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  • 6/11/2025
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01:06Kirk, Jacqueline, I'm going to sign you to psych 110 since that's the prerequisite for
01:25everything else.
01:26Next semester if you decide to double major you can beef up your psych classes.
01:30Okay.
01:31Newberry, Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.
01:37It says here your first major is English.
01:40Do you want to go ahead and declare that?
01:42Sure.
01:43Okay.
01:44I have the 209 syllabus.
01:46Can I just leave it with you?
01:48Yeah.
01:49Thanks.
01:50Longest waitlist in the entire department once again start and I know how you do it.
01:56Do you have any questions for me?
02:01Uh, no.
02:02No, sir.
02:03Okay.
02:04Here is your schedule for the fall and a copy of your student manual.
02:10I have to tell you, my wife and I really loved your show.
02:16We never missed an episode.
02:18Well, that's very nice of you to say.
02:21Thank you, Professor Hecht.
02:22You're welcome.
02:23All right.
02:24Here's your room.
02:25You, uh, have plenty of closet space, so that's nice.
02:29Um, also, when you set up the phone, if you have any problems with it, just let me know,
02:34because it can be kind of tricky sometimes.
02:35So, yeah.
02:36Looks like you've got your own bathroom.
02:37That's kind of special.
02:38Here's your, uh, key.
02:39Thanks.
02:40You know, it's, uh, really rare for a freshman to get a single around here.
02:44Yeah, that's what I heard.
02:45Actually, it's really hard for anyone to get one.
02:51You know, it's, uh, really rare for a freshman to get a single around here.
02:58Yeah, that's what I heard.
03:01Actually, it's really hard for anyone to get one.
03:21You'll have two quizzes, a midterm and a final.
03:27And if, uh, you all look at your syllabus, you'll see that the first quiz is only three
03:31weeks away.
03:32For anyone that's interested, I've set up sign-up sheets outside my office for study groups.
03:36Uh, I highly recommend it, people.
03:38Uh, thank you.
03:42Have a nice day.
03:45Okay, your essay topics are issues in the 19th century, prose throughout the 20th century,
03:55and lastly, literature during the First World War.
04:00Any questions?
04:15Jackie, honey, we know you're probably busy, but I just wanted to check on you.
04:25Are you keeping the same cell number?
04:27You said you were.
04:28Anyway, Dad and I miss you, and we'd really like to hear from you so...
04:45Is this Psych 110 Newberry?
04:55Yes.
04:56Am I late?
04:58Not at all.
04:59Have a seat.
05:00I'm Rachel.
05:01Nice to meet you.
05:02Jackie.
05:03Yeah, we know.
05:04Sandy.
05:05Hi.
05:06So, is Psych your major too?
05:08Uh, hopefully it'll be my second major.
05:09I'm registered as English Lit for now.
05:11Oh?
05:12Did you sign up for the research participation yet?
05:14It's a requirement.
05:15Graduate student ass kissing.
05:17I haven't, thank you.
05:19Research's like drug testing?
05:21Oh, I heard it's pretty stupid, really.
05:23Like, how fast can you name a color or whatever?
05:26We should all do it together as a group and get it out of the way.
05:30This must be quite a change for you.
05:32Sorry?
05:33From working on that show for so long.
05:35I mean, did you even get a chance to go to school at all?
05:37So...
05:39Um, did Newberry say if the midterm was gonna be multiple choice?
05:43Yeah, cause he totally can't read.
05:45Unlike Stark, I heard she makes you spell everything out.
05:48Who's Stark?
05:49Uh, she teaches 209 abnormal psych.
05:52It's actually a really good class.
05:54I think I saw her once.
05:55She sleeps with her students and when the school finds out, they all mysteriously disappear.
05:59I heard they found a body once in her trunk.
06:01Zach, they don't vanish.
06:03They probably just leave the school.
06:05Has she ever tried to do that with you?
06:07I don't think boys are exactly her bag.
06:10I heard she does both.
06:12I heard she was a vampire.
06:13I heard that she's in the witness protection program because her dad was in the mob.
06:18Guys, can we please get back to the textbook?
06:21Is it true that Tyler was supposed to be gay and she was going to come out on the series finale?
06:26I mean, that's why Tyler had a boy's name and everything.
06:29Cool it with homophobia, okay? Who cares?
06:32What homophobia? It's a valid question. I'm a fan. I want to know.
06:37You know, I have no idea. I wasn't on the writing staff.
06:39But you should ask them if it's so important to you.
06:42According to my sister, what Professor Newberry says in class is actually more important than what we read in the textbooks.
06:49But are they being mean to you? Do they make fun of you?
06:51No, it's not like that. It's just like there's nothing else to talk about but the show.
06:56Well, they don't know you yet, honey. That's all they have to go on right now.
06:59But they don't know each other either. I mean, that doesn't seem to stop them from having a normal conversation.
07:04Well, I still don't understand why you wanted to go to college on the other side of the country anyway.
07:09There's plenty of good schools here in California and, you know, you probably wouldn't be having that problem here.
07:14What problem?
07:15Of people being curious about you. You know, you never could handle that very well.
07:20You're not helping, Mom.
07:22Oh, Jacqueline, don't play the victim.
07:24I'm just saying I still don't know why you're putting yourself through this.
07:28And you don't even have Mark to help you anymore.
07:30I don't want to talk about Mark, Mother.
07:32Alright, alright. Sorry.
07:34You think me quitting school is just gonna make everything better?
07:39Oh, yeah.
07:40Oh, coming. Sorry.
07:42Honey, I have to hang up now. I'll call you tomorrow. Get some sleep.
07:45Mom, I'm not gonna be around tomorrow. Can you just...
08:04Here, let me help you with those.
08:06Thanks.
08:15It's funny how these people can afford tuition but not manners.
08:19That's what I've noticed.
08:22Is this a projector or a camera?
08:25Huh? Sorry?
08:26This?
08:27Oh, uh, neither. It's an ECT machine circa 1940.
08:32Oh, so it's like a prop?
08:34No. No, it's the real thing.
08:37Cool. Where'd you get it?
08:40I stole it.
08:42ECT, huh?
08:45Is it for recording something?
08:48No, it's for shocking people.
08:52Electro-convulsive therapy.
08:54Why would you do that?
08:56It's a form of treatment.
09:00Does this one work?
09:05I don't know.
09:07I haven't used it in a while.
09:12Okay.
09:13I gotta go to class now.
09:19Have fun.
09:21Okay.

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