38:38I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:45Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:48I'd say do your worst.
00:38:51I'd say do your worst.
00:38:54I'm sorry.
00:39:09I can't let this happen.
00:39:11What the heck?
00:39:12Why are you stopping?
00:39:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:20But...
00:39:21But what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:27Can't let this happen again.
00:39:29Hot block.
00:39:40You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:52You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:55What?
00:39:55That was part of the plan.
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:58I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:00Was it...
00:40:01Big?
00:40:03So big.
00:40:06Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:09It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:14Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:15He's a sex freak?
00:40:16Like...
00:40:17BDSR?
00:40:18The whole nine yards.
00:40:19Whips.
00:40:20Chains.
00:40:21Handcuffs.
00:40:22My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:28Wait.
00:40:29Do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:32Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:35Crap.
00:40:36What if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:57Stop messing with that.
00:40:58You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:01You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:03How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:05He is not my man.
00:41:12I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:14No.
00:41:15Leave, Brian.
00:41:16She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:17You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:21Harps?
00:41:22Huh?
00:41:23What do you want, Brian?
00:41:28Just five minutes.
00:41:34Fine.
00:41:35But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:37It's okay.
00:41:38Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:40Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:41:54I want to get back together.
00:42:07You cheated on me.
00:42:09You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:14But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:16Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:18This isn't about payback.
00:42:20I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:25What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:28Hmm?
00:42:29Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:31You slut!
00:42:32Hmm?
00:42:33Get off of me!
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no.
00:42:35Get off of me!
00:42:36Let me see them.
00:42:37Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:39Show me.
00:42:40Show me!
00:42:41Let go of me!
00:42:42There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:45I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:48A drink?
00:42:49I don't have time for this.
00:42:50You still owe me for our cancelled plans, you know.
00:42:54That's not happening.
00:42:55Ever.
00:42:56Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:42:59Me?
00:43:00We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:03Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:06It's not a threat.
00:43:08It's a fact.
00:43:12You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:16But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:18I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:27Help me!
00:43:28Help!
00:43:29Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:31Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:33Good girl.
00:43:35You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:39I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:41That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:44And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:48You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:50Are you okay?
00:43:53Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:57She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:59Wait.
00:44:09Stop it!
00:44:10You're gonna kill him.
00:44:11Good.
00:44:12He's not worth it.
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:17If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:21I promise.
00:44:22I promise.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:31Fuck.
00:44:46Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:48Should we call 911?
00:44:50Seriously, Harper?
00:44:52He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:54I handled myself just fine.
00:44:56And if I wasn't there to save your ass,
00:44:58what would have happened?
00:45:00You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:18So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:32Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:52Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:56Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:58So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:06I'm gonna throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:22You can do this.
00:46:36I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water.
00:46:54Just look at me.
00:46:56It's not hard to do.
00:47:14It's okay, it's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17I got you.
00:47:18It's okay.
00:47:19You're fine.
00:47:20You're fine.
00:47:21You're fine, Harper.
00:47:22Just breathe.
00:47:23Just keep breathing.
00:47:24How are you feeling?
00:47:25Fine.
00:47:26Just insanely distracted.
00:47:27Ready for the next step?
00:47:28Okay.
00:47:41Fine.
00:47:43Just insanely distracted.
00:47:45Fine.
00:47:49Just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:47:56I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:07I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:15Oh, my God.
00:48:16You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:30I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:31I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:32I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:33I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:34I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:35I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:36I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:37I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:38I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:39Parker!
00:48:41Parker!
00:48:43Parker!
00:48:45Parker!
00:48:47What happened?
00:48:49What happened?
00:48:51You blacked out.
00:48:53You okay?
00:48:55You okay?
00:48:57I'm sorry.
00:48:59I'm sorry.
00:49:01I'm sorry.
00:49:03I'm sorry.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:07You're okay.
00:49:09I'm sorry.
00:49:11For what?
00:49:13You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19I can't do this.
00:49:21Hey.
00:49:23It's okay.
00:49:25We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:27Just kiss me.
00:49:29Your dad won't like this.
00:49:33Don't think about him. If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:37I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:39I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:41Just say you don't want me.
00:49:43Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:49:45I want you.
00:49:47I don't want you.
00:49:49I want you.
00:49:51I told you not to mess with me.
00:49:53You're gonna get hurt.
00:49:55You're very like me.
00:49:57I told you not to mess with me.
00:49:59You're gonna get hurt.
00:50:01I told you not to mess with me. You're going to get hurt.
00:50:12You're going to like me.
00:50:23What the hell? What are you doing?
00:50:25We need to talk about this first. Inside. With our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease. I just care about you.
00:50:34So you are a grandpa?
00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:41Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:43No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:49I'm going to shower.
00:50:50Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:03So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:25Yes. I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:46Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:00Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:15I'm surprised.
00:52:18Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:21Just all around...
00:52:24Not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess pepper.
00:52:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:51You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:59Choke you out.
00:53:01None of that kissing.
00:53:03Pillow talk.
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:12He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:15He actually lives here with me.
00:53:17You're gonna scare me.
00:53:28Help!
00:53:29Help me, I can't swim!
00:53:34Help me, move.
00:53:35Help!
00:53:35Help, I can't swim!
00:53:36Harper? Harper!
00:53:51Smile for T.M.
00:53:54Please don't!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:06Harper!
00:54:36Harper!
00:54:40No!
00:54:41Come on!
00:54:42Harper!
00:54:43No!
00:54:44Come on!
00:54:45Harper!
00:54:46Harper!
00:54:47Harper!
00:54:48Harper!
00:54:50Harper!
00:54:51...
00:54:52...
00:54:53...
00:54:54...
00:54:54...
00:54:57...
00:54:59Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:55:00It's okay, I got you.
00:55:01You're safe.
00:55:02You're safe.
00:55:03I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:05I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:07You're okay, just breathe.
00:55:08Just breathe.
00:55:09You're safe now.
00:55:10Just breathe.
00:55:11way to downgrade chris i mean i know she can homewreck but she can't even swim it's pathetic
00:55:18homewreck
00:55:20harper could never homewreck us malama she couldn't if she tried
00:55:27i need to come back to me baby we were just playing hard to get so i got a little jealous
00:55:36she could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck
00:55:41joked me harder i miss how rough you get baby
00:55:49i don't love you and you almost killed harper
00:55:55how was i supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim she's fine stop overreacting baby
00:56:05what are you doing tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his
00:56:19company has tanked on the stock market and why his major investors have pulled out their funds
00:56:24from kauffman motors you're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter
00:56:30is responsible for his company going bankrupt you got that are you threatening me
00:56:35no i'm telling you don't fuck with the people i care about
00:56:41get out of here wait please don't i'll do anything please
00:56:49what are you doing
00:56:56what are you doing
00:56:58what are you doing
00:57:03no wait wait
00:57:08oh
00:57:10i'm sorry for the situation i put you in marver
00:57:29she will not bother you again
00:57:32i swear
00:57:34don't worry about it
00:57:36i guess we both have histories of dating crazies huh
00:57:45i never dated her we weren't a thing
00:57:49not a brand of her
00:57:53are you seriously jealous right now
00:58:07she said that
00:58:12that i would never be able to handle you
00:58:18satisfy you
00:58:31in bed
00:58:35that i was too much of a kid and that
00:58:39you'd never be into me
00:58:43is that true
00:58:50that's not how i feel harper
00:58:54but i don't know if i can tell you how i feel
00:58:57i'm supposed to protect you
00:59:00when i was in that pool i
00:59:06i really thought i was gonna die
00:59:11and all i could think about
00:59:13was all the things i regret never doing
00:59:19what did you regret
00:59:21not doing this sooner
00:59:23you
00:59:36you
00:59:40you
00:59:42you
00:59:44you
00:59:48you
00:59:50what the hell am i doing
00:59:54why did you stop again
00:59:57you're playing with fire harper
00:59:59your dad is going to kill me
01:00:01i promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things i get up to
01:00:06this isn't about mark
01:00:07it's about you and me
01:00:09so whatever it is you're dreaming of
01:00:11behind those doe eyes of yours
01:00:12you need to kill it
01:00:13i'm too dangerous
01:00:17too dangerous
01:00:20so you're saying the kiss was a mistake and
01:00:24i should forget this ever happened
01:00:27it's for the best harper
01:00:29there's a reason i don't let people close to me
01:00:32yeah
01:00:34it's cause you're a coward
01:00:36you're allowed to be mad at me
01:00:38just admit it
01:00:39you led me on and then you got cold feet
01:00:41just be a man and own it
01:00:43it's not true
01:00:44you don't
01:00:45you're a psycho
01:00:54just trying to protect you
01:01:04morning
01:01:06bagel
01:01:07i'm not hungry
01:01:08you need to eat
01:01:09no
01:01:21what i need
01:01:23is for you to move out
01:01:25and leave me alone
01:01:27are we even now
01:01:33bageled me and you made me striptease for you
01:01:38what's wrong kiddo
01:01:40i hate seeing you like this
01:01:42you should have thought about that before you broke my heart
01:01:45it broke my heart
01:01:58columbia university gallery exhibition
01:02:02featuring the work of students
01:02:04harper reeves
01:02:06i'm going to make this up to you
01:02:11promise
01:02:19has mr colin seen this?
01:02:21harper you're like michael fucking angelo
01:02:24nope
01:02:27and he's never going to
01:02:29huh
01:02:30i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:34why would i invite an asshole who led me on
01:02:37oh hey
01:02:39hey
01:02:40let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:41okay
01:02:42you need to impress some fancy pants arts investor
01:02:44so you can pass this class
01:02:46and i am not letting you fail
01:02:48stop moping
01:02:50let's go wine and dine some rich people
01:02:52okay
01:02:55okay
01:02:56how long do you think this took to paint christina?
01:03:11like a million hours?
01:03:13who the fuck cares?
01:03:15we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:21make sure no one's coming
01:03:26i think i hear them coming
01:03:43let's go
01:03:45one last touch
01:03:47i think i hear them coming
01:03:48let's go
01:03:49one last touch
01:03:50good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01harper
01:04:06tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:09huh?
01:04:10what?
01:04:12no no no no my
01:04:14my final project
01:04:16how am i gonna graduate?
01:04:17why would someone do this to me?
01:04:24harper
01:04:27harper
01:04:28i'm kind of confused
01:04:30is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32shhh
01:04:36is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:38shhh
01:04:39don't say that
01:04:41it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:43portrait
01:04:50did you do this?
01:04:52christina
01:04:54if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class
01:04:58we're gonna report you to the dean christina
01:05:00you're not gonna get away with this
01:05:02guess what?
01:05:03you have no proof
01:05:05good luck with that losers
01:05:08that's what you get for fucking with me harper
01:05:11harper
01:05:12harper
01:05:13there's the student i've been looking for
01:05:14professor
01:05:15i-i can explain
01:05:19harper
01:05:22is this your work?
01:05:24it's so ugly
01:05:26isn't it professor?
01:05:28we have to fail harper
01:05:29it looks like a complete choke
01:05:31ladies
01:05:32i assure you harper knew what she was doing
01:05:36in fact
01:05:38guests just bought this piece
01:05:40wait what?
01:05:41who would buy this crap?
01:05:43i will
01:05:56who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:58i will
01:06:02it's you
01:06:03you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party
01:06:07christina don't be rude
01:06:09don't you know who this is?
01:06:11chris collins is a renowned rare art collector
01:06:14there's no way
01:06:16that's okay professor
01:06:17not everyone has taste
01:06:21how much for this painting?
01:06:23oh no you really don't
01:06:24our starting price is 18
01:06:25this is 18
01:06:30done
01:06:33wait eighteen hundred dollars?
01:06:36you can study at this school or not
01:06:38we haven't sold one single painting for less than eighteen thousand dollars
01:06:42you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey chugging whack ass grandpa just has eighteen thousand dollars sitting in his bank account?
01:06:52here's two mil
01:06:54what?
01:06:55take the rest and buy art supplies
01:06:57whatever it is you need to get
01:06:59for harper's sake
01:07:00sir
01:07:02mr collins this is too much
01:07:04oh my god oh my god
01:07:06are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:08are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:11are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:13language miss hawkes
01:07:15don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:17who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars?
01:07:22my father still runs this university
01:07:25money runs this university
01:07:26and i'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor
01:07:29who will be ecstatic to see this check
01:07:32for disciplinary action
01:07:35you're going to get us expelled
01:07:37professor you can't
01:07:39please
01:07:40getting expelled sounds
01:07:42just about right to me
01:07:43no wait professor
01:07:44not so fast
01:07:46what the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:48not from me
01:07:50whoa
01:07:51no
01:07:59i can't believe that you two would do something like this
01:08:01good luck proving it was us
01:08:04knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves everyday is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:13those dresses though
01:08:15wait
01:08:16what?
01:08:17i
01:08:18i
01:08:19i
01:08:21i
01:08:22i
01:08:24i
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01:08:42the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go why are you
01:08:49grabbing us they're the ones who did this arrest them let's go oh i'm gonna have to get this on
01:08:56camera i'll see you later congratulations on the sell miss reeves chris that was 18 grand
01:09:05that's eighteen thousand dollars seriously i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:12what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:21he um i mean i
01:09:27i was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help show you how much i want you
01:09:37a blindfold i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:09:55bad things but only if you want me to
01:10:04i do
01:10:07why'd we stop i've been waiting so long for this
01:10:23i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:29and i'll wait for you
01:10:35wear that for me tonight
01:10:38harper harper
01:10:47harper
01:10:47hello earth to harper you need to look at this can it wait maria i'm having
01:10:53very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner
01:10:58no no that's what i need to tell you about harper look
01:11:01you've got the fuck i swear the guns and the money it's not just for show harper he's dangerous you need
01:11:10to move out now you can't keep living with him i need to talk to him okay harper
01:11:15taxi for harper
01:11:25harper
01:11:26lori hey let go of me stop it
01:11:32please please let me go if it's money i'll give you however much you want
01:11:48harper harper harper ryan why are you doing this we broke up
01:11:58we broke up because you've been fucking that old man
01:12:02you psycho he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:05he humiliated me but luckily for me your little boyfriend
01:12:12what does he have he has some dangerous enemies ain't that right fellas
01:12:19once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:24well we don't need to get into more details do we
01:12:27no no you can just watch
01:12:31no no no no no no no
01:12:40a trap
01:12:53what the hell
01:12:55fall into my soul
01:13:03not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:13i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:20before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:13:26hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:35you know my daughter better than i do is that text a prank
01:13:41harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:45can we have some food with you after we kill mother grant
01:13:53hmm should we make him watch
01:13:57oh looks like he's here are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper
01:14:08huh get ready boys
01:14:15i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:20that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:33what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without you the bodyguard
01:14:56let me go i'll leave i already told you once you should have listened to me dead
01:15:12i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:15:26are you okay did he hurt you
01:15:34did he hurt you chris i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:42when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:51would someone like to tell me what the is going on
01:16:00oh my god dad what the hell it's okay
01:16:02i'll handle it i want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:06why are you making out with my best friend harper i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:16:11no dad look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:17what deep down i know that you just want me to be safe
01:16:28chris makes me feel safe please don't be mad
01:16:33you're wrong about that
01:16:36it's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:16:44if that means being with chris
01:16:47then he better not screw this up or i will make him regret it
01:16:51i believe you you keep her safe
01:16:57with my god damn life
01:17:11you remember my instructions
01:17:20yes
01:17:25You know what I came here for
01:17:27Throw that jacket on the floor
01:17:30Kissing me goodnight
01:17:32Yes, daddy
01:17:34Say it
01:17:37Yes, daddy
01:17:40I want you to beg for it
01:17:47I want you
01:17:51To fuck me, honey
01:17:53Stop teasing
01:18:05I want you now
01:18:07Daddy, say it
01:18:15Or I'll punish you
01:18:23Don't stop, daddy
01:18:31Are you sure about that?
01:18:50You have two choices, Mr. Collins
01:19:07You can either uncuff me
01:19:12Or fuck me
01:19:14You know I'm dangerous
01:19:30Rich or mine
01:19:34Do your worst, daddy
01:19:38Once I started, let's stop it
01:20:02I thought you only fucked girls from behind
01:20:09You're different
01:20:14Ready for round five
01:20:31Stop it, I'm sore
01:20:34Now let me out so I can go pee
01:20:36What if I don't?
01:20:42What was that?
01:20:43Crap, it's my dad
01:20:44Honey, you home?
01:20:46Dad, I'm kind of busy right now
01:20:48Stop it
01:20:49I told you I was busy
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reads
01:20:58If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out
01:21:01Okay, I will
01:21:02Can you get out?
01:21:17I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No, please keep them covered
01:21:23I want to give a speech
01:21:26And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:28I get nervous when I open up
01:21:31You literally carry around a gun
01:21:33But whatever
01:21:35Just get on with it
01:21:37What I do for a living
01:21:39The not-so-legal part
01:21:42It's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:48And for me to be
01:21:51Vulnerable?
01:21:53Yeah
01:21:55But I knew
01:21:56When I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed
01:21:59You're like a magnet, Harper
01:22:02And I want to be around you
01:22:05Forever
01:22:06So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:18I'm moving you in there
01:22:23As a graduation present
01:22:26And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:33Only if you want to
01:22:37Either way, the apartment's yours
01:22:41Are you serious?
01:22:43Well, what's wrong?
01:22:46It's a tacky?
01:22:48I liked it
01:22:49I thought
01:22:49Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition, one friend
01:22:56Which is?
01:22:59You have to move in there with me
01:23:01Deal
01:23:03I thought
01:23:25We'll be right back
01:23:30I thought