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  • 11/06/2025
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00:00I
00:19You haven't seen cats all have you
00:21Hey, you know it's bad enough to see the bridey night before the big day. Yeah, no, no, I'll get all that
00:27Linda just give this condemn on a drink. No, no, no, I can't because I'm in a bit of a
00:32If a man looks like you the day before his wedding, then he deserve a drink Linda
00:42Is mum back here your dad has got a lot to answer for
00:47How many texts is that? Ten I offered it to him on a plate, but he didn't want to know
01:01Yeah, well, he did go rushing in like a bull in a china shop
01:05And you're gonna catch your death wandering around the square like that. Yeah, aren't you?
01:09This is what happens when you take advice from Mo. Well, you're softly softly approaching work either, did it?
01:14Oh
01:16There was a time we'd be foaming at the mouth for this
01:19He just don't even fancy me anymore
01:22He'd rather get his rocks off to the internet
01:28We're not gonna find any answers in that are you?
01:30Can I?
01:32Right, there you are. Oh, thanks darling
01:44So, come on. Something has obviously happened. It certainly has. I'll tell you what's happened
01:51That bitch Cindy has got her claws into George again. I just saw him over there doing god knows what
01:56No
01:58I can't believe it. Can't you? I can
02:00Well, Cindy, yeah
02:02I mean, she's allergic to her underwear, but George
02:04I mean, Elaine, he's devoted to you
02:07He's not gonna risk losing everything over that old tart
02:10Oh, George, sort of the earth he is not
02:12Do you know who he reminds me of?
02:14Harvey. He had everything he could have wanted at home and he threw it all away for a quick bunk up
02:18It wasn't quite like that
02:20Oh, I'm sorry, Cathy
02:22I don't know why I said that
02:24Look, having a go at me is not gonna make you feel any better about anything, is it?
02:28No
02:30You're right
02:32I'm gonna get over there and deal with it now
02:42There you are, I've been looking all over for you
02:44Can't be much of a surprise, I work here
02:46Yeah
02:48Uh, Kim messaged me
02:49Did she know?
02:53You're my glass
02:54Okay, let me give you a hand
02:56I can manage
03:04You can come up for air
03:06You're trying to get a heart attack?
03:08Where's Cindy?
03:10She just left with George, are you okay?
03:12Of course
03:14Well, she's taking the rest of the night up, apparently
03:16I don't know why she begged me to come back so she can sort off the first chance she gets
03:20Did they, uh, say where they were going?
03:22No, just took a bottle of wine and leg did
03:26What?
03:27You don't think that they're, uh...
03:30How dare you?
03:32Sorry
03:34Take a little drink
03:35Carry on downstairs
03:38Cindy owes me
03:49I need to see you
03:50Sure you don't want to come in?
03:52No
03:53I don't think Elaine needs winding up anymore tonight
03:56No, a hot bath and a large glass of this would suit me just fine
04:01I know things seem hard at the moment
04:04But Jimmy
04:06The families tend to pull together at times like this
04:10Don't give up on Peter
04:12Unless you want to be like me and Junior, of course
04:16Thanks for listening
04:19You're a good man, George
04:21You always were
04:23Right
04:25I better go and face some music
04:27Good luck
04:30Thank you
04:34Bye
04:36Uh, where's mum?
04:37I haven't seen her
04:38She went looking for you
04:39Oh, hiding at Sabrina's again, were you?
04:44You're not going to say anything?
04:46Did you get out of my face, Linda?
04:47Right, Dad, excuse me?
04:49I'm sorry
04:50Nothing happened with me and Sabrina
04:52Except you lied about it
04:54You're a liar
04:55I mean, what do you think, Gina?
04:57Oh, no, sorry, hang on
04:58Can't believe a word that comes out of your mouth either, can we?
05:00Well, take it out
05:01If my mum's got any sense, she'll have run for the hills
05:04Hey!
05:05What are you doing?
05:06Why don't these children sleep upstairs?
05:09I'll go upstairs and wait for Laney
05:11But maybe you should be so quick to judge
05:14She's not enough so perfect, are we?
05:20Since the cancer, it's been hard to, um
05:24Stand to attention, if you know what I mean
05:27Hard and clear
05:29And the whole thing Paddy's playing on my mind
05:32And the wedding
05:34Well, consummating on command
05:37Have you talked to her about it?
05:40Yeah, yeah, we spoke about it a few months ago
05:42But we've not
05:44We've not done it since then
05:48Down to the nitty-gritty
05:51I just thought she understood Paddy
05:54I can't just
05:57I can't just do it
05:59I've got to prepare
06:01I've got to
06:03Warm up the landing gear, so to speak
06:05Well, if she knows the situation, she
06:09She ain't gonna be expecting miracles, you know
06:12Paddy, today she jumped on me like a pack of hyenas and a buffalo
06:15What?
06:17You know, if she's like that today, what's she gonna be like tomorrow night?
06:23Did you get any of that?
06:25My sausage
06:27Do me a favor
06:28And I'll be
06:35Just
06:37Go to her man
06:39Tell her how you feel
06:48Me and Patrick
06:52They've always been so passionate
06:54But since that pasta thing, we're
07:01Just distant
07:04I had no idea, you could
07:06You always seem so close
07:09They've been keeping up appearances
07:14But when we're alone, there is nothing
07:16We're avoiding each other
07:19I'm doing more shifts at the laundry than he spends all hours at the allotment
07:23Oh, you learned to
07:25But this afternoon, I asked him to
07:28Massage my shoulder
07:32I just thought it would help us to reconnect
07:34Oh, that's nice, isn't it?
07:35You should have seen the way he looked at me, Denise
07:39It was obvious he didn't want
07:41Him don't want me
07:45Oh
07:47He can't get beyond what happened to me
07:50But did he say that?
07:51He doesn't even want to
07:54He's acting as if this afternoon didn't even happen
07:58Hmm
08:00Look, come on
08:03Lock up
08:05Look, no amount of dirty smalls is more important than your relationship
08:09Yolande
08:13You need to hear Patrick's side of things and put this to bed
08:18Or not
08:20As the case may be
08:21As the case may be
08:34You all right?
08:37Have you got the feeling that she just totally out of your desk?
08:41I'll see
08:43I'll drink to that, darling
08:45I'll let you into a little secret
08:47We don't bite
08:49Well, not only fans with it anyway
08:52I wasn't talking about coming in here
08:55No, corporate away days, you know
08:59Making small shock, it brings me out in a cold sweat
09:02Oh, darling, just imagine it all naked works every time
09:06You're running on empty
09:11Could I buy you a drink?
09:13Sorry, darling, my date's arrived
09:16Oh, my, fresh meat
09:24I'll get back to the small talk
09:27Your dame in shining chiffon has arrived
09:30I have had to hot-foot it all the way from Dalston
09:33Have you ever run up that escalator at Whitechapel in Slingbanks?
09:37Thanks for coming, darling
09:39Another bottle, please
09:41Beautiful boy
09:44Hey, you're back here again
09:53Right
09:55Gentleman is spelt G-E-N-T-L-E
09:59I'm dyslexic, all right?
10:01Oh, mate, please don't go
10:03I'm sorry about how earlier it was a joke
10:11I've been working on it since yesterday
10:12And I've only written three lines
10:14So I'll help you with it
10:16Are you nervous?
10:18A bit
10:20I had to make a speech once
10:22In front of the whole school
10:24And the trick is
10:26You've got to look them all in the eye
10:29Like, I own you
10:31Tell them exactly what they want to hear
10:34Like, what makes them feel good about themselves
10:36If you do that, you'll have them hanging off your every word
10:37If you do that, you'll have them hanging off your every word
10:39If you do that, you'll have them hanging off your every word
10:41Yeah
10:43I am trying to watch the highlights, Kimberly
10:46I am trying to watch the highlights, Kimberly
10:50So what am I? Chopped liver?
10:52Hello?
10:53Ah, lifesaver
10:55Eat a septic rat
10:56No, I don't think so
10:57Right, you, me, and Howie
11:00We are going to Harry's barn for a drink
11:02For a drink
11:03What have we just got back from this bit?
11:04Since when is that stopped, Jack?
11:05Howie
11:06What have you got?
11:07Hello, Patrick's favourite
11:08Oh, man
11:10Howie
11:11I'll see you with your son
11:13So, did he text you back yet?
11:16No
11:18Well, I'm sure we will
11:20Come on, you can sort this
11:23You owe it to each other
11:25Right?
11:33Cat?
11:36It's a clear sky tonight
11:39You can see the moon
11:41It's not full, but it's close enough
11:44Right
11:47I always thought that if we were to get married again, yeah
11:50It'd be something different
11:52I was thinking, like, on the river
11:55With St Paul's behind
11:57Okay
11:59We'll have to buy you some armbands then
12:00Because the Thames is a bit deeper than the last river you jumped into
12:05Don't matter now, though, does it?
12:08Because it's not me that you want, eh?
12:11No, Cat
12:12It's not me that turns you on
12:13Cat
12:14Cat
12:16We ain't getting married
12:20Don't say that
12:22Don't
12:23Don't say
12:25You know, I've been chasing you
12:27For over 20 years
12:32You're the only woman that I've ever, ever wanted
12:36And you're my, Kathleen
12:39Then why, Alfie?
12:41Tell me why
12:43Because if you don't, I'm walking straight out that door
12:50Right
12:51Right
12:54I'm scared, right?
12:57I am terrified
13:02It's like it's happening all over again
13:04It's not the same thing
13:06John was over 30 years ago
13:09And yet you still don't think you're worthy of being loved
13:13By anybody
13:15Or maybe I'm not
13:17Or maybe
13:19Because if you don't believe it, how can anyone else?
13:22But when I saw you last
13:25I told you to make a go of it with George
13:27Because I thought you deserved a chance for happiness
13:30Shift that monkey off your back for good
13:33Yeah, and look where it got me
13:35It can't be your best shot
13:37But if George is doing the horizontal okey-cokey with his ex
13:41Then that's where he wants to be
13:44It's not your fault
13:46It's not because of who you are
13:48It's because of who he is
13:50Yeah, but if she wasn't around
13:52It might not seem like it right now
13:55But that woman's done you a favour
13:57Look at you
13:59You deserve top billing
14:00You deserve top billing
14:02You're nobody's support act
14:06How can you be the star of the show if you don't see what everyone else sees?
14:12Tech?
14:14Mr. Genetic bank manager
14:16Accountant, estate agent, or delete if appropriate
14:19What about him?
14:21Well, he's been making goo goo eyes at you from the moment I sat down
14:26This is a gay bar
14:27Darling
14:28No self-respecting gay man comes for a night out in a polycon off the peg suit
14:35Look, I'm not saying jump on the first man you can
14:38But you have to stop being second fiddle
14:42Find me your feathers in a peacock
14:46If George doesn't see you for the queen you are
14:50Then find somebody who does
14:53I've got to pay the bills
14:55My flying carpet awaits
14:58Oh
15:00I thought you had a broomstick
15:02You can confront George
15:04And he may come back
15:06But if you let that happen
15:09Can you guarantee that we won't be sat here again in six months' time?
15:16Goodbye, Elaine
15:17Bye, Elaine
15:18Ta-ra!
15:19Ta-ra!
15:25Ta-ra!
15:26I bow to you, OG
15:28So, how's that naked office party going?
15:45Oh, it's swinging, right?
15:48Someone's swinging all the others
15:49Be careful, darling
15:50Someone could have your eye out
15:52Are you ready for that drink yet?
15:57I mean, come on
15:59Make my 24 hours in London worthwhile
16:03Yeah, do you remember that time when I was running around Wolf trying to find a condom?
16:10Yeah
16:12Yeah
16:13You know, I thought I was going to burst
16:15It was just so exciting, spontaneous
16:19Yeah, obviously, apart from the armed robbery and me being run over that bit wasn't fun
16:24I know when you're stalling, Alfie
16:26Just cut to the chase, yeah?
16:27Okay, okay, okay
16:28All right, it's the wedding night
16:30Okay, I haven't stopped thinking about it
16:32It's winding me up
16:34The expectation of me sweeping you off your feet, carrying you upstairs and throwing you on the bed
16:38I ain't buying this
16:41We've already talked about this
16:42That's not that bothers me
16:44It's the fact that you don't fancy me anymore
16:46No, okay, that's
16:48Getting your kicks elsewhere now, aren't ya?
16:54Stop, I know
16:58I can't satisfy you
17:01Not the way you want, not the way you deserve
17:04Get out, you know
17:10I can't do quickies
17:13Okay?
17:16We have to schedule it
17:19You know, they'll pump and point
17:23Or I don't know what
17:25Get down to business before I deflate like a balloon
17:27I'm just...
17:30I'm just not the man I used to be, okay, Cat?
17:33I'm...
17:34I am not the old Alfie
17:37That...
17:38Right, you listen to me, yeah?
17:41We are Cat and Alfie and we always will be
17:44I just don't want you to be ashamed of me
17:45I'm not ashamed of ya
17:47You're the world's biggest donut
17:48Oh, okay
17:49But you're my donut
17:53Donuts, hey, don't fill in like they used to, do they, girl?
17:56I think they call it shrinkflation
17:58It's my fault
18:00Running around the square like Inspector Cluso in heels, right?
18:05Come on, you
18:08I've listened to every word you said, alright?
18:11Don't worry, I won't pounce on ya
18:14Come on
18:16Well?
18:17Well, you bossed it, mate
18:18Yeah, your mum and Alfie are gonna be well impressed
18:21You know, it shows them that you're a proper man, right?
18:24Not a soppy, sentimental little boy
18:27You think so?
18:28I know so, mate
18:29I'm proud of you
18:31I also wanted to say thank you
18:33What for?
18:35Well, just for, you know, sticking by me
18:37Being a proper mate, not like their mothers
18:39Oh, don't worry about them
18:40What are you doing here?
18:41Uh, my clunkies was too noisy
18:43Joel was helping me in my speech
18:45Yeah
18:46Was he now?
18:47Yeah, I just tweaked it a bit
18:48It's all his words
18:50Nice one, Joel
18:52Anyway, so me and him were talking and we thought that, uh, maybe after the wedding we could invite a few mates back to us
19:00I don't think so, no
19:02Oh, come on, just the lads, Denzel and Nugget, maybe
19:06Come on, can it?
19:09All right, but no booze
19:12Well, we don't need to drink to have fun, do we, mate?
19:15No
19:17Thank you
19:18Thank you
19:28I'm not so sure about it
19:30No, no, if it's just the lads
19:33You're always helping Tommy
19:37He is trying
19:41Go on, open it
19:42Open it
19:43Oh
19:49It's the name, innit?
19:51Vacuum pump
19:53It's ridiculous
19:54The whole thing's ridiculous
19:55Life's ridiculous
19:57Cancer's ridiculous
19:59Getting old is a joke
20:01But I'll tell you one thing
20:02This bit of plastic is not going to get in the way of us two being together
20:05Doing what husbands and wives do, all right?
20:08The only way for us to get through this is to own it
20:13So what should we call it?
20:15We won't call it
20:17Well, I can't exactly shout across the view
20:19Here Alfie, get the equipment out, I fancy a bunk up
20:22Oh, okay
20:24Um
20:26Hello
20:28What's your name?
20:30My name is Virgil
20:31Hello, Virgil
20:34Hello, Virgil
20:35My name's Alfie
20:37Oh, and you never guess who this is
20:39This is Kathleen
20:41Hello, Virgil
20:42Welcome to the family
20:44Listen
20:46About the wedding night, there's no pressure, all right? I promise
20:49All right
20:52Come here, you
20:55Do you fancy it?
20:57Now?
20:58Yeah, take the curse off the wedding night
20:59And if I'm going to organise a river wedding
21:01I'm going to be knackered anyway by tomorrow night
21:02And so will
21:04Mini Moon
21:05Bit short notice though, isn't it?
21:06Of course it ain't
21:07We'll just get everybody to meet us down by the river
21:08We'll get the celebrant
21:09What, you know, photographer
21:10And then we'll just jump in the limo
21:12I can't believe this
21:13Yeah, you better believe it, Mrs Moon
21:15Hey, come on, let's not go off topic
21:16Come on
21:18Nothing like the real thing, eh?
21:19No, nothing
21:21Better than those websites
21:23Okay, what websites?
21:24Well, now you've got me and Virgil
21:25No
21:26You won't need them anymore
21:28Okay, hang on
21:29I don't
21:30What websites?
21:40Hey, hey, hey, what's all this?
21:43Your favourite
21:45Ruined
21:46No
21:47No, no, no
21:48Don't throw it away now, ma'am
21:50I'll go heat it up, alright
21:51I texted you, where were you?
21:54Oh
21:57I missed it
21:59Oh, baby, you're so sorry
22:02You know the last orders with the market traders
22:05You know how it is, eh?
22:12Hey, you alright?
22:13You alright?
22:18Jake?
22:22I'm afraid
22:25I am afraid we are losing each other
22:28That intro?
22:31No
22:33You couldn't even bear to touch me earlier
22:36I just didn't want you to rush into something that you're not ready for
22:39So
22:41You decided that I wasn't ready?
22:44I didn't want you to feel obliged
22:46Obliged?
22:50Don't I have a choice?
22:51Yes, of course you have a choice
22:53How could you be so insensitive, my children?
22:58Yolande, now that ain't fair
23:01I have tried all along to be
23:05To be patient, to be understanding, all through your situation
23:10My situation?
23:12You know what I mean?
23:14No, I don't
23:15Why don't you explain it to me?
23:17You know, I can't do or say anything right, can I?
23:20You took the words right out of my mouth
23:22Yolande, we...
23:25For a long time now
23:27We...
23:29We just haven't been close
23:31And you couldn't just talk to me?
23:34So...
23:36So I...
23:38I made a mistake earlier
23:40But you know, I genuinely thought...
23:42You thought...
23:44That you could decide about what happens to my body
23:46And I don't even ever say, really!
23:51Just like he did
23:58You know, I made one...
24:00Lapse...
24:01A judgement
24:05And all of a sudden...
24:08Just like him?
24:09No, I didn't mean it like that
24:10I'm going to bed, man
24:11Patrick!
24:16Oh...
24:22Do you have to brush off?
24:24I was going to open up in a bottle
24:26Sorry, darling
24:27I...
24:28Don't do on course
24:29Ta-da!
24:38You could have told me about this, you know
24:39Because I get it now
24:40No, Kat...
24:41Hold on, darling
24:42If it was me, I'd admit it
24:43Listen, I'm no saint
24:44And no man is, so...
24:51Oh, no...
24:52It's a bit extreme, innit?
24:55Kat, I promise you, sweetheart
24:56This ain't me
24:59This is Tommy
25:01Tommy wouldn't watch something like that
25:04It looks like that
25:19It's late
25:21It's late
25:22it's late i was worried about you i'm a big girl i can look after myself can we talk
25:37i can't do this now i'm tired please there's something i need to say
25:43all right we'll make it quick i'm so sorry about sabrina i should have told you
25:51i panicked it snowballed i hated lying to you
26:00nothing else you want to get off your chest
26:05what we're going to just stand here like a couple of lemons
26:11i was with sydney earlier oh what was it this time she kissed you you kissed her then what
26:19no nothing like that she was in a state what with little jimmy's eyesight and peter and
26:27lauren tearing strips out of each other i uh anyway made me realize how important it is
26:33for family to stick together to trust each other and how close i came to messing everything
26:41up by not being honest about sabrina
26:48you our life everything we've built together that's what's important to me that's where
26:53my heart is i know it's going to take time to rebuild trust but i'm prepared to wait
27:01i'll spend the night in kojo's old room give you some space
27:08i love you laney
27:13you're the one i am the luckiest man in the world i know that
27:28my heart is here
27:32there has been another day
27:35also
27:38here
27:40there
27:41are
27:42there
27:47you
27:48there
27:49I
27:51I