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00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hey, Dad, um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:49You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong guy, I swear!
00:01:03Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:51Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Dad sent his...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like...
00:02:37five Christmases.
00:02:40It's tougher than I've ever met.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:45Um...
00:02:47Um...
00:02:48Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:56from the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:24Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some
00:03:39guy's daughter.
00:03:45Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50And I...
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:54Okay, then.
00:03:59Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:01I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later, and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me, and then I won't have any friends
00:04:17for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you, will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be quick.
00:04:34You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:04When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37I'm sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:00This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here, and neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:24I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:28And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:36You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way, I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:07I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:21I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:07:33You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:51You are not living here.
00:07:52I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:14God damn it.
00:08:16Promise to Mark.
00:08:17God damn it.
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:32He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:33Remind me why we're at a loser nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:08:45I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:08:59Hi, hi.
00:09:00Uh, Christina, Fox, and, and, and Becca, too.
00:09:03I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, um, please feel free to, uh, help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:23Enjoy the party!
00:09:24I guess this bottle of Macallan makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:42I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or...
00:10:00No talk.
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:11Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:38Oh, Harper.
00:10:39Hey.
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew.
00:10:48Yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're like...
00:10:52You're school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course.
00:11:02Of course.
00:11:02Of course.
00:11:04I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just leave you right outside my own room.
00:11:11What dirt can I find?
00:11:21What dirt can I find?
00:11:21Oh, this is gold.
00:11:33Oh, this is gold.
00:11:35Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:40Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:46I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:01What the hell?
00:12:15What the hell?
00:12:15Attention, everybody.
00:12:24Hello.
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:32A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:57No!
00:12:58I just need to give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris, is like a DILF.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend!
00:13:18You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:38Let's fuck it down.
00:13:39Fuck this.
00:14:03Fuck this.
00:14:07Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:27You were supposed to get rid of him!
00:14:35Come to her party.
00:14:39You take advantage of her kindness.
00:14:41And you make fun of her family life.
00:14:43It was a joke!
00:14:44It was a joke!
00:14:45The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid.
00:14:48Without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54Chris, that's enough.
00:14:55Let her go.
00:15:00One last thing.
00:15:03What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're damn right I'm petty.
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash your family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:17Fuck you up.
00:15:23But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:30What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:41She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine.
00:16:07You're crying.
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:16I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me.
00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our...
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:31I said stop!
00:16:32I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just because you run some sort of shady business, does it?
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:50I told you...
00:16:51to stop calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:17:01Oh yeah?
00:17:02If I'm such a kid,
00:17:06what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:16You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:20You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:22You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:35I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:37You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:42You better not be a single T-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:49I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:56God.
00:18:03What?
00:18:04What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:16No.
00:18:20No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:21It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:22He's gonna be back in any second.
00:18:23You know, if you weren't to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:38I don't want to...
00:18:39I don't want to play.
00:18:40What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:44You're the one who came into my room,
00:18:46into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:49I was doing you a favor and helping you move out
00:18:52because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:19:00What are your manners?
00:19:03Say please.
00:19:08I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:12Give me the key.
00:19:19What the...
00:19:20You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:22Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:32Rule number one.
00:19:35There was a lot of scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:42So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:46you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of myself.
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:52No talking back.
00:19:54I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:03Rule number three.
00:20:06Don't start any games.
00:20:09So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:27My plans are none of your concerns here in the regular,
00:20:37no-violent, non-mafia America.
00:20:39We have this thing called privacy.
00:20:42You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:48You have curfew.
00:20:53How's my daughter?
00:21:17Um, hot.
00:21:18What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:22Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:35You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:39You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:48No, no, no.
00:21:54We'll be back.
00:22:07Bye.
00:22:10Bye.
00:22:11Bye.
00:22:13Bye.
00:22:15Bye.
00:22:16Bye.
00:22:17Bye.
00:22:18you're a fucking strip club harper
00:22:24your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip
00:22:30oh excuse me we're filming filming filming what
00:22:47some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a room somewhere else
00:22:52i'm looking for harper roofs it says her location is here so step aside before i make you
00:22:58nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for
00:23:04hey wait wait wait wait
00:23:06he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:17you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:23:30hey no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:37it's for a class project give him this camera back you prick
00:23:41class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight up
00:23:46chris stop not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next hey wait wait wait not the camera
00:23:51that's a thousand dollars you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:23:56that is enough
00:24:08these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy wait till the whole class sees this no one's
00:24:18going to see these deleting them what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god i'll go
00:24:25out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance see how much my dad likes that
00:24:36your choice
00:24:37whoosh
00:24:46you
00:24:47you
00:24:47asshole
00:24:47if you ever ask carper to do something like this again i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:54you'll be shitting out polaroids what the funk is your problem
00:25:00we're leaving now
00:25:06so first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends i did it for your own good
00:25:19you assaulted my classmate and ruined our project you need me around for your safety
00:25:25because clearly you can't do it on your own you should have seen the way those guys were looking
00:25:30at you like a piece of meat my classmate it sounds like someone's a little jealous
00:25:37jealous jealous
00:25:43you're cute harper i'll give you that and those things you do they're cute too
00:25:54you know what's not cute me jealous now you were right i'm in some shady business and i don't give
00:26:02two shits about what your little friends think about me you better not test me or i'll break you
00:26:09in more than one way
00:26:13well guess what you just called me harper instead of kid
00:26:22just admit that you want me
00:26:27what the hell is happening to me
00:26:34there's no way i'm turned on by my best friend's daughter
00:26:39put your seat belt on
00:26:41you know what chris you want to be my bodyguard
00:26:44fine but i'm gonna make you crazy for me
00:26:48let's see if dad keeps you around now
00:26:52so
00:26:54are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is
00:26:57no
00:26:59are you sleeping with a professor
00:27:01oh my god maria no ew
00:27:05that's my dad's best friend chris collins
00:27:07he was sent here to keep me safe
00:27:10and he secretly wants to fuck you
00:27:13i don't know but i do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home
00:27:18um wait you actually want to seduce your dad's best friend
00:27:22think about it
00:27:25we need to get my dad to fire chris
00:27:31the only way to do that is if he makes a move so that's step one
00:27:34you should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you
00:27:39he was jealous harves
00:27:40yeah right jealous of me i'm a college student who works at whole foods he's like a
00:27:46tech genius billionaire hobbyist mma fighter
00:27:50not jealous of you dummy jealous over you
00:27:54it looked like he wanted to kill erin over you dancing in that lingerie
00:27:57so all we have to do is somehow make chris more jealous until
00:28:02until he snaps
00:28:03and then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter
00:28:07and when your dad sees that
00:28:09he'll be on a plane to butt fuck nowhere in no time
00:28:13here's to operation seduction
00:28:16chris collins
00:28:18you better watch out
00:28:19because i get what i want
00:28:21sexy outfit check popcorn check a notebook the only movie that can make a guy cry
00:28:40check
00:28:41what do you want
00:28:53you done giving me the silent treatment
00:28:55um popcorn
00:28:57harper you idiot
00:28:59seduce him
00:29:01i mean i
00:29:02brought snacks
00:29:04as a peace offering
00:29:06but if you're busy
00:29:08i can come back later
00:29:10wait wait wait
00:29:12i have a date but that's not important your pulse is racing
00:29:17what's going on
00:29:19uh
00:29:20is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble
00:29:23uh
00:29:24no i just
00:29:26i came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie
00:29:29but it's not
00:29:31are we watching a movie or not
00:29:45but what about your date
00:29:53how are you not crying this is like the saddest movie ever
00:30:16because it's not real
00:30:18because it's not real
00:30:18this is ridiculous
00:30:20no one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this
00:30:25it's true love
00:30:27there's no such thing as true love
00:30:30anyone who's fully grown knows that kiddo
00:30:33or
00:30:34or
00:30:34maybe
00:30:37you're just a soulless
00:30:40ai bot
00:30:42and there are batteries in your back
00:30:45what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:30:55what exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that
00:31:01now come on
00:31:04just admit that you enjoyed it
00:31:06don't mess with me harper
00:31:14i'm not a toy
00:31:14i'll ruin you
00:31:15well
00:31:16i'm not just something that can be ruined
00:31:18as hard as you try to convince yourself
00:31:20i'm not a little girl anymore
00:31:22it's not a lie
00:31:27you are a beautiful woman
00:31:29and i'm too much for you kid
00:31:32you can't handle me
00:31:34try me
00:31:36i don't do that lovey-dovey shit
00:31:42i don't kiss
00:31:44and i don't make love harper
00:31:46maybe i'm into that
00:31:49no
00:31:50i don't think you are
00:31:53what did you get yourself into harper
00:31:58just
00:32:09shut up and watch the movie
00:32:13i'm sorry
00:32:14i love you
00:32:15this was the last thing i could do for you
00:32:18you're supposed to seduce him harper not be seduced by him
00:32:31i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:35i told you not to call me on my personal phone
00:32:39you're late big daddy
00:32:41but you sound pissed
00:32:44so i'll wait
00:32:46you want to come in and fuck your frustration up
00:32:50not tonight
00:32:50not tonight
00:32:50busy
00:32:52busy
00:32:53busy
00:32:54never for me you're not
00:32:57when the hell could you possibly be
00:33:00are you with another woman
00:33:03woman?
00:33:03no
00:33:04not a woman
00:33:08do you know
00:33:10do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:13not this guy
00:33:21lose my number
00:33:23whoever this girl is
00:33:32your days are numbered
00:33:34do not flake on melana kaufman
00:33:37she's going to be the death of me
00:33:57kid
00:33:58because i'm coming for you chris collins
00:34:03stay
00:34:13damn it harper
00:34:18please
00:34:41you
00:34:42you
00:34:45you
00:34:46you know if you're trying to fill me up you should probably have your hand inside your pants
00:35:06oh my god did we have sex
00:35:08oh my god did we have sex
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend
00:35:13his business partner
00:35:14I'm a dead girl walking
00:35:16no but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me
00:35:22so so we didn't
00:35:28no because you're still alive
00:35:32trust me you can't handle a night with me angel
00:35:34one night with me is when you wouldn't survive
00:35:37you don't know that
00:35:41let's just say you're lucky you're not my type
00:35:43oh yeah explain that
00:35:46that's morning wood sweetheart
00:35:49don't get your hopes up
00:35:51we're not on a nickname basis
00:35:53you're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint
00:35:58is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you
00:36:03is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you
00:36:08what's wrong
00:36:15not as adventurous as you thought you were
00:36:18I am gonna go for a cockawalk
00:36:20I'm gonna go for a walk
00:36:23with my friend
00:36:25thanks for watching me sleep bye
00:36:28this will do
00:36:46this will do
00:36:50so my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex but
00:37:04not how to do laundry
00:37:06I swear I've done my best
00:37:26I swear I've done my best
00:37:30I don't know what your game is but
00:37:41wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is
00:37:43pretty obvious kid
00:37:46I had no other choice
00:37:49I ran out of clothes and
00:37:51you don't know how to do laundry
00:37:53sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt
00:37:56you just can't get away from me can you
00:37:58that's not
00:37:59no underwear
00:38:06that's bad manners angel
00:38:15what are you gonna do
00:38:18polish
00:38:22you don't know
00:38:37I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back
00:38:45would you complain about that princess
00:38:48I'd say do your worst
00:38:51I'd say do your worst
00:38:54I'm sorry
00:39:09I can't let this happen
00:39:11what the heck why are you stopping
00:39:13you deserve someone better
00:39:18that's not just going to tie you up
00:39:20Harper
00:39:20but
00:39:22but what about
00:39:24there's no buts
00:39:25can't let this happen again
00:39:29hot block
00:39:40you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:48you actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend
00:39:55that was part of the plan
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now
00:39:59I'm so embarrassed
00:40:00was it
00:40:01big
00:40:02so big
00:40:04look I don't want to talk about Chris Collins dick
00:40:08for a second longer
00:40:10it's bad enough that I basically fondled him like
00:40:12I'm the sex freak
00:40:14wait what do you mean
00:40:15he's a sex freak
00:40:16like
00:40:17BDSM
00:40:18the whole nine yards
00:40:19whips
00:40:20chains
00:40:20handcuffs
00:40:22my dad has the worst taste in friends I swear
00:40:25why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me
00:40:28wait
00:40:29do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight
00:40:32oh I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy
00:40:35crap
00:40:36what if he is coming
00:40:37well then you're going to have to show up smoking hot
00:40:40if you want operation seduction to work
00:40:42stop messing with that
00:40:58you're going to flash a 90 year old alumni and give him a heart attack
00:41:01you don't think it's too much Maria
00:41:03how else are you going to woo your man
00:41:05he is not my man
00:41:08I hope you're not talking about me
00:41:13no
00:41:14leave Brian
00:41:15she doesn't want to speak to you
00:41:17you still letting this loser make your decisions for you
00:41:21Harps
00:41:21huh
00:41:23what do you want Brian
00:41:27just five minutes
00:41:32fine
00:41:35but Harper
00:41:36are you sure
00:41:37it's okay
00:41:38maybe if I talk to him
00:41:39he'll finally leave me alone
00:41:40where the fuck do you think you're taking
00:41:58I want to get back together
00:42:07you cheated on me
00:42:10I deserve better Brian
00:42:12and it's not going to be from you
00:42:13but that was months ago
00:42:15huh
00:42:16haven't you already got your payback yet
00:42:19this isn't about payback
00:42:20I've moved on
00:42:23and you should too
00:42:24what do you mean moved on
00:42:28hmm
00:42:29are you fucking other guys
00:42:31you slut
00:42:32hmm
00:42:33no no no no no
00:42:36get off of me
00:42:36let me see them
00:42:37let me see how you're fucking other guys
00:42:39show me
00:42:40show me
00:42:41let go of me
00:42:42there's the most handsome man at the gala
00:42:45I was hoping I'd run into you
00:42:48a drink
00:42:49I don't have time for this
00:42:51you still owe me for our cancelled plans you know
00:42:54that's not happening
00:42:55ever
00:42:56are you fucking breaking up with me
00:42:59me
00:43:01we were never a thing to begin with babe
00:43:04get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you
00:43:07it's not a threat
00:43:08it's a fact
00:43:09you'll regret this Christopher
00:43:16but I'm not going to come after you
00:43:19I'm going to come after your bitch
00:43:21that's stupid enough to take what's mine
00:43:23help me
00:43:28help
00:43:29why are you playing so hard again now slut
00:43:32stop it that's enough
00:43:34good girl
00:43:36you are going to regret that you bitch
00:43:39I don't think she will actually
00:43:41that's for calling her a bitch
00:43:44and this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom
00:43:48you just made me a ripped asshole
00:43:50you okay
00:43:53take her you psychopath
00:43:57she's fucking used goods anyways
00:43:59stop it
00:44:10you're going to kill him
00:44:12good
00:44:12he's not worth it
00:44:14let's go
00:44:15if you contact her
00:44:19if you go anywhere near her
00:44:20I'll finish the job
00:44:21I promise
00:44:23let's go
00:44:25come back
00:44:30Chris you almost killed him
00:44:48Should we call 911?
00:44:51Seriously, Harper?
00:44:53He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:57And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:44:59You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:19So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:33Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:52Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:56Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:06I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:22You can do this.
00:46:36I'm right here.
00:46:53Don't focus on the water.
00:46:54Just look at me.
00:47:01It's not hard to do.
00:47:02It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:20It's okay.
00:47:25You're fine.
00:47:27You're fine, Harper.
00:47:29Just breathe.
00:47:36Just keep breathing.
00:47:39How are you feeling?
00:47:48Fine.
00:47:49Just insanely distracted.
00:47:52Ready for the next step?
00:47:53I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:07I thought you didn't make those.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh my God.
00:48:16Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:48:18What goes on in that head of yours?
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:30I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:42I want you to get used to be underwater.
00:48:53Parker!
00:48:54Parker!
00:48:56Parker!
00:48:58What happened?
00:49:03What happened?
00:49:04You blacked out.
00:49:05You're okay.
00:49:07You're okay.
00:49:08I'm sorry.
00:49:09I'm sorry.
00:49:11You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:18I can't do this.
00:49:21It's okay.
00:49:25We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:27Just kiss me.
00:49:28Your dad won't like this.
00:49:33Don't think about him.
00:49:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:40I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:46Just say you don't want me.
00:49:47Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:01I want you.
00:50:04And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:06I don't want you.
00:50:12I don't want you to mess with me.
00:50:12like
00:50:23What the hell what are you doing? We need to talk about this first inside with our minds not our cross
00:50:28Oh, why are you being such a tease you grandpa? I'm not a tease. I just care about you
00:50:34So you are a grandpa just as much as you're a kid
00:50:37Come on, let's go inside. No, I need a moment to cool off
00:50:49I'm gonna shower
00:51:00Harper what are you doing?
00:51:07So this is where Chris has been lately running a daycare who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:22Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:25I'm Alana Kaufman the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries. I
00:51:30Notice how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala
00:51:33I wanted to warn you
00:51:36He might be sexy
00:51:38But you don't know how dangerous he really is sweetheart. Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like
00:51:44strangers breaking into my house. Oh
00:51:48Honey, I go where I want
00:51:51Plus I keep tabs in our mutual friend
00:51:54You've been tracking him?
00:51:56What kind of psycho are you the same kind he is?
00:51:59Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:52:09Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately
00:52:14I'm surprised
00:52:18Doesn't look like you can handle him in bed just all around
00:52:22Not intense enough for him not intense enough
00:52:30Yeah, well
00:52:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun
00:52:34Oh
00:52:36Please don't make me laugh. I mean look at you. You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever
00:52:45You're out of your league kid don't call me that
00:52:47You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:52:54He likes to take you from behind
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run
00:52:59Choke you out
00:53:01None of that kissing
00:53:03pillow talk
00:53:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face
00:53:09He'll be bored of you in a week. He actually lives here with me
00:53:18You're gonna scare me
00:53:28Help! Help me! I can't swim!
00:53:34Help! Help! I can't swim!
00:53:39Help! Help! Help!
00:53:49Harper! Harper!
00:53:53Smile for TNT loser
00:53:56Please don't
00:53:57Just crawl your way out idiot
00:54:01That's what you get for stealing my man
00:54:09Harper!
00:54:40Harper, no, come on.
00:54:55Harper, Harper.
00:54:58Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:55:00It's okay, I got you.
00:55:01You're sick.
00:55:02I thought I was getting tired.
00:55:05I thought I was getting tired.
00:55:07You're okay, just breathe.
00:55:08Just breathe.
00:55:10You're safe now.
00:55:11This way.
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:20Hmm.
00:55:22Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:55:25Hmm.
00:55:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:30I need you to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us, because...
00:55:40There's nothing to wreck.
00:55:44Joke me.
00:55:45Carter.
00:55:47I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:55:52I don't love you.
00:55:54And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine.
00:56:03Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:10What are you doing?
00:56:14Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:56:21And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kauffman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:32Do you got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:36No.
00:56:37I'm telling you.
00:56:39Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:43Get out of here.
00:56:45Wait.
00:56:45Please.
00:56:47Don't.
00:56:47I'll do anything.
00:56:49Please.
00:56:49What are you doing?
00:57:03Chris, no!
00:57:05Wait.
00:57:06Wait.
00:57:06I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marber.
00:57:30She will not bother you again.
00:57:33I swear.
00:57:34Don't worry about it.
00:57:36I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:48We weren't a thing.
00:57:51A lot of brain to her.
00:57:59Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:01She said that...
00:58:08That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:14She said that...
00:58:19That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:28Satisfy you.
00:58:30In bed.
00:58:31That I was too much of a kid and that you'd never be into me.
00:58:41Is that true?
00:58:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:51But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58When I was in that pool, I really thought I was going to die.
00:59:10And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:18What did you regret?
00:59:20Not doing this sooner.
00:59:22I'm scared.
00:59:23I was scared of me.
00:59:23I'm so scared of me.
00:59:24What the hell am I doing?
00:59:54Why don't you stop again?
00:59:57You're playing with fire, Harper. Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:06This isn't about Mark. It's about you and me.
01:00:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:16I'm too dangerous.
01:00:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and...
01:00:23I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:37Just admit it.
01:00:39You led me on and then you got cold feet. Just be a man and own it.
01:00:43It's not true.
01:00:43Don't!
01:00:44You're a psycho.
01:00:53I'm just trying to protect you.
01:00:55Good morning.
01:01:06Nagel?
01:01:07I'm not hungry.
01:01:11You need to eat.
01:01:12No.
01:01:21What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:32Are we even now?
01:01:33You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:01:39What's wrong, Lido?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:08I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:11Promise.
01:02:12Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:22Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:26Nope.
01:02:28And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:31I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:37Oh, hey.
01:02:38Hey.
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:02:41Okay?
01:02:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors so you can pass this class.
01:02:46And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:48Stop moping.
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:02:52Okay?
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:55How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:11Like a million hours?
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:15We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:18Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:22Okay.
01:03:22Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:22I think I hear them coming.
01:03:45Let's go.
01:03:46One last touch.
01:03:48Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:04:01Harper.
01:04:05Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:07No, no, no, no, no.
01:04:13My final project.
01:04:16How am I going to graduate?
01:04:18Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:24Harper.
01:04:27Harper.
01:04:28I'm kind of confused.
01:04:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:34Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:38Shh.
01:04:38Don't say that.
01:04:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:47Did you do this?
01:04:52Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:57We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:01Guess what?
01:05:02You have no proof.
01:05:05Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:08That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:13There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:15Professor, I can explain.
01:05:19Harper.
01:05:22Is this your work?
01:05:24It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:05:26We have to fail Harper.
01:05:29It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:32Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:36In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:05:40Wait, what?
01:05:41Who would buy this crap?
01:05:43I would.
01:05:43Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:58I would.
01:06:01It's you.
01:06:03You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:07Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:09Don't you know who this is?
01:06:10Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:14There's no way.
01:06:16That's okay, Professor.
01:06:17Not everyone has taste.
01:06:21How much for this painting?
01:06:23Oh, no.
01:06:23Our starting price is $18.
01:06:30Done.
01:06:32Wait, $1,800?
01:06:34You can study at this school or not.
01:06:38We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:41You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:51Here's $2,000.
01:06:54Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:00Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:03Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:06Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:13Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:14Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:17Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:21My father still runs this university.
01:07:24Money runs this university.
01:07:27And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:07:35You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:37Professor, you can't.
01:07:39Please.
01:07:39Getting expelled, Sam?
01:07:41Just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor!
01:07:44Well, not so fast.
01:07:45What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:50Oh, no!
01:07:53I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:02Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:05Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:11I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:12It was dresses, though.
01:08:15Wait, what?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:17I...
01:08:17I...
01:08:21This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:32You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:35What was it that you two said?
01:08:36Oh, right.
01:08:38Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:40Oh, my God.
01:08:43The chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:08:46You're being suspended.
01:08:48Let's go.
01:08:49Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:50They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:08:52Let's go!
01:08:53Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:56I'll see you later.
01:09:02Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:09:04Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:06That's $18,000!
01:09:08Seriously?
01:09:09I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:17What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:23He, um...
01:09:24I mean, I...
01:09:27I was an idiot.
01:09:31And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:09:34show you how much I want you.
01:09:36I don't know.
01:09:50A blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:54I want to do things to you.
01:09:59Bad things.
01:10:03But only if you want me to.
01:10:06I do.
01:10:20Why'd we stop?
01:10:22We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:25I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:27Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:29And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:48Low earth to Harper!
01:10:50You need to look at this!
01:10:51Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52I'm having very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No.
01:10:58No.
01:10:59That's what I need to tell you about.
01:11:01Harper, look.
01:11:03You got the phone!
01:11:04I swear!
01:11:06The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous.
01:11:10You need to move out now.
01:11:11You can't keep living with him.
01:11:13I need to talk to him.
01:11:14Okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:16Harper!
01:11:17Harper!
01:11:17Harper!
01:11:26Harper!
01:11:27Harper!
01:11:29Hey!
01:11:31Let go of me!
01:11:32Stop it!
01:11:33Please!
01:11:42Please.
01:11:43Please let me go.
01:11:44If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:11:47ryan why are you doing this we broke up we broke up because you've been fucking that old man you
01:12:02psycho he had nothing to do with our breakup he humiliated me but luckily for me your little
01:12:11boyfriend what does he have he has some dangerous enemies ain't that right fellas
01:12:16once he arrives to save his little princess
01:12:22well we don't need to get into more details do we no no you can just watch no no no no no no
01:12:46a trap what the hell
01:12:55not bad for a guy who hates romance
01:13:13i hope you don't mind i wanted our first time
01:13:19to be special harper before you sleep with my daughter you should probably know where
01:13:24she is first
01:13:28hey crap i i can explain you're gonna explain but first
01:13:38you know my daughter better than i do is that text a prank
01:13:41harper's in trouble we need to go
01:13:45okay
01:13:47can we have some food with you after we kill mother grant
01:13:52hmm should we make him watch
01:13:56oh looks like he's here are you ready to see your boyfriend die harper huh
01:14:08hmm get ready boys
01:14:24i'm going to make you regret you ever touched her
01:14:26that's what happens chris when you mess around with my shit
01:14:48what's the matter tough guy what can't talk without your little bodyguards
01:15:03let me go i i i i already told you once you should have listened to me dead
01:15:08i'm gonna kill you god damn dick
01:15:32are you okay did he hurt you
01:15:34i put you in danger you should run far away from me in my package
01:15:42when it comes to you harper i'm willing to take my chances
01:15:52would someone like to tell me what the is going on
01:16:00oh my god dad what the hell it's okay i'll handle it
01:16:04i want to hear it from my daughter
01:16:06why are you making out with my best friend harper i want an answer now before i before i kill him
01:16:11no dad look
01:16:14i know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship
01:16:17but deep down i know that
01:16:22you just want me to be safe
01:16:23chris makes me feel safe
01:16:29please don't be mad
01:16:33you're wrong about that
01:16:36it's not deep down it is the most important thing to me your happiness
01:16:41if that means being with chris and he better not screw this up or i will make him regret it
01:16:53i believe you you keep her safe
01:16:57with my god damn life
01:17:13you remember my instructions
01:17:20yes
01:17:21in the morning but i can't leave
01:17:25you know what i came here for
01:17:28throw that jacket on the floor
01:17:30kissing me goodnight
01:17:32it's just for my life
01:17:32yes daddy
01:17:36say it
01:17:37i want you to beg for it
01:17:50i want you
01:17:52to help me
01:17:53stop teasing
01:18:06i want you now
01:18:13daddy
01:18:15say it
01:18:16or i'll punish you
01:18:23you might find what you're looking for
01:18:28we both
01:18:30don't stop daddy
01:18:49are you sure about that
01:18:53you have two choices mr collins
01:19:10you can either uncuff me
01:19:13or fuck me
01:19:23do
01:19:28you know i'm dangerous
01:19:33rich or mine
01:19:37do your worst daddy
01:19:38do
01:19:40i
01:19:42step
01:19:43away
01:19:44from your
01:19:46heart
01:19:48victory
01:19:50to
01:19:51Once I start, I'm not stopping.
01:20:05I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:20:13You're different.
01:20:21Ready for round five?
01:20:32Stop it.
01:20:33I'm sore.
01:20:34Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:20:37What if I don't?
01:20:40What was that?
01:20:42Crap.
01:20:43It's my dad.
01:20:44Honey, you home?
01:20:46Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:20:48Stop it!
01:20:49I told you I was busy.
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:20:58If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:01Okay, I will.
01:21:03Can you get out?
01:21:05I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No.
01:21:23Please keep them covered.
01:21:24I want to give a speech.
01:21:26And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:21:28I get nervous when I open up.
01:21:31You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:21:35Just get on with it.
01:21:37What I do for a living, the not so legal part, it's dangerous for me to let people into my life.
01:21:49And for me to be...
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah.
01:21:55But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed.
01:22:00You're like a magnet, Harper.
01:22:03And I want to be around you.
01:22:05Forever.
01:22:07So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:22:22I'm moving you in there.
01:22:25As a graduation present.
01:22:28And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:22:36Only if you want to.
01:22:38Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:22:41Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:46Is it tacky?
01:22:48I liked it.
01:22:49I thought...
01:22:50Deal!
01:22:55But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:22:58Which is?
01:22:59You have to move in there with me.
01:23:03Deal.
01:23:06Deal.
01:23:10Do it.
01:23:12Paid.
01:23:13Do it.
01:23:14Do it.
01:23:15Do it.
01:23:17Go.
01:23:18Right.
01:23:19At last time.
01:23:20Do it.
01:23:21Go.
01:23:22Felt.
01:23:23Go.
01:23:24Go.
01:23:25Go.
01:23:26Go.
01:23:27Go.
01:23:28Go.
01:23:29Go.
01:23:30Go.
01:23:31Go.
01:23:32Go.
01:23:33Go.
01:23:34Go.