- 6/11/2025
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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong, God, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:51Mr. Collins?
00:01:54That's in his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like, five Christmases.
00:02:40It's tougher than I've ever met.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:45Um, your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:54from the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:24Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be...
00:03:33busy running your nightclub, or...
00:03:35beating up...
00:03:37sleazebags, not...
00:03:38picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:39Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Ooh!
00:04:00Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:04I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly.
00:04:07Ugh, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:00This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well,
00:06:16maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here,
00:06:22and neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:36You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me.
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him.
00:07:30This is sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17Who is this poor grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:47Apparently, this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means...
00:08:53Fancy alcohol!
00:08:56Hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh, I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:14Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:18Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:22Enjoy the party!
00:09:25I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork, Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:37Forget Harper.
00:09:40Hang out with me.
00:09:44I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:52I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or...
00:10:00No talk.
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:06Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:11Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:17Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:22I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they
00:10:26can upstage us.
00:10:28Oh, Harper.
00:10:29Oh, Harper.
00:10:30Hey.
00:10:31Listen.
00:10:32Do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:33Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:34Ew.
00:10:35Ew.
00:10:36Okay, yeah.
00:10:37Of course you can.
00:10:38You're...
00:10:39You're like...
00:10:40Your school royalty.
00:10:41Thanks.
00:10:42You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:10:43We're...
00:10:44We're friends?
00:10:45Of course!
00:10:46I have to pee.
00:10:46Wait for me?
00:10:48Uh, yeah.
00:10:48Of course I'll just leave you right outside my own room.
00:10:51Like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're friends?
00:11:01Of course.
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just leave you right outside my own room.
00:11:11What dirt can I find?
00:11:29Oh, this is gold.
00:11:34Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:59I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:11The hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody.
00:12:24Hello.
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading a few pages of Harper's diary?
00:12:36Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary, dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Oh, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:53Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend.
00:13:18You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33Let's fuck it down.
00:13:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:13:49Fuck this.
00:13:59Fuck this.
00:13:59Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:27You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:35Come to her party.
00:14:39You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:14:43It was a joke.
00:14:44It was a joke.
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:55Chris, that's enough.
00:14:55Let her go.
00:15:00One last.
00:15:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty.
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:17Fuck you up.
00:15:23But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:26Everyone out.
00:15:28The fuck out.
00:15:36What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:02You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I don't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:19Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:25I'm going to stop you right there.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our...
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:31I said stop!
00:16:34I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just because you run some sort of shady business, does it?
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:50I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like what?
00:17:01Oh, yeah?
00:17:03If I'm such a kid,
00:17:06what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13It's all right, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:16You're going to have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:37Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:38You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:47I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:57God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:08What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:16No.
00:18:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:21It cannot be happening.
00:18:22He's going to be back in a second.
00:18:33You know, if he weren't played,
00:18:34he could have just asked.
00:18:38I don't want to...
00:18:39I don't want to play.
00:18:40What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:44You're the one who came into my room,
00:18:46into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:49I was doing you a favor
00:18:51and helping you move out
00:18:52because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:03Say please.
00:19:04Please.
00:19:04Please.
00:19:04Please.
00:19:04Please.
00:19:05Please.
00:19:06Please.
00:19:06Please.
00:19:08I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:13Give me the key.
00:19:19What the...
00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen,
00:19:24like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:28Rule number one.
00:19:35There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:42So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:46you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of my...
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:51I'm not talking back.
00:19:53I am the last guy.
00:19:56You want to piss off?
00:20:03Rule number three.
00:20:06Don't start any games.
00:20:09You're not ready to play.
00:20:11So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:27Uh, my plans are none of your concerns.
00:20:34Um, here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:39we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:42You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:48You have curfew.
00:21:15How's my daughter?
00:21:17Um, hi.
00:21:19What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:22Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:46You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:48I say, look at myself.
00:21:55I kind of can't forget to check this out.
00:21:58I'm sorry.
00:21:58I think it's fine.
00:22:00I'm sorry.
00:22:01I know.
00:22:02Yeah.
00:22:02Yeah, yeah.
00:22:02Yeah, yeah.
00:22:04Yeah.
00:22:05Yeah.
00:22:06Heh.
00:22:07You better have a good each other.
00:22:07You better have a good, yeah.
00:22:08Anything, yeah.
00:22:08What do I say?
00:22:09I listen to the�.
00:22:10You're not Hi.
00:22:11You never has a good, yeah.
00:22:12I certainly don't have a good idea.
00:22:13You better find me at home.
00:22:14With the home.
00:22:14Yeah.
00:22:15You don't have a good idea.
00:22:16you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:24your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:30oh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa
00:22:50go find a room somewhere else i'm looking for harper reeves it says her location is here
00:22:56so step aside before i make you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old
00:23:03dude would be looking for hey wait wait wait wait
00:23:06he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:17you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:23:30hey no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:37it's for a class project give them this camera back you prick class my ass is that what you
00:23:43told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight up
00:23:46chris stop not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:23:50hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:23:53you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:23:56that is enough
00:23:57these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy
00:24:16wait till the whole class sees this no one's going to see these deleting them
00:24:20what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there
00:24:26and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:28see how much my dad likes that
00:24:32your choice
00:24:37camera it is
00:24:42no no no no no no no no
00:24:46you asshole
00:24:47if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:54you'll be shitting out polaroids what the fuck is your problem
00:25:00we're leaving now
00:25:06so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends
00:25:17i did it for your own good
00:25:19you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project
00:25:23you need me around for your safety because clearly you can't do it on your own
00:25:27you should have seen the way those guys were looking at you
00:25:30like a piece of meat
00:25:32my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:37jealous
00:25:41jealous
00:25:43you're cute harper
00:25:48i'll give you that
00:25:49and those
00:25:51things you do
00:25:52they're cute too
00:25:54you know what's not cute
00:25:56me jealous
00:25:59now you were right
00:26:01i'm in some shady business
00:26:02and i don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me
00:26:05but you better not test me
00:26:07or i'll break you
00:26:09in more than one way
00:26:13harper
00:26:14well guess what
00:26:19you just called me harper instead of kid
00:26:22just admit
00:26:25that you want me
00:26:27what the hell is happening to me
00:26:34there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:39put your c belt on
00:26:41you know what chris
00:26:43you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:44fine
00:26:45but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:48let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:50so
00:26:52are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:57no
00:26:58are you sleeping with a professor
00:27:01oh my god maria no
00:27:03ew
00:27:03that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:27:07he was sent here to
00:27:08keep me safe
00:27:10and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:12i don't know
00:27:14but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:17um wait
00:27:19you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:22think about it
00:27:25we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:27:31the only way to do that is if he makes a move
00:27:33so that's step one
00:27:34you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:39he was jealous harves
00:27:40yeah right
00:27:41jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods
00:27:45he's like a tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:50not jealous of you dummy jealous over you
00:27:54it looked like he wanted to kill aaron over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:57so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:02until he snaps
00:28:03and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:07and when your dad sees that
00:28:09he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:13here's to operation seduction
00:28:16chris collins
00:28:18you better watch out
00:28:19because i get what i want
00:28:21sexy outfit
00:28:34check
00:28:34popcorn
00:28:36check
00:28:37a notebook
00:28:38the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:40check
00:28:41what do you want
00:28:53you done giving me the salad treatment
00:28:55um popcorn
00:28:57harper
00:28:58you idiot
00:28:59seduce him
00:29:01i mean i
00:29:02brought snacks
00:29:05as a peace offering
00:29:06but
00:29:08if you're busy i can come back later
00:29:10come on wait wait wait
00:29:12i have a date but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:29:17what's going on
00:29:20uh
00:29:21is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:23no i just
00:29:26i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:30but it's not
00:29:31well are we watching a movie or not
00:29:45but what about your date
00:29:53but what about your date
00:29:53jane
00:30:02jane
00:30:02please jane
00:30:03jane jane
00:30:05jane
00:30:06now don't come
00:30:06how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:16because it's not real
00:30:18because it's not real
00:30:18this is ridiculous
00:30:20no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:25it's true love
00:30:27there's no such thing as true love
00:30:30anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:33or
00:30:34maybe
00:30:37you're just a soulless ai bot
00:30:42and there are batteries in your back
00:30:45what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:55what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:01now come on
00:31:04just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:06shh
00:31:07don't mess with me harper
00:31:14i'm not a toy
00:31:14i'll ruin you
00:31:15well
00:31:16i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:18as hard as you try to convince yourself
00:31:20i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:22it's not a lie
00:31:27you are a beautiful woman
00:31:29and i'm too much for you kid
00:31:32you can't handle me
00:31:34try me
00:31:36i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:42i don't kiss
00:31:44and i don't make love harper
00:31:46maybe i'm into that
00:31:49no
00:31:50i don't think you are
00:31:53what did you get yourself into harper
00:31:58just
00:32:09shut up and watch the movie
00:32:13i'm sorry
00:32:14i love you
00:32:15this was the last thing i could do for you
00:32:18you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:32:31i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:35i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:39you're late big daddy
00:32:41but you sound pissed
00:32:44so i'll wait
00:32:46you wanna come in and fuck your frustration up
00:32:50not tonight
00:32:50busy
00:32:52busy
00:32:53busy
00:32:55remember for me you're not
00:32:57when the hell could you possibly be
00:33:00are you with another woman
00:33:03woman
00:33:03no
00:33:04not a woman
00:33:08do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now
00:33:13not this guy
00:33:21who's my number
00:33:23whoever this girl is
00:33:32your days are numbered
00:33:34do not flake
00:33:35on melana kaufman
00:33:37she's going to be the death of me
00:33:57kid
00:33:58because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:03stay
00:34:13damn it harper
00:34:33you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand
00:35:03inside my pants
00:35:04oh my god did we have sex
00:35:08oh my god did we have sex
00:35:11i slept with my dad's best friend
00:35:13his business partner
00:35:14i'm a dead girl walking
00:35:16no but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me
00:35:22so
00:35:26so we didn't
00:35:27no
00:35:29because you're still alive
00:35:32trust me you can't handle a night with me angel
00:35:34one night with me is when you wouldn't survive
00:35:37you don't know that
00:35:39let's just say you're lucky you're not my type
00:35:43oh yeah
00:35:44explain that
00:35:46that's morning wood sweetheart
00:35:49don't get your hopes up
00:35:51we're not on a nickname basis
00:35:53you're just some
00:35:54guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:35:58is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:36:03is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:08what's wrong
00:36:15not as adventurous as you thought you were
00:36:18i am gonna go for a cock a walk
00:36:20i'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:23with my friend
00:36:25thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:36:29i'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:58So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:15Struggling much?
00:37:28I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:47I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:53Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from it, can you?
00:37:58That's not.
00:38:05No underwear?
00:38:13That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:17What are you gonna do?
00:38:20Punisher.
00:38:23I don't know.
00:38:26I don't know.
00:38:32What do I know?
00:38:36You don't know me?
00:38:42I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:45Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:47I'd say, do you worst.
00:38:48I'd say, do you worst.
00:38:52I'd say, do you worst.
00:38:53I'm sorry. I can't let this happen.
00:38:58What the heck? Why, why are you stopping?
00:39:02You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:03But, but what about-
00:39:04There's no buts.
00:39:05I can't let this happen again.
00:39:06I'm sorry.
00:39:07I'm sorry.
00:39:08I can't let this happen.
00:39:09But what the heck? Why, why are you stopping?
00:39:12You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:16You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:22But what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:27I can't let this happen again.
00:39:39Cut block!
00:39:40You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:55That was part of the plan!
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:59I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:00Was it big?
00:40:03So big.
00:40:06Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:14Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:15He's a sex freak?
00:40:16Like, BDSM?
00:40:18The whole nine yards.
00:40:19Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:28Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:32Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:40:35Crap, what if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:42Stop messing with that.
00:40:59You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:41:02You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:41:04How else are you going to woo your man?
00:41:06He is not my man.
00:41:10I hope you're not talking about me.
00:41:14Ew, leave, Brian.
00:41:16She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:41:21Harps?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:23What do you want, Brian?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:36Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay.
00:41:38Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:40Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:06I want to get back together.
00:42:07You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:14But that was months ago, huh?
00:42:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:22I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:26What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:28Hmm?
00:42:29Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:33Hmm?
00:42:33Get off of me!
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me.
00:42:40Show me!
00:42:41Let go of me!
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:46I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:49A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:51You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:54That's not happening.
00:42:56Ever.
00:42:58Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:00Me?
00:43:01We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:04Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:07It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:09You'll regret this, Christopher, but I'm not going to come after you.
00:43:19I'm going to come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:23Help me!
00:43:29Help!
00:43:30Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:35Good girl.
00:43:36You are going to regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:42That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:45And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:48You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:52Are you okay?
00:43:56Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:44:03Oh!
00:44:04Oh!
00:44:06Stop it!
00:44:11You're going to kill him.
00:44:12Good.
00:44:12He's not worth it.
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:17If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:22I promise.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:25Let's go.
00:44:36Let's go.
00:44:43Fuck.
00:44:46Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:49Should we call 911?
00:44:51Seriously, Harper?
00:44:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:55I handled myself just fine.
00:44:57And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:44:59You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:19So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:33Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:55Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex could use against you.
00:46:03I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:22You can do this.
00:46:33I'm right here.
00:46:53Don't focus on the water.
00:46:54Just look at me.
00:47:01It's not hard to do.
00:47:03It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:20It's okay.
00:47:25You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:33Just breathe.
00:47:36Just keep breathing.
00:47:39How are you feeling?
00:47:48Fine.
00:47:49Just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:47:54I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:07I thought you didn't make love.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:16You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:24What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:30Parker!
00:48:53Harper!
00:48:54Harper!
00:48:55Harper!
00:48:55Harper!
00:48:56Harper!
00:48:56What happened, what happened?
00:49:03You blacked out.
00:49:05You're okay.
00:49:06You're okay.
00:49:07Sorry.
00:49:08Sorry.
00:49:09For what?
00:49:10You did amazing.
00:49:15You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:18What you did is...
00:49:20It's okay.
00:49:23It's okay.
00:49:25We'll try again and more.
00:49:27Just kiss me.
00:49:30Your dad won't like this.
00:49:33Don't think about him.
00:49:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:46Just say you don't want me.
00:49:53Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:00I don't want you.
00:50:03And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:05You're going to get hurt.
00:50:07You're going to like me.
00:50:12What the hell?
00:50:13What are you doing?
00:50:14We need to talk about this first.
00:50:27Inside.
00:50:28With our minds, not our crawlers.
00:50:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease.
00:50:32I just care about you.
00:50:34So you are a grandpa?
00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:39Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:43No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:48I'm gonna shout.
00:51:00Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:04So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:14Running a daycare.
00:51:16Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:22Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:25I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:29I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:34And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:36He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:41Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:46Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:50Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:53You've been tracking him?
00:51:56What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:58The same kind he is.
00:52:00Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:05Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:14Intimately.
00:52:15I'm surprised.
00:52:16Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:21Just all around, not intense enough for him.
00:52:26Not intense enough?
00:52:28Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:33Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:52:38I mean, look at you.
00:52:39You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:44You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:46Don't call me that.
00:52:51You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:54He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:56Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:59Choke you out.
00:53:00None of that.
00:53:02Kissing.
00:53:03Pillow talk.
00:53:04Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:12He'll be bored of you in a week.
00:53:14He actually lives here with me.
00:53:17You little skank.
00:53:19Help! Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:30Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:35Help! I can't swim!
00:53:49Harper! Harper!
00:53:51Help!
00:53:53Smile for Tim, loser!
00:53:55Help me!
00:53:56Please don't!
00:53:57Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:00That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:09Harper!
00:54:11You gotta do it.
00:54:12Shoot him.
00:54:13I'm back and...
00:54:14Get away!
00:54:15Get away from me!
00:54:16I'mahan component.
00:54:17Just better.
00:54:18You gotta do it!
00:54:19me, quiere!
00:54:20You gotta fuck you, man!
00:54:21Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:51It's okay, I got you. You're sick. I thought I was gonna die. I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe. You're safe now.
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris. I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim. It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck? Harper could never homewreck us, Malala. She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:30I need to come back to me, baby. We were just playing hard to give, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us because there's nothing to wreck.
00:55:43Totally harder. I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:52I don't love you. And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:56How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim? She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:09What are you doing?
00:56:14Tomorrow you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market
00:56:20and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:24You're going to tell dear old dad that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:32Do you got that?
00:56:33Are you threatening me?
00:56:35No. I'm telling you. Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:40Get out of here. Wait. Please. Don't. I'll do anything. Please. What are you doing?
00:56:50Chris, no. Wait. Wait.
00:57:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Harper. She will not bother you again. I swear.
00:57:34Don't worry about it. I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her. We weren't a thing.
00:57:51A lot of brain to her.
00:57:55Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:06She said that...
00:58:11That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:17Satisfy you. In bed.
00:58:34That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:58:39You'd never be into me.
00:58:41Is that true?
00:58:46That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:51But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:55I'm supposed to protect you.
00:59:02When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:05I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:08And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:14What did you regret?
00:59:20Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22I'm not just about hiding.
00:59:24I've seen that somewhere.
00:59:24I'm not around anyone.
00:59:28I can really fix this.
00:59:29I'm not around.
00:59:31I'm not.
00:59:32I'm not around my head.
00:59:33I'm not around.
00:59:35I'm not around my head.
00:59:37I'm not around my head.
00:59:38I'm not around my head.
00:59:41I'm not around my head.
00:59:44What the hell am I doing?
00:59:55Why don't you stop again?
00:59:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:06This isn't about Mark.
01:00:08It's about you and me.
01:00:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:14I'm too dangerous.
01:00:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:27It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:32Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:37Just admit it.
01:00:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:41Just be a man and own it.
01:00:43It's not true.
01:00:43Don't!
01:00:44You're a psycho.
01:00:53I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:03Morning.
01:01:06Bagel?
01:01:07I'm not hungry.
01:01:08You need to eat.
01:01:12You need to eat.
01:01:20No.
01:01:22What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:27Are we even now?
01:01:33You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:01:39What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition, featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:05I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:10I promise.
01:02:11I promise.
01:02:15Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:22Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:23nope and he's never going to huh i didn't invite chris to the gallery opening
01:02:33why would i invite an asshole who led me on oh hey hey let's forget about that douchebag
01:02:41okay you need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class
01:02:46and i am not letting you fail stop moping let's go wine and dine some rich people okay
01:02:53wow how long do you think this took to paint christina like a million hours who the fuck
01:03:14cares we're gonna destroy it in a few minutes anyway
01:03:18make sure no one's coming
01:03:22i think i hear them coming let's go
01:03:46one last touch
01:03:48good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight
01:04:01heartburn
01:04:02tonight is gonna be perfect
01:04:08no no no no my final project how am i gonna graduate why would someone do this to me
01:04:19harper
01:04:25harper i'm kind of confused is the painting supposed to be this ugly
01:04:32is the painting supposed to be this ugly don't say that it's obviously her self-portrait
01:04:49did you do this christina if i don't sell my work tonight i'm gonna fail the class we're gonna report
01:04:58you to the dean christina you're not gonna get away with this guess what you have no proof
01:05:05good luck with that losers that's what you get for fucking with me harper harper
01:05:13there's the student i've been looking for i can explain
01:05:19harper
01:05:20is this your work it's so ugly isn't it professor we have to fail harper it looks like a complete
01:05:31choke ladies i assure you harper knew what she was doing in fact
01:05:38guests just bought this piece wait what who would buy this crap i will
01:05:48it's you you psycho grandpa attacked us at a party christina don't be rude don't you know who
01:06:10this is chris collins is a renowned rare art collector there's no way that's okay professor
01:06:17not everyone has taste
01:06:22how much for this painting oh no you are starting price is 18
01:06:30done
01:06:30we haven't sold one single painting for less than 18 000 you're telling me this gun pulling whiskey
01:06:45chugging whack-ass grandpa just has 18 000 sitting in his bank account here's two mil take the rest and buy
01:06:56art supplies whatever it is you need to get for harper's sake sir mr collins this is too much
01:07:06are you kidding me
01:07:10are you kidding me language miss hawkes don't tell me what to do old lady
01:07:17who cares if this old man gave you two million dollars
01:07:21my father still runs this university money runs this university and i'm going to report the two of
01:07:28you to the chancellor who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action
01:07:35you're going to get us expelled professor you can't please getting expelled sounds just about right to me
01:07:43no wait professor not so fast what the else do you want from me
01:07:57i can't believe that you two would do something like this good luck proving it was us
01:08:05knowing that you have to live with your bitter jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me
01:08:10i don't need to ruin your lives
01:08:12no stresses though
01:08:14wait why um
01:08:16i
01:08:24you're going to
01:08:33fucking pay for this what was it that you two said oh right good luck proving it was me
01:08:44the chancellor wants you two in his office now you're being suspended let's go why are you grabbing
01:08:50us they're the ones who did this so rest them let's go oh i'm gonna have to get this on camera
01:08:56i'll see you later
01:09:02congratulations on the sale miss reeves
01:09:04chris that was 18 grand that's eighteen thousand dollars
01:09:09seriously
01:09:11i thought it'd be more expensive
01:09:12what happened to the chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me
01:09:23he um
01:09:26i mean i
01:09:29i was an idiot and i'm sorry but i think this might help show you how much i want you
01:09:40i want you harper i want to do things to you
01:10:00bad things
01:10:03but only if you want me to
01:10:04why do we stop
01:10:22i've been waiting so long for this
01:10:24i'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer because i have to go wrap up the show
01:10:34and i'll wait for you
01:10:37wear that for me tonight
01:10:45harper harper
01:10:48hello earth to harper you need to look at this can it wait maria i'm having
01:10:54very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner no no that's what i need to tell you about
01:11:01harper look
01:11:06the guns and the money it's not just for show harper he's dangerous you need to move out now you
01:11:11can't keep living with him i need to talk to him okay harper
01:11:15you need to talk to him okay
01:11:24taxi for harper
01:11:29lori hey let go of me stop it
01:11:32please please please let me go if it's money i'll give you however much you want
01:11:48harper arper arper arper arper
01:11:53harper
01:11:55ryan why are you doing this we broke up
01:11:59we broke up because you've been that old man you psycho he had nothing to do with our breakup
01:12:07he humiliated me but luckily for me your little boyfriend what does he have he has some dangerous
01:12:15enemies ain't that right fellas
01:12:19once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:24well we don't need to get into more details do we no no you can just watch
01:12:31no no no no no no no
01:12:45uh
01:12:52a trap what the hell
01:13:00fall into my soul
01:13:03oh if i'm this world that hurts
01:13:08not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:13i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time to be special harper
01:13:20before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where she is first
01:13:26hey crap i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:38you know my daughter better than i do is that text a prank
01:13:43harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:48can we have some fun with you after we kill
01:13:51mother grant
01:13:54should we make him watch
01:14:01looks like he's here
01:14:03are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper huh
01:14:09get ready boys
01:14:12i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:27that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:35what's the matter tough guy
01:14:54what can't talk without you the bodyguard
01:14:57let me go i i i already told you once you should have listened to me dead
01:15:08i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:15:14are you okay
01:15:33did he hurt you
01:15:35chris
01:15:36i put you in danger you should run far away from me and my package
01:15:42when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:45would someone
01:15:52like to tell me what the fuck is going on
01:15:56oh my god dad what the hell
01:16:02it's okay
01:16:02i'll handle it
01:16:04i want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:05why are you making out with my best friend harper
01:16:08i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:16:11no dad look i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:16but
01:16:17deep down i know that
01:16:20you just want me to be safe
01:16:24chris makes me feel safe
01:16:29please don't be mad
01:16:31you're wrong about that
01:16:34it's not deep down
01:16:37it is the most important thing to me
01:16:40your happiness
01:16:41if that means being with chris
01:16:46then he better not screw this up
01:16:49or i will make him regret it
01:16:51i believe you
01:16:54you
01:16:55keep her safe
01:16:57with my god damn life
01:17:01you remember my instructions
01:17:19yes
01:17:21yes
01:17:33daddy
01:17:34save it
01:17:38yes daddy
01:17:40i'll want you to beg for it
01:17:47i want you to beg for it
01:18:04stop teasing
01:18:04i want you now
01:18:07i want you now
01:18:07what you're looking for you might find what you're looking for daddy say it or i'll punish you
01:18:30don't stop daddy
01:18:37you're pushing down on me when i'm around you but without you don't know where i'd be
01:18:49are you sure about that
01:18:51you have two choices mr collins
01:19:07you can either uncuff me or fuck me
01:19:21you know i'm dangerous
01:19:31rich or mine
01:19:37do your worst daddy
01:19:39i
01:19:43stepped away
01:19:45from your heart
01:19:47and victory
01:19:49to get by
01:19:51from yesterday
01:19:53and
01:19:55and
01:19:59once i started let's stop it
01:20:01i thought you only fucked girls from behind
01:20:07you're different
01:20:13you're different
01:20:17ready for round five
01:20:31stop it i'm sore
01:20:33now let me out so i can go pee
01:20:35what if i don't
01:20:41what was that crap it's my dad
01:20:43honey you home
01:20:45um dad i'm kind of busy right now
01:20:47stop
01:20:49i told you i was busy
01:20:53this
01:20:55is my home
01:20:57harper reads
01:20:59if you want to get up to adult stuff you need to move out
01:21:01okay i will i
01:21:03can you get out
01:21:17i think i've had enough surprises to last a lifetime chris can i please just open my eyes
01:21:21no please keep them covered
01:21:25i want to give a speech
01:21:27and i can't look at you while you're giving a speech
01:21:29nervous when i
01:21:31open up
01:21:33you literally carry around a gun
01:21:35but whatever
01:21:37just get on with it
01:21:39what i do for a living
01:21:41the not so legal part
01:21:43it's
01:21:45dangerous for me to
01:21:47let people into my life
01:21:49and for me to be
01:21:51vulnerable
01:21:53yeah
01:21:55but i knew
01:21:57if i was in charge of keeping you safe i was doomed
01:22:01you're like a magnet harper
01:22:03and i want to be around you
01:22:05forever
01:22:09so you're moving into the empire state building
01:22:19i'm moving you in there
01:22:23as a graduation present
01:22:25and
01:22:27also i
01:22:29love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:35only if you want to
01:22:37either way
01:22:39the apartment's yours
01:22:41are you serious
01:22:43what's wrong
01:22:45it's a tacky
01:22:47i liked it i thought
01:22:49deal
01:22:55but on one condition boyfriend
01:22:57which is
01:22:59you have to move in there with me
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